When I Stop Talking, You'll Know Im Dead
When I Stop Talking, You'll Know Im Dead
When I Stop Talking, You'll Know Im Dead
Twelve
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To Rose and Sam Weintraub,
without whom none of this
would have been possible, and
of course, Jane and Susie.
12/24/76
Bob Dylan
CONTENTS
Copyright
12/24/76
Introduction
Acknowledgments
Curriculum Vitae, Or Attempt At Some Such
About The Authors
About Twelve
Introduction
When I was fourteen years old, I ran away from home. I don't
mean down the block away, or in the city overnight away, I
mean away, away. I was standing on the corner with my friend
Stuie Platt when the restlessness took hold of me.
"What do you say we get out of here?" I said.
"Out of here where?" he asked.
"Out of here, out of here," I said.
My uncle owned part of a hotel in Miami Beach. If we could
make it down there, I figured he would give us bellhop jobs. In
Miami Beach, being a bellhop is like being an aristocrat--that's
what I told Stuie. We would earn pockets of cash parking
Cadillac cars.
"How are we going to get there?" asked Stuie.
"We'll hitchhike," I said.
"How do you hitchhike to Florida?" he asked.
"What do you mean," I said, "You stick out your thumb--that's
how."
We left with four dollars. We were on the road all day, eating
in diners, resting on the median, the traffic breaking around us
like surf. We had spent all the money by the time we reached
Pennsylvania.
"How far to Florida?" asked Stuie.
"A few more days," I told him.
We got scared when the sun went down. We slept hugging
each other in a field, but continued at dawn. Virginia, North
Carolina, South Carolina. We were starving and broke. You
know who fed us? Black people. In those days, the blacks were
on one side of the street, the whites were on the other. On the
white side, we were shooed away like rats, chased, cursed. On
the black side, we were talked to, looked after, given plates piled
with food. We would fill up and go on, skirting the wood shacks
with dogs barking and the sun beating down.
Two drunk men in a red Oldsmobile convertible stopped for
us outside Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. We climbed in back.
Here is what I remember: one of the men asking me questions;
the squeal of rubber; the things along the road--trees, houses,
signs--spinning past us; the car sailing off the pavement;
breaking glass; being thrown; being in the air; landing in a bed
of soft, black dirt, dazed; something screaming toward me
through the sky--HUMPH! It lands at my side. It's Stuie. We
stare at each other, confused. We get up and run. Away from the
road, the car and broken glass and the drunk men.
We went through the woods into Myrtle Beach. We were
crying, heaving, little-kid sobs, all the way. We asked for the
police station. A young cop with white teeth called our parents
in the Bronx, then drove us to an airport on the edge of town.
There was a big, silver plane on the runway--Capital Airlines.
The propellers started with a cough and spun into a void. I sat at
the window. We sped down the runway, lifted off--the town and
the sea were soon far below us. It was the first time I had been
on a plane.
We landed at LaGuardia. There was no terminal then. You
parked in a field and walked. My mother and father were
waiting. I could see my father's face. He was angry, pounding his
fist into his palm, muttering, "Wait till I get my hands on him."
My mother pushed down his fist, saying, "Don't you touch him.
Don't you touch my boy."
Four days--that's how long we were gone, but those four days
changed my life. Because I was scared but kept on going and
managed to survive.
When we got home, my father sat me down and asked, "Why
did you do it, Jerry?"
"Why? Because I wanted to see the world."
Everything but the Girl
When I got back from the service in 1956, the Bronx had
changed. Everyone was seventeen when I went away, in varsity
jackets and white bucks, hair slicked into ducktails, on the
corner into the night, nothing but time to argue and boast.
Everyone was twenty when I returned, and ready to get on with
their lives. I wandered the streets in my Cricketer coat, hands in
pockets, looking into windows. The corners were empty, my
friends were gone. You go away believing that when you return,
your world, your house, your parents--all of it will be waiting
for you when you get back. But time passes, and you change,
and as you change, everything else changes, too, so when you
return you realize there is no home to return to. It's gone. When
you stood at the train station, waving good-bye, you did not
understand what you were waving good-bye to--the world of
your childhood dissolved behind you. Maybe it's better that way.
If you knew how time works, you would never do anything.
One morning, my father asked me to meet him at his office.
He wanted to have a talk. I'm not sure I've said enough about my
father. He was a wonderful, sophisticated man, who crossed the
world with nothing but a jewel case and his mind. He built a
business, supported a family, taught us right from wrong. He
was the greatest man I have ever known. I sometimes think his
generation accomplished feats that later generations could never
match. They carried their families through the Depression and
the war, instilled hope in even the worst times, took terrific
knocks but went on. But my father was a product of his era and
many of his ideas were traditional. There was a way to do
things, and a way to live. A man should, for example, build a
business, which he can pass on to his sons. He should have a
paycheck, a regular source of income, and, most important, he
should have an inventory. Inventory--the word rang like a bell
in our house. It was magic. A man should be able to go into his
storeroom and count his stock. Here is something he told me: At
the end of the day, write down exactly what you have. Put that
number in your left pocket. Then write down exactly what you
owe. Put that number in your right pocket. As long as the
number in your left pocket is bigger than the number in your
right pocket, you will have a good life.
We met downtown. He was in his forties, glowing with life.
He had a special expression on his face, a sweet smile. He said,
"Sit." There was a leather case on a chair next to him. It was
black and monogrammed with the letters J. W.
"What's that?" I asked.
He put a hand on the bag. "This is your sample case," he told
me, "for when you go on the road and sell jewelry."
The blood rushed to my face, the hair on my neck stood up.
This monogrammed case--it was like seeing my own coffin. I
stuttered and stammered. I said, "No, no, no. I can't. I just can't.
That's not what I am going to do. I can't."
He seemed genuinely surprised, shocked. "What do you
mean? You're my son. You are supposed to come into the
business, learn it, carry it on. That's how it works."
"That's how what works?"
"The world--that's how the world works."
"No, not my world."
"What are you talking about?" he said. "It's a wonderful
business. You will be able to pay your rent, buy a house, feed
your family when you have a family."
"Don't worry," I told him, "I'm going to be able to pay the rent
and support my family."
"How?"
"I don't know yet."
"What are you going to do?"
"I don't know, but whatever I do, I will do it well, the way
you taught me to do everything."
It might sound like a sad scene, in which a father tries to pass
a tradition on to his son and his son turns away, but it was not
like that at all. It was joyful. I respected and loved my father, but
I did not want to live his life--and he understood that, and let me
go, and, in a sense, in going my own way, I was actually
following his example, which was to find my own way,
freestyle, packaging and selling my own Star of Ardaban,
checking the number in the right pocket against the number in
the left.
served." What does that even mean? Of course the first one gets
served first. But I made headlines out of that. And everything I
did was a limited edition. But what are they limited to? 82
million? 700 million? 455 million? I mean, there's no law about
it. I think this is why I got along better with older men than with
my contemporaries. When I told my ideas to people my age,
they would wave me away, call me nutty. But when I brought
these same ideas to people who had been around, such as
Colonel Tom Parker or Frank Sinatra, they got it right away.
They knew just who I was and just what I wanted to be. Not a
junior agent, not a young man on a ladder to the executive suite,
but P. T. Barnum!
I'll give you an example.
Around 1963, I had an idea drifting through my head. I
wanted to put on a softball game at Yankee Stadium, in which
Elvis would captain a team against a team captained by Ricky
Nelson. I had booked Ricky Nelson at the Steel Pier in Atlantic
City, but did not know anyone with the Yankees, or anyone with
Elvis. I just figured the idea would generate the relationships. I
called Dan Topping, who owned the Yankees. It took some
persistence, but he finally agreed to meet me. We met in his
office at the stadium. I said, "Mr. Topping, I want to rent your
facility."
At first, he thought I was crazy. In those days, no one rented
out stadiums. But when I made the pitch, his tone changed.
"That's pretty interesting," he said. "Do you actually know Elvis
Presley?"
"No," I said, "not yet."
"And besides, what makes you think that tens of thousands of
people will pay to watch Elvis play softball? Do you understand
how big this place is?"
"Sure," I told him. "I've been scalping your box seats for
years."
"Come with me," he said, "I want to show you something."
He brought me down the ramp and out onto the field, then
stood me at second base. "Look around," he said.
Have you ever stood in an empty baseball stadium? It's
unbelievable, all those seats, each representing a person who has
to be reached, marketed to, convinced, sold. It was intimidating,
and it stayed with me. Whenever I am considering an idea, I
picture the seats rising from second base at Yankee Stadium.
Can I sell that many tickets? Half that many? Twice that many?
In the end, the softball game did not come off, but neither did
Dan Topping think I was crazy. An idea is only crazy, after all,
until someone pulls it off.
where you will meet a man. Talk to him. He will help you."
"Who is he?" I asked.
"Just see him."
"Okay."
"And Jerry."
"Yeah?"
"Don't be late. If you piss him off, it's not an angry letter he's
going to send."
The next night, I went to the club on the East Side, a strip bar
on First Avenue right out of The Sopranos. Someone took me to
a room in back, where I was introduced to the man my father
had told me about. He was the boss of one of the New York
crime families. He was a tough man--I mean, you would not
mess with him--but he had a code, and he played by that code,
and he had an air of nobility. He was alone at his table, with a
plate of food and a bottle of wine. The room was filled with his
lieutenants. He said, "Sit." He had a size twenty-two neck and a
giant head, like a head on an old Roman bust. He was huge--it
was like someone came in every few hours and injected him
with pasta. But he had a face, this great, kind, very human face,
and I liked him immediately. I was scared, but I liked him. He
poured me a glass of wine and said, "So tell me, what's the
problem?"
"Well, these two guys came to see me in Brooklyn where I
have a show going and they told me they're going to be my
partners."
"Yes, so?"
"I don't want partners."
"But it's their neighborhood," said the boss. "You're taking
money out of their store--you gotta give them a percentage."
"I don't want to."
"You don't want to? Why not?"
"Because I don't want to be involved in anything illegal," I
said. "I pay my taxes. I just want to make my money and live my
life."
He sat there for a moment, thinking, then said, "Here's what
we're going to do. I'm going to tell these guys not to bother you.
But, in return, you have to promise me something: You're never
going to do anything illegal. In your whole life. What the world
considers illegal."
He said this slowly, deliberately, letting the words sink in. He
was a bright guy. I think he graduated from Fordham.
I said okay.
"No," he told me. "You have to promise it. You will never get
involved with anything illegal inside or outside this country,
because if you do, I'm coming back and taking a piece of
everything you have."
"Okay," I said. "I promise."
"You're sure that's what you want?" he asked.
"Yes."
"You know, Jerry, you could make a lot of money doing stuff
with us."
"Well, I want to see if I can make a lot of money doing stuff
without you."
He looked at me, sizing me up, then said, "I want you here
tomorrow at seven o'clock."
I went back the next night, drank with the boss, then the guys
came in. The boss sat them down and said, "Let me explain
something to you two. Jerry is now my nephew. He is under my
protection. Nobody touches him. Nobody gets near him. In fact,
if anything happens to him while he's in Brooklyn, you two guys
are responsible."
After that, I could not go to the bathroom in Brooklyn without
these two guys following to make sure I did not trip and bang
my head on the toilet.
Even after the show closed, I continued to stop by the club on
the East Side to say hello to the boss. We started a friendship that
lasted the rest of our lives. He flew to Beverly Hills for my son
Michael's Bar Mitzvah. The boss is still around. He's an old man
now, but is still being watched by the FBI.
Sometime in the late 1970s, I had a conversation with Steve
Ross, the chairman of Warner Bros. He wanted me to put in
some money so we could buy the Westchester Premier Theatre,
which was near his house. By then I had long worked with
Sinatra and Elvis, and many others, so it made sense. We could
fill it up with top-drawer entertainment. "Beautiful," I said, "start
writing the papers." A few days later, I get a call. It's the boss. He
says, "Meet me at the Grotto. We need to talk." He meant the
Grotto Azura, one of the oldest restaurants in Little Italy.
We sat in the main room, the boss with his back to the wall.
He said, "Jerry, you broke your promise."
"What promise?" I asked.
"Remember," he said, "you promised you would never get
involved with anything illegal."
"Yeah," I said, "but I kept that promise."
"No, you haven't," he said. "You're buying the Westchester
Premier Theatre, aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Well, who do you think owns the Westchester Premier
Theatre? We do, through waste management. We have the
garbage contract. And we have seats there we don't manifest.
That's illegal. And I'm not getting out of the theater just because
you're buying. Which means you will be involved in something
the world considers illegal."
"Oh, shit," I said. "What should I do?"
"Don't buy it."
The next morning, I called Steve Ross and told him, "I'm not
buying into this theater, and neither should you."
When I told him why, he dismissed me, saying, "Oh, come
on, don't be ridiculous."
So I didn't buy into the theater, and he did, and it gave him a
lot of trouble.
Over the years, as I booked acts, I became friends with the guys
who ran the resorts in the Catskills, in the Poconos, in Vegas.
Now and then, they would turn their theaters over to me for the
thirty or so dead nights that followed New Year's. Nothing is
selling anyway, why not give Jerry a shot? I would invent
shows out of nothing, the wilder the better, parties and
extravaganzas, packaged and marketed like mad. It became my
trademark: "A Night in Paris," "A Night in London." Nutty stuff,
scrap. I had an act I had been trying to break forever: Kimo Lee
and the Modernesians, a sword dancer, a singer, and two girls
swaying in grass skirts. I had them booked in the Latin Quarter,
in New York City, for $750 a week, but wanted to move them to
the next level. Then, one day, I get a call from Morris
Landsbergh, who sort of ran the Flamingo in Las Vegas. I say
sort of because Landsbergh was really just a front for Meyer
Lansky. Landsbergh would walk around the casino all day in a
blue coat, hair parted, saying, "Hey, how are ya," "Nice to have
ya." "Hey, thanks for coming!"
"Jerry, I'm in a jam," Morris tells me. "I need an act for
Christmas. What do you got?"
This is the moment: three lemons line up in the slot machine
and you wait to see if the fourth will drop.
"How much can you pay?" I ask.
"Fifty thousand dollars a week," says Morris.
Okay. This was real money. At the time, the highest-paid
performer in Vegas was the opera singer Mario Lanza, and he
was getting fifty a week. Frank Sinatra and those guys were
getting twenty-five.
"Oh, sure," I say, "I've got something."
"Well..."
"Well, what...?"
(I'm thinking.)
"What do you have?"
"Well, I will tell you what I have..."
(Still thinking.)
I had been reading James Michener's Hawaii. I had never
been to Hawaii, but I loved the book. My mind was filled with
volcanoes and pigs on spits, shiny dwarf apples shoved between
their teeth, and, at the same time, I had this act I was trying to
break, so naturally I concoct.
"I have an unbelievable show," I tell Landsbergh. "In fact, it's
not just a show. It's an experience. It's called 'A Night in Hawaii.'
"
" 'A Night in Hawaii'? What the hell is 'A Night in Hawaii'?"
" 'A Night in Hawaii,' " I tell him, "is fifty beautiful dancing
girls. 'A Night in Hawaii' is waitresses in grass skirts, pigs on
spits, the mood of the islands. 'A Night in Hawaii' is a mountain
erupting and lava flowing as the music plays!"
"Wow," says Landsbergh. "That sounds like a hell of a show!
But as great as it sounds, I don't know if it sounds like a fifty-
thousand-dollar show. Now, if you had Arthur Godfrey..."
Arthur Godfrey was one of the first great TV stars. He had
two shows on CBS: Talent Scouts and The Arthur Godfrey
Hour. He also had a famous love for Hawaii. He played ukulele
and did a whole Pacific islands routine.
"Well, it does!" I tell Landsbergh.
"Does what?"
"Have Arthur Godfrey. In fact, the show is called 'Arthur
Godfrey's A Night in Hawaii.' "
"How much?"
"Fifty thousand dollars a week, maybe fifty-five thousand."
"Great! Done! Deal!"
And now I had to get Arthur Godfrey.
I waited until the end of the day, then went down Broadway
to the theater where Godfrey taped Talent Scouts. There was a
security guard with a clipboard and a gun. I have a theory. If
you act like you're in charge, no one will stop you. So I go up
this guy with a piece of paper in my hand and ask him a bunch
of questions--"How long is your present shift?" "Did you find
your training adequate to the task?"--say, "Thanks, you're doing
a great job," pat him on the shoulder, then walk past him to the
elevators. No problem. When I get up to the floor, I wander
around until I find a dressing room with Godfrey's name on it.
He was one of the biggest stars in the country--you were not
supposed to just bang on his door, but, you know, the fourth
lemon, the fourth lemon.
Knock, knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Jerry Weintraub."
"Oh, yeah, hey, Jerry, come in!"
He probably thought I was the cigar boy.
He was sitting in a chair, napkin around his neck, looking in
the mirror, dabbing a pancake pad all over his face. In those
days, they all did their own makeup. He was an elegant man
with a clean, vanilla way about him. The singer Eddie Fisher
said that Godfrey was anti-Semitic. The hotel he partly owned in
Miami Beach, the Kenilworth, did not allow Jews. But he was
nice to me. "What can I do for you?" he asked.
I said, "Well, Mr. Godfrey, I've come to you with an
opportunity to make fifty thousand dollars a week."
"Wow, what is it?"
"It's a show in Las Vegas," I told him. "It's called 'Arthur
Godfrey's A Night in Hawaii.' "
"You mean a floor show?" he asks.
"Yeah," I tell him. "In one of the big hotels."
"No, sorry, kid. It's my policy. I don't work live."
"Yeah, but fifty thousand dollars a week," I say. "Maybe
more."
"Nope," he says. "Don't work live."
"Yeah, but listen," I say, "you'll be on stage with fifty beautiful
Hawaiian girls, and here is the best part: You and I will go to
Hawaii and pick them out personally, right off the beach!"
He looks up, like, Wait, FIFTY Hawaiian girls? Frowns and
says, "Yeah, but it would still be live."
I went on and on, but could not talk him into it. He was
scared to death of a live audience. Well, he was then, anyway,
because he did call me years later, when his TV career was on
the wane, and said, "Jerry, I'm ready to play Vegas. And I want
to bring my horse on stage. And I want you to book it." And I
did book it, and he did bring his horse on stage.
In the end, I was able to put a show together without Godfrey
that worked for Morris Landsbergh. Kimo Lee and the
Modernesians, the girls in grass skirts, and the volcano erupting
night after night. In other words, the fourth lemon dropped.
Kimo Lee died young. In his will, he left me the rights to a
song that had not done much for him. But it was later recorded
by Elvis Presley, and after that by just about everyone in the
business. It was called "Blue Hawaii."
Fun with Jane
When I booked that first Elvis tour, I did not know what I was
doing. I was such a neophyte. Being as naive as I was about the
business, I had Elvis open on the Fourth of July in Miami
Beach. Have you ever been to Miami Beach in the middle of
July? It's a swamp. It's five million degrees and humid as hell.
No one is there, and no one should be. We booked the
convention center, which had ten thousand seats.
About two weeks out, I called the guy who ran the box office.
I asked him how we were doing.
"Great," he said. "We're sold out."
"Really? Sold out? Already? That's fantastic."
I thought for a moment, then said, "Hey, what do you think of
a matinee?"
"Great!" he said. "You'll have no problem selling it. Demand
is through the roof."
I went back and asked the Colonel.
"Yeah, yeah," he said. "Book it."
One day. Two shows. Twenty thousand seats. Big-time show
business.
As soon as we stepped off the plane in Miami, we needed a
shower. The heat waves shimmered. Anything more than fifty
yards away looked like a mirage. The concierge from the
Fontainebleau sent a limousine to pick us up. I got in, smiling.
The Colonel just stood there.
"Hey, come on," I said. "What are you waiting for?"
He said, "Sorry, son, but that just ain't my kind of fancy."
Instead, he climbed into the station wagon that had been sent
for the luggage.
I dropped off my bags and went to the arena.
I walked into the box office and asked for the guy I had been
talking to on the phone. I wanted to check the gate. The concert
was the next afternoon. He was sitting in the office, holding this
huge stack of tickets, smiling.
"What are those?" I asked.
"What are what, Mr. Weintraub?"
"In your hand," I said.
"These are your tickets," he said. "For Elvis. The matinee."
"Are people coming to pick them up?" I asked.
"No, Mr. Weintraub. These are the tickets that have not sold."
"What do you mean? You said you would sell them all."
There were maybe five thousand tickets in his hand--half the
house. My mind was racing, a single word tolling in my mind:
disaster, disaster, disaster! What did Elvis tell me, his one thing?
"I just don't want to sing to any empty seats."
I got close to the ticket seller, looked into his cold, pinprick
eyes. "Why did you tell me we were sold out?" I asked.
He shrugged and said, "I was just telling you what you wanted
to hear."
I went wild, grabbed him by the shirt, shook him, swearing.
He grinned. I picked him up, slammed him into the wall. People
came running. They pulled me off. Someone said, "Take it easy.
You're gonna kill him!" I stormed out, trying to cool down,
trying to think. My career is going to be over before it begins. I
walked outside, then followed the street to the beach. I was
thinking about the concert, about what would happen when
Elvis saw all those empty seats. What can I do? Give away the
tickets, confess to Elvis, throw myself on the mercy of the
Colonel?
On the way back to the arena, I passed the county jail, a
windowless fortress just across from the Civic Center. I
wandered around the arena until Elvis showed up with his
entourage for rehearsal and sound check. I pulled the Colonel
aside.
"What's happening, son?" he asked.
"Well, Colonel, we have a problem," I told him.
"Oh, we do," he said. "What's our problem?"
"It seems I was misled before I booked the matinee," I said,
"and now I'm stuck with five thousand unsold seats."
He pushed his hat back and said, "Well, son, as far as I can
tell, we don't have a problem. You have a problem."
"Yeah, well, what should I do?" I asked.
"I'll tell you what you should do," he said. "You should fix
your problem."
He went back to his entourage, and I went back to the hotel. I
got in bed. I tossed and turned. When I finally fell sleep, I had
nightmares, a tiny Elvis, with his cape and flare boots, kung fu
kicking before an empty house, storming offstage, shouting,
WHINE-traub! WHINE-traub!
I woke up early and went to the arena. I stood in the aisles
and studied the seats. I noticed that bolts secured each of the
seats to the floor. Meaning these could be unscrewed and carried
away. How long would it take to unscrew five thousand seats,
how many men would it take? I wandered over to the jailhouse I
had seen the day before, asked for the person in charge, and
soon found myself talking to the sheriff. I don't remember what
he looked like, so imagine him as you want--a trim, officious,
bureaucrat, or a big, burly southern lawman, the sort played by
Jackie Gleason in Cannonball Run. I moved a pile of money
from my pocket to his pocket.
"What can I do for you?" he asked.
"I want to take five thousand seats out of the convention
center, hide them for a few hours, then, before the nighttime
show, put them right back in," I said. "Can you help me?"
"No problem."
A few hours later, the sheriff showed up with dozens of
prisoners, men in orange jumpsuits who unscrewed and carried
away the seats, which they piled in the parking lot and covered
with a blue tarp. In my mind, I still see that blue tarp hiding the
unsold seats. It is one of several images that, spliced together,
tell the story of my career. The jewelry bag with my initials is the
life I did not live. The seats rising from second base to the
grandstand is the audience that must be attracted, satisfied, sold.
The blue tarp is the need to innovate and improvise.
Elvis sang the matinee. It was great. Not an empty seat in the
house. Then, as he rested between shows, the prisoners went
back to work, tearing away the tarp, carrying the seats back to
the arena, screwing them into the floor. The second show was
even better. Elvis sang all his hits. Between songs, he dabbed
sweat from his face with a scarf, then tossed the scarf to the
women near the stage, who fought over it, smelled it, passed
out. I went back to the Fontainebleau hotel with Elvis. He was
spent, exhilarated but depleted, having given everything away.
"You know, Jerry, it's amazing," he told me. "The crowd was
good in the afternoon, but it's always so much better at night."
We were on the road for just under a month. I was working as
a kind of advance man, traveling a day or two ahead of the tour,
checking into hotels, meeting security, scouting arenas. I was
learning the ups and downs and constant crises of life on the
road. Now and then, I pursued a whim or a moneymaking
scheme of my own. There was, for example, the near disaster of
the scarves (this happened on a later tour). Having seen the girls
fight over the scarves Elvis tossed from the stage--you could see
the flurry, the snap of teeth--I decided to order the kind of
scarves used by Elvis and sell them at the concession stands.
Turn a nice little profit. The first boxes reached me at the
Pontiac Dome in Detroit, Michigan. Seventy-five thousand seats,
sold out, New Year's Eve. I had ordered thirty-five thousand
scarves, ten cents apiece, made in Hong Kong, with Elvis's
picture on them. I remember walking past the concession as the
fans came in from the parking lot. They stood in line to buy T-
shirts, mugs, key chains, but no one seemed interested in my
scarves. During intermission, the head of concessions came up
to me, shaking his head. "I'm so sorry, Mr. Weintraub, but we're
not selling the scarves," he said. "It's just not going to work."
I walked into the dressing room, moping, depressed. Elvis
saw me sitting in a chair with my head down. "What's wrong?"
he asked. "You look terrible."
"I have a problem."
"What?"
I told him about the scarves.
"If I fix it," he said, "will you smile?"
"How are you going to fix it?"
"Don't worry," he said. "Just tell me: Will you smile?"
"Of course," I said. "I'm starting to smile just thinking about
it."
So what does he do? He goes out onstage, does a number,
gets the crowd going wild, stops, puts his hand on his forehead,
salutelike, as if trying to make out something far away, then
says, "You know, I can't see anything or anyone from up here.
Turn on the lights."
The lights come up, he blinks, eyes asquint.
"I still can't see," he says. "Tell you what. I'm going to take a
five-minute break. Go out to the concession. They have scarves.
I want everyone to get a scarf and wave it so I can see where
you are."
In those five minutes, the concessionaires sold every scarf in
the arena. Then, as Elvis was walking back on stage, he looked
at me and said, "Are you smiling now?"
That first tour ended in San Diego. I was standing backstage
on the last night, looking through the curtain at the crowd,
dazed, shell-shocked. Just then, amid all this drifting and
dreaming--I was wearing my crocodile boots--the Colonel
whacked me on the shoulder with his cane. "Come with me," he
said. "We need to talk."
He had a big guy following him with two huge suitcases. We
went through the tunnels to a little door, an electrical closet.
There was a table inside, a lightbulb, and a bunch of machinery.
The Colonel told the big guy where to put the bags, then said,
"Beat it. I need to talk to Jerry alone."
The Colonel locked the door. "Get the bags up on the table,"
he told me. "Open them."
It was like a scene in an old pirate movie, in which the
swashbuckler looks into the treasure chest and the glow of
doubloons reflects off his face. These cases were filled with
money, tens, twenties, fifties, all cash. As if we had robbed a
bank. "Pour it on the table," said the Colonel.
"What's this?" I asked.
"The money from the concessions," he said. "T-shirts and
collectibles. Half of it's yours."
"No, I had nothing to do with that," I said. "Just the tickets.
Just the shows."
The Colonel was already giving me an incredibly generous
deal: an even split. I got half, and the Colonel and Elvis together
got half.
"When I have a partner," he told me. "I have a partner. Now
pile up that money."
It was a mountain of bills, some stained with ketchup, some
stained with chives, stacked on the table. The Colonel said,
"Stand back," then raised his cane and brought it down hard on
the pile, dividing it into two huge piles, which he pushed apart
with the cane, saying, "That side yours, this side mine... Is that
fair?"
"Sure," I said. "It's more than fair."
The tour lasted just six weeks, but it changed everything. Like
what happens when you put your picture in a Xerox and press
enlarge, enlarge, enlarge. I went on tour at twenty-six as just
another young talent manager, but when I came back, I was a
millionaire.
The Colonel and I were like father and son. We loved each
other, but fought all the time. He used to get up early on the
road, five, five-thirty in the morning, then go down to the free
buffet. He would smoke his cigar and eat bacon and eggs
surrounded by the lackeys who hung on his every word. I
usually sat with them, but one morning--this was later--I woke
up cranky and decided to eat alone. I got my food, walked by
the Colonel's table, sat by myself in the corner.
He called over, "What are you, some kind of a big shot?"
I ignored him.
He said, "Hey, can't you hear me, big shot?"
I said, "What, am I bothering you?"
You were never supposed to challenge the Colonel in front of
his people. He believed it undermined his authority.
He shouted, "What's wrong with you?"
"I'm eating my breakfast," I told him. "I want to be alone."
"Oh, you want to be alone?" he said. "Good. Be alone. You're
fired!"
"I'm fired? No problem. You owe me a million dollars for this
tour so far. Let me have my million bucks, and I'm gone."
Of course, I did not want to get fired, but I knew he would
never give me a million dollars.
He stormed over to my table. "All right, big shot, follow me."
He acted like he was taking me to his room for the payout. We
got up there, a stuffy motel suite, bed unmade, clothes
everywhere. He walked to the bureau, opened the swinging
doors and there, inside, he had made up a shrine to the Buddha.
There were candles and incense set around a gold sculpture of
Buddha, with his belly and grinning face and grand fleshy ears.
The Colonel started lighting the candles.
"What the hell is happening?" I asked.
"We have to ask the Buddha what to do," he said.
He rubbed the Buddha's belly. He was such a con man. He
said, "Tell me, O great Buddha, do you think we should keep
Jerry Weintraub? Or should we let him go?"
He closed his eyes, as if he were meditating, communicating
with the sages, then said to me, "The Buddha hasn't made up his
mind yet."
The Colonel mumbled something, leaned in as if he was
listening, then said, "It's the opinion of the Buddha that if you
apologize in front of the boys all will be forgotten and it will be
as it was before."
"I'm not apologizing," I said. "Tell that to the Buddha."
"You're not apologizing?"
"That's right. Tell the Buddha."
The Colonel closed his eyes, mumbled, nodded.
"The Buddha is very angry," he told me. "The Buddha says,
'Take Jerry Weintraub to the airport.' "
He blew out the candles and closed the cabinet. We went
down to the van. The boys rode along. We got on the highway. I
had my luggage and everything. We drove through town, past
the arena. The Colonel was watching me, waiting for me to
buckle. I did not buckle. I stared straight ahead. We saw the first
signs for the airport. "All right, all right," he said. "Pull over."
The van stopped; the Colonel jumped out.
"Come on," he told me. "We need to talk."
He said, "Look, Jerry. You have to apologize. You have to say
you were wrong. In front of everybody. All these boys work for
me, and what you are doing can destroy everything."
"But I wasn't wrong," I told him. "I just wanted to have my
breakfast alone."
"It's important to me that you apologize," he said. "Do it for
me and later on I will do something for you."
"Fine," I told him. "What do you want me to say?"
"I want you to say that you are sorry, that you made a mistake,
and that you shouldn't have done what you did."
"But I didn't do anything."
"It doesn't matter. Just say it."
We got back into the van and went to the arena. When we got
out, with all the boys standing around, the Colonel said, "Jerry
has something he would like to say."
"I am sorry," I told them, "I made a mistake, I should not have
done what I did, and I will never do it again."
But I used that promise, the Colonel's price--"Do it for me and
later on I will do something for you"--many times over the
years. There is a lesson in this: Let the other guy save face with
his people, but keep score.
Years later, the Colonel was living in Las Vegas, working as an
advisor to Hilton Hotels. He was a great man, and still he died
like most men die, little by little, then all at once. He had a stroke
on January 21, 1997. He was eighty-seven years old. I was a
pallbearer at his funeral and gave a eulogy, paying my respects
to one of the last great showmen, and, more important, to a
mentor and a true friend.
Old Blue Eyes
the wazoo. Everyone was there. I'm not going to give you a list,
but close your eyes and think of who was big in the 1970s: Well,
they were there. I was backstage at 7:59. The house was empty.
The people were in the street or in the lobby, fashionably late.
You call the show for 8:00, they arrive at 8:35. New York. I'm
staring through the curtain, wondering what kind of delay we're
looking at, when there's a tap on my shoulder. It's Frank--excuse
me, Francis--in his tux, dapper as hell.
"Jerry," he said, "it's eight Let's go."
P.M.
Sinatra was not without flaws. He was a human being, after all.
He had his problems and insecurities like the rest of us. You had
to monitor his mood. He was usually happy Rat Pack Sinatra,
but sometimes he fell into a funk. You never really knew what
you were going to get. Now and then, he suffered bleak, dark,
low-down moods--you had to throw him a rope and haul him
back to the surface. If you really cared about him--and I loved
the guy, it should be obvious--you had to be prepared, on
occasion, to pull him out of the hole.
So here's a story:
One day, I was at home, early in the morning, reading the
paper, when the phone rang. It was Frank. Francis. He sounded
down. He was calling from Vegas. It was 9:00 there. He had a
A.M.
the Pacific Coast Highway, with the sea on your left and the hills
rising steeply on your right, you will arrive before three, finally
passing through a gate marked "Blue Heaven."
In the midseventies, Jane and I threw a lot of parties. She calls
it the era of "extreme entertaining." We had people over most
nights, the rooms filled with music and movie types, the
windows glittering, laughter spilling onto the beach, where I
stand with a bottle of wine knee deep in the surf. In the garage
in Malibu, we have posterboard-size pictures taken in those
bygone days. Jane with Walter Winchell. Jane with Darryl
Zanuck and John Wayne. Jane, at a dinner party, with three
different kinds of crystal in front of her, seated between Frank
Sinatra and Cary Grant.
By then, my touring company, Concerts West, was booming.
But no matter how well I was doing, I was always on the
lookout for the new artist, the next big thing. When I think back
on those years, it's me going from club to club, sitting at cocktail
tables, meeting artists in cramped dressing rooms, pitching,
cajoling, selling. (Breaking a new act is a special high; some
agents spend their careers chasing it.) My most noteworthy find
of those years was John Denver, who, as far as I am concerned,
I cooked from scratch. By examining how I dealt with John
Denver you can get a pretty good sense of the task and challenge
of the manager, how he finds and builds an act, and how that act
will eventually break his heart.
John was a military brat. His childhood was spent moving
base to base, New Mexico, Arizona, Alabama, Texas. His real
name was John Deutschendorf Jr. His father was an amazing
guy, a test pilot and flight instructor who often seemed confused
by his kid. The love of music and songwriting, the long hair and
pursuit of beauty--where did they come from? John left home as
soon as he was of age. He traveled the country with a guitar and
a notebook of songs. He was going to write about everything, all
of it, the mountains and plains, the continental divide, set it to
music. He made a few solo records, which went nowhere, then
scored one big success, "Leaving on a Jet Plane," which went
top ten when recorded by Peter, Paul, and Mary, who, by the
way, I managed. But his first real break came in the midsixties,
when, answering an open audition, he won a spot in the Chad
Mitchell Trio, a hot New York folk act.
I first heard about John when he left the Trio and was looking
to make it on his own. He had been represented by Irwin
Winkler, who was going into the movie business, and needed
representation. A friend tipped me: "Jerry, check out this kid.
He's playing a dive in Greenwich Village." So I went over. No
one there. The joint was empty. Just this earnest kid with a
pageboy haircut, singing and playing guitar on stage. I sat and
listened. He made a connection immediately. That's how it was
with him--his talent. With each song, you felt he had opened his
chest and was showing you his beating heart.
Okay, you might think, Jerry Weintraub and John Denver,
something does not compute, something is not right. How does a
folk singer from New Mexico end up in league with a street kid
from the Bronx? But the fact is, we were a lot alike, me and
John, had a lot in common, which is why our friendship was so
immediate and deep. He, too, had run away from home when he
was a kid--he left in his father's car and turned up weeks later at
a cousin's house in Los Angeles. He, too, wanted to get out into
the world, see and experience everything, find his way. I saw all
of this that first night in New York. I saw the talent, too. It was
one of those rare moments you dream of as a manager--spotting
the kid who will become a star, who is a star already, even if the
world does not yet know it.
From that moment, I was determined to break John Denver.
He would be a test case for all my theories on selling and
packaging, for everything I had learned since I left home and
before, on the streets in the Bronx and from my father. John
Denver would be my Star of Ardaban.
I wanted to start by getting some noise going. Here was this
gem, John Denver, playing five nights a week in Greenwich
Village, virtually for free--he was making seventy dollars a show
when I met him--and no one even knew it. I went all around
New York and LA, talking my head off to all the big operators.
John Denver. Have you seen this kid? John Denver. He's
amazing. John Denver. I went on like this until my friends said,
"All right. We get it! John Denver. Shut up."
"Shut up about who?"
"John Denver."
"Yeah, isn't he great?"
Then I started to embroider, embellish. I would say, "Wow,
John Denver, this client of mine, he's so great, so on fire, that
Bob Dylan has been hanging out in this club every night,
watching him play."
Just get them there, that's what I believed. Just get them there,
let them see this kid, they will love him.
Did it work?
Of course it did.
Within a few weeks, the place in the Village was packed,
every seat filled, and the patrons three deep at the bar.
"Okay," I said, "now let us see what we can do about this
seventy dollars a night nonsense."
John had cut a record for RCA. This was part of his long-
term contract. He had already made Rhymes and Reasons and
Take Me to Tomorrow. This was all before I got there--pre-Jerry.
The new record was called Poems, Prayers and Promises. It had
one obvious hit: "Take Me Home, Country Roads." But the
challenge was the same as always: get people to hear it, to
recognize it as a hit. This mirrors the greater challenge of the
talent manager. I did not invent John Denver. I did not write his
hits, or create anything that was not there before I arrived. No
manager does that. As I tell aspiring agents and managers,
remember where the engine lies: with the artist. If the artist
makes nothing, I have nothing to sell. It's as simple as that.
It's best, when selling something new, to envision the goal--let
the entire world hear John Denver--then work your way back.
How do we get there? Now and then, it happens by itself. This is
a matter of luck, zeitgeist. More often, you have to be creative,
crabwalk your way. Once the new record was released, I sent
John on a tour of the biggest radio stations in the country. He
would turn up by himself, with his song and his guitar, as if he
just stumbled out of the mountains.
You have to remember what John looked like back then. He
was simple and blond with the bangs and the glasses. This was
the early seventies, when everyone was looking for his own
Jimmy Carter, a man he could trust. John, with his apple-pie
face, was perfectly cast. He came to hate this, but he was lucky.
He had just what the market was demanding. It was his
trademark, as the blue suede shoes and pompadour trademarked
Elvis. It was his thing. You can evolve and grow but you should
never resent your thing. If you look at how few artists actually
make it, you will recognize that those trademarks, though in
some ways limiting, are a gift of providence. John would show
up with his pageboy and all-American smile and say, "Hi, I'm
John Denver. I would like to play a song for you." And bang, he
was on the air.
At times, I used my other clients to break John. Fame is a
private party. You can dazzle your way in with talent, or you can
be vouched for. How far this can be carried depends entirely on
who is doing the vouching. If it's Frankie Valli, okay, maybe.
But if it's Sinatra? I arranged for John to cross paths with Elvis
on the road. They went to radio stations, or Elvis mentioned one
of John's songs. I had learned something important from the
incident of the unsold scarves. A mention by Elvis was the same
as a multimillion-dollar ad campaign.
I had Sinatra talk about John, hook up with John, be seen
with John. You might think of Sinatra and Denver as a mismatch
(like Weintraub and Denver; like martinis and moon-shine) but
everything blurred in the seventies--this is when Sinatra
recorded "(It's Not Easy) Bein' Green." It was an odd moment,
and yet another lesson for producers and managers: know your
age, sing its songs. If you cross-breed the Elvis audience with
the Sinatra audience, you get the great big everyone the Colonel
spent his life chasing. We were not interested in niche marketing,
or in targeting a selected demographic: We wanted them all.
Soon after its release, "Country Roads" was dominating the
charts. You could not turn on your radio without hearing it.
The song, the tour, the public appearances--these were means
to an end, which was not merely to have a hit, but to turn John
into a star: not a star in prospect, but a star now and yesterday,
someone who has already happened, so accomplished it's no
longer up for debate. It's why I did not present John Denver as
an exciting find, or as someone who had recently been playing
to an empty house in Greenwich Village, but as talent that had
already made it, an accomplished fact. I sold him in the past
tense, as someone you've known about for years. I was telling
the audience to relax and enjoy, as the judgment has already
been made. You love him! In this way, we skipped several steps,
jumping directly from the early days of struggle to the golden
years.
I bought every billboard on Sunset Boulevard from Bel Air to
Hollywood. On each, I put a different picture of John, a
different posture, a different mood. You could not drive to work
without being bombarded. He was all over the place. By the time
you heard his song, you already knew him. I met with
executives at RCA. They wanted to cut a follow-up to Poems,
Prayers and Promises. I convinced them to do a greatest-hits
album, which was amazing, considering John only had one hit.
This is what I mean by selling John as if he were already a star.
They paid us a million dollars for the record--a huge sum in
those days. It came out in 1977, went straight to the top of the
charts, and stayed there.
We branched out from there, transitioning John to TV. Within
a few years, he was almost as well known for his work on the
small screen as he was for his songs. He made his first
appearance on The Tonight Show in 1972. I was friends with
Johnny Carson and hooked them up at a party at my house in
Beverly Hills. John became a regular on The Tonight Show,
appearing again and again. America was still one market, and
Carson stood at the center of it--it's hard to explain just what a
big deal that show was. Then, one summer, when Carson went
on vacation, the producer asked John to fill in as guest host. It
was a milestone for any entertainer--like the moment the mob
takes you into a basement with the wood paneling and makes
you swear loyalty over a book. You're a made man after that,
untouchable.
In 1974, I signed a deal with ABC under which John would
do five guest spots on various network shows, getting paid
$2,500 an appearance. In the end, ABC only used him once, in a
Chevy Special, then called and canceled the rest of the contract.
In other words, they dropped him. Four weeks later, "Country
Roads" hit. A few weeks after that, I signed a new deal with
ABC, under which he would be paid $350,000 an appearance.
Remember, when I found John, he was playing in the Village for
seventy bucks a night. What happened to him, the way he blew
up, was amazing.
John understood all this, and appreciated it. He paid me a
fortune. There were many years in which I made ten, twelve
million with John. But for me, the money was a by-product of
what was a labor of love. I had many clients, some of them
bigger than John--Elvis and Frank, Neil Diamond, Bob Dylan--
but John and I were very close. Because I broke him, because I
understood him, because he understood me, because I loved
him. We started as friends but became brothers. He made me the
executor of his estate, he was executor of mine. Jane and I were
to take care of his children if, God forbid, anything were to
happen to him and his wife, Annie.
Yet there was something troubled about John. Success and
money, rather than making these things easier to deal with, often
bring them to the surface. He had an overwhelming need to
impress and be accepted. It probably came from his father and
the fact that John never seemed to win his approval, even when
he made it big. He was in search of a father, really, someone
who could stand in the old man's place and say, "Yes, John, I
love you. Yes." And though he wanted a father and wanted
approval, he resented the fact that he wanted those things. He
needed you to love him, and hated you for making him feel that
need. This sowed dangerous seeds in our relationship. After all,
who was I? The man in the suit who paid the bills and made the
schedule. In other words, I was the father. As he became more
successful, he began to resent me. He needed me, but hated me
for that need. I understood this only later.
John was beloved by fans but never accepted by critics, and it
drove him crazy. No matter how many records he sold, no
matter how much adulation was showered on him, he needed to
win and be loved by the people who had already made up their
minds, who thought he was lightweight and silly. I would say,
"Hey, John, who gives a crap?" Or: "You know what? Screw
'em." If you want to survive, if you want a long life and career,
if you want to go wire to wire and have a decent time doing it,
you need to have a deep strain of "Screw 'em." I would say,
"Believe me, John, you're better with the people than with the
critics. That counts if you're an actor, a producer, a politician, or
a singer."
But he could not let it go. The criticism drove him wild. He
was troubled, as I said. He had no identity. He didn't know what
he wanted because he did not know who he was. He wanted to
ditch his glasses for contact lenses. "But the glasses are part of
the shtick," I told him. "The glasses are great!" I mean, if you're
getting hitters out with screwballs, keep throwing the screwballs.
That's the sportsman's way.
The first danger sign came in 1979, when John was on tour in
Europe. I got a call from one of my assistants on the road. "John
is unhappy," he said. "He's talking about firing you."
I got on a plane, went over. I stood with John outside the Inn
on the Park in London. He had his head down and paced, the
way he did whenever faced with an onerous task or crisis. He
stammered. He said, "Look, Jerry. You know how I feel about
our relationship, but I think I am going to have to let you go."
"Let me go? Why?"
"Well, it's this tour. I mean, nothing is right. The hotels stink,
and the food is no good, and the venues are just awful, and the
sound systems are terrible, too. The band is furious. Nothing is
right."
I said, "Look, I just got off a flight from LA. Let me get some
rest. Then let's talk it over in four hours."
"What's going to happen in four hours?" he asked.
"Well, maybe I can fix these problems," I said. "Think of all
we've been through. You can give me four hours."
"All right," he said, "four hours, but I am deadly serious,
Jerry."
"I know you are, John."
That night, we went out to dinner after his show.
I said, "Look, John. Before we eat, I want you to know I've
taken care of the problem. Things will be different from here."
"You took care of them? How?"
"I fired Ferguson."
"You fired Ferguson? Who's Ferguson?"
"There has been trouble with the hotels, with the food, with
the venues, with the sound systems? Well, Ferguson was in
charge of all of that. He's been fired."
"Really? You fired Ferguson."
"I did. And I think you will notice the difference right away."
We started eating, talking, being brothers again. I was
brooding, looking down.
"What's the matter, Jerry?"
"Well, I'll tell you, John. I'm feeling bad about Ferguson.
Sure, he screwed up, but he's not a terrible guy. And now he's
been fired, and he won't have his salary and he won't have his
bonus and it's right before Christmas. For godsakes, John,
Ferguson has a family!"
We sat in silence, eating. Finally, John threw down his napkin
and said, "Darn it, I feel bad about Ferguson, too!"
Some time went by. I was eating, drinking, looking around. It
was one of those stolid British restaurants, with brass on
everything and waiters coming and going with pints of ale.
I said, "Look, I have an idea. Let's say, instead of firing
Ferguson, I just move him into another part of the business.
Away from people."
"Hide him, you mean?"
"Yeah, hide him. In the business, just not out front, definitely
not working with artists."
"Yeah, that's a great idea," said John. "I would feel a lot better
about that, it being so close to Christmas and all."
"Good," I said. "I will call LA tomorrow and take care of it.
Ferguson's wife is going to be so relieved."
There really was nothing wrong with the hotels, food, venues,
or the rest. John had just gotten himself in a tangle and needed
to stand up for himself. Which was why we fired Ferguson. I
also knew that John was very compassionate and would
eventually blame himself for what happened to Ferguson, which
was why we hired him back.
The next night, on the way back from the show, I asked John,
"So how was the venue, how was the sound?"
"Oh, much better," he said. "I could tell the difference right
away. I'm glad we could fix it without firing Ferguson."
Of course, there was no Ferguson.
Jerry Weintraub Presents
I went out front to watch the show. The lights went down, the
announcer spoke over the sound system: "Now, the loudest,
most dangerous rock band on earth..." The crowd went nuts,
Zeppelin came on stage. Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, Robert
Plant. John Bonham, the drummer, came out last. He was
wearing whatever crap those guys wore, but over it he had on a
beautiful blue jacket.
What the hell?
He sat behind the drums, then, in one clean motion, ripped off
the sleeves so you could see his arms and shouted, "How do I
look, Jerry Weintraub? I've got your new suit." He held up the
arms of the suit, then launched into "Black Dog."
It was hysterical.
For years, I handled the Moody Blues, a British group that
went through various incarnations before breaking through in
1965 with the song "Go Now." (They are best known for "Nights
in White Satin" and "Tuesday Afternoon.") I had a brilliant pitch
for these guys: I sold them as everyone's second-favorite band.
Are you a Beatles freak? Well, you're going to love the Moodies
second. Are the Stones your thing? Great! Then check out the
Moodies. You'll like them almost as much. We made a lot of
money with that. We were, in essence, harvesting several fields
at once, collecting everyone's runoff. Then these guys did a
stupid thing. They broke up. It always happens. The more
successful a band, the more certain its demise, as each member
gets to thinking, "Well, it's because of me, it's my success, and
I'm tired of sharing it."
Two of the Moodies, Justin Hayward and John Lodge, calling
themselves the Blue Jays, decided to make their own record. I
tried to talk sense. "We've spent years positioning the Moody
Blues, and, as a result, millions and millions of people consider
you their second-favorite band," I explained, "but no one has
heard of the Blue Jays. You'll be starting from scratch."
Did they care?
Of course not.
When I could see they had made up their minds, I decided to
get on board, pitch in. For me, the challenge was plain: get
people to judge these veteran rock stars as if they were new,
notice, and take time. Convincing cynical members of the
establishment to rethink something they believe they already
know is no small thing. You might call it a relaunch, or
rebranding, but it really just amounts to a man from the Bronx
yelling: Here, here, look over here! Remember this? It's still
really good! They worked on their album for a year. When it
was finished, I had beautiful invitations printed and carried by
courier, with great pomp and circumstance, to journalists and
critics all across the country. They read like tickets to an
exclusive, impossible-to-get-into, one-time-only show by the
geniuses behind your second-favorite band--Justin Hayward and
John Lodge, playing at Carnegie Hall in New York City.
Critics and producers and celebrities turned up from all over
the world. The show was in the afternoon. They took their seats.
You could feel a tremendous buzz as the lights went down.
Everyone was excited. But when the curtain came up, instead of
rock stars and their band, there was just a huge, fantastic sound
system. You could see tremendous speakers, but no band. Then
I played the record, from start to finish. All along, people were
yelling, "Down in front! I can't see!" But there was nothing to
see, just all the hardware. I wanted to play the songs--I wanted
these people, these influential people, to sit and listen to them,
really listen, as the record unfolded. Yes, I could have had the
Blue Jays perform (they would have been great), but the critics
knew Hayward and Lodge, or thought they did. They would
watch the show, like it or not like it, and move on. But this
night, with that record playing on stage, well, they would never
forget it. Some would denounce me, sure, but, with each
denunciation, they would mention the record and the band.
I held a press conference after the show. The critics filled the
room. They were furious. Jann Wenner, the owner and editor of
Rolling Stone, and a great guy, was the first to speak. "You, sir,
are a charlatan," he said. He was red with anger. "You have
tricked these people with a stunt, made them come all this way,
and for what? To sit and listen to a record? They could have
done that at home and saved the money and time and fuel. You
are P. T. Barnum."
"Okay, okay," I said, trying to calm everyone down. "You've
had your say. Now let me have mine--after that, call me
whatever you want. The fact is," I explained, "we've spent an
entire year of our lives working on this record, and we're proud
of it, and think it deserves to be heard, really heard. So what are
we supposed to do? Send it to your house so you can put it on
the record player? Well, maybe your stereo stinks and the sound
stinks, and maybe you had a fight with your wife, and maybe
your baby puked on you. So it plays, but it does not get heard.
Well, now you have heard it. So go home and say whatever you
want about me, but remember the effort that went into this
record."
Rolling Stone ran an editorial about the show. It filled half a
page. I was called many terrible names, but, in the end, they
said, well, you know, he kind of has a point.
Elvis is dead."
I was in Malibu, the morning of August 16, 1977, when the
call came. It was Roone Arledge, who had just become the head
of ABC News. His people had picked up the 911 call on a police
scanner. "What are you talking about?" I asked.
"We just got the news," he said. "Elvis Presley is dead."
I was supposed to meet Elvis in Portland, Maine, the next day.
We were going on tour. He had been at home, in Graceland,
getting in shape for the road. He had played racquetball on his
private court, sat at his piano, sung "Unchained Melody," gone
upstairs, and died--they found him several hours later on the
floor of his bathroom.
My second line rang. It was Joe Esposito, Elvis's right hand.
He was calling from the bathroom in Graceland. He was
standing next to Elvis's body, waiting for the police to arrive. He
said, "Jerry, we need you here right away."
I got the next plane to Memphis. I stared out the window. The
sun hung over the clouds like a fiery eye. Celebrity--that's what
killed Elvis. Fame had shut him out of the world. He couldn't go
to dinner. He couldn't take his kid to the park. He was always
inside. He went to bed at 3:00 and woke up at noon. His life
A.M.
Every ten years, I have built a new career without quite meaning
to or even knowing it. (The pattern is apparent only when I look
back.) I had already been an agent, a promoter, a manager, and a
creator of shows. I now became a film producer. God, it was
fun. The movies had always loomed large in my imagination--
and now I was part of that world. I remember the early days,
when I would drive onto the studio lots to meet executives and
pitch my ideas. It was exactly like what Hollywood should be.
There were crowds of extras dressed as cowboys,
conquistadors, whatever, rushing set to set, shouting, alive. It
was like being a kid again, reliving the thrill of driving into
movie land. Just because you get older, make money and lose
money, does not mean you should forget how exciting it all is.
This was the midseventies. It was an interregnum, a moment
between eras. The new Hollywood of auteurs and independent
producers was just coming into view, while the old Hollywood
of bosses was just fading away. Most of the studio heads today
are not bosses in that classic sense. They do not own the studios.
They work for a board of directors and can be fired in five
minutes. The old moguls, the guys who came from the garment
trade, worked only for themselves. They owned the industry as
you might own a house or a car. It was theirs. Harry Cohn.
Joseph Schenk. Louis B. Mayer. Jack Warner. These men have
since been vilified and condemned by the people who replaced
them--that's what always happens--but they were in fact terrific
pioneers. There is a lot to be learned from their sense of
ownership and pride, and how they took responsibility for
everything, from the first draft to the final cut.
Soon after I got into the business, Lew Wasserman asked me
to come work for him at MCA. "Jerry, we're friends, we go
back," he said. "It's only right that you should make pictures
with us."
"I already have a deal," I told him. "It's a big deal. You don't
want my deal."
"Don't tell me what I want," he said.
"Okay, you want to make a deal? Fine. Good. Bring your
lawyer over to my house and we'll make a deal."
I went back to MCA with Lenny Goldberg, my partner in
those years. It was coming full circle. I started as an assistant at
MCA and returned with the big contract. My first day, I went to
eat at the commissary. I was sitting with my corned beef and
cream soda, and here came Lew, smiling. He sat at my table. He
said, "Jerry, I can't tell you how happy it makes me that you're
back." We talked about this and that, then, as he got up, he
turned and said, "Oh, and Jerry. Do me one favor. Stay off the
WATS line!"
Family
By 1977, John Denver was the biggest star in the world. This
was no accident. It was, in fact, the result of a carefully
orchestrated campaign to package and sell him, as I had
packaged and sold weekend getaways in the window of the
Sachs Men's Shop in Fairbanks. I tried everything with John,
sold him in every way I knew how. One year, for example, he
was late with an album, had missed a deadline for Christmas,
which infuriated the executives at RCA. They wanted their
record or their money. It was John's ass. "Jerry," he said, "what
can we do?"
"Don't worry," I told him. "We'll fix it."
I designed an album cover, pasted it on envelopes, and sent it
to record stores. You bought the envelope, which could be
traded for the album, making you an inside player, an investor in
Denver's career. It was a gimmick that worked. The envelopes
sold like mad--a perfect gift for the John Denver fan in your life.
The record went gold before it even existed. I went to RCA and
said, "Look, you've had your Christmas, now where's our
money?"
And yet, for various reasons, John began to lose his bearings.
It's a danger of success: You're a kid, and want only to be heard;
then you are heard, by everybody, all the time, but your thought
is, either, "Well, yeah, great, but now what?" or "Yes, they hear
me, but it's not the real me, not the voice I have in my head, or
the person I want to be."
There were portents and signs. John started talking about
ditching his glasses, his earnest and trustworthy glasses. He
wanted to change his hair, too, which would be like Nike
ditching its swoop. His hair and his glasses were known and
loved everywhere on earth. Probably even the Bushmen of
Africa could hum a few bars of "Rocky Mountain High." Then,
coming off the huge success of Oh, God!, which set him up for
a major career in film, I developed a follow-up, An Officer and
a Gentleman, which John turned down. He said it was a B
movie, and not good enough for him with its seedy backdrop of
desolate airstrips and Panhandle bars. Of course, An Officer and
a Gentleman was not only a great film, but also the movie that
really launched the career of Richard Gere.
Much of this confusion had to do with problems in his own
life, ways in which, so it seemed to him, everything was coming
apart. First of all, his marriage had ended. He had split with
Annie, who wasn't just his childhood sweetheart, but his muse.
Much of his desire for her, the chase and courtship, could be
heard, sublimated, in his best songs. The end of the marriage
was the end of his life, the first life he lived from the time he left
home. Then his father died. He had trouble with his father, but
they had been close at the end. These losses hit him hard. In
fact, the only person left from his old life was me. Which
explains a lot. The man was trying to reinvent himself, start
again by forgetting. This is when I began to hear rumors: John is
upset. John is unhappy. John wants to leave you.
I discounted these, because, I mean, look what we had done
together: in the ten years since I found him, this obscure,
underpaid nightclub singer had become one of the biggest stars
in the world, with hit records and shows and a big movie career
before him, and money pouring in. But I did not realize how
troubled he was, how insecure, and how badly he ached to be
free. This was my friend, the executor of my will, the caretaker
of my (God forbid) orphaned children, yet I knew nothing about
him. That you know a person, does not mean you know a
person.
So one morning, I was sitting in my office on Wilshire
Boulevard--I had a huge office, with a million-dollar view of the
hills--when John came storming in, unannounced and
unplanned, a freight train with a head of steam.
"We have to talk, Jerry."
"Hey, John," I said, "great to see you. How're you doing?"
"Fine, fine," he said. "I've got something to tell you."
"Okay, good, tell me."
"I'm firing you."
I sat back and looked at him. I was infuriated, enraged. Look
at this guy. Look where he was and look where he is. And now
he comes here like this, not even sitting, not even talking and
explaining, to tell me it's over and we are done. At such
moments, I don't know why, my gut instinct is, Hey, fuck you!
"What did you say?" I asked.
"I'm firing you."
"Can you repeat that?"
"I'm firing you, Jerry."
I came out from behind the desk, came at him like you would
come at someone on a basketball court. I was really hot. "Say it
again," I told him. "I want to hear you say it again."
"I'm firing you."
"I don't ever want to see your face again," I told him. "Get out
of my office. Who the fuck do you think you are?"
"Don't you want to know why I'm firing you?" he asked.
"I don't care why, what, where, or how," I said. "Don't ever
say my name again in your lifetime; get out of here."
