OBJECT SPOILER PART 1

THE PEAKENING

Scene 1

The opening shot features a landscape of a beautiful mountain, with a flowing stream along the
bottom of it mixed with trees. We see more shots of some pleasant plains, with butterflies and
birds flying around. We then cut to the sound of a train rumbling, as a few objects are resting
inside of the train. One is illuminated by the light of her cell phone, as she rests it on a table.

SOAP DISPENSER
Emotive, very positive.
And we are live! So, I’m on the way to this national park or whatever. Got an invitation in the
mail a few weeks ago. Figured I’d give it a shot, allows me to sightsee. You know how amazing
the photoshoots at Peak Park are? Suede Bucket Bag posted a picture of his HAND in front of
the lake and got nearly eight MILLION LIKES. I’d die for those numbers!

Creaking could be heard as a figure poked its head up from above the seat, revealing Starfruit,
Starfruit rubbed her eyes, which were baggy as she just woke up.

STARFRUIT
Groggy, maybe slightly sleepy. In the second sentence, she think she’s sounding rude so her
voice pitches up.
I’m so sorry, umm could you quiet down a little? I mean, you don’t have to quit talking! Just,
maybe softer?

Starfruit gave a soft thumbs up, before Soap Dispenser rolled her eyes and sighed. Starfruit
would slip back out of frame.

SOAP DISPENSER
 Dismissive, then back to her positive viewpoint
Okay, whatevs. Anyways, you all can expect constant updates and photo shoots from me! We’re
about to head under a tunnel so, I’m gonna get some sleep in before I arrive. Love you guys!

Soap Dispenser ended her live, before leaning back in her seat, as we cut to a different part of
the train. Boise-Einstein Condensatey is lighting up her part of the train, as we see Cartridge
with his laptop and a giant whiteboard, with a lot of gibberish written on it. Here, he is sitting in
front of Roseli Berry and Fruit Bowl.

CARTRIDGE
A mixture of a presentation and a story being told, think your professor telling a story that
combines into your lecture.
Aliens are everywhere in our object-made world! You think you’re alone at night, but you’re not!
You’re constantly being watched by extraterrestrial kind. Every breeze you feel is them telling
you they are there, taunting you, urging you on!

ROSELI BERRY
Confusion, slight dismissiveness but not in a rude way.
I think that’s just the wind.

FRUIT BOWL
Childlike Wonder
Woah, aliens are saying hi to me?! Can I say hi to them!

CARTRIDGE
Heavy emphasis on dangerous, moves away from a presentational voice to a more hysterical
one
No, because they are dangerous. They are tracking your moves so they can conquer you and
steal your brains to turn into artificial intelligence. The government won’t tell you that however

BECKY
Clearly dismissive, with some sass
Aliens aren’t real, you know. That’s not even my field of study and I know that.

CARTRIDGE
Argumentative, confrontational
Have you had an experience with alienkind? If you haven’t you have no room to talk.

BECKY
More dismissiveness
Ad hominem. Aliens aren’t real. It’s just crappy video editing and circumstances

ROSELI BERRY
 Peacemaking, trying to break up the argument.
Hey, hey. Let’s cool down before things become tense. I’m sure our friend over here has put
time and effort into his theories.

BECKY
Confrontational, almost acting superior
Really. Tell me, have you written any papers on it? Gone to experts, done any sort of
interviews?

CARTRIDGE
Ignoring the point Becky’s making, trying to veer them to listen to them.
Pssh, nobody ever knows what they are talking about. They steal your brains, aren’t you
listening?

BECKY
Argumentative, feel free to keep saying stuff after as to make the sound designing easier.
That’s actually impossible, as-

Their voices started to drown out as we zoom out of the train.

Scene 2

We go towards a giant field, with wild grass growing and beautiful flowers all around. Here, we
catch Baozi, walking through the grass, a piece of paper in her hands. She’s looking around,
when she doesn’t notice herself bumping into Hoodie. Both of them fall to the ground as Baozi
gets up, wiping herself off before pulling up Hoodie.

BAOZI
Apologetic into wonder
Whoopsies! Sorry about that, this place is just so great!

HOODIE
Annoyance but not taking it out on anybody, just more of a general thing.
Hmph. It’s okay, just watch where you’re going. You got an invitation too?

BAOZI
Positive, questioning but not really.
Mhm! Though, it was very vague. What do you think?

HOODIE
More annoyance, it’s not overbearing. Just kind of an average voice for him.
Clearly, it could’ve been made more notable. I only came because it’s a couple miles away from
my dorm room.

Before Baozi could speak, a gust of wind came by, as KITE fell from the sky. He brushed off
some dirt that he picked up while gliding, before extending a hand. Baozi shook it, as Kite
smirked slightly.

KITE
Cocky, but not in a rude way. Excited as well
You two here as well? I’m hoping it’s some competition, like the one Rice does on YouTube.
Think about it, we’re normal people and we get invited to a mystery location. It adds up.

HOODIE
Average, nothing special
Wouldn’t we get told beforehand?

KITE
Almost combatant to start, but breaks that tone and moves onto a basic voice.
Erk, Fair enough. I’m going to explore, I’ll see y’all later though!

Kite walked off. Baozi and Hoodie shot him a look of slight confusion.

Scene 3

We cut to see some new contestants. COMIC BOOK is busy tucking his pages while walking in
the center of the supposed meeting area.

COMIC BOOK
Slightly skeptical
So, this is where I'm supposed to meet? Seems kind of a weird place for an invitation to direct
to.

COMIC BOOK then notices another object in the distance, more specifically a triangle. He then
walks up to then

COMIC BOOK
Casual questioning
Hey uh..do you know what we’re exactly doing here? I’m guessing you also got an invitation to
this place too.

180 TRIANGLE
Really chill, lacking a care in the world
Haha, I just got sent this direction. Though, the letter wouldn’t open up, so I had to pull out my
friend's sword to cut it up.
 COMIC BOOK
Hesitant Acceptance
Okay … doesn’t answer my question.

180 TRIANGLE
Same as before
Well, I say to just wait around and enjoy the vibes, man.

COMIC BOOK
Awkwardness
Um. Ok? I’ll just. Be over here…

Comic Book would walk over for a few seconds, before bumping into DODGEBALL. He
knocked a few fishing rods and a box of bait and tackle to the floor, as they both groaned in
pain.

COMIC BOOK
Apologetic
Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry about that.

Comic Book helped Dodgeball up to his feet, before extending his hand.

COMIC BOOK
Casual Awkwardness
I’m Comic Book, this is a rough start, I know.

DODGEBALL
No real emotion, just go with it
Eh, it’s fine. I was just on the way to go fish.

COMIC BOOK
Questioning
So you didn’t get an invitation?

DODGEBALL
Just go with the flow honestly
Oh I got one, I just come up here every weekend to fish. You wanna join me while we wait?

COMIC BOOK
Declining but, a positive declining
Oh, no thanks. I don’t have the patience.

Dodgeball shrugged, before picking up his equipment. He would slightly brush past a new
 person, RUBBER BALL, who would turn around in disgust.

RUBBER BALL
Pure annoyance
Are you kidding me?

DODGEBALL
Trying to calm down a situation while trying to move on.
Oh, sorry man. I’ll be more careful next time.

Dodgeball walks off as Rubber Ball spits out in disgust.

RUBBER BALL
Pure teenage angst and rage
I CANNOT believe he just did that. Look at me, minding my own business until-

COMIC BOOK
Trying to calm the situation down, also slightly annoyed/
Dude, he apologized. Don’t make this a bigger deal than it is.

Rubber Ball is about to shout at Comic when a thudding sound can be heard. HOT TUB walked
into frame, an invitation in hand.

HOT TUB
Awkwardness
Uhhhhh, heyyy? You seem to know what you’re doing here, is this the Peak Meadows?

COMIC BOOK
Basic casual
Yeah, but I know about as much as you do.

Rubber Ball would leap inside of Hot Tub suddenly, causing him to stumble around.

HOT TUB
Discomfort
Woah, woah! Personal space please!

RUBBER BALL
Relaxed, almost a mischievous relaxation
But you’re sooooo big and large and full of warm water! I could spend hours up here!

HOT TUB
Discomfort
I’d prefer if you didn’t.
 Scene 4

We then follow the camera down a path, as we see a roll of bread sitting on a bench. Simple
serene air fills the environment as he stares out into the tree line, seeing birds fly by a what
seems to be a pack of deer. ROLL smiles at the site, with eyebags under his eyes. However, he
soon finds his smile to fade as a giant BUTTERFLY HAIRCLIP picks him up.

HAIRCLIP
Excited, probably too hyper for her own good.
Oh my monarch hi! I’m Hairclip and this is my sister butterfly! What are you doing sulking
around, Mr. Sulky Face?

ROLL
Stunned, confused
Woah, hey. Please put me down.

HAIRCLIP
Playful Sadness
But you’re sooooooooooo squishy, why should I?

ROLL
Anger
Because I said so! Put me down!

Butterfly begins to trill as Hairclip walks off with Roll in her hands, who is struggling to escape
her grasps. In the distance, we can hear sounds of chugging.

Scene 5 - UPDATED

Train is driving towards and open field area, with tracks leading to a small train stop at the Park
they are at. However, to the side of the train is NAIL CLIPPERS, who is running alongside the
Train as it starts to come to a stop. She clearly can’t outrun the train as sweat drips down her
face, as she starts to slow down as the train comes to a complete stop. She runs ahead of the
train, before placing her hands on her knees and breathing heavily

NAIL CLIPPERS
Tired, yet cocky
Haha- it looks like, we’ve tied (out of breath)

Nail Clippers falls to the floor out of exhaustion, causing the face of the Train to shoot her a look
of confusion.
 TRAIN
Confusion and Concern
How long were you trailing me?

NAIL CLIPPERS
Pride and Exhaustion
(muffled) 15 miles!

Train rolled his eyes, as he opens the side door. First out would be Power Plant, stretching as
she let her solar panel petals absorb light.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Just as expected, the lighting here is great! Nothing like a nice, relaxing trip, aren’t I right?

Power Plant turned to face Starfruit, who was awkwardly getting off the train with a confused
look.

STARFRUIT - NEW LINE

Are, uhh, you talking to me? I mean, yeah, sunlight helps me stay healthy.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

That makes two of us, though you could work on having a little more confidence, makes you
more approachable.

STARFRUIT - NEW LINE

O-Oh, I’m sorry. I’m just, just not used to being around people.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Excuses, excuses. How about you go enjoy your vacation, I have work to do!

Power Plant would walk off, leaving Starfruit very confused and a little sad, walking away as
Becky would fly out, shutting her eyes in annoyance as Cartridge continues to yap.

CARTRIDGE
General Blabbering, followed by confidence
So, that’s exactly why the Springfield Unidentified Flying Object Case of 1972 was covered up
by the government. They were scared of what would happen if alien technology got into the
hands of someone genius like me.

BECKY
Dismissal, annoyance
I hope you realize that you’ve done nothing but spam me with tabloids and clearly documents of
psychotic episodes.
 ROSELI BERRY
Passive, trying to stop an argument/fight.
Hey, no need to get hostile. Like I said, he put the time into these theories, is it really nice of you
to dismiss them like that?

BECKY
Sassiness
I can dismiss fraudulent information as I please. Come talk to me about your “theories” when
you’ve written a proper academic paper.

Becky flew off as Cartridge scoffed.

CARTRIDGE
Smugness
Now, to explore the hidden military bases that all national parks have!

Cartridge would begin to walk off, but he felt a paper being snatched from his hands, which Fruit
Bowl had.

FRUIT BOWL
Excited!
Oooooh, pretty colors! I’m keeping this!

Before Cartridge could respond, Fruit Bowl would have ran off. A little annoyed, he leaned on
the side of Train.

CARTRIDGE
Questioning with an ounce of confidence
What about you big guy, wanna go take down a government with me?

TRAIN
Blunt
No.

Train didn’t move though, because that’s an insane amount of force.

