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elcome to the 2018 100 Mile Free Press Christmas supplement titled A Christmas Story.
At the 100 Mile Free Press, we
In this year’s edition, we’ve done our best to show off our outstanding community.
wish everybody a very Merry
This year, you’ll see art from local artists, tough Christmas questions answered by
Christmas, filled with family,
community members, a bake-off winning recipe to try out for your Christmas baking,
friends and great meals with good
“unique” interviews, some of our local Christmas spirit, and of course church greetings.
health and lots of laughter.
Finally, this year we finish it all off with a truly orginal Christmas story.
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How do you What would
a turkey? you like to put on a
Christmas
Christ tree?
Thomas
Meade
You kill it. Take the
stuff out you don’t
old
How
do you think
Colby
Santa Cherniwchan
want. In the oven and
with a pan.
A firetruck decoration and
is?
transformers.
Bentley Macy
Lipsett Cunningham
Light bulbs, some candy
You catch it. You canes, a star on top and
Jayden
roast it on the fake snowballs.
barbecue.
Kasper
9 years olds
Kiana
Kolton Rempel
McGeough Bulbs and a
few stars on it.
Ballerinas and
We have to cook it in a a hummingbird.
pot. We have to put it up Adult bulbs and
to put it up to numbers
and wait for it to cook and Marlon dad’s coke bottle.
VanMonical
then we eat it.
12 years old
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An exclusive interview
with Santa’s Elves
“
Max Winkelman a few rich elves who don’t there’s always a load of free of press releases but nobody
100 Mile Free Press work much that get them baked goods so that’s really ever uses them. And I mean,
all dressed up for the season all that I’m after. who can blame them. No-
and then run them into the Perky: Back when I start- body wants to read about
Free Press editor Max reindeer in front of them. ed, there was a real shortage the goings-on at the North
Dash
Winkelman spent a few Then they claim the injury of elves and our small shop Pole in June.
minutes chatting with some money and us average elves really started booming. You MW: Tell me Dash, are
of the elves as they stopped end up having to pay more. could pretty much work in there any good new toys on
Things have really
in 100 Mile House for the Dash: Santa’s changed a any department you want- the horizon?
Santa Claus Parade. little too. Forty years ago, ed. I chose the touring de- Dash: I liked the older changed in the last
MW: How’s the Christ- he took a bit of a back seat partment just to get away toys better. Those wood toys
mas season going? to going to church and cel- from the wife once a year. would last forever and they
Dash: Things have really ebrating the birth of Jesus. MW: Has anything else were a lot better for chil- years. Kids still want
changed in the last years. He’s been working very hard changed significantly work- dren’s development. There’s
Kids still want presents on stealing the spotlight ing for Santa in recent years? not much going on currently presents but we’re
but we’re getting fewer and and with all the parade’s Dash: Well, we used to be that’s very exciting.
fewer letters. That makes it he’s sometimes a little full a unionized shop but there Frost: That’s not true at
really hard to know what of himself. were too many concerns all! There are all kinds of getting fewer and
they want. Also, those of Frost: I actually love tour- that if we went on strike awesome toys being worked
us who don’t go on tour, ing and taking care of the that La Befana, Belsnick- on. When I was leaving, I
and instead spend their reindeer. I just live for the el or Ded Moroz and the saw a straw that you could fewer letters. That
time making toys, are a lit- smell of reindeer and see- Snow Maiden would take put straight through your
tle worried Santa’s going to ing all the smiling children’s over from Santa. ears and then when you makes it really hard
Frost move the toy manufacturing
away from the North Pole.
He says heating costs are
faces is a treat unto itself.
MW: How do you decide
on a career path as an elf ?
Frost: I for one think
things have really improved.
From a safety perspective,
drink a frosty drink straight
it would send you a message
with exactly how much of a to know what they
just getting to be too high. Dash: Well, you used to for example, every elf that brain freeze you got.
MW: Oh, wow. I had no just learn from your mom works with the reindeer MW: That sounds….
idea. or dad and that’s what you’d get a safety reinforced hat, great? Is there anything else
want. “
Frost: Dash always ex- end up doing but now you when it comes to lifting re- you would like to share?
aggerates a little. I’m sure need at least a university de- ally heavy packages we have Perky: Well there’s been
that things will be just fine. gree. Even then, you might a work-safe policy in place plenty of naughty children
Besides moving toy pro- struggle to find a decent and we have a set amount in the South Cariboo but
duction would be so much job. You pretty much end of time for each delivery. with coal going out of fash-
effort we’d all have jobs in up working in whatever You know exactly what to ion due to climate change
the logistics of it. department Santa has an expect each day and I really we’re not sure what we
MW: How about for you opening. like that. should put in their socks.
travelling elves, what’s your Frost: I just really want- MW: What do you do the We’d really appreciate peo-
biggest concern? ed to work with the touring rest of the year when you’re ple giving us some feed-
Perky: The insurance department because back at not on tour? back on what we should
rate on reindeer just keeps headquarters it’s the most Perky: Oh, Santa makes give the naughty children
Perky going up and up. There are open concept office. Also, us send out a whole bunch instead.
The Absolutely
Impossible
Christmas Quiz
Welcome to the 100 Mile Free Press’ Absolutely Impossible Christmas Quiz. As
the title says, it’s absolutely impossible so if you’re expecting to get an “A” grade,
you’ve got another thing coming, even if you’ve crammed for this all year.
Question 1: Question 4:
To approximately Charles Dickens wrote
Question 7:
What are you not allowed
how many children and first published A to do with a tree that
under the age of 14 Christmas Carol in 1843. you cut with a permit on
did Santa Claus deliver What was the special and Crown Land?
presents in 100 Mile close connection to 100
House in 2016? Mile House at that time?
Question 8:
Question 2:
In thousands of
Question 5:
If you cut down a tree
How many children
attended the Santa
Breakfast in the 108 last
kilometres, how far is in the 100 Mile House year?
100 Mile House from the cemetery to use as your
North Pole? Christmas tree, what’s the
maximum fine you could
face?
Question 8: 91
Question 7: Sell it
Question 6: 5 metres
Question 3:
In 1988, what did Grade 1 Question 6:
student Lindsay Valcourt If you get a permit for
Answers:
Question 5: $2,000
say Santa’s mom did not cutting a Christmas tree
one.
Question 4: This was a trick question. There wasn’t
Question 3: She doesn’t have time to watch TV have time to do? on Crown Land, what’s the
Question 2: 4,000 km. maximum height of tree
you are allowed to cut?
Question 1: About 245 children.
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perfect humility which through in all of this, for High. The Lord God circumstances and peo- our sins and give us His
flowed out of that love. example, were people in will give him the throne ple when He called and resurrected eternal life in
New Year
As the scripture says in the humblest of circum- of His father David, and chose a young shepherd His glorious Kingdom - if
Philippians, Jesus, “Who, stances, but yet chosen He will reign over Jacob’s boy named David to be we believe this good news
being in very nature God, by a God who looks descendents forever. His King of Israel and part of and are willing to receive
did not consider equality at the condition of the Kingdom will never end.” the genealogy of Jesus, so it by receiving Him as our
with God something to heart. When God sent (Luke 1:32,33) that one of the many titles Lord , Savior and King! Christmas is often called the
be used to his own ad- the angel to a young un- And when Jesus’ birth of this “Son of the Most This is the ultimate “hap- most wonderful time of the year
vantage: rather, he made married peasant girl an- happened in a lowly man- High” would also be the pily ever after” ending to for many reasons. For instance,
Himself nothing by tak- nouncing that she would ger, it was first announced “son of David.” the ultimate “Cinderella” it is the time that we perceive and
ing the very nature of a conceive and have a son, to the most insignificant In other words, the Son story come true…may it experience the beauty of our lovely
servant…” And so we see Mary humbly submitted folks; shepherds watching of God also became the be yours this Christmas! Cariboo environment; beauty that
everything else surround- to God’s will even though their flocks by night. And Son of Man for us by is brought out more vividly by the
ing the circumstances of she must have known speaking of insignificant coming to us as a human Pastor Bruce Wilcox crispiness of the fresh air and the
His coming that first something of the cost, shepherds, about a thou- being, in human flesh, Cariboo Presbyterian whiteness of the snow.
Christmas quite naturally and the stigma that would sand years before all of to live the only perfect Church Primarily, Christmas is a time we
celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ
who invites us to give love, show
Merry Christmas
love, share love and be loved. Lov-
ing and being loved is what makes
our community and entire universe
a wonderfully perfect place to live
in.
As we celebrate this most won-
derful time of the year we ask that
God bless us with Quietness of
Mind, Teach us to be Patient and
Raven Judy Dave Apryl Chrissy always to be Kind.
Have a Blessed Christmas and
a prosperous New Year.
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Dutch/Flemish
Merry Christmas
I will start with wishing you a
Merry Christmas! This is a
phrase we use and hear often
have reason to be merry.
When we use the phrase “I
wish you a Merry Christmas,”
as a baby. He grew up and taught
us. Are we only willing then to
make room for a memory, or for
always see happening around
us. People marginalize and di-
vide others into friends and
during this holiday season. But are we interested that our neigh- Christ’s teachings too? foes.
do we really mean it? Are we bour is well and happy? To fig- What did Jesus teach us? That Let us make room for who and
genuinely interested if the one ure that out, we must look into we can’t only depend on our- what we celebrate this season
whom we greet has reason to ourselves. It happens that we selves. That we can share what and practice it!
be merry? Let us consider those are occupied with ourselves: we have with others, and that we Then our wishing Merry
who have experienced losses and our successes and defeats, com- can forgive and reconcile with Christmas isn’t a trivial phrase,
misfortune this past year for a mitments, and everyday lives. each other; that we can accept but a well-meant and meaning-
moment. Also, when we broaden Are we willing to make room and love our neighbour; that we ful wish. It will also be received
our horizon and look at man- for what we celebrate at Christ- have a genuine interest in the as such!
kind around the world, we have mas? God became man in Jesus well-being of people around Bernd Hedtfeld
to agree that many people don’t Christ. But Jesus did not remain us! However, this isn’t what we New Apostolic Church
Danish
The 100 Mile House Free Press It’s got a hidden sentence. Can you figure out what it is?