I threw him out. I went over to the window and stared at the
hills without seeing, the blood pulsing in my face.
Later that afternoon, John's business manager called to tell me
that all the things I owned with John--we were partners on every
show and record--no longer belonged to me, as I had been
booking his shows while also working as a producer, which was
not permitted, or some such mumbo jumbo. I could hardly
follow him, and I did not care. I was angry, heartbroken as well.
"What's the point of this conversation?" I asked. "Just tell me
what you're trying to tell me."
He said, "You don't own anything with John anymore."
I said, "I don't want to own anything with John. You can keep
it all." And I hung the phone up.
I was depressed for weeks. Not about losing a client but about
losing a friend, somebody to whom I had given so much of
myself.
Things did not go well for John after that. RCA dropped him,
his talent agency dropped him, most of the other people he
worked with dropped him. I knew all of them and they
understood how the operation functioned. What we created with
John, the persona, the mood, simply was not real; we invented
it. We were so interwoven, there was simply no way you could
have Denver without Weintraub--not as John Denver had been
in the seventies. It was his talent, but it was also my
maneuvering. I was really his partner in everything. I did all the
marketing and press. I packaged and sold him and turned him
into a star. I put in a lot of my own money and all of my effort
and ingenuity, because he was so talented and because I loved
him. I still do. I miss him even now. When John died--in 1997,
he crashed an experimental aircraft off the California coast--
there was still so much left to do, to forgive and to be forgiven
for, but who knows. As the poets say, death is not a period, it's
an ellipsis.
John and I did not talk for years. He was just another star
dimming in the glassy firmament, another face on TV. I wanted
to forget him. Because he had been such a good friend, because
the end had been so traumatic, because he had hurt me. I buried
it and moved on. I did not see him again until 1984, in a
restaurant at the Olympics in Sarajevo, Yugoslavia. We
exchanged polite hellos. Cordial, but cold.
"Hey, Jerry," he asked, "now do you want to hear why I fired
you?"
"No, John," I told him, "I honestly don't give a fuck."
Then, finally, about ten years after that, we ran into each other
again and this time, probably because so many years had gone
by, we could finally talk calmly.
"Now do you want to hear why I fired you?" he asked.
"No, not really," I said, "because I don't think there can be a
good reason, but if you have something you need to say, then
just say it."
"Then I will tell you why I fired you," he said. "Because
finally, after the death of my father and the end of my marriage,
I wanted to take charge of my own life. I knew I could never do
that while you were running my affairs. More than a manager
and a friend, you were a father. And I had to see if I could live a
life without fathers. I mean, Jerry, you ran my whole life!"
I clapped him on the shoulder and I said, "Yeah, but did I
really do such a bad job of it? Was it really so terrible?"
Knowing Which Calls to Return
One morning, at the end of the 1970s, I got into the office early.
I like being up when New York is just waking, the old
metabolism still governing in the Pacific Time Zone. I like
knowing I have done an entire day of work before the clock
strikes nine. When my secretary came in, she handed me the call
list.
Now, let me explain my call list of those years: Simply put, it
was the names and numbers of all the people who had called
and whom I was obligated to call back, three or four pages
typed up and handed to me each morning. These names, taken
together, told the story of my day: managers looking to cut deals,
studio executives looking to pitch scenarios, actors looking for
representation, arena owners wanting to renegotiate a split,
politicians looking for a handout, rock stars angered by a
missing amenity or anemic sound system, local promoters
apoplectic over a perceived infringement, reporters looking for a
quotation, bankers looking to sell bonds, realtors looking to sell
or buy land, clients panicked between projects, friends looking
for tickets or a room in a sold-out hotel in Vegas--hotels are
never really sold out.
So my secretary gave me the list--all these calls were in regard
to Concerts West, my music business--and, as I was paging
through the names, I suddenly realized that I did not want to call
back any of these people. I sat there for a moment, thinking
about what this meant, what my gut was telling me. It was not
making the calls that bothered me. It was having to make the
calls. In a flash I thought, I will quit this business instead of
making these calls. I don't feel that way about my call list now--
being successful means filling your life with calls you want to
return. But in that moment, I knew that period of my life had
ended. I was done with being a manager, because when you are
a manager, you're not working for yourself. You're working for
the people on the list. I'm not knocking it. But I just didn't want
to work for anyone else. I called my clients over the next few
days. I told them, one by one, "I love ya, find someone else, I'm
done."
All these years later, people still ask me how I was able to
walk away from the concert business.
"Don't you regret it? There was so much money to be made."
"Not for a minute," I tell them. "Not for a second."
You have to be willing to walk away from the most
comfortable perch, precisely because it is the most comfortable.
The next morning was the greatest morning of my life. I went
to the office at the usual hour, had my coffee, read my paper,
and did my work as usual, only this time, when my secretary
came in with the call list, I crossed out the names of all the
people I did not want to call back. I was free! There was nobody
I had to talk to. It was so liberating. I had become my own
person.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Irving Azoff is one of the most successful men I know. He is
a dear friend. He is as big and rich and brilliant as they come.
But Irving Azoff has clients. One of his clients calls, he has to
call back. Me? I call back who I want, when I want. That's
freedom.
In this way, I became a full-time movie producer. It was all I
did, all I wanted to do. I was a free agent in search of ideas,
combing the ether for projects, looking to put scenarios together
with writers, to put writers together with directors, directors
together with actors, all the time trying to match the feats of my
heroes Mike Todd and Billy Wilder and Louis B. Mayer. In my
memory, those years play as a succession of movies, each dating
my life the way a layer of sediment dates an era of civilization.
One of my favorites was Diner, which I made in 1982. It's about
a group of friends passing the last days of their youth in the
parking lots and row houses of Baltimore. It was written by
Barry Levinson, who, at that point, was known only as a writer,
having worked on several movies with Mel Brooks.
I got the screenplay on a Friday at 8:00 By 9:30, I had fallen
A.M.
Every small man wants to be a big man, every big man wants to
be a king. It's human nature. By the eighties, having achieved
many of my goals, I began to dream the dream of all producers--
total control. I wanted to cross the lot in the manner of Zanuck. I
wanted to sit in the big seat and make the wheels go round. I
wanted to run a studio. It started in 1984, when Kirk Kerkorian,
the industrialist and one of the wealthiest men in LA, purchased
United Artists, a studio that traced its lineage to Charlie Chaplin,
Mary Pickford, and Douglas Fairbanks, its founders. The studio
had fallen on hard times and Kerkorian said I was the man who
could fix it. I was named to head United Artists that summer.
It was not an easy decision for me. It meant joining the
establishment, going legit. I was the rough rider who dons the
badge to clean up the town, for what is an independent producer
if not a kind of cowboy, out on his own? In the end, though, it
seemed like an opportunity I could not pass up. By this time, I
had made every kind of movie and every kind of hit. I was
ready for something new. The problem was not my decision. It
was my boss: Kirk Kerkorian. Simply put, we had the same
dream: total control. As I hired staff and began planning
projects, I realized he had given me the title but not the job. A
title without a job is the worst of all worlds: it means taking all
the blame while getting none of the credit and having none of
the fun. I began to plan my exit soon after I arrived.
Due to my contract, I left United Artists with a tremendous
severance. I had invested thirty million dollars, but I left with a
lot more. This became the story, as it made me look like a
genius. Jerry Weintraub worked at United Artists for less than
three months and walked off with tens of millions. It was
portrayed as a master move, as if I had taken the job with the
sole intention of getting out with all I could carry. As usual, the
reporters missed the real story, which was my terrible sense of
failure and lost opportunity. I was heartbroken. It was not
money that I wanted--I had lots of money--it was the chance to
run a studio. And, in fact, the little taste I did have made me
crave the challenge even more. It became an obsession.
In 1985, I formed my own film company, the Weintraub
Entertainment Group. I first went about raising money, because
what is a trip to Vegas without a bankroll? In other words, you
need to spend money to make money, and I wanted to start with
the biggest roll in town. The dream of building your own movie
studio is an old dream. The path is piled with corpses. One
reason is financing. If you don't have enough money to start
with, you do not have enough money to fail. Two or three
clunkers will put you out of business. I wanted to be able to
weather a long dry spell--only then, I figured, would I have time
to reach critical mass, the point at which a business becomes
self-sustaining. I raised some money and put in some more of
my own.
I rented offices in West Hollywood. The rooms had floor-to-
ceiling windows through which you could see hills and cars
moving in the canyons. There was art on the walls, shag on the
floors, Perrier in the refrigerators, no expense spared. People
judge on first sight, so make those surfaces shine. If you want to
be seen as a major, look like a major. As a great man said,
perception is reality. As another great man said, You grow into
the suit. As a philosophy this means operating on confidence, in
the belief that something will happen, that the trick will work,
that the backup will arrive with the heavy guns. It's how
America has operated from the beginning.
I hired a staff, recruiting talent from studios and agencies all
over town. What these people had in common was a belief that
we could accomplish what had not been accomplished in a
generation--the creation of a new factory. These were, for the
most part, established executives, men and women with families
and careers behind them, meaning they were experienced and
knowledgeable, and also meaning they were expensive. I
suddenly found myself mired in a sea of health plans and
pension benefits. In this way, we accrued a great mountain of
debt before the first writer was contracted or the first scene was
filmed. If I had known what to look for, I would have seen it in
the early balance sheets--money going out (left pocket) versus
money coming in (right pocket)--a terrible premonition
The company existed for less than four years. In this time, we
made a handful of movies--these were distributed by Columbia
Pictures--including Fresh Horses, The Big Blue, and My
Stepmother Is an Alien. I promoted these films every way I
knew how--George Bush, then president, was at the premiere of
My Stepmother Is an Alien, generating a shower of publicity.
But the trouble was evident early on. What makes a major a
major is its ability to float a sea of debt. This is needed less to
make movies than to weather flops. You need enough not
merely to survive one dud, but to survive a season of duds, a
worst-case scenario not at all infrequent in the business. In the
case of a small studio, even one that has been well financed, the
margin of error shrinks. With each flop, debt accrues and
pressure grows. Each new movie is more important than the last.
As the stakes increase, so does the fear, until the mood in the
office and on the sets becomes intolerable, exactly the wrong
atmosphere in which to make a movie. There was bickering and
second-guessing; some people quit, others were fired. Part of it
had to do with bad luck--a movie opened at the wrong time, it
rained that weekend, and so forth--part of it had to do with bad
planning. If I had known two years would go by without a hit, I
might have made fewer films--but most of the problems resulted
from a basic flaw: The movies were not very good.
This, in turn, resulted from a still more fundamental error, a
flaw in the very conception of the business: I loved making
movies, which resulted in hits, which increased my love, which
sparked a desire for control, which caused me to start my own
studio, which--and here is the paradox--took me out of the
movie business and put me into the company running business,
occupied not with writers and artists, but with health-care plans,
office rivalries, and infighting. I had, in a sense, promoted
myself right out of the job I always wanted, which was telling
stories, producing. I lost touch with the films, which were now
being made for me instead of by me and thus were no longer
Jerry Weintraub Productions.
Of course, if the movies had been good, if they had drawn
audiences, if they'd had kids doing the crane kick in the parking
lot, everything else would have taken care of itself. But the
movies were not good. I realized this little by little, then in a
great rush. Success had caused me to cease doing what made me
successful. More important, it had caused me to stop doing what
I loved. I recall this period reluctantly. People say you learn
more from failure than success; it's true. From this period, which
runs like a ridgeline between my middle years and my true
adulthood, I learned the great lesson of business: If you find
something you love, keep doing it.
A business fails like a levee or a body fails. Everything is
okay until it's not. There is a break, a wall caves in, the flood
rushes through. For us, this meant debts we could not repay,
movies we could not finish, bonds we could not redeem. I take
full responsibility for this. It was all my fault. Did I feel sorry
for myself? You bet. I was drowning in self-pity. It felt like I
was watching this beautiful edifice I had constructed over the
course of a career wash away at the first high tide. The banks
were involved, the creditors were involved, the government was
involved. When it was over, the company was gone. I was fifty
years old. I had lost $30 million.
When the pressure was too great, I got on a plane and went to
Florida. I wanted to be out on the water, the horizon ringed by
water, the sun on the water and a line taut with a big fish. My
mind was reeling. I did not know what to do, or where I would
go next.
Luckily for me, I had a father, and he was a piece of steel. I
went to see him. I was in tears, a grown man crying real tears. I
said, "Oh, Pop, you got to help me. Look what happened. Look
how hard I have fallen. Look how much I lost. I have troubles,
real troubles. I've made such a failure, Pop, such a terrible
failure."
Here's what he said: "You've got troubles, kid? Real troubles?
Well, I tell you what. Put your troubles in a sack. Bring them to
the end of the road, where you will find a lady in a store filled
with sacks. She will take your sack of troubles and, in return, let
you leave with any sack you want."
In the end, I was saved by my friends, all the people I had
known and worked with over the years. Barry Diller, Michael
Eisner, Steve Ross, Bob Daly, who was the co-CEO of Warner
Bros., Terry Semel, Sid Sheinberg, who was the chief operating
officer of MCA, Lew Wasserman, the people who ran the
studios, they all backed me up and supported me. It was not just
that they offered me jobs and opportunities, which they did, but
that they showed confidence in me, and were certain I would
make it all the way back. I especially remember a conversation I
had with Steve Ross, who was the CEO of Warner
Communications. "What are you worrying about?" he said. "You
are a talented guy. That talent did not go away. The company
went away? So what! Companies always go away. They're a
dime a dozen. It's talent that counts!"
I was soon back in business, working from a bungalow on
the lot at Warner's, where I had signed a contract to make
movies. I don't care if you get flattened a thousand times. As
long as you get up that thousand-and-first time, you win. As
Hemingway said, "You can never tell the quality of a bullfighter
until that bullfighter has been gored."
Playing Myself
Casey Affleck
Karen Allen
Dan Aykroyd
Kevin Bacon
Ellen Barkin
Kim Basinger
Ned Beatty
Ralph Bellamy
Joey Bishop
Karen Black
Ronee Blakley
Jim Broadbent
George Burns
James Caan
Scott Caan
Sid Caesar
Mickey Callan
Keith Carradine
Vincent Cassell
Jackie Chan
Kyle Chandler
Geraldine Chaplin
Chevy Chase
Don Cheadle
Michael Chiklis
Julie Christie
George Clooney
Robbie Coltrane
Sean Connery
Tom Courtenay
Tom Cruise
Timothy Daly
Matt Damon
Beverly D'Angelo
Tony Danza
John Denver
Michael Douglas
Charles Durning
Shelley Duvall
Bob Einstein
Ethan Embry
Peter Falk
Ralph Fiennes
Albert Finney
Josh Flitter
Andy Garcia
Teri Garr
Henry Gibson
Isabel Glasser
Scott Glenn
Jeff Goldblum
Elliott Gould
Steve Guttenberg
Gene Hackman
Thomas Hulce
Eddie Izzard
Eddie Jemison
Martin Kove
Shelley Long
Jon Lovitz
Bernie Mac
Ralph Macchio
Lee Majors
Noriyuki "Pat" Morita
Michael Murphy
Craig T. Nelson
Wayne Newton
Marisol Nichols
Al Pacino
Brad Pitt
Donald Pleasence
Shaobo Qin
Randy Quaid
Carl Reiner
Paul Reiser
Molly Ringwald
Emma Roberts
Eric Roberts
Julia Roberts
Mickey Rourke
Jaden Smith
Elisabeth Shue
Henry Silva
Paul Sorvino
Sylvester Stallone
Rod Steiger
Daniel Stern
Sharon Stone
George Strait
Barbra Streisand
Hilary Swank
Richard Thomas
Uma Thurman
Lily Tomlin
Susan Tyrell
Lesley Ann Warren
Bruce Willis
Oprah Winfrey
James Woods
Joanne Woodward
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Paul Anka
Charles Aznavour
Shelley Berman
Joey Bishop
Pat Boone
Jackson Browne
Jimmy Buffett
George Burns
Harry Chapin
Eric Clapton
Joe Cocker
Alice Cooper
Charlie Daniels
Tony Danza
John Davidson
Mac Davis
John Denver
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
Dan Fogelberg
Peter Frampton
Connie Francis
Kinky Friedman
Jerry Garcia
Bobby Goldsboro
Dorothy Hamill
Uriah Heep
Florence Henderson
Don Imus
Waylon Jennings
Elton John
Shari Lewis & Lambchop
Gordon Lightfoot
Ed McMahon
Jimmy McNichols
Lee Majors
Barry Manilow
Bob Marley
Ian Matthews
Curtis Mayfield
Roger Miller
Joni Mitchell
Jane Morgan
Muppets
Michael Murphy
Wayne Newton
Ted Nugent
Robert Palmer
Tom Paxton
Robert Plant
Elvis Presley
Richard Pryor
Phil Ramone
Kenny Rogers
Mort Sahl
Boz Scaggs
Bob Seger
Frank Sinatra
Phoebe Snow
Rod Stewart
Steven Stills
Mary Travers
Frankie Valli
Sylvie Vartan
Joe Walsh
Barry White
Paul Williams
Edgar Winter
Chuck Woolery
Neil Young
Frank Zappa
Movies I Produced
1975 Nashville
1977 September 30, 1955
1977 Oh, God!
1980 Cruising
1981 All Night Long
1982 Diner
1984 The Karate Kid
1986 The Karate Kid, Part II
1987 Happy New Year
1988 My Stepmother Is an Alien
1989 The Karate Kid, Part III
1992 Pure Country
1994 The Specialist
1994 The Next Karate Kid
1997 Vegas Vacation
1998 The Avengers
1998 Soldier
2001 Ocean's Eleven
2004 Ocean's Twelve
2007 Ocean's Thirteen
2007 Nancy Drew
2010 The Karate Kid
Movies I Acted In
Robert Altman
Paul W.S. Anderson
Paul Attanasio
John G. Avildsen
Richard Benjamin
James Bridges
Christopher Cain
Jeremiah S. Chechik
George Clooney
Avery Corman
Andrew Fleming
William Friedkin
Larry Gelbart
Ted Griffin
Robert Mark Kamen
Stephen Kessler
Brian Koppelman
Alex Kurtzman
Richard LaGravenese
David Levien
Barry Levinson
Luis Llosa
Doug McGrath
Don MacPherson
Aline Brosh McKenna
George Nolfi
Robert Orci
David Webb Peoples
Sydney Pollack
Billy Ray
Carl Reiner
Gary Ross
Michael Soccio
Steven Soderbergh
Stephen Sommers
Joan Tewkesbury
Harald Zwart
CURRICULUM VITAE, OR ATTEMPT
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Aerosmith
The Allman Brothers
The Association
Atlanta Rhythm Section
Average White Band
Bachman-Turner Overdrive (BTO)
Bad Company
The Beach Boys
The Bee Gees
Blue Oyster Cult
The Carpenters
Chicago
The Commodores
The Doobie Brothers
The Eagles
Earth, Wind & Fire
Foreigner
The Four Seasons
Grand Funk Railroad
The Grateful Dead
Guess Who
Hall & Oates
Heart
The Hudson Brothers
The Isley Brothers
Jethro Tull
The Kinks
Kiss
Led Zeppelin
Little Feat
Lynard Skynard
Marshall Tucker Band
The Moody Blues
New Birth
Ohio Players
The Pointer Sisters
Queen
Quicksilver
Rare Earth
REO Speedwagon
Seals & Crofts
Sonny & Cher
Starland Vocal Band
Steely Dan
Steve Miller Band
Thin Lizzy
Three Dog Night
War
Wings
Wright & Palmer
ZZ Top
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
J W
ERRY has spent more than five decades in show business,
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