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January 21, 2022

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TIMECODE CHARACTER DIALOGUE
01:00:31:23 CREDIT LOGO DISNEY
PRINCIPAL ROBINSON Good morning. Come on. Morning, guys. Good morning. Hi,
girls! Hello, hello. Good morning. Come along now. Simon, no
01:00:44:15 headphones. You'll get these back after school. Betty, you're not
01:00:45:22 Donald Duck! Put some pants on, please!
(Note: Donald Duck, a popular Disney character that does
not wear pants.)
DALE (VO) I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based
cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the
second thing that pops into your head are these guys. But
certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, Chip
'N' Dale, or should I say Chip and me? And it all started the day
we met, when my family moved and I had to start join a new
01:01:07:20 school in the middle of third grade.
(Thomas Chippendale = A cabinet-maker in London in the
1700s. Designed furniture in the mid-Georgian, English
Rococo, and Neoclassical styles.
Sick = awesome
These guys = Chippendales - Male striptease touring dance
groupe)
01:01:21:05 FEMALE CHIPMUNK Oh, dang it!
01:01:33:05 YOUNG DALE Hello, potential new friends!

01:01:31:23
Timing offset: -1:59:59:00

Range: 01:01:37:14 - 01:02:11:15 moved to 01:01:36:13 - 01:02:10:14
Range duration: 00:00:34:00
Affected events: 11
01:02:12:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TRYOUTS FOR PRAIRIE DOGS SOCCER TEAM

01:02:11:04 TODAY 4PM
01:02:12:09 CROWD [walla]

01:02:11:08 (indistinct chatter continues throughout the event)
01:02:12:12 CLASS TEACHER [groans]
January 21, 2022

Timing changes
Range: 01:02:13:10 - 01:02:55:15 changed to 01:02:14:05 - 01:02:51:20
Old range duration: 00:00:42:05
New range duration: 00:00:37:14
Affected events: 12
01:02:13:10 DALE (VO) [sighs] By lunchtime, no one wanted anything to do with me.
01:02:14:05

Range: 01:02:56:02 - 01:03:17:11 moved to 01:02:52:11 - 01:03:13:20
Affected events: 10
01:03:12:04 DALE (VO) By high school, we were headlining the talent show.
01:03:17:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TALENT SHOW

01:03:13:20
01:03:17:21 CHIP And for our grand finale, The Amazing Dale will juggle
01:03:14:06 everything! Hey!
01:03:24:13 DALE [grunts, groans]

01:03:20:22
01:03:26:04 CROWD [laughing]

01:03:22:13
01:03:28:00 DALE (VO) We knew we had something special. So, after graduation, we
01:03:24:09 packed our bags and headed to California California.
01:03:32:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AMERICRUISER

01:03:29:05
01:03:32:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY GREYHOUND

01:03:29:05
01:03:29:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LOS ANGELES
Timing changes
Range: 01:03:33:12 - 01:04:11:07 changed to 01:03:30:03 - 01:04:07:11
Affected events: 22
01:03:35:01 DALE Move, move, move, move! Here, catch! [grunts]

01:03:31:16
January 21, 2022

01:04:08:11 CHIP Wow. Whoa.

01:04:05:01
01:04:09:02 DALE Wow, did you see us? We were on the TV! look great!
01:04:06:06
01:04:07:08 CHIP Whoa!
Timing changes
Range: 01:04:12:12 - 01:05:54:05 changed to 01:04:09:02 - 01:05:50:14
Affected events: 31
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Sometimes some crimes

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Go slipping through the cracks
TITLE THEME MALE But these two
VOCALIST (JEFF PESCETTO) Gumshoes
(Song/Lyric) Are picking up the slack
01:04:23:19 Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale
01:04:20:14 Rescue Rangers
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale
When there's danger
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale!
(Note that this is the actual Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Main Title Theme.)
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME Rescue Rangers
01:04:36:19
FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale
01:04:33:04
(Song/Lyric) When there's danger
FAT CAT Oh. Huh? [slurps] Birds! [grunts] What the... [chuckles] Huh?
Why, you little... Come here, you-- [grunts, gasps, groans]
01:04:58:17
(Note that when Chip hits Dale with the pipe, Dale sees
01:04:55:05
birds, which distract Fat Cat. This gag will be used later in
the feature.)
01:05:26:17 CHIP DALE [sighs] Phew!

01:05:23:02
01:05:27:05 DIRECTOR 2 CHIP Ah! Nice work, everyone! Great job!

01:05:23:14
01:05:27:09 DALE MONTEREY JACK [sighs]

01:05:23:18
01:05:42:17 MAN IN CROWD That's funny.
January 21, 2022

Timing changes
Range: 01:05:54:08 - 01:06:47:01 changed to 01:05:50:15 - 01:06:45:08
Affected events: 15
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VARIETY

THEY'RE ON THE CASE!
01:06:09:02 WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL...
01:06:05:03 DISNEY
CHIP N DALE
RESCUE RANGERS
01:06:15:20 CROWD Go, Chip. Go, Dale. Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger.
01:06:13:19 Go, Roger.
01:06:20:03 ROGER RABBIT [chuckles] Boy, what a party!

01:06:16:04

Range: 01:06:22:21 - 01:06:41:16 moved to 01:06:20:07 - 01:06:39:02
Affected events: 12
01:06:26:04 DALE [retches] I'm I am into nuts!

01:06:23:14 (Note that this is the line that Dale suggested at 00:03:53.)
01:06:36:10 DALE (VO) Super fun. So fun. [sighs]

01:06:33:20

Range: 01:06:41:17 - 01:08:01:08 moved to 01:06:40:00 - 01:07:59:15
Affected events: 22
CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Now, that we found love

01:06:41:17 What are we gonna do with it?
01:06:40:00 (Note: These are lyrics from the song "Now That We Found
Love" by Heavy D)
01:07:37:15 DALE (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho [chuckles]
01:07:35:22
01:08:01:17 CHIP [sighs] I didn't mean it like that.

01:07:59:22
DALE [sighs] I know. You never mean it. That's just how it is now.
01:08:04:01
know. I mean, you're always acting like you saved me or
01:08:02:11
something. But when we were kids, we were in it together.
January 21, 2022

01:08:12:05 CHIP What are you talking about? We're still in it together.
01:08:09:07
DALE Look. [sighing] I just feel like somewhere along the way, you
stopped laughing with me and started laughing at me. I'm sorry,
01:08:14:21
Chip. I'm just done being second banana.
01:08:12:05
(second banana = the second most important person in an
organization or activity)

Range: 01:08:24:07 - 01:09:13:21 moved to 01:08:15:13 - 01:09:05:03
Affected events: 16
Timing changes
Range: 01:09:06:00 - 01:09:45:11 changed to 01:08:57:06 - 01:09:36:13
Affected events: 13
01:09:12:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PRESENT DAY

01:09:03:18 GRAPHIC
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FAN CON

LOS ANGELES
ARTIST'S ALLEY
01:09:21:20 BOG BAG CHECK
01:09:13:02 COSTUME PROPS
CHECK DESK
ESCALATORS
ILLUSTRATORS
01:09:45:16 DALE [sighs]
BALOO (Song/Lyric) Look for the bare necessities

01:09:46:09 The simple bare necessities
01:09:37:04 (Lyrics from the song "The Bare Necessities" featured in The
Jungle Book.)
01:09:43:04 DALE [sighs]

Range: 01:09:53:06 - 01:10:24:07 moved to 01:09:44:01 - 01:10:15:02
Affected events: 15
01:10:24:07 TIGRA Are you though?

01:10:14:23
January 21, 2022

UGLY SONIC Yeah. I am. Yes. Anyway, now my luck has shifted. I'm
01:10:25:05 developing I've been offered a new TV show. reality show
01:10:15:19 where I do ride-alongs with the FBI. It's called Ugly Sonic,
Uglier Crimes.
UGLY SONIC No! No, it's really gonna happen this time. I swear. It's a reality
01:10:33:04 show where I do ride-alongs with the FBI. It's called Ugly Sonic
Uglier Crime.
01:10:27:04 DALE Really? A TV show? You?
01:10:29:20 UGLY SONIC Yeah. Is that so difficult to believe?
DALE Oh. Uh... [chuckles nervously] I guess... not? … [grunts] Uh...

Yeah, you know what? That's great. When one of us succeeds,
we all succeed. Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon just like
01:10:32:09 me. Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom, he's back
on top. It happens that fast.
(The Jungle Book = animated Disney film based on the
novel by Rudyard Kipling)
01:10:31:12 TIGRA [grunts] Oh, boy. Here we go again.
DALE [grunts] Uh... Yeah, you know what? That's great. When one of us
succeeds, we all succeed. Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon
just like me. Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom, he's
01:10:45:02
back on top. It happens that fast.
(The Jungle Book = animated Disney film based on the novel
by Rudyard Kipling)
Timing changes
Range: 01:10:45:02 - 01:11:59:16 changed to 01:10:41:08 - 01:11:55:22
Affected events: 16
BALOO (Song/Lyric) [singing] The simple Shoo-bee-do

01:10:49:11
Shoo-bee-do-bee, bare necessities
01:10:44:02
Forget about your worries and your strife...

Range: 01:11:59:20 - 01:13:00:19 moved to 01:11:56:02 - 01:12:57:01
Affected events: 18
01:13:00:03 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Da-da, Da-da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da da
01:12:56:09
January 21, 2022

01:13:02:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES

01:12:58:10 FLOUNDER MISSING
NEWS REPORTER Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth notable cartoon to go

01:13:02:13 missing in the last two months...
01:12:58:19 (Flounder = a character from the animated Disney film The
Little Mermaid)
01:13:04:09 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Da-da, Da-da-da, da-da, da... da-da, bah-da-bah
01:13:00:15
01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ICE AGE CREAM

01:13:04:18
01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DISNEY FROZEN LOONEY TUNES

01:13:04:18
01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROZONE FOOD

01:13:04:18 FROZEN DESSERT TREATS VEGGIE CALZONE

Range: 01:13:08:18 - 01:15:03:21 moved to 01:13:05:00 - 01:15:00:03
Affected events: 26
01:13:31:08 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Da-pa-da-pum

01:13:27:14
01:14:50:18 MONTEREY JACK [sighing] Ah! [speaking normally] It's been too long, Chip.
01:14:47:00
01:15:03:21 CHIP Oh, no. I remember. It smells like old food in a rental car. almond
01:15:00:03 butter and gasoline.
01:16:20:03 FLOUNDER Oh, no!

Range: 01:15:07:14 - 01:16:19:01 moved to 01:15:04:03 - 01:16:15:14
Affected events: 16
01:16:41:11 FLOUNDER [groans]

Range: 01:16:21:14 - 01:16:40:23 moved to 01:16:18:17 - 01:16:38:02
Affected events: 10
January 21, 2022

MONTEREY JACK ... but just enough to skirt by the copyright laws. laws, and then
01:16:38:14 smuggle him overseas to a black market studio where he'll
01:16:35:17 spend the rest of his life being forced to make terrible bootleg
movies.
MONTEREY JACK And then lock him away for the rest of his life where he'll only be
01:16:41:11
let out to make terrible bootleg movies.
01:16:42:12 FLOUNDER [whimpers]
01:23:47:21 ELLIE STECKLER [chuckles] I'll be in touch.
01:23:45:21 CHIP Wow, you're an obnoxious figure.
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE CREATORS OF BEAUTY AND THE CURSED

01:16:47:01 DOG MAN
01:16:46:06 DALT WISNEY PRESENTS
THE SMALL FISH LADY
CHIP "The Small Fish Lady"? Oh, that's no. That's awful. We can't let
01:16:49:15 that happen to you. We'll figure something out.
01:16:49:12 (The Small Fish Lady = A gag on the The Little Mermaid
title)

Range: 01:16:56:10 - 01:17:31:03 moved to 01:16:55:07 - 01:17:30:00
Affected events: 11
01:17:09:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY RR HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM OUR FAMILY TO YOURS

01:17:08:09

01:17:11:08
01:17:30:22 CHIP DALE Hello? … Is that...

01:17:29:19
01:17:32:20 CHIP Is that...

Range: 01:17:35:09 - 01:19:39:16 moved to 01:17:34:06 - 01:19:38:13
Affected events: 30
CROWD [walla]
01:19:36:01
(indistinct chatter)
January 21, 2022


Range: 01:19:38:16 - 01:19:57:19 moved to 01:19:37:13 - 01:19:56:16
Affected events: 12
01:19:55:22 CROWD [cheering]
Timing changes
Range: 01:19:57:06 - 01:21:49:08 changed to 01:19:56:03 - 01:21:48:05
Affected events: 31
01:21:29:01 DALE (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) When you need help, just call...
01:21:27:22 (lyrics from the Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers theme song)
01:21:42:02 FEMALE POLICE DISPATCH [speaking indistinctly]
01:21:49:09 CHIP What? So, that's it? I-- I thought that cops were supposed to serve
01:21:48:06 and protect not give up and move on.
CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hey! I'd give anything to make a case against those scum. Sweet
Pete's got his fingers in every illegal business from bootlegging to
01:21:55:05 stinky cheese, getting rich while we look like we just fell off the
01:21:54:02 turnip truck.
(Fell off the turnip truck - idiom meaning to be mentally
simple and unsophisticated.)
01:22:06:03 ELLIE STECKLER All done, sir.

01:22:05:00
01:22:06:14 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [screams] Guppies! Ah, you scared the beans out of me, Steckler.
01:22:05:11

01:22:09:10
01:22:10:13 ELLIE STECKLER Sorry, sir. I searched the perimeter. No clues.

01:22:09:10
01:22:11:16 MALE POLICE DISPATCH [speaking indistinctly]
01:22:14:11 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Yeah, of course not. Why would there be? Six missing toons in a
01:22:13:08 month and not one clue.
01:22:19:21 ELLIE STECKLER Well, maybe we should check in with the neighbors? See if
01:22:18:18 anyone saw anything?
January 21, 2022

01:22:22:20 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Oh, yeah. You think? Why don't you just leave the real detective
01:22:21:17 work to me, okay? [laughs]
01:22:28:21 ELLIE STECKLER Right. Sorry, sir.

01:22:27:18
01:22:30:09 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Yeesh!

01:22:29:06
01:22:31:07 SOCK PUPPET POLICE OFFICER Chief, the press are outside waiting for a statement.
01:22:30:04
CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Ugh. Do I have anything on my back?

01:22:33:17
(Note that Captain Putty is made of putty, and the running
01:22:32:14
gag is that things stick to him.)
01:22:35:16 ELLIE STECKLER Yes, sir. It looks like a Monopoly game piece and Officer O'Hara.
01:22:34:13 (Monopoly = Popular American board game)
01:22:39:21 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Officer! What the... [grunts] Just want one day where my shirt
01:22:38:18 stays clean.
01:22:43:00 OFFICER O'HARA [shivers]

01:22:41:21
01:22:44:17 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Okay, pack it up, boys. Let's go.

01:22:43:14
01:22:49:08 ELLIE STECKLER [sighs] Hey! [chuckles] I'm Ellie Steckler. Uh... I am a huge fan.
01:22:48:05
01:22:57:19 DALE Really?

01:22:56:16
ELLIE STECKLER I actually became a detective because as a little girl growing up in

01:22:58:19 Albany, I wanted to help people. [chuckles slightly] Just like you
01:22:57:16 guys.
(Albany = Capitol of New York State.)
CROWD [walla]
01:22:58:06
(indistinct chatter continues under following dialogue)
DALE No way. We are so honored. Namaste.

01:23:05:16
(namaste = a respectful greeting said when giving a
01:23:04:13
namaskar)
January 21, 2022

01:23:09:19 CHIP You know that was just a TV show, right? Not real.
01:23:08:16
01:23:12:08 DALE Chip, inspiration is inspiration.

01:23:11:05
ELLIE STECKLER Look, I heard what Putty was saying to you guys. But I don't think
01:23:15:00 it's hopeless. I'm breaking some rules telling you this, but from
01:23:13:21 everything that we know about bootlegging, the whole process
takes about two days.
01:23:16:04 MALE POLICE DISPATCH [over radio] [speaking indistinctly]

01:23:15:01
01:23:25:11 DALE That's 48 hours.

01:23:24:08
01:23:27:00 CHIP Yeah.

01:23:25:21
ELLIE STECKLER The problem is, we don't know where Sweet Pete's bootlegging
facility is. [inhales sharply] And every time we try to get a
warrant, we get so bogged down in red tape that nothing happens.
01:23:28:01
But if you guys can find that bootlegging facility, I think you'll
01:23:26:22
find your friend.
(red tape = excessive bureaucracy or adherence to rules and
formalities, especially in public business)
01:23:41:05 DALE Wow. Thank you, and thank you again for watching the show. It
01:23:40:02 really means a lot.
01:23:44:16 CHIP You are gross.

Range: 01:23:50:04 - 01:24:14:12 moved to 01:23:48:07 - 01:24:12:15
Affected events: 12
DALE Chip, Monty called both of us looking for help and we let him
01:24:14:15 down. We can't just let him rot in some warehouse overseas
01:24:12:17 studio, being forced to make bad movies. If he's gonna make bad
movies, he should be making them here with me.
January 21, 2022


Range: 01:24:25:06 - 01:25:13:17 moved to 01:24:23:17 - 01:25:12:04
Affected events: 14
Timing changes
Range: 01:25:09:02 - 01:26:19:21 changed to 01:25:07:13 - 01:26:19:01
Affected events: 15
01:25:34:17 DALE (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) [hums] Rescue Rangers [hums]

01:25:32:23

Range: 01:26:24:16 - 01:27:22:17 moved to 01:26:23:22 - 01:27:21:23
Affected events: 13
01:27:11:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MAIN STREET FISH CO. AMERICAN ARCADE

01:27:13:00

Range: 01:27:22:17 - 01:28:02:21 moved to 01:27:21:23 - 01:28:02:03
Affected events: 18
01:27:30:21 MAN IN ORANGE HAT Bread for sale, bread for sale
01:27:30:03 (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Everyone loves bread for sale
01:27:35:20 SHOE SHINER (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Scoot, scoot, a shiny shoe makes the man
01:27:35:02 A shiny shoe, now there's a plan
01:27:43:08 GIRL WITH A HAIR BOW. Roses are a way to make a girl feel pretty--
01:27:42:14 (Song/Lyric) (Ditty)
01:27:56:07 MR. BJORNSON (Song/Lyric) It's a stinky, it's a gooey

01:27:55:13 (Ditty) It's a stinky, it's a gooey...
Timing changes
Range: 01:28:00:07 - 01:29:13:05 changed to 01:27:59:13 - 01:29:12:11
Affected events: 15
01:28:01:04 MR. BJORNSON (Song/Lyric) [singing indistinctly] indistinctly, chuckles]

01:28:00:10
January 21, 2022

01:28:41:09 MOUSE 1 Yeah. Mm-hmm. [munching] Oh. So good.

01:28:40:21
CROWD [walla]
01:29:08:12
(indistinct chatter continues throughout the event)

Range: 01:29:10:09 - 01:30:20:16 moved to 01:29:09:15 - 01:30:19:22
Affected events: 14
DALE [laughs] Well, perhaps we should, with a the disrespectful tone

01:29:37:17 this felted clodhopper takes, why, I never!
01:29:36:23 (Felted clodhopper - an insult referring to his playing dumb
and being a Muppet, which is made out of felt.)
01:30:20:21 DALE Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh? Looks like I just took us from
01:30:20:03 outside the club to the VIP room.
Timing changes
Range: 01:30:31:03 - 01:32:26:20 changed to 01:30:30:09 - 01:32:26:04
Affected events: 32
01:31:17:06 CHIP What, no What? No, she's-- [grunts]

01:31:16:12

Range: 01:32:27:19 - 01:33:02:14 moved to 01:32:27:01 - 01:33:01:20
Affected events: 12
Timing changes
Range: 01:32:58:12 - 01:34:32:04 changed to 01:32:57:18 - 01:34:31:15
Affected events: 23
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY SWEET PETE'S PORTA POTTY

01:33:57:06
PARTIES, WEDDINGS, CONSTRUCTION
01:33:56:12
213-555-1212 213-555-0127
01:34:29:15 SWEET PETE Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla? [chuckles]
01:34:29:06
01:34:31:14 DALE [chuckles] What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla.
January 21, 2022

01:34:34:23 SWEET PETE Don't worry. You can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already.
01:34:34:17 Jimmy, please. Untie our guests.
01:34:32:05 DALE What? No, I was gonna say the opposite.
01:34:39:07 JIMMY [huffs, grunts]

01:34:40:06
SWEET PETE Chip and Dale! You Wow! Hey, you mind if I walk while we
01:34:41:13 talk? Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get
01:34:42:12 my steps in.
(get my steps in = to have your daily exercise)
01:34:44:12 JIMMY [grunts]
SWEET PETE Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my
01:34:46:03 steps in.
01:34:48:17 DALE Hey! I've got one of those. We should link accounts and help
01:34:49:22 motivate each other.
01:36:53:14 DALE [inhales]
SWEET PETE Uh. Yeah, I'm good, buddy. Right. So, I'm guessing you two are
01:34:52:20
here to talk about Monterey Jack.
01:34:54:00
(I'm good = used to say that you don't want to do something)
01:34:58:19 DALE Oh, yeah, actually we are.

01:34:58:17
SWEET PETE You know, I always liked Monty. It's a shame what happened.
01:35:00:22 Too much cheese. Not enough bread.
01:35:00:23 (Bread = slang for cash or money.
Note that Bread and Cheese frequently go together.)
CHIP Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete. Mr. Pete. We'd be willing to pay
whatever Monty owes you. If you'd just be willing to you if you
01:35:06:23
could give him a break? This one time? Just this once?
01:35:06:14
(give him a break = stop putting pressure on someone about
something.)
SWEET PETE Hmm. "Give him a break"? You know, I used to be an actor
myself. got my big break when I was just a kid when kid. I
01:35:13:22
starred got cast in the biggest movie in the world, as the boy who
01:35:14:10
wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan. Then I hit puberty and they threw me
away like garbage.
January 21, 2022

01:35:29:05 CHIP This business can be so rough tough on child actors.

01:35:30:02
01:35:31:21 SWEET PETE [scoffs] You said it.

01:35:32:23
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY NOW SHOWING

01:35:32:15
WHERE THE BOYS WENT
01:35:34:09
(This is a parody of "Where the Boys Are")
01:35:32:21 SWEET PETE I was scared, hungry, and desperate to get back into in that sweet
01:35:34:13 spotlight...
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE NEW ADVENTURES OF PETER PAN

01:35:37:23
CHRISTMAS DAY
SWEET PETE ...but no one would hire me. So, I decided to take the power back
01:35:38:16 and make my own bootleg movie! I called it, "Flying Bedroom
01:35:39:23 Boy."
(Flying Bedroom Boy = a parody of Peter Pan)
01:35:47:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FLYING BEDROOM BOY 2

01:35:48:00 AVAILABLE NOW ONLY ON DVD
01:35:48:21 SWEET PETE And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money. So, I recruited
01:35:50:00 other toons to star in more movies...
SWEET PETE So, I shot more movies with other toons, and bada-bunk-bada-
01:35:51:14
chunk, now I run my own bootleg movie studio...
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BEAUTY AND THE CURSED DOG MAN

HAPPY GHOST CHILD
SPAGHETTI DOGS
01:35:51:08
(Beauty and the Cursed Dog = a parody of Beauty and the
01:35:54:10
Beast
Happy Ghost Child = a parody of Casper
Spaghetti Dogs = a parody of The Lady and the Tramp)
SWEET PETE ...and bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio,
where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the
trash! And now you two come poking around where you don't
belong, asking questions about your missing friend. And I
can't have that. But you want a break? So, how's this for a
01:35:57:05
break? I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'N Dale reboot.
Jimmy.
(a star = a famous celebrity
poking around = look around a place, typically in search of
something)
January 21, 2022

SWEET PETE ...where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the
belong, asking questions about your missing friend. And I can't
have that. But you want a break? How's this for a break? I'm
01:35:58:07
thinking it's time for a Chip 'N Dale reboot. Jimmy.
something.)
01:36:19:05 JIMMY You, come with me.

01:36:22:21
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BUT DON'T WORRY...

HE COOKS. HE CLEANS.
01:35:37:04 HE KICKS SOME BUTT.
HOME ALONE
FAMILY COMEDY WITHOUT THE FAMILY
01:36:20:14 DALE Yup, we're dead.

01:36:24:06
01:36:21:14 CHIP Run!

01:36:25:06
01:36:22:08 DALE [grunts]

01:36:26:00
01:36:23:14 CHIP Go, go, go, go, go! [grunts]

01:36:27:06
01:36:24:02 JIMMY [gasps]

01:36:27:18
01:36:25:08 SWEET PETE Just grab them already!

01:36:29:00
01:36:25:14 JIMMY [grunts] I'm trying!

01:36:29:06
01:36:27:04 DALE [grunts, yells]

01:36:30:20
01:36:28:14 JIMMY [growls]

01:36:32:06
01:36:29:08 SWEET PETE Get down from there!
January 21, 2022

01:36:29:15 CHIP Come on! [grunts] Ready? Jump!

01:36:33:07
01:36:30:13 JIMMY They're crazy!
01:36:30:13 CHIP [grunts] Ready?
01:36:31:18 CHIP Jump!
01:36:32:05 DALE [yells, grunts]

01:36:35:21
01:36:34:01 CHIP [yells, grunts]

01:36:36:21
01:36:36:10 CHIP [grunts]

01:36:39:20
01:36:40:03 SWEET PETE Come on! Hey, that's my personal bathroom!
01:36:39:11 CHIP Look for a way out of here!

01:36:42:18
01:36:38:14 JIMMY Come on! [growls] Hey!

01:36:43:05
01:36:40:18 DALE Uh. No, no. Aha! There's only one way, Chip.
01:36:44:03
01:36:41:11 JIMMY [grunts] Come out here!

01:36:44:18
01:36:43:11 SWEET PETE Get in there! [speaking indistinctly] Open up! Hey!
01:36:46:22
01:36:45:13 CHIP No. That's disgusting.

01:36:49:05
01:36:45:13 SWEET PETE Through the window!
01:36:47:05 BOB Jimmy, I got 'em! [grunts]

01:36:50:21
01:36:47:17 JIMMY Huh?

01:36:51:09
01:36:48:14 DALE It's our only chance. Live a little!

01:36:52:06 (live a little! = : to spend time doing enjoyable things)
January 21, 2022

01:36:48:18 BOB Come on! Open up, fast! up!

01:36:52:10
01:36:54:00 SWEET PETE [yelling indistinctly]
01:36:50:19 CHIP Live a little? You seem excited about this!

01:36:54:11
01:36:52:03 BOB Open the door!
01:36:54:00 BOB [grunts]

01:36:57:03
SWEET PETE Well, they're dead. Easy come, easy go, huh, guys?
(Easy come, easy go = used to indicate that a relationship or
01:37:09:20
possession acquired without effort may be abandoned or lost
casually and without regret.)
01:36:53:15 CHIP What? Don't-- No...

01:36:57:07 [groans]
01:37:06:20 BOB [grunts, yells] Nope, nope! I'm done!
01:37:12:18 DALE [yells]
01:36:56:05 DALE Come on, Chip, the water's fine!

01:36:59:12
01:37:05:19 CHIP [shrieks]
01:37:12:18 CHIP [yells]
01:36:56:09 BOB [grunts]

01:37:00:07
01:36:59:09 CHIP Aw, dang it! [inhales, grunts]

01:37:02:12
01:37:00:02 BOB Come on!
01:37:00:11 CHIP [inhales, grunts]
01:37:01:03 BOB No!

01:37:04:06
01:37:01:08 CHIP Uh, o... okay.

01:37:04:11
January 21, 2022

CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Happy birthday to you

01:37:02:03
Happy birthday to you
01:37:05:06
Happy birth--
01:37:04:15 BOB [yells] Got ya!

01:37:07:18
01:37:09:01 CHIP [yelps]
01:37:09:23 BOB [grunting] No, no! I'm done.
01:37:13:07 SWEET PETE You better pray they don't make it out of there alive.
01:37:16:02 CHIP [yelling]
01:37:16:02 DALE [yelling]
Timing offset: +00:00:02:20

Range: 01:37:19:12 - 01:38:00:15 moved to 01:37:22:08 - 01:38:03:11
Affected events: 22
Timing changes
Range: 01:37:56:15 - 01:38:24:20 changed to 01:37:59:11 - 01:38:29:13
Affected events: 11
CHIP [shrieks] Stupid Rapunzel doll!

01:37:56:15
(Rapunzel = character from the fairy tale of the same name,
01:37:59:11
also a character in the Disney film "Tangled")
01:39:05:21 CHIP [groans]
CHIP [yells, grunts] [grunts, gasps, sighs] Dale? Hello? Dale? [pants]
01:38:22:21
Oh, no. Dale? Come on, don't, uh, don't prank me like this. [sobs,
01:38:25:05
gasps, shrieks, sobs] I should've... [whimpers]
01:38:54:09 DALE What's up?

01:38:56:17
01:38:55:15 CHIP Not now, Dale. [sobs] Dale! You're alive! But... how?
01:38:57:23
01:39:03:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DOUBLE 'O DALE
DALE The name's Munk. Dale Munk.

01:39:03:15
(This is a parody of James Bond's catchphrase: "The name's
01:39:05:23
Bond. James Bond.")
January 21, 2022

01:39:39:17 DALE All right, fine, but I'm coming with you! [chuckles]
01:39:07:21
01:39:41:16 CHIP Yeah! [scoffs] Double-O Dale. Of course.

01:39:09:00
01:39:43:07 DALE Oh! This is gonna be fun!
01:39:44:19 CHIP You are so strange, man. [chuckles]
01:39:06:11 DALE Chip, you were crying. You really do love me!
01:39:11:11
01:39:10:07 CHIP What? No! I-- You were crying!

01:39:15:07
01:39:12:14 DALE Aw! Chippy, Chippy, I love you too!

01:39:17:14
01:39:13:06 CHIP Can we...?

01:39:18:06
01:39:15:03 CHIP Don't make it about you. I was traumatized! Just leave it alone.
01:39:20:03 Okay?
DALE Aw! I mean, I'm touched! Okay! [clicks tongue] Aw! Okay, fine.
01:39:16:12 [inhales] Well, that whole day was a big waste! We didn't learn
01:39:22:06 anything of value except for that Sweet Pete wears the same step
tracker that I do.
01:39:27:21 CHIP Wait, those step trackers, do they keep track of everywhere you
01:39:32:21 go?
01:39:31:16 DALE Yeah, I know because I like to map my runs in the shape of a butt.
01:39:36:16 [chuckles]
01:39:35:02 CHIP I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need to go talk to Ellie. And
01:39:40:02 then I'm going home!
01:39:44:14 DALE Okay, but please just don't tell her about the butt thing.
01:39:47:16 CHIP I can't promise that.
01:39:49:02 DALE [groans] You think she'll think it's funny, though?
January 21, 2022

Timing changes
Range: 01:39:52:05 - 01:41:39:14 changed to 01:39:56:16 - 01:41:43:23
Affected events: 18
ELLIE STECKLER No, I really screwed up. Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing,
I fell for a bogus tip, and tip. I made the whole squad raid
Nickelodeon Junior studios. [sighs] And the toons fought back.
Paw Patrol Patrol bit back. [inhales] Ended up giving half the
squad rabies. Marshall attacked Sergeant Henderson. The
doctors say he'll never have kids. No one's trusted me ever since.
01:40:32:12
(Peppa Pig = the main character of an animated television
01:40:36:19
show of the same name
screwed up = cause something to fail or go wrong.
tip = a small but useful piece of information
Nickelodeon Jr. = An American television channel/studio
that primarily creates content for children
Paw Patrol = children's animated show)
01:41:23:18 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL DISNEY PARADE FIREWORKS

01:41:27:20 PHOTOGRAPHY FLAMMABLE
01:41:30:03 ELLIE STECKLER What? I wish my childhood self could see this! [chuckles] This is
01:41:34:10 crazy! [chuckles]

Range: 01:41:40:17 - 01:41:59:21 moved to 01:41:45:04 - 01:42:04:08
Affected events: 10
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS

CRIME BUSTERS
GORILLA MY DREAMS
PUFFED RANGERS
THE S.S. DRAINPIPE
01:41:47:15 PIE IN THE SKY
01:41:52:02 REST HOME RANGLERS RANGERS
LE PURRFECT CRIME
SHORT ORDER CROOKS
ROBOCAT
UNDERCOVER CRITTERS
DOUBLE TROUBLE
01:43:14:18 CHIP Hmm.
January 21, 2022


Range: 01:42:03:13 - 01:42:58:02 moved to 01:42:07:05 - 01:43:01:18
Affected events: 16
01:42:56:21 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ZIPPER
Timing changes
Range: 01:42:58:03 - 01:46:32:01 changed to 01:43:01:19 - 01:46:34:20
Affected events: 58
DALE Please! I need you, Ellie! Help find me!

01:43:44:01
(Note: Though Chip is imitating Monte's voice, this is
01:43:47:00
definitely Monte's voice actor saying this line.)
01:44:53:09 BOB Hey, you! you two! This water fountain good?
01:44:56:06
01:45:06:10 BOB Good. Thank you you.

01:45:09:09
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BONGOHUB

01:46:31:22 DISNEY AFTERNOON DECIMATOR
DJ HERZOGENAURACH
01:46:33:10 DJ HERZOGENAURACH You are recognizing? Yes? Wait for it.

01:46:36:05
01:46:36:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BILL
01:46:36:19 DALE [laughs] No way! Is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme
01:46:39:14 song? You made this?
01:46:41:09 DJ HERZOGENAURACH You are knowing it, brother! Now you do a rap on it? Yes?
01:46:44:04
01:46:44:08 CHIP Oh, oh, I don't know! Give me one second with Dale here, bro.
01:46:47:03 First off, stop encouraging this guy.
01:46:47:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BOB

Range: 01:46:48:23 - 01:49:00:10 moved to 01:46:51:18 - 01:49:03:05
Affected events: 54
January 21, 2022

CHIP DALE (Song/Lyric) Ah! Ah! My name is Dale

I don't eat whale
01:47:18:16
Why would you say
01:47:21:11
That I eat whale?
I don't eat whale
01:48:00:10 DALE Aye, yo, champ! Chip! Take the mic!

01:48:03:05 (mic = microphone)
01:48:45:02 DJ HERZOGENAURACH Boom, boom. It's DJ Hertzgenaurach Herzogenaurach with the

01:48:47:21 Disney Afternoon remix!
01:48:50:13 DALE CHIP Hey, this was really fun, but we actually got to get going!
01:48:53:08
01:49:00:13 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY JOE'S LAUNDRY

01:49:03:08
01:49:04:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY WALL-E MART

Range: 01:49:02:18 - 01:49:25:06 moved to 01:49:05:13 - 01:49:28:01
Affected events: 10
01:49:26:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DATA

01:49:28:20 SYNC ACTIVITY DATA SYNC COMPLETE IN PROGRESS
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DATA

01:49:29:18
SYNC COMPLETE

Range: 01:49:29:01 - 01:50:10:09 moved to 01:49:31:20 - 01:50:13:04
Affected events: 10
01:49:29:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MAXUM PETROLEUM SHIP SERVICES AL LARSON BOAT

01:49:31:20 SHOP SAN PEDRO
01:50:02:22 ELLIE STECKLER [panting] Here, captain.

01:50:06:20
CAPTAIN S. PUTTY I ought to suspend you for going behind my back, Steckler. And I
hope we don't get attacked by SpongeBob the Rugrats this time.
01:50:05:01 [laughs] Ready the battering rams!
01:50:07:20 (SpongeBob = Spongebob SquarePants, main character of
the animated Rugrats = show that focuses on a group of the
same name toddlers)
January 21, 2022


01:50:13:04

Range: 01:50:14:18 - 01:50:42:07 moved to 01:50:17:07 - 01:50:44:20
Affected events: 11
01:50:41:18 ELLIE STECKLER [exhales] Sir! I think I found something. [breathes deeply] Careful.
01:50:46:08 Don't touch anything.
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ADD FACE OR LIPS

MORE PURPLE
BIGGER HAIR
01:51:07:22 ENLARGE
01:51:10:11 BEFORE
AFTER
EARS
ADD FEATHERS
ELLIE STECKLER Flounder? Sneezy?

01:51:08:06
(Sneezy = one of the seven dwarves from the film "Snow
01:51:10:19
White")
01:51:14:03 ELLIE STECKLER They're all here.

01:51:16:16
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AFTER

01:51:16:02 INCREASE CGI SURGERY
01:51:18:15 NEW EYES APPROVED
BIGGER
CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Whoa. Freaky. Whoa. Garfield's little body can't take muscles like
01:51:16:02 that.
01:51:18:15 (Garfield = the main character of "Garfield" , an American
comic strip and cartoon)
01:51:21:18 ELLIE STECKLER We found 'em.

01:51:23:08
01:51:25:13 DALE This looks like the machine I had my CG work done on. Except
01:51:27:03 way more violent-looking.
01:51:35:11 ELLIE STECKLER It's still warm. Must've just missed 'em.
01:51:50:03 CHIP Uh. That's not good.
01:51:34:23 CHIP Yeah, this place is creepy.

01:51:40:02
January 21, 2022

01:51:37:03 DALE I'm gonna see if I can't find a light switch.

01:51:42:06
01:51:39:08 CHIP Wait. No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
01:51:44:11
01:51:46:08 DALE See? Nothing to worry about!

01:51:51:11
01:51:48:02 CHIP [chuckles] I guess you're right.

01:51:53:05
01:51:55:10 DALE Uh...
01:51:56:09 CHIP That's not good.
Timing changes
Range: 01:51:51:19 - 01:52:03:16 changed to 01:51:57:03 - 01:52:09:04
Affected events: 10
01:51:58:10 ELLIE STECKLER [grunts] Dale!

01:52:04:17
Timing changes
Range: 01:52:06:03 - 01:53:43:04 changed to 01:52:11:15 - 01:53:50:08
Affected events: 34
01:53:30:21 DALE [chuckles] Ready?

01:53:35:18
01:53:41:11 CHIP [grunts] Got ya! [grunts]

01:53:47:13
01:53:44:01 CHIP DALE Slide! [grunts] [pants]

01:53:50:08
01:53:46:06 DALE [pants]
January 21, 2022

01:53:46:21 CHIP [pants] You okay? Are you in one piece?

01:53:53:03
01:53:51:06 DALE Yeah, I think so. But you're not.

01:53:57:13
01:53:54:16 CHIP Huh? [yells]

01:54:01:04
01:53:56:11 DALE [yells]

01:54:03:00
01:53:57:03 CHIP [yells]

01:54:03:16
01:53:58:02 DALE [yells]

01:54:04:15
01:53:59:02 CHIP [yells]

01:54:05:15
01:54:00:03 DALE [yells]

01:54:06:16
01:54:00:08 ELLIE STECKLER Um, I'm sure they're fine. [chuckles]

01:54:06:17

Range: 01:54:01:00 - 01:55:09:09 moved to 01:54:07:13 - 01:55:15:22
Affected events: 20
01:55:12:15 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY POLICE
Timing changes
Range: 01:55:10:15 - 01:55:33:07 changed to 01:55:17:04 - 01:55:40:02
Affected events: 11
01:55:23:23 REPORTER 2 Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear?

01:55:30:09
01:55:42:07 SWEET PETE Well, this is a mess.
01:55:44:01 BOB We should probably skip town for a while, huh, boss?
01:55:51:04 ELLIE STECKLER I know. It... it usually does.
January 21, 2022

SWEET PETE We're not going anywhere without those chipmunks. I still
01:55:46:06
want my reboot.
01:55:50:13 JIMMY Should we try to follow them?
01:55:53:14 CHIP It's like they knew we were coming.
01:55:51:20 SWEET PETE Nah, let 'em go. I have my own special way of tracking people.
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DALE

5.6K PHOTOS
74.4K FOLLOWERS
272 FOLLOWING
DALE
RESCUE RANGERS
01:56:00:04 ACTOR
LOS ANGELES
HIGHLIGHTS
MONOLOGUES
OUTFITS
FUNNY WORDS
DIRECTIONS
01:56:00:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FOLLOW
01:56:01:21 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FOLLOWING
01:55:42:03 DALE Are we sure that every room was checked?

01:56:12:10
01:55:44:23 ELLIE STECKLER Yeah. Positive.

01:56:15:02
01:55:46:19 CHIP You said bootlegging takes 48 hours. We made it before then.
01:56:16:22
01:56:21:00 ELLIE STECKLER I know. It-- it usually does.
DALE I know. It just doesn't seem right. Hey, just want to remind you
guys I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon, signing autographs, so get
01:56:21:13
those nuts ready! [laughs, inhales]
(con = short for convention)
CHIP And that coffee was still warm. It's like they knew we were
01:56:23:08
coming.
ELLIE STECKLER Look, I know you guys are sad about Monty, but you should still
01:55:55:20
feel really good about what you did back there. You guys are
01:56:27:01
heroes.
January 21, 2022

01:56:04:16 CHIP We are not heroes. Monty's gone.

01:56:35:10
01:56:07:07 DALE I was so excited to see his big, dopey face.

01:56:38:01

01:56:43:21 (indistinct chatter continues under following dialogue)
01:56:13:03 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT

01:56:43:21
01:56:16:19 CHIP [sighs] I'm telling you, we're missing something. I can feel it,
01:56:47:13 Dale.
DALE Hey. J-- just want to remind you guys I'll be at Fan Con this
01:56:52:10 afternoon, signing autographs. So, get those nuts ready!
[chuckles] Yeah.

Range: 01:56:31:09 - 01:58:54:09 moved to 01:57:01:05 - 01:59:24:05
Affected events: 37
01:58:49:13 DALE This whole place, it smells like... old food in a rental car! almond
01:59:19:09 butter and gasoline!
01:58:52:03 CHIP Old food in a rental car! Almond butter and gasoline! But that's
01:59:21:23 the Rescue Rangers cologne.
01:58:58:11 DALE [sniffs] This way.

01:59:27:23
01:59:00:21 CHIP [sniffs] This way.
02:00:32:01 CHIP Yeah, are you though?
UGLY SONIC Oh, you know what you sound like to me? Wah, wah, wah, wah,
wah.
02:00:33:09
(Note: The "wahs" are similar to how Charlie Brown hears
his teacher speaking in the Peanuts cartoons.)
DALE [laughs] Yeah! Like Charlie Brown's teacher. The thing is, we
actually don't have a lot of time.
02:00:38:08
(Charlie Brown = The main character of the Peanuts comic
strip)
01:59:09:01 DALE [sniffs] It's coming from in here. Why would Putty's office smell
01:59:39:12 like that?
January 21, 2022

UGLY SONIC Oh! You want me to go fast! [laughs] That's Sonic's thing, Ugly
02:00:41:17
Sonic goes slow, baby! [laughs]
01:59:14:03 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CAPTAIN S. PUTTY

01:59:44:14
01:59:45:19 ELLIE STECKLER [speaking indistinctly]
01:59:18:21 CHIP [gasps] Dale, we need to leave, now.

01:59:49:08

01:59:52:19 (indistinct street chatter continues under following dialogue)
01:59:22:20 DALE What's going on? Why are we running away?

01:59:53:07
CHIP I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose are onto something.
01:59:24:16
Monty was literally the only person to ever use that disgusting
01:59:55:03
cologne.
DALE Actually, I heard it's still used in the Ukraine to strip paint, but of
01:59:31:00 course, we never see a dime of that.
02:00:01:11 (See a dime of that = collect royalties for the rights to use
their brand.)
01:59:35:11 CHIP [grunts] That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it... it, which
02:00:05:22 means someone had direct contact with Monty.
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VOTE SENATOR BUTTHEAD VOTE TO GET TOUGH ON

BOOTLEG LAWS *THIS BILLBOARD WAS
COMMISSIONED BY SENATOR BUTTHEAD ACCIDENTES
01:59:37:19 PUEDE RECIBIR DINERO POR SU ACCIDENTE
02:00:06:19 NO PAGAS SI NO GANAS!
ABOGADO/ATTORNEY PUERCO BARRANCO
(Butthead = a character from the show from the show
"Beavis and Butthead")
01:59:38:07 CHIP ...which means someone had direct contact with Monty.
Timing changes
Range: 01:59:40:18 - 02:00:32:00 changed to 02:00:11:05 - 02:01:02:06
Affected events: 15
02:00:05:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ELLIE MOBILE

02:00:35:13
January 21, 2022

02:01:02:08 DALE Look, we really need your help, but we don't have a lot of time.
UGLY SONIC Oh! You want me to go fast? [chuckles] That's Sonic's thing.
02:01:04:22
Ugly Sonic goes slow, baby. [laughs]
02:00:53:06 DALE [groans] So, you're not gonna help us?

02:01:16:11
02:00:55:04 UGLY SONIC No, I'm not.

02:01:17:15
02:00:56:00 DALE [scoffs] You don't have a show with the FBI. I knew it! I knew it!
02:01:18:13

02:01:20:03 (indistinct chatter continues under the following dialog)
02:00:58:04 DALE I knew it! I knew it!
02:00:58:08 CHIP Um... Dale, we need to go. [gasps] Oh, no.

02:01:21:00
02:00:59:10 UGLY SONIC I wasn't finished. I'll run it by my producer later when I see him at
02:01:22:02 the château.
02:01:25:06 DALE [gasps] Oh, no.
02:01:04:01 CHIP Quick, we'll lose them in the crowd.

02:01:26:17
02:01:05:16 UGLY SONIC One day, you'll see, Dale. You'll turn on your television and all
02:01:28:08 will be revealed.
02:01:07:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY UGLY SONIC

02:01:29:21
02:01:07:10 CHIP [pants]

02:01:30:02
02:01:08:20 DALE [pants] No, it won't.

02:01:31:12
02:01:11:13 UGLY SONIC Yes, it will!

02:01:34:05

02:01:35:19
02:01:13:11 SWEET PETE Hurry up.
January 21, 2022

02:01:14:02 JIMMY Make room!

02:01:36:18
02:01:14:12 BOB Move! [grunts]

02:01:37:04

02:01:38:04
02:01:16:03 BOB Out of the way! Move it, nerds!

02:01:38:19
02:01:16:17 SWEET PETE You're gross.
02:01:17:12 BOB Move it, nerds!
Timing changes
Range: 02:01:18:12 - 02:01:51:07 changed to 02:01:41:04 - 02:02:13:23
Affected events: 20
02:01:31:02 DALE [pants] Whoa! You guys smell incredible. Watch out! [laughs]
02:01:53:18
02:01:31:17 CHIP Whoa! Watch out. Okay. Nice horsey, nice horsey.
02:01:54:09
02:01:47:00 MAN IN LIGHT BLUE SHIRT [grunts] Come on!

02:02:09:16
02:01:51:07 GIRL IN CHIPMUNK DRESS [gasps]
Timing changes
Range: 02:01:52:08 - 02:02:22:17 changed to 02:02:15:00 - 02:02:45:14
Affected events: 15
02:01:53:10 GIRL IN CHIPMUNK DRESS Peter, is that really you? You got old.
02:02:16:07 CUBBY
02:02:19:15 CHIP [pants] Uh... What?

02:02:42:12
02:02:25:09 DALE Um... What?
January 21, 2022

Timing changes
Range: 02:02:27:04 - 02:03:02:10 changed to 02:02:49:20 - 02:03:22:23
Affected events: 15
MAN DRESSED UP AS BORAT Oh, my God. Hey! Can I get a photo? [speaking indistinctly]
02:02:32:20
(This is a fan dressed up as the fictional reality character,
02:02:55:12
Borat)
SWEET PETE [crows] [groans, crows] Think happy little thoughts.

02:02:39:02 (Note: Peter Pan is known for his crowing.
02:03:01:05 "Think happy thoughts" = A popular phrase from the
novel/film Peter Pan.)
SWEET PETE [coughs, groans] Aw, definitely pulled something. You go, keep
02:02:44:06
going, I'll catch up. [coughs] Give Hey, give me that. [groans,
02:03:07:08
grunts, groans] It's diet. [groans] You're drinking diet?
02:03:03:02 BOB By the axe of Ucarga, you will submit to me! [grunts, screams]
02:03:24:05 Got you. [grunts]
02:03:12:05 DALE [screams] [grunts]

02:03:31:00
02:03:14:15 CHIP [grunts] Whoa! [grunts, gasps]

02:03:33:16
02:03:13:22 BOB What are you doing? Stop. Just... Whoa! [grunting, screams] Got
02:03:35:03 you! [screams, grunts]
02:03:20:17 DALE Oh!
Timing changes
Range: 02:03:21:01 - 02:04:21:12 changed to 02:03:39:12 - 02:04:39:12
Affected events: 25
MANTIS They are weird. [laughs]

02:03:28:22 (Note: This character is B.O.B. Mantis from the animated
02:03:47:07 film "Monsters Vs. Aliens", "Kung Fu Panda", the joke here
is that he is also voiced by Seth Rogen, respectively)
January 21, 2022

B.O.B Super weird. [laughs]

02:03:30:05 (Note: This character is B.O.B. from the animated film
02:03:48:14 "Monsters Vs. Aliens", the joke here is that he is also voiced
by Seth Rogen, respectively)
02:03:42:17 BALOO Well, I'll be. Chip and Dale together. together again. Never
02:04:01:02 thought I'd see the day.
02:04:22:01 GUY WITH BACKPACK No way! Is the reboot happening?
02:04:25:05 CHIP Nobody wants a reboot.
Timing changes
Range: 02:04:27:10 - 02:06:00:23 changed to 02:04:39:23 - 02:06:13:01
Affected events: 30
02:05:35:03 SWEET PETE He'll Oh, he'll be here. here, all right. Keep your pants on.
02:05:46:08 ("keep your pants on" = to be patient)
SWEET PETE Ah! I want you to stop messing with my business. You exposed
everything, now I have to move all the this stuff and start over. It's
02:05:42:23
super annoying. You should Should have just let me bootleg you
02:05:54:20
when you came to my office. Could have saved us both a ton of
headaches. Ah!

Range: 02:06:01:05 - 02:08:19:00 moved to 02:06:13:05 - 02:08:31:00
Affected events: 26
Timing changes
Range: 02:08:15:01 - 02:10:09:01 changed to 02:08:27:01 - 02:10:20:18
Affected events: 19
DALE [laughs] Oh, so good. [laughs] Still holds up. [inhales] It's a great
02:08:21:19
show. Uh, no! Focus, Dale. Come on.
02:08:33:14
(holds up = to still be of great quality)
January 21, 2022

DALE All right. Think, Dale, think. Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns
provide light by using fire. Fire is really cool, but also really
dangerous. [gasps] Someone is in a dangerous situation. Like that
time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. [gasps] Ellie has ten toes
02:08:38:22 and she probably likes Thai food. Ellie is tied up and in danger and
02:08:50:00 Chip is with her. It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole
time. I cracked it. I am coming, guys. [grunts, pants, groans] Come
on, start, start, start, start, start! start! No! No, no, no. [sighs] No.
Oh! Huh.
(Thai and tie are pronounced the same way in English.)
02:09:39:16 ZIPPER [buzzes, clears throat] Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of
02:09:51:02 you lights my heart of aglow.
02:10:00:22 SWEET PETE Chip, I want to do something extra special for you. How would
02:10:12:08 you feel...
02:10:03:17 SWEET PETE How would you feel about ...about playing your old character, but
02:10:15:03 with feet for ears...
Timing changes
Range: 02:10:09:01 - 02:14:20:09 changed to 02:10:20:21 - 02:14:32:11
Affected events: 71
02:12:43:01 SWEET PETE [gasps] [chuckles]

02:12:55:15
02:12:47:11 DALE [grunts] Whoo!

02:12:59:12
02:12:57:03 SWEET PETE No. No, No, no, no, no, no. Come on!
02:13:09:02
02:13:01:02 SWEET PETE Oh, Oh, yeah, thanks for the input, Putty. genius.
02:13:13:05
02:13:02:21 DALE Ellie. [pants] Ellie.

02:13:15:12
02:13:17:17 DALE Of course, it was obvious obvious.

02:13:30:09
January 21, 2022


Range: 02:14:21:01 - 02:15:20:18 moved to 02:14:33:06 - 02:15:32:23
Affected events: 19
02:14:50:04 JIMMY [grunts] Uh-oh. Huh? [yells in high-pitched voice]

02:15:02:09
02:14:58:15 SWEET PETE [chuckles] Uh... That's not good. bad. [grunts]
02:15:10:20
02:15:25:23 CHIP Uh...

02:15:37:07
02:15:38:13 SWEET PETE Meow.

02:15:49:21
02:15:39:18 CHIP Huh.

02:15:51:02
SWEET PETE I'm gonna wreck stuff. [grunts]

02:15:40:13 (note, this is a reference to "I'm gonna wreck it", Wreck-It
02:15:51:21 Ralph's catchphrase, because he now has Wreck-It Ralph's
arm)
02:15:42:09 DALE [screams] Run!

02:15:53:17
02:15:42:09 CHIP [screams]

02:15:53:17
02:15:55:15 SWEET PETE [grunts]
02:15:47:20 DALE [pants] Whoa! [pants]

02:15:59:05
02:15:47:20 CHIP [pants] Hey, come on. Up up here. [pants]

02:15:59:05
02:15:50:12 SWEET PETE [grunts, laughs] [laughs] You fools!

02:16:04:07
02:15:58:09 DALE [grunts] Whoa! [grunts, pants]

02:16:08:21
02:15:58:09 CHIP [grunts] Whoa! [grunts, pants]

02:16:08:21
January 21, 2022

02:16:08:20 DALE [groans]

02:16:19:08
02:16:10:04 CHIP Oh...

02:16:20:16
02:16:11:11 DALE Uh... Where are we?

02:16:21:23
02:16:23:08 BOOTLEG TIGGER [chuckles]
POOJ Boh Barba.

02:16:14:18
(This is a play on Winnie the Pooh's usual phrase "Oh,
02:16:25:06
bother.")
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY POOJ

02:16:16:10
THE FAT HONEY BEAR
02:16:17:03 CHIP "Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear." [groans, screams]

02:16:27:15 (Pooj = A parody version of Winnie the Pooh)
Timing changes
Range: 02:16:20:04 - 02:19:40:03 changed to 02:16:30:16 - 02:19:50:02
Affected events: 53
SWEET PETE [laughs] I'm Gabby Gabby. Will you be my friend?

02:16:23:11
(Gabby Gabby = Gabby Gabby is the main antagonist of Toy
02:16:31:22
Story 4)
02:16:30:12 CHIP Right on the other side of the wall. Not overseas!
02:16:41:00
CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Whee! [groans, grunts, chuckles] Oopsie daisy. Bouncy, bouncy.
02:16:58:11
Yoink, yoink. [grunts, chuckles, hums] [laughs] Heads-up.
02:17:08:23
[grunts, groans] That actually made me dizzy. [groans]
MAN (Song/Lyric) You've gotta see this guy

Prince Jahli, wonder is he
02:17:26:03 Lolly-a-blah-blah
02:17:34:07 (These lyrics are a parody of the song "Prince Ali" from the
film Disney animated film Aladdin
"Prince Jali" is also a parody of the character "Prince Ali")
January 21, 2022

GOOFY PETE [chuckles] Hey, get outta the way, pals. you little yahoos. Move
02:17:24:15
it! Move, move, move! Move it! Hey! You're messing things up
02:17:35:03
here! [screams]
02:17:46:00 CROWD [screaming] [walla]

02:17:54:22 (indistinct clamoring)
02:18:12:21 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [grunts] So close. [grunts] Okay. [groans, hums] You know I've
02:18:23:05 been thinking... Oh, I'm gonna be... [groans]
02:18:29:03 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [grunts] Ta-da-da-da. Boing. [chuckles, grunts, [grunts, groans]
02:18:39:15
CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [sighs] Poor, sweet little Ellie. You never should've been a cop in
02:18:48:09
the first place. Any last words? What? I can't hear you. No? Okay.
02:18:56:20
Bye, bye, you're dead.
02:19:19:23 SWEET PETE [roars] [roars, laughs]

02:19:29:22
02:19:29:01 SWEET PETE [laughs] Ba-ba-dum. Behind you!

02:19:39:04
02:19:32:11 SWEET PETE Come out, come out, wherever you are. [laughs]
02:19:42:10
02:19:48:03 SWEET PETE [laughs]
Timing changes
Range: 02:19:41:19 - 02:21:03:16 changed to 02:19:51:18 - 02:21:14:13
Affected events: 29
02:20:51:06 DALE [screams] Go! Good! Go, go!

02:21:01:14
02:20:50:11 CHIP Now! [screams]

02:21:01:17
02:20:52:10 SWEET PETE [grunts] What the... [grunts] God! Come here! [grunts]
02:21:02:18
02:20:53:18 DALE CHIP [pants] Almost there. [pants, gasps]

02:21:05:07
02:20:53:18 CHIP DALE [pants, grunts, gasps]

02:21:05:07
January 21, 2022

02:21:04:19 SWEET PETE That's enough chipmunks. It's all over.
02:21:10:02 SWEET PETE Goodbye, Chip 'N' Dale. Huh?

02:21:16:15
02:21:08:12 DALE Oh, no.
Timing changes
Range: 02:21:13:15 - 02:22:25:10 changed to 02:21:20:07 - 02:22:28:23
Affected events: 20
02:21:19:19 UGLY SONIC SWEET PETE [chuckles] Yeah, I told you I had a show, Dale. [grunts] Take
02:21:26:09 that!
UGLY SONIC Official Sonic can't do what Ugly Sonic does, baby! [laughs]
Yeah! I told you I had a show, Dale. [grunts, coughs] Oh, stupid
02:21:42:23
teeth! I think I just bit my tongue.
02:21:46:01
(Official Sonic = refers to the actual design used for the
Sonic the Hedgehog movie)
DALE (Song/Lyric) Ch-- Ch-- Ch-- Chip 'N' Dale, Rescue Rangers
02:22:05:22 Chi-- Chi-- Ch-- Chip and Dale, when there's danger
02:22:09:19 No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved...
02:22:15:00 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Once they're involved somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
02:22:18:21 Ch-- Ch-- Ch-- Chip 'N' Dale, Rescue Rangers Ch-- Ch-- Ch-
02:22:15:00 DALE (Song/Lyric) Once they're involved somehow whatever's wrong...
02:22:24:12 DALE No! [grunts]

02:22:28:09
02:22:36:23 POLICE OFFICE 4 Down! Down on the ground!

02:22:40:20
02:22:38:03 SWEET PETE All right, all right, you got me. right. Calm down.
02:22:42:00
02:22:39:16 CHIP Dale? D-- Dale, come on. Don't mess with me. [inhales] Come on.
02:22:43:13
02:22:42:02 FBI AGENT FBI!

02:22:45:23
02:22:42:20 WOMAN [indistinct chatter over radio]

02:22:46:17
January 21, 2022

02:22:44:06 CHIP Not this time, man. [chuckles]

02:22:48:03
02:22:46:04 POLICE OFFICER 5 Police!

02:22:50:01
CHIP I know you're just pranking me. I'm not falling for this twice.
[pants] Come on. Dale? [pants, sniffles] You-- You know, the
02:22:46:20
morning I met you when we were just kids at the cafeteria, I never
02:22:50:17
told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from
school because I didn't have any friends.
CROWD [walla]
02:23:01:09
CROWD [walla]
02:23:11:11
CROWD [walla]
02:23:15:22

Range: 02:23:12:22 - 02:24:24:01 moved to 02:23:16:19 - 02:24:27:22
Affected events: 13
02:24:12:08 DALE This things thing's too special to throw away.

02:24:16:05
02:24:23:17 UGLY SONIC [laughs]

02:24:27:13
02:24:23:22 POLICE OFFICER 6 All right, pal. Let's go.

02:24:27:18
UGLY SONIC The uglier the crime, the longer the time. You're gonna die in jail.
02:24:24:07 Oh, Roger, we gotta work on the end of that tagline. That's dark.
02:24:28:03 The internet's gonna trash me again.
(trash = insult)
02:24:25:11 GRAPHIC 9
02:24:29:02 UGLY SONIC, UGLIER CRIMES
02:24:33:04 CHIP [sniffs] Hey. Do Wait. Hold on a second. If they were filming
02:24:37:12 the bootleg movies here, you smell that? don't think...
January 21, 2022

02:24:36:22 DALE [sniffs] Yeah. You don't think... Monty!

02:24:42:18
02:24:40:05 CHIP Monty!

02:24:42:18
02:24:43:08 DALE CHIP [sniffs]

02:24:44:21
02:24:44:03 CHIP DALE [sniffs, grunts]

02:24:48:06

Range: 02:24:47:19 - 02:25:46:00 moved to 02:24:50:11 - 02:25:48:16
Affected events: 18
02:25:36:15 DALE Don't worry, Monte. worry. I've got a guy that'll fix those ears, no
02:25:39:07 problem.
02:25:46:00 MONTEREY JACK Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming. [laughs]

02:25:48:16
02:25:51:12 DALE [laughs]
Timing changes
Range: 02:25:48:23 - 02:26:22:02 changed to 02:25:51:15 - 02:26:24:04
Affected events: 12
02:26:19:01 ALLIGATOR FBI AGENT Ah! Bunch of pieces of a bad guy. Thanks. Nice work on this
02:26:21:03 case. The FBI could use someone like you.
02:26:24:05 ELLIE STECKLER Thanks. But I think I'd like to start my own detective agency.
Timing changes
Range: 02:26:23:02 - 02:26:55:06 changed to 02:26:29:02 - 02:26:56:07
Affected events: 11
CHIP You know, Dale, for a long time I thought I was safer alone, but I
02:26:39:18
forgot that true friendship is worth the risk. I'm sorry it took all
02:26:45:17
this to get us back together.
02:26:50:13 MONTEREY JACK Crikey. That was the sweetest moment I've ever seen. Crikey. I'd
02:26:53:09 cry if they didn't erase me tear ducts.
January 21, 2022


Range: 02:26:55:09 - 02:27:53:05 moved to 02:26:56:10 - 02:27:54:06
Affected events: 16
02:27:04:18 DALE [laughs] We already got a joke. [laughing]

02:27:05:19
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Sometimes some crimes

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Go slipping through the cracks
02:27:56:16
02:27:58:08
02:27:57:13 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL WELCOME BACK MONTY

02:27:59:05 PHOTOGRAPHY
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE There's no case too big

RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME No case too small
FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST When you need help just call
02:28:09:15
(Song/Lyric) Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale
02:28:11:07
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
GRAPHIC RESCUE RANGERS REBOOT

02:28:10:07
BASED ON CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS
GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL BOOTLEGGED?

02:28:07:10
PHOTOGRAPHY CALL ELLIE STECKLER
02:28:12:08
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR 1-800-BOOTLEG
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Rescue Rangers
TITLE THEME MALE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale
02:28:15:14 VOCALIST (JEFF PESCETTO) When there's danger
02:28:17:06 (Song/Lyric) No, no, it never fails
Once they're involved
Somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
Fresh prints
GRAPHIC RESCUE RANGERS

THE_REAL_ARIEL CAN'T WAIT!
MUSHU TAKE MY MONEY!
02:28:15:23
TIGRA FINALLY!!
INSURANCE FROG SO EXCITED TO SEE THE BOYS BACK
TOGETHER! #DREAMTEAM #MOREPLEASE
January 21, 2022

PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY RESCUE RANGERS

02:28:22:19
THE REBOOT
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 0304 4HDH 4/11

1989 4HDH 4/11
02:28:26:18
0120 4HDH 4/11
0120 4HDH 4/11
GRAPHIC GRIEVING NEVERLAND

02:28:30:04 WATCH NOW
(A parody of "Leaving Neverland")
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Fresh prints

02:28:31:12 RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME
02:28:33:04 FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST
(Song/Lyric)
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Not since

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN
02:28:32:02
TITLE THEME MALE
02:28:33:18
VOCALIST (JEFF PESCETTO)
(Song/Lyric)
GRAPHIC AN FX ORIGINAL SERIES

02:28:32:17 UGLY SONIC UGLIER CRIMES
PLAY
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Not since

(Song/Lyric)
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Watson and Mr. Holmes

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Have two minds
02:28:34:06
TITLE THEME MALE
02:28:35:22
(Song/Lyric)
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Two minds

(Song/Lyric)
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE So fine

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN
02:28:38:20
TITLE THEME MALE
02:28:40:12
(Song/Lyric)
January 21, 2022

PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 0304 4HDH 4/11

02:28:40:17 1989 4HDH 4/11
0120 4HDH 4/11
CROWD [walla]
02:28:39:08
(indistinct cheering)
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE So fine

(Song/Lyric)
02:28:42:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE BOY WHO GREW UP
JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Looked under every stone

RESCUE RANGERS MAIN
02:28:40:23
TITLE THEME MALE
02:28:42:15
(Song/Lyric)
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE When you need some help to save the day
RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME They're never far away
02:28:43:10 (Song/Lyric) Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
02:28:45:08 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DRAMA ACTION ROMANCE COMEDY CRIMES
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BONGOHUB+ ORIGINAL SERIES

02:28:39:00
MUPPET FIGHTS
02:28:46:04
PLAY
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PRE-VIEWED $9.99

EROTIC DOG MEATBALLS
BEAUTY AND THE CURSED DOG MAN
POOJ THE FAT HONEY BEAR
02:28:48:17 FREAKISH BABY ELEPHANT
LYING PUPPET AND VERMIN
STUPIDO THE ELEPHANT BABY
JALADDIN DISC SPECIAL EDITION
RAT WIZARD
January 21, 2022


VOCALIST (JEFF PESCETTO) Rescue Rangers
02:28:49:04
02:28:50:20
When there's danger
No, no, it never fails

02:28:52:08 (indistinct cheering)
02:28:53:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY STUPIDO THE ELEPHANT BABY

02:29:05:13 (a parody of the animated film "Dumbo")
CROWD [walla]
02:29:08:18
CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Grey skies, it's trouble

RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME Bad guys see double
FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST When they're around
02:29:07:03 (Song/Lyric) The chips are never down
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
02:29:00:07 GRAPHIC RESCUE RANGERS

02:29:12:02
02:29:07:17 GRAPHIC FILM FESTIVAL

02:29:19:13 OFFICIAL SELECTION FESTIVAL DE CANNES
January 21, 2022


VOCALIST (JEFF PESCETTO) When there's danger
(Song/Lyric) No, no, it never fails
They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Rescue Rangers
02:29:21:06 When there's danger
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
When there's danger
When there's danger
Rescue Rangers
GRAPHIC NOW PLAYING

02:29:12:19
"RUDD "AUNT MAN IS IRRESISTIBLE!"
02:29:24:05
AUNT-MAN
GRAPHIC RESCUE RANGERS REBOOT SCORES BIG AT THE BOX

02:29:15:11
OFFICE
02:29:27:04
CRITICS ASK: WHO CARES?
GRAPHIC HOW MANY MORE SHAMELESS CASH GRABS MUST

WE ENDURE? THE LATEST REBOOT IN A SEEMINGLY
ENDLESS STREAM OF REBOOTS FROM MAJOR
02:29:30:19
STUDIOS SEEMS TO HAVE STRUCK GOLD FOR
HOLLYWOOD. CRITICS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE
RECYCLED IDEAS, AND YET THE AUDIENCES
02:29:29:17 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP N DALE
January 21, 2022

CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers
02:29:33:01
02:29:34:17
When there's danger
Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers
GRAPHIC SUPER RESCUE RANGERS

02:29:33:18
(A parody of the video game "Super Smash Brothers")
02:29:24:20 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL SHIMARISU SWEAT

02:29:36:14 PHOTOGRAPHY ACORN FLAVOR!
GRAPHIC TEEN
02:29:36:06 ESRB CONTENT RATING
WWW.ESRB.ORG
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N' DALE'S

02:29:39:06
HAIR RESCUE
02:29:38:22 GRAPHIC DJ HERZOGENAURACH

02:29:47:23 FEAT. CHIP 'N' DALE 1,345,604 MONTHLY LISTENERS
02:29:47:05 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL DALE ANOTHER DAY SUPER RESCUE RANGERS

02:29:53:16 PHOTOGRAPHY (A parody of the James Bond film "Die Another Day")
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TEEN

02:29:56:01 T
ESRB
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DOUBLE-O DALE

02:30:07:04
UNAIRED PILOT
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N' DALE

02:30:07:10 RESCUE RANGERS
GADGET
PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N' DALE GO NUTS

DISNEY'S CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS CRIME
02:30:09:18
BUSTRES
CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS SECRET DECODER
January 21, 2022

02:29:53:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY RESCUE RANGER

02:30:14:15
02:29:54:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FAN CON

02:30:17:23 LOS ANGELES
02:29:55:05 FAN CON ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, the Rescue Rangers!
02:30:18:14

02:30:18:18 (indistinct cheering continues under following dialogue)
02:30:00:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DARKWING DUCK

02:30:23:18 THE DUCK KNIGHT RETURNS
DARKWING DUCK Boo! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! What a load of

02:30:00:14 malarkey.
02:30:23:23 (Darkwing = Darkwing Duck, an animated cartoon
featuring the character of the same name)
January 21, 2022

DIALOGUE LIST
- All text additions/changes are bold and underlined
-All text deletions are struck through.
TIMECODE CHARACTER DIALOGUE
01:00:31:23 CREDIT LOGO DISNEY

01:00:42:04 GRAPHIC 1982
01:00:44:15 PRINCIPAL ROBINSON Good morning. Come on. Morning, guys. Good morning. Hi,
01:00:45:22 girls! Hello, hello. Good morning. Come along now. Simon, no
headphones. You'll get these back after school. Betty, you're not
Donald Duck! Put some pants on, please!
(Note: Donald Duck, a popular Disney character that does
not wear pants.)
01:00:51:23 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY UNIONVILLE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
01:01:03:07 DALE (VO) Okay. What's the first thing that pops into your head when I say
Chip 'N' Dale?
01:01:03:18 FATHER CARTOON CAR Okay, kids. Have fun at school!
01:01:05:17 DAUGHTER CARTOON CAR Bye, Dad! Hey, stop bumping me!
(Note that they are cartoon bumper cars, also known as
dodgem cars.)
01:01:07:20 DALE (VO) I'm willing to bet it's Thomas Chippendale, the London-based
cabinet maker from the 1700s. Sick cabinet, Thomas! But I bet the
second thing that pops into your head are these guys. But
certainly, third would be those rascally cartoon chipmunks, Chip
'N' Dale, or should I say Chip and me? And it all started the day
we met, when my family moved and I had to start join a new
school in the middle of third grade.
(Thomas Chippendale = A cabinet-maker in London in the
1700s. Designed furniture in the mid-Georgian, English
Rococo, and Neoclassical styles.
Sick = awesome
These guys = Chippendales - Male striptease touring dance
groupe)
01:01:08:23 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THOMAS CHIPPENDALE
January 21, 2022


01:01:21:05 FEMALE CHIPMUNK Oh, dang it!
01:01:33:05 YOUNG DALE Hello, potential new friends!

01:01:31:23
01:01:37:14 CLASS TEACHER We have a new student today. Everyone, say hello to Dale.
01:01:36:13
01:01:41:15 YOUNG DALE Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you!

01:01:40:14
01:01:46:05 MALE STUDENT [coughing]

01:01:45:04
01:01:49:06 YOUNG DALE Uh... [sighs] I know. [grunts] My eye! It's in my eye! [grunts] Get
01:01:48:05 it out!
01:01:55:12 CROWD [clamoring]

01:01:54:11
01:01:57:01 GIRL WITH A HORN [gags, grunts]

01:01:56:00
01:01:58:13 CLASS TEACHER [gasps] No. No. No. [screams]

01:01:57:12
01:02:02:07 YOUNG DALE Uh... [chuckles] It's a joke. See? I'm fine. [chuckling]
01:02:01:06
01:02:06:13 GIRL IN PURPLE SHIRT [sobs]

01:02:05:12
01:02:07:21 GIRL IN GREEN SHIRT Ew, you're weird.

01:02:06:20
01:02:10:17 YOUNG DALE [sighs]

01:02:09:16
01:02:12:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TRYOUTS FOR PRAIRIE DOGS SOCCER TEAM

01:02:11:04 TODAY 4PM

01:02:12:12 CLASS TEACHER [groans]
January 21, 2022

01:02:13:10 DALE (VO) [sighs] By lunchtime, no one wanted anything to do with me.
01:02:14:05
01:02:19:19 BUNNY [munches]

01:02:17:16
01:02:21:18 DALE (VO) So, I had to sit alone.

01:02:19:15
01:02:22:08 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PLEASE RETURN

01:02:20:05 TRAYS HERE
01:02:27:12 YOUNG DALE [sighs]

01:02:24:19
01:02:29:04 YOUNG CHIP Hey. Mind if I sit? That pencil thing you did was hilarious. It was
01:02:26:11 excellent comic timing.
(comic timing = a comedic performer's joke delivery)
01:02:38:08 YOUNG DALE Really? I kind of wish I hadn't done it.

01:02:35:11
01:02:41:07 YOUNG CHIP No way, man. The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all. You
01:02:38:01 just didn't set up the joke right. I can help you if you want? The
name's Chip.
01:02:50:17 YOUNG DALE I'm Dale.

01:02:46:22
01:02:51:19 YOUNG CHIP So, do you watch Crispy Cow?

01:02:48:02 (Crispy Cow = A fictional television show)
01:02:53:19 YOUNG DALE Hey! That's my milk! [laughs] It's so good. [speaking indistinctly,
01:02:50:02 laughs]
01:02:53:19 YOUNG CHIP Hey! That's my milk!

01:02:50:02
01:02:56:02 DALE (VO) Chip was so funny and thoughtful about everything. And I never
01:02:52:11 thought about anything. We were perfect together.
01:03:00:01 YOUNG CHIP [speaking indistinctly]

01:02:56:10
01:03:02:06 MAIN TITLE CHIP 'N' DALE

01:03:04:06 YOUNG CHIP Come on!

01:03:00:15
January 21, 2022

01:03:06:01 DALE (VO) And even though we were in the same grade...
01:03:02:10
01:03:06:17 YOUNG CHIP Follow me!

01:03:03:02
01:03:07:20 DALE (VO) ...Chip was like the older brother I never had. He introduced me to
01:03:04:05 cheesy crust pizza and funny, old movies.

01:03:09:08 (indistinct laughter through television)
01:03:14:00 YOUNG DALE [grunts]

01:03:10:09
01:03:15:04 CROWD [laughs]

01:03:11:13
01:03:12:04 DALE (VO) By high school, we were headlining the talent show.
01:03:17:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TALENT SHOW

01:03:13:20
01:03:17:21 CHIP And for our grand finale, The Amazing Dale will juggle
01:03:14:06 everything! Hey!
01:03:24:13 DALE [grunts, groans]

01:03:20:22

01:03:22:13
01:03:28:00 DALE (VO) We knew we had something special. So, after graduation, we
01:03:24:09 packed our bags and headed to California California.
01:03:32:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AMERICRUISER

01:03:29:05

01:03:29:05
01:03:29:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LOS ANGELES
01:03:33:12 CHIP You're late! Come on!

01:03:30:03
01:03:35:01 DALE Move, move, move, move! Here, catch! [grunts]

01:03:31:16
January 21, 2022

01:03:35:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PAINT

01:03:31:16
01:03:38:09 CHIP Nice one!

01:03:35:01

01:03:35:22
01:03:39:08 DALE Aww.

01:03:36:01
01:03:43:00 DALE [snores]

01:03:39:09
01:03:45:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY HOLLYWOOD

01:03:42:06
01:03:48:04 DALE Hello, potential new friends!

01:03:44:18
01:03:48:14 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY WATCH YOUR STEP

01:03:44:23
01:03:51:00 CHIP Goodbye, eclectic group of bus passengers.

01:03:47:14
01:03:53:22 DALE Oh, what if I did something like, "I'm into nuts." [laughs]
01:03:50:12
01:03:56:18 CHIP [laughs] Good, good. I love it. Great stuff.

01:03:53:13
01:03:59:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIPMUNK

01:03:56:04 AUDITIONS
10 AM
01:03:59:17 DALE (VO) Those first few months, we were flat broke but they were some of
01:03:56:08 the best times of my life.

01:04:05:00 MALE ANNOUNCER ...yourself, everyone, everything. Speed Stick Deodorant...

01:04:01:14
01:04:06:09 RABBIT [groans]

01:04:02:23
January 21, 2022

01:04:07:20 CHIP [speaking indistinctly in high-pitched voice]

01:04:04:05
01:04:07:20 DALE [speaking indistinctly in high-pitched voice]

01:04:04:05
01:04:08:11 CHIP Wow. Whoa.

01:04:05:01
01:04:09:02 DALE Wow, did you see us? We were on the TV! look great!
01:04:06:06
01:04:07:08 CHIP Whoa!
01:04:12:12 DALE (VO) And after landing a few small parts, we finally got the call that
01:04:09:02 would change everything.
01:04:17:22 CHIP 'N' DALE PRODUCER Chip, Dale, how would you like your own show?
01:04:14:16
01:04:22:00 DALE [gasps]

01:04:18:15
01:04:22:00 CHIP [gasps]

01:04:18:15
01:04:23:19 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Sometimes some crimes

01:04:20:14 RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Go slipping through the cracks
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
(Note that this is the actual Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
Main Title Theme.)
01:04:24:11 DALE (VO) Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers. We had finally done it! Our own
01:04:21:03 TV show. It was about a group of little detectives who would
solve big crimes. There was the adventurer, Monterey Jack. The
inventor, Gadget Hackwrench, and Zipper, a fly. His things were,
he was small and he couldn't speak, a double threat.
January 21, 2022

01:04:36:19 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

01:04:33:04 RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME Rescue Rangers
01:04:43:14 GRAPHIC CHIP 'N DALE

01:04:45:20 DALE (VO) And then there was Chip and I, [chuckles] we were a classic odd
01:04:42:09 couple with Chip as the logical straight man and me as the fun-
loving goof.
01:04:46:15 GRAPHIC FAT CAT ATTACK

01:04:43:05
01:04:51:00 CHIP Pass me that pipe. I've got an idea.

01:04:47:13
01:04:53:00 DALE Right, what are you gonna do with it?

01:04:49:13
01:04:54:05 FAT CAT You're mine now.

01:04:50:14

01:04:53:11
01:04:58:17 FAT CAT Oh. Huh? [slurps] Birds! [grunts] What the... [chuckles] Huh?
01:04:55:05 Why, you little... Come here, you-- [grunts, gasps, groans]
(Note that when Chip hits Dale with the pipe, Dale sees
birds, which distract Fat Cat. This gag will be used later in
the feature.)
01:05:07:14 GADGET HACKWRENCH I guess the cat's in the bag. [laughs]

01:05:04:02 (cat's in the bag = a play on the idiom "the cat is out of the
bag" (which means the secret has been revealed). In this
case Fat Cat is literally in a bag.)
01:05:10:10 MONTEREY JACK [laughs]

01:05:07:08

01:05:07:08
01:05:10:10 CHIP [laughs]

01:05:07:08
January 21, 2022

01:05:10:10 ZIPPER [laughs]

01:05:07:08
01:05:23:16 DIRECTOR And cut. That's a wrap, folks.

01:05:20:05
01:05:26:17 CHIP DALE [sighs] Phew!

01:05:23:02
01:05:27:00 GADGET HACKWRENCH Phew!

01:05:23:09
01:05:27:05 DIRECTOR 2 CHIP Ah! Nice work, everyone! Great job!

01:05:23:14
01:05:27:09 DALE MONTEREY JACK [sighs]

01:05:23:18
01:05:28:20 GRAPHIC 1990

01:05:25:11
01:05:31:03 CHIP And so, I just want to thank all of you for the greatest three years
01:05:27:15 of my life. When I think back to where this all started, me finding
Dale sitting all alone in the cafeteria. So sad.
01:05:31:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CONGRATS ON A GREAT

01:05:27:19 SEASON 3!
RR
01:05:43:12 DALE Well, I wasn't that sad. [laughs]

01:05:39:21
01:05:44:19 CROWD [laughs]

01:05:41:04
01:05:45:17 CHIP [laughs] But never in my wildest dreams did I think we'd be here
01:05:42:02 now. So, to you, Dale, my best friend, and to all of you...
01:05:42:17 MAN IN CROWD That's funny.
01:05:54:08 GADGET HACKWRENCH And to everyone who loves a short toast.

01:05:50:15
01:05:56:19 CROWD [chuckling]

01:05:52:20
01:05:57:00 CHIP [laughs] Okay. Okay. To many more seasons of the Rescue
01:05:53:01 Rangers. Cheers!
January 21, 2022

01:06:02:02 CROWD Cheers!

01:05:58:03
01:06:03:20 PHOTOGRAPHER Over here. Get together

01:05:59:21
01:06:05:02 MONTEREY JACK Everybody say, "Cha-cha-cha-cheese! [laughs]

01:06:01:03 (This a reference to the lyric of the Main Title Vocal, "Ch-
ch-ch-Chip...")
01:06:07:20 GADGET HACKWRENCH [gasps. laughs]

01:06:03:15
01:06:08:01 CHIP Oooh, oh!

01:06:04:02
01:06:09:02 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VARIETY

01:06:05:03 THEY'RE ON THE CASE!
WHEN YOU NEED HELP JUST CALL...
DISNEY
CHIP N DALE
RESCUE RANGERS

01:06:07:22 (indistinct chatter)
01:06:13:13 DALE (VO) We were living the dream. High on the hog all night long, dancing
01:06:09:14 the "Roger Rabbit" with Roger Rabbit.
(high on the hog = in a luxurious style, also a visually joke
on the Three Little Pigs.
The Roger Rabbit = a dance popular in the '80s, named after
the character's floppy movements
Roger Rabbit = a popular Disney animated
anthropomorphic character from the film Who Framed
Roger Rabbit?)
01:06:15:20 CROWD Go, Chip. Go, Dale. Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger. Go, Roger.
01:06:13:19 Go, Roger.
01:06:20:03 ROGER RABBIT [chuckles] Boy, what a party!

01:06:16:04
01:06:21:13 ZIPPER [buzzes]

01:06:18:19

January 21, 2022

01:06:22:21 GADGET HACKWRENCH Oh, Zipper!

01:06:20:07

01:06:21:17
01:06:24:13 CHIP Oh! Yeah! I love this!

01:06:21:23
01:06:26:04 DALE [retches] I'm I am into nuts!

01:06:23:14 (Note that this is the line that Dale suggested at 00:03:53.)

01:06:26:08
01:06:29:20 CHIP So good. Again. Again.

01:06:27:06
01:06:30:09 DALE (VO) Those were some crazy fun times.

01:06:27:19
01:06:32:06 MONTEREY JACK [laughs, speaks indistinctly]

01:06:29:16
01:06:32:06 GADGET HACKWRENCH [laughs, speaks indistinctly]

01:06:29:16
01:06:32:06 CHIP [laughs] So awesome.

01:06:29:16
01:06:32:23 DALE I'm into nuts.

01:06:30:09
01:06:36:03 CHIP [laughs, speaks indistinctly]

01:06:33:13
01:06:36:10 DALE (VO) Super fun. So fun. [sighs]

01:06:33:20
01:06:41:17 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Now, that we found love

01:06:40:00 What are we gonna do with it?
(Note: These are lyrics from the song "Now That We Found
Love" by Heavy D)
01:06:47:13 CHIP Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy? I saved you a piece of cake.
01:06:45:20 What's that?
January 21, 2022

01:06:51:13 DALE Uh... [chuckles] Okay. I wasn't gonna show you this right now, but
01:06:49:20 it just got delivered. So, ta-da! [chuckles]
(ta-da = a phrase used when presenting something)
01:06:56:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DOUBLE-0 DALE

01:06:55:02 THIS FALL
HAR NETWORK
01:06:58:20 CHIP Double-0 Dale? That's hilarious. What is that?

01:06:57:03 (Double-O-Dale = A gag on 007, the agent codename used
by James Bond from the James Bond movie franchise.)
01:07:01:21 DALE [chuckles] It's wild, right? It's my new show. I'm gonna be a super
01:07:00:04 spy.
01:07:06:07 CHIP Wh... what are you talking about?

01:07:04:14
01:07:07:22 DALE Yeah, I'm really going for it. And just like you always say, "The
01:07:06:05 biggest risk is not taking any risk at all." [chuckles]
01:07:14:17 CHIP Wait, you really have a new show?

01:07:13:00
01:07:17:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DOUBLE-0 DALE

01:07:15:11 THIS FALL
HAR
NETWORK
01:07:17:11 DALE Yep!

01:07:15:18
01:07:18:08 CHIP Wh... why didn't you talk to me about it first? We tell each other
01:07:16:15 everything. You've told me what you had for lunch the last 42
days.
01:07:24:23 DALE Pineapple pizza and a diet slice.

01:07:23:06 (Diet Slice - low calorie version of Slice, a lemon-lime soda.)
01:07:27:03 CHIP Exactly.

01:07:25:10
01:07:28:02 DALE I don't know. I just wanted to make sure the show was going to
01:07:26:09 happen first before I got your hopes up.
01:07:32:21 CHIP My hopes up? What?

01:07:31:04
January 21, 2022

01:07:34:17 DALE Yeah! [chuckles] It's good news for everyone. Check this out.
01:07:33:00
01:07:37:15 DALE (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho [chuckles]
01:07:35:22
01:07:41:12 CHIP I just-- [scoffs] If you do this, they might cancel the show.
01:07:39:19
01:07:45:11 DALE No, they won't do that. I mean, everyone knows you're the
01:07:43:18 favorite. And I'm just the guy who gets hit in the head with a pipe
each week. It's fine.
01:07:52:05 CHIP Okay. So, you're gonna risk all of Rescue Rangers because I'm a
01:07:50:13 little more popular than you? Do you know how dumb that is?
01:07:57:21 DALE [scoffs] Well, I am the dumb one.

01:07:56:04
01:08:01:17 CHIP [sighs] I didn't mean it like that.

01:07:59:22
01:08:04:01 DALE [sighs] I know. You never mean it. That's just how it is now.
01:08:02:11 know. I mean, you're always acting like you saved me or
something. But when we were kids, we were in it together.
01:08:12:05 CHIP What are you talking about? We're still in it together.
01:08:09:07
01:08:14:21 DALE Look. [sighing] I just feel like somewhere along the way, you
01:08:12:05 stopped laughing with me and started laughing at me. I'm sorry,
Chip. I'm just done being second banana.
(second banana = the second most important person in an
organization or activity)
01:08:24:07 CHIP But you're not second banana. I'm a banana and you're just another
01:08:15:13 banana. Two bananas.
01:08:32:21 CHIP Please don't get that.

01:08:24:03
01:08:34:01 DALE But it could be my agent, Dave Bolinari.

01:08:25:07
01:08:37:18 CHIP After everything I've done for you, do not pick up that phone.
01:08:29:00
01:08:41:03 DALE I'm sorry.

01:08:32:09
January 21, 2022

01:08:42:13 CHIP Dale, stop. We're not done talking.

01:08:33:19
01:08:45:10 DALE I have to.

01:08:36:16
01:08:46:10 CHIP Do not. Do not do it.

01:08:37:16
01:08:50:10 DALE I'm so sorry. Go for Dale.

01:08:41:16
01:08:52:22 DALE 2 (VOICE OVERLAP) [laughs] Hey! Dave Bolinari.

01:08:44:04
01:08:52:22 CHIP [sighs]

01:08:44:04
01:08:55:15 DALE (VO) Rescue Rangers was canceled that summer and Double-0 Dale
01:08:46:21 was scrapped after the pilot.
(scrapped = cancelled
pilot = a standalone episode of a television series that is
used to sell the show to a television network)
01:08:56:10 DALE 2 (VOICE OVERLAP) [speaking indistinctly] You are crazy. Yeah.
01:08:47:16
01:09:02:16 DAVE BOLINARI Dale, you still there?

01:08:53:22
01:09:04:06 DALE Yeah. Yeah. I'm here.

01:08:55:12
01:09:06:00 DALE It wasn't anyone's fault in particular, just one of those showbiz
01:08:57:06 things. But now, we're ready to bring it back.
(showbiz = show business; the theater, movies, television,
and pop music as a profession or industry)

01:09:12:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PRESENT DAY

01:09:03:18 GRAPHIC
01:09:14:02 DALE Rescue Rangers 2.0. Starring me. Now in new and improved 3-D.
01:09:05:08 (3D = three-dimensional)
01:09:18:20 FAN CON ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen...

01:09:10:02
January 21, 2022

01:09:20:08 DALE Oh, wow. You hear that?

01:09:11:14
01:09:21:12 FAN CON ANNOUNCER Are you ready for the star of the day?
01:09:12:18

ARTIST'S ALLEY
BOG BAG CHECK
COSTUME PROPS
CHECK DESK
ESCALATORS
ILLUSTRATORS
01:09:24:08 DALE Well, that's my cue to go. This has been chapter one of Dale's
01:09:15:14 Tales. If you liked it, please don't forget to subscribe below.
(Dale's Tales - Dale's podcast. Note the rhyme and the word
play on tale (story) and the homophone tail (which Dale has,
as a chipmunk). The name is also reminiscent of the Disney
animated series Duck Tales and TaleSpin (which features
Baloo).)
01:09:31:11 MALE ANNOUNCER You know him from The Disney Afternoon. Please, welcome to
01:09:22:17 the stage...
(Disney Afternoon = a created-for-syndication two-hour
animated television block programming produced by Walt
Disney Television Animation)
01:09:38:03 DALE Gotta go, bye!

01:09:29:09
01:09:39:20 MALE ANNOUNCER ...Baloo!

01:09:31:02 (Baloo - A main character from the novel and films, The
Jungle Book, and featured in TaleSpin on The Disney
Afternoon programming block.)
01:09:41:17 BALOO Well, now. Who here likes a little jazz music?
01:09:32:23
01:09:45:16 DALE [sighs]
01:09:46:09 BALOO (Song/Lyric) Look for the bare necessities

01:09:37:04 The simple bare necessities
(Lyrics from the song "The Bare Necessities" featured in The
Jungle Book.)
01:09:43:04 DALE [sighs]
January 21, 2022

01:09:53:06 LUMIERE Pardon moi, Dale, but your followers, they believe the crowd is for
01:09:44:01 you?
(Pardon moi = pardon me)
01:09:57:02 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DALE'S

01:09:47:21 TALES
01:09:57:03 DALE Of course, they do, Lumiere. And pretty soon, that crowd is gonna
01:09:47:22 be for me.
(Lumiere = A character from the Disney's animated film,
Beauty and the Beast.)
01:10:00:06 UGLY SONIC [coughs] Yeah, Dale! I'm going to be up on that stage too right
01:09:51:01 beside you!
01:10:00:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MEET

01:09:51:05 UGLY SONIC
LIVE
01:10:00:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE ONE AND ONLY!

01:09:51:05 UGLY SONIC

01:09:51:05
01:10:05:02 DALE [chuckling] Yes, [speaking normally] Ugly Sonic. That's the spirit.
01:09:55:21 (Ugly Sonic =This character is based on the appearance of
Sonic the Hedgehog, a video game character, as he first
appeared in the first trailer for his own feature length film.
Due to fan backlash regarding his look, his character design
was revamped)
01:10:05:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY RESCUE RANGERS

01:09:56:02
01:10:05:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MEET DALE

01:09:56:02
01:10:05:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY STAR OF THE HIT PODCAST

01:09:56:02 DALE'S TALES
01:10:05:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MEET DALE STAR OF RESCUE RANGERS

01:09:56:02
January 21, 2022

01:10:07:08 UGLY SONIC And they'll like me for who I am, not like last time when the
01:09:58:03 internet got one look at my human teeth and burned the place
down. Okay, let's see here. Best wishes. Ugly Sonic. There you go,
kid.
(Note: One of the biggest fan complaints about Sonic's initial
design in his feature-length film was that fact that he had
human teeth
Burned the place down = protested very loudly)
01:10:18:15 MALE FAN [laughs]

01:10:09:10
01:10:19:13 UGLY SONIC Oh, they're laughing at me. [chuckles] I know that. You can't hurt
01:10:10:08 my feelings if I'm in on the joke.
01:10:24:07 TIGRA Are you though?

01:10:14:23
01:10:25:05 UGLY SONIC Yeah. I am. Yes. Anyway, now my luck has shifted. I'm
01:10:15:19 developing I've been offered a new TV show. reality show
where I do ride-alongs with the FBI. It's called Ugly Sonic,
Uglier Crimes.
01:10:33:04 UGLY SONIC No! No, it's really gonna happen this time. I swear. It's a reality
show where I do ride-alongs with the FBI. It's called Ugly Sonic
Uglier Crime.
01:10:27:04 DALE Really? A TV show? You?
01:10:29:20 UGLY SONIC Yeah. Is that so difficult to believe?
01:10:32:09 DALE Oh. Uh... [chuckles nervously] I guess... not? … [grunts] Uh...
Yeah, you know what? That's great. When one of us succeeds,
we all succeed. Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon just like
me. Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom, he's back
on top. It happens that fast.
(The Jungle Book = animated Disney film based on the
novel by Rudyard Kipling)
01:10:31:12 TIGRA [grunts] Oh, boy. Here we go again.
01:10:45:02 DALE [grunts] Uh... Yeah, you know what? That's great. When one of us
succeeds, we all succeed. Baloo was part of the Disney Afternoon
just like me. Then he got The Jungle Book reboot and boom, he's
back on top. It happens that fast.
(The Jungle Book = animated Disney film based on the novel
by Rudyard Kipling)
January 21, 2022


01:10:41:08
01:10:49:11 BALOO (Song/Lyric) [singing] The simple Shoo-bee-do

01:10:44:02 Shoo-bee-do-bee, bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife...
01:10:55:20 LUMIERE Bravo, Dale! Your positivity is infectious. Oh, merci! [grunts] I
01:10:51:21 really needed that cash.
(merci = thank you
Note that when Lumiere - a lit candelabra - reaches forward
to take the paper money from the fan that he accidently sets
it on fire.)
01:10:59:03 BALOO (Song/Lyric) [singing indistinctly]

01:10:55:09
01:11:04:01 DALE You just gotta stay prepared. I'm keeping myself fit and you know,
01:11:00:02 my updated modern look?
01:11:08:22 TIGRA Yes, Dale, your CG surgery was done very tastefully. You look
01:11:04:23 amazing.
(CG = computer generated)
01:11:09:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MEET THE WERE-WOMAN IN PERSON

01:11:05:13 FROM MARVEL AVENGERS
TIGRA
UNITED THEY STAND
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
01:11:13:16 DALE Well, thank you. Tigra. We should hang out sometime.
01:11:09:18 (Tigra = a fictional superheroine appearing in American
comic books published by Marvel Comics)
01:11:14:05 BALOO (Song/Lyric) [singing indistinctly]

01:11:10:11
01:11:16:05 TIGRA Nah.

01:11:12:04
01:11:16:15 DALE Meanly fast.

01:11:12:18 (Tigra turned down his invitation to "hang out" so fast that it
was mean.)
01:11:17:16 TIGRA Anyway, don't you think you'd have more fans here if Chip did
01:11:13:18 these events with you?
01:11:23:05 DALE Oh, Chip? Oh, that's interesting. Um, I hadn't thought about him in
01:11:19:05 a while. I should give him a call. See how life's treating him.
January 21, 2022

01:11:30:14 CHIP Life is the worst, which is why you need good insurance. Look,
01:11:26:15 I'm not gonna put on the hard sell, but in my experience, bad
things happen all the time. They happen without warning.
Sometimes from the last place you'd expect it. And you're left to
pick up the pieces. So you have to protect yourself. If you're
prepared for the worst, the worst isn't so bad. So, why risk it? It's
my job to pull the wool off your eyes. … figuratively.
(pull the wool off one's eyes = a gag on the idiom to "pull the
wool over one's eyes", which means to deceive. Here it is
used in reverse as a joke due to the literal wool being over
the sheep's eyes.)

01:11:57:21 SHEEP [clicks tongue] You know, I'll take the whole package.
01:11:53:22
01:11:59:20 CHIP Fantastic. You're making the right choice.

01:11:56:02
01:12:00:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY COERCIVE INSURANCE

01:11:57:01 APPLICATION FOR INSURANCE
COERCIVE INSURANCE
RISK FREE SINCE '93!
CHIP
SALES ASSOCIATE
CONTRACT
01:12:02:14 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY COERCIVE INSURANCE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

01:11:58:20 CHIP
01:12:09:00 BRUNO Hey, hey. Congrats! Employee of the month again.

01:12:05:06
01:12:11:19 CHIP Thanks, Bruno.

01:12:08:01
01:12:12:16 BRUNO Wanna get a drink to celebrate?

01:12:08:22
01:12:14:03 CHIP'S COLLEAGUE Yeah, you never hang out.

01:12:10:09
01:12:15:21 CHIP Sorry, everyone. Can't tonight. Millie's waiting for me. But thanks
01:12:12:03 for the invite.
January 21, 2022

01:12:19:23 FROG Are you sure you don't want to see my new pad? [chuckles]
01:12:16:05 (pad = referencing the fact that frogs tend to usually sit on
lily pads)
01:12:22:00 CHIP [laughs sarcastically] Oh, pad. Frog-based humor. No, thanks.
01:12:18:06
01:12:22:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY COERCIVE

01:12:18:11 INSURANCE
01:12:24:17 FROG [chuckles] That's just a taste of what you get from me outside the
01:12:20:23 work environment.
01:12:30:16 CHIP [munches]

01:12:26:22
01:12:32:10 MRS. HOUSE Good evening, Chip.

01:12:28:16
01:12:34:02 CHIP Hello, Mrs. House, Thank you.

01:12:30:08 (This is The Little House - now grown up - from the 1952
Disney animated short "The Little House.")
01:12:36:21 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ENTER

01:12:33:03
01:12:55:15 CHIP Millie, I'm home.

01:12:51:21
01:12:57:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY COERCIVE INSURANCE

01:12:53:16 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
CHIP
01:13:00:03 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Da-da, Da-da-da, da, da, da-da, da, da da
01:12:56:09
01:13:02:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES

01:12:58:10 FLOUNDER MISSING
01:13:02:13 NEWS REPORTER Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth notable cartoon to go
01:12:58:19 missing in the last two months...
(Flounder = a character from the animated Disney film The
Little Mermaid)
01:13:04:09 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Da-da, Da-da-da, da-da, da... da-da, bah-da-bah
01:13:00:15
01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ICE AGE CREAM

01:13:04:18
January 21, 2022

01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DISNEY FROZEN LOONEY TUNES

01:13:04:18
01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROZONE FOOD

01:13:04:18 FROZEN DESSERT TREATS VEGGIE CALZONE
01:13:08:18 NEWS REPORTER He joins Thomas the Tank Engine, Burger Beagle Boy...
01:13:05:00 [continues speaking indistinctly]
(Thomas the Tank Engine = a British anthropomorphised
fictional steam locomotive in The Railway Series books by
Wilbert Awdry
Burger, the Beagle Boy = The Beagle Boys are a group of
cartoon characters created in 1951 by Walt Disney
Television International for the Donald Duck universe.
Burger is a member of the group.)
01:13:10:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AUTO COOK

01:13:07:01 OK/START
01:13:11:21 CHIP Oh! Get over here. Oh, there's my wittle girl. You've been cooped
01:13:08:03 up all day? Okay, okay. You must be hungry. Ayup! [sighs] There
you go. Al-- All right, slow down. [grunts]
(wittle = baby-speak for "little")
01:13:31:08 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Da-pa-da-pum

01:13:27:14
01:13:33:03 SIMON Calling all chipmunks!

01:13:29:09
01:13:34:04 MALE ANNOUNCER 2 The chipmunks are back. And this time, they're rapping.
01:13:30:10
01:13:35:12 ALVIN Yeah!

01:13:31:18
01:13:37:08 SIMON Let's go!

01:13:33:14
01:13:38:12 SIMON (Song/Lyric) Chipmunks, here for more...

01:13:34:18
01:13:40:01 SIMON (Song/Lyric) [singing indistinctly]

01:13:36:07
01:13:40:08 CHIP [grunts] Of course, they're rapping. They always have to make the
01:13:36:14 cartoons rap. Ooh. A message on my landline. I don't like that.
January 21, 2022

01:13:53:03 MONTEREY JACK G'day, Chipper! It's me, Monterey Jack.

01:13:49:09
01:13:56:04 CHIP Monty?

01:13:52:10
01:13:56:17 MONTEREY JACK [chuckling] Hey! I know we haven't spoken in a long time. But I'm
01:13:52:23 in a heck of a lot of trouble. And I could use some help from a
friend. I'd really appreciate if you could come and see me at my
place. All right, gotta go. Hope to see you soon.
01:14:10:21 CHIP Oh. Wow. It's been so long. [sighs]

01:14:07:03

01:14:11:04
01:14:40:02 CHIP [shouts]

01:14:36:08
01:14:40:13 MONTEREY JACK Quick. Get in while the coast is clear.

01:14:36:19 (coast is clear = used to mean that someone can go
somewhere or do something without being caught or seen
because no one is in the area)
01:14:42:14 CHIP Oh, Monty. It's you.

01:14:38:20
01:14:44:14 MONTEREY JACK Oh, I'm sorry about that, mate, but they're watching. They're
01:14:40:20 always watching.
01:14:48:12 CHIP Who are?

01:14:44:18
01:14:50:18 MONTEREY JACK [sighing] Ah! [speaking normally] It's been too long, Chip.
01:14:47:00
01:14:53:19 CHIP It really has, old buddy. [sniffs] I... I'm sorry, Monty, but what is
01:14:50:01 that God-awful smell?
01:14:59:12 MONTEREY JACK What? You don't remember? Rescue Ranger's Cologne.
01:14:55:18
01:15:00:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N DALE

EAU DE COLOGNE
01:15:02:04 MONTEREY JACK I wear it every day.

01:14:58:10
January 21, 2022

01:15:03:21 CHIP Oh, no. I remember. It smells like old food in a rental car. almond
01:15:00:03 butter and gasoline.
01:15:07:14 MONTEREY JACK And it's very difficult to wash out.

01:15:04:03
01:15:10:02 CHIP Right. So, Monty, what's going on? I got your voicemail. You said
01:15:06:15 you were in trouble.
01:15:15:15 MONTEREY JACK Uh... [sighs] I screwed up, Chip. My love of cheese got the best of
01:15:12:04 me. And I bought more than I could pay for.
01:15:21:21 CHIP Oh, no. Cheese? Monty.

01:15:18:10
01:15:24:14 MONTEREY JACK I know. I know. But I haven't had so much as a whiff in weeks. I'm
01:15:21:03 dairy-free.
01:15:31:12 CHIP Really? Then what's that?

01:15:28:01
01:15:33:10 MONTEREY JACK Ah, drat! It's a really stinky Gorgonzola. You weren't supposed to
01:15:29:23 see that. Ch-- ch-- ch-- ch-- ch-- ch-- cheese!
01:15:40:19 CHIP Hang on, Monty. [grunts]

01:15:37:08
01:15:42:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VEG-E-MITE

01:15:38:23
01:15:47:12 MONTEREY JACK [gasps, groans, pants, sobs] I'm sorry, Chipper. I just love it so
01:15:44:01 much.
01:15:54:22 CHIP It's okay, Monty. We'll get you some help.
01:15:51:11
01:15:57:02 MONTEREY JACK Uh... It's not just that, Chip. Now I owe a ton of money to the
01:15:53:15 Valley Gang.
01:16:01:21 CHIP The Valley Gang? Monty, those guys are bad news.
01:15:58:10
01:16:04:23 MONTEREY JACK I know. And if I can't pay up, they're gonna bootleg me.
01:16:01:12
01:16:08:22 CHIP "Bootleg you"? What does that mean?

01:16:05:11
January 21, 2022

01:16:10:22 MONTEREY JACK Oh, Chip. It's gotten rough out there for us old-timers. Did you
01:16:07:11 hear what happened to that little guy, Flounder? When he fell
behind on krill payments?
(old-timer = a person who has had the same job,
membership, or residence, etc., for a long time
Flounder - character from the Disney Feature Animation
title "The Little Mermaid.")
01:16:41:11 FLOUNDER [groans]
01:16:21:14 JIMMY [grunts] Time to pay up, fish.

01:16:18:17
01:16:24:12 FLOUNDER Um... How about this? Isn't it neat? [chuckles]

01:16:21:15 (Note that this is a lyrics from "Part of Your World" from
"The Little Mermaid.")

01:16:24:12
01:16:27:14 FLOUNDER Come on, fellas. This is a genuine Dinglehopper. It's worth a lot.
01:16:24:17 [gasps]
(Dinglehopper = a joke referencing what the characters
called a fork in the animated Disney film The Little
Mermaid.)

01:16:28:23
01:16:32:10 MONTEREY JACK So, they kidnap the bloke, erase his mouth so he can't scream, then
01:16:29:13 change him around...
01:16:32:17 FLOUNDER [gags]

01:16:29:20

01:16:30:13
01:16:36:10 JIMMY [laughs]

01:16:33:13
01:16:38:12 FLOUNDER [muffled screams]

01:16:35:15
January 21, 2022

01:16:38:14 MONTEREY JACK ... but just enough to skirt by the copyright laws. laws, and then
01:16:35:17 smuggle him overseas to a black market studio where he'll
spend the rest of his life being forced to make terrible bootleg
movies.
01:16:41:11 MONTEREY JACK And then lock him away for the rest of his life where he'll only be
let out to make terrible bootleg movies.
01:16:42:12 FLOUNDER [whimpers]
01:23:45:21 CHIP Wow, you're an obnoxious figure.
01:16:47:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FROM THE CREATORS OF BEAUTY AND THE CURSED
01:16:46:06 DOG MAN
DALT WISNEY PRESENTS
THE SMALL FISH LADY
01:16:49:15 CHIP "The Small Fish Lady"? Oh, that's no. That's awful. We can't let
01:16:49:12 that happen to you. We'll figure something out.
(The Small Fish Lady = A gag on the The Little Mermaid
title)
01:16:56:10 MONTEREY JACK You mean it?

01:16:55:07
01:16:57:08 CHIP Of course, you were always such a good friend to me. You never
01:16:56:05 let me down. I've really missed you, you big galoot!
(galoot = clumsy or oafish person)
01:17:03:12 MONTEREY JACK Oh, I missed you too, Chipper. I know Gadget and Zipper miss
01:17:02:09 you also.
01:17:07:19 CHIP Yeah? How are they doing?

01:17:06:16
01:17:09:12 MONTEREY JACK Oh, they're great. Forty-two kids and counting.
01:17:08:09

01:17:08:09

01:17:11:08
01:17:13:01 CHIP Wow, look at that. That one's got Gadget's eyes and Zipper's
01:17:11:22 wings. And that one's got her ears and hands, cute. We had some
good times, didn't we, pal?
January 21, 2022

01:17:23:21 MONTEREY JACK Aye, the best. [shouts] They're here! Hide!
01:17:22:18

01:17:27:18
01:17:29:18 MONTEREY JACK [pants]

01:17:28:15
01:17:30:22 CHIP DALE Hello? … Is that...

01:17:29:19
01:17:32:20 CHIP Is that...
01:17:35:09 DALE That's 59 steps to get up to your apartment. You do a couple of

01:17:34:06 those a day and you're in--
01:17:39:09 MONTEREY JACK Quick! Get in!

01:17:38:06
01:17:40:00 DALE Oh! Okay. [chuckles] Uh... [grunts]

01:17:38:21
01:17:44:11 CHIP Dale...

01:17:43:08
01:17:45:22 DALE Chip. Hey.

01:17:44:19
01:17:48:05 CHIP Yep. It's me.

01:17:47:02
01:17:50:10 DALE Cool.

01:17:49:07
01:17:51:05 MONTEREY JACK Yeah. I called Dale for help also. I hope that's okay.
01:17:50:02
01:17:54:07 CHIP Yeah. Why wouldn't it be okay? I mean, it is, uh, okie-dokie
01:17:53:04 artichokie.
01:17:58:05 DALE "Artichokie"? For real?

01:17:57:02
01:18:00:04 CHIP Yes. "Artichokie."

01:17:59:01
01:18:01:19 DALE So, you're not still mad about all the stuff with, you know,
01:18:00:16 Double-0 Dale and Rescue Rangers getting canceled?
January 21, 2022

01:18:06:15 CHIP Mad? Nah. I'd be pretty pathetic to care about something from that
01:18:05:12 long ago.
01:18:11:20 DALE Oh, okay. I mean, you can care a little if you want to. I mean, I
01:18:10:17 care, but... So, what's been up with you?
01:18:17:17 CHIP Oh, you know this, that, other vague things to fill the space of this
01:18:16:14 conversation.
01:18:23:00 DALE Okay, well, you look the same.

01:18:21:21
01:18:25:14 CHIP Yeah. Thanks. And you look different.

01:18:24:11
01:18:28:23 DALE Ah! Hey, it's no secret I had the CGI surgery done and it's done
01:18:27:20 wonders rejuvenating my career. I'm actually starring in a play
tonight. … But, man, I tell you the real hot ticket is Rescue
Rangers. There's even some buzz about a reboot. Someone started
a Facebook fan page for it and everything.
(Facebook = social media service/app)
01:18:46:20 MONTEREY JACK Crikey! A Facebook fan page? They don't just give those away.
01:18:45:17 (crikey = an expression of surprise
They don't just give those away = its actually very easy - and
free - to create a Facebook fan page.)
01:18:51:03 CHIP Oh, he's full of it, Monty. No one's talking about a Rescue
01:18:50:00 Rangers reboot except for him.
(full of it = lying)
01:18:56:00 DALE What? The fans are hungry for it.

01:18:54:21
01:18:58:13 CHIP Look, I came here to help Monty, not get caught up in some
01:18:57:10 Hollywood nonsense. So, great to take this skip down memory
lane, but I've gotta go. Monty, if you're really in trouble, you know
how to find me. Dale, you were also here.
(skip down memory lane = to reminisce)
01:19:16:02 CHIP Come over to try and help Monty, ambush me, talking about a
01:19:14:23 reboot, think they can squeeze a dollar out of essentially nothing.
01:19:21:16 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FAST & FURIOUS BABIES

01:19:20:13 BABIES TAKE THE WHEEL
(This is a parody of the The Fast and the Furious franchise)
01:19:25:06 CHIP He's the one that quit the show in the first place. I've been fine
01:19:24:03 without it.
January 21, 2022

01:19:28:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MERYL STREEP IS

01:19:27:07 MR. DOUBTFIRE
SAME FAMILY. NEW IMPOSTOR.
NOW STREAMING ONLY ON HAR
(A parody of the film Mrs. Doubtfire)
01:19:29:13 CHIP It's garbage. Total garbage.

01:19:28:10
01:19:31:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHUN LI

01:19:30:16 (A character from the video game Street Fighter II)
01:19:32:02 CHIP That's why it's better to not even have friends.
01:19:30:23 (skip down memory lane = to reminisce)
01:19:37:00 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BATMAN VS. E.T.

01:19:35:21 (Batman = A superhero published by DC Comics
E.T. = the main character of the American film "E.T.")

01:19:38:16 CHIP Okay, yeah, that one looks pretty good.

01:19:37:13 (skip down memory lane = to reminisce)
01:19:41:14 MAN IN GREEN SCRUBS So weird, I mean...

01:19:40:11
01:19:42:16 MAN IN BLUE SHIRT It's, like, "What are you talking about?" [laughing]
01:19:41:13
01:19:43:05 MAN IN GREEN SCRUBS [laughing]

01:19:42:02
01:19:43:05 MAN IN RED SCRUB [laughing]

01:19:42:02
01:19:43:21 DALE Totally. Hey, guys, you wanna hang after the show tonight? I
01:19:42:18 know a great place for cheesy-crust pizza.
01:19:45:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY STAGE RIGHT

01:19:44:03 STAGE LEFT
01:19:48:16 MAN IN GREEN SCRUBS Oh, um, I'm sorry, man, but we got other plans, you know?
01:19:47:13
01:19:52:10 MAN IN BLUE SHIRT Yeah. [chuckles]

01:19:51:07
January 21, 2022

01:19:53:19 MAN IN GREEN SCRUBS I think the ironic guest performer wants to be friends. [chuckling]
01:19:52:16
01:19:55:19 MAN IN BLUE SHIRT [laughing]

01:19:54:16
01:19:57:00 MAN IN RED SCRUB [laughing]

01:19:55:21
01:19:57:06 DALE [sighs]

01:19:56:03
01:19:59:20 DALE Go for Dale.

01:19:58:17
01:20:01:19 E.T. E.T. forgive Bat.

01:20:00:16
01:20:07:15 BATMAN Fine.

01:20:06:14
01:20:08:20 CHIP [sobs, sniffles] Yeah, right. This movie's dumb.

01:20:07:17
01:20:14:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY UNKNOWN NUMBER

01:20:13:04
01:20:15:09 CHIP [clears throat, sniffles] Hello.

01:20:14:06
01:20:17:04 DALE Hey, it's Dale. Don't hang up. Look, I just got a call from the
01:20:16:01 police and Monty's been kidnapped.

01:20:22:00 CHIP What? Are you serious?

01:20:20:21
01:20:23:19 DALE Yeah, it's crazy. The cops want a statement from us since we were
01:20:22:16 the last people he talked to. I'm gonna head back to his apartment.
I'll meet you there, okay?

January 21, 2022


01:20:29:21

01:20:31:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY INTERNATIONAL TOWER

01:20:29:22


01:20:39:05 POLICE TAPE - DO NOT CROSS
01:20:40:23 DALE Chip, you're here.

01:20:39:20
01:20:43:01 CHIP Of course. Come on.

01:20:41:22

01:20:45:15 (speaking indistinctly)
01:20:51:11 WYNNCHEL [munching]

01:20:50:08
01:20:54:19 CHIP Poor Monty.

01:20:53:16
01:20:59:10 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [grunts] Toad, take this to the lab. You're the friends of the victim?
01:20:58:07 You got anything for me? Any known enemies or threats?
01:21:09:06 CHIP Yeah, actually, Monty told me he was in debt to the Valley Gang?
01:21:08:03
01:21:13:00 DALE He was afraid of being bootlegged since he was somewhat of a

01:21:11:21 star in the early '90s. [chuckles] … He was on the Rescue
Rangers. … We were on the show together. … Chip 'N Dale
Rescue Rangers?
01:21:29:01 DALE (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) When you need help, just call...
01:21:27:22 (lyrics from the Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers theme song)
01:21:31:11 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Never heard of it.

01:21:30:08

01:21:30:19
January 21, 2022

01:21:32:04 DALE What?

01:21:31:01
01:21:32:18 CHIP This is my fault. I shouldn't have left.

01:21:31:15
01:21:35:04 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Well, it eats me up inside to have to tell you this, but [sighs] if he's
01:21:34:01 been taken by the Valley Gang, [sighs] I doubt we can help you.
We've been trying for years to track those sleaze bags. A fella
named Sweet Pete runs the whole operation and he's always one
step ahead of us.
(eats me up inside = fills me with remorse)
01:21:49:09 CHIP What? So, that's it? I-- I thought that cops were supposed to serve
01:21:48:06 and protect not give up and move on.
01:21:55:05 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hey! I'd give anything to make a case against those scum. Sweet
01:21:54:02 Pete's got his fingers in every illegal business from bootlegging to
stinky cheese, getting rich while we look like we just fell off the
turnip truck.
(Fell off the turnip truck - idiom meaning to be mentally
simple and unsophisticated.)
01:22:06:03 ELLIE STECKLER All done, sir.

01:22:05:00
01:22:06:14 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [screams] Guppies! Ah, you scared the beans out of me, Steckler.
01:22:05:11

01:22:09:10
01:22:10:13 ELLIE STECKLER Sorry, sir. I searched the perimeter. No clues.

01:22:09:10
01:22:14:11 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Yeah, of course not. Why would there be? Six missing toons in a
01:22:13:08 month and not one clue.
01:22:19:21 ELLIE STECKLER Well, maybe we should check in with the neighbors? See if
01:22:18:18 anyone saw anything?
01:22:22:20 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Oh, yeah. You think? Why don't you just leave the real detective
01:22:21:17 work to me, okay? [laughs]
January 21, 2022

01:22:28:21 ELLIE STECKLER Right. Sorry, sir.

01:22:27:18
01:22:30:09 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Yeesh!

01:22:29:06
01:22:31:07 SOCK PUPPET POLICE OFFICER Chief, the press are outside waiting for a statement.
01:22:30:04
01:22:33:17 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Ugh. Do I have anything on my back?

01:22:32:14 (Note that Captain Putty is made of putty, and the running
gag is that things stick to him.)
01:22:35:16 ELLIE STECKLER Yes, sir. It looks like a Monopoly game piece and Officer O'Hara.
01:22:34:13 (Monopoly = Popular American board game)
01:22:39:21 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Officer! What the... [grunts] Just want one day where my shirt
01:22:38:18 stays clean.
01:22:43:00 OFFICER O'HARA [shivers]

01:22:41:21
01:22:44:17 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Okay, pack it up, boys. Let's go.

01:22:43:14
01:22:49:08 ELLIE STECKLER [sighs] Hey! [chuckles] I'm Ellie Steckler. Uh... I am a huge fan.
01:22:48:05
01:22:57:19 DALE Really?

01:22:56:16
01:22:58:19 ELLIE STECKLER I actually became a detective because as a little girl growing up in
01:22:57:16 Albany, I wanted to help people. [chuckles slightly] Just like you
guys.
(Albany = Capitol of New York State.)

01:23:05:16 DALE No way. We are so honored. Namaste.

01:23:04:13 (namaste = a respectful greeting said when giving a
namaskar)
01:23:09:19 CHIP You know that was just a TV show, right? Not real.
01:23:08:16
January 21, 2022

01:23:12:08 DALE Chip, inspiration is inspiration.

01:23:11:05
01:23:15:00 ELLIE STECKLER Look, I heard what Putty was saying to you guys. But I don't think
01:23:13:21 it's hopeless. I'm breaking some rules telling you this, but from
everything that we know about bootlegging, the whole process
takes about two days.
01:23:16:04 MALE POLICE DISPATCH [over radio] [speaking indistinctly]

01:23:15:01
01:23:25:11 DALE That's 48 hours.

01:23:24:08
01:23:27:00 CHIP Yeah.

01:23:25:21
01:23:28:01 ELLIE STECKLER The problem is, we don't know where Sweet Pete's bootlegging
01:23:26:22 facility is. [inhales sharply] And every time we try to get a
warrant, we get so bogged down in red tape that nothing happens.
But if you guys can find that bootlegging facility, I think you'll
find your friend.
(red tape = excessive bureaucracy or adherence to rules and
formalities, especially in public business)
01:23:41:05 DALE Wow. Thank you, and thank you again for watching the show. It
01:23:40:02 really means a lot.
01:23:44:16 CHIP You are gross.
01:23:50:04 DALE You're amazing!

01:23:48:07
01:23:51:01 ELLIE STECKLER [chuckles]

01:23:49:04
01:23:52:22 DALE Eh?

01:23:51:01
01:23:54:00 CHIP What?

01:23:52:03
01:23:54:14 DALE You heard her. We should go find Monty ourselves.

01:23:52:17
January 21, 2022

01:23:57:02 CHIP Are you kidding?

01:23:55:05
01:23:57:21 DALE No! Who better to rescue Monty?

01:23:56:00
01:23:59:20 CHIP Uh, literally anyone.

01:23:57:23
01:24:01:14 DALE 'Cause from where I am standing, there's only one crime-fighting
01:23:59:17 team that can solve this case. I'll call Gadget and Zipper.
01:24:06:15 CHIP No, don't bother them. We're as much real detectives as the
01:24:04:18 Scooby-Doo gang.
(Scooby-Doo gang = The main characters featured in the
show "Scooby Doo, Where Are You?". They are an amateur
crime-solving group of friends.)
01:24:11:08 DALE Exactly. That's why we have to try.

01:24:09:11
01:24:13:08 CHIP No! What?

01:24:11:11
01:24:14:15 DALE Chip, Monty called both of us looking for help and we let him
01:24:12:17 down. We can't just let him rot in some warehouse overseas
studio, being forced to make bad movies. If he's gonna make bad
movies, he should be making them here with me.
01:24:25:06 CHIP [sighs] Okay, even if we were going to help, we have no idea
01:24:23:17 where to start. We don't even know what we're-- [sniffles] Cheese.
[grunts]
01:24:34:18 DALE Uh... Okay. [chuckles] Hey, listen.

01:24:33:05
01:24:37:08 CHIP [grunting]

01:24:35:19
01:24:37:16 DALE Buddy, If you're low on cash or something, I can buy you a nice,
01:24:36:03 clean sandwich.
(Chip is digging through a dumpster outside of Monty's
apartment building.)
01:24:39:15 CHIP [sighing] Okay. Aha! Here it is! I threw this out when I came over
01:24:38:02 earlier.
January 21, 2022

01:24:44:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BJORNSON'S CHEESE SHOP

01:24:42:17 3344 MAIN STREET
TOTAL PRICE $1.99
GORGONZOLA DOLCE
01:24:44:17 CHIP "Bjornson's Cheese Shop. 3344 Main Street."

01:24:43:04
01:24:47:22 DALE Um... Did you just find a clue? You literally just sniffed out a
01:24:46:09 clue!
(To sniff out a clue is a euphemism for finding a clue. In this
case, Chip literally smelled the clue,)
01:24:51:13 CHIP [grunts] Look, we can go to the cheese shop. See what we can find
01:24:50:00 out about this secret facility and Sweet Pete, and then pass it along
to the officer lady, but that's all we're gonna do.
01:24:59:09 DALE So, you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back?
01:24:57:20
01:25:01:15 CHIP No, because there's no such thing as Rescue Rangers. Case closed.
01:25:00:02
01:25:05:19 DALE "Case?"

01:25:04:06
01:25:06:13 CHIP No, this is not a case because we're not real detectives.
01:25:05:00
01:25:09:02 DALE [laughs] But you did say case. Yes! [laughs]
01:25:07:13
01:25:26:11 CHIP [sighs] Can I help you?

01:25:24:19
01:25:28:18 DALE Sorry. [chuckles] I'm just happy to see you. Chip 'N Dale together
01:25:27:01 again.
01:25:33:17 CHIP Yeah. Okay.

01:25:32:00
01:25:34:17 DALE (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) [hums] Rescue Rangers [hums]

01:25:32:23
01:25:39:05 CHIP Stop singing the song. [grunts] You know they make chipmunk-
01:25:37:21 sized cars, right?
January 21, 2022

01:25:43:23 DALE Duh. But human stuff is the best. A little work done on her and
01:25:42:19 she'll be back to her glory days.
(glory days = a time in the past regarded as being better
than the present)
01:25:50:04 MALE CARTOON CAR Hey, watch out!

01:25:48:22
01:25:52:11 CHIP Do you know what a metaphor is, Dale?

01:25:51:07
01:25:54:15 DALE If you're about to say this car is a metaphor for something about
01:25:53:11 me, you can stop. Because, no, I don't know what a metaphor is.
Look, if we're gonna solve “The Case of the Missing Monty.”
01:26:02:07 GRAPHIC "THE CASE OF

01:26:01:05 THE MISSING MONTY"
01:26:04:12 DALE That's just a placeholder name. Open to any ideas. We're gonna
01:26:03:07 have to work together.
01:26:08:14 CHIP We are not working together.

01:26:07:11
01:26:10:20 DALE [laughs] You're funny, Chip. [laughs]

01:26:09:14
01:26:15:13 CHIP [grunts] Okay, we're getting close. Pull up over there.
01:26:14:16
01:26:24:16 CHIP And leave the top hat and cane in the car, please.
01:26:23:22
01:26:27:08 DALE [laughs] Whoa. How did you know that?

01:26:26:14
01:26:30:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VIP MUNK

01:26:29:07
01:26:30:01 CHIP 'Cause you're you.

01:26:29:07
01:26:31:09 DALE [chuckles] All right. Heads-up. Well, [grunts] there's no faster way
01:26:30:15 to gain someone's respect than to dress like an important business
magnet.
01:26:39:07 CHIP You mean business "magnate"?

01:26:38:13
January 21, 2022

01:26:41:11 DALE Uh... I think I know my own character, Chip, and he wears a top
01:26:40:17 hat.
01:26:46:00 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY WRONG SIDE

01:26:45:06
01:26:50:06 CHIP Uh... this place is pretty shady. Are we sure it's safe?
01:26:49:12
01:26:54:18 DALE No. [sighs] Because nothing's safe... [grunts] … on Main Street.
01:26:54:00 (Main Street = this is a reference to the Main Street area of
the Disneyland theme park)

01:27:07:05 CHIP Oh. Wow. [chuckles] It seems kinda nice. It's not what I pictured.
01:27:06:11
01:27:11:05 DALE Trust me, it's worse. It's a bunch of cartoons trading on their
01:27:10:11 wholesome public image to keep the cops away. And bring you
the slimiest backwater bazaar of contraband this side of
Guadalajara.
01:27:11:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MAIN STREET FISH CO. AMERICAN ARCADE

01:27:13:00
01:27:22:17 CHIP You sure about that? That dog's blowing bubbles.
01:27:21:23
01:27:25:17 COLONEL Hello!

01:27:24:23 (Note: This character is from the animated Disney film 101
Dalmatians.)
01:27:27:03 DALE Nothing, and I mean nothing, is sacred in this part of town.
01:27:26:09
01:27:30:21 MAN IN ORANGE HAT Bread for sale, bread for sale
01:27:30:03 (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Everyone loves bread for sale
01:27:33:06 DALE That guy, he sells untraceable weapons.

01:27:32:12
01:27:35:20 SHOE SHINER (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Scoot, scoot, a shiny shoe makes the man
01:27:35:02 A shiny shoe, now there's a plan
01:27:41:01 DALE Stolen social security numbers.

01:27:40:07
January 21, 2022

01:27:43:08 GIRL WITH A HAIR BOW. Roses are a way to make a girl feel pretty--
01:27:42:14 (Song/Lyric) (Ditty)
01:27:45:16 DALE [laughs] No, thanks, kid.

01:27:44:22
01:27:46:18 GIRL WITH A HAIR BOW. [grunts] Aw.

01:27:46:00
01:27:47:20 DALE Muppet fights.

01:27:47:02
01:27:49:02 CHIP Okay. Why do you know all this?

01:27:48:08
01:27:50:19 DALE Well, sometimes when I'm low on cash, I sell my fur to that wig
01:27:50:01 shop.
01:27:54:11 FUR SHOP OWNER Hey. Far out.

01:27:53:17 (Far out = unconventional of avant-garde)
01:27:56:07 MR. BJORNSON (Song/Lyric) It's a stinky, it's a gooey

01:27:55:13 (Ditty) It's a stinky, it's a gooey...
01:27:57:13 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BJORNSON'S CHEESE SHOP

01:27:56:19
01:27:57:20 CHIP Ah, here, I think this is our guy.

01:27:57:02
01:28:00:07 CHIP I make deals for a living. So, just let me do the talking.
01:27:59:13
01:28:01:04 MR. BJORNSON (Song/Lyric) [singing indistinctly] indistinctly, chuckles]

01:28:00:10
01:28:02:23 DALE 10-4. Got your back.

01:28:02:05 (10-4 = an affirmative signal for "okay")
01:28:04:08 CHIP No, you don't have my back. I got this. Hi, Mr. Bjornson. Do you
01:28:03:14 have any cheese for sale?
01:28:09:14 MR. BJORNSON Oh, do I have cheese? [laughs] Let's see, we've got the Muenster,
01:28:08:20 the Gouda, the Brie.
01:28:15:11 CHIP Do you have any "stinky cheese?"

01:28:14:17
January 21, 2022

01:28:20:06 MR. BJORNSON You cops?

01:28:19:12
01:28:21:07 CHIP Nah. No. We just wanna buy some stinky cheese. The stinkier, the
01:28:20:13 better.
01:28:31:03 MR. BJORNSON All right, come on. Get in.

01:28:30:09
01:28:41:09 MOUSE 1 Yeah. Mm-hmm. [munching] Oh. So good.

01:28:40:21
01:28:43:22 MOUSE 2 More, please. [chomps] More, please. [chomps]

01:28:43:04
01:28:47:10 MOUSE 3 Choo, choo.

01:28:46:16
01:28:49:14 MR. BJORNSON Hey, no more free samples, Lester. This isn't Baskin Robbins.
01:28:48:20 [laughs] So, you want stinky cheese? I got smell lines that'll take
you through the ceiling.
(Baskin Robbins = an American ice cream parlor where
customers can sample flavors before purchasing.
through the ceiling = to rise to a very high level. Here, it is
used as a joke/reference to the act of one being under the
influence of drugs)
01:28:59:05 MOUSE 4 [sighs] Ow!

01:28:58:11
01:29:01:12 CHIP [clears throat] Through the ceiling, huh? Seems like you offer a
01:29:00:18 quality product. But hey, before we get into all that, do me a favor.
Take a look at this photo. It's a friend of mine named Monterey
Jack.

01:29:10:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY RESCUE RANGERS MONTY

01:29:09:15
01:29:13:07 MR. BJORNSON Which is also the name of a cheese. Continue.

01:29:12:13
01:29:18:00 CHIP Right. So, we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere. If
01:29:17:06 you know anything, I'm sure we could make it worth your while.
Like, what would you say to some complementary RV or boat
insurance?
(Chip has been working as an insurance salesman.)
January 21, 2022

01:29:31:02 MR. BJORNSON Nah, I don't know nothin'. Now, either buy some cheese or get out.
01:29:30:08
01:29:36:01 CHIP Oh, okay. Um...

01:29:35:07
01:29:37:17 DALE [laughs] Well, perhaps we should, with a the disrespectful tone
01:29:36:23 this felted clodhopper takes, why, I never!
(Felted clodhopper - an insult referring to his playing dumb
and being a Muppet, which is made out of felt.)
01:29:44:16 CHIP What are you doing?

01:29:43:22
01:29:45:15 DALE I am an important business magnet. I shall have no trouble

01:29:44:21 attracting other suitors for my gigantic deal because that's what
magnets do. They attract business.
01:29:58:19 MR. BJORNSON Nah, you two are definitely cops. You're out of here.
01:29:58:01
01:30:00:19 CHIP Okay, hold on. This is getting out of hand. We are not cops.
01:30:00:01
01:30:04:04 DALE We're actors! [laughs] It's been us, Chip 'N Dale, the whole time.
01:30:03:10
01:30:11:05 MR. BJORNSON [scoffs] Interesting. My boss, Sweet Pete, he loves actors.
01:30:10:11
01:30:16:16 DALE Uh... Yeah. Who doesn't? [snickers]

01:30:15:22
01:30:18:11 MR. BJORNSON You know, I think you should meet him.
01:30:17:17
01:30:20:21 DALE Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh? Looks like I just took us from
01:30:20:03 outside the club to the VIP room.
January 21, 2022

01:30:31:03 CHIP Wow! This VIP room is incredible! I'm freaking out, dude. [gasps]
01:30:30:09 Is that Jessica Rabbit over there? I'm only asking because I'm zip
tied in the back of a truck!
(freaking out = to react (or cause to react) with extreme
anger or fear to something to the extent that one loses one's
composure or behaves irrationally
Jessica Rabbit = A character from the film "Who Framed
Roger Rabbit?"
Note: This is a joke reference to the fact that the "The Roger
Rabbit Car Toon Spin" ride at the Disneyland theme park,
which previously featured Jessica Rabbit being kidnapped,
was revamped to have Jessica Rabbit be a detective instead
of a damsel in distress.)
01:30:40:15 DALE Whoa! What's with the attitude? We were about to get kicked out
01:30:39:21 with your plan, and now, thanks to my sweet improv, we're going
to see Sweet Pete.
(improv = improvisation)
01:30:46:23 CHIP Oh, you're insane.

01:30:46:05
01:30:47:23 DALE Am I?
01:30:47:08
01:30:48:10 CHIP Of course.

01:30:47:19
01:30:48:19 DALE So, you'd rather just give up?

01:30:48:04
01:30:49:19 CHIP No!

01:30:49:01
01:30:49:23 DALE You wanna just wait around... [speaks indistinctly in high-pitched
01:30:49:07 voice]
01:30:50:07 CHIP You should've just let me take the lead! [speaks indistinctly in
01:30:49:17 high-pitched voice]
01:30:56:02 DALE Hey! Hold on a second! How adorable are we? Chemistry like this
01:30:55:08 doesn't just happen. This has got "reboot" written all over it.
(this...all over it = to show a certain characteristic very
clearly, in this case "reboot")
01:31:03:04 CHIP [groans] Are you serious? I should be home right now. Millie is
01:31:02:10 probably worried sick and peeing all over the place.
January 21, 2022

01:31:09:20 DALE Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice.
01:31:09:02
01:31:13:04 CHIP She's a dog. Millie is a dog.

01:31:12:15
01:31:15:11 DALE Ah! I'm sure she's not that bad.

01:31:14:17 (in response to Chip calling her a "dog", which is also slang
for an unattractive woman)
01:31:17:06 CHIP What, no What? No, she's-- [grunts]

01:31:16:12
01:31:27:01 MR. BJORNSON We're here.

01:31:26:09
01:31:31:19 DALE Whoa. This place looks weird. Where are we?
01:31:31:06
01:31:40:08 CAT PERSON No!

01:31:39:14
01:31:41:00 CHIP Okay. I think we're in the Valley. The Uncanny Valley.
01:31:40:06 (uncanny valley = a concept in which an entity appearing
almost human will elicit eerie feelings in viewers)
01:31:46:11 DALE The what?

01:31:45:17
01:31:47:12 CHIP Do you remember that weird animation style in the early 2000s
01:31:46:18 where everything looked real, but nothing looked right?
01:31:54:15 DALE Oh, yeah. That stuff was creepy.

01:31:53:21
01:31:56:22 CHIP Well, I think this is where they ended up.

01:31:56:04
01:31:59:02 MR. BJORNSON Come on. This way. [laughs, hums]

01:31:58:08
01:32:01:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ALAMEDA

01:32:00:18
01:32:04:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MAIL

01:32:03:19
01:32:07:10 BOB What?

01:32:06:16
January 21, 2022

01:32:08:01 MR. BJORNSON I got something for Sweet Pete. A little gift from Bjornsen.
01:32:07:07
01:32:11:17 BOB Okay, leave it there.

01:32:11:01
01:32:13:19 MR. BJORNSON Good luck, dummies. [laughs, speaking gibberish]

01:32:13:01
01:32:17:18 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 9625 MATEO STREET

01:32:17:00 ALAMEDA REPURPOSING FACILITY
9625 MATEO STREET LOS ANGELES, CA
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NOTICE
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01:32:24:22 BOB Who are you?

01:32:24:06
01:32:27:19 DALE Is he talking to us?

01:32:27:01
01:32:29:14 CHIP I can't tell. He's got those Polar Express eyes.
01:32:28:20 (Polar Express eyes = The characters' eyes in the 2004,
children's movie, "Polar Express," are notorious for being
terribly animated, and lifeless.)
01:32:33:12 DALE Uh. Are you talking to us?

01:32:32:18
01:32:36:01 BOB Obviously, I said, "Who are you?"

01:32:35:07
01:32:39:03 CHIP Well, right. But in fairness, it looks like you're talking to that
01:32:38:09 window.
01:32:42:17 BOB No, it actually looks like I'm looking right at you.
01:32:41:23
01:32:45:13 DALE Okay.

01:32:44:19
01:32:46:09 BOB Look at my eyes looking right at your eyes.

01:32:45:15
01:32:49:10 CHIP Yeah.

01:32:48:16
January 21, 2022

01:32:51:00 DALE Okay. Listen, sir. Actually, you know what? Um. Get-- Here,
01:32:50:06 just-- [grunts]
01:32:54:13 CHIP [grunts] Get off me! Get your foot out of my mouth.
01:32:53:19
01:32:58:12 DALE Hey, there! Can you see me? Hi. We just wanna talk to Sweet
01:32:57:18 Pete.
01:33:03:23 BOB Okay, follow me!

01:33:03:08

01:33:16:17 CHIP I wonder if they're keeping Monty in here.

01:33:15:23
01:33:19:01 DALE There's only one way to find out. So is this your secret bootlegging
01:33:18:07 facility or what?
01:33:24:08 CHIP Come on!

01:33:23:14
01:33:25:00 BOB What? No! What are you talking about? This is Sweet Pete's legit
01:33:24:06 business. It's for old merchandise that never got sold.
01:33:31:15 CHIP Old merchandise?

01:33:30:21
01:33:32:22 BOB Yeah, like for example, you remember Shrek bodywash?
01:33:32:04 (Shrek = An animated character from the Dreamworks film
series of the same name.)
01:33:36:08 DALE Uh...

01:33:35:14
01:33:36:22 BOB Exactly. No one does. It didn't sell. That's why Sweet Pete bought
01:33:36:04 all the inventory and melts it down for its useful parts. The guy has
a real eye for business. I wish I could see what he sees.
(has a real eye for = good at noticing it or making judgments
about something. Ironic reference to Bob's weirdly animated
eyes.)
01:33:48:04 DALE I'm sure there's corrective lenses or something you could get. Ow!
01:33:47:18 What?
(Dale is responding literally to Bob's previous dialogue.)
January 21, 2022

01:33:57:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY SWEET PETE'S PORTA POTTY

01:33:56:12 PARTIES, WEDDINGS, CONSTRUCTION
213-555-1212 213-555-0127
01:34:00:12 DALE So, he turns the toys into toy-lets. [laughs]

01:33:59:18 (toy-lets = a play on words, meaning toilets.)
01:34:05:03 BOB Wow, that's been staring at me for years and I never pieced it
01:34:04:09 together. [laughs] Here we are!
(staring at me = often used figuratively for something that
should be apparent. Ironic reference to Bob's weird eyes.)

01:34:12:04

01:34:12:04
01:34:15:09 DALE [pants]

01:34:14:15
01:34:22:15 SWEET PETE Hello!

01:34:21:11
01:34:24:00 DALE Peter Pan?

01:34:22:20 (Peter Pan = main character of the Disney animated film of
the same name.)
01:34:25:00 SWEET PETE Yup! Star of stage and screen, but you can call me Sweet Pete.
01:34:23:21
01:34:28:13 DALE Oh, you look...

01:34:27:15
01:34:29:15 SWEET PETE Old? Bald? Sad like a zoo gorilla? [chuckles]
01:34:29:06
01:34:31:14 DALE [chuckles] What? No. Not like a zoo gorilla.
01:34:34:23 SWEET PETE Don't worry. You can't say nothing to me I haven't heard already.
01:34:34:17 Jimmy, please. Untie our guests.
01:34:32:05 DALE What? No, I was gonna say the opposite.
01:34:39:07 JIMMY [huffs, grunts]

01:34:40:06
January 21, 2022

01:34:41:13 SWEET PETE Chip and Dale! You Wow! Hey, you mind if I walk while we
01:34:42:12 talk? Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get
my steps in.
01:34:46:03 SWEET PETE Not fitting into the old costume like I used to. Need to get my
steps in.
01:34:48:17 DALE Hey! I've got one of those. We should link accounts and help
01:34:49:22 motivate each other.
01:36:53:14 DALE [inhales]
01:34:52:20 SWEET PETE Uh. Yeah, I'm good, buddy. Right. So, I'm guessing you two are
01:34:54:00 here to talk about Monterey Jack.
(I'm good = used to say that you don't want to do something)
01:34:58:19 DALE Oh, yeah, actually we are.

01:34:58:17
01:35:00:22 SWEET PETE You know, I always liked Monty. It's a shame what happened.
01:35:00:23 Too much cheese. Not enough bread.
(Bread = slang for cash or money.
Note that Bread and Cheese frequently go together.)
01:35:06:23 CHIP Listen, Mr. Sweet Pete. Mr. Pete. We'd be willing to pay
01:35:06:14 whatever Monty owes you. If you'd just be willing to you if you
could give him a break? This one time? Just this once?
(give him a break = stop putting pressure on someone about
something.)
01:35:13:22 SWEET PETE Hmm. "Give him a break"? You know, I used to be an actor
01:35:14:10 myself. got my big break when I was just a kid when kid. I
starred got cast in the biggest movie in the world, as the boy who
wouldn't grow up, Peter Pan. Then I hit puberty and they threw me
away like garbage.
01:35:29:05 CHIP This business can be so rough tough on child actors.

01:35:30:02
01:35:31:21 SWEET PETE [scoffs] You said it.

01:35:32:23
01:35:32:15 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY NOW SHOWING

01:35:34:09 WHERE THE BOYS WENT
(This is a parody of "Where the Boys Are")
January 21, 2022

01:35:32:21 SWEET PETE I was scared, hungry, and desperate to get back into in that sweet
01:35:34:13 spotlight...
01:35:37:23 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE NEW ADVENTURES OF PETER PAN

CHRISTMAS DAY
01:35:38:16 SWEET PETE ...but no one would hire me. So, I decided to take the power back
01:35:39:23 and make my own bootleg movie! I called it, "Flying Bedroom
Boy."
(Flying Bedroom Boy = a parody of Peter Pan)
01:35:47:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FLYING BEDROOM BOY 2

01:35:48:00 AVAILABLE NOW ONLY ON DVD
01:35:48:21 SWEET PETE And guess what? It worked! I made lots of money. So, I recruited
01:35:50:00 other toons to star in more movies...
01:35:51:14 SWEET PETE So, I shot more movies with other toons, and bada-bunk-bada-
chunk, now I run my own bootleg movie studio...
01:35:51:08 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BEAUTY AND THE CURSED DOG MAN

01:35:54:10 HAPPY GHOST CHILD
SPAGHETTI DOGS
(Beauty and the Cursed Dog = a parody of Beauty and the
Beast
Happy Ghost Child = a parody of Casper
Spaghetti Dogs = a parody of The Lady and the Tramp)
01:35:57:05 SWEET PETE ...and bang-a-rang, now I run my own bootleg movie studio,
where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the
belong, asking questions about your missing friend. And I
can't have that. But you want a break? So, how's this for a
break? I'm thinking it's time for a Chip 'N Dale reboot.
Jimmy.
something)
01:35:58:07 SWEET PETE ...where I get to decide who's a star, and who gets thrown in the
belong, asking questions about your missing friend. And I can't
have that. But you want a break? How's this for a break? I'm
thinking it's time for a Chip 'N Dale reboot. Jimmy.
something.)
January 21, 2022

01:36:19:05 JIMMY You, come with me.

01:36:22:21
01:35:37:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BUT DON'T WORRY...

HE COOKS. HE CLEANS.
HE KICKS SOME BUTT.
HOME ALONE
FAMILY COMEDY WITHOUT THE FAMILY
01:36:20:14 DALE Yup, we're dead.

01:36:24:06
01:36:21:14 CHIP Run!

01:36:25:06

01:36:26:00
01:36:23:14 CHIP Go, go, go, go, go! [grunts]

01:36:27:06
01:36:24:02 JIMMY [gasps]

01:36:27:18
01:36:25:08 SWEET PETE Just grab them already!

01:36:29:00
01:36:25:14 JIMMY [grunts] I'm trying!

01:36:29:06

01:36:30:20
01:36:28:14 JIMMY [growls]

01:36:32:06
01:36:29:08 SWEET PETE Get down from there!
01:36:29:15 CHIP Come on! [grunts] Ready? Jump!

01:36:33:07
01:36:30:13 JIMMY They're crazy!
01:36:30:13 CHIP [grunts] Ready?
01:36:31:18 CHIP Jump!
January 21, 2022


01:36:35:21

01:36:36:21

01:36:39:20
01:36:40:03 SWEET PETE Come on! Hey, that's my personal bathroom!
01:36:39:11 CHIP Look for a way out of here!

01:36:42:18
01:36:38:14 JIMMY Come on! [growls] Hey!

01:36:43:05
01:36:40:18 DALE Uh. No, no. Aha! There's only one way, Chip.
01:36:44:03
01:36:41:11 JIMMY [grunts] Come out here!

01:36:44:18
01:36:43:11 SWEET PETE Get in there! [speaking indistinctly] Open up! Hey!
01:36:46:22
01:36:45:13 CHIP No. That's disgusting.

01:36:49:05
01:36:45:13 SWEET PETE Through the window!
01:36:47:05 BOB Jimmy, I got 'em! [grunts]

01:36:50:21
01:36:47:17 JIMMY Huh?

01:36:51:09
01:36:48:14 DALE It's our only chance. Live a little!

01:36:52:06 (live a little! = : to spend time doing enjoyable things)
01:36:48:18 BOB Come on! Open up, fast! up!

01:36:52:10
01:36:54:00 SWEET PETE [yelling indistinctly]
01:36:50:19 CHIP Live a little? You seem excited about this!

01:36:54:11
01:36:52:03 BOB Open the door!
January 21, 2022

01:36:54:00 BOB [grunts]

01:36:57:03
01:37:09:20 SWEET PETE Well, they're dead. Easy come, easy go, huh, guys?
(Easy come, easy go = used to indicate that a relationship or
possession acquired without effort may be abandoned or lost
casually and without regret.)
01:36:53:15 CHIP What? Don't-- No...

01:36:57:07 [groans]
01:37:06:20 BOB [grunts, yells] Nope, nope! I'm done!
01:37:12:18 DALE [yells]
01:36:56:05 DALE Come on, Chip, the water's fine!

01:36:59:12
01:37:05:19 CHIP [shrieks]
01:37:12:18 CHIP [yells]
01:36:56:09 BOB [grunts]

01:37:00:07
01:36:59:09 CHIP Aw, dang it! [inhales, grunts]

01:37:02:12
01:37:00:02 BOB Come on!
01:37:00:11 CHIP [inhales, grunts]
01:37:01:03 BOB No!

01:37:04:06
01:37:01:08 CHIP Uh, o... okay.

01:37:04:11
01:37:02:03 CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Happy birthday to you

01:37:05:06 Happy birthday to you
Happy birth--
01:37:04:15 BOB [yells] Got ya!

01:37:07:18
01:37:09:01 CHIP [yelps]
01:37:09:23 BOB [grunting] No, no! I'm done.
01:37:13:07 SWEET PETE You better pray they don't make it out of there alive.
January 21, 2022

01:37:16:02 CHIP [yelling]
01:37:16:02 DALE [yelling]
01:37:19:12 DALE [gasps heavily] Whoa! Whoa! Hold on!

01:37:22:08
01:37:19:12 CHIP [gasps heavily, screams] Whoa! No! No! Whoa!

01:37:22:08
01:37:23:20 CHIP [pants, whimpers]

01:37:26:16
01:37:23:20 DALE [pants, grunts]

01:37:26:16
01:37:25:15 DALE Watch out!

01:37:28:11
01:37:26:08 CHIP Hate this! Hate this!

01:37:29:04
01:37:27:00 DALE Oh, God! [whimpers] Whoa! [pants, grunts]

01:37:29:20
01:37:29:00 CHIP [pants]

01:37:31:20
01:37:31:09 DALE I should probably get this!

01:37:34:05
01:37:33:08 CHIP What?

01:37:36:04
01:37:34:01 DALE It could be my agent, Dave Bolinari!

01:37:36:21
01:37:36:18 CHIP Oh, cool! Let me know what he says!

01:37:39:14
01:37:38:16 DALE Hello! What? Oh, yeah, spaghetti's fine! Love you too, Mom!
01:37:41:12 [laughs] My agent is so weird.
01:37:46:00 CHIP Oh, god!

01:37:48:20
01:37:46:19 DALE Oh, whoa, whoa!

01:37:49:15
January 21, 2022

01:37:48:04 CHIP Try to grab something!

01:37:51:00
01:37:50:02 CHIP [grunts] Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull!

01:37:52:22

01:37:52:22
01:37:52:13 DALE No! No!

01:37:55:09
01:37:53:17 DALE [yells]

01:37:56:13
01:37:53:17 CHIP [whimpers, yells]

01:37:56:13
01:37:56:15 DALE [shrieks, grunts]

01:37:59:11
01:37:56:15 CHIP [shrieks] Stupid Rapunzel doll!

01:37:59:11 (Rapunzel = character from the fairy tale of the same name,
also a character in the Disney film "Tangled")
01:38:00:15 CHIP There! The paddleball! Ready?

01:38:03:11
01:38:05:00 CHIP Jump! [yells]

01:38:07:20

01:38:07:20
01:38:06:18 DALE Whoa! [whimpers]

01:38:09:14
01:38:07:04 CHIP Whoa!

01:38:10:00
01:38:09:12 CHIP Hold on!

01:38:12:08
01:38:10:20 CHIP [yells, grunts, whimpers]

01:38:13:16
01:38:10:20 DALE Whoa! [yells, grunts]

01:38:13:16
January 21, 2022

01:38:20:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THIS SUMMER

01:38:22:18 LEGO MISÉRABLES
(This is a parody of Les Miserables)
01:38:22:21 CHIP [yells, grunts] [grunts, gasps, sighs] Dale? Hello? Dale? [pants]
01:38:25:05 Oh, no. Dale? Come on, don't, uh, don't prank me like this. [sobs,
gasps, shrieks, sobs] I should've... [whimpers]
01:38:54:09 DALE What's up?

01:38:56:17
01:38:55:15 CHIP Not now, Dale. [sobs] Dale! You're alive! But... how?
01:38:57:23
01:39:03:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DOUBLE 'O DALE
01:39:03:15 DALE The name's Munk. Dale Munk.

01:39:05:23 (This is a parody of James Bond's catchphrase: "The name's
Bond. James Bond.")
01:39:39:17 DALE All right, fine, but I'm coming with you! [chuckles]
01:39:07:21
01:39:41:16 CHIP Yeah! [scoffs] Double-O Dale. Of course.

01:39:09:00
01:39:43:07 DALE Oh! This is gonna be fun!
01:39:44:19 CHIP You are so strange, man. [chuckles]
01:39:06:11 DALE Chip, you were crying. You really do love me!
01:39:11:11
01:39:10:07 CHIP What? No! I-- You were crying!

01:39:15:07
01:39:12:14 DALE Aw! Chippy, Chippy, I love you too!

01:39:17:14
01:39:13:06 CHIP Can we...?

01:39:18:06
01:39:15:03 CHIP Don't make it about you. I was traumatized! Just leave it alone.
01:39:20:03 Okay?
January 21, 2022

01:39:16:12 DALE Aw! I mean, I'm touched! Okay! [clicks tongue] Aw! Okay, fine.
01:39:22:06 [inhales] Well, that whole day was a big waste! We didn't learn
anything of value except for that Sweet Pete wears the same step
tracker that I do.
01:39:27:21 CHIP Wait, those step trackers, do they keep track of everywhere you
01:39:32:21 go?
01:39:31:16 DALE Yeah, I know because I like to map my runs in the shape of a butt.
01:39:36:16 [chuckles]
01:39:35:02 CHIP I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need to go talk to Ellie. And
01:39:40:02 then I'm going home!
01:39:44:14 DALE Okay, but please just don't tell her about the butt thing.
01:39:47:16 CHIP I can't promise that.
01:39:49:02 DALE [groans] You think she'll think it's funny, though?
01:39:52:05 ELLIE STECKLER Thanks! [exhales softly]

01:39:56:16
01:39:54:12 CHIP So, if we could get ahold of Sweet Pete's step tracker, we could
01:39:58:23 cross reference where he's been with where we know he goes!
(get ahold of = to get possession of (something))
01:40:00:16 ELLIE STECKLER Right! And whatever doesn't overlap has got to be his secret
01:40:05:03 facility!
01:40:04:10 CHIP Exactly! We get the step tracker, and we can trace it to find
01:40:08:21 Monty.
01:40:08:03 DALE Chip, you're a genius!

01:40:12:14
01:40:10:02 ELLIE STECKLER So, what's the plan? How are you guys gonna get Sweet Pete's step
01:40:14:11 tracker?
01:40:13:16 CHIP "You guys"? Hold on. We got you the info you needed. Now, it's
01:40:18:00 up to you, the professional, to actually, you know, get the bad guy
and save our friend Monty?
01:40:21:18 ELLIE STECKLER It's not as simple as that. We need warrants, we need probable
01:40:26:02 cause, and I don't know if you guys noticed, but the captain doesn't
really value my opinion too much.
01:40:30:06 DALE What? He's crazy!

01:40:34:15
January 21, 2022

01:40:32:12 ELLIE STECKLER No, I really screwed up. Last year, when Peppa Pig went missing,
01:40:36:19 I fell for a bogus tip, and tip. I made the whole squad raid
Nickelodeon Junior studios. [sighs] And the toons fought back.
Paw Patrol Patrol bit back. [inhales] Ended up giving half the
squad rabies. Marshall attacked Sergeant Henderson. The
doctors say he'll never have kids. No one's trusted me ever since.
(Peppa Pig = the main character of an animated television
show of the same name
screwed up = cause something to fail or go wrong.
tip = a small but useful piece of information
Nickelodeon Jr. = An American television channel/studio
that primarily creates content for children
Paw Patrol = children's animated show)
01:40:58:00 CHIP Huh. Thank you for sharing that absolutely bonkers story.
01:41:03:23 (Bonkers = Disney animated TV series.)
01:41:02:04 DALE [gasps] I think I have exactly what we need! Don't move. Ladies
01:41:08:00 and gentlemen. Behold! The crime lab!
01:41:23:18 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL DISNEY PARADE FIREWORKS

01:41:27:20 PHOTOGRAPHY FLAMMABLE
01:41:23:18 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FLAMMABLE

01:41:27:20
01:41:25:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DISNEY'S CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS

01:41:29:21 NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
CAPCOM CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS
01:41:27:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY POPULAR MECHANICS

01:41:31:20 GADGET HACKWRENCH
HER ICONIC RESCUE PLANE
01:41:30:03 ELLIE STECKLER What? I wish my childhood self could see this! [chuckles] This is
01:41:34:10 crazy! [chuckles]
01:41:35:23 DALE Pretty sweet, right? All the disguises and gadgets we could ever
01:41:40:08 need.
01:41:40:17 ELLIE STECKLER Wait, is this like every episode of Rescue Rangers ever?
01:41:45:04
01:41:45:00 DALE Uh, yes, it is.

01:41:49:11
01:41:45:16 ELLIE STECKLER [sighs] You've got 'em all. "Catteries Not Included"...
01:41:50:03
January 21, 2022

01:41:47:15 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS

01:41:52:02 CRIME BUSTERS
GORILLA MY DREAMS
PUFFED RANGERS
THE S.S. DRAINPIPE
PIE IN THE SKY
REST HOME RANGLERS RANGERS
LE PURRFECT CRIME
SHORT ORDER CROOKS
ROBOCAT
UNDERCOVER CRITTERS
DOUBLE TROUBLE
01:41:49:09 ELLIE STECKLER ..."Throw Mummy from the Train, Dirty Rotten Diapers."
01:41:53:20
01:41:52:04 DALE Okay, so what's your favorite episode?

01:41:56:15
01:41:54:07 ELLIE STECKLER Ooh, I can't pick one. That's too hard!
01:41:58:18
01:41:56:22 DALE Ah! Same.

01:42:01:09
01:41:57:23 ELLIE STECKLER [chuckles]

01:42:02:10
01:41:58:05 DALE So good. [laughs]

01:42:02:16
01:43:14:18 CHIP Hmm.
01:42:03:13 CHIP I'm honestly surprised you kept all this stuff. I didn't think you
01:42:07:05 cared about the show back then.
01:42:08:21 DALE What? Of course I did.

01:42:12:13
01:42:11:01 CHIP No. Yeah, of course. What's this huge map with all the pins in it?
01:42:14:17
01:42:15:23 DALE Oh, that? It's actually very cool.

01:42:19:15
01:42:17:22 CHIP [gasps] Oh, no. Is this where all the victims are buried?
01:42:21:14
January 21, 2022

01:42:20:15 DALE [laughs, snorts] You're messing with me again! It actually shows
01:42:24:07 Rescue Rangers' ratings in every US market in 1991, which, as
you may recall, was our most successful year.
01:42:25:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY COLORADO

01:42:29:01 NEBRASKA
KANSAS
OKLAHOMA
MISSOURI
ARKANSAS
ILLINOIS
INDIANA
KENTUCKY
TENNESSEE
OHIO
PENNSYLVANIA
WEST VIRGINIA
VIRGINIA
01:42:29:19 CHIP Hey, Ellie, didn't you say you were from Albany?
01:42:33:11
01:42:32:06 ELLIE STECKLER Born and raised.

01:42:35:22
01:42:33:12 CHIP Well, according to this map, Rescue Rangers never aired in
01:42:37:04 Albany.
01:42:34:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY NEW YORK

01:42:38:12 ALBANY
01:42:36:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE RANGERS

01:42:40:14
01:42:37:03 ELLIE STECKLER Yeah! My grandma, she used to tape all the episodes and send
01:42:40:19 them to me.
01:42:41:12 CHIP Hmm.

01:42:45:04
January 21, 2022

01:42:41:22 DALE Grandmas rule! [chuckles] Oh, come on, Chip! Look at all this
01:42:45:14 cool stuff! Like this is the limited edition Rescue Rangers pog set!
You know, this turned into a real collectible, because someone
noticed that one of the clouds behind Monterey Jack looked
exactly like... Oprah.
(pog = a cardboard or plastic disk printed with a design or
picture, collected or swapped by children or used in games.
Popular in the ''90s.
Oprah = Oprah Winfrey, American talk show host, media
executive, actress and philanthropist)
01:42:56:02 CHIP Wow. So cool.

01:42:59:18
01:42:56:21 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ZIPPER
01:42:58:03 DALE I know, right? Unfortunately, I only have 11 of the 12. I'm missing
01:43:01:19 the main one of all of us together.
01:43:04:06 CHIP Ah, it's just old junk.

01:43:07:22
01:43:06:21 ELLIE STECKLER Okay, guys. Sweet Pete goes to the Russian bathhouse every
01:43:10:13 Wednesday. So, how are we gonna sneak you guys in there
without being recognized by all those goons?
(goon = a violent, aggressive person who is hired to
intimidate or harm people)
01:43:15:16 DALE Wait. What if we did episode 45?

01:43:18:15
01:43:18:09 ELLIE STECKLER Forty-five? That's a good idea.

01:43:21:09
01:43:21:10 CHIP No idea what you're referring to. And do you have any original
01:43:24:08 ideas? Or are you just constantly recycling old scripts?
01:43:27:02 DALE Oh, come on! Episode 45! You dressed up like a rat to fool me.
01:43:30:00 You don't remember? You said, "Rats what I'm talking about." It
was hilarious!
(" Rat's what I'm talking about" - A pun on "that's what I'm
talking about")
01:43:34:15 CHIP Oh! Nope, no clue.

01:43:37:14
01:43:36:23 DALE Ellie, if we do this, we could really use your help.

01:43:39:22
January 21, 2022

01:43:39:19 ELLIE STECKLER Um. I don't know. I shouldn't even be here.

01:43:42:17
01:43:44:01 DALE Please! I need you, Ellie! Help find me!

01:43:47:00 (Note: Though Chip is imitating Monte's voice, this is
definitely Monte's voice actor saying this line.)
01:43:48:23 ELLIE STECKLER [chuckles slightly] Okay, but just this once.
01:43:51:23
01:43:52:09 DALE Oh, thanks, love! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
01:43:55:08 (shrimp on the barbie = a phrase that originated in a series
of television advertisements by the Australian Tourism
Commission)
01:43:55:16 CHIP Stop.

01:43:58:14
01:43:55:22 DALE No, I know, that's why I stopped, yeah?

01:43:58:21
01:44:06:09 ELLIE STECKLER Okay, guys, remember, you're plumbers here to fix a leaky pipe.
01:44:09:08
01:44:10:00 DALE Roger that. This thing working?

01:44:12:22 (Roger that = radio speak used to tell the other person that
you've received and understood their message)
01:44:11:22 ELLIE STECKLER It' s working. I'd say we have about an hour before anyone notices
01:44:14:20 this van is missing, so shake a tail.
(shake a tail = hurry)

01:44:14:20
01:44:17:17 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MAIN POOLS

01:44:20:19 WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICES TO
ANYONE
VALID ID REQUIRED
01:44:18:01 CHIP I can't believe we're doing this. Please, just don't do your bad New
01:44:20:23 York accent.
01:44:22:09 DALE Chip, I hear you, but it's an unreasonable ask. Yo! We're here to
01:44:25:07 clean the pipes, or did you forget about it?
(or did you forget about it - reference to stereotypical New
York expression "forget about it," or "fuhgetaboutit.")
January 21, 2022

01:44:29:03 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VISITORS MUST SIGN IN

01:44:32:01
01:44:29:00 RECEPTIONIST [grunts, sighs]

01:44:32:01
01:44:32:10 DALE [laughs] Go Yanks! And hot dogs, bagels, and pizza!
01:44:35:09 (Yanks = Yankees, major league baseball team from New
York
hot dogs, bagels, and pizza = foods that are popular in New
York)

01:44:40:01 CHIP Wow. I am honestly amazed that that worked.

01:44:43:00
01:44:42:17 DALE Me too! That accent actually got me fired from Law and Order.
01:44:45:15 Ellie, we're in.
(Law and Order = an American police procedural and legal
drama television series)
01:44:47:03 ELLIE STECKLER Good. Now, keep a low profile, and go find Sweet Pete's locker.
01:44:50:01 (low profile = a position of avoiding or not attracting much
attention or publicity)
01:44:53:09 BOB Hey, you! you two! This water fountain good?
01:44:56:06
01:44:57:05 CHIP Uh...

01:45:00:03
01:44:57:05 DALE Uh...

01:45:00:03
01:44:58:21 BOB Are the pipes clean to drink from?

01:45:01:20
01:45:00:16 CHIP Oh! Um...

01:45:03:15
01:45:01:16 DALE Hey! They're cleaner than Broadway, baby. I'm walking here.
01:45:04:17 (Broadway = popular street in Manhattan, New York
"I'm walking here" = Popular quote from the film "Midnight
Cowboy", usually used when one is walking through traffic)
01:45:06:10 BOB Good. Thank you you.

01:45:09:09
January 21, 2022

01:45:08:13 ELLIE STECKLER [sighs]

01:45:11:12
01:45:09:12 BOB [slurps] Hmm.

01:45:12:12
01:45:15:17 ELLIE STECKLER Nice work. You need to stay up on those pipes, out of sight.
01:45:18:14
01:45:19:01 DALE Yup! On it.

01:45:22:00
01:45:21:07 SNAKE AT RUSSIAN Oh, yeah! That feels great, man.

01:45:24:05 BATHHOUSE
01:45:23:17 DALE Gross!

01:45:26:16
01:45:25:00 CHIP Nope. Come on.

01:45:27:23
01:45:26:07 PIG AT RUSSIAN BATHHOUSE I get the kids on the weekends, but it's not the same.
01:45:29:05
01:45:30:22 SCROOGE MCDUCK [laughs]

01:45:33:20
01:45:37:01 CHIP Whoa, it's him.

01:45:40:01
01:45:41:18 DALE There it is. [gasps]

01:45:44:21
01:45:45:01 ELLIE STECKLER [gasps]

01:45:47:23
01:45:54:06 CHIP Okay, not great.

01:45:57:04
01:46:01:10 DJ HERZOGENAURACH Hey, I know you.

01:46:03:05
01:46:04:05 CHIP Oh, no.

01:46:07:00
01:46:05:02 DALE We're cooked.

01:46:07:21 (cooked = to be in imminent or inescapable trouble, danger,
or difficulty)
January 21, 2022

01:46:06:07 DJ HERZOGENAURACH You're the Rescue Rangers. I am huge fanboy!

01:46:09:02
01:46:13:18 CHIP [sighs] Cool.

01:46:16:13
01:46:20:19 JIMMY [scoffs] Don't you just hate awkward silences?

01:46:23:14
01:46:23:14 BOB Well, to be honest, it wasn't awkward until you said that, Jimmy,
01:46:26:09 and now it is, so great job.
01:46:29:00 JIMMY I guess that's true. [chuckles]

01:46:31:19
01:46:30:05 ELLIE STECKLER Guys, come on!

01:46:33:00
01:46:31:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BONGOHUB

DISNEY AFTERNOON DECIMATOR
DJ HERZOGENAURACH
01:46:33:10 DJ HERZOGENAURACH You are recognizing? Yes? Wait for it.

01:46:36:05
01:46:36:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BILL
01:46:36:19 DALE [laughs] No way! Is this a remix of the Disney Afternoon theme
01:46:39:14 song? You made this?
01:46:41:09 DJ HERZOGENAURACH You are knowing it, brother! Now you do a rap on it? Yes?
01:46:44:04
01:46:44:08 CHIP Oh, oh, I don't know! Give me one second with Dale here, bro.
01:46:47:03 First off, stop encouraging this guy.
01:46:47:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BOB
01:46:48:23 DALE Totally.

01:46:51:18
01:46:49:10 CHIP Second. We are not rapping.

01:46:52:05
01:46:51:01 DALE Right.

01:46:53:20
01:46:51:11 CHIP There is nothing more pathetic than an old cartoon character trying
01:46:54:06 to seem cool again by rapping!
January 21, 2022

01:46:55:18 DALE Chip, I hear you, but I don't think we have much of a choice!
01:46:58:13
01:46:57:18 CHIP Oh, there's a choice. When it comes to rapping, there's always a
01:47:00:13 choice.
01:47:00:23 DALE Actually, can you just hold that thought for one second? Here I go!
01:47:03:18
01:47:02:17 CHIP Oh, geez!

01:47:05:12
01:47:03:17 DALE (Song/Lyric) My name is Dale

01:47:06:12 Uh... I'm about to kick it
01:47:08:18 DALE Oh, no.

01:47:11:13
01:47:09:13 CHIP And I'm in hell.

01:47:12:08
01:47:10:17 DJ HERZOGENAURACH Oh, wow, hold on. I need to film this!

01:47:13:12
01:47:12:16 DALE I'll distract him. You get that step tracker.
01:47:15:11
01:47:14:13 CHIP It won't work. It's too risky.

01:47:17:08
01:47:15:21 DALE Well, the biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.
01:47:18:16
01:47:18:16 CHIP DALE (Song/Lyric) Ah! Ah! My name is Dale

01:47:21:11 I don't eat whale
Why would you say
That I eat whale?
I don't eat whale
01:47:25:13 DALE [chuckles] Once you rhyme Dale with whale, you can't think of
01:47:28:08 anything else
01:47:28:17 CHIP Just devour him! Make it stop!

01:47:31:12
01:47:29:19 DALE (Song/Lyric) Not me, no

01:47:32:14 I would just eat the tail
January 21, 2022

01:47:32:11 CHIP Hmm.

01:47:35:06
01:47:33:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TREATMENT ROOM D

01:47:36:07
01:47:36:06 BOB [grunts]

01:47:39:01
01:47:36:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY QUIET PLEASE

01:47:39:17
01:47:39:10 DALE (Song/Lyric) I would never in a million years eat whale

01:47:42:05 First of all, they're endangered
01:47:44:16 CHIP [sniffs] Macadamias. And where there's nuts, there's oil.
01:47:47:11
01:47:45:01 DALE (Song/Lyric) So, you gotta take care of the whale
01:47:47:20 Don't want PETA on your tail
But if I did eat whale
It wouldn't be stale
(PETA = People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the
world's largest animal rights organization)
01:47:53:10 CHIP Aha!

01:47:56:05
01:47:54:03 DALE Oh, man, I'm killing this!

01:47:56:22 (killing this = to excel at something)
01:47:56:05 DJ HERZOGENAURACH And what are you doing?

01:47:59:00
01:47:58:01 CHIP Oh, I was a just, uh...

01:48:00:20
01:48:00:10 DALE Aye, yo, champ! Chip! Take the mic!

01:48:03:05 (mic = microphone)
01:48:04:20 CHIP Uh. For Monty.

01:48:07:15
01:48:08:10 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Well, my name is Chip

01:48:11:05 I'm not a whale
01:48:11:20 CHIP And now I'm doing it, great.

01:48:14:15
January 21, 2022

01:48:14:03 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Uh, a zubi-zong

01:48:16:22 Zubi, zubi, zubi, dong, dong
Zubi, dong, dong, dong
01:48:16:20 DALE Yoink!

01:48:19:15
01:48:18:23 DALE (Song/Lyric) 'Cause he's Chip!

01:48:21:18
01:48:19:19 CHIP (Song/Lyric) He's Dale!

01:48:22:14
01:48:20:09 DALE (Song/Lyric) And we'll never fail!

01:48:23:04
01:48:21:16 CHIP (Song/Lyric) 'Cause neither of us will ever eat whale!

01:48:24:11 No, never
01:48:21:16 DALE (Song/Lyric) 'Cause neither of us will ever eat whale!

01:48:24:11
01:48:24:19 DALE (Song/Lyric) Ever

01:48:27:14
01:48:25:04 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Never

01:48:27:23
01:48:25:12 DALE (Song/Lyric) Ever

01:48:28:07
01:48:25:21 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Never eat whale!

01:48:28:16
01:48:26:04 DALE (Song/Lyric) Eat whale!

01:48:28:23
01:48:27:02 CHIP Okay, what? How did you know what I was gonna say?
01:48:29:21
01:48:29:04 DALE How did you know what I was gonna say? It was like professional.
01:48:31:23 [gasps] Same time! [gasps] Jinx! You owe me a non-brand
specific cola! What? That was crazy! [gasps] Somebody call
Guinness book! [gasps] This is... blowing my mind... aww, we lost
it.
January 21, 2022

01:48:31:10 CHIP Professional. [gasps] Same time! [gasps] Jinx! You owe me a non-
01:48:34:05 brand specific cola! What? That was crazy! [gasps] Somebody call
Guinness book! [gasps] This is... incredible!
(Guinness Book = Guinness Book of World Records)
01:48:45:02 DJ HERZOGENAURACH Boom, boom. It's DJ Hertzgenaurach Herzogenaurach with the

01:48:47:21 Disney Afternoon remix!
01:48:50:13 DALE CHIP Hey, this was really fun, but we actually got to get going!
01:48:53:08
01:48:54:09 DJ HERZOGENAURACH Whoo! They were very bad at rapping.

01:48:57:04
01:48:56:16 BOB [grunts]

01:48:59:11
01:48:57:10 DJ HERZOGENAURACH Oh, hey, Bob! You are never going to believe who I just met.
01:49:00:05

01:49:03:08
01:49:04:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY WALL-E MART
01:49:02:18 DALE Oh, man, Ellie, you should have seen us! That was incredible!
01:49:05:13
01:49:05:15 CHIP Right?

01:49:08:10
01:49:06:04 DALE We were just like real detectives! And that match trick you did
01:49:08:23 with the oil? Genius!
01:49:09:19 FEMALE DISPATCH [walla]

01:49:12:14 (indistinct chatter over radio)
01:49:10:07 CHIP Yeah, but your bad rapping was the perfect distraction. So good!
01:49:13:02
01:49:13:20 DALE Thanks. I totally thought we were busted. But then you just fully
01:49:16:15 went for it!
(busted = caught)
01:49:17:06 CHIP And then I rapped. What a rush!

01:49:20:01
01:49:18:13 DALE [laughs] You were crazy!

01:49:21:08
January 21, 2022

01:49:20:19 ELLIE STECKLER Okay, we are all set here. Just plug that step tracker into the
01:49:23:14 computer.
01:49:24:19 DALE On it!

01:49:27:14

01:49:28:20 SYNC ACTIVITY DATA SYNC COMPLETE IN PROGRESS

SYNC COMPLETE
01:49:29:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY MAXUM PETROLEUM SHIP SERVICES AL LARSON BOAT

01:49:31:20 SHOP SAN PEDRO
01:49:29:11 DALE [gasps] San Pedro docks! Yes, we got him!

01:49:32:06 (San Pedro = waterfront community in south Los Angeles
with shipping and large docks.)
01:49:32:20 CHIP I can't believe it. We might actually get Monty back.
01:49:35:15
01:49:35:15 DALE We're gonna be heroes.

01:49:38:10
01:49:37:14 CHIP I gotta thank you for making me do this. I mean, this feels-- I feel
01:49:40:09 good.
01:49:43:03 DALE Me too! We were always better together.

01:49:45:22
01:49:45:18 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Location confirmed. We're sending SWAT now by chopper. Meet
01:49:48:13 us there.
(SWAT = Special Weapons and Tactics
chopper = helicopter)
01:49:49:14 ELLIE STECKLER Yes, sir.

01:49:52:09
01:49:50:08 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PATRICIA AV

01:49:53:03

01:50:02:22 ELLIE STECKLER [panting] Here, captain.

01:50:06:20
January 21, 2022

01:50:05:01 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY I ought to suspend you for going behind my back, Steckler. And I
01:50:07:20 hope we don't get attacked by SpongeBob the Rugrats this time.
[laughs] Ready the battering rams!
(SpongeBob = Spongebob SquarePants, main character of
the animated Rugrats = show that focuses on a group of the
same name toddlers)

01:50:13:04
01:50:14:18 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Let's go! Move! Move! Move!

01:50:17:07
01:50:16:18 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY NO TRESPASSING KEEP OUT

01:50:19:07
01:50:18:03 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TRASH

01:50:20:16

01:50:21:19
01:50:21:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LAPD

01:50:23:17
01:50:26:13 POLICE OFFICER 1 Clear!

01:50:29:02

01:50:30:13

01:50:33:05
01:50:32:10 DALE Where do you think he is?

01:50:34:23
01:50:33:20 CHIP I have no idea.

01:50:36:09
01:50:40:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LOS ANGELES POLICE

01:50:42:19
01:50:41:18 ELLIE STECKLER [exhales] Sir! I think I found something. [breathes deeply] Careful.
01:50:46:08 Don't touch anything.
January 21, 2022

01:51:07:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ADD FACE OR LIPS

01:51:10:11 MORE PURPLE
BIGGER HAIR
ENLARGE
BEFORE
AFTER
EARS
ADD FEATHERS
01:51:08:06 ELLIE STECKLER Flounder? Sneezy?

01:51:10:19 (Sneezy = one of the seven dwarves from the film "Snow
White")
01:51:14:03 ELLIE STECKLER They're all here.

01:51:16:16
01:51:16:02 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AFTER

01:51:18:15 INCREASE CGI SURGERY
NEW EYES APPROVED
BIGGER
01:51:16:02 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Whoa. Freaky. Whoa. Garfield's little body can't take muscles like
01:51:18:15 that.
(Garfield = the main character of "Garfield" , an American
comic strip and cartoon)
01:51:21:18 ELLIE STECKLER We found 'em.

01:51:23:08
01:51:25:13 DALE This looks like the machine I had my CG work done on. Except
01:51:27:03 way more violent-looking.
01:51:35:11 ELLIE STECKLER It's still warm. Must've just missed 'em.
01:51:50:03 CHIP Uh. That's not good.
01:51:34:23 CHIP Yeah, this place is creepy.

01:51:40:02
01:51:37:03 DALE I'm gonna see if I can't find a light switch.

01:51:42:06
01:51:39:08 CHIP Wait. No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
01:51:44:11
01:51:46:08 DALE See? Nothing to worry about!

01:51:51:11
January 21, 2022

01:51:48:02 CHIP [chuckles] I guess you're right.

01:51:53:05
01:51:55:10 DALE Uh...
01:51:56:09 CHIP That's not good.
01:51:51:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY SYSTEM STARTUP

01:51:57:03
01:51:52:10 DALE Dude! What did you do?

01:51:57:22
01:51:53:19 CHIP I didn't mean to, I just-- I put my leg back, my toe--
01:51:59:07
01:51:56:20 ELLIE STECKLER Chip!

01:52:02:08
01:51:57:15 CHIP Why is it on the floor?

01:52:03:03
01:51:58:10 ELLIE STECKLER [grunts] Dale!

01:52:04:17

01:52:05:05
01:52:01:16 CHIP [yells] No! Watch out!

01:52:07:04
01:52:02:06 DALE [pants] No, no, no, no, no!

01:52:07:18
01:52:02:12 ELLIE STECKLER Get out of there!

01:52:08:00
01:52:06:03 ELLIE STECKLER [grunts, pants]

01:52:11:15
01:52:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY INITIATING SHIELDS

01:52:14:07
01:52:10:10 CHIP Help! Get us out of here!

01:52:16:05
January 21, 2022

01:52:14:12 ELLIE STECKLER The machine is gonna try and surgically re-edit you, so try to
01:52:20:07 avoid that.
01:52:18:23 DALE Good bye, Ellie! Always remember me!

01:52:24:18
01:52:21:17 CHIP If we don't make it out of here alive, let Millie live with you, and
01:52:27:12 sleep on your bed, and eat your food, and don't be afraid to really
scratch that butt!
01:52:33:23 DALE [whimpers] Are we about to get waffle fried?

01:52:40:01
01:52:36:20 CHIP No, I think it's...

01:52:42:23
01:52:38:05 ELLIE STECKLER Scanning them, and rendering what they'll look like in different
01:52:44:11 animation styles.
01:52:48:00 DALE Okay. [laughs] That was nothing. You know, this might be easier
01:52:54:03 than... [shrieks]
01:52:52:15 CHIP Dale!

01:52:58:16
01:52:53:01 DALE [grunts] Hey! Hey!

01:52:59:03
01:52:54:19 CHIP Hold on! [grunts]

01:53:00:21
01:52:58:20 DALE Pull harder!

01:53:04:21
01:52:59:20 CHIP Why... won't... you... stretch?

01:53:05:08
01:53:00:07 DALE [grunts] Ooh! This body is meant to be looked at, not touched!
01:53:05:18
01:53:04:17 CHIP [grunts, yells]

01:53:10:03
01:53:05:11 DALE What are you doing?

01:53:10:22
01:53:11:01 DALE Whoa! [grunts]

01:53:16:13
January 21, 2022


01:53:17:16
01:53:12:16 DALE Thank you.

01:53:18:04
01:53:13:12 CHIP Come on! [grunts]

01:53:18:23
01:53:16:22 DALE Whoa! It's like episode 121!

01:53:22:09
01:53:21:02 CHIP "Mission: Chipossible!"

01:53:26:10 (Note: This seems to be a fictional episode as there isn't an
episode of Rescue Rangers with this title
Mission: Chipossible is a parody of the show Mission:
Impossible)
01:53:22:10 DALE You're right. Wait, you remember?

01:53:27:18
01:53:24:17 CHIP I guess a couple things are coming back to me.

01:53:29:20
01:53:26:20 DALE Then let's do it. How different could it be?

01:53:31:18
01:53:28:20 CHIP Very different! It can be very different.

01:53:33:20
01:53:30:21 DALE [chuckles] Ready?

01:53:35:18
01:53:32:02 CHIP Jump! Duck! Pancake. Launch me!

01:53:37:07

01:53:42:06

01:53:42:11
01:53:38:01 DALE [grunts] Heads-up!

01:53:43:05
01:53:41:11 CHIP [grunts] Got ya! [grunts]

01:53:47:13
January 21, 2022

01:53:44:01 CHIP DALE Slide! [grunts] [pants]

01:53:50:08
01:53:46:06 DALE [pants]
01:53:46:21 CHIP [pants] You okay? Are you in one piece?

01:53:53:03
01:53:51:06 DALE Yeah, I think so. But you're not.

01:53:57:13
01:53:54:16 CHIP Huh? [yells]

01:54:01:04
01:53:56:11 DALE [yells]

01:54:03:00
01:53:57:03 CHIP [yells]

01:54:03:16
01:53:58:02 DALE [yells]

01:54:04:15
01:53:59:02 CHIP [yells]

01:54:05:15
01:54:00:03 DALE [yells]

01:54:06:16
01:54:00:08 ELLIE STECKLER Um, I'm sure they're fine. [chuckles]

01:54:06:17
01:54:01:00 CHIP [yells]

01:54:07:13
01:54:01:19 DALE You got a Snoopy ear!

01:54:08:08 (Snooopy = an anthropomorphic beagle in the comic strip
Peanuts)
01:54:03:03 CHIP Get it off! Get it off! [grumbles, shrieks]

01:54:09:16
01:54:05:03 DALE [grunts, shrieks]

01:54:11:16
01:54:07:01 CHIP The door! Let's get out of here!

01:54:13:14
January 21, 2022

01:54:08:02 DALE [pants, yells, grunts]

01:54:14:15

01:54:17:01
01:54:14:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PROCEDURE COMPLETE

01:54:20:19
01:54:14:08 DALE [pants, sighs deeply]

01:54:20:21
01:54:22:15 CHIP What the...?

01:54:29:04
01:54:27:14 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 200 C

01:54:34:03 102 C
201 B
01:54:31:08 ELLIE STECKLER You guys okay? [pants] Look at all these parts.
01:54:37:21
01:54:41:04 CHIP Oh, no. Monty's mustache.

01:54:47:17
01:54:42:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 190 A

01:54:49:00
01:54:45:15 DALE [gasps] No!

01:54:52:04
01:54:49:22 CHIP He's been bootlegged!

01:54:56:11

01:54:56:05 FEMALE POLICE DISPATCH [walla]


01:55:02:18 POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS
01:55:04:22 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hey, Steckler. Nice work today. I didn't think you had it in you.
01:55:11:11
January 21, 2022

01:55:10:15 ELLIE STECKLER Thank you, sir.

01:55:17:04

01:55:17:20 (indistinct chatter continues over following dialogue)
01:55:11:07 FEMALE POLICE DISPATCH [walla]

01:55:11:10 REPORTER 2 Guys!

01:55:17:23
01:55:11:15 REPORTER 1 Chip! Dale! Over here, one question! Over here! 3D Interface
01:55:18:04 News. With this factory shut down, how does it feel to have made
the city safer for toons?
01:55:15:15 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 3D NEWS

01:55:22:04 IN YOUR FACE
01:55:19:14 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY All right, come on. Leave 'em alone. No questions.
01:55:26:03
01:55:22:01 ELLIE STECKLER Come on, guys, let's get out of here.
01:55:28:14
01:55:23:23 REPORTER 2 Hey, Chip, why the Snoopy ear?

01:55:30:09
01:55:25:06 REPORTER 3 Captain Putty! Captain Putty! Black and White News. Why is
01:55:32:01 there a wad of chewing gum on your back?
01:55:29:07 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Oh, come on! Gross. Now that's just gonna be a part of me forever.
01:55:36:02
01:55:42:07 SWEET PETE Well, this is a mess.
01:55:44:01 BOB We should probably skip town for a while, huh, boss?
01:55:51:04 ELLIE STECKLER I know. It... it usually does.
01:55:46:06 SWEET PETE We're not going anywhere without those chipmunks. I still
want my reboot.
01:55:50:13 JIMMY Should we try to follow them?
01:55:53:14 CHIP It's like they knew we were coming.
01:55:51:20 SWEET PETE Nah, let 'em go. I have my own special way of tracking people.
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01:55:42:03 DALE Are we sure that every room was checked?

01:56:12:10
01:55:44:23 ELLIE STECKLER Yeah. Positive.

01:56:15:02
01:55:46:19 CHIP You said bootlegging takes 48 hours. We made it before then.
01:56:16:22
01:56:21:00 ELLIE STECKLER I know. It-- it usually does.
01:56:21:13 DALE I know. It just doesn't seem right. Hey, just want to remind you
guys I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon, signing autographs, so get
those nuts ready! [laughs, inhales]
(con = short for convention)
01:56:23:08 CHIP And that coffee was still warm. It's like they knew we were
coming.
01:55:55:20 ELLIE STECKLER Look, I know you guys are sad about Monty, but you should still
01:56:27:01 feel really good about what you did back there. You guys are
heroes.
01:56:04:16 CHIP We are not heroes. Monty's gone.

01:56:35:10
01:56:07:07 DALE I was so excited to see his big, dopey face.

01:56:38:01

January 21, 2022


01:56:43:21
01:56:16:19 CHIP [sighs] I'm telling you, we're missing something. I can feel it,
01:56:47:13 Dale.
01:56:52:10 DALE Hey. J-- just want to remind you guys I'll be at Fan Con this
afternoon, signing autographs. So, get those nuts ready!
[chuckles] Yeah.
01:56:31:09 CHIP What is wrong with you?

01:57:01:05
01:56:32:15 DALE What? It's my job.

01:57:02:11
01:56:34:00 CHIP It's a choice. [scoffs] I'm getting some coffee.

01:57:03:20
01:56:37:13 DALE Ho-- Come on! I have to stay connected to the fans!
01:57:07:09
01:56:40:21 CHIP There are no fans. It's for you. It's always for you, to feed your
01:57:10:17 selfish ego. [scoffs] I thought you had changed. but you haven't
changed since Double-0 Dale!
01:56:40:23 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PAPER

01:57:10:19
01:56:51:23 DALE Wait, so you are still mad about Double-0 Dale? I thought
01:57:21:19 everything was artichokie.
(artichokie = slang for okay, or okey-dokey)
01:56:56:05 CHIP You left, Dale. You left me high and dry. After everything we'd
01:57:26:01 been through, everything I did for you!
(high and dry = to leave someone in a difficult situation
without any help)
01:57:02:16 DALE So, we're not artichokie?

01:57:32:12
01:57:04:08 CHIP No, artichokie! Nothing's ever been artichokie. Okay? I'm alone. I
01:57:34:04 sell insurance. My only friend is a dog!
01:57:12:10 DALE Okay, but then, why did you say it was artichokie? I mean, when
01:57:42:06 someone tells me something's artichokie, I believe it's artichokie.
01:57:17:22 CHIP [grunts] Stop saying artichokie! What is it, man?

01:57:47:18
January 21, 2022

01:57:21:20 SALAMANDER COP Oh! Uh. If you could just scooch a bit, from the coffee?
01:57:51:16
01:57:26:20 CHIP Yes, yes, of course. Sorry. [groans] See? This is why I didn't
01:57:56:16 wanna see you anymore. Sure, my life is lonely, but at least I
didn't feel like this!
01:57:36:21 DALE Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too! Chip's always in charge!
01:58:06:17 Chip's always right! It's Chip's way or the highway!
(or the highway = a warning that you must either do as
someone says or leave.)
01:57:42:23 CHIP You know what? Here. I've been holding on to this for some
01:58:12:19 stupid reason. Now your collection is complete.

01:58:21:19
01:57:52:11 DALE [gasps] What? You kept this? [sighs] You know, the crazy thing
01:58:22:07 is, way back then, I didn't even want to do Double-0 Dale.
01:58:06:13 CHIP What?

01:58:36:09
01:58:07:14 DALE It's gonna sound stupid. But... [sighs] I think I just wanted you to
01:58:37:10 tell me you needed me. That I wasn't just some pathetic chipmunk
you found eating alone at school. You know, I wanted this pog for
some silly reason, but now I don't. Here, now your collection's
complete.
01:58:24:05 CHIP What? Don't give me that! That's the exact same thing I just said to
01:58:54:01 you.
01:58:27:10 DALE What? No, it's not. I said, "Silly reason" You said, "Stupid
01:58:57:06 reason."
01:58:30:22 CHIP Well, I don't want it.

01:59:00:18
01:58:31:17 DALE Neither do I!

01:59:01:13
01:58:32:11 CHIP Good!

01:59:02:07
01:58:33:00 DALE I'm putting it on the ground.

01:59:02:20
January 21, 2022

01:58:34:00 CHIP Great!

01:59:03:20
01:58:34:11 DALE Yeah.

01:59:04:07
01:58:34:22 CHIP Cool.

01:59:04:18
01:58:35:09 DALE I know.

01:59:05:05
01:58:36:02 CHIP Neat!

01:59:05:22
01:58:36:15 DALE It is neat. Thanks.

01:59:06:11
01:58:40:23 DALE [sniffs] Do you smell that?

01:59:10:19
01:58:43:19 CHIP I'm definitely not falling for one of your dumb fart jokes right
01:59:13:15 now.
01:58:46:15 DALE No! No, no! Smell! [sniffs]

01:59:16:11
01:58:48:21 CHIP [sniffs]

01:59:18:17
01:58:49:13 DALE This whole place, it smells like... old food in a rental car! almond
01:59:19:09 butter and gasoline!
01:58:52:03 CHIP Old food in a rental car! Almond butter and gasoline! But that's
01:59:21:23 the Rescue Rangers cologne.
01:58:58:11 DALE [sniffs] This way.

01:59:27:23
01:59:00:21 CHIP [sniffs] This way.
02:00:32:01 CHIP Yeah, are you though?
02:00:33:09 UGLY SONIC Oh, you know what you sound like to me? Wah, wah, wah, wah,
wah.
(Note: The "wahs" are similar to how Charlie Brown hears
his teacher speaking in the Peanuts cartoons.)
January 21, 2022

02:00:38:08 DALE [laughs] Yeah! Like Charlie Brown's teacher. The thing is, we
actually don't have a lot of time.
(Charlie Brown = The main character of the Peanuts comic
strip)
01:59:09:01 DALE [sniffs] It's coming from in here. Why would Putty's office smell
01:59:39:12 like that?
02:00:41:17 UGLY SONIC Oh! You want me to go fast! [laughs] That's Sonic's thing, Ugly
Sonic goes slow, baby! [laughs]
01:59:14:03 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CAPTAIN S. PUTTY

01:59:44:14
01:59:45:19 ELLIE STECKLER [speaking indistinctly]
01:59:18:21 CHIP [gasps] Dale, we need to leave, now.

01:59:49:08

01:59:52:19 (indistinct street chatter continues under following dialogue)
01:59:22:20 DALE What's going on? Why are we running away?

01:59:53:07
01:59:24:16 CHIP I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose are onto something.
01:59:55:03 Monty was literally the only person to ever use that disgusting
cologne.
01:59:31:00 DALE Actually, I heard it's still used in the Ukraine to strip paint, but of
02:00:01:11 course, we never see a dime of that.
(See a dime of that = collect royalties for the rights to use
their brand.)
01:59:35:11 CHIP [grunts] That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it... it, which
02:00:05:22 means someone had direct contact with Monty.
01:59:37:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VOTE SENATOR BUTTHEAD VOTE TO GET TOUGH ON

02:00:06:19 BOOTLEG LAWS *THIS BILLBOARD WAS
COMMISSIONED BY SENATOR BUTTHEAD ACCIDENTES
PUEDE RECIBIR DINERO POR SU ACCIDENTE
NO PAGAS SI NO GANAS!
ABOGADO/ATTORNEY PUERCO BARRANCO
(Butthead = a character from the show from the show
"Beavis and Butthead")
01:59:38:07 CHIP ...which means someone had direct contact with Monty.
January 21, 2022

01:59:40:18 DALE [gasps] I knew Putty was dirty!

02:00:11:05
01:59:42:09 CHIP Oh, you're just saying that 'cause it's always the police captain in
02:00:12:20 our episodes. Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale!
01:59:47:22 DALE Ellie?

02:00:18:09
01:59:48:11 CHIP Something has been off about her the whole time! Claiming to be
02:00:18:22 a huge fan just to butter us up. She couldn't even name her favorite
episode.
(butter us up = flatter or praise someone as a means of
gaining their help or support)
01:59:55:03 DALE 'Cause she loves them all.

02:00:25:14
01:59:56:05 CHIP No! 'Cause she's never seen any episodes! "Her grandmother taped
02:00:26:16 the show for her." Get real! Grandparents are terrible at
electronics. That's their whole thing!
02:00:04:13 DALE A-ha! Speak of the devil!

02:00:35:00 (speak of the devil = said when a person appears just after
being mentioned.)
02:00:05:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ELLIE MOBILE

02:00:35:13
02:00:06:05 CHIP Ch-- Are you crazy? Don't pick that up! We don't know who we
02:00:36:16 can trust. We need outside help, like the governor, the CIA, the
FBI.
(CIA = Central Intelligence Agency
FBI = Federal Bureau of Investigation)
02:00:12:23 DALE [gasps] I know someone who might be able to help.

02:00:43:10

02:00:17:05 UGLY SONIC You got a Snoopy ear! [laughs]

02:00:47:13
02:00:20:18 DALE Yes, Ugly Sonic, his ear is hilarious, but do you have a contact at
02:00:50:23 the FBI? Because we have some highly dangerous and classified
information for them.
January 21, 2022

02:00:27:11 UGLY SONIC Yeah, of course. I know tons of people at the FBI. I'm making a
02:00:57:20 TV show with them.
02:01:02:08 DALE Look, we really need your help, but we don't have a lot of time.
02:01:04:22 UGLY SONIC Oh! You want me to go fast? [chuckles] That's Sonic's thing.
Ugly Sonic goes slow, baby. [laughs]
02:00:53:06 DALE [groans] So, you're not gonna help us?

02:01:16:11
02:00:55:04 UGLY SONIC No, I'm not.

02:01:17:15
02:00:56:00 DALE [scoffs] You don't have a show with the FBI. I knew it! I knew it!
02:01:18:13

02:00:58:04 DALE I knew it! I knew it!
02:00:58:08 CHIP Um... Dale, we need to go. [gasps] Oh, no.

02:01:21:00
02:00:59:10 UGLY SONIC I wasn't finished. I'll run it by my producer later when I see him at
02:01:22:02 the château.
02:01:25:06 DALE [gasps] Oh, no.
02:01:04:01 CHIP Quick, we'll lose them in the crowd.

02:01:26:17
02:01:05:16 UGLY SONIC One day, you'll see, Dale. You'll turn on your television and all
02:01:28:08 will be revealed.

02:01:29:21
02:01:07:10 CHIP [pants]

02:01:30:02
02:01:08:20 DALE [pants] No, it won't.

02:01:31:12
02:01:11:13 UGLY SONIC Yes, it will!

02:01:34:05
January 21, 2022


02:01:35:19
02:01:13:11 SWEET PETE Hurry up.
02:01:14:02 JIMMY Make room!

02:01:36:18
02:01:14:12 BOB Move! [grunts]

02:01:37:04

02:01:38:04
02:01:16:03 BOB Out of the way! Move it, nerds!

02:01:38:19
02:01:16:17 SWEET PETE You're gross.
02:01:17:12 BOB Move it, nerds!

02:01:18:18 PAUL RUDD You know, originally it was called "Aunt Man." A-U-N-T, and my
02:01:41:10 superpower was being really charming to aunts. [laughs] That's
great, isn't it? Yeah, they changed it, though. [screams]
(Note: The joke here is Paul Rudd plays the character "Ant
Man" in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and in English the
word 'aunt' is often pronounced as 'ant.)
02:01:29:04 CHIP Whoa! Coming through.

02:01:51:20
02:01:30:07 DALE Love your work.

02:01:52:23
02:01:31:02 DALE [pants] Whoa! You guys smell incredible. Watch out! [laughs]
02:01:53:18
02:01:31:05 MY LITTLE PONY [neighs]

02:01:53:21
02:01:31:17 CHIP Whoa! Watch out. Okay. Nice horsey, nice horsey.
02:01:54:09
January 21, 2022

02:01:35:03 JIMMY Step aside.

02:01:57:19
02:01:36:03 MALE AT CONVENTION [grunts]

02:01:58:19
02:01:36:21 JIMMY Move. [grunts]

02:01:59:13
02:01:36:15 FEMALE AT CONVENTION [screams]

02:01:59:18
02:01:41:03 JIMMY There they are.

02:02:03:19
02:01:42:00 SWEET PETE Well, go get em.

02:02:04:16
02:01:43:15 CHIP [pants]

02:02:06:07
02:01:43:15 DALE [pants]

02:02:06:07

02:02:08:10
02:01:47:00 MAN IN LIGHT BLUE SHIRT [grunts] Come on!

02:02:09:16
02:01:48:02 MAN IN PICKLE RICK COSTUME [screams, grunts]

02:02:10:18
02:01:49:00 DALE [pants]

02:02:11:16
02:01:50:21 JIMMY Gotcha!

02:02:13:13
02:01:51:07 GIRL IN CHIPMUNK DRESS [gasps]
02:01:52:08 SWEET PETE Ah, what?

02:02:15:00
02:01:53:10 GIRL IN CHIPMUNK DRESS Peter, is that really you? You got old.
02:02:16:07 CUBBY
02:01:57:02 SWEET PETE Eh, death is coming for us all, kid.

02:02:20:01
January 21, 2022

02:01:59:17 CHIP [pants]

02:02:22:14
02:02:00:19 DALE How do they know we're here?

02:02:23:17
02:02:02:03 CHIP I'm guessing your social media post at the police station.
02:02:25:02
02:02:05:06 DALE Ah! Oops. [chuckles] Yeah, that's my bad.

02:02:28:05
02:02:08:06 HE-MAN Hey, there's something down there.

02:02:31:05
02:02:10:03 SKELETOR There's nothing down there, you boob.

02:02:33:02 (boob = a stupid person)
02:02:12:09 HE-MAN What the...

02:02:35:09
02:02:12:09 BOB Hmm.

02:02:35:09
02:02:12:21 SKELETOR You walk around with no pants long enough and you start to
02:02:35:20 notice every breeze. [laughs]
02:02:16:23 BOB Gotcha! [grunts]

02:02:39:21
02:02:19:15 CHIP [pants] Uh... What?

02:02:42:12
02:02:19:15 DALE We need a disguise or something. In here. Grab the first thing you
02:02:42:12 can.
02:02:25:09 DALE Um... What?
02:02:27:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY GET YOUR INDIANA JONES SUPPLIES!

02:02:49:20 (Indiana Jones = American action/adventure film franchise)
02:02:30:16 GIRL WITH PINK HAIR It's the Rescue Rangers!

02:02:53:08
02:02:32:00 FEMALE AT CONVENTION 2 Oh, my gosh! I am your biggest fan!

02:02:54:16
January 21, 2022

02:02:32:20 MAN DRESSED UP AS BORAT Oh, my God. Hey! Can I get a photo? [speaking indistinctly]
02:02:55:12 (This is a fan dressed up as the fictional reality character,
Borat)
02:02:39:02 SWEET PETE [crows] [groans, crows] Think happy little thoughts.
02:03:01:05 (Note: Peter Pan is known for his crowing.
"Think happy thoughts" = A popular phrase from the
novel/film Peter Pan.)
02:02:41:00 DALE [pants]

02:03:03:22
02:02:41:00 CHIP [pants]

02:03:04:09
02:02:44:06 SWEET PETE [coughs, groans] Aw, definitely pulled something. You go, keep
02:03:07:08 going, I'll catch up. [coughs] Give Hey, give me that. [groans,
grunts, groans] It's diet. [groans] You're drinking diet?

02:02:56:00 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VOLTRON

02:03:18:00 (Voltron = a Japanese animation cartoon)
02:02:55:03 CHIP Up here. Hey! [pants, grunts]

02:03:18:07

02:03:19:08

02:03:20:14
02:02:59:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE

02:03:22:09 VOLTRON
02:03:00:21 BOB [grunts]

02:03:22:12
02:03:03:02 BOB By the axe of Ucarga, you will submit to me! [grunts, screams]
02:03:24:05 Got you. [grunts]
02:03:12:05 DALE [screams] [grunts]

02:03:31:00
January 21, 2022

02:03:14:15 CHIP [grunts] Whoa! [grunts, gasps]

02:03:33:16
02:03:13:22 BOB What are you doing? Stop. Just... Whoa! [grunting, screams] Got
02:03:35:03 you! [screams, grunts]
02:03:20:17 DALE Oh!

02:03:39:12
02:03:22:10 CROWD [clamoring]

02:03:40:19
02:03:23:12 BOB [grunts] What are you looking at?

02:03:41:21
02:03:26:06 PUMBAA Honestly, your weird dead eyes. [laughs] So funny.

02:03:44:15 (Note: This character is Pumbaa from the live-action version
of the Lion King, the joke here is that he is also voiced by
Seth Rogen, respectively)

02:03:28:22 MANTIS They are weird. [laughs]

02:03:47:07 (Note: This character is B.O.B. Mantis from the animated
film "Monsters Vs. Aliens", "Kung Fu Panda", the joke here
is that he is also voiced by Seth Rogen, respectively)
02:03:30:05 B.O.B Super weird. [laughs]

02:03:48:14 (Note: This character is B.O.B. from the animated film
"Monsters Vs. Aliens", the joke here is that he is also voiced
by Seth Rogen, respectively)
02:03:38:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BARBER SHOP 7

02:03:56:02 BIG HERO SNIPS!
"JUST A LITTLE OFF THE TOP"
(This seems to be a crossover between the comedy film
"Barber Shop" and the Disney animated film "Big Hero 6")
02:03:39:19 JIMMY [grunts, groans]

02:03:58:04
02:03:41:06 WOMAN IN HAWAIIAN SHIRT [grunts]

02:03:59:15

January 21, 2022

02:03:42:17 BALOO Well, I'll be. Chip and Dale together. together again. Never
02:04:01:02 thought I'd see the day.
02:03:47:22 JIMMY Get back here! Whoa! Yo, man, it's you!
02:04:06:07
02:03:55:01 BALOO Baloo, nice to meet you.

02:04:13:10
02:03:56:13 JIMMY [screams] No way! Can I touch your face? I mean, what is going
02:04:14:22 on?
02:04:01:06 CHIP Quick, the elevator. [grunts]

02:04:19:15

02:04:20:16
02:04:05:02 BOB [screams]

02:04:23:02
02:04:05:18 DALE Oh, no!

02:04:23:18
02:04:06:10 BOB I command thee to halt! [groans]

02:04:24:10
02:04:09:19 LUMIERE You want a piece of me? Be my guest.

02:04:27:19 ("Be my guest" = reference to the popular song "Be Our
Guest" from the Disney animated film Beauty and the Beast.)
02:04:13:11 BOB [grunts] Berserker! Huh?

02:04:31:11
02:04:15:23 TIGRA Uh-uh-uh. Hello, 911?

02:04:33:23
02:04:18:18 BOB [grunting]

02:04:36:18
02:04:19:00 TIGRA I have a rather unruly visitor here.

02:04:37:00
02:04:22:01 GUY WITH BACKPACK No way! Is the reboot happening?
02:04:25:05 CHIP Nobody wants a reboot.
02:04:27:10 DALE [pants] There's the exit.

02:04:39:23
January 21, 2022

02:04:27:10 CHIP [pants]

02:04:40:09

02:04:44:04
02:04:32:02 CHIP [pants] Go, Dale. Go!

02:04:44:15
02:04:32:11 DALE Whoa! [pants] Come on, Chip! [grunts, pants]

02:04:45:00
02:04:33:11 JIMMY [pants, grunts, roars]

02:04:46:00

02:04:39:17 DALE [pants] We're gonna make it. Quick hide up here. [pants]
02:04:51:17
02:04:46:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LOS ANGELES CONVENTION CENTER

02:04:58:06
02:04:48:06 JIMMY [grunts, growls, pants]

02:04:58:15
02:04:58:02 DALE [pants] Chip? [pants] Chip, where are you? Where are you, buddy?
02:05:09:07 [gasps, pants] No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:05:16:00 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hey, Steckler. I just got a tip. I think your little chipmunk friends
02:05:27:05 are in trouble.
02:05:19:23 ELLIE STECKLER I know, sir. I'm heading to the Convention Center now.
02:05:31:04
02:05:22:09 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY No, it's worse then that. Come on.
02:05:33:14
02:05:23:11 BOB Please.

02:05:34:17
02:05:23:15 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY We gotta move fast before it's too late.
02:05:34:22
02:05:24:04 POLICE OFFICER 8 Come on. Keep walking.

02:05:35:09
January 21, 2022

02:05:25:10 BOB You're gonna arrest me while Jack Skellington's been embezzling
02:05:36:17 from his own charity for years, everyone knows it!
(Jack Skellington = main character from the film The
Nightmare Before Christmas.)
02:05:30:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CRIME SCENE

02:05:41:19 THESE PREMISES HAVE BEEN SEALED BY THE LOS
ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT
02:05:31:16 CHIP [gasps, groans]

02:05:42:19

02:05:43:02
02:05:32:16 JIMMY [chuckles]

02:05:43:22
02:05:34:09 CHIP Where's Dale?

02:05:45:13
02:05:35:03 SWEET PETE He'll Oh, he'll be here. here, all right. Keep your pants on.
02:05:46:08 ("keep your pants on" = to be patient)
02:05:37:01 CHIP I don't wear pants.

02:05:49:01
02:05:38:07 SWEET PETE Yeah, I noticed. It's not something to brag about. [laughs]
02:05:50:07
02:05:41:09 CHIP [groans] What do you want?

02:05:53:01
02:05:42:23 SWEET PETE Ah! I want you to stop messing with my business. You exposed
02:05:54:20 everything, now I have to move all the this stuff and start over. It's
super annoying. You should Should have just let me bootleg you
when you came to my office. Could have saved us both a ton of
headaches. Ah!
02:05:54:16 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DIP

02:06:06:12
02:05:56:22 SWEET PETE Besides, I was always more of an "Alvin and the Chipmunks"
02:06:08:18 person.
02:06:01:05 CHIP You monster.

02:06:13:05
January 21, 2022

02:06:03:04 SWEET PETE [chuckles]

02:06:15:04
02:06:03:17 ELLIE STECKLER Freeze, Sweet Pete.

02:06:15:17 (Freeze = "stop moving")
02:06:06:21 SWEET PETE Nah. How about you freeze?

02:06:18:21
02:06:10:22 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Drop it, Steckler.

02:06:22:22
02:06:13:05 ELLIE STECKLER What? Captain Putty?

02:06:25:05
02:06:15:21 CHIP Dale was right. [groans] How cliché.

02:06:27:21
02:06:18:13 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [chuckles] I know. It is a bit unoriginal, right? Sweet Pete,
02:06:30:13 remember when you first approached me to turn bad, be a bad guy,
work with you. And I was like, "Come on! That's too predictable."
02:06:27:19 SWEET PETE Yeah. And what did I say? "If it ain't broke..." [laughs]
02:06:39:19
02:06:29:20 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY "If it ain't broke..." [laughs]

02:06:41:20
02:06:33:05 ELLIE STECKLER How could you?

02:06:45:05
02:06:34:06 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY I know, I know. It's terrible. I am so ashamed. But I had no choice.
02:06:46:06 My mother needed an operation. See, she got injured playing the
game of Operation. She got too close to the sides and, uh,
[sniffles] she got buzzed [sniffles] really bad. [laughs] I'm sorry. I
couldn't do it any longer. Money! I'm a greedy little Smurf who
did it for the money.
(Operation = children's game that tests one's coordination.
The game buzzes when the player is out of bounds
Smurf = American animated cartoon)
02:06:59:16 CHIP Hilarious.

02:07:11:16
02:07:00:13 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Yeah, but I had you going there for a second, didn't I? Hello, I
02:07:12:13 think I just saw Peppa Pig heading into Nickelodeon Jr. [chuckles]
(Nickelodeon Jr. = A program block of shows aimed at
younger audiences)
January 21, 2022

02:07:07:11 ELLIE STECKLER It was you? You gave the fake tip. You derailed the whole
02:07:19:11 investigation and... and worst of all, you made me doubt myself.
02:07:17:02 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Oh, come on. Don't be so fragile.

02:07:29:02
02:07:19:16 DALE Oh, wow, wow, oh wow! Keep it together, Dale. Come on. [gasps]
02:07:31:16 It's Ellie. Wait, no, Ellie could be bad. [inhales sharply] But she
also could be good. Oh, my brain hurts. I wish Chip was here.
He'd know what to do. Uh... Hello?
02:07:37:12 ELLIE STECKLER Hey. You okay?

02:07:49:12
02:07:39:03 DALE Uh, yeah, totally fine. Why do you ask?

02:07:51:03
02:07:42:04 ELLIE STECKLER You don't have to worry, Dale. I know how to get Chip back. I'm
02:07:54:04 down at the bootlegging facility. Meet me here. And come alone.
02:07:50:11 DALE Well, that sounds super shady and not safe at all.
02:08:02:11
02:07:52:22 ELLIE STECKLER I know. But you have to trust me. And Dale, "When You Fish
02:08:04:22 Upon A Star," that's my favorite episode.
02:07:59:02 DALE Oh. [chuckles] Kind of a deep cut. Why is that your favorite?
02:08:11:02 Hello? Huh. I mean, "When You Fish Upon A Star" is a good
episode, but [chuckles] I wouldn't call it great.
02:08:09:09 CHIP Why did you tell Dale to come? You should have protected him.
02:08:21:09
02:08:12:09 ELLIE STECKLER I gave him a secret message. A code.

02:08:24:09
02:08:15:01 CHIP Dale forgets his own phone number. How is he gonna break a
02:08:27:01 code?
02:08:19:05 FAT CAT Listen up, you rejects from a science lab. I didn't think of this
02:08:31:02 extraordinarily brilliant plan only to have you idiots wreck the
wrong ship. A ship full of worthless junk!
02:08:21:19 DALE [laughs] Oh, so good. [laughs] Still holds up. [inhales] It's a great
02:08:33:14 show. Uh, no! Focus, Dale. Come on.
(holds up = to still be of great quality)
02:08:30:06 GADGET HECKWRENCH But I should have known... [continues speaking indistinctly]
02:08:41:08
January 21, 2022

02:08:31:04 DALE Ellie is sending a message, but what?

02:08:42:06
02:08:33:16 FAT CAT Your little friends would never dream of leaving you hanging
02:08:44:18 here. Would they?
02:08:38:22 DALE All right. Think, Dale, think. Gadget is stuck in a lantern. Lanterns
02:08:50:00 provide light by using fire. Fire is really cool, but also really
dangerous. [gasps] Someone is in a dangerous situation. Like that
time I dropped a bowling ball on my toe. [gasps] Ellie has ten toes
and she probably likes Thai food. Ellie is tied up and in danger and
Chip is with her. It was Putty working with Sweet Pete the whole
time. I cracked it. I am coming, guys. [grunts, pants, groans] Come
on, start, start, start, start, start! start! No! No, no, no. [sighs] No.
Oh! Huh.
(Thai and tie are pronounced the same way in English.)
02:09:22:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY POPULAR MECHANICS

02:09:33:14 GADGET HACKWRENCH
HER ICONIC RESCUE PLANE
02:09:35:11 GADGET HACKWRENCH Honey, someone's doing a cool pose in the driveway.
02:09:46:21
02:09:39:16 ZIPPER [buzzes, clears throat] Excuse me. Dale, old chum. The sight of
02:09:51:02 you lights my heart of aglow.
02:09:46:20 DALE Rangers, I need your help.

02:09:58:06
02:09:49:05 GADGET HACKWRENCH We love you, bud, but we just can't invest in any more of your
02:10:00:15 independent movies.
02:09:53:20 DALE What-- No, I'm not here for that. I'm here for something very
02:10:05:06 important. Although that script was pretty good. Did you even
read it?

02:10:11:05
02:10:00:22 SWEET PETE Chip, I want to do something extra special for you. How would
02:10:12:08 you feel...

02:10:14:20
02:10:03:17 SWEET PETE How would you feel about ...about playing your old character, but
02:10:15:03 with feet for ears...
January 21, 2022


02:10:18:10
02:10:07:04 SWEET PETE ...and a dog snout where your tail should be?
02:10:18:14
02:10:09:01 CHIP Okay, honest feedback, that sounds terrible.

02:10:20:21
02:10:11:15 SWEET PETE You're gonna like the way you look. I guarantee it.
02:10:23:11 ("You're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it" = The
Men's Wearhouse slogan)
02:10:14:17 ELLIE STECKLER You'll never get away with this.

02:10:26:03
02:10:16:00 SWEET PETE The Men's Wearhouse reference? Yeah, I think I will. Okay, let's
02:10:27:10 make some changes. [crows]
02:10:23:20 DALE Whoo-whee! This is awesome! I'm amazed this thing actually
02:10:35:09 flies. And you know how to fly it.
02:10:31:20 GADGET HACKWRENCH Yeah. I guess my character from the old show and my character in
02:10:43:09 real life are basically, exactly the same.
02:10:37:15 DALE [chuckles] Yeah, I guess so. Zipper, how are the kids?
02:10:49:12
02:10:40:16 ZIPPER Splendid. I mean sure, being a stay-at-home dad has its challenges,
02:10:52:13 but it's the most rewarding job I could ever ask for and it just...
02:10:46:23 DALE Whoa! It's actually my agent. Sorry. Can you hold on for a
02:10:58:19 second? Wow. Dave Bolinari. Haven't heard from you in a while.
Did you not get my last seven years of messages? [chuckles]
02:10:57:21 DAVE BOLINARI [chuckles] Daley, brother, so sorry. Look, I got a new assistant and
02:11:09:20 then we were off for the holidays. Anyways, I'm watching the
news. You're the talk of the town.
02:11:05:22 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 3D IN YOUR FACE NEWS

02:11:17:19 BREAKING NEWS
LITTLE TV STARS MAKE BIG DISCOVERY
ILLEGAL BOOTLEGGING FACILITY RAIDED IN SAN
PEDRO
02:11:07:05 DAVE BOLINARI We've got heat. We've got offers. I'm thinking book deal. I'm
02:11:19:01 thinking reboot.
January 21, 2022

02:11:12:10 DALE Hey, actually, can I call you back? I can't talk now.
02:11:24:06
02:11:14:20 DAVE BOLINARI What? But Dale, you gotta get your priorities straight, dawg.
02:11:26:16
02:11:18:03 DALE You know what, I think for the first time in my life, I am getting
02:11:30:02 my priorities straight. Friends are more important than business.
[grunts]
02:11:26:09 DAVE BOLINARI Dale, brother.

02:11:38:06
02:11:27:12 ZIPPER Good for you, Dale.

02:11:39:10
02:11:28:16 GADGET HACKWRENCH Probably shouldn't have thrown your phone, though.
02:11:40:14
02:11:30:18 DALE Nope. Immediately regretted it.

02:11:42:16
02:11:32:16 CHIP Well, it was a good run. No, it wasn't. Who am I kidding?
02:11:44:14
02:11:36:09 SWEET PETE Okay, let's see. Dog snout right on the butt. [chuckles] It's
02:11:48:07 hilarious. Chip doesn't know what he's talking about.
02:11:44:10 ELLIE STECKLER Stop him, Captain! You're better than this.
02:11:56:05
02:11:46:23 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY No, I'm not.

02:11:58:19
02:11:48:18 ZIPPER Ah, there it is. The foreboding fortress on the horizon.
02:12:00:19
02:11:52:15 GADGET HACKWRENCH Oh, I love it when you talk fancy, honey.
02:12:04:12
02:11:55:03 ZIPPER Thank you, my love.

02:12:07:03
02:11:56:06 DALE Aw.

02:12:08:06
02:11:57:03 GADGET HACKWRENCH Looks like the only way in is through that exhaust pipe.
02:12:09:03
January 21, 2022

02:12:00:01 DALE Okay, good. Try to line me up with it.

02:12:12:01
02:12:02:17 ZIPPER Are you sure you want to do this, Dale?

02:12:14:17
02:12:05:03 DALE As sure as I've ever been.

02:12:17:03
02:12:06:18 GADGET HACKWRENCH But you're like known for constantly making terrible decisions.
02:12:18:18
02:12:10:00 DALE I know, right?

02:12:22:00
02:12:11:12 ZIPPER Rescue Rangers, away.

02:12:23:11
02:12:14:14 DALE [screams]

02:12:26:13
02:12:17:17 CHIP [whimpers] Huh, at least that's gone.

02:12:29:18
02:12:23:16 DALE [screams, laughs] Whoo! Hold on, Chippy. [whimpers] Uh-oh.
02:12:35:21 [screams]
02:12:36:13 DALE [screams, laughs, grunts]

02:12:47:07
02:12:36:07 JIMMY Huh? Huh? [grunts]

02:12:48:12
02:12:43:01 SWEET PETE [gasps] [chuckles]

02:12:55:15

02:12:56:12
02:12:47:11 DALE [grunts] Whoo!

02:12:59:12
02:12:50:07 CHIP [groans, gasps, sighs]

02:13:02:12
02:12:57:03 SWEET PETE No. No, No, no, no, no, no. Come on!
02:13:09:02
January 21, 2022

02:12:59:06 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hey, hey. Fix that. You should fix it.
02:13:11:11
02:13:01:02 SWEET PETE Oh, Oh, yeah, thanks for the input, Putty. genius.
02:13:13:05
02:13:02:21 DALE Ellie. [pants] Ellie.

02:13:15:12
02:13:04:10 ELLIE STECKLER Dale.

02:13:16:20
02:13:05:00 DALE Hey, are you okay? Wh-- Where's Chip?

02:13:17:11
02:13:07:08 ELLIE STECKLER He's still in the machine.

02:13:19:13
02:13:08:05 CHIP [coughs] Over here.

02:13:20:10
02:13:10:01 DALE Chip, you're okay.

02:13:22:06
02:13:11:11 CHIP Yeah, you came for us. I never doubted you, buddy. [inhales,
02:13:23:16 blows]
02:13:15:22 ELLIE STECKLER See? He understood the clue.

02:13:28:10
02:13:17:17 DALE Of course, it was obvious obvious.

02:13:30:09
02:13:19:09 ELLIE STECKLER In "When You Fish Upon a Star," Gadget was double-crossed. Just
02:13:32:00 like us.
(double-cross = deceive or betray (a person with whom one
is supposedly cooperating))
02:13:23:14 DALE Right. Totally.

02:13:36:04
02:13:25:12 CHIP You had a completely different take, didn't you?

02:13:38:03
02:13:27:08 DALE Yes, mine involved Thai food.

02:13:40:00
02:13:29:08 SWEET PETE Stop! Or I'll erase him right here.

02:13:41:13
January 21, 2022

02:13:32:03 DALE Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

02:13:44:08
02:13:33:16 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY SYSTEM MALFUNCTION

02:13:45:21
02:13:33:17 ELLIE STECKLER Wait. Let's talk about this.

02:13:45:22
02:13:36:01 DALE Listen. I get how you feel. Things didn't work out the way you
02:13:48:06 wanted, right? You had big hopes and dreams and, well, [sighs]
then the world just sort of breaks your heart.
02:13:47:20 CHIP And it feels like the only emotions you have left are anger and
02:14:00:01 loneliness. But you're not alone. None of us are.
02:13:56:21 SWEET PETE Wow. It's true. You two really are the worst actors in Hollywood.
02:14:08:23 [laughs]
02:14:04:15 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hey! What the... No!

02:14:16:20
02:14:08:17 SWEET PETE What is that? [screams] What is going on with this thing?
02:14:20:22
02:14:15:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CORE TEMPERATURE CRITICAL

02:14:27:12
02:14:18:06 ELLIE STECKLER [grunts]

02:14:30:11
02:14:19:01 SWEET PETE [screams, groans]

02:14:31:03

02:14:33:06

02:14:34:01
02:14:22:07 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY No, no, no. No!

02:14:34:12
02:14:22:07 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY SYSTEM MALFUNCTION

02:14:34:12
02:14:33:08 ELLIE STECKLER [coughs, groans, pants]

02:14:45:13
January 21, 2022

02:14:39:14 DALE [groans, pants]

02:14:51:19
02:14:41:10 SWEET PETE [coughs, groans]

02:14:53:15
02:14:43:15 ELLIE STECKLER Hey, are you okay?

02:14:55:20
02:14:45:12 CHIP [coughs] I think so.

02:14:57:17
02:14:46:22 ELLIE STECKLER [exhales] Dale, are you hurt?

02:14:59:03
02:14:49:03 DALE No, I'm good.

02:15:01:08
02:14:50:04 JIMMY [grunts] Uh-oh. Huh? [yells in high-pitched voice]

02:15:02:09
02:14:58:15 SWEET PETE [chuckles] Uh... That's not good. bad. [grunts]
02:15:10:20
02:15:05:10 ELLIE STECKLER Oh...

02:15:17:15
02:15:07:22 DALE [chuckles] Oh!

02:15:20:03
02:15:10:23 CHIP Ugh. And it smells, too.

02:15:23:04
02:15:13:14 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [groans] Stupid glass. Okay, I'm out.

02:15:25:19
02:15:18:12 CHIP Putty, he's getting away.

02:15:30:17
02:15:20:04 ELLIE STECKLER I'm on it.

02:15:32:09
02:15:25:23 CHIP Uh...

02:15:37:07
02:15:38:13 SWEET PETE Meow.

02:15:49:21
January 21, 2022

02:15:39:18 CHIP Huh.

02:15:51:02
02:15:40:13 SWEET PETE I'm gonna wreck stuff. [grunts]

02:15:51:21 (note, this is a reference to "I'm gonna wreck it", Wreck-It
Ralph's catchphrase, because he now has Wreck-It Ralph's
arm)
02:15:42:09 DALE [screams] Run!

02:15:53:17

02:15:53:17
02:15:47:20 DALE [pants] Whoa! [pants]

02:15:59:05
02:15:47:20 CHIP [pants] Hey, come on. Up up here. [pants]

02:15:59:05
02:15:50:12 SWEET PETE [grunts, laughs] [laughs] You fools!

02:16:04:07
02:15:58:09 DALE [grunts] Whoa! [grunts, pants]

02:16:08:21
02:15:58:09 CHIP [grunts] Whoa! [grunts, pants]

02:16:08:21

02:16:19:08
02:16:10:04 CHIP Oh...

02:16:20:16
02:16:11:11 DALE Uh... Where are we?

02:16:21:23
02:16:23:08 BOOTLEG TIGGER [chuckles]
02:16:14:18 POOJ Boh Barba.

02:16:25:06 (This is a play on Winnie the Pooh's usual phrase "Oh,
bother.")
02:16:16:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY POOJ

THE FAT HONEY BEAR
January 21, 2022

02:16:17:03 CHIP "Pooj, The Fat Honey Bear." [groans, screams]

02:16:27:15 (Pooj = A parody version of Winnie the Pooh)
02:16:20:04 DALE [screams] Keep going!

02:16:30:16
02:16:23:11 SWEET PETE [laughs] I'm Gabby Gabby. Will you be my friend?
02:16:31:22 (Gabby Gabby = Gabby Gabby is the main antagonist of Toy
Story 4)
02:16:26:04 CHIP [pants] I guess they were making the bootleg movies here the
02:16:36:16 whole time.
02:16:29:14 BOOTLEG HOMER SIMPSON What the...

02:16:40:02
02:16:30:07 BOOTLEG BART SIMPSON [groans]

02:16:40:19
02:16:30:12 CHIP Right on the other side of the wall. Not overseas!
02:16:41:00
02:16:31:01 BOOTLEG HOMER SIMPSON Boy! Dorf! [grunts]

02:16:41:13 (Dorf = a parodied version of Homer Simpson's catchphrase
"D'oh!")
02:16:33:16 BOOTLEG BART SIMPSON Aye Pechanga.

02:16:44:04 (Aye Pechanga = a parodied version of Bart Simpsons'
popular catchphrase "Aye caramba")
02:16:42:20 ELLIE STECKLER Captain? … It's all over. Just give yourself up. Hello?
02:16:53:08
02:16:58:11 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Whee! [groans, grunts, chuckles] Oopsie daisy. Bouncy, bouncy.
02:17:08:23 Yoink, yoink. [grunts, chuckles, hums] [laughs] Heads-up.
[grunts, groans] That actually made me dizzy. [groans]
02:16:59:04 ELLIE STECKLER [groans, grunts]

02:17:09:16
02:17:20:02 DALE Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Watch out.
02:17:30:14
02:17:21:07 CHIP [pants]

02:17:31:19
January 21, 2022

02:17:26:03 MAN (Song/Lyric) You've gotta see this guy

02:17:34:07 Prince Jahli, wonder is he
Lolly-a-blah-blah
(These lyrics are a parody of the song "Prince Ali" from the
film Disney animated film Aladdin
"Prince Jali" is also a parody of the character "Prince Ali")
02:17:24:15 GOOFY PETE [chuckles] Hey, get outta the way, pals. you little yahoos. Move
02:17:35:03 it! Move, move, move! Move it! Hey! You're messing things up
here! [screams]
02:17:29:03 CHIP [pants]

02:17:39:13
02:17:29:03 DALE [pants]

02:17:39:13
02:17:32:16 SWEET PETE Get outta here! Move it.

02:17:43:04
02:17:33:06 GOOFY [screams]

02:17:43:11
02:17:34:09 CHIP [grunts] Grab on.

02:17:44:21
02:17:35:06 DALE [grunts, screams]

02:17:45:18

02:17:47:03
02:17:39:02 DALE [grunts, screams]

02:17:49:19
02:17:41:03 CHIP Whoa! [grunts]

02:17:51:15

02:17:52:12
02:17:46:00 CROWD [screaming] [walla]

02:17:54:22 (indistinct clamoring)
02:17:45:23 SWEET PETE [roars]

02:17:56:11 (This is the same sound stock effect used in Jurassic Park
when the Tyrannosaurus Rex roars)
January 21, 2022

02:17:46:21 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY WELCOME PRINCE JAHLI

02:17:57:18 (The dropping of this banner imitates the scene in Jurassic
Park in which the T-rex roars as a banner falls down)
02:17:50:07 ELLIE STECKLER [pants]

02:18:00:19
02:18:11:03 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Hello.

02:18:21:10

02:18:22:20
02:18:12:21 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [grunts] So close. [grunts] Okay. [groans, hums] You know I've
02:18:23:05 been thinking... Oh, I'm gonna be... [groans]

02:18:31:04
02:18:23:16 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY Ah, it's stuck to my face like Silly Putty. Remember that stuff?
02:18:34:04 (Silly Putty = a toy based on silicone polymers that have
unusual physical properties)
02:18:27:10 ELLIE STECKLER [pants] Let's finish this.

02:18:37:22
02:18:29:03 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [grunts] Ta-da-da-da. Boing. [chuckles, grunts, [grunts, groans]
02:18:39:15
02:18:30:04 ELLIE STECKLER [grunts, coughs, grunts]

02:18:40:16
02:18:42:15 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [grunts]

02:18:53:03
02:18:43:10 ELLIE STECKLER [coughs, groans, inhales]

02:18:53:22
02:18:48:09 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [sighs] Poor, sweet little Ellie. You never should've been a cop in
02:18:56:20 the first place. Any last words? What? I can't hear you. No? Okay.
Bye, bye, you're dead.
02:18:48:12 ELLIE STECKLER [pants, groans]

02:18:58:21
02:18:57:15 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [screams]

02:19:06:21
January 21, 2022

02:19:07:07 ELLIE STECKLER [pants] Hey, Putty. Don't be so fragile. [pants]

02:19:17:23 (don't be so fragile = This is the same thing that Putty said
to Ellie earlier in the film, used here as Captain Putty
literally breaks into pieces)
02:19:19:23 SWEET PETE [roars] [roars, laughs]

02:19:29:22
02:19:22:09 DALE [pants] No!

02:19:32:08
02:19:22:09 CHIP [pants, grunts]

02:19:32:08
02:19:26:22 CHIP There's nowhere to go. We're trapped.

02:19:36:21
02:19:29:01 SWEET PETE [laughs] Ba-ba-dum. Behind you!

02:19:39:04
02:19:29:20 CHIP [pants]

02:19:39:19
02:19:29:20 DALE [pants]

02:19:39:19
02:19:32:11 SWEET PETE Come out, come out, wherever you are. [laughs]
02:19:42:10
02:19:36:02 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AL LARSON BOAT SHOP

02:19:46:01
02:19:36:04 DALE Oh, this is bad. Come on. Use that big old brain of yours. Chip,
02:19:46:03 think.
02:19:48:03 SWEET PETE [laughs]
02:19:41:19 CHIP [exhales]

02:19:51:18
02:19:49:04 CHIP That's it. Episode 325.

02:19:59:03
02:19:49:23 DALE Episode 325. [grunts] Here. It worked on Fat Cat. Hit me.
02:19:59:22 (Fat Cat = a major antagonist in the Chip 'N Dale Rescue
Rangers cartoon series)
02:19:54:16 CHIP No. This time you hit me.

02:20:04:15
January 21, 2022

02:19:54:16 SWEET PETE [laughing]

02:20:04:20
02:19:56:18 DALE Are you sure?

02:20:06:17
02:19:57:14 CHIP Yeah. Come on. Get right under it. Now do it.
02:20:07:13
02:20:01:16 DALE Okay, here I go. [grunts]

02:20:11:15
02:20:03:13 CHIP Ow! [groans] I can't believe we used to do this to you every week.
02:20:13:12
02:20:07:20 DALE Come on, where are they?

02:20:17:19
02:20:13:07 EILEEN Oh, come on, Harold. It's the middle of the night. Just ignore it.
02:20:22:19
02:20:17:01 HAROLD We've been through this, Eileen. It's my job. Do not ruffle me right
02:20:26:13 now.
02:20:20:04 CHIP It didn't work. You gotta hit me again.

02:20:29:16
02:20:22:02 DALE All right. [grunts]

02:20:31:14
02:20:23:13 CHIP Ow! [groans, chuckles]

02:20:33:01
02:20:25:10 SWEET PETE [grunts] There you are.

02:20:34:22
02:20:28:11 DALE Enough playing around. My turn. Here, give it a good whack.
02:20:37:23

02:20:40:09
02:20:31:14 DALE [groans, chuckles]

02:20:41:02
02:20:32:08 SWEET PETE Okay. Things are getting weird. I like it. [laughs]
02:20:41:20
January 21, 2022


02:20:49:01
02:20:41:19 DALE [screams] This isn't good.

02:20:52:11
02:20:46:06 SWEET PETE [snarls]

02:20:57:03
02:20:48:02 SWEET PETE Huh? [slurps] Birds.

02:20:58:20
02:20:51:06 DALE [screams] Go! Good! Go, go!

02:21:01:14
02:20:50:11 CHIP Now! [screams]

02:21:01:17
02:20:52:10 SWEET PETE [grunts] What the... [grunts] God! Come here! [grunts]
02:21:02:18
02:20:53:18 DALE CHIP [pants] Almost there. [pants, gasps]

02:21:05:07
02:20:53:18 CHIP DALE [pants, grunts, gasps]

02:21:05:07
02:21:04:19 SWEET PETE That's enough chipmunks. It's all over.
02:21:10:02 SWEET PETE Goodbye, Chip 'N' Dale. Huh?

02:21:16:15
02:21:08:12 DALE Oh, no.
02:21:13:15 UGLY SONIC This is the FBI. We've got you surrounded.
02:21:20:07
02:21:17:07 DALE [chuckles] Yeah. Ugly Sonic!

02:21:23:23
02:21:19:19 UGLY SONIC SWEET PETE [chuckles] Yeah, I told you I had a show, Dale. [grunts] Take
02:21:26:09 that!
02:21:26:10 CHIP Go, go, go, go. Come on, Dale. Hit it.
02:21:29:15

02:21:29:15
January 21, 2022

02:21:29:05 DALE [grunts] Got it!

02:21:32:11
02:21:31:20 SWEET PETE Huh? [screams, gulps]

02:21:35:04
02:21:40:00 DALE Yeah!

02:21:43:06
02:21:41:08 CHIP Yes!

02:21:44:14
02:21:41:19 DALE [laughing]

02:21:44:23
02:21:42:23 UGLY SONIC Official Sonic can't do what Ugly Sonic does, baby! [laughs]
02:21:46:01 Yeah! I told you I had a show, Dale. [grunts, coughs] Oh, stupid
teeth! I think I just bit my tongue.
(Official Sonic = refers to the actual design used for the
Sonic the Hedgehog movie)
02:21:49:09 CHIP Whoo! We're the smartest chipmunks on the planet. [laughs]
02:21:53:06

02:21:57:14
02:21:58:14 DALE Whoo-whee! [laughs]

02:22:02:11
02:22:01:09 CHIP You thought you could beat us? Ha!

02:22:05:06
02:22:04:03 DALE Don't you know who we are?

02:22:08:00
02:22:05:22 DALE (Song/Lyric) Ch-- Ch-- Ch-- Chip 'N' Dale, Rescue Rangers
Once they're involved...
02:22:05:22 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Ch-- Ch-- Ch-- Chip 'N' Dale, Rescue Rangers
It never fails
(these are the lyrics to the Chip 'N Dale theme song)

02:22:17:12
January 21, 2022

02:22:15:00 CHIP (Song/Lyric) Once they're involved somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
02:22:18:21 Ch-- Ch-- Ch-- Chip 'N' Dale, Rescue Rangers Ch-- Ch-- Ch-
02:22:15:00 DALE (Song/Lyric) Once they're involved somehow whatever's wrong...
02:22:24:12 DALE No! [grunts]

02:22:28:09
02:22:36:23 POLICE OFFICE 4 Down! Down on the ground!

02:22:40:20
02:22:38:03 SWEET PETE All right, all right, you got me. right. Calm down.
02:22:42:00
02:22:39:16 CHIP Dale? D-- Dale, come on. Don't mess with me. [inhales] Come on.
02:22:43:13
02:22:42:02 FBI AGENT FBI!

02:22:45:23
02:22:42:20 WOMAN [indistinct chatter over radio]

02:22:46:17
02:22:44:06 CHIP Not this time, man. [chuckles]

02:22:48:03
02:22:46:04 POLICE OFFICER 5 Police!

02:22:50:01
02:22:46:20 CHIP I know you're just pranking me. I'm not falling for this twice.
02:22:50:17 [pants] Come on. Dale? [pants, sniffles] You-- You know, the
morning I met you when we were just kids at the cafeteria, I never
told you this, but I begged my mom to let me stay home from
school because I didn't have any friends.



02:23:12:22 CHIP'S MOM You're a great kid, Chip. Remember, the biggest risk is not taking
02:23:16:19 any risk at all. You'll find a friend. I promise.
January 21, 2022

02:23:23:18 CHIP (VO) I was so scared and alone. And I was lost. [exhales] Just like you,
02:23:27:15 Dale. [breathing heavily] And I needed you more than you needed
me. [breathes heavily]
02:23:36:05 YOUNG CHIP Hey. Mind if I sit?

02:23:40:02
02:23:37:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE A-TEAM

02:23:41:06
02:23:39:16 CHIP All these years, I let you feel like you were second banana because
02:23:43:13 I wanted to feel like first banana. I was nothing without you.
[inhales] So that night in the trailer when-- when you told me
about Double-0 Dale, I-- I just should have told you that. [sniffles]
I shouldn't have treated you that way. I'm sorry, Dale. [sobs,
sniffles]
02:24:05:18 DALE [exhales] Really?

02:24:09:15
02:24:09:13 CHIP Dale! [chuckles] But how'd you...

02:24:13:10
02:24:12:08 DALE This things thing's too special to throw away.

02:24:16:05
02:24:14:17 BULLET Oww. That pog smashed my nose.

02:24:18:14
02:24:17:19 DALE That worked out well.

02:24:21:16
02:24:18:23 CHIP You saved my life.

02:24:22:20
02:24:20:16 DALE Eh. You'd do the same for me.

02:24:24:13
02:24:23:10 SWEET PETE [hisses]

02:24:27:07
02:24:23:17 UGLY SONIC [laughs]

02:24:27:13
02:24:23:22 POLICE OFFICER 6 All right, pal. Let's go.

02:24:27:18
January 21, 2022

02:24:24:07 UGLY SONIC The uglier the crime, the longer the time. You're gonna die in jail.
02:24:28:03 Oh, Roger, we gotta work on the end of that tagline. That's dark.
The internet's gonna trash me again.
(trash = insult)
02:24:25:11 GRAPHIC 9
02:24:29:02 UGLY SONIC, UGLIER CRIMES
02:24:33:04 CHIP [sniffs] Hey. Do Wait. Hold on a second. If they were filming
02:24:37:12 the bootleg movies here, you smell that? don't think...
02:24:36:22 DALE [sniffs] Yeah. You don't think... Monty!

02:24:42:18
02:24:40:05 CHIP Monty!

02:24:42:18
02:24:43:08 DALE CHIP [sniffs]

02:24:44:21
02:24:44:03 CHIP DALE [sniffs, grunts]

02:24:48:06
02:24:47:19 CHIP [sniffs]

02:24:50:11
02:24:47:19 DALE [sniffs]

02:24:50:11
02:24:53:20 POLICE OFFICER 3 [grunts]

02:24:56:12

02:24:59:22 CHIP Whoa! Okay, okay. Slow down. [chuckles]

02:25:02:14
02:25:02:23 DALE Do you see him? Ugh.

02:25:05:15
02:25:05:09 CHIP Monty?

02:25:08:01
02:25:07:01 DALE I don't see him. Monty?

02:25:09:17
January 21, 2022

02:25:14:20 MONTEREY JACK [coughs, inhales] Mates!

02:25:17:12
02:25:22:16 CHIP Oh, Monty! We thought we lost ya.

02:25:25:08
02:25:25:15 MONTEREY JACK Oh, thank goodness. You never gave up on me.
02:25:28:07
02:25:28:22 DALE Of course not. We'd never give up on friends.

02:25:31:14
02:25:31:21 CHIP Oh, what did they do to you?

02:25:34:13
02:25:33:18 MONTEREY JACK Ah, Chipper. They Dumbo'd me.

02:25:36:10 (Dumbo = main character of the animated Disney film
Dumbo. The character is known for his extremely large
ears.)
02:25:36:15 DALE Don't worry, Monte. worry. I've got a guy that'll fix those ears, no
02:25:39:07 problem.
02:25:39:16 MONTEREY JACK Oh, thank you, Dale.

02:25:42:08
02:25:41:03 CHIP No way. Is that...

02:25:43:19
02:25:43:12 GADGET HACKWRENCH Wow, those ears are huge.

02:25:46:04
02:25:46:00 MONTEREY JACK Gadget, Zipper. I must be dreaming. [laughs]

02:25:48:16

02:25:51:15
02:25:49:13 GADGET HACKWRENCH [laughs] Aw.

02:25:52:05
02:25:51:22 DALE Can you believe it? All the Rescue Rangers together. [chuckles]
02:25:54:14
02:25:56:05 CHIP It has been a long time. It's really good to see you guys.
02:25:58:21
January 21, 2022

02:25:59:20 ZIPPER It is wonderful to see you all.

02:26:02:12
02:26:02:04 GADGET HACKWRENCH Wow, look at what you guys did.

02:26:04:20

02:26:12:16 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY EVIDENCE/PROPERTY

02:26:15:08
02:26:12:18 ELLIE STECKLER You're under arrest, you low-rent Gumby. He's all yours, boys.
02:26:15:10 (Gumby = main character of the claymation children's show,
Gumby.)
02:26:12:19 CAPTAIN S. PUTTY [muffled]

02:26:15:11
02:26:16:17 WOMAN [speaking indistinctly]

02:26:19:15
02:26:19:01 ALLIGATOR FBI AGENT Ah! Bunch of pieces of a bad guy. Thanks. Nice work on this
02:26:21:03 case. The FBI could use someone like you.
02:26:24:05 ELLIE STECKLER Thanks. But I think I'd like to start my own detective agency.
02:26:23:02 DALE Hey, Ellie, get over here.

02:26:29:02
02:26:25:11 ELLIE STECKLER [gasps]

02:26:31:11
02:26:26:20 DALE Gang. I'd like you to meet our dear friend, Ellie.
02:26:32:20
02:26:30:02 CHIP None of this would have been possible without her. [chuckles] As
02:26:36:02 it turns out, she's a...
02:26:33:15 ELLIE STECKLER Fan. I am a huge fan.

02:26:39:15
02:26:37:01 GADGET HACKWRENCH Well, nice to meet you.

02:26:43:01
02:26:38:04 MONTEREY JACK Hello.

02:26:44:04
January 21, 2022

02:26:38:21 ZIPPER Greetings.

02:26:44:19
02:26:39:18 CHIP You know, Dale, for a long time I thought I was safer alone, but I
02:26:45:17 forgot that true friendship is worth the risk. I'm sorry it took all
this to get us back together.
02:26:46:23 DALE Ah, Chip. Come here. [grunts]

02:26:49:22
02:26:50:13 MONTEREY JACK Crikey. That was the sweetest moment I've ever seen. Crikey. I'd
02:26:53:09 cry if they didn't erase me tear ducts.
02:26:55:09 ZIPPER To err is human. To forgive, divine.

02:26:56:10 (To err is human, to forgive is divine = an idiom meaning it
is normal for people to make mistakes)
02:26:59:02 GADGET HACKWRENCH Sometimes I can't tell what you guys like more. Eating nuts or
02:27:00:03 driving us nuts.
(drive us nuts = drive us crazy)

02:27:05:19
02:27:04:18 CHIP [laughs, sighs]

02:27:05:19
02:27:04:18 DALE [laughs] We already got a joke. [laughing]

02:27:05:19
02:27:04:18 ZIPPER [laughs]

02:27:05:19
02:27:04:18 GADGET HACKWRENCH [laughs]

02:27:05:19
02:27:08:00 ELLIE STECKLER [laughs] I've always wanted to do one of these laughs with you
02:27:09:01 guys. How long does it last? [laughing]
(Note: This is in reference to many episodes of Chip 'N' Dale
that end with the characters laughing.)
02:27:16:03 GADGET HACKWRENCH The worse the joke, the longer the laugh. [laughs]
02:27:17:04
02:27:25:22 DALE So, Chip. Does this mean we are officially friends again?
02:27:26:23
02:27:30:12 CHIP [chuckles] Sure. I guess some things are worth rebooting.
02:27:31:13
January 21, 2022

02:27:33:21 DALE [chuckles] You said it. You wanna do a Rescue Rangers reboot.
02:27:34:22 [chuckles]
02:27:36:20 CHIP No, I didn’t. That is not what I meant. I mean maybe, I’d have to
02:27:37:21 see the script first.
02:27:41:12 DALE [chuckles] Oh, yes. That's a "yes." Hey, do you think we can get
02:27:42:13 like a popstar to do the theme song?
02:27:46:18 CHIP Yeah, right. Like a super serious version even though everyone
02:27:47:19 just wants to hear the original.
02:27:51:16 DALE Yes! That exactly.

02:27:52:17
02:27:56:16 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Sometimes some crimes

02:27:58:08 RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Go slipping through the cracks
02:27:57:13 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL WELCOME BACK MONTY

02:27:59:05 PHOTOGRAPHY
02:28:09:15 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE There's no case too big

02:28:11:07 RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME No case too small
FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST When you need help just call
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
02:28:10:07 GRAPHIC RESCUE RANGERS REBOOT

BASED ON CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS
02:28:07:10 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL BOOTLEGGED?

02:28:12:08 PHOTOGRAPHY CALL ELLIE STECKLER
PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR 1-800-BOOTLEG
02:28:15:14 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

02:28:17:06 RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Rescue Rangers
Fresh prints
January 21, 2022


THE_REAL_ARIEL CAN'T WAIT!
MUSHU TAKE MY MONEY!
TIGRA FINALLY!!
INSURANCE FROG SO EXCITED TO SEE THE BOYS BACK
TOGETHER! #DREAMTEAM #MOREPLEASE
02:28:22:19 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY RESCUE RANGERS

THE REBOOT
02:28:26:18 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 0304 4HDH 4/11

1989 4HDH 4/11
0120 4HDH 4/11
0120 4HDH 4/11
02:28:30:04 GRAPHIC GRIEVING NEVERLAND

WATCH NOW
(A parody of "Leaving Neverland")
02:28:31:12 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Fresh prints

FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST
(Song/Lyric)
02:28:32:02 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Not since

02:28:33:18 RESCUE RANGERS MAIN
TITLE THEME MALE
(Song/Lyric)
02:28:32:17 GRAPHIC AN FX ORIGINAL SERIES

UGLY SONIC UGLIER CRIMES
PLAY
02:28:33:04 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Not since

(Song/Lyric)
02:28:34:06 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Watson and Mr. Holmes
02:28:35:22 RESCUE RANGERS MAIN Have two minds
TITLE THEME MALE
(Song/Lyric)
January 21, 2022

02:28:38:06 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Two minds

(Song/Lyric)
02:28:38:20 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE So fine

TITLE THEME MALE
(Song/Lyric)
02:28:40:17 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY 0304 4HDH 4/11

1989 4HDH 4/11
0120 4HDH 4/11

02:28:39:21 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE So fine

(Song/Lyric)
02:28:42:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY THE BOY WHO GREW UP
02:28:40:23 JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Looked under every stone
TITLE THEME MALE
(Song/Lyric)
02:28:43:10 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE When you need some help to save the day
02:28:45:02 RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME They're never far away
(Song/Lyric) Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
02:28:45:08 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DRAMA ACTION ROMANCE COMEDY CRIMES
02:28:39:00 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY BONGOHUB+ ORIGINAL SERIES

02:28:46:04 MUPPET FIGHTS
PLAY
January 21, 2022

02:28:48:17 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PRE-VIEWED $9.99

EROTIC DOG MEATBALLS
BEAUTY AND THE CURSED DOG MAN
POOJ THE FAT HONEY BEAR
FREAKISH BABY ELEPHANT
LYING PUPPET AND VERMIN
STUPIDO THE ELEPHANT BABY
JALADDIN DISC SPECIAL EDITION
RAT WIZARD

VOCALIST (JEFF PESCETTO) Rescue Rangers
When there's danger

02:28:52:08 (indistinct cheering)
02:28:53:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY STUPIDO THE ELEPHANT BABY

02:29:05:13 (a parody of the animated film "Dumbo")

02:29:07:03 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Grey skies, it's trouble

02:29:08:19 RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME Bad guys see double
FEMALE SINGER VOCALIST When they're around
(Song/Lyric) The chips are never down
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger

02:29:12:02
02:29:07:17 GRAPHIC FILM FESTIVAL

02:29:19:13 OFFICIAL SELECTION FESTIVAL DE CANNES
January 21, 2022


They'll take the clues
And find the wheres and whys and whos
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
When there's danger
When there's danger
Rescue Rangers
02:29:12:19 GRAPHIC NOW PLAYING

02:29:24:05 "RUDD "AUNT MAN IS IRRESISTIBLE!"
AUNT-MAN
02:29:15:11 GRAPHIC RESCUE RANGERS REBOOT SCORES BIG AT THE BOX

02:29:27:04 OFFICE
CRITICS ASK: WHO CARES?
02:29:30:19 GRAPHIC HOW MANY MORE SHAMELESS CASH GRABS MUST

WE ENDURE? THE LATEST REBOOT IN A SEEMINGLY
ENDLESS STREAM OF REBOOTS FROM MAJOR
STUDIOS SEEMS TO HAVE STRUCK GOLD FOR
HOLLYWOOD. CRITICS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE
RECYCLED IDEAS, AND YET THE AUDIENCES
02:29:29:17 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP N DALE
January 21, 2022

02:29:33:01 CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

02:29:34:17 RANGERS MAIN TITLE THEME Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers
When there's danger
Rescue Rangers
Rescue Rangers
02:29:33:18 GRAPHIC SUPER RESCUE RANGERS

(A parody of the video game "Super Smash Brothers")
02:29:24:20 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL SHIMARISU SWEAT

02:29:36:14 PHOTOGRAPHY ACORN FLAVOR!
02:29:36:06 GRAPHIC TEEN

ESRB CONTENT RATING
WWW.ESRB.ORG
02:29:39:06 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N' DALE'S

HAIR RESCUE
02:29:38:22 GRAPHIC DJ HERZOGENAURACH

02:29:47:23 FEAT. CHIP 'N' DALE 1,345,604 MONTHLY LISTENERS
02:29:47:05 GRAPHIC PRINCIPAL DALE ANOTHER DAY SUPER RESCUE RANGERS

02:29:53:16 PHOTOGRAPHY (A parody of the James Bond film "Die Another Day")
02:29:56:01 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TEEN

T
ESRB
02:30:07:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DOUBLE-O DALE

UNAIRED PILOT
02:30:07:10 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N' DALE

RESCUE RANGERS
GADGET
02:30:09:18 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY CHIP 'N' DALE GO NUTS

DISNEY'S CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS CRIME
BUSTRES
CHIP 'N' DALE RESCUE RANGERS SECRET DECODER
January 21, 2022


02:30:14:15

02:29:55:05 FAN CON ANNOUNCER Ladies and gentlemen, the Rescue Rangers!
02:30:18:14

02:30:00:09 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DARKWING DUCK

02:30:23:18 THE DUCK KNIGHT RETURNS
02:30:00:14 DARKWING DUCK Boo! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! What a load of
02:30:23:23 malarkey.
(Darkwing = Darkwing Duck, an animated cartoon
featuring the character of the same name)
January 21, 2022

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January 21, 2022

TIMECODE CHARACTER DIALOGUE

01:00:31:23 CREDIT LOGO DISNEY

01:01:21:05 FEMALE CHIPMUNK Oh, dang it!

01:01:33:05 YOUNG DALE Hello, potential new friends!

Timing offset: -1:59:59:00

01:02:12:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TRYOUTS FOR PRAIRIE DOGS SOCCER TEAM

01:02:12:09 CROWD [walla]

01:02:12:12 CLASS TEACHER [groans]

January 21, 2022

Timing offset: -1:59:56:10

01:03:17:11 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TALENT SHOW

01:03:24:13 DALE [grunts, groans]

01:03:26:04 CROWD [laughing]

01:03:32:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY AMERICRUISER

01:03:32:20 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY GREYHOUND

01:03:29:05 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY LOS ANGELES

01:03:35:01 DALE Move, move, move, move! Here, catch! [grunts]

January 21, 2022

01:04:08:11 CHIP Wow. Whoa.

01:04:07:08 CHIP Whoa!

JEFF PESCETTO CHIP 'N DALE Sometimes some crimes

CHIP 'N DALE RESCUE Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip 'N Dale

01:05:26:17 CHIP DALE [sighs] Phew!

01:05:27:05 DIRECTOR 2 CHIP Ah! Nice work, everyone! Great job!

01:05:27:09 DALE MONTEREY JACK [sighs]

01:05:42:17 MAN IN CROWD That's funny.

January 21, 2022

PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY VARIETY

01:06:20:03 ROGER RABBIT [chuckles] Boy, what a party!

Timing offset: -1:59:57:11

01:06:26:04 DALE [retches] I'm I am into nuts!

01:06:36:10 DALE (VO) Super fun. So fun. [sighs]

Timing offset: -1:59:58:08

CHIP (Song/Lyric) (Ditty) Now, that we found love

01:08:01:17 CHIP [sighs] I didn't mean it like that.

January 21, 2022

Timing offset: -1:59:51:07

01:09:12:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY PRESENT DAY

PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY FAN CON

01:09:45:16 DALE [sighs]

BALOO (Song/Lyric) Look for the bare necessities

01:09:43:04 DALE [sighs]

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01:10:24:07 TIGRA Are you though?

January 21, 2022

01:10:27:04 DALE Really? A TV show? You?

01:10:29:20 UGLY SONIC Yeah. Is that so difficult to believe?

DALE Oh. Uh... [chuckles nervously] I guess... not? … [grunts] Uh...

01:10:31:12 TIGRA [grunts] Oh, boy. Here we go again.

BALOO (Song/Lyric) [singing] The simple Shoo-bee-do

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January 21, 2022

01:13:02:04 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY TONIGHT'S TOP STORIES

NEWS REPORTER Flounder's disappearance marks the sixth notable cartoon to go

01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY ICE AGE CREAM

01:13:08:12 PRINCIPAL PHOTOGRAPHY DISNEY FROZEN LOONEY TUNES