Ángel Velasco 502

ODE TO THE SPELL CHECKER

Eye halve a spelling check her; I have a spelling checker

It came with my pea sea. It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye kin knot sea. It plainly marks for my review
Mistakes I cannot see
Eye ran this poem threw it I ran this poem through it
Your sure reel glad two no. You are sure real glad to know
Its vary polished in it’s weigh,
My checker tolled me sew. It’s very polish in it’s weight
My checker told me so
A check her is a bless sing; A checker is a blessing
It freeze yew lodes of thyme. It freeze you lots of time
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime. It helps me write all styles to read
And me when I rhyme
Each frays come posed up on my screen Each phrase composed upon my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule; I trust to be a jewel;
The checker pours o’er every word The checker pores hour every word
To cheque sum spelling rule. To check some spelling rule.
Bee fore wee rote with checkers Before we wrote with checkers
Hour spelling was inn deck line, Our spelling was in decline,
Butt now when wee dew have a laps, But now when we do have a lapse,
Wee are knot maid too wine. We are not made to whine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling But now because my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare, Is checked with such great flair,
Their are know faults with in my cite, There are no faults within my sight,
Of nun eye am a wear. Of none I am aware.
Now spelling does knot phase me, Now spelling does not faze me,
It does knot bring a tier; It does not bring a tear;
My pay purrs awl due glad den My papers all do gladden
With wrapped words fare as hear. With wrapped words fair as here.
To rite with care is quite a feet To write with care is quite a feat
Of witch won should be proud; Of which one should be proud;
And wee mussed dew da best wee can And we must do the best we can
Sew flaws are knot aloud. So flaws are not allowed.














































































That’s why eye brake in two averse That’s why I break into a verse
Cuz eye dew want too please. Cause I do want to please.
Sow glad eye yam that aye did bye So glad I am that I did buy
This soft wear four pea seas. This software for PCs.