Christmas Crossword
Across: 9. Characteristic of Lloyd Christmas
1. Single number and Harry Dunne
4. C 10. Maine
9. Harry and Marv, e.g. 11. Type of soil, contains sand, silt
10. 5,280 foot and clay
12. Buddy Holly song 13. But nevertheless
14. Not more than 15. Helium
17. Best not built out of straw or 16. Part of a machine worked by foot
sticks 20. Rainbow
18. They say it’s All Right Now 24. Sugary fluid
19. City in Iraq 25. Characteristic of a joke
21. To allow 26. Common contraction
22. Distribute ideas worth spreading 28. A close friend
23. Head of some Islamic countries 29. City in Piedmont region of Italy
25. A good Christmas tree 30. White religious garb
27. Tree also known as wattles 31. God
30. Merry Christmas by Mariah 32. Middle class
Carey, e.g. 33. To lie scattered
33. Santa when played by Billy Bob 34. Type of beer
Thornton 36. Hot bright orb, Spanish
35. The fourth estate 41. Lord of the Rings race
37. Seen in wallets and on lakes 43. Famous Pixar movie
38. Something that jingles 45. SI unit of electrical resistance
39. Moving to a location 46. Rogers Arena, Scotiabank Arena,
40. Famous Mars Old Trafford, e.g.
42. Type of sense 48. Golden calf, plural
43. Opening to a famous idiom about 49. A town in Hiroshima prefecture,
cows also a component of blood
44. Type of wood decay 50. Ritual gesture in Hinduism
46. James Bond 51. R egional intergovernmental or-
47. Saviour ganization in Asia
50. Rare synonym for mothers 52. Slave in the feudal system
53. Hominoidea 53. Main division of a play
55. Daughter of Aeetes 54. Used in movies and plays
56. River in Sussex 56. Oregon
57. Geometrical figure consisting 58. Cunning
of two intersecting lines or bars 59. Abbreviated unit of time
60. Syntactic arrangement 61. Always ___ my mind
62. Type of linen or cotton fabric
63. Past principle of lie
64. Won the Battle of Britain
65. Multiple souls
66. Adult male
Down
1. Very odd, French
2. Well known
3. Yelled by lumberjacks
4. German state, contains Frankfurt
5. Homer Simpson catch phrase
6. 17th letter of the Greek alphabet
7. Cheerful
8. Medical quantity
Greenlandic
Christmas Questions:
What’s your favourite Christmas
memory and what are you doing
this year?
Helen Stone
Vera Sturmey “Years ago, when we had the chil-
dren [and they were] young. Hiding
Helen Desjarlais
“It goes a way back. A couple of their presents on them on Christ-
years stick out... We used to own the mas Eve. Trying to find hiding plac-
restaurant [Ralph’s in Lac la Hache] es for them in the house and then
Jeffrey Newman
“I guess when all my children were and did all that work for them. Had disguising their presents in different
little babies, you know, and all the family Christmas dinner for them or what- shape boxes so they wouldn’t know
had babies. To watch all these little ones ever.” what was in the boxes.”
come in, I love that. Now it’s just adults. It’s all about spending it with She says they used to dress it up
Well, we have a couple of babies but it’s people you like, he says and make gingerbread homes. She says she’s looking forward to
too far away to come.” Jeffrey said he’s got a lot of “We did everything. There was a Christmas this year and will proba-
Helen said that this year she’s going to Christmas decorations up all lot of people that didn’t have Christ- bly be going to her son and daugh-
all the bake sales to buy baking. around the house and will have a mas so we had them for Christmas.” ter in laws’ with her great grandson
nice Christmas dinner. For this year, she says, she just and children there.
hopes it’s a nice one.
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Disagreement amongst
judges at bake-off
Despite strong dis- And next year, I hope himself. the law enforcement to
Jayme Klingbell is presented
with the winning trophy, a
rolling pin, by judges Staff
Sgt. Svend Nielsen (left),
agreement amongst we see this table burst- “I did enjoy all the talk?” Cariboo-Chilcotin MLA Donna
judges at the annual ing with more people pieces. My personal The third judge, 100 Barnett and 100 Mile Fire
100 Mile Free Press entering,” she said. favourite was rejected Mile House fire chief Chief Roger Hollander.
Bake Off, a winner was “The reason two of by the other two judg- Roger Hollander, tried Max Winkelman photo.
selected. us picked the winning es which was highly to ease tensions.
The 100 Mile Free entry was the flavour questionable in their “I wanna thank ev-
Press’ own Jayme and the consistency. decision-making skills eryone that contrib-
Klingbell won the com- The flavour in that and I feel that some of uted to the bake-off. I
n k y o u t o a l l of
Tha ers for your
petition with Mocha cookie just burst out the judges’ taste buds think this is the Stanley
Crinkle Cookies. in your mouth. It’s have diminished, pos- Cup of the bake-offs,
Cariboo-Chilcotin
MLA Donna Barnett
amazing. Every other
one was great. The
sibly with age.”
Nielsen said there was
to be honest with you.
I think it’s fantastic. our customd support.
seemed to take on the RCMP had a lot of a need for a forum with The entries were just
continue orward to
We lookinf the future!
role of unofficial leader- trouble making a deci- blind voting. impeccable and I think
ship amongst the three sion as usual. He picked “I think this whole we got it right. I think
serving you
judges.” a good one but not as presence of a dignified the judges got it right
“The entries were good as this one,” she politician could be a this year. I think it was
great. Great presen- said referring to RCMP problem in the future.” a tough call but I think
tation. Very tasty and Staff Sgt. Svend Niel- During the interview we got it right at the end Wishing you all a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!
you know it’s a lot of sen. with Nielsen, Barnett of the day. From all the staff at The 108 Supermarket
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Ingredients: espresso powder, salt and baking soda. Sift
Merry Christmas
½ cup All-purpose flour all these ingredients and keep aside.
In another mixing bowl, cream together
½ cup Unsweetened cocoa powder butter, brown sugar, granulated sugar, egg
¼ cup Sugar +1 tbsp granulated white and vanilla extract.
¼ cup Brown sugar +1 tbsp Add the sifted flour mixture into the wet ingredients.
1 tsp Vanilla extract
1 tbsp Instant espresso powder
Mix everything until you have a crumbly mixture.
At this point, stop the mixer and knead the mixture with your hands into a ball of dough. If the
dough is still a little dry and crumbly, add some milk or water (1 tsp at a time) to the dough
From our families to yours.
3 tbsp Butter melted and cooled and knead again.
¼ tsp Salt Take portions of the dough and roll into balls roughly 1.5 inches big.
¼ tsp Baking soda Roll them in a plate full of granulated sugar.
Place the cookie balls on a cookie tray lined with parchment paper and chill in the fridge for
1 Egg White from a large egg at least 30 minutes
Extra granulated sugar for rolling Bake at 350 degrees for about 8-10 minutes or until the sides are slightly crispy.
cookie dough balls Let the cookies cool down on a cookie tray. Then, store them in an airtight plastic container at
room temperature for up to 3 days.
Japanese
ROTARY DINNER Linda Cox and Miriam Livingston roll the dice for the table’s centre piece at the 100 Mile House Rotary
Wishing you a
Christmas Dinner at the Community Hall on Dec. 1. Because it was the 40th year of the dinner, the club decided to make it a
little special by raffling off two Adirondack chairs and having the tables play games. In one game, each member of the table
rolled two dice. The person who rolled the highest number got the centrepiece displayed on the table. Brendan Kyle Jure photo.
Winter Wonderland
May all your trails be snow-covered,
May all your days be bright,
May your sleds be filled with gasoline,
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COATS FOR ALL Andrew
Hofmarks shows off just two
for entertaining during the
holiday season.
of the coats they collected.
In total, they got 289 warm
winter coats, compared to 270
in 2017 and 252 in 2016, 161
light coats/vests/sweaters/
hoodies, compared to 119 in
2017 and 56 in 2016, as well
as 35 snow pants and snow
suits, 270 scarves/gloves/
mitts/toques/hats and 43
socks/boots as well as some
miscellaneous items. Max
Winkelman photo.
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Merry Christmas!
From the 100 Mile Free Press Team
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When Tom woke up, he smelled of bour’s wagon while I waited for you
om was sitting in the restau- horse and was being shaken around to come over and boy let me tell you, I
rant eating an early dinner a fair bit. When he opened his eyes, didn’t know spurs could scratch metal
by himself when his phone he saw kind of dirty white fabric like that. Though mind you, I’m not
buzzed. For a fleeting moment, the stretched some feet above him. When sure what good a wagon like that is
absolutely smallest of smiles could he sat up, he immediately realized that anyways. It seems impossible to hook
be seen in the corners of his mouth he was inside a covered wagon, which a horse up to. Anyways, the name’s
but it was just that, fleeting. struck him as really odd. Tom wasn’t Angus Nottuln. That’s a fancy town
“Merry Christmas from your den- sure he’d ever seen one of those, other in Germany you know. So regardless
tist,” Tom’s most recent email read. than one parked on the side of the of what these dusty ragged clothes
Before that, his list of emails included road in Clinton a few years ago. Cer- may impress upon you, you’re dealing
two more Christmas greetings, one tainly, there weren’t a whole lot of with a classy fella here.”
from his bank and one from his cell them left. A cold wind was howling Tom had a million questions but
phone provider. Three notifications through the wagon, making it creak, Angus rattled on so quickly it was
that said his bill was ready, from his which added to the sound of fresh impossible to get a word in edgewise.
bank, cell phone provider and inter- snow being crushed under the wheels. “Just wanted to let you know not to
net provider and an email reminding Tom didn’t recognize the clothes he worry too much about the dent in my
him of his next dental cleaning. None was wearing at all. gold pan. I don’t really plan on doing
of them were personal emails. “Ah Tom, you’re awake. Good,” said any panning anytime soon. There’s a
He’d finished hauling his last load the driver of the wagon. “I bet you’re reason afterall there are fewer miners
of logs for the week and was eating wondering what happened. Well, you coming up than there used to be. I just
dinner as usual. The restaurant was himself envious of Scrooge who had in his chair and picked up a book. fell into a time hole. That is after I hit drive. Some fella left the pan a few
fairly full but the tables around him a clerk and nephew to talk to. After Tom wasn’t sure how much time you in the back of the head with my months ago. Said something about
were all empty. Another gentleman a long while, he took a left turn onto had gone by when he looked up and gold pan anyways. Put a bit of a dent cattle before heading off. Ah, look at
was also sitting by himself checking a gravel road. A large red sign noted saw a light moving at the neighbours’ into it actually.” that will ya, nothing better than a nice
his phone. Tom had stared at him for “Private property.” Another one in house across the lake. He grabbed Tom started making his way to the sunrise. Especially in the winter. Can
a bit but the gentleman never looked black and white said “No Trespass- his binoculars that were sitting on a front. you just turn off the lantern there.”
up from his phone. ing.” shelf and looked out the window. The “Just watch your head there. You’d Angus pulled the wagon to a halt
He finished up, gave the waitress a He drove down the gravel road, light was moving as if someone was think with a pot hanging there like but before Tom had a chance to move,
generous tip and decided to go for a which had a solid nearly a foot of walking around with a flashlight but that people would know to duck. not that he had any idea what to do,
stroll down Birch Avenue past all the snow on it, for ten to fifteen minutes he couldn’t see what was going on. Yet, everyone seems to want to test Angus had already jumped off and
stores. He didn’t have any shopping to before a house emerged. It had the The neighbours had gone to Flor- which is harder, their head or the turned it off.
do but liked seeing all the decorations absolute best Christmas display any- ida for the winter and in order to pot. I have to say, we don’t have any “Thanks for the help Tom,” some-
and Christmas activity. where in the Cariboo. Out on a hill get to the house at all, you had to of that stuff that looks like it’s solid how Angus actually sounded sincere.
Up ahead some young girls were beside the house sat a big sleigh with drive by Tom’s first. Furthermore, metal but really doesn’t hold up to Perhaps Angus was too used to talking
inviting passersby to come to their eight lifesize reindeer in front. The there were no other neighbours for anything. I sat on top of your neigh- to himself. Tom was about to say
Christmas concert that evening. Tom whole display was covered in white at least five kilometres if not more.
let out a deep sigh and crossed the Christmas lights. With how dark it The neighbours were paying Tom a
road before they got to him. Even was outside, you could have taken a small fee to keep an eye on their place
another night at home reading a book picture and it would have looked like while they were gone for the winter.
seemed better than being ignored at it was flying in the night sky. He put his coat back on, put on his
a big social event. He stared at the Where Tom parked his truck, old- toque and started up his snowmobile.
ground as they passed on the other style lanterns lit up the area. Driving over he couldn’t see the
side of the street. He kept on walk- The house itself was absolutely cov- path he’d made the last time he went
ing, dragging his feet a little, before ered in lights from red ones along the over a few days ago. Nor could he see
noticing a cat lying in a windowsill roof to icicle lights along the window any fresh tracks of any kind.
above one of the shops. He stared and more white lights in the shape of When he got to the neighbour’s
at it for a while before he moved on. snowmen along the walls. The win- house, he stopped outside the yard,
Up ahead, a cashier who’d checked dows had little elves painted into the whipped out his binoculars and took
his groceries and had been really corners. another look. The light was still mov-
friendly was walking in his direction. Right where he took off his boots, ing around in the house. He took
He smiled but she didn’t notice and there were two little metal bowls, both out his hunting rifle and decided to
walked right past him. empty. He went into the kitchen and slowly walk the remaining distance.
In one of the stores, a big sign said, put the lights on the counter beside When he got to the house, the door
“Christmas lights 30 per cent off.” He four more boxes of Christmas lights. was locked. He looked through the
opened the door and walked in. He There was also a little bit of mail. window but couldn’t see anyone. He
picked up two boxes of Christmas A statement from the bank and a quietly unlocked the door. Inside, an
lights and proceeded to the till. He letter that read “thank you for your old portable oil lamp stood burn-
paid and got into his car. donation.” On top of it lay a little ing on the table beside the door. He
He paid for the items, got in his collar that read “Tigger.” In the walked in but didn’t see anyone. Then,
truck and set off on Highway 97. On whole house, there was not a single out of nowhere, he felt something hit
the radio, they were reading stave one photograph. him in the back of the head and he
of A Christmas Carol. Tom found He made a cup of tea, sat down passed out.
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you’re welcome but before he had a Al and Angus unloaded a few crates
chance to do so, Angus continued on. and started stabling the horses. Tom,
“You know I really like this new being of no use whatsoever when it
lantern I’ve got. Some people like to came to that, went inside.
hold on to things from the past but ob- There was a large wood stove. In
jectively, this new lantern burns a lot front of it stood a pair of sizeable
longer. On a separate note, I really…” comfortable chairs. In the back, there
Tom finally interrupted. were a table and four chairs. On a
“Why am I here and where the hell single shelf stood five books. Tom
are we going!?” let out a bit of a sigh when he walked
“As far as I’m concerned, you’re here over to the shelf. Two of the five were
because of your own doing. I mean I catalogues, there were also two copies
know I’m the one that hit you in the of the Bible, the last was a copy of
head and everything but that’s beside Frankenstein. Tom picked the book
the point. Anyways, we’re here and up, sat down and started reading.
I’ve got three stops to make. After He could still feel the cold wind
that, you can do whatever you please.” blowing and with little light other than
Angus kept talking for as long as from the fireplace which was more
there was daylight. Tom didn’t say a smouldering than burning brightly, he
word the whole time. Tom could hear had to strain to make out the words.
Angus just fine but somehow the cold He was about five pages in when Al
wind stripped all meaningfulness from and Angus came bursting through the
what he said. A couple of times Tom door laughing.
had picked up a hitchhiker while driv- Angus and Al went to the back
ing his truck, but after a few polite but table. They lit a light and started
meaningful questions, it just turned playing cards. After finishing the first
into awkward silence. Tom thought chapter, it had gotten too dark to con-
it felt very much like that. He stared tinue reading the book from where
off into the distance. Despite the Tom was sitting. A big gust of wind
sun being up and removing the need came in through a crack and gave him
for the lantern, the low winter sun the shivers. After contemplating it for
and overcast skies meant it felt very ten or fifteen minutes, Tom decided
dark. he didn’t really have any choice other
Tom had a lot of questions. How than to join them. Although he severe-
long were they going to be on the ly doubted they would have anything passengers a la Jonah.” was nearly 20 years George’s junior.” even chewed a hole in the back of
road? What direction and where were to talk about. “We’ve seen ‘em you know,” said Most people would have seen right his pants.”
they travelling to? But it didn’t seem He walked up to the table. Angus. “I was travelling with Al over through the whole story but not good- Tom, Al and Angus all burst out
like he would get much of an answer. “Have you gentlemen ever played here and Frederick ‘The Barrel’ Vre- natured Fred, Al added before Angus laughing.
Besides, it would be rude to interrupt Texas hold ‘em?” develt. Me and Al knew they had just once again continued on. “Of course Fred was completely
Angus. “No, but you’re about to teach us,” left 70 Mile ahead of us. The Barrel, “Of course none of it wasn’t true. flustered and turned bright red. The
Before long, heavy snow started said Angus. Al stood up. oblivious to everything as usual, had Neither of us even knew anyone old lady reamed him out about going
falling. It was blinding Tom. He “I’m going to add some wood to no idea. When we left, we made up named George but after going on too fast to boot too. Best part is, we
couldn’t see very far ahead and even the fire and grab us some drinks. This this fella named George Auburn. We about it for three hours or so, Fred helped the wagon driver get back
Angus, who was sitting close beside could get interesting.” told him old George was pleasant was well convinced. We were still on the road and drove to the Bridge
him, seemed to disappear in the snow Al quickly filled the woodstove, enough but nearly 45 years old and talking about George when we heard Creek House with him. Fred married
and darkness. which instantly burned much hotter. had never even kissed a gal before on a ruckus up ahead. Fred and his horse his daughter not two weeks later.”
After the sun had set, a little light When Al came back into the room he account of his seven-deuce hand in launched around the corner. The sight The three men kept playing and con-
could be seen shimmering in the dis- lit a second light and poured all three the looks department.” of the camels had spooked a team versation, tall tales, and the occasional
tance. of them a drink. Fred was fearless except in one de- of horses and caused a wagon to go card trick all flowed easily until late
“Ah, the first of our stops.” After they’d been playing for a bit partment, added Al. He had never straight off the road. Fred’s horse, in the night.
Angus pulled his wagon up to a large Angus interrupted them. dared talk to a girl before. Angus which was in a near full gallop at that The next morning as they were
log building. “Take a look at this, you’re gonna continued the tale. point, didn’t react much different- getting ready to hit the road, Tom
“Welcome to the Clinton Hotel,” have an absolute gas,” Angus said to “We told Fred that one day, a couple ly. First, it reared up but Fred, for interrupted.
he said. Tom as he pulled out a little tin and of years ago, George heard some com- whom it was a miracle he didn’t roll “Can’t we stay for another day since
When Tom stepped off it was right took an old piece of newspaper out motion up around the bend. George off a horse that wasn’t moving at all, you’re ahead of schedule? It’s been a
into a slushy puddle. of it. made it around the corner and, low somehow managed to hold on. When good long while since I had such a
Angus rang the bell on his coach The old piece of newspaper read and behold, a wagon was being at- it came down, it bolted, took a sharp good time.”
and a gentleman came outside. “The Camels are Coming!” The article tacked by a moose. Well, George turn and this time Fred went flying “Sorry, I would like to stay ahead
“Ah if that isn’t Un Nut. I wasn’t continued mockingly, “and after they managed to scare the beast off and right on top of this old school teacher of schedule.”
expecting to see you until the 17th.” have been disposed of, a number of one of the gals riding in the coach lady. She’d been riding on the wagon Outside the cold winter wind was
“You know darn well it’s Nottuln trained whales will be placed on the was so impressed they were married but had made it off before things went howling.
and I made good headway. This is route between Victoria and the Sti- not even two weeks later. We made sideways completely. Before Fred had They spent a few more minutes be-
Tom. Tom, this is Al Francis.” kine River carrying freight and inside the tale taller still by telling him she a chance to move, one of the camels fore Angus said, “Time to go.”
of the season,
BAPTIST CHURCH
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CHURCH
Hwy 97, at Tatton Stn. Rd. Sunday, Dec. 23