Scene 6

Instead, we see Chocolate Raincloud flying in from overhead, right out of a portal, noticeably
smaller than the other clouds, with two very large briefcases coated in glitter and sparkles. It has
a giant IT/SHE pin on a briefcase, as it flies over and lands on a spot in the grass.

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
Absolutely joy and glee, don’t pronounce the 7~7 that’s the emoticon Its face will make
 And perfect 7~7! This is going to be the bestest vacationation ever!!! :DDDD

Chocolate Raincloud would open up the briefcase and some GIANT ASS CLOUDS came flying
out. They flew up into the sky, conflicting with the worlds clouds, being almost cotton candy like
in terms of texture and appearance.

It would be eyed at weirdly by Chef Hat, who had just dusted himself off and approached the
raincloud.

CHEF HAT
Questioning with some excitment
Excuse-a moi! You appear to be a delectably sweet character, what do you happen to rain out!?

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
More absolute joy and glee!
Oooooh, chocolate!! It makes everyone super duper uber goober happy!!!!! :>

We then comically pan over to Blue Screen Of Death, who is sitting on the ground, on a crappy
blanket with a large frown on their face. Chocolate Raincloud notices this and FLIES over, with
the dopiest smile on her face

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
She says this very fast, without taking any breaths. Very gleeful as well
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I’m Chocolate Raincloud and you look sad, why are you sad :< ?! You should
be super happy and joyful like me! Hey, I can make faces too :D! (She says this really really
really fast.)

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

Deadpan, sad
But happiness is nothing but a formality, it doesn’t do anything for the world.

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
Playful stubbornness, moves to more glee.
Yes it does >:(. Happiness makes you feel warm and cuddly like you’re high fiving a unicorn!!
Ooh, do you wanna go high-five a unicorn with me?! C:

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

Deadpan
Unicorns are figments of our imagination.

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
Happiness
Whatever you say grumpy pants, I’ll get you a picture of a unicorn one day!
 Choco RC flies off.

Scene 7 - UPDATED

We cut back to Soap Dispenser, who is taking selfies. In one of the selfies, she sees a GLOE
STICK, staring into space. She turned around disgusted.

SOAP DISPENSER - NEW LINE

Disgust, probably overreacting
EWWW! Don’t stare at me creep, with your neonyness!

GLOE STICK - NEW LINE

I am not acknowledging your existence, I am simply analyzing the dirt for Gloe spreading
purposes!

SOAP DISPENSER
Disgust, uncomfortability, very much overreacting
Go look at it elsewhere, not near me.

Gloe Stick would Moonwalk away as 180 Triangle comes into frame.

180 TRIANGLE - NEW LINE

Chill
Don’t be so harsh to the thing!

SOAP DISPENSER
Pronounce Celebrity how it’s said, act entitled/
And who are you to tell me what to do. I was invited here because I am a ce le bri ty!

180 TRIANGLE
Chill, probably not even fully comprehending what’s going on.
No way, you got an invitation too? That’s awesome, though I burnt mine.

SOAP DISPENSER
Confusion, before turning to excitement
Why-, you know what, I’m not going to question it. Can you take good pictures?

180 TRIANGLE
Chill
Uhhhhhh, I can click the button, haha!

SOAP DISPENSER
Heavily emphasis on marvelous
 Perfect (hands them her phone), just snap some photos of me looking marvelous!

Soap Dispenser begins to post as 180T begins to take pictures.

Scene 8

We cut to Kite stretching his legs near a sign that reads “PEAK MOUNTAIN: Stay safe when
hiking!” He would continue to stretch until we see a small seed, with a backpack on, approach
Kite. She stared at the invitation in his hand, before giving a look of analysis.

SEED
Inquisitive, trying to find answers
Eery invitation inviting you to a random national park as well? I will say, it’s quite odd.

KITE
Kind of braggy, not in a jerkish way. Annoyance on the final sentence.
Oh, yeah. Just showed up one day while I was out training with my boys. I wouldn’t have come
if it wasn’t for me getting concussed. Apparently I can’t “play with my head not intact.”

