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Asking Good Questions

This document provides patronizing and sexist guidelines for understanding women. It claims that women are inherently evil, know everything including men's thoughts, and will talk endlessly if given the chance. It advises men to pretend to listen to women by nodding along, and to buy them frequent gifts to keep them happy. The document also warns that distinguishing a woman's actual meaning from what she says can be dangerous, and that their delicate nature makes them impossible to fully understand or please.

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Asking Good Questions

This document provides patronizing and sexist guidelines for understanding women. It claims that women are inherently evil, know everything including men's thoughts, and will talk endlessly if given the chance. It advises men to pretend to listen to women by nodding along, and to buy them frequent gifts to keep them happy. The document also warns that distinguishing a woman's actual meaning from what she says can be dangerous, and that their delicate nature makes them impossible to fully understand or please.

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Gentleman

(I include this somewhat whimsical piece only because it is an interesting read. K.S)
Women, by nature, are evil. It is only when we understand this simple
concept that men can ever hope to understand women. Hopefully, with
these guidelines, men will have a better understanding of the
mysterious ways of womankind. The first thing one must remember
about a woman is that she knows everything. This is without exception.
To go as far as say that a woman knows what you are thinking is not
unrealistic. If, at any point of time, you are unsure of what you are
thinking, one of the best ways to find out is to ask the nearest woman.
But, unfortunately, there is a drawback to asking a woman such a
question. This drawback is that she, in all probability, will answer. And
once a woman starts talking, it is very rare that she will ever stop. I
believe this has something to do with the way that women think.
Women believe that as long as they are talking, people are listening. Of
course, listening to a woman talk can be very tedious at times. It is OK
not to listen to her as long as you nod your head in agreement and say
Uh-huh every now and then. This makes the woman think you are
listening and therefore she is happy.
Happiness is a good thing in a woman. If a woman is not happy, all hell
breaks loose. In order to help a woman keep a state of happiness, one
should buy her gifts for various reasons. These reasons include the one-
month anniversary, the one-year anniversary, Presidents Day, and any
day whose date is a multiple of one. These gifts could be in the
conventional form of flowers and candy, or for greater happiness, cars
and real estate.
Often, when a woman says something, it is not what she means. But,
other times, she says exactly what she means. It is only possible to
distinguish these two cases if you are a woman. Since women already
know the nature of women, this is of no use to them. For men, we can
only hope to distinguish the difference, for a mistake in judgement can
result in death.
Women know what men want. This is very strange, because even men
sometimes don't know what they want. However, I must observe that it
seems that what men want for the most part is women. This is
unfortunate, for women know this fact and know that it is possible for
them to do almost anything and this fact will not change.
Women have a very delicate nature. It is virtually impossible to keep
one happy all of the time. It is totally impossible to know what one is
thinking or feeling. And it is also impossible for us men, knowing how
evil they are, not to love them. Women. You can't live with 'em. And,
you can't live with 'em.

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