DOI 10.1007/s12138-009-0064-z: © Springer Science+Business Media B.V. 2008
DOI 10.1007/s12138-009-0064-z: © Springer Science+Business Media B.V. 2008
DOI 10.1007/s12138-009-0064-z: © Springer Science+Business Media B.V. 2008
1007/s12138-009-0064-z
Gideon Nisbet, Ancient Greece in Film and Popular Culture, ser. Greece and
Rome Live (Exeter: University of Exeter Press, 2006), XVI + 170 pp.
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a small handful of films that we have all seen decades ago, not really the thousands of items from Japanese manga and other subcultures to which he refers
as a teaser. He seems to claim that the publisher constrained him even though
he fails to appreciate the time constraints under which the director of a multimillion dollar film must operate.
He begins his first chapter [1-44] by examining Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure (1989), which he unfortunately says was set in San Dinas, California
and insists was The Terminator played for laughs [3] more than an obvious
knock-off of 1985s blockbuster comedy Back to the Future. His purpose in examining this film is to make some plausible explanations for the failure of
Greecethe land, its history, its mythsas a viable subject for cinema [ix].
To do this he must prove how bad the initial Socrates segment is, so he applies
a wide swath of negative adjectives and adverbs: static [bis], lingering featureless too long dull bored stiffly stilted [3-4]. Unfortunately
Nisbet describes Socrates use of actual ancient Greek wordsone of the first
examples in a Hollywood filmas incomprehensible [4], while he criticizes
the use of subtitles as the cinematic kiss-of-death at the box office. Surely
Mel Gibsons accountant would disagree with that generalization.
Nisbet laments how all Greek films are filtered through Roman film motifs. He complains [8] that So-crates cant help looking like a senator holding forth in the curia; but So-crates is not dressed in a toga praetexta, he stands
not in the curia but outdoors, and he is spouting philosophy in the ancient
Greek language. That all seems pretty Greek to me. I should add that Nisbet
quickly glosses over the bi-syllabic pronunciation of the name So-crayts.
This magnificent display of self-confident idiocy by Keanu Reeves in his memorable breakthrough role created a legacy in the popular culturea few million xs-worth perhaps. Nisbet also seems to forget that this film is a comedy
and that the whole point of the initial static scene in ancient Athens is to
liven So-crates up in modern San Dimas. In trying to identify the Roman dominance of the film, he points out that in the medieval sequence Socrates is involved in a high-speed wagon chase. But even if this was intended to be or
inspired by a cinematic Roman chariot race, the Greeks had chariots too. What
Nisbet might have pointed out instead is how and why the Roman chariot became such a popular modern symbol of ancient culture, i.e. through nineteenth-century painting and the novel Ben-Hur. He devotes not even an entire
paragraph to explaining how Greek culture has been filtered through Rome
for some two millenniaspecifying only Corinthian columns, pedimented
gables [8].
He then embarks on a review of three films, Roger Cormans Atlas (1960),
Sergio Leones The Colossus of Rhodes (1961), and Robert Wises Helen of Troy
(1956). He chooses these three as well-informed and distinctive films that
tried to turn authentic Greece into good cinema [8-9]. Most classicists who
work in cinema now recognize that authenticity is at best a moving target and
a non-starter for analysis.1 But Nisbet glosses over Cormans use of the Stoa
of Attalus as a set, and he seems to think only Rome, not Greece, had aqueducts (despite the public works of Peisistratus and Polycrates). Worse, one of
1.
[See Jon Solomon, The Vacillations of the Trojan Myth: Popularization & Classicization, Variation & Codification, International Journal of the Classical Tradition 14
(2007), 482-534. W.H.]
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his criticisms is that popular culture has no clear visual idea of Greece [16].
I understand this to mean that Rome works better on screen because it has
well understood stereotypes and visual icons, while Greece does not work because those who make films about Greece have to be inventive. This would be
a plus if it were true, but there are Greek stereotypes (philosophers, pedagogues, tyrants, slaves) and visual icons (Mycenaean columns, vase paintings,
sculpture, Corinthian helmets). Nisbet does identify tyrants, philosophers,
and homosexuals as characteristically Greek, but he finds philosophy to be
boring: all talk, no action [17],contra the example of Pi (1998)and the
easy counterexample to his identification of cinematic Greeks who flirt with
underage boys is Oliviers Crassus in Spartacus.
Nisbets most endearing aesthetic is his low threshold of taste. It is indeed a pleasure to read analyses of B-films and sword-and-sandal imports.
But Nisbet does so with the opinion that it is an anomaly that these films
failed. He seems genuinely surprised that Roger Corman could make a bad
film. He seems to suggest that The Colossus of Rhodes failed because our image
of the statue dates from the Renaissance. Helen of Troy failed because it is not
much fun [35]. Nisbet chose three films of questionable association and merit
and uses them to demonstrate why films set in ancient Greece do not work;
but he utterly ignores the Camerini Ulysses (1954) and the various cinematic
adaptations of Greek tragedies as well as the appearances of Greek characters
or Greek characterizations in Fellini Satyricon, A Funny Thing Happened on the
Way to the Forum, and other vintage films.
