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WHAT? NO ANGELS?
The Story:
The Characters:
Choruses:
Directors Notes:
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Rundown
(copy for all teachers, stage hands, lighting, sound, costume and other helpers to make notes on)
OVERTURE
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Rundown – cont.
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Scene 1
(D.J. enters center while, Jane and Carol enter left. D.J. pulls a
notice from the board and speaks from center mike. Jane crosses to
center as he calls her name. Carol holds at mike three, which is at
child height.)
D.J.: Hey, Jane! Tryouts for the Christmas pageant will be held at
church this Friday. And look, the Pageant's on Sunday. That's not
much time.
Jane: This is one year when you don't have to worry. Paula Powers
is going to direct.
Jane: Paula's in television in New York. I don’t know what she does
exactly, but she used to work for the Muppets, then Sesame Street.
Mom said she's going to spend Christmas, here, with her parents,
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D.J.: I hope she knows what she's doing. She'll have to pull it
together in a couple of days.
Jane: With her experience, this will be the biggest and best pageant
this town has ever seen.
Lisa: (Standing so the others notice her for the first time) Do you
have to be able to sing to be in the pageant?
D.J.: Oh, no. Sometimes they have a narrator and all kinds of other
characters. It depends on the pageant.
Lisa: Tryouts? How do you know what part to try out for?
D.J.: Mary's the—But you must know. Haven't you ever been to
Sunday school?
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D.J.: (Exchanges glances with Jane and Carol. They feel concerned,
but don't know how to handle this.) Well--
Jane: Of course, you can. Review the Christmas Story and decide
what part you want to play.
D.J: No—the real Christmas story isn't like that. You should read it,
yourself.
Jane: (Crosses to Lisa). It's in the Bible. Don't you have a Bible?
Jane: We have several. Why don't you walk home with us? We'll
give you a copy.
Lisa: (Speaking as they exit stage right) Will it tell me about the star?
Carol: Nods
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Scene Two
(Lights up)
(Lisa enters carrying a Good News Bible. She is reading and walks
slowly across the front as she did before.)
(Blackout on Stage)
(Prop people remove bulletin board and place a table and chair at
stage right and one at stage Left).
Scene 3
Mrs. Powers: I want to thank all of you for coming to tryouts today,
and I'm sorry for the delay. Paula expected to be here at three, but
she called on her cell phone and said she ran into a traffic jam--
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Mark: Here I am, but you call me little brother again and you'll be
sorry.
Paula: (Looking Mark over.) Boy, have you grown. Seems like
yesterday, that you were this big, and you were in you first Christmas
pageant--
Mark: I'll never forget that. I was three years old. You sang the first
line, then I came in like an echo--
(Music intro)
Paula: Mom, you won't believe this play. Big Bird and the Sesame
Street gang give a Christmas party and invite the Muppets.
Paula: We'll talk later, Mom. Right now, I've got to start these
tryouts. You take the names and the characters I assign everyone
and get their phone numbers. (Mrs. Powers nods, crosses to table at
stage right and sits) And Mark—you want to be my assistant and
help me produce a show this town will never forget.
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Paula: If you grovel and kowtow enough. (She points to stage left)
Set up shop out there in the hallway.
Paula: Great. And since there’s no Joseph in this play, you're going
to be Kermit the Frog and sing that song. Now go get your costume.
Lisa: (Rises and starts upstage, carrying her book bag, which
contains her Bible) How can you not have Joseph in the pageant?
Paula: Little Girl, raise your hand if you have a question. But do it
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Mrs. Powers: Next we have a girl who would like to be Mary and
sing “Silent Night.”
(Girl Singer enters with a big smile and her front teeth blacked out.)
(Music Intro)
Lisa: (Standing) But you've got to have Mary in the pageant. She
was Jesus' mom, and she really went through it.
Paula: (Startled, she drops the clip board, then recovers.) And who
are you?
Trouble: (Thinks for a minute) Ahhhh—I don't think so. (He exits
to seat down front.)
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Mrs. Powers: Next we have (gives the children's real names.) They
don't want to sing, but they'd like speaking parts.
Girl Actor: “And in that region, there were shepherds watching over
their flocks by night. And an angel of the Lord shown around them,
and they were filled with fear. And the angel said…the angel said…”
I can’t remember what the angel said.
Boy Actor: And the angel said, “Do not be afraid. Lo, I come to
bring news of incredible joy--
Paula: Good enough, folks. (To Young Girl) How would you like to
be Big Bird? It’s a great part for a tomboy. Big Bird reads the Night
Before Christmas with the help of that mouse who’s not supposed to
be stirring. (She turns to Young Boy) And you’ll be perfect in the part
of the mouse. Now, both of you go in the other room and start
practicing with Mark. (She studies clipboard)
Lisa: Um, excuse me? (Lisa tries raising her hand, but Paula
ignores her). I like the shepherds. They were all poor and had it
really rough…sort of like me. Don’t you think it’s cool that God would
speak to them, when there were all these rich people hanging around
in Bethlehem, and He could have been a total snob about it—
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Paula: Because you’re very dramatic. But real actors and actresses
have to listen and take a lot of orders. Think you can swing that?
Paula: Good! I thought so. Sit down. Listen, don’t talk. Who's
next, Mom?
Mrs. Powers: That little girl over there (points to Young Ballet
Dancer in an angel costume). She says all she ever wanted to do
was dance. She wants to be a dancing angel.
(Lisa sits.)
Paula: Yeah, but they sell tickets. Go try on the costume and see if
it fits.
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Lisa: But you have to have angels. Angels told the shepherds that it
would all be okay! When they were cold, and grimy, and felt
worthless compared to the rich people, and….didn’t have shower
water! We had our water shut off once…for two whole weeks! You
think that feels good? You think I wouldn’t have loved to have an
angel come down and explain that whole mess to me?
Paula: (Impatiently) Hon. I’m sure you’re joking, and I love your
enthusiasm, okay? I just can’t deal with your noise! Sit. Down.
Now! (Lisa sits, shaking her head that she wasn’t joking. Paula turns
to her mother) What's next, Mom?
Joyful, Joyful
Friend: Is she going to make us dress up in, like, yellow bird outfits?
Pastor promised us we wouldn’t look like idiots…
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Paula: (Studies her clip board) Well, it looks like I've found a part for
everybody.
Lisa: I'd like to be the narrator. Of the Christmas Story. I like the
whole, real Christmas Story.
Lisa: (to the air) Oh great. First, I’m an orphan. Then, I’m a welfare
brat. Now, I find out about these very cool angels and shepherds and
Kings being born in welfare-type places. I felt special for a couple
minutes when I read the Christmas story. And you want me to be a
pig??? Do some things never change??
Paula: (Distracted, pulls Miss Piggy nose from her bag) She's the
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Lisa: (She glances down studying the nose for a moment, then
shakes her head) I don't want to be Miss Piggy. She has nothing to
do with who I want to play.
Lisa: (thinks about it for a moment) Sorry. I don’t want New York.
New York isn’t good enough. I want angels. I want them to tell me it
will be okay for me, too. I want…to feel…loved.
Paula: (Staring after her) That is one strange child. (After a pause,
she turns and speaks to the children) Okay, that's all for today, kids.
But everybody be back tomorrow at the same time for dress
rehearsal. (Waving) Thanks for coming.
(Paula goes to the card table and is gathering up her things as Pastor
enters and stands beside Mrs. Powers.
Paula: (Turns, sees Tim and speaks. Obviously pleased with herself)
So, what did you think of tryouts?
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Pastor: Well--
Paula: I thought things went well, except for that kid who made no
sense at all.
Pastor: Lisa.
