Doctor Who 4x00 - Voyage of The Damned PDF
Doctor Who 4x00 - Voyage of The Damned PDF
Doctor Who 4x00 - Voyage of The Damned PDF
Episode X
By
Russell T Davies
Shooting Script
Yellow Revisions
20/07/07
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What?
He flips it
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THE DOCTOR steps into Large space, reception desk, all wood & marble, more TITANIC
signage, STEWARDS passing to and fro, and GUESTS in their
finery, chatting, laughing. It all looks very 1912...
almost. It's part luxury-liner, part hotel. And it's
decked out for Christmas, nice big tree, nothing gaudy,
all very period and classy. The Doctor walks through...
Men in black tie. Ladies in posh dresses. Staff looking
immaculate. A WAITRESS in uniform - ASTRID, young, bright,
feisty - walks past, carrying a tray. Then he sees (CONTINUED)
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FX: LONG HERO FX SHOT, pulling back to see the whole ship A SPACESHIP, exactly like the Titanic, but with mighty
antigravity engines underneath. Keep pulling out wider,
to see the vessel sailing majestically above the Earth.
Over this:
TANNOY
The Titanic is now in orbit above
Sol 3, also known as Earth,
population: Human. Ladies and
gentlemen, welcome to Christmas!
CUT TO OPENING TITLES
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(CONTINUED)
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CAPTAIN HARDAKER (CONT'D)
(more relaxed)
Now then, gentlemen, according to
the traditions of the planet below,
Christmas is a time of celebration.
I think you might be entitled to a
tot of rum. Just the one! Off
you go, I'll keep watch.
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CAPTAIN HARDAKER
Well said. Very good! Should be
nice and quiet. It's only a Level
Five planet down below, they don't
even know we're here. Silent night,
I believe they call it. A silent
night.
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THE DOCTOR
Titanic, who thought of the name?
HOST
Information: it was chosen as the
most famous vessel of Planet Earth.
THE DOCTOR
Did they tell you why it was famous?
HOST
Information: all designations are
chosen by Mr Max Capricorn,
President of Max/Max/Max/Max/Max -
He's broken, stuck, jerks his head with every 'Max' Oops!
THE DOCTOR
Bit of a glitch -
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CHIEF
Sorry sir, we can
software problem,
it with us, sir.
STEWARD
handle this that's all, leave
Merry Christmas!
It snaps rigid, upright, a statue, topples to the side one Steward catches its torso, the other picks up its legs,
and they carry it out, like a dummy. All fast and discreet.
Chief Steward walks with them, mutters to Stewards, angry CHIEF STEWARD (CONT'D)
That's another one down, what's
going wrong with these things..?
The Doctor turns, distracted by a crash RICKSTON SLADE, still on his vone, yelling at the waitress,
ASTRID - he's barged into her, making her drop her tray RICKSTON
Oh for Tov's sake, look where you're
going! This jacket is a genuine
Earth antique!
ASTRID
I'm sorry, sir RICKSTON
Yeah, you'll be sorry when it comes
off your wages, sweetheart (walks off, on vone)
Staffed by idiots! No wonder Max
Capricorn's going down the drain...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
I'm the
ASTRID
Astrid, sir, Astrid Peth.
THE DOCTOR
Nice to meet you. Merry Christmas!
ASTRID
Merry Christmas, sir.
THE DOCTOR
Just Doctor, not sir.
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ASTRID
Enjoying the cruise?
THE DOCTOR
Yeah, I suppose, I dunno. Doesn't
quite work, a cruise, on your own.
ASTRID
You're not with anyone?
THE DOCTOR
No, just me, just... Used to be,
but, um... No. What about you?
Long way from home, Planet Sto.
ASTRID
Doesn't feel much different. Spent
three years working in the spaceport
diner, then I come all this way,
and I'm still waiting on tables.
THE DOCTOR
No shore leave?
ASTRID
We're not allowed, they can't afford
the insurance. I just wanted to
try it, just once...
Saying that, standing, both going to the window.
FX (and REPEAT): EARTH below them.
two framed against the spacescape.
(CONTINUED)
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ASTRID (CONT'D)
Never stood on another world. I
used to watch those ships heading
out to the stars. Always dreamt
of... Ohh, sounds daft.
THE DOCTOR
You dreamt of another sky. A new
sun. New air. New life, the whole
universe teeming with life, why
stand still when there's all that
life out there?
ASTRID
...yeah.
She's a bit dazzled.
So!
Um.
THE DOCTOR
All the time. Just for fun. Well,
that's the plan, never quite works.
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ASTRID
You must be rich, though.
THE DOCTOR
Haven't got a penny.
(whispers)
Stowaway.
ASTRID
Kidding me.
THE DOCTOR
Seriously!
ASTRID
(laughing)
No!
THE DOCTOR
Oh yes!
ASTRID
How d'you get on board?
THE DOCTOR
Accident! I've got this sort of
ship-thing, I was just rebuilding
her, left the defences down, bumped
into the Titanic, here I am. Bit
of a party, I thought, why not?
ASTRID
I should report you.
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THE DOCTOR
Go on, then.
ASTRID
I'll get you a drink.
On the house.
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CHIEF STEWARD
Tell you what, if you can't fix
them... Throw them overboard.
He walks away, the Engineer goes over to the truck.
Closer on the deactivated Host, closer...
Pause.
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MORVIN
They're just picking on us cos we
didn't pay, we won the tickets in
a competition.
FOON
I had to name all five husbands of
Joofie Crystalle in By The Light
Of The Asteroid, d'you ever watch
By The Light Of The Asteroid?
THE DOCTOR
Is that the one with the twins?
That's it!
FOON
Oh it's marvellous!
MORVIN
But we're not good enough for that
lot, they think we should be in
steerage.
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THE DOCTOR
Can't have that, can we?
And he gives a discreet whirr of the sonic screwdriver PRAC FX: on the GLAMOROUS TABLE, the champagne bottle centre of the table, in a ice-bucket - pops open on its
own, champagne spraying all over the POSH GUESTS!