The second chapter, Mythconceptions [45-86], is aptly named. Nisbet
begins with the incorrect assessment that Greek myths have not made the successful transfer to film, overlooking the quarter-of-a-billion-dollar success (not
including its spin-off) of Disneys Hercules and misstating that the box office
of Troy was a failure despite the fact that it has grossed worldwide $481 million dollars to date, ranking it 51st on the all-time list, not including the profits from its recent Directors Cut DVD release. The questions that should be
asked therefore are why Troy earned only $133 million domestically and $348
million internationally, and why Hercules: The Legendary Journeys and
Xena were particularly successful via television syndication but not suitable for theatrical release. Instead, Nisbet analyzes only the fifth and final pilot
film of Sam Raimis series, Hercules in the Maze of the Minotaur (1995), a minor
x on the map indeed. Here he finds fault with the conflation of Megara and
Deianeira (he seems not to have much tolerance for the process of conflation
at all, as in Petersens Briseis/Cassandra/Clytemnestra). He also points his
disapproving finger at the inclusion of Roman characters in episodes involving Hercules and XenaI did not realize Xena was a pure Greekas well as
the ancient Roman associations of Hercules with the likes of Commodus and
Antony. He then launches into a lengthy discussion of the sidekick problem
[60], lamenting the absence of Hylas (Hercules jailbait boyfriend [60]) and
the fact that films skirt around Hercules penchant for Boy Wonders [62].
But instead of a serious discussion of homosexual taboos in Hollywood and
American television, Nisbet rejoices in his own prose and leaves the reader
with the impression that if the cinematic Hercules were more authentic and
bisexual, he might have been a greater success, which is surely impractical, if
not utter nonsense.
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story, which is not saying much because Nisbet seems to hate all (two) of the
others. Then he attempts to rewrite Oliver Stones career by insisting that antigay and pro-Macedonian advocacy groups forced Stone to make the film he
did not want to make, never once citing a specific statement, let alone any of
Stones many available interviews. To this line of argument he adds the proposals by Baz Luhrmann, Martin Scorsese, Mel Gibson, and others to make
their versions of an Alexander film, relating lots of zippy Hollywood gossip
without demonstrating any attempt at contacting the personalities involved.
As sources he mentions bloggers and IMDb, and he once cites Premier magazine. Along the way he snarls at the HBO/BBC Rome, which takes a step
backwards by being filmed at Romes Cinecitt, the old Fascist-tinged
stomping-ground of conventional toga epic from the silent age onwards
[117]. Here again Nisbet is making an irrelevant historical analogy, and criticizing a film for being shot at a specific studio is just irresponsible.
When Nisbet finally gets to Stones Alexander, he makes another mistake
in saying that Stone had desired to make an Alexander at least since the midnineties: according to Stones own statement in the DVD packet he actually
began a screenplay in college. Nisbet then charges Stone and Lane Fox with
following the pro-Alexander W. W. Tarn perspective because they were pandering to academics [128], and he stoops to criticizing the film for using Latin
names on the Alexandrian map. After taking on the red cloaks again, he claims
that de Mille [sic] invented the convention of using British as evil Romans and
Americans as all-American Christians [130]. This was William Wyler in BenHur. (In the 1934 Cleopatra Julius Caesar, Octavian, and Brutus were all played
by American actors, as were Tigellinus and Titus in the 1932 Sign of the Cross.)
Then Nisbet levels a broadside by attacking his only conceivable audience demographic (classicists who offer easy-to-teach film courses [131]), makes
another awkward historical analogy by categorizing Lane Fox and Stone as
heroic symposiasts, bonded late-night drinking companions in the manner
of Alexander and his Companions [132], and gives another nod of disapproval to chauvinistic modern Greeks for not making their own films on
Alexander. His last-page conclusion is that If the faade of optimism for the
pepla cracked post-Troy, the aftermath of Alexander seems to leave ancient
Greece with no options at allat least in mainstream cinema [135]. At this
writing (October, 2007), Zack Snyders 300 has earned just shy of one-half a
billion dollars.
In his epilogue [137-149] Nisbet dismisses the sheer tedious irrelevance
of scholarly objectivity in an enterprise of this kind [137-138]. He genuinely
enjoys criticizing films and Stone-bashing of this kind, fun though it is [127].
He fails to cite sources, reveal much realistic understanding of the process of
filmmaking, and longs for more campy action and homoerotic daring. In his
last paragraph he seems to envision a new kind of classical studies in which
we have some fun objectivity be damned [140]. No one would accuse
Nisbet of violating that creed in this book.
Jon Solomon
Department of the Classics
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign