Hello and how are you doing today ?

nice to have a woman like you as a friend smiles ..

I am new here on QQ and

would love to be your friend and also i would like to know more about you

I can not always access my QQ everyday

due to the nature of my job but i will
do my best to always come online
everyday just to check on you from time to time .

I am sorry am new here and was lonely and needed to talk with someone to wipe off
my idleness so I decided to search here on Instagram and on the process of my
searching I came accross your profile so i decided on to add you and say.. hello
and I was very surprise when you responded back .

hope you are not angry

about this?l;'

thanks .

my name are james kel

What is your name ?

wow you have a very lovely name .

i am 49 years old

how old are you ?

are you currently married and

do you have kids ?

and i have a daughter,her name is isablle

please do not be sad . life is full of

misery but life must move on .

when i am online this is what i do: I

am Responsible for day to day
activities in regards to
answering/gathering
information/questions from our higher
headquarters (First Army Division West)
to answering questions/providing
answers to eight subordinate battalions

please i need you to take proper care

of yourself . eat good food and drink
clean water so as to remain healthy and
above all i need you to keep away from
trouble .

Well, i am from North Carolina USA but

currently deployed to iraq for an
under covered/peace keeping mission.i am an major in the US Army.

well,am form georgia USA but currently deployed to afghanistan for a pace keeping
mission,i am an colonel in the US Army .

where are you from and what is your job ?

i lost my parents in motor accident when i was 10years old i grow up as an Orphan i
am the only child of my parents no brother no sister no family ,am only left with
daughter.

i joined the US Army when i was 25years old my monthly salary is 10thousand dollars
and i will due for Retirement 2months time my Retirement benefit is 2.5million
dollars

okay . you are my first friend here on

QQ and i am very glad chatting with you
now . The world is wonderfully made, i
will like to know about the weather.

okay . Although we just got to know

each other,Well I will appreciate us
being good relationship in sincerity,
honesty and trust, to share ideas and
discuss about more issues as we talk
more about ourselves, and i believe as
time goes on there may be something
great for us in the future ...What do
you think ?

please i need you to take proper care

of yourself . eat good food and drink
clean water so as to remain healthy and
above all i need you to keep away from
trouble .
Goodbye for now dear and chat with you later

for now i will want you for a good and

commited relationship and also steady
communication is also important so as
to stay closer and make our relationship
more tighter , do you understand me .?

condition over there in your country.

the weather is about 14 °C over here
in afghanistan .

How is the situation of things over

there in your country in regards to the
economy standard and security ?

Life is precious and i think nations

economy grows as a result of good
government and understanding of the
people... What do you think about this
?

thanks . What are your Hobbies,

Religious beliefs and Plans for the
future.?

okay .My Hobbies are reading news

papers, watching tv,listening to music
,Sport, Swimming, Traveling , my
Religion is Roman Catholic and i am a
christian.
......————————————————-my plans for my future is go into Investment after my
retirement and to search for true love from a woman who i can spend the rest of my
life with and a woman who can be a very good mother to my little daughter who has
really missed motherly love, care, support and pamper .

I enjoy going to the beach,love the

ocean and mountian view. Enjoy some
Travel and weekend trips. Movies and
dinners with a nice glass of wine.Going
to concerts or comedy club and more.
Cuddling at home to a good movie,I also
like to go to the races as well.walk in
a nice park followed by a picnic (
Romantic thought.) Dont care for the
cold or snow but prefer warm weather.

dear i am very glad being your friend,

I would love to see your photo .

wow you look so beautiful , now i

believe angels truly dwells on earth .
you are indeed an angel in disguise .
Would you love to see my photo too ?

rules in camp

we are not allowed to do video or

voting ice calls here in the base due to the
under covered mission that we are here
for and are not allowed to disclose our
identity to anyone not even a family
member. i can send you my photo if only
you can promise to keep it safe .

we are not allowed to access

anything when on a mission i dont care.. we are
not allowed to access our bank account have access
to mobile phone and have video call

do you like my photo?

dear i would love us to exchange emails

from time to time so as to make our
Reltioship more stronger and tighter .
what do you think ?

thanks dear . my email is

berrymark421@outlook.com . what is your
email ?

okay thanks . i promise do my best to

always send you emails and i will appreciate if you also do the same too

dear now that we are friend , i would

love to tell you a joke and i pray you
like it .

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A CLEVER GIRL

AND HER MOM .

Girl: Mom a boy at school

wanted me to climb a tree.
Mom: I hope you didnt do so
my girl because he wanted to
see your panty.
Girl:i knew it mum and I was
very clever, i took it off before

climbing the tree!

dear do you like the joke ?

dear i am glad you love the joke . i
promise to always bring happiness and
laughter to your every waking hour .
dear i must leave now because i need to
go for a patrol . please take good care
of yourself and keep away from trouble
bye for now dear and i will do my best
to send you an email immediately i get
back and befor going to bed .

hello and how are you doing today ?

did you get the email which i sent to

you before i went to bed last night ?

okay dear. have you eaten today ?

what did you eat today ?

oh that must be very delicious . did

you prepare it yourself ?

okay . how is your child and how is

work today ?

okay dear . i just got back from a very

crucial meeting and decided to come
online so as check if you are online so
we could chat again .

dear there are some questions that i

would love to ask about you if you
don't mind?

1. When is your birthday? my birthday

is september 3 1964.

2. What is your favorite color?

3. What types of music do you like

listening to? (oh nice, i love
reggae,raps and much of blues)

4. What are your favorite types of

food? (oh nice, i and my daughter loves
eating rice,chicken, fish,vegetables,
burgers and fruits)

5. Do you attend church ?

6. How tall are you? (okay , i am
175cm tall)

7. what is your weight ? (okay my

weight is 75kg)

8. Would you love to get married again

or even have another child?

9. Are you right handed or left handed?

10. if you were giving three chances

to make three different wishes in life
what would be your wishes?eses

11. Are you an affectionate person?

12. Do you have any tattoos or body

piercing?

13. Are you a woman who is good at

building and repairing things in her
own house ?

Thanks for answering my questions . you

are my first friend here on QQ and i am
very glad each time i chat with you and
each time i get to know you more better

Dear will you go to work tomorrow ?

okay dear , what are your plans for

tomorrow ?

okay dear , i must go for a patrol now

i promise to do my best to send you an
email before i go to bed and i will
also appreciate if you always respond
to my emails too .

Okay dear let me tell you a joke so as

to put a little smile on your face
before i go for patrol .

Wife: Honey, What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? you've been reading
our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the
expiry date.

Dear do you like the joke ?

dear i am very glad each time you are

happy and i promise to do my best to
always bring happiness and laughter to
you at all times.

some other time because i need to take

my leave now since my men are already
in the departure field waiting for me .
BYE .

hello and how are you doing today ?

did you get the email which i sent to
you before i went to bed last night ?

okay dear. have you eaten today ?

oh that must be very delicious .
okay . how is your child and how is
work today ?

okay dear . i just got back from patrol

and decided to come online so as check
if you are online to check up on you
again .

dear please forgive me, there are some

questions that i would love to ask
about you for the second time .

1. Do you like to cook

2. oh that is lovely dear , are you a

good cook ?

3. what are your Qualities for your

Ideal man? (my qualities for my ideal
woman is honesty, soft hearted,
patient, faithful, tolerance and so on)

4. would you ever apologise to your

husband whenever you are at fault or
would you prefer him apologise even
when you were at fault ?

5. If you and I were a couple and we

have a disagreement, how would you
handle it ? would you leave it
unresolved or act like nothing
happened?

6. Dear please pardon or forgive me for

asking about your personal life now.
When was the last time you had sex? Are
you what we, Americans call a sex freak
?

7. what is your favourite place to go

each time you are lonely?

8. Dear, Is there any male beside me

that is trying to get closer to you or
wants to know you better?

9. Do you wear jewelries?

10. where were you born ? (I was born

in North Carolina, USA)

11. What makes you decide to always

reply to every email i send you .

12. what is your favourite movie? (My

favorite movie is titled, TITANIC)

13. What was your most memorable

childhood moment?

Dear, Thanks for answering my questions

and also thank you for being so patient
with me for its always my pleasure each
time i chat with you .

Dear will you go to work tomorrow ?

okay dear , what color of dress are you
intending to wear to work tomorrow ?
okay dear , what are your plans for
tomorrow ?

okay dear , i must go for a patrol now

i promise to do my best to send you an
email before i go to bed and thanks for
always responding to every email i send
you .

Dear let me tell you a joke so as to

make you happy before i go for patrol .

Wife: Honey, You always carry my photo

in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no
matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and
powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and
say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

Dear do you like the joke ?

dear i am always very glad each time

you laugh due to the joke i share with
you and i promise to do my best to
always bring happiness and laughter to
your door step everyday.

please i need you to take proper care

of yourself . eat good food and drink
clean water so as to remain healthy and
above all i need you to keep away from
trouble .
Goodbye for now dear and chat with you later
some other time because i need to take
my leave now since my men are already
in the departure field waiting for me .

BYE DEAR.

Dear how are you doing today ?

did you get the email which i sent to
you before i went to bed last night ?
okay dear. i guess you have eaten today
oh i know that must be a very nice meal

okay . how is your child and how is

work today ?

okay dear . i just got back from a very

crucial meeting and decided to come
online so as check if you are online to
check up on you again .
dear please forgive me for asking so
much questions about you these few
days. Dear, there are some questions
that i would still love to ask about
you again.

What's the funniest thing that has

ever happened to you right from your
childhood?

2. What was your most embarrassing/sad

moment?

3. What things do you feel passionate

about?

4. Do you believe in destiny/fate as i

do and do you believe in true love?
5. Do you believe it is proper for
people to express their feelings
instead of keeping it to theirselves

6. What is your idea of a dream ,true

love and affection... ?

7. If you had three wishes, what would

they be?.

8. What do you want most from life??

9. What do you do when you feel sad or

depressed?

10.What three words best describes you?

11.What is your idea of your perfect

match?

12.What are the top five gifts you love

to recieve as a suprise present

13.What is your idea of a perfect

romantic gift?

14.What is your idea of the perfect

romantic vacation?

15.Are you a woman who loves to support

her partner whenever its needed ?

Dear, Thanks for answering my questions

again it gives me greater joy each time
i chat with you .

Dear will you go to work tomorrow ?

okay dear , what color of dress are you
intending to wear to work tomorrow ?
okay dear , what are your plans for
tomorrow ?

okay dear , what are your plans for

tomorrow ?

Dear let me tell you a joke so as to

make you happy before i take my leave

Girl: When we get married, I want to

share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling,
But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't
married yet.
Dear do you like the joke ?
dear your happiness makes me happy too
please i need you to take proper care
of yourself . eat good food and drink
clean water so as to remain healthy and
above all i need you to keep away from
trouble .
Goodbye for now dear and chat with you
another day because i need to take my
leave now .
Goodbye for now dear .

when i am online this is what i do: I

am Responsible for day to day
activities in regards to
answering/gathering
information/questions from our higher
headquarters (First Army Division West)
to answering questions/providing
answers to eight subordinate battalions

6 smoke grenade canisters, locally

fabricated guns, 30 rifles, 36 hand
grenades, 7 machine guns and 11 rocket
propelled grenade tube

Wife: Darling, give me your phone for a

second.
Husband: Wait, let me switch it on.
*Husband panics*
Delete video.
Delete picture.
Delete music.
Delete private folder
Delete number.
Delete sms.
Delete out going calls.
Delete incoming calls.
Delete Delete
Delete Delete
FORMAT Memory Card.
Husband: Here you go honey, I have

nothing to hide from you.

Wife: Thank u, I just wanted to know

what the TIME says..

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Priest

go into a Pub and each order a beer.
Suddenly there were a few flies buzzing
around and one landed in the Priest
beer...the Priest asked the bar tender
for a fresh beer...then a fly landed in
Englishman's beer....he just shrugged
and drank the beer...then another one
landed in the Irishman's beer...he
carefully picked the fly out of his
beer and took him by his wings and
said:
spit it out you little bastard...spit
it out!

Dear , i want to see your photo , so as

to know how cute you look like , do you
understand me

it make no sense when i know that i

have not see my best friend photo even
if i can't do video with , do you
understand me

1823532937 ,,,,,2725260180

Dear , i never have the opportunity to

attend high due to the early death of
my parent, that is the most reason why
i become a soldier, because i have no
other choice ..

Honey , the only way you can help me

out of here is for you to contact the
general , plead on my behalf that you
wish for me to leave here and what do
you think it will cost for me to leave
this camp , do you understand me?

honey, the general is a very busy man

, you have to plead with him sincerely
and tell him that you are very serious
about that , tell him that you will do
anything to make sure i leave this
place.

Honey , anything that cost you to take

me out of here, i will surely pay you
back immediately we are together in
china
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