Funny Accident Reports

Funny Accident Reports
Reported Speech
1. "A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."
The driver said that……………………………………………………………..
2. "The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."
The man explained……………………………………………………………...
3. "I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I
thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite
way."
The woman explained ………………………………………………………….
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4. "Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't
have."
The man tried to explain………………………………………………………..
5. "I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand
through it."
Mark said………………………………………………………………………..
6. "No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the
other driver had been alert."
Susan told the police officer…………………………………………………….
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7. "The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."
The man said……………………………………………………………………
8. "I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of
my car."
I could not help laughing when he said ………………………………………..
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9. "I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an
accident."
A policeman was more than surprised when he heard the man saying that
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10. "I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the
window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."
The man tried to explain that…………………………………………………..
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11. "I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck
by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."
Then she said that………………………………………………………………
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12. "The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big
mouth."
Then I heard that…………………………………………………………………
13. "The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner
without giving a signal."
Peter said that……………………………………………………………………
14. "I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some
stray cows."
The lady explained………………………………………………………………
15. "I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached
an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."
She explained the police officer that ……………………………………………
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16. "I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when
I struck him."
George said that…………………………………………………………………...
17. "I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I
had a fractured skull."
Jack said that……………………………………………………………………..
18. "To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."
She explained that………………………………………………………………..
19. "The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by
steering it into the other vehicle."
Marge told the officer …………………………………………………………..
20. "When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the
other car."
Patrick explained………………………………………………………………..
21. "I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."
Jenny told the police officer ……………………………………………………
22. "In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."
She later explained ……………………………………………………………..
23. "My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."
The old lady told us that…………………………………………………………
24. "As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where
no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the
accident."
Then she said that……………………………………………………………….
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25. "The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its
path when it struck my front end."
The guy said that………………………………………………………………..
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26. "A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."
The man said ……………………………………………………………………
27. "I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and
headed over the embankment."
He said that………………………………………………………………………
28. "The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit
him."
She said that………………………………………………………………………
29. "An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."
He said that ………………………………………………………………………
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