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    Saturday May 27-Monday May 29

    $0.75 (long weekend, long newspaper deal)

    The Patel
    Paper
    Movie Review: The Super Mario Bros.
    Movie
    The Super Mario Bros. Movie is an exciting and adventurous family
    movie. It began when two jobless plumbers (Mario and Luigi) discover a
    new world.  Luigi, the nervous brother) ends up in the evil Bowser's grasp,
    while his brother Mario went on an adventure with Toad and Princess
    Peach to save Luigi and the entirety of the Toad Kingdom.  Throughout
    their epic journey, they have hilarious characters, songs, and battles.  It is a
    brilliant way to bring these old (and new) characters back into the spotlight. 
    Overall, I would give this animated movie an exceptional grade, 8.5 out of
    10.

    Our House Is Being Torn Down


    by Crazy People!
    You might have noticed that OUR HOUSE IS BEING TORN DOWN
    BY CRAZY PEOPLE!!!  They have been going unacknowledged by
    members of the Patel family. Nobody knows why the family isn’t stopping
    them.  To learn a little more about the topic I talked to Rebecca Patel.
    Aaron Patel: What do you know about the house?
    Rebecca Patel: they’re renovating it.
    Aaron Patel: You sure your house isn’t being TORN DOWN BY CRAZY
    PEOPLE!??!
    Rebecca Patel: yup.
    Aaron Patel: oh.
    Another person I talked to is Lillian Patel.
    Aaron Patel: What do you know about the house?
    Lillian Patel: Thinking…
    Lillian Patel: It's been going on for a few weeks nonstop.
    Aaron Patel: Well, why are they tearing down your house?
    Lillian Patel: I have no idea.
    Well, there you have it! No why but we know NOBODY WILL EVER STOP
    THE CRAZY PEOPLE TEARING DOWN OUR HOUSE!

    The Fun Stuff


    Tongue Twisters of the Week
    Say each of these tongue twisters 5 times fast
     1.“Steal a stale seal”
    2.“If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?”
    3.“One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one
    race. Two-two won one too. “

    Jokes of the Week


    Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?
    In case he got a hole in one.

    What do you call a fish with no eyes?


    A fsh.

    What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? 


    A can’t opener!

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