SEED
Chipper, eager.
Tell me about it. Doctors advised me not to hike while injured, I got a small crack in my back.
But, who cares what those schmucks say, I’ll explore until the day I die!

Scene 9

The two would be resting, until the sounds of a bike began to be heard. Before they could react,
a BIKE rammed right into Seed, as CUPCAKEY flew off of it slightly, as they both landed on the
floor. Seed got up and got into the face of Cupcakey, who also got up in her face.

SEED
Anger
What the hell was that? You blind or something, watch where you’re going!

CUPCAKEY
Dismissal, ignoring all the blame
So what if I'm blind? That was pretty funny anyways.

KITE
Mediator
Guys! (Gets in the middle of them) This is just a misunderstanding. Apologize and get it over
with.
 SEED
Anger
I’ll apologize to that barbarian if he apologizes to me!

CUPCAKEY
Probably some offense, anger
As if, I’m in the right here!

They continue to squabble as we zoom into POT + CAKE who was just standing around, doing
absolutely nothing. Then, Gloe Stick would pop up beside him, with a giant ass grin.

GLOE STICK
Just go with the flow
Ooooooooooh, can I consume you?

POT + CAKE
No emotion, just blunt.
No.

Gloe Stick FROWNS, before pestering again.

GLOE STICK
Whining
But why not! I’ve never seen a cake in a pot!

POT + CAKE
No emotion, just blunt
Because.

Gloe Stick would pop back out of existence, frowning.

Scene 10

We cut to see Cupcakey and Seed still arguing, with a larger crowd (Roseli Berry, Nail Clippers,
BSOD, Kite, Comic Book, and Chef Hat) now watching them.

SEED
Offended, very angry
What did you say about my mother?! She was a wonderful lady!

CUPCAKEY
Smug insult
Looks like you didn’t get the memo.
 Seed would ball her fist up and went to slug at Cupcakey, only for her fist to be grabbed, as a
figure swooped in! The crowd would look confused as the ONE AND ONLY SUPER NAIL
appeared in the middle of the chaos.

SUPER NAIL
Heroic confidence, traditional hero shout/
Fear not civilians, for I am here to save the day!

Comic Book and Nail Clippers would be beside each other, with Comic looking confused while
Nail Clippers had her eyes wide open.

COMIC BOOK
Questioning
What’s his deal?

NAIL CLIPPERS
Complete fangirl
Oh my Khlip!! IT’S SUPER NAIL!

She rushed forward past the crowd, grabbing Super Nail’s hand and viciously shaking it.

NAIL CLIPPERS
Super excited, does not stop and basically not taking any breahts/
I’M SUCH A BIG FAN I HAVE ALL YOUR COMICS AND FIGURES AND MERCHANDISE I
WATCH YOUR FIGHTS OVER AND OVER OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
I’M GONNA PUKEEEE!

ROSELI BERRY
Motherly
Take some deep breaths, okay?

NAIL CLIPPERS
Excitement, reminiscing, to uber excitement
You don’t understand! I used to sleep as a little girl, dreaming that I would one day meet my
hero! And he’s here HE’S HERE HE’S HERE!

SUPER NAIL
Proud, like his ego just got boosted, before going to a bold confidence
I am honored to be of service! Did any of you happen to send me the invitation to this place?

COMIC BOOK
Basic, normal response
No, we all got one. We’re waiting for whoever sent it to show up.
 ??? (WATER BOTTLE)
Annoyance, frustrated
Which better be soon

In walked WATER BOTTLE, who looked generally frustrated. He walked forward with his
envelope. Now, the entire group of 28 were gathered in a central meadow.

Scene 11

WATER BOTTLE
Questioning
None of y’all know why you’re here, correct?

CHEF HAT/TRAIN/FRUIT BOWL

Assortment of thoughts
Not particularly./ I wasn’t given a reason./ Mine had pretty colors!

WATER BOTTLE
Annoyance, but trying to hold it back
I guess I’m in your boat. Frankly, it was out of my way taking a plane here. But hey, I can do an
issue on this park.

Roll bursted out of Hairclip’s arms, before hopping towards the center.

ROLL
General response
Obviously, the person who invited us did it for a reason