Five of a Kind v. 0.4.0.

1 Walkthrough
General “Pro Tips”
• You may pursue as many or as few of the girls as you like. You will not be punished if you want all of
them and you will not be rewarded for being true to only one of them.
• Double-click on a non-hotspot to have MC “run” over to that point. This makes navigating the game
much faster than waiting for him to walk over to an area.
• You can double-click any hotspot that gives an “Exit” icon to have MC instantly teleport, skipping
the walking process.
• Most Hotspots will give you three basic actions: Magnifying Glass (Examine), Hand (Interact), and
Word Bubble (Talk To).
• The Examine action gives you a basic, neutral description of what you clicked on. Think of it as
“what the heck is this thing?!”
• The Interact action attempts to pick up the object, if it’s an inventory item, or some variation of
push, pull, open, close, turn on, turn off.
• The Talk To action will usually result in MC giving his editorial thoughts about the object, often a
hint or smartass joke. If it’s a person, MC will attempt to talk to him or her.
• Be aware that the day is divided into six segments from Morning to Midnight and that characters
and events can occur at certain times.
• If you’re stuck on a specific character, check the Contacts page on the Quest Journal (the red binder
icon at the top of the screen).

Meredith
Schedule
Meredith is generally found roaming the kitchen during the Morning and Midday. During the Afternoon, she
is in her bedroom sleeping. During the Evening and Night, she is in the Living Room. Midnight and later, she
is at work. This will eventually change during the game, where she will be in the bathroom during
Midday. [0.4.0.1] Also, after obtaining the [Secret Girlfriend] perk Meredith will spend her time during
weekend mornings in the Attic or in the backyard (50/50% chance – see the Practice Wife quest and the
Backyard Sunbathing bonus activities, below).

Walkthrough
Start by picking up the six items of clutter in your bedroom: Dirty Socks, Tennis Shoes, Trash Can (beside the
computer desk), Collared Shirt (hanging from bed footboard), Underwear (dangling from bed frame),
Partially open dresser drawer (far side of bed, under green telephone).

Meredith will come into your room for her big introduction and a) give a couple of quests, b) spout
exposition, and c) show herself off as one of the true “prizes” for completing the game (or at least her
route).

Household Repairs, Spring Cleaning, and Thoughtful Gestures

There are three side quests to complete. Each has 5 tasks that can be done in any order. Completing all of
them will grant you additional perks in the game.
The various tasks will need some items scattered around the house, here is a list of what you can find in
each room (some of the items are not related to these tasks but will be useful later)
Bathroom: In the sink’s drawer you can find a Mirror, a Lotion bottle and a Toilet Brush
Basement: here you can find a Broom and a Lightbulb in the shelf above the washer.
Living Room: there is a Blanket near the house entrance. If you open the door, you can check the mail box
and find the Florist phone number. You can also find a Key under the rug, it opens the drawer of the corner
table. Inside you can find your Dad’s old Fancy Watch.
Dining Room: check the Conspicuous Plant above the large cabinet to the east to find a Rusty Key. It opens
the lower cabinet, where you can find a bottle of Zinfandel wine and one of Chablis.
Toolshed: exit the kitchen from the door to the back. On the far right there is a Toolshed. Inside you can find
a Ladder, a Shovel and a toolbox with an Allen Wrench, a Screwdriver and an Oil Can in it.

Household Repairs:
1) Go into the Basement, open the Fuse box and turn on the “M. Bedroom” switch.
2) Go to the bathroom, Use the toilet and select Flush Toilet from the menu. Use the toilet again and select
Fix Toilet.
3) In the kitchen, Use the Allen Wrench on the sink to fix the garbage disposal.
4) Go in the Backyard, Use the Screwdriver on the outdoor Lamp, then use the select the Lightbulb to
change it.
5) Use the Ladder on the Vent on the right of the house in the Backyard to clear it (which fixes the dryer).
Completing all these tasks will unlock the [No Fair Peeking] perk, which causes Meredith to peek through
her hands during the handjob scene.

Spring Cleaning:
1) Clean the toilet in the Bathroom with the brush
2) Go to the front of the house and use the Broom to clean the cobwebs (you can choose to spare the
spider or not)
3) Clean the Coffee maker in the kitchen
4) Clean the Cereal Bowl in the Dining Room
5) Clean the Fish Tank in the Living Room

Thoughtful Gestures:
1)In the dining room during Morning or Midday, interact with Meredith, who has fallen asleep at the dining
table, to take her to her bed.
2) In the kitchen, choose the Use option on Meredith to hug her.
3) In the kitchen, use the Talk option to enter her closeup dialogue, then compliment her.
4) Check the mailbox outside of the Living room door to get the florist’s phone number, then use the phone
in your room to order flowers for Meredith (they will arrive the next day, go to the kitchen in the morning
to see her reaction).
5) Take the Blanket in the Living room, when you see Meredith sleeping on the couch in the Evening or
Night use it to cover her.
Important! While you are doing these sidequest, try to enter all areas of the house to help unlock the
[Bedroom Teleport] and [Fast Travel] perks. Don’t miss the attic’s entrance in the hallway, over MC’s
bedroom door.

A Favor For Scott and Meeting Aunt Irene

After completing the side quests you can help your friend Scott or meeting your Aunt Irene. The two tasks
are not correlated but you can do both in the same day if you do them with the correct timing. Otherwise
choose which one you want to do first.

Scott’s task starts with the phone in your room ringing. Answer it and watch the ensuing cut scene.
At midnight, go to the Front Door. The doorbell should now be ringing.
Open the door and watch the cut scene with Scott.
Sleep Until Morning and watch the cut scene with Meredith.

To meet Aunt Irene (you can do the following while waiting for Scott coming at midnight):
• Use the blue jeans (or “Zipper”) icon from the menu while in your Bedroom to Summon Nicole.
• Select “How is your mom doing?” from the menu to unlock a new location: Aunt Irene’s House.
• Head outside to either the Front or Back Yard and open the Game Map (the treasure map icon).
• Travel to the Video Arcade and then to the Sloppy Seconds Diner (to get the Fast Travel credit).
• Open the Game Map again and travel to Aunt Irene’s house. (You should unlock a perk to open the
Game Map from your bedroom for traveling to all available locations)
• Click on the football repeatedly as it recoils towards the house until Aunt Irene shows up.
• When Aunt Irene is finished talking, she will present you with a dialogue tree with three choices.
Pick one of them and continue through the dialogue tree. It doesn’t matter what choices you select
(except Never Mind). MC will recoil and flee the house.
• Keep going back, using the Front Door, continuing to select each option until you’ve gone down
each dialogue tree option.
• When Aunt Irene invites you inside, give her the Bottle of Zinfandel (the purple wine bottle).
• Talk to her and select the “About that glass of wine…” menu option. Select Zinfandel, setting up two
purple wine glasses.
• Click the glass in front of you twice and then Exit. Importantly, it will now be midnight. If you
haven’t helped Scott yet, you can do it now going home and opening the Front Door (see above).

Home Schooling
When you go to sleep after Meredith found out about Scott’s favor, there will be a cutscene (her second
phone call with Esmeralda). The next morning, Meredith will come into your room and offer to teach you
how to kiss.
• Repeatedly use the Kiss icon on Meredith’s face to advance through the Kissing Scene. [Kissing I
Unlocked]
• The next day, head downstairs to the Kitchen and talk to Meredith. Select “Practice Kissing” from
the dialogue tree.
• Exit the closeup and Teleport to your Bedroom. Meredith should enter the room and the Practice
Kissing scene will happen again.
• Once again, repeatedly use the Kiss icon on Meredith’s face in order to advance through the scene.
[Kissing II Unlocked]
After that, Use your bed to lie down. MC will have a soliloquy reflecting on his hot kiss with Meredith. [Jerk
It to Mom Unlocked]
Select “Nope!” from the menu. (If you accidentally select the wrong option, you can fix it by using the Jerk
It… menu option from this scene and selecting Meredith). [Boys Will Be Boys Perk Unlocked] . Now you can
enter Meredith’s room.

Boys Will Be Boys (Optional)

Use the Oil Can on Meredith’s bedroom to grease the hinges (Mom’s Open Door Policy Perk Unlocked]. Go
inside.
• Click on the wicker clothes hamper twice to get a pair of Meredith’s panties.
• You can lie down on Meredith’s bed.First use the pillow behind MC’s head to get in the right mood.
• Click on MC’s bulge to open the fly of his pants.
• Use Meredith’s panties on MC’s cock to masturbate.

If you want, you can read Meredith’s diary by going to the far-left side of the screen and clicking on the
vanity and selecting “Just a quick peek…” menu option.

Quality Time With Mom

Head downstairs to the Living Room in the Evening. Meredith will be awake, watching TV on the couch.
Go to the kitchen. Click the wine glasses next to the cereal box on the shelf above the sink to get a Glass of
Chardonnay, then go back to the Living room.
(Optional) You can give Meredith a foot massage if you have the Lotion. Unfortunately this doesn’t lead to
a Spank Bank scene (yet).
Click the Use icon on the couch to sit down next to Meredith. Then Talk to her and select “What Show is
this?” from the ensuing menu.
Select “A lot on your mind?” and then “Yes I do.” From the ensuing dialogue menus.
Use the Glass of Chardonnay on her. When Meredith lays against you, click the Use action on her to put
your arm around her.
Talk to her to and select “Let’s go upstairs.” To unlock the Handjob scene.
To advance through the Handjob scene, just repeatedly talk to her.
When the scene is finished, sleep until morning.
Exit to the Upstairs Hallways and watch the cut scene with Meredith.

Financial Difficulties
Head downstairs and check the mail, getting the foreclosure notice.
Go to the Kitchen and Talk To Meredith. She will tell you about the debts and you promise her to raise the
money to repay it.
• (Optional) Summon Nicole in your room and ask her about raising money.

Go to the Arcade at Midday and find Scott near the entrance.

Talk to Scott and select “Do you know where I can raise some quick cash?” from the dialogue tree. Select
YES from the ensuing choice.
Head back home and go in the front door.
• Rest once and Scott will enter the home.
• After he’s done talking, lead him down to the basement and let him buy the guitar.
• Lead Scott into the Dining Room so he can fix the Grandfather Clock.
• (Optional)Lead Scott into your Bedroom. You can choose to sell the figurine or not for an extra
$150. It doesn’t matter either way.
• Lead Scott up to the Attic and sell him the Lilith & Sapphire record. At this point, Scott will leave.
Open the game map and travel to Aunt Irene’s house. When inside, give her the Zinfandel bottle then talk to
her. Select “About that glass of wine…” from the dialogue tree and select Zinfandel.
Drink twice from the purple wine glass in front of you and then Talk To her.
Select “We’re getting kicked out of our home…” from the dialogue tree to get $1000. Click Never Mind from
the menu and leave the scene.

Head back home, go up to your bedroom and sleep until morning.

Head downstairs to the Kitchen and Talk To Meredith. You will update her on your progresses and give her
the money.
Exit the closeup and Teleport to your Bedroom. Sleep Until Morning.
Meredith will enter your room and offer a reward scene. To advance through the scene, just repeatedly use
the Talk To icon on her.
Next day, if you enter the Dining Room Meredith will show her appreciation for fixing your grandfather’s
clock (you can choose to take the merit or tell her that Scott did it, it doesn’t really matter).
To advance through the reward scene, ask for a Blowjob and receive much more.
You obtain the [Secret Girlfriend] perk with this scene, which enables you to enter Meredith’s room in the
Afternoon while she’s there, if she is not sleeping. You will get the same options as if you asked her to meet
in her room in the morning.

Shower The People You Love Quest

Around noon (Midday), head upstairs to the Bathroom. With her newfound free time, Meredith will be
showering at this time every day.
Note: Unlocking the tit job is a prerequisite for Meredith to be showering at Midday.

You can attempt to join her in any number of ways. Click Use on the shower and select Join Meredith in the
shower… OR Look At the shower and use the Zipper. This opens the “Shower the People You Love” quest.
• Exit the Bathroom and go into your Bedroom.
• Click the Use on the trunk at the foot of MC’s bed to get the Gym Shorts.
• Head downstairs to the Basement and use the Gym Shorts on the washer to clean them.
• This advanced the time past Midday, so you’ll need to sleep until morning and then rest until
Midday to try again.
• Use the Gym Shorts on the shower to start and unlock the Meredith Shower Scene.

Progressing through the shower scene requires using a combination of your hands and your mouth (either
kissing or using Dirty Talk, if you have it unlocked). Grab onto Meredith’s tits, use the Kiss action on her
head hotspot OR use Dirty Talk via the Talk To action. Then move your hands down to her pussy and then
repeat the kissing OR Dirty Talk action. This will cause Meredith to lose control and she will yank the gym
shorts down, enabling the thigh job.

Aunt Charlotte

Fish and Visitors

After the titjob scene has been unlocked, head downstairs to the Living Room. The front door should be
ringing.
Open the front door to meet Aunt Charlotte.
See the Aunt Charlotte section. At this point, Meredith’s story and Aunt Charlotte are one and the same.
Charlotte is an obstacle that gets in the way with progress with Meredith.

Meredith Spank Bank Scene – Breast Play [0.3.7.1]

If you obtained the [Secret Girlfriend] perk, when you and Meredith are in her room you can now ask her to
“Lie down” on the bed with her.
You can progress in different ways, and even cum right away if you want; obviously you would miss most of
the fun.
You can grab Meredith’s right tit and suck on her left tit, but the true progression in the scene comes from
dialogue. You should talk with her until you unlock the Pillow Talk. Keep using it until she grabs your cock, at
this point you can choose if you want to go on in a more sweeet, gentle way (expressing your feelings for
your mother, keeping using Pillow Talk and convincing Meredith to sing a lullaby to you while she gives you
a handjob) or a more naughty one using Dirty Talk (telling her how much you want to fill her pussy with your
cum).
Pillow Talk applies only to this scene at the moment [0.3.7.1], but it may have more uses in future
updates.

Practice Wife [0.4]

After obtaining the [Secret Girlfriend] perk, Meredith’s activities in weekend mornings will change. There is
a 50% chance that she will go in the attic to clean it and another 50% she will sunbathe in the backyard (see
Backyard sunbathing, below). If you exit MC’s room in a weekend morning and you see the attic trap door
open, it’s the former, otherwise it’s the latter.
Click on the trap door and select the “Use” option to start the dialogue with Meredith. You can admire the
view for a while, then talk with her to offer your help.
Meredith will roam the attic making some interesting comment on the various items stored there
(especially some foreshadowing about camping; you will understand it when you’ll unlock her Spank Bank
scene), until she finds her wedding dress. MC asks her to wear it, and she accepts, unlocking the Wedding
Dress outfit (which for now [0.4.0.1] has no uses outside the attic). MC asks to pretend that he and
Meredith are married, and at first she is overwhelmed and leaves the attic, but you can see she got pretty
excited from that because you can watch her masturbate in her room.
The next day Meredith will meet you in the upstairs hallway to apologize for running off, and you can go
back to the attic to continue. Talking to her will open a menu with different options. You can try them all, for
now Meredith will refuse to make love or bring the dress in her room so the only real choice is “I wish you
could be my wfe…”. Meredith will offer let you practice in proposing marriage to a girl. Unless you
progressed enough with Irene’s path, though, you won’t have the [Creative Writing I] skill and therfore MC
will have a hard time finding the right words.
Once you obtained it (after the “All That Jazz” quest; see Irene section for details), MC will be able to make
a successful proposal speech. As of [0.4.0.1] there is no more content for now, but it will be implemented
in a future update.

Backyard Sunbathing [0.4]

After obtaining the [Secret Girlfriend] perk, there is a 50% chance that she will sunbathe in the backyard on
weekend mornings.
You can Talk to her and ask if she wants you to apply sunscreen on her back. If you have the Lotion in your
inventory Meredith will let you apply it to her back and butt.
You can also use the Zipper button to take your dick out, but unfortunately you quickly lose control and end
applying another type of “cream” on Meredith...
As of [0.4.0.1] this is all the content for now; there is also an option to use directly the Lady Lotion on
Meredith, but it doesn’t work yet and will be implemented in a future update.
Bonus Activities
[0.4] Meredith can be found in the Kitchen in the Morning, managing her bills and expenses and offering a
great view of her curves. Use the “Talk” button then select if you want to hug or to talk, or try to Touch her
(depending on how much you advanced on her path, you can try spank her ass, grope her tits or pull down
her jeans) These options wil be further expanded in future updates.
After the Titjob scene, Talk to Meredith in the Kitchen and give her the Haircutting Scissors. This unlocks
both the Haircutting Spank Bank scene, but also the [Mother of All Bombs] perk.
With the [Mother of All Bombs] perk unlocked, some scenes will let you remove Meredith’s top: The Kissing
Scene and the Kitchen Blowjob Scene, for example.

After jerking off to Meredith, the [Boys Will Be Boys] perk will be unlocked which opens a few optional,
bonus activities:
• MC can crack open Meredith’s door to try and get a peek of her changing. She can be seen in the
Afternoon. She will not cover her breasts if the [Mother of All Bombs] perk is unlocked.
• You can enter Meredith’s bedroom and do a few things, including fishing out a pair of her
underwear from the hamper. You can lie down on her bed for a short scene where you can defile
her panties.
• You can read Meredith’s diary. It’s in the Vanity drawer (furniture on the west side of the room).

There is a secret 3D easter egg unlocked by drinking the Scotch downstairs in the Kitchen to the point of
blacking out (repeat Using the scotch until MC is transported to his bedroom) after finishing the Kissing
scene.

After Meredith brings home the dirty magazines, she puts them up in the attic. You can go up to the attic
and thumb through the stack of Bewbs magazines. This is basically a place for the game dev to put
miscellaneous pin-up style art that doesn’t fit anywhere else in the game.

Remember that upon finishing Meredith’s story, there is a “Bonus” sex scene added to the Spank Bank as a
reward for finishing.

Brooke
Schedule
Aside from the first time you meet her, Brooke can usually be found in her bedroom from the Afternoon
until Midnight. At Night, she will be either a) on the phone, b) taking a shower, or c) changing. None of
those states are useful for much outside of fan service. The most useful times to find her are Afternoon and
Evening, when she is in her bedroom with her friend Jasmine.

Note: If Aunt Charlotte has accosted Brooke about her records, Brooke’s schedule will change so that she is
only there at Night (with Jasmine), temporarily taking away the aforementioned “fan service” time slot, but
still allowing you to do her quests.

Walkthrough
Part I: Better Comebacks

Exit your bedroom into the Upstairs Hallway to meet your sister, Brooke. You will get a cut scene that
appropriately, and succinctly establishes her character and introduces conflict. If her attitude left a bad taste
in your mouth, you could follow her into the bathroom and watch her take a shower or flush the toilet to
blast her with cold water while she’s showering.

Rest until the Afternoon, then enter Brooke’s bedroom (down the hall to the left from your room).
Talk to Brooke and she will insult you. No matter what you choose, you will not have a good reply. This
opens the “Better Comebacks” quest. Click the Exit button to return to the bedroom.

Take a moment to meet Jasmine, the cute girl enjoying a ride on the large speaker. Run down her dialogue
tree to gain a basic level of acquaintance with her (you’ll need it later).
• Introduce Yourself
• Compliment Her
• Ask About Her
• Ask About Comebacks (see more below)

That’s all you need from Jasmine for Brooke’s route. If you want to progress more with Jasmine, see her
section below. Click Exit.
Pick up the pair of Brooke’s panties on the floor to add them to your inventory while you’re here.

How to find better Comebacks:

1) Ask Jasmine (“2+2”)
2) Go to the living room use the couch to sit then do it again to find the remote. Use the remote on the TV
and keep repeating this action until you learn the “Back of Camaro” comeback
3) Use the bookcase until you learn the “Borrow her Brains?” comeback.
4) Go to the Arcade. Ask Scott for some advice,he will teach you two replies (the “Tell Your Mom Thanks” is
useless, keep asking him for something you can use on Brooke to learn the “Glory Hole” comeback
5) Go inside the Arcade, Use the Ace of Swords video game to get a Quarter, then use it on Dzerkhov the
Fortune Teller machine. Ask for comebacks and answer his questions to get the “Desiderable after 30”
comeback.
6) Go back home, in the bathroom use the shower and choose the “Take a LONG shower…” option. You will
get the “Report Card” comeback

Go back to Brooke’s room in the Afternoon or Evening. Talk to Brooke and when you get a dialogue tree to
respond to one of her insults, select the top option, which will be one of the comebacks you learned.
Repeat this process another four times until she gives up.
Head to your room and sleep until morning. You will have an omniscient view into Brooke having a weird
Wrestling Dream about MC.

Part II: Brooke’s Failing Grades

Head downstairs to the Living Room. The front door will be ringing.
Open the front door and meet Andrea Parker. It doesn’t really matter which options you select during this
scene.
Rest until Afternoon and head up to Brooke’s room and Talk To her. Select “Ask About Andrea Parker…” from
the dialogue tree. Select the newly opened “Ask About Grades…” option. It doesn’t matter whether you ask
to see Brooke’s and Jasmine’s boobs or not.
Head to your Bedroom and Summon Nicole using the blue jeans icon from the top menu.
Select “How can I hack into the school’s computer?” from the dialogue tree to learn about War Dialers.
Head to the Video Arcade and Talk To Scott. Select “Do you know anything about War Dialers?” from the
menu. Then give him Brooke’s panties to receive the War Dialer Floppy Disk.
Head back home and up to your Bedroom.
• Use the Floppy Disk on your Computer to install the War Dialer software.
• Click on L33TDIAL in the Ptree Directory to select it. Then click the Use icon on the lower part of the
directory, listing the files to launch Easy D’s L33tDial.
• Click the Use icon on the top blue part of the interface to start dialing phone numbers.
• Exit the computer closeup and Sleep Until Morning three times to give the War Dialer enough time
to complete.
• Click Use on the computer to return to the computer interface. The War Dialer should have finished
its scan. Click on the completed phone number list (there should be five numbers listed) to transfer
the phone numbers to CommPost (your outbound modem-dialing software).
• Click on COMMPOST to open your dialing software.
• Click the Use icon on the lower part of the tree interface that lists the files to start CommPost.
• Click on Unknown Modem #4 (which is Brooke’s school). Click through the scene. When you get the
choice to do more to Brooke’s grades, “Well, since we’re in here…” is the best option.

Note: If you already have the [Dirty Talk I] perk, you can now get [Dirty Talk II] (see in the Miscellaneous
activities, below).

Rest until Afternoon or Evening and go to Brooke’s room. Talk to her and tell her about how you fixed her
grades.
Return to your room and sleep three times until morning. You will see another scene with brook dreaming
about MC and his computer skills.
Head downstairs to the Living Room. (You should get a message about commotion in the kitchen)
Head to the Kitchen and view the cut scene where Brooke gets her Report Card. [Brooke Bonus Scene
Unlocked]

Bonus Activities
After Brooke has gotten her report card, if you visit her in her bedroom and click the Hand icon on the
towel, she will pretend to let the towel slip, revealing her breasts.
At night, Brooke will be doing one of three “fan service” activities. She will either be changing in her room,
on the phone, or taking a shower.

Charlotte
Walkthrough

Play through Meredith’s route until after the Tit Job scene is unlocked.
Head downstairs to the Living Room and the front door should be ringing.
Enter the Guest Hallway (behind the Living Room couch) and Enter the Guest Room by knocking on the door
to the far left.
Click on Aunt Charlotte to talk to her.
Select any of the available options to unlock “Establishing Communications” quest.
• Exit Aunt Charlotte’s closeup and click Use on the right nightstand next to the bed to get a Spare
Bible.
 • Open your inventory and click on the Spare Bible and select either Start With Genesis or Start With
Matthew.
• (Optional) Summon Nicole in your room and ask her about bonding with your Aunt. She will
suggest you to speak with Aunt Irene.
• Head to Aunt Irene’s house and get invited inside.
• Talk to Irene and select “About that glass of wine…” and select Zinfandel.
• Click the wine glass in front of you twice to get pleasantly buzzed.
• Click the Spare Bible on Irene to get the “cheat code” for understanding it.

Since leaving Irene’s house advances the time to midnight, head back home and sleep until morning.
• Open up your inventory, click on the Spare Bible and select the new Start With Mark option to
unlock the secret to communicating with Aunt Charlotte.
• Talk to Aunt Charlotte in the guest room to finish the Establishing Communications quest and gain
some reputation.
• Ask her repeatedly if you can take her coat to make her take off her shawl.

Leave Charlotte’s closeup and exit to the Living Room. Rest until Evening or Night.
Head downstairs to the Living to find Meredith and Aunt Charlotte watching TV on the couch.
Sit on the couch and watch the cut scene where Charlotte complains about smut on TV.
Sleep until morning.
Rest until Afternoon (when Brooke would be in her room) and head to the Upstairs hallway. You should see
a message about shouting voices coming from Brooke’s room.
Enter Brooke’s room and watch the cut scene where Charlotte admonishes her for her “devil music.”

Note: After this point, Brooke will only be available in her room at Night with Jasmine instead of Afternoon
and Evening.

Rest until Evening and head downstairs to the Living Room to join Meredith and Charlotte on the couch.
Watch the cut scene where Charlotte takes control over family programming, forcing the family to watch
Kenneth Copafeel Ministries.

Games People Play

Talk to Aunt Charlotte in the Guest Room to invite her playing board games.
You can select the various options, but the only relevant for now is Chess. Keep talking with her until the
game ends.

Try again the next day, Charlotte will tell MC that she practices celibacy. Go to sleep.

The next day, Aunt Charlotte will have a talk with you in you room. Go through the scene to see her using
her “spiritual gifts” to “exorcise” you.
Invite her to play chess again. She will offer to help you again with your demons if you need it.

The next morning, Meredith comes in your room and tells you she’s revoking your Practice Girlfriend
privileges for the time being, since somehow Aunt Charlotte discovered about your activities. (As of 0.3.7
you can still do them temporarily, that will change in future updates)
[0.3.7.1] Charlotte Spank Bank Scene - Sex
This scene is available only in the Spank Bank, since it is a preview of future events. If you reached this point
in Charlotte’s path, you can also interact with her and select the VHS icon to open the scene the first time.
In this scene you can take Charlotte’s virginity, give her an orgasm and get her pregnant. Getting all of these
depends on how you interact with her.
You can talk with her to get a better idea of what’s going to happen.
First of all you have to win her resistance by parting her knees using brute force. You need to do that 3 times
before you can open her legs.
Then you can tear her panties off to get access to her pussy.
You should penetrate her right away, then you can do any combination of Dirty Talk and taking her top off,
both of which are needed to make her climax. You can also grab her tits during sex.
When you cum inside her, you have a 50% chance to get her pregnant.

This is all for the Meredith/Charlotte path for this update.

Bonus Activities
In the morning, you can spy through the keyhole to peep on Charlotte studying her bible with her top down.
In the evening, you can spy through the keyhole to peep on Charlotte getting intimate with her pillow.
After the sexorcism scene is unlocked, you can repeat it by going in the Guest Room room when Charlotte is
there and janking down your pants.

Lucy
Walkthrough

If you don’t have them already, go in the Bathroom to take the Mirror from the drawer and in the Toolshed
in the backyard to take the Shovel.
Use the Shovel on the small rock-encircled patch of dirt just beneath the stairs in the Back Yard to obtain a
Silver Locket.
Go to the Front Yard. Here you can see a small rose bush on the right side of the house. Click the Use action
on it to add a Rose to your inventory.
If you go in the Basement (the white door next to the staircase in the Living room) you can see a spooky
glowing figure next to the washer. If you try to get near it, MC will be too scared and suggest to go back
upstairs. You will also get advice on needing more courage.
In the Kitchen, on the shelf above the sink there is a brown bottle of scotch. Click the Use action on it three
times, until MC says something about “curing Athlete’s Foot.”

Now that MC has enough liquid courage in his body, head to the Basement again. In your newly inebriated
state, you should be able to walk to the far-left side of the screen towards the glowing, blue figure. Walk
right around the corner until you meet Lucy.
• After she’s done talking, give her the Rose to gain her trust.
• Use the Talk To icon on her to open her dialogue tree. Select the “Ask About Home…” option and
continue selecting each new item that opens up, ending with “Convince Her”.
• Click Never Mind and give her the Mirror. She will get upset with you and you must give her time to
process things.

Head back up to your Bedroom and Sleep until morning. Do these two more times to allow three days to
elapse. You’ll know if you can visit her again if your quest journal says, “Maybe now is a good time to check
in on Lucy.”
Head down to the Basement and visit Lucy. She will give you a short speech thanking you and then
disappear.
Head to your Bedroom and Sleep until morning. Do it one more time to allow two days to have elapsed.
When your quest journal says “Maybe when it’s dark out, you can go look for her”, go to your bedroom at
Night. MC will automatically walk over to the center of his room and Lucy will appear.
• You can optionally Talk with her and explore the various options until she explains you about
courting, then give her the Silver Locket.
• Talk To her and run down her dialogue tree, starting with the “Compliment Her…” option, selecting
each newly opened option ending with “Show Her…”. If you ask her for sex, she tells you that “The
time is right… when you jerk it at Night”.
• Click “Never Mind” and Exit the scene. [Jerk it to Lucy perk unlocked]
• Since it’s already nighttime, Use your bed and select “Lie Down.”
• In the closeup bed scene, select “Jerk It…” and then select “Lucy” from the dialogue tree. Lucy will
appear and a sex scene will ensue. To finish the scene, just use the Cum icon on her.

Bonus Activities
If you’ve unlocked Dirty Talk Level II, you can give Lucy and orgasm by talking to her and repeatedly
selecting Dirty Talk.
It is not possible to get Lucy pregnant (yet) because she’s a ghost.
After Lucy is freed from the basement, she can be found in various locations throughout the house at night.
She will randomly be in any of a) Your Bedroom, b) The Upstairs Bathroom, c) The Living Room, or d) The
Upstairs Hallway. Just look out for a lovely pair of ghost boobs sticking out of the walls.

Irene
Walkthrough
Aunt Irene is a side character in Meredith’s route. She currently has two Spank Bank scenes (Blowjob and
Cowgirl Sex)

From your bedroom, use the blue jeans icon in the upper-left part of the screen (hereafter referred to as
Summon Nicole action).
Select “How is your mom doing?” from the menu to unlock a new location: Aunt Irene’s House.
Select “Never Mind” and Exit to exit the closeup.

If you didn’t do it already, go to the Dining Room, click the Conspicuous Plant above the cabinet to take the
Small Rusty Key. Use the Small Rusty Key on the lower cabinets and take both wine bottles.
Head outside to either the Front or Back Yard and open the Game Map to travel to Aunt Irene’s house.
There will be a football in the front yard by the driveway (small, elliptical brown thing). Click on the football
repeatedly as it recoils towards the house until Aunt Irene shows up.

When Aunt Irene is finished talking, she will present you with a dialogue tree with three choices. Pick one of
them and continue through the dialogue tree. It doesn’t matter what choices you select (except Never
Mind). MC will recoil and flee the house.
Keep going back, using the Front Door, continuing to select each option until you’ve gone down each
dialogue tree option.

A Touch of Gray
When Aunt Irene invites you inside, give her the Bottle of Chablis (the green wine bottle).
Talk to her and select the “About that glass of wine…” menu option. Select Chablis, setting up two yellow
wine glasses.
Click the glass in front of you twice (the music will change).
Talk to Aunt Irene to open the dialogue tree (which has changed to a new set of options from the default
tree).
• Select “You’re really pretty, Aunt Irene…”
• Select “I mean it. You’re a total fox!”
• Select “Your best features are…”
• Select “You want me to whip my dick out, right here?”
• Select “Show it to her…” [Aunts In the Pants Achievement Unlocked]
• Select “I… I would be honored!” [Irene Blowjob Scene Unlocked]
The blowjob scene is straightforward. Just use the Cum icon to give her a facial, then click Exit to end the
scene.
From now you can come back to her house to replay the scene if you want to ([0.4.0.1] just use the zipper
button when MC is at the table with Irene; you don’t need to repeat all the steps anymore).

Go to Aunt Irene’s House, Talk to her and ask again for a glass of Chablis. This time select “I never thanked
you for… you know.” This will conclude the “A Touch of Gray” quest.

All That Jazz [0.4]

Continue to Talk to Irene and select, in order:
• “I’d love to take a peek under that sweater…”
• “Yes I do. I have seen them before…”
• “What is there to think about?”

Irene will tell you about having a fun with “good jazz” and “reefer”. You can again Talk to her to ask more
about those.
Now go home, in the attic Use the Record collection in the box near the table to find the Jazz Record.
The next day, go to the Arcade and ask Scott “Do you know where I can find some “reefer”?”. He happens to
have some (by pure chance, of course) and he’s willing to share it with you.

Go to Aunt Irene, click on her then select the Jazz Record and then the Reefer. After a few dialogue options
(no matter what you select) she will show you her naked breasts. After that, drink the Chablis twice then
Talk to Irene. She will ask if you like poetry, and after MC makes a little dialogue you will gain the [Creative
Writing I] skill (this will be helpful in Meredith’s path: see the Practice Wife quest).

Deep Thoughts [0.4]

Talk again Irene and she will ask you if you find her old and if you fantasize about her (doesn’t matter what
you choose). She shares her fantasies with you and if you want she will lead to her bedroom. Lots of things
here to do:
• If you touch the right statue, you’ll find that it hides a faucet. This will need it soon.
• If you stay beside that same statue and use the zipper, Irene will compare your dick with the stone
one and you’ll obtain the Easter Egg item (It has no use right now [0.4.0.1], but it will be useful in
future updates)
• Ask her “What’s wrong with the waterbed” and you will get the Motion of the Ocean quest (see
below).

Motion of the Ocean

Examine the bed to find the leak. You can check all four sides of the bed separately, the leak is on the right
side.
Go back home and enter the toolshed in the backyard. Take the Garden Hose.
Either search in MC’s drawer or in Jasmine’s Room in the caboodle on top of the dresser. You will get the
Kookie Glue.
Go back to Irene’s bedroom. Use the Glue on the waterbed and the hose on the right statue.
With this you fixed the bed and solved the quest.

• After fixing the waterbed, Irene asks if you want to test it. Say yes, then touch MC’s bulge to start
the Cowgirl Sex scene with Irene.
• During the scene, Talk to Irene and choose “Can you teach me something?” to get the Stamina I
benefit.
• Use Dirty Talk or the Cum button to climax.

You can come back to Irene’s bedroom to repeat the scene.

Jasmine
Walkthrough
Jasmine is Brooke’s best friend and currently is only found in Brooke’s bedroom in the Afternoon and
Evening. She has very little content in general and certainly no erotic content.