Paula: Well, we're better off without her. But hey, you still haven't
told me what you thought of our first session.
Mrs. Powers: (With a sigh) Frankly, I'm surprised you don't have
Mickey Mouse in the cast.
Paula: Lisa? Look, some kids just have a sad way of looking at
everything. They drag everybody else down—if you let them. I
offered the kid a part. A good one. She snubbed me!
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of the year. Lisa's didn't even know who Mary was. She didn't know
where to find the Christmas story, either. The Clark children just told
me they gave her a Bible. That child learned everything she knew
about the Christmas story—alone, in her room probably, and maybe
by a candle because the electric was off. Maybe some kids’ pain
gives them special insight. But look—(He picks up the Bible and
sighs) She left it here. I hope this doesn't mean she won't read the
Bible anymore. She moved here with her grandmother a few weeks
ago, and we don't even know her last name.
Paula: (Paula stares after them, then waves them off in disgust) Will I
ever learn to stay away from amateurs? In New York, my word is
gospel and—(She breaks off, thinking and picks up the Bible)
Gospel? (She opens the Bible to the bookmark Lisa had left. She
reads thoughtfully)… That night there were shepherds staying in the
fields nearby, guarding their flocks of sheep.
Lisa’s voice: We had our water shut off once…for two whole weeks!
You think that feels good?
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Lisa’s Voice: You think I wouldn’t have loved to have an angel come
down and explain that whole mess to me?
Paula: “I bring you good news that will bring great joy to all
people…”
Lisa’s Voice: I felt special for a couple minutes when I read the
Christmas story.
Mark: (Enters) Don’t tell me. My sister is reading a Bible. What’s up,
sister?
Paula:…For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a Savior…
(Puts hand on Mark’s after he lays it on her shoulder).
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Mark: (Pulls her out of the chair) Sing with me like you used to when
nobody was looking. Betcha you didn’t hate it as much as you think
you did…
Paula: (She stands thinking during applause, then grabs the clip
board her mother has left on the table, pulls a cell phone from her
purse and speaks while dialing) So, brother. Shall we collaborate?
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(Lights out. Prop people remove card tables and chairs, but leave the
chair at Stage Left for the narrator to sit on during the shepherds’
scene. They set the manger scene at Stage Right, and a large rock at
Center Stage. It should be up stage far enough for the shepherds to
hide behind it when the angels appear.)
Scene Four
(Lights Up)
(Stage lights out. Music continues under. Shepherds take their place
at stage center.)
Lisa: However, some people out there would have understood how
a thing like this could happen. There were some shepherds in that
part of the country who had to sleep outside so their sheep wouldn’t
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Angel 1: Don’t be afraid! I bring you good news, which will bring
great joy to the entire world. For unto you, in the City of David, a
savior is born, and he is Christ the Lord.
Angels: Glory to God in the highest and on earth, peace and good
will toward men.
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(Angels exit)
Shepherd 2: No way. We all saw it. And heard it, too. A savior has
been born. Christ the Lord.
Shepherd 3: But of all the people in the world, why would we be the
ones the angel would tell? We're not important. We're just (smells
his armpit and grimaces) shepherds.
Shepherd 1: The angel said the star would be a sign, and we would
find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in the manger. Let's
go…see what happens.
(After second verse they cross to manger. Lisa speaks while they
walk)
Lisa: Then, wise men from the east saw the star. They were all,
“Woe,” because they couldn’t believe it finally happened. So they got
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all these weird, Wise-men gifts together, they followed the star until it
led them to the manger. They were probably grossed out by the
accommodations, but whatever. They were happy to see the baby.
We Three Kings
(Three Kings)
Lisa: Christmas is a simple story for simple people who want the
simple truth: God loves you. He cares enough to become like you—
no matter how big your troubles seem. And that's what Christmas is
all about.
(Entire cast sings the Gift of Love as they take their places on stage
for the finale)
The Gift of Love
Entire Cast
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