Morvin & Foon hooting!
FOON
Was that you?
THE DOCTOR
Maybe.
FOON
Oh we like you!
MORVIN
We do! I'm Morvin Van Hoff, and
this is my good woman, Foon.
Foon!
THE DOCTOR
Hello! I'm the Doctor.
FOON
I'll need a doctor, time I've
finished with that buffet. Have a
buffalo wing! They must be huge,
these buffalo, so many wings!
TANNOY comes over:
(CONTINUED)
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TANNOY
Shore Leave tickets Red Six Seven
now activated, Red Six Seven...
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FOON
Ooh, Red Six Seven, that's us!
Are you Red Six Seven?
THE DOCTOR
Might as well be!
MORVIN
Come on then! We're going to Earth!
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MORVIN & FOON hurry towards him, THE DOCTOR following ASTRID just passing by ASTRID
I got you that drink -
THE DOCTOR
And I got you a treat!
C'mon -
- he takes the tray, slams it down, pulls her across, fast - to join Mr Copper, the Doctor shows his psychic paper.
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Red Six Seven, plus one.
MR COPPER
Hurry up then, if you could take a
teleport bracelet, both of you Morvin & Foon are already taking metal sci-fi BRACELETS
from a rack, the Doctor & Astrid do likewise, muttering ASTRID
I'll get the sack.
THE DOCTOR
Brand new sky!
Astrid thinks: to hell with it!, thrilled, grabs bracelet.
The GROUP clusters together, facing Mr Copper at his plinth.
(CONTINUED)
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MR COPPER
To repeat, I am Mr Copper, the
ship's historian, and I will be
taking you to Old London Town in
the country of Yookay. Ruled over
by Good King Wenceslas. Now, Human
beings worship the great God, Santa.
A creature with fearsome claws.
And his wife, Mary. Every Christmas
Eve, the people of Yookay go to
war, with the country of Turkey.
They then eat the Turkey-people,
for Christmas dinner. Like savages!
THE DOCTOR
Excuse me, but... where did you
get all this from?
MR COPPER
I have a first class degree in
Earthonomics, now then, stand by -
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And me!
BANNAKAFFALATTA
And me! Red Six Seven!
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Very good!
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Very good!
THE DOCTOR
...it should be full, it should be
busy, it's... Something's wrong.
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It's them!
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ROYAL CORRESPONDENT
Her Majesty the Queen has confirmed
that she will be staying in
Buckingham Palace throughout the
festive season, to show the people
of London, and the world, that
there is nothing to fear.
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STAN
God bless her. We stand vigil.
THE DOCTOR
Well, between you and me, I think
her Majesty's got it right. As
far as I know, this year, there's
nothing to worry abouFX: teleport glow, THE DOCTOR and ASTRID disappear.
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On STAN.
STAN
...then again.
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The best.
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And she runs away, the group dispersing. The Doctor with
eyes lighting up; he loves a problem. To the Chief Steward:
THE DOCTOR
What sort of power fluctuation..?
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It shows
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
That's a bit odd, sir. The
meteoroids are changing course.
Still. We can put shields up to
maximum, just in case.
CAPTAIN HARDAKER
As you were, midshipman.
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FX: HIS POV, the METEOROIDS now visible with the naked
eye, still just glimmers of light in the distance, but...
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THE DOCTOR OOV
Is that the Bridge? I need to
talk to the Captain -
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CAPTAIN HARDAKER
You have no authorisation, you
will clear the comms at once.
THE DOCTOR
Yeah, just look portside - !
- the Doctor's grabbed by a STEWARD, with the CHIEF STEWARD CHIEF STEWARD
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THE DOCTOR
Everyone! Listen to me! This is
an emergency! Get to the lifeb-
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THE DOCTOR being hauled out of the door by CHIEF STEWARD &
STEWARD - the Doctor pulls free, yells at RICKSTON SLADE THE DOCTOR
- look out the windows - !
- and the Doctor's gone, shoved out RICKSTON hangs up his vone.
ASTRID running out of the door MORVIN & FOON following, concerned for the Doctor Rickston reaches the windows.
Stares out...
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THE DOCTOR being hauled out by CHIEF & STEWARD THE DOCTOR
- if you don't believe me, then
check the shields yourself - !
Behind them, ASTRID runs out -
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ASTRID
- sir, I can vouch for him -
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MORVIN
We'll look after him,
give him to us -
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CHIEF STEWARD
You will cease and
desist, sir ASTRID
I can take him back
to his cabin -
MR COPPER
- but nothing seems to
be working BANNAKAFFALATTA
Big noise! Much shout!
RICKSTON
Oy! Steward!!
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RICKSTON
- I'm telling you,
the shields are down!!
THE DOCTOR
Listen to him, listen!
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Delighted!
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CU CAPTAIN HARDAKER.
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So sad.
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Room shaking, ENGINEER cowering beside his FORK LIFT TRUCK PRAC FX: FIRE & STEAM belch out - METAL PIPES tumble down - but with a sch-chunk! - CU HOST, its black eyes, as it
jerks awake!
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PRAC FIRE & STREAM continuing, but 6 HEAVENLY HOST stand in a line, regimented, impassive,
unaffected by the chaos CUT TO:
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Silence.
THE DOCTOR
Hush, hush, hush, shut up!
But just - just shhhh....
Sorry!
Pause.
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(NB, lights off throughout the ship now, but NOT total
darkness. Just nicely dark!) THE DOCTOR with ASTRID.
THE DOCTOR
You all right?
...yeah.
ASTRID
Think so, yeah.
THE DOCTOR
Bad name for a ship. Either that,
or this suit is really unlucky.
He stands, brushing off debris. He's distracted by a quiet
tinny voice, 'My name's Max! Ding!/My name's Max! Ding!/My
name's Max! Ding!' - COMMS PANEL, sc.7 stuck on a loop.
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Yeah, thanks, Max.
And he stabs the off button.
Then, action - the Doctor goes to the STEWARD, who's lying
flat out; b/g, a low babble, recovery; ASTRID going to MR
COPPER, clearing rubble off him, he's saying 'Oh dear, bit
unfortunate...', MORVIN going to FOON, 'Are you all right,
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FOON
We could've been killed!
RICKSTON
D'you know how much I
paid for my ticket?!
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BANNAKAFFALATTA
Very bad! Very bad!
Bannakaffalatta cross!
CHIEF STEWARD
If I could have silence. Ladies,
gentlemen, please...
(then bellows:)
Qui-et!!!
(CONTINUED)
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The Chief Steward turns to the door (the door they were
heading towards) - shunks! the handle, releasing the seal The Doctor tending to Copper, only just seeing this - yells THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Don't open it - !!!
FX: the DOOR - pushed away from the Chief Steward - is
ripped off its hinges, door & Chief Steward are schwupped!
through the air, through a ragged, metal hole beyond, where
more corridor should have been, now leading into OPEN SPACE PRAC WIND blasts through the corridor - ferocious! COMMS PANEL flashing red: VACUUM BREACH
Astrid, Mr Copper, Morvin & Foon, Rickston, Bannakaffalatta
holding on for dear life, clinging to anything THE Doctor flings himself against the COMMS PANEL, sonics -
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CU Astrid, holding on to a pipe, blasted by wind, screaming The Doctor sonics, frantic - COMMS blips to: OXYGEN SHIELD.
FX: bwip! over the ragged hole, the ripple of a FORCEFIELD.
The wind stops.
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THE DOCTOR
I don't think it was an accident.
ASTRID
(upset)
But... how many dead?
THE DOCTOR
We're alive. Just focus on that.
I'll get you out of here, Astrid.
I promise. Look at me. I promise.
And she gives a small smile.
ASTRID
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Okay.
THE DOCTOR
Good. Now then. If we can get to
reception, I've got a spaceship,
tucked away, we can all get on
board and... Oh.
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THE DOCTOR
That would be a really good idea.
One of these days.
ASTRID
But if you can manipulate the oxygen
field, can't you just loop it out?
Sort of, lasso the box back in?
THE DOCTOR
That's brilliant. Oh, that's
brilliant! You're good, you are!
ASTRID
Try my best!
THE DOCTOR
Trouble is, when it's set adrift,
it's programmed to lock on to the
nearest centre of gravity. And
that would be... the Earth.
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Maybe not then.
THE DOCTOR
Maybe not.
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HOST
Information: we now have only one
function.
ENGINEER
...and what's that?
HOST
Information: to kill.
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Panicky:
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MIDSHIPMAN FRAME (CONT'D)
He did it, oh my Vot, he took down
the shields - there was nothing I
could do, I tried, I did try THE DOCTOR
All right, just stay calm, tell me
your name, what's your name?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Midshipman Frame.
THE DOCTOR
Nice to meet you, sir -
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MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
They're all offline. Like it's
deliberate...
THE DOCTOR
What's the state of the engines?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
They're um... Hold on...
He has to pull himself to another panel, groans with pain THE DOCTOR
Are you injured?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
I'm all right...
(consults readout)
Ohh, Vot. They're cycling down.
Power's gone.
THE DOCTOR
That's a Nuclear Storm Drive, yes?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Yeah.
THE DOCTOR
And the moment they're gone, we
lose orbit?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
(realises)
The planet...
(CONTINUED)
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THE DOCTOR
Oh yes. If we hit the planet, the
Nuclear Storm explodes. And wipes
out life on Earth.
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THE DOCTOR
Trust me, it'll keep the engines
going till I can get to the Bridge.
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
But we've got an automatic SOS,
they'll be sending rescue ships,
they can stabilise the Titanic THE DOCTOR
Wait a minute... Rickston, did
you say your vone's not working?
RICKSTON
Oh now you're interested!
THE DOCTOR
Give it to me. Give it!
(inspects it)
But this is Solar Plus Vone.
should work anywhere.
It
RICKSTON
That's what I was saying!
Mr Frame.
THE DOCTOR
There's no signal.
(MORE)
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THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Someone's transmitting a blanketing
field, nothing's getting out, not
even the SOS. No one's coming, no
rescue ships. We're on our own.
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Bad people! Bad!
MR COPPER
Are you saying
someone's done this
on purpose?
ASTRID
But why? We're just a
cruise ship!
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He starts heading off, back the way they first came RICKSTON
Hold on, who put you in charge?
Who the hell are you, anyway?
THE DOCTOR
I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord.
I'm from the planet Gallifrey in
the constellation of Kasterborous,
I'm nine hundred and three years
old, and I'm the man who's going
to save your lives and all six
billion people on the planet below.
Got a problem with that?
RICKSTON
...no.
THE DOCTOR
In that case... Allons-y!
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THE DOCTOR
Careful, now. Follow me.
As they ascend:
MR COPPER
It's rather ironic, but this is
very much in the Christmas Spirit.
It's a festival of violence!
Humans, they say, only survive the
season, depending on whether they've
been good or bad. It's barbaric!
THE DOCTOR
Actually, that's not true, Christmas
is a time of peace and thanksgiving
and, oh what am I on about? My
Christmases are always like this!
Towards the top of the first staircase, he's found a
deactivated, broken HOST, sprouting wires and cables.
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THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
We've got a Host! Strength of
ten! If we can mend it, we can
use it to shift the rubble.
MORVIN
We can do robotics!
Both of us!
FOON
We work in the Milk Market, back
on Sto, it's all robot staff.
THE DOCTOR
See if you can get it working.
(moves on)
Now, let's have a look...
He & Astrid carry on up, reach the first landing, look up:
A TANGLE of METAL GIRDERS & STRUTS has fallen, blocking
the top of staircase 2, before the landing. The tangle is
deep, but with a gap, a small tunnel, centre.
ASTRID
It's blocked.
THE DOCTOR
So what do we do?
ASTRID
We shift it.
THE DOCTOR
That's the attitude! Rickston!
Mr Copper! And you, Bannakaffalatta look, can I call you Banna? It's
gonna save a lot of time.
(CONTINUED)
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BANNAKAFFALATTA
Bannakaffalatta!
No!
THE DOCTOR
All right then, Bannakaffalatta,
there's a gap, in the middle - see
if you can get through Bannakaffalatta heads up staircase 2, towards the
gap/tunnel, the Doctor, Astrid, Mr Copper, Rickston follow On staircase 1, Morvin & Foon sit, to work on the Host.
The blank gold face staring up. (NB, it's lost its Halo.)
CUT TO Bannakaffalatta, crawling through the jagged gap.
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Easy!
Good!
CAMERA SHAKE: the whole ship lurches PRAC dust, bits of rubble, tumble down, everyone tense...
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It stops.
RICKSTON
This whole thing could come crashing
down, any minute.
THE DOCTOR
Oh, Rickston, I forgot, did you
get that message?
RICKSTON
No, what message?
THE DOCTOR
Shut up.
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RICKSTON
Thing is, how are we gonna get Mr
and Mrs Fatso through that gap?
THE DOCTOR
We make the gap bigger.
So start!
Don't
FOON
No, but it's all my fault, though.
The tickets.
MORVIN
We won them, fair and square.
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FOON
I know. But I never told you...
I dialled the competition line
five thousand times. That's five
thousand credits, we might as well
have paid for the tickets. I've
been hiding the vone bill for months
now.
MORVIN
Five thousand credits..?
five thousand credits?
You spent
FOON
Don't hate me.
And Morvin starts to laugh.
Really laugh.
FOON (CONT'D)
What's so funny?
MORVIN
Five thousand!
FOON
But we'll never pay that off.
MORVIN
I know! We'll have to work for
twenty years! You mad bloody woman!
FOON
(starts to smile)
You're not cross..?
(CONTINUED)
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MORVIN
Does it matter? Look at us! Who
cares about money?! Oh, you drive
me barmy! I don't half love you,
Mrs Van Hoff, c'mere And he gives her a big hug, both laughing.
CUT TO staircase 2, Morvin & Foon's laughter echoing up,
the Doctor, Rickston & Mr Copper clearing the gap:
RICKSTON
What happened, did they find a
doughnut?
CUT TO the top landing on the far side of the tangle, Astrid
now there, hauling out a plank of metal, calling through:
ASTRID
I can clear it from this side,
just tell me if it starts moving...
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ASTRID
If you tell me, I can
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Poor Bannakaffalatta.
And he opens his shirt.
Underneath, his torso is METAL, with blinking lights.
ASTRID
...you're a cyborg!
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Had accident. Long ago. Secret.
(CONTINUED)
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ASTRID
No, but everything's changed, now!
Cyborgs are getting equal rights.
They passed a law, back on Sto,
you can even get married.
BANNAKAFFALATTA
(cheeky)
Marry you!
ASTRID
Well, you can buy me a drink, first.
But it's different, these days,
you don't have to hide any more.
Come on, let's recharge you.
She presses buttons, his lights blink, he breathes deep.
ASTRID (CONT'D)
There you go. Just sit there for
a bit.
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BANNAKAFFALATTA
Tell no one.
ASTRID
I promise.
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Same as Ship Corridor #1, only with pots and pans in the
debris, PRAC FLAMES here and there. A KITCHENHAND - 18
y/o lad - is on COMMS (the comms screen playing sc.7 on a
loop), with five other dazed KITCHEN STAFF in b/g.
KITCHENHAND
...this is Kitchen Number Five.
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
How many of you are there?
KITCHENHAND
Six of us. Just about. Are we
the only ones left alive, sir?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
No, there's more on Deck 19 - hold
on, if I reverse the scanner...
He presses buttons. On screen, GRAPHICS: a grid-layout of
the Titanic, with a good few dozen BLIPS all over the ship.
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MIDSHIPMAN FRAME (CONT'D)
Life signs! There's about... fifty,
sixty people, still alive, all
over the ship, hold on...
Clank! the Kitchenhand and the 5 survivors turn, look The handle on the door is turning, the seal hissing open.
KITCHENHAND (CONT'D)
It's opening, there's someone on
the other side!
Door swings open FIVE HEAVENLY HOST standing there, impassive.
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Blood-curdling.
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Silence.
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MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Doctor, I've got life-signs, all
over the ship... But they're going
out, one by one.
THE DOCTOR
What is it, are they losing air?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
No, one of them said it was the
Host, it's something to do with
the Host CUT TO:
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FOON screaming, ripping out wires, as the Doctor runs down THE DOCTOR
Turn it off, turn it
off!
FOON
I can't!! Let him go!
Morvin choking, the Doctor sonicking the Host's hand, but THE DOCTOR
Won't work - double deadlock!
Gaaaah!, he prises the Host's hand off - Morvin falls back FX (PRAC?) SPARKS on the Host's body - still broken,
trailing wires - juddering and jerking, it tries to stand HOST
Information: kill/kill/kill Go!
THE DOCTOR
Quickly, get upstairs -
No chance!
- and he dives through the gap -
(CONTINUED)
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The Host lashes out with its metal hand, karate-style PRAC FX: bannister splinters into pieces The Doctor runs back up to the first-landing COMMS THE DOCTOR
- it's the Host, they've gone
berserk, are you safe up there?
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ASTRID
You can do it - !
MR COPPER
It's gonna collapse Mr Copper's Herculean, holds up the tangle, which is
creaking ominously, PRAC FX DUST & RUBBLE trickling down MR COPPER (CONT'D)
Rickston, Vot damn it, help me!
RICKSTON
No way!
CUT TO THE DOCTOR, now backing up staircase 2, MORVIN behind
him at the tangle, the HOST spasming and advancing Morvin!
THE DOCTOR
Get through!
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71
(CONTINUED)
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But clang! - a HOST HAND stops the door from closing CUT TO:
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72
THE HOST, still lurching up staircase 2 THE DOCTOR stuck, with MORVIN struggling through the gap THE DOCTOR
Mr Van Hoff, I know we've only
just met but you'll have to excuse
me And he gives Morvin's arse a good shove - Morvin's shoved through to the other side ASTRID
Doctor, come on! Get through!
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THE DOCTOR
Information override! You will
tell me the point of origin of
your command structure.
HOST
Information: Deck 31.
THE DOCTOR
Thank you!
And he dives through the gap Astrid & Morvin pulling him through - Mr Copper holding on MR COPPER
- can't hold it - !
THE DOCTOR
Let go - !
All throw themselves back on to the landing The Host is in the gap/tunnel, its HAND reaching out PRAC FX: huge chunk of GIRDER slams down through the centre
of the gap/tunnel - smashing the HOST'S HEAD into pieces!
CUT TO:
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MIDSHIPMAN FRAME heaves at the lever, all the way down The METAL DOOR closes, cutting off the HOST'S HAND (CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
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MORVIN
Don't have any, then.
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MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
That's not the only problem, Doctor.
I had to use a maximum deadlock on
the door. Which means... No one
can get in. I'm sealed off. Even
if you can fix the Titanic, you
can't get to the Bridge.
THE DOCTOR
Okay. Right. Fine! One problem
at a time. What's on Deck 31?
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
That's down below, it's nothing...
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THE DOCTOR
But what's that..?
THE DOCTOR
Thanks.
ASTRID
Although, you're looking good for
nine hundred and three.
(CONTINUED)
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THE DOCTOR
You should see me in the mornings.
ASTRID
Okay.
Little smile between them, cheeky.
Mr Copper's heading over to them.
MR COPPER
Doctor! Must be well past midnight,
Earth time. Christmas Day.
So it is.
THE DOCTOR
Merry Christmas.
ASTRID
This Christmas thing, what's it
all about?
THE DOCTOR
Long story. I should know, I was
there. I got the last room.
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MR COPPER
But if the planet's waking up,
can't we signal them? They could
send up a rocket or something.
THE DOCTOR
They haven't got spaceships.
MR COPPER
No, I've read about it, they've
got shuffles. Space shuffles.
THE DOCTOR
Mr Copper, this degree in
Earthonomics, where's it from?
MR COPPER
...honestly?
THE DOCTOR
Just between us.
MR COPPER
Mrs Golightly's Happy Travelling
University and Dry Cleaner's.
ASTRID
But d'you mean you lied to the
company? To get the job?
MR COPPER
Wasted my life on Sto.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
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MR COPPER (CONT'D)
I was a travelling salesman, selling
this and that, just junk and tat,
always on the road. I reached
retirement with nothing to show
for myself. Not even a home. And
Earth sounded so... exotic.
THE DOCTOR
S'pose it is, yeah.
ASTRID
How come you know it so well?
THE DOCTOR
I was sort of, um... few years
ago, I was sort of made, well...
sort of homeless, and... There
was the Earth.
Pause.
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MR COPPER
Thing is. If we survive this,
there'll be police, and all sorts
of investigations... The minimum
penalty for spacelane fraud is ten
years in jail. I'm an old man, I
won't survive ten years!
Whunk! a blow to the metal door, from the other side THE DOCTOR
We've got Host! Move!
Come on!
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ASTRID
Look, the engines are open.
Peering down:
(CONTINUED)
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Morvin!
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FOON
Morvin!!
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THE DOCTOR
I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Behind them, from the corridor, louder whunks! and a crash MR COPPER
Doctor, I rather think those things
have got our scent.
RICKSTON
Well I'm not waiting And he starts across the Bridge - scrambling Careful - !
THE DOCTOR
Take it slowly!
Wobbles.
Balances.
A step at time...
(CONTINUED)
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MR COPPER
They're getting closer.
THE DOCTOR
I've got to seal us off...
He sonics the door, it slides shut.
MR COPPER
Leaving us trapped, wouldn't you
say?
THE DOCTOR
Never say trapped. Just...
inconveniently circumstanced.
CUT TO Rickston.
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RICKSTON
I'm okay, I'm okay...
CUT TO Rickston - deep breath, he runs the last length - reaching the OPPOSITE ARCHWAY, hugs the wall.
similar surrounding ledge; its door closed.)
Yes!
(It has a
RICKSTON
Oh yes! Who's good?!
MR COPPER
Luck of the devil.
THE DOCTOR
Bannakaffalatta, you go next.
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Bannakaffalatta small!
And he scampers across the Bridge...
(CONTINUED)
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THE DOCTOR
Slowly!
FX: WIDE SHOT, Bannakaffalatta now edging slowly across...
PRAC FX - whunk! - the Archway door behind them buckles MR COPPER
They've found us!
THE DOCTOR
Astrid, get across, right now ASTRID
What about you?
THE DOCTOR
Just do it, go on!
Astrid starts across, one careful step at a time The whunks! get louder, PRAC BUCKLING of the metal -
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THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Mr Copper. I don't think we can
wait, after you. Don't argue!
(CONTINUED)
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RICKSTON
You'll get us all killed if we
can't get out!
The Doctor trapped - argh! - whunk!, whunk!, whunk!
THE DOCTOR
Mrs Van Hoff. I'm coming back for
you. All right?
She doesn't even look at him, just crying.
And he's got no choice, he starts across the Strut...
Bannakaffalatta, just over halfway, calls back:
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Too many people!
THE DOCTOR
Oy. Don't get spiky with me.
Just keep going!
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Keep going.
Stands.
Looking round.
Because...
Hushed:
ASTRID
...they've stopped.
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Gone away.
THE DOCTOR
But why would they give up..?
RICKSTON
Never mind that, keep going!
(CONTINUED)
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THE DOCTOR
But where've they gone?
MR COPPER
Ohh, I'm afraid we forgot the
traditions of Christmas. That
angels have wings.
And he's looking up....
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THE DOCTOR
Arm yourself! All of you!
And he rips a stick of metal out of the Strut's loose floor Astrid does the same - and Mr Copper, and Bannakaffalatta CU HOST, it throws its Halo -
FX: WIDE SHOT [FX SHOT 77/11 CONTINUED], all FIVE HOST
throw HALOES - the Haloes swoop and glide through the air,
deadly frisbees FX: the Doctor swings his stick like a bat, SPARKS FLY as
he hits a Halo, sends it zinging away FX: ASTRID swings, hits a Halo, spins round to hit a second FX: Mr Copper swings, awkward, but hits a Halo FX: WIDE SHOT, the Haloes not stopping, programmed to keep
attacking, swooping up and round the canyon to attack again CU Doctor, swinging, hitting CU Astrid, swinging, hitting CUT TO Rickston, cowering back in his Archway CUT TO Foon, curled up but watching, crying, in her Archway FX: Bannakaffalatta swings, hits a Halo FX: the Doctor misses, a Halo slices across his arm - rips
the sleeve, wounds him - aaah! -
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ASTRID
(realising)
No, don't - !
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Bannakaffalatta cyborg!
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BANNAKAFFALATTA
Bannakaffalatta happy.
ASTRID
We can recharge you, we can get
you to a powerpoint, all we need
to do is plug you in.
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Too late.
ASTRID
No, but you've got to buy me that
drink, remember?
BANNAKAFFALATTA
Pretty girl.
He smiles.
Closes his eyes.
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RICKSTON
Try telling him that.
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RICKSTON
Doctor! Give me that
key! Throw it! Doctor,
throw it to me!
ASTRID
It's gotta have
emergency!
The Host now upright, calm, lifts its arm to throw...
The Doctor faces it, Astrid & Mr Copper cower behind him.
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THE DOCTOR
No! But! Hold on! Override!
Loophole! Security Protocol...
ten! Um, 666? Uhh, 21? 45678?
I don't know, 42? Oh! One!
HOST
Information: state request.
THE DOCTOR
Good! Right. You've been ordered
to kill the survivors, but why?
HOST
Information: no witnesses.
THE DOCTOR
But this ship's gonna fall on the
Earth and kill everyone, and the
Human Race has got nothing to do
with the Titanic, so that
contravenes your orders, yeah?
HOST
Information: incorrect.
THE DOCTOR
But... why d'you want to destroy
the Earth..?
HOST
Information: it is the plan.
(CONTINUED)
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THE DOCTOR
What plan?
HOST
Information: protocol grants you
only three questions, these three
questions have been used THE DOCTOR
Well you could've warned me!
HOST
Information: now you will die.
And it lifts up its arm...
Astrid & Mr Copper back away, Rickston cringes, the Doctor
picks up a metal stick, readies himself, the last defence...
The Host holds its Halo in front...
Ready to throw...
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When a loop of rope goes over its head, around its chest Foon, standing behind it - and she's been in her cowgirl
costume, all this time, now using the lasso from her belt,
the other end wrapped tight around her wrist.
FOON
You're coming with me.
The
Hold.
Then the Doctor lifts his head.
THE DOCTOR
No more.
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An open doorway blocked by a GIRDER, but with a gaaaah! THE DOCTOR pushes it, it topples. The Doctor leaps into
the corridor - wrecked, as others, some PRAC FLAMES ASTRID, MR COPPER & RICKSTON following. Energy, top speed:
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THE DOCTOR
Right! Get yourselves up to
Reception One, once you're there,
Mr Copper, you've got staff access
to the computer, try to find a way
of transmitting an SOS, Astrid (takes the baton)
- you're in charge of this, once
it's powered up, it'll take out
Host within 50 yards, but then it
needs 60 seconds to recharge, got
that? Rickston, you take this (the sonic)
- I've pre-set it, just hold down
that button, it'll open the doors,
Do Not Lose It, got that? Now go
and open the next door, go on, go!
(Rickston runs off)
Mr Copper, you've been injured, I
need you fighting fit -
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THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Astrid, where's the powerpoints?
ASTRID
Over here -
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THE DOCTOR
Not by choice. All I do is travel,
that's what I am, just a traveller.
Imagine it! No tax, no bills, no
boss. Just the open sky.
ASTRID
...I'm sort of... unemployed now.
I was thinking, that blue box was
kind of small, but... I could
squeeze in. Like a stowaway.
THE DOCTOR
...I suppose.
ASTRID
Was that a yes or a no?
THE DOCTOR
It's not always safe.
ASTRID
Then you need someone to look after
you. And I've got no one back on
Sto, no family. Just me. What
d'you think? Can I come with you?
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I'd like that, yeah.
Then -
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He shoves the baton to ASTRID, runs back to the first door THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Mr Copper, look after her. Astrid,
look after him. Rickston, look
after yourself. And I'll see you
again. That's a promise ASTRID
Hold on a minute. There's an old
tradition on Planet Sto...
She's taking a BOX out of the rubble, carries it to him.
THE DOCTOR
I've really got to go ASTRID
Just wait.
She plonks the box in front of him.
Stands on it.
Then grabs his jacket, pulls him in for a good kiss!
Then lets go, both smiling.
THE DOCTOR
That's a very old tradition.
ASTRID
See you later.
THE DOCTOR
Oh yes.
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RICKSTON sonics open the door, it slides back THREE HOST standing there!
MR COPPER & ASTRID are further back, she holds up the baton ASTRID
Stand by!
FX: whuppp! THE BLUE RIPPLE bounces out from the baton SLAM! CU HOST'S HEAD hitting the floor, deactivated.
Mr Copper, Astrid and Rickston overjoyed, whooping!
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THE DOCTOR
Wait wait wait, Security Protocol
One! D'you hear me? One! One!!
They pause.
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Okay. That gives me three
questions. Three questions to
save my life, am I right?
HOST
Information: correct.
THE DOCTOR
No, that wasn't one of them, I
didn't mean it, that's not fair!
Can I start again?
HOST
Information: no.
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THE DOCTOR
No no no, that wasn't a question
either! Oh blimey. One question
left. One question. So! You
have orders to kill the survivors,
but survivors must therefore be
passengers or staff, but not me,
I'm not a passenger, I'm not staff,
go on, scan me, you must have
biorecords, no such person on board,
I don't exist, therefore, you can't
kill me, therefore, I'm a stowaway,
and stowaways should be arrested
and taken to the nearest figure of
authority, and I reckon the nearest
figure of authority is on Deck 31,
final question, am I right?!
HOST
Information: correct.
THE DOCTOR
Brilliant! Take me to your leader!
Always wanted to say that.
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Door opens, ASTRID bursts through with the baton FOUR HOST scattered around the room, all turn FX: BLUE RIPPLE bounces out of the baton CU one Host, it judders, drops dead.
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She checks
Realises...
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ASTRID (CONT'D)
He's done everything he can to
save us, now it's time we did
something for him.
Frame hesitates.
Damn it!
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Giving you power...
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Mr Copper.
ASTRID
I'm going to find him.
MR COPPER
...good luck.
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Ohhh, the office joker.
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MAX
Let me see...
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THE DOCTOR
No, but hold on, wait! I can work
it out, it's like a task, and I'm
your apprentice, just watch me -
They
THE DOCTOR
If you had a back.
CUT TO Astrid, creeping carefully across the space, just a
few feet, keeping low, heading for something...
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
So! You scupper the ship - wipe
out any survivors, just in case
anyone's rumbled you - and the
board find their shares halved in
value. Ohh, but that's not enough,
no! Cos if a Max Capricorn ship
hits the Earth, it destroys an
entire planet - outrage back home,
scandal! The business is wiped
out!
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MAX
And the board thrown in jail, for
mass murder.
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THE DOCTOR
While you sit there safe, inside
the Impact Chamber.
MAX
I have men waiting to retrieve me
from the ruins, and enough offworld
accounts to retire to the beaches
of Penhaxico Two. Where the ladies
are fond of metal, so they say.
The Doctor furious now:
THE DOCTOR
So that's the plan. A business
plan. A retirement plan!! Two
thousand people on this ship, six
billion underneath us, all of them
slaughtered, and why? Because Max
Capricorn's a loser!
MAX
(furious)
I never lose!
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THE DOCTOR
You can't even sink the Titanic!
MAX
Oh, but I can, Doctor! I'll cancel
the engines from here -
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BIG RED LIGHT flashes, veep-veep-veep PRAC EXPLOSIONS on the computer banks!
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
No no no - !
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SLIGHT CAMERA SHAKE, room trembling ASTRID hidden, but looking round, making up her mind...
THE DOCTOR furious THE DOCTOR
You can't do this - !
MAX
Hold him!
The two HOST flanking the Doctor grab his arms, iron grip.
MAX (CONT'D)
Not so clever now, Doctor.
THE DOCTOR
Oh d'you think? Like I said: watch
me.
(at the third Host)
You there, Host! Security Protocol
One! Three questions! You work
for Max Capricorn, yes?
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HOST
Information: correct.
THE DOCTOR
Max Capricorn is a cyborg, yes?
HOST
Information: correct.
THE DOCTOR
But according to your society,
cyborgs are inferior, so you should
accept my commands instead of his,
yes? Yes? What d'you say, yes??
HOST
Information: no.
What?!
THE DOCTOR
Why's that then?
HOST
Information: your three questions
have been used.
MAX
But I can answer that. They're
robots, Doctor. To them, cyborgs
are practically family.
THE DOCTOR
Information: damn!
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MAX
Nice try, though. Shame we couldn't
work together, you're rather good.
All that banter, and yet not a
word wasted. But it's time for me
to retire. The Titanic is falling;
the skies will burn; let the
Christmas inferno commence.
MAX (CONT'D)
Kill him.
While the two Host hold the Doctor, gripping his arms, the
third HOST, standing across the room, takes down its Halo.
The Doctor struggling like mad The Host takes aim...
When...
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ASTRID
Mr Capricorn!
Max turns -
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CU MAX-BOX WHEELS, spinning, PRAC FX SMOKE & SPARKS CU FORK LIFT TRUCK WHEELS, spinning, PRAC FX SMOKE CU Astrid's foot on the accelerator - it won't go down all
the way The Host throws its Halo at Astrid FX: Astrid flinches, but the Halo hits the cage of the
driver's seat, SPARKS, zings away CU ASTRID, cranking the gears up...
CU MAX, snarling at her...
FX: the ding! of his GOLD TOOTH.
THEN SLOW MOTION: Astrid looks across at the Doctor.
SLOW MOTION: the Doctor, trapped, looking at Astrid.
Knowing what she's going to do. He says quietly, no...
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Normal speed again - she cranks the gear up to maximum - Astrid's foot slams all the way down on the accelerator CU FORK LIFT WHEELS, PRAC SMOKE, but they suddenly SHOOT
FORWARD, fast WIDE SHOT, the FORK LIFT TRUCK scooping up the MAX-BOX,
and racing forward, fast FX: HIGH SHOT, TRUCK & MAX-BOX shooting towards the edge,
the railing, with the drop below RAILING FOREGROUND - it SHATTERS, broken by the Max-Box
being pushed through, the fork lift truck following, fast BCU Astrid, tilting fast, dropping Both HOST suddenly release the Doctor, jerking hands up in
a surrender position (ie, control over them broken), leaving
him to belt forward THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
Astriiiiid - !
At the edge, his POV FX: with the MAX-BOX furthest down, screaming its way down
into the depths, the FORK LIFT TRUCK beside it, on Astrid:
she's free of the driver's cage, but is falling, falling,
falling, down, down, down, looking up at the Doctor...
On the Doctor.
FX: the SHAFT empty now. A last flare of power from the
CORE, then it dies, fades to black.
(CONTINUED)
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Devastated.
Staring
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PRAC EXPLOSIONS from the computer banks, beautiful in slowmotion, sparks arcing, with MIDSHIPMAN FRAME desperate,
trying to use the controls, but having to shield himself.
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Doctor,
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Music only.
Alone.
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So tired.
Then, eyes dead, he just lifts his hand.
Clicks his fingers.
Both Host slowly raise their heads.
Still grim, the Doctor offers out both his arms, the crook
of his elbows. Both Host hook arms round his elbows.
