Businessman
Businessman
Businessman
"Hey! I need a first-class ticket to New York, now. I don’t have all day, so
move it!"
Receptionist:
"Good morning, sir. I can help you with that. Can I get some details
about your flight? Are you looking for a one-way or round-trip ticket?"
Businessman:
(impaciente) *
"Are you serious? I said first-class to New York, and I said now. Why are
you wasting time with questions? Just book the damn ticket!"
Receptionist:
"I understand, sir, but I need the details to complete the booking. Is it a
one-way or round trip, and when would you like to return?"
Businessman:
"One-way! I’ll figure out the return later. God, how hard can it be to book
a simple flight? If I ran this place, it wouldn’t be such a disaster."
Receptionist:
(busca en la computadora) *
"It seems like the next flight is in two hours, and I do have a first-class
seat available."
Businessman:
"Two hours? What kind of third-rate airport are you running here? I need
to be on that flight immediately, not in two hours. How hard is it to get
this right?!"
(golpea la mesa) *
"Figure it out!"
Receptionist:
(manteniendo la calma) *
"Sir, I understand you're in a rush, but I can only offer what's available.
The system shows—"
Businessman:
"I don't give a damn about your system! I said now! Move me up or find
a way. That’s your job, isn’t it? Or are you too incompetent for that?"
Receptionist:
"Sir, I’ll kindly ask you to remain calm and respectful, or I won’t be able
to assist you further."
Businessman:
"Don’t tell me to calm down, you little—! Do you know who I am? I could
buy and sell this place with my spare change! Do you really want to lose
your job today?"
Receptionist:
Businessman:
(grita) *
"Call them! Call whoever you want! This is a joke! I don’t need to take
orders from some nobody behind a desk."
Receptionist:
Businessman:
Security Officer:
Businessman:
"Disturbance? Is that what you call asking someone to do their job? This
whole place is a joke! I’ll have all of you fired by tonight!"
Security Officer:
"Sir, you need to lower your voice and step aside now, or we’ll have to
remove you from the premises."
Businessman:
"Remove me? You? Do you even know who you’re talking to? I could buy
your job right now! I’m not going anywhere until I get what I want."
"Try me."
Security Officer:
(manteniéndose firme) *
"Sir, this is your last warning. Either you step away voluntarily, or I will
physically remove you. You’re disrupting airport operations, and this
won’t be tolerated."
Businessman:
"Disrupting? No, I’m the one being disrupted by you idiots. You’re all
going to regret this."
Security Officer:
"That’s it."
Businessman:
"Get your hands off me! I’ll sue this whole place! I’ll own it by the time
I’m done with you!"
Security Officer:
"You brought this on yourself, sir. Now you’re being escorted out. You
should have just followed instructions."
Businessman:
"This is outrageous! You’re all finished! I’ll make sure you’re out of a job
by tomorrow!"
(el oficial lo lleva fuera del aeropuerto mientras sigue gritando insultos) *
Receptionist: