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    All thigh worshippers rejoice as a Thighble is being created, which will allow them to have verses to quote from their religion that promotes worship of thighs. Non-believers are hoped to convert once they experience the greatness of what thighs have provided. The document outlines ten principles for the religion, such as appreciating all thighs regardless of size, and respecting that worship of thighs can coexist with other priorities in life without angering thighs. However, those who disrespect thighs may face retaliation from followers.

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    Holy Thighble

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    All thigh worshippers rejoice as a Thighble is being created, which will allow them to have verses to quote from their religion that promotes worship of thighs. Non-believers are hoped to convert once they experience the greatness of what thighs have provided. The document outlines ten principles for the religion, such as appreciating all thighs regardless of size, and respecting that worship of thighs can coexist with other priorities in life without angering thighs. However, those who disrespect thighs may face retaliation from followers.

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    bible of the thigh (joke)

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    All thigh worshippers rejoice as a Thighble is being created, which will allow them to have verses to quote from their religion that promotes worship of thighs. Non-believers are hoped to convert once they experience the greatness of what thighs have provided. The document outlines ten principles for the religion, such as appreciating all thighs regardless of size, and respecting that worship of thighs can coexist with other priorities in life without angering thighs. However, those who disrespect thighs may face retaliation from followers.

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    Holy Thighble

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    All thigh worshippers rejoice as a Thighble is being created, which will allow them to have verses to quote from their religion that promotes worship of thighs. Non-believers are hoped to convert once they experience the greatness of what thighs have provided. The document outlines ten principles for the religion, such as appreciating all thighs regardless of size, and respecting that worship of thighs can coexist with other priorities in life without angering thighs. However, those who disrespect thighs may face retaliation from followers.

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    The passage discusses the creation of a new religion called Thigh worship that centers around worshipping thighs. Some of the core beliefs discussed include appreciating all thighs and that thighs bring happiness.

    The core beliefs of Thigh worshippers are that thighs were divinely created and should be appreciated for their ability to bring peace. Thicker thighs are seen as more worthy of worship.

    Thigh worshippers believe they should respectfully state their opinions but also respect others' beliefs in ass or tits if that is what they prefer. They should avoid arguing about other religions.

    All Thigh worshippers gather around and rejoice as the

    Thighble is in the works, the religion offers Thighs is a


    great one. Those nonbelievers shall know what the
    thigh has given us and hopefully convert to such a
    great religion. Finally, worshippers will have verses to
    quote and live by as the Thigh is our true leader.

    1. The earth was created, whether you think a God created it or there is
    scientific reasoning with its creation, it was created either way, it is the
    home of the almighty Thigh.
    2. There will be controversy about how the almighty Thigh was created, it
    doesn't matter what you believe created it, just matters that it exists.
    3. Us Thigh followers and the ones that are beginning to experience the Thigh
    should not need to argue about other religions, though it is against the
    sacred of the internet laws to do so, we must stay neutral with other's
    opinions about religion and not argue.
    4. If someone does not want to be a Thigh follower then it is fine, not everyone
    can appreciate the almighty Thigh and its grace.
    5. The women can be a magical being, of course, people can love their
    personality, titties, ass, etc. The Thigh is the one true part all men and
    women should worship.
    6. All Thighs are appreciated, of course, the thicker they are, the more they will
    be worshipped. To say a Thigh is should not be appreciated because it is too
    small or big is a disgrace that is not allowed.
    7. The Thigh should be worshipped because it brings happiness and peace, you
    see a lot of people argue about ass or tits which usually get heated. While
    Thigh worshippers should respectfully state their opinion and should respect
    others’ opinions if those prefer ass or tits over Thigh.
    8. The Thigh does not request to be put above anything else that is important
    in a follower's life.
    9. They can put their family, life goals, and other things over the Thigh and it
    won't anger it or any emotion in fact which makes the Thigh very worthy to
    follow along with worship.
    10. There is a counter to the Thigh which are the non Thigh worshippers who
    should not be considered evil as only the thigh is worthy enough to do so.
    Although those who dare disrespect the Thigh shall be smited by the back
    hands of followers if they go too.
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