The Doctor looks up, cranes his head right back.
The two Host look up.
FX: WIDE SHOT, the two HOST now with WINGS UNFURLED, and
they FLY! Carrying the Doctor with them, three-in-a-row,
whooshing up, up, up into the DMP heights CUT TO:
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FX: TWO HOST, holding THE DOCTOR between them, fly up, up,
up, through the gutted ship, the b/g shaft whizzing past
behind them, floor after floor (the 2.1 LIFT SHAFT b/g) FX: TIGHTER THREE SHOT, B/G WHIZZING PAST, all still looking
up as both Host raise their outer arms, fists clenched in
a punch FX: CU HOST'S FIST, B/G WHIZZING PAST CUT TO:
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THE DOCTOR
You're kidding me.
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
Why..?
THE DOCTOR
That's something else I've always
wanted to say. Allons-y, Alonso!
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The flag is flying.
NEWSREADER OOV
The Queen has remained in residence,
in defiance of extraterrestrial
attack...
Voice fades down, SLOW ZOOM in, sound of a RINGING PHONE.
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Don't
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Sails overhead!
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CONTINUED:
Pause.
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THE DOCTOR
Sonic - !!!
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THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
- Mr Copper, the teleports, have
they got an emergency setting?
MR COPPER
I don't know, they should have THE DOCTOR
She fell, Mr Copper. She fell.
What's the emergency code?
MR COPPER
Let me...
And he runs to the plinth, helps the Doctor, both frantic.
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME enters, still in pain.
MIDSHIPMAN FRAME
What the hell are you doing..?
THE DOCTOR
We can bring her back!
MR COPPER
If a passenger has an accident, on
shore leave - if they're still
wearing their teleport, their
molecules are automatically
suspended and held in stasis... if
we can just trigger the shift...
THE DOCTOR
There!
And they look, in awe:
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MR COPPER
(quiet, kind)
Doctor...
THE DOCTOR
No, if I can just link up the
surface suspension...
MR COPPER
Doctor, she's gone.
THE DOCTOR
I just need to override the safety,
I can do this, I can do it Doctor.
MR COPPER
Let her go.
THE DOCTOR
I can do anything!!
And he kicks the plinth, savage.
And then stops.
Looks across the room.
FX: Astrid, fading a little.
ASTRID
...stop me falling.
MR COPPER
There's not enough left, the system
was too damaged.
(MORE)
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MR COPPER (CONT'D)
She's just atoms, Doctor. An echo,
with the ghost of consciousness.
She's stardust.
Mr Copper, Midshipman Frame, Rickston look on in respectful
silence. As the Doctor walks forward.
THE DOCTOR
Astrid Peth. Citizen of Sto. The
woman who looked up at the stars
and dreamt of travelling.
He faces her.
FX: Profile to profile, the Doctor and a transparent Astrid;
she stares at him, lost, begging for release.
THE DOCTOR (CONT'D)
There's an old tradition.
FX: they kiss.
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He whirrs it.
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Lost in thought.
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MR COPPER
Of course...
RICKSTON (CONT'D)
I never said... Thank you.
And he suddenly hugs the Doctor, tight.
But then, as he pulls out of the hug, wiping his face, the
old Rickston is recovering, that glint in his eye.
RICKSTON (CONT'D)
Funny thing is, I said Max Capricorn
was falling apart. Just before
the crash, I sold all my shares.
Transferred them to his rivals.
(smiles)
It's made me rich. How about that?
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Boiling.
MR COPPER
Of all the people to survive.
He's not the one you would have
chosen, is he?
(no reply)
But if you could choose, Doctor.
If you could decide who lives and
who dies. That would make you a
monster.
The Doctor looks at him properly.
Smiles.
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And then...
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MR COPPER
And they're all at war with the
continent of Hamerica?
THE DOCTOR
No, well, not yet, you could argue
that one.... There she is!
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THE DOCTOR
Yeah. One of these days, it might
snow for real.
MR COPPER
I take it, you'll be going?
THE DOCTOR
The open sky.
MR COPPER
And... what about me?
THE DOCTOR
I travel alone. It's best that
way.
MR COPPER
Then what am I supposed to do?
THE DOCTOR
Give me that credit card.
Mr Copper hands it over, the Doctor studies it, sonics it.
MR COPPER
It's only petty cash. Spending
money. All done by computer, I
didn't really know the currency, I
thought a million might cover it.
THE DOCTOR
A million pounds?
(CONTINUED)
page 82.
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MR COPPER
Enough for trinkets.
THE DOCTOR
Mr Copper, a million pounds is
worth fifty million credits.
MR COPPER
How much..?!
THE DOCTOR
Fifty million, and fifty six.
MR COPPER
...I've got money.
THE DOCTOR
Yes you have!
And Mr Copper takes the card. Incredulous.
back, exultant, laughing to the skies.
Then stands
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MR COPPER
Oh my word. Oh my Vot.
goodness me, yee hah!
Oh my
THE DOCTOR
It's all yours. Planet Earth.
Now that's a retirement plan.
Just you be careful, though!
MR COPPER
I will, I will, oh I will!
THE DOCTOR
No interfering. I don't want any
trouble. Just... have a nice life.
MR COPPER
I can have a house! A proper house!
With a garden! And a door! Oh,
Doctor! I'll make you proud!
He grabs the Doctor, kisses his cheek Then runs off, into the snow, towards the city, yelling:
MR COPPER (CONT'D)
I can have a kitchen! With chairs!
And windows! And... plates!
THE DOCTOR
Um... where are you going?
MR COPPER
No idea!
THE DOCTOR
Nor me.
(CONTINUED)
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FX: NIGHT SKY, and in amongst the snow, just for a second,
there's a glimpse of shining BLUE STARDUST, then gone.
Then the Doctor looks back across the night.
THE DOCTOR
Merry Christmas, Mr Copper.
And the Doctor goes into the Tardis.
FX: the ancient grind of engines, and the Tardis fades
away, obscured by the snow, gone.
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