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Title: “Irritated Tooth Fairy”

By: Jada Seibeneck, Ohio, USA, Age 16


Gender: Female
Genre: Comedic
Description: A tired tooth fairy bemoans her gritty job and complains about being
broke.
Hi, I’m Pixie, you probably know me most as the tooth fairy that collects your teeth
under your nasty pillows. What most humans don’t know is how difficult this job is. And
news flash! I’m not getting paid for this. I’m paying you for your rotten teeth. What kind
of deal is that? Keep in mind I am about the same size as your teeth and the money I give
you, so yeah, the process takes about an hour per kid. But here’s my dilemma. I have run
out of money to give you spoiled kids! I am broke! No mouse wants to buy your teeth
from me! And I am getting old and tired. Some humans believe I use your teeth to build
my house. That. Ain’t. True. That’s disgusting! That’s my fat fairy sister, Tonkerbell. Ahh!
Tonkerbell what are you doing here? Oh, you heard everything I said… Well what is that
falling out of your dress? Ah how dare you! That’s where all the money went! Well
humans, you are gonna have to live with your falling’ out teeth for a year, I am going on
vacation!

Title: “Girl Who Cried Wolf”


By: Amber Rothberg, Massachusetts, USA Age 13
Gender: Female
Genre: Dramatic
Description: A teenager tells her therapist about the day her sister disappeared.
You ask me this every time, and it’s been a year, so yeah. I guess I’m ready to talk about
it. (pause) I think I’ve told you before about how my sister, Katherine and I would play
pranks on each other. Like, we would pretend we were dying, or possessed or
something. It was really stupid…but you know, we had fun with it. I would hear her
screaming in the kitchen, and I’d run down and see her holding a knife and covered in
blood. I would start screaming too, until I saw the can of spaghetti sauce on the counter
and realize it was a joke, and she would laugh so hard that she would fall down. It was
just a thing we did, you know. But that day was different. That day, we had just gotten
home from school and our parents were still at work. Katherine and I were in some sort
of fight. I don’t really remember what is was about, probably something dumb, like her
borrowing something and not returning it. But anyway, I didn’t feel like talking to her,
so I went up to my room to do homework. All of a sudden, I started to hear Katherine
scream and yell my name. I was annoyed because I assumed that it was another one of
her pranks. She would always prank me when I was mad at her, so that I would laugh
and forgive her. But I wasn’t in the mood to play her games…. and so I ignored it. The
screaming went on for a while….and then it stopped. That’s when I started to get
worried, so I went downstairs to check on her, and…she was gone. I never saw my sister
again. I guess I don’t have to tell you the rest. You know. My parents know. Everyone
knows that my sister is DEAD because of ME. Katherine Rivers was the girl who cried
wolf. And I was the girl, who ignored her cries.

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