How many did God kill vs Satan?

How many people did God kill in the Bible?

It's impossible to say for sure, but plenty. How many did God drown in the flood or burn to
death in Sodom and Gomorrah? How many first-born Egyptians did he kill? There's just no
way to count them all. This list doesn't include those figures.

SAB, Brick Number

Testament Killed Cumulative
Total

Lot's wife for looking back Gen.19:26, BT 1 1

Er who was "wicked in the sight of the Gen.38:7, BT 1 2

Lord"

Onan for spilling his seed Gen.38:10, BT 1 3

For dancing naked around Aaron's golden Ex.32:27-28, 35, BT 3000 3003
calf

Aaron's sons for offering strange fire Lev.10:1-3, 2 3005

before the Lord Num.3:4, 26:61, BT

A blasphemer Lev.24:10-23, BT 1 3006

A man who picked up sticks on the Sabbath Num.15:32-36, BT 1 3007

Korah, Dathan, and Abiram (and their Num.16:27, BT 12+ 3019+

families)

Burned to death for offering incense Num.16:35, 26:10, 250 3269+

BT

For complaining Num.16:49, BT 14,700 17,969+

For "committing whoredom with the Num.25:9, BT 24,000 41,969+

daughters of Moab"

Midianite massacre (32,000 virgins were Num.31:1-35, BT 90,000+ 131,969+

kept alive)

God tells Joshua to stoned to death Achan Joshua 7:10-12, 24- 5+ 131,974+
(and his family) for taking the accursed 26, BT
thing.

God tells Joshua to attack Ai and do what Joshua 8:1-25, BT 12,000 143,974+
he did to Jericho (kill everyone).

God delivered Canaanites and Perizzites Judges 1:4, BT 10,000 153,974+

Ehud delivers a message from God: a knife Jg.3:15-22, BT 1 153,975+

into the king's belly

1
God delivered Moabites Jg.3:28-29, BT 10,000 163,975+

God forces Midianite soldiers to kill each Jg.7:2-22, 8:10, BT 120,000 283,975+
other.

The Spirit of the Lord comes on Samson Jg.14:19, BT 30 284,005+

The Spirit of the Lord comes mightily on Jg.15:14-15, BT 1000 285,005+

Samson

Samson's God-assisted act of terrorism Jg.16:27-30, BT 3000 288,005+

"The Lord smote Benjamin" Jg.20:35-37, BT 25,100 313,105+

More Benjamites Jg.20:44-46 25,000 338,105+

For looking into the ark of the Lord 1 Sam.6:19 50,070 388,175+

God delivered Philistines 1 Sam.14:12 20 388,195+

Samuel (at God's command) hacks Agag to 1 Sam.15:32-33 1 388,196+

death

"The Lord smote Nabal." 1 Sam.25:38 1 388,197+

Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from 2 Sam.6:6-7, 1 1 388,198+

falling Chr.13:9-10

David and Bathsheba's baby boy 2 Sam.12:14-18 1 388,199+

Seven sons of Saul hung up before the Lord 2 Sam.21:6-9 7 388,206+

From plague as punishment for David's 2 Sam.24:13, 1 70,000+ 458,206+

census (men only; probably 200,000 if Chr.21:7
including women and children)

A prophet for believing another prophet's 1 Kg.13:1-24 1 458,207+

lie

God delivers the Syrians into the Israelites' 1 Kg.20:28-29 100,000 558,207+
hands

God makes a wall fall on Syrian soldiers 1 Kg.20:30 27,000 585,207+

God sent a lion to eat a man for not killing 1 Kg.20:35-36 1 585,208+
a prophet

Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong 2 Kg.1:2-4, 17, 2 1 585,209+

god. Chr.22:7-9

Burned to death by God 2 Kg.1:9-12 102 585,311+

God sends two bears to kill children for 2 Kg.2:23-24 42 585,343+

2
 making fun of Elisha's bald head

Trampled to death for disbelieving Elijah 2 Kg.7:17-20 1 585,344+

Jezebel 2 Kg.9:33-37 1 585,355+

God sent lions to kill "some" foreigners 2 Kg.17:25-26 3+ 585,358+

Sleeping Assyrialdiers 2 Kg.19:35, 2 185,000 770,358+

Chr.32:21, Is.37:36

Saul 1 Chr.10:14 1 770,359+

God delivers Israel into the hands of Judah 2 Chr.13:15-17 500,000 1,270,359+

Jeroboam 2 Chr.13:20 1 1,270,360+

"The Lord smote the Ethiopians." 2 Chr.14:9-14 1,000,000 2,270,360+

God kills Jehoram by making his bowels 2 Chr.21:14-19 1 2,270,361+

fall out

Ezekiel's wife Ezek.24:15-18 1 2,270,362+

Ananias and Sapphira Acts 5:1-10 2 2,270,364+

Herod 2,270,365+
Acts 12:23, BT 1

But how does this compare with Satan? How many did he kill in the Bible?

Well SAB can only find ten, and even these he shares with God, since God allowed him to do it as a part of a bet. Steve's talking about
the seven sons and three daughters of Job.There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job ... And there were born unto him
seven sons and three daughters. And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the
earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? Then Satan answered the LORD ... put forth thine hand
now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face. And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy
power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD. And there was a day when his
sons and his daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house...And, behold, there came a great wind from the
wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to
tell thee. -- Job 1:1-19

So it seems that both Satan and God share the blame (or the credit) for these killings. If so, then the tally would be: