Fruit Tier List
Fruit Tier List
Apples
- Classic. Better pears. Slight variety in the type of apple and location. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away. Apples are strong. Granny Smith. Are you a green apple guy
or a red apple guy? I’m team red apple. Solid in the top of A tier.
2. Pears
- Best described as itchy apples. Oddly shaped. Fake apples. I’ve never had a pear
because I wanted to, I had pears because I thought they were apples. F tier.
3. Grapes
- I have a weird fascination with grapes. The problem, though, is bad grapes are very
bad. Hofstra grapes are either incredible or inedible. Again: green or red grapes? I can
go either way here. Cotton candy grapes? Ew. Ever had whip cream on a grape? I
think not. It’s great. Grapes are easy to eat, usually very solid in bunches. Bubbe
peels her grapes. It’s weird but shows they can be eaten by almost anyone. Grape
flavored things are disgusting and take like medicine, losing it some points (except
4. Lemon
- If you eat a lemon something’s wrong with you. Sure, use it as a seasoning. Zesty. B
tier.
5. Blueberry
- Blueberries are very hit or miss. Stronger taste than grapes but get caught in your
teeth more. Easier for the stem to get caught onto the blueberry. But you can call
them bloobs and that’s funny. Great blueberries can’t be beaten. But too often they
are not even good. NJ state fruit. Still I put it in the bottom of S tier.
6. Raspberry
- Underrated fruit. Great flavor. You know what you’re going to get. Unique. A tier.
7. Dragon Fruit
- People think this fruit is exotic. I guess it is? I have no idea. It’s ok I guess. Not
8. Bananas
9. Cherry
- Worse grapes. Harder to eat. Worse flavor. Better flavored items though. B tier.
10. Apricot
- In the plum, mango, nectarine style of fruit. Less fruit in one of them, but it tastes
11. Avocado
12. Cantaloupe
13. Clementine
14. Cranberries
15. Grapefruit
16. Honeydew
- Worse cantaloupe. I have never wanted more honeydew in a fruit cup, and yet there’s
always so much honeydew. Why is there so much honeydew in fruit cups? Because
it’s not wanted individually. People eat fruit cups in airports between flights. Has no
taste. Misleading name; taste nothing like honey and is never juicy. B tier.
17. Kiwi
18. Mango
19. Nectarine
20. Plum
21. Pomegranate
22. Strawberries
- This is my personal favorite fruit. Even bad strawberries are much better and juicier
than any other fruit at its bad level as well. But if a strawberry is even good, let alone
great, it hits the spot every time. Easy to eat. You get to feel like you’re in nature with
the leaves. You know exactly what state the strawberry is in based on the color. S
tier.
23. Watermelon
24. Lime
25. Coconut