Choose your character,

each has a trait. L A

L T D
I

AMS
VA

B
W
JO
S
Dog Cat
(brave) (clever)

Raccoon Pigeon
(sneaky) (stubborn)

A. Entrance. Scattered desks, unplugged

Pig Frog computers, rotten snacks, d6 CorpoGhosts (1)
(hungry) (weird)
B. Meeting Rooms. Ornately furnished
BORN TO DIE
offices separated by frosted glass. Each room WORLD IS A FUCK
contains: 1/6 something tasty, 1/6 keycard to this planet has a brain and it’s full of hate
(C), 2/6 Feral Snake (1)
Squirrel Rabbit
Kill Em All 1989
C. Server Room. Loud hum of defunct tech. topple the towers of the powers that be
(quick) (alert)
Lights flicker. Accessible by keycard only. I am trash man
I rifle through their wastes to forge my weapons
D. Penthouse. Office hosts 2 CEO skeletons
Hits: Each player has five HITS.
picked clean by pair of Corpo Mascots (3). 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
When you fail to attack an enemy we won’t sleep til their souls are all vanquished
(more later), take a hit. If you take
X. Basement. 3 slapstick Rats feed on whats
five hits, you’re trash. You can still
T T R P G
left of office trash. Willing to give you building
do stuff but only roll a max of 1d6
rundown in exchange for favor/snacks.
when taking action. Hits refresh
when you rest.
Y. Trash Chute. Empties to alley dumpster. GOOD LUCK
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Only goes down. Port on every floor.
 Trash: Each player has five Doing Stuff: Enemies: rated 1-3. This is the number
TRASH pips representing garbage Roll 1d6 to attempt an action that has a of hits they can survive as well as the
you acquire and collect from the chance of interesting failure. number of dice they roll against yours.
overflowing landfills of the world’s +1d6 if action involves your trait
waste. When you use TRASH to +1d6 if another player character helps To hit, your highest value must be equal
succeed on an otherwise failing +1d6 if your action might expel Dead to or higher than theirs.
roll, mark an unused pip and say Cops When you land a hit, reduce their rating
what the thing is. You can use the by 1. A zero-rated enemy is vanquished.
same item multiple times but can’t Then check your highest single result:
create more items than you have 1-2: you fucked up, the world has other You can always use Trash to mitigate
pips. Trash resets on rest, erase all plans. GM or you introduce a big new attacks, regardless of how bad your roll
marked pips and forget all the items problem. is. If you still can’t manage to get higher
you were carrying before. 3-4: something isn’t quite right but than your enemy, you take a hit instead.
you can still fix it. Use TRASH to get
the result up to 5-6. If you can’t, your
action flops and trouble stirs up.
R T R 5-6: you succeed vibrantly, describe
A ND O M
AS H your momentary victory Imp (1) Half-Cop (1) Slimeball (1)
subterrestrial fleshy mutant sticky icky
2d6 annoyance bastard
1-2 3-4 5-6 Vanquishing Dead Cops:
Regardless of result, put all your dice in
2 Portal Gun Occult Tome Fireworks
sequence to make a 1-4 digit number. The
3 Oracle Board Computer Parts Walkie Talkies
lowest value is the number of zeroes
to add to the end of this number. The Drone (1) Storm Traitor (2)
4 City Map Oz of Weed Length of Chain resulting 2-10 digit number is how many flying bot Vermin (2) animal
ghosts of Dead Cops your action expels. ethereal betrayer
5 Lighter & Cigs Plastic Bag Boombox Keep track of these vanquishes, your job weatherform
isn’t done until all 410billion are gone.
6 Glass Bottles Monster Energy Little Bugs
Ex: I want to open a bank vault with brute force, so
7 Bubblegum Pack Rotten Food Rusty Knife my stubborn Pigeon rolls:
1d6 to attempt, +1d6 for stubborn, and +1d6 Survivalist (2) Green Trash
8 Spray Can Lead Pipe Disposable Camera
because the cop spirits are holding the bank post-human Cultist (2) Demon (3)
vault closed spiritually. wretch worship garbage made
9 Chicken Bones Halloween Mask Truck Tire decaying earth sentient
I get a 3, 2, and 2. I use two TRASH, a bungee
10 RC Car Batteries Skateboard cord and a crowbar, to use my body and create
enough pressure to pry the door open, using that
11 Zombie Rat Human Rib Cage Leash & Collar Trash to get my highest result of 3 up to a 5 for
success.
12 The Dark Crown Injectable Antidote Ghost I then combine dice to make 322, my lowest result of
Bounty Rat King (3) Earth Angel (3)
2 adds two zeros, so the sonic blast of the vault
Hunter (3) commands speaks for planet
resourceful legions fuck
door opening vanquishes 32,200 Dead Cops. fucker