Note: After Charlotte has an argument with Brooke about her records, Brooke’s (and Jasmine’s)
availability/schedule will change to Night time only, not Afternoon and Evening as stated above.

In the Afternoon, enter Brooke’s Bedroom, which is the doorway all the way down the end of the hall on the
left.
Talk to Jasmine (the dark-haired girl sitting on Brooke’s giant speaker)
• In the closeup, click the Talk To icon on Jasmine to bring up the Dialogue tree.
• Select “Introduce Yourself…”
• Select “Compliment her…”
• Select “Ask about Her…”
• Select “Ask about Games…”
• Select “Ask About Puzzle…”
• Select “Never Mind” and use the Exit button to exit the closeup.

Head back to your Bedroom.

Your computer desk has three drawers, stacked vertically. Click Use on the top drawer to get the hint
Jasmine needs.
Head back to Brooke’s room and talk to Jasmine again.

Use Talk To to open the dialogue tree and select Ask about Puzzle…
Exit the closeup and head back to your Bedroom.
The next day, head back to Brooke’s room and Talk to Jasmine when she’s there. [Jasmine’s Phone Number
Unlocked] .Head back to your Bedroom and Use the phone to call Jasmine.
Unfortunately there is no other content after the phone call (yet) but you can explore Jasmine’s bedroom
[0.4.0.1]. If you received the Motion of the Ocean quest, you can find the “Kooky Glue” epoxy resin in the
caboodle on top of the dresser.

Caydence
Walkthrough

Message in a Bottle [0.3.7.1]

To start Caydence’s quest, you must speak with Scott in front of the Arcade.
In the menu, select “Ask aboud Endeavours”, then “Building a Time Machine?”, then “What do you need
from me? [YES]”. Scott will task you to hide his Letters in places where they can be found after years or
decades. He will give you 3 letters, with the option to come back for more the next days if needed.
There are 12 places in the game where MC can hide a Letter. Only 1 of them will trigger the quest to
progress, and it’s randomly selected the moment the first letter is put in one of the hiding places. With a bit
of luck you can find the right one before checking them all, but since Scott can give you 3 letters every day,
in the worst case you can solve this part of the quest in 4 days, as long as you know where the hiding places
are.
Here is a complete list:

1. Sewer grate in front of the Arcade

2. Closet in the Basement, under the stairs
3. AssFlakes pack in the Kitchen
4. Records collection in the Attic
5. Zetro Cola Sign inside the Toolshed in the Backyard
6. Brooke’s Text Books on the floor in Brooke’s room
7. Grand Piano in the Attic
8. Men’s Restroom at Sloppy Seconds Diner
9. Linen Closet in the Downstair Hallway, the door to the right
10. MC’s video games on the shelf over the PC
11. Grandfather’s clock in the Dining Room
12. Bookcase in the Living Room

If you want to cheat this quest, you can use the Fortune Teller Machine in the Arcade; Dzerkhov will tell you
which hiding place is the right one.

If you put a letter in the correct spot, you will receive a message the next time you go to sleep. The morning
after your phone will ring, answer and Scott will tell you that someone has come from the future!

Future Tense
Go to the Arcade to meet Caydence. She will ask you to help her with her phone. You can also talk about her
and the future for some fun dialogues. [This quest is still Work in Progress and will be implemented in
future updates (no pun intended)].

Christmas Event
Finish the Clean Your Bedroom quest from Meredith’s story.

If the current month is December, it should be snowing outside. If it’s not December and you want to play
the Christmas content, visit Dzherkov at the Video Arcade and Ask him about Wishes. Select “I wish it were
Christmas!” Select Yes when he asks you if you’re sure and you will get a “Winter Gem.” While the Winter
Gem is in your inventory, the game will behave as if it were December.

Exit the home to the front yard to see the snowfall in the front yard. MC will give a short soliloquy about
wanting to decorate the house for Christmas.

Head up to the Attic.

Click the Use action on the cylindrical bin underneath the window.
Take the Wreath, Tangled Christmas Lights, and Wrapping Paper from the container.

Enter your Bedroom.

• Summon Nicole using the jeans icon from the HUD.
• Select “Never Mind” from the ensuing dialogue.
• Click on Nicole and use the Tangled Christmas Lights.
• View the ensuing cut scene. [Untangled Christmas Lights Obtained]

Go outside the house. If you don’t have the Ladder already, go to the Backyard, enter the Toolshed and find
the Ladder inside, then come back to the Front Yard.

Click on the front door or any of the windows and use the Christmas Lights. You will get a short cut scene
where MC hangs the Christmas decorations on the house.
Click on the front door or any of the windows and use the Wreath. You will get a short cut scene where MC
hangs the Christmas decorations on the house and Meredith will come outside and view your handiwork.

The next morning, head down to the Living Room and watch the cut scene where Meredith has decorated
the Living Room. She will give you The Perfect Gift quest.
(Optional) If you summon Nicole and ask her advice, she will suggest you to ask Aunt Irene for the best gift
for Meredith.

Head to Aunt Irene’s house. (See the Irene section to get past all the initial barriers from her story)
• Knock on Aunt Irene’s door to talk to her.
• Talk to Aunt Irene and ask her “What should I get Mom for Christmas?” She will give you an
Electronic Back Massager.
• Click the Exit button to leave.

Open the Inventory (cardboard box) and use the Wrapping Paper on the Electronic Back Massager to wrap
it.
Head back to the house and find Meredith in the kitchen in the morning. Give her the Wrapped Christmas
Present.
Watch the ensuing cut scene and unlock the [Good Vibrations] Perk.
With this perk unlocked, if you peek through the keyhole of Meredith’s bedroom you can see her using the
vibrator.
Be warned that this happens only in the Afternoon and that Meredith has a cycle of activities she does in
that time slot; she can alternatively
• be sleeping (you can see her peeking through the keyhole)
• trying lingerie in front of the mirror (crack the door open to see her)
• using the vibrator
So if you find her doing a different activity from the one you are interested in, just try again the following
day.

(If you see her sleeping, leave the closeup and come back).

Miscellaneous Activities
Dirty Talk:
Dirty Talk is a Skill that can be unlocked, essentially giving MC the confidence to say dirty things to his
partners during sex and then getting equally dirty responses back (which is where the value comes from).
Currently, it’s only enabled in a few scenes.

To unlock Level 1:
• Get the TV Remote from the Couch
• Use the TV Remote on the Television to flip through the different channels until you find the Late
Nite Phone Sex Operator commercial (Wet Wendy)
• Go upstairs to your Bedroom and use the telephone to call Wet Wendy (It must be later than
Midday for her to answer).
• Sleep Until Morning
• Call her again (after Midday)

Repeat this process until you get the Dirty Talk I Unlocked banner.

To Unlock Level 2:
• Make sure you have Level 1 Unlocked, first.
• Complete Brooke’s story, at least up until you transfer the five phone numbers found via the War
Dialer.
• Repeatedly click on Unknown Phone Number #5 (Lady Aloria’s Love Den) and keep reading erotic
fiction stories until Dirty Talk II Unlocked banner appears.

Dzerkhov the Fortune Teller

This mysterious fortune-telling machine can be found in the Arcade. During the game, it will help you in
some quests, but also give you more game options:
• “I wish I were BIG!”: this is just for laughs.
• “I wish I knew better comebacks”: this is part of Brooke’s path.
• “I wish to change my name”: so you can customize your game experience
• “I wish to chance my mother’s name”: same as above
• “I wish to change my sister’s name”: same as above
• “I wish it were Halloween”: this wish will grant you the Halloween Gem (see below)
• “I wish it were Christmas”: this wish will grant you the Winter Gem, allowing you to unlock the
Christmas content of the game even if it’s actually another period of the year.
• “I wish I were a Virgin again”: From [0.4] the game will track which Love interest MC lost his
virginity to. This will be noted in the Contacts page. This wish grants MC his virginity back.

Poker:
You can play strip poker on MC’s computer against a beautiful, pixellated girl.
Click the “Use” option on the computer and you will see a list of games. Click on “STRPPOKR”, then use any
of files that appears below to start the game.
You are presented with a choice between two girls, blonde Claudia and brunette Yvonne. At the moment
[0.3.7] only Claudia is implemented.
You must win a series of poker hands to make the lady take off her clothes. To do that, you can select which
card you want to change, then press Draw. You will be informed of how many cards your opponent drew for
each hand. You can also Stay if you are fine with the cards you have or Fold if you think you will lose.
After each choice you will see the girl’s hand; if you won she will take off another piece of clothing,
otherwise she will put back on the last one took off. If she has all her clothes on and you lose, YOU will
undress (if you lose your shirt, pants and undies it’s game over).
If neither player lost all clothes, click Deal to start the next round.
You will get an achievement if you win the poker game.

If you have no familiarity with poker rules, here’s a small recap:

The goal is to have the best combination of cards. If both players have the same combination, the one with
the higher number wins ( in progression 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-J-K-A)
From the weakest to the strongest, the combinations are:

- One pair (e.g. two 10s)

- Two pairs (two couples of cards with same value, e.g two 7s and two 8s)
- Three of a kind (e.g. three queens)
- Straight (five cards in progressive order e.g 8, 9, 10, J, Q – no matter the seed)
- Flush (five cards with the same seed, it doesn’t matter if they are in order)
- Full House (One pair+Three of a kind)
- Four of a kind ( four cards with the same value, e.g. four Ks)
- Straight flush: (five cards in order AND with the same seed)
- Royal Straight Flush: a Straight Flush with cards from 10 to A (10-J-Q-K-A, all of the same seed)

Interact with Jorogr:

• If you check the ASCII drawing of a girl on the computer desk in your room, you can find Jorogr’s
phone number. Call him for some funny dialogues.
• If you go to the Diner, you can see Jorogr discussing with Danael. Interact with them to help them
solve the eternal dilemma of every man and leave constructive criticism about the game.
If you try asking Jorogr to show you some drawing, he won’t believe that you are 18 or older. Use
the Fake Moustache (see below) to convince him and get a look at some extras from his tablet.

Other items:
• If you get a Quarter from the Ace of Swords videogame in the Arcade and use it with the Claw Dad
Game, you will win a small prize. Open it to obtain a pair of Fake Moustache. [As of 0.3.6.2 You can
use them to interact with Jorogr, see above]
• In the Diner’s men restroom, you can find a condom.
• If you search the second from top drawer of your computer desk, you can find a Vase of Lube.
• If you search under the rug in the Livingroom you find a Small Key. You can use it to open the small
cabinet behind the couch to find a Fancy Watch [As of 0.4 it still has no use].
• If you advance enough with Meredith’s arc, you can find the “Exxxtreme Parenting” book in the
kitchen in the Afternoon and reading some very interesting passages.

Halloween Gem [0.3.6.4]:

If you go to the Arcade and ask Dzerkhov if he can grant wishes, you will have the option “I wish it were
Halloween…” If you choose that, you will receive an Halloween Gem similar to the Winter Gem. At the
moment it is not fully implemented and it doesn’t interact correctly with the Winter Gem/Holiday season of
the year (this will be fixed in a future update).
Magic Wand:
When you look for an item in your inventory, you might notice a small star on the lower left edge. Click on it
to obtain the Magic Wand, an item that allows you to unlock many features (WARNING: the Wand is mainly
intended as a Debug tool, if misused it can lock your game. Use it at your own risk.)

The Mysterious Stranger [0.3.6.4]:

If you are in the Sloppy Seconds Diner in the Evening or Night, you can see a mysterious man sitting and
writing on his notebook. Talk to him to get some very obscure and little known informations about the
game that may help you discover all its hidden secrets…

New Art in the Bathroom [0.3.6.4]:

Now if you examine the painting in the Bathroom you will see it has been upgraded, with a full image of a
sexy siren. You can interact with it for more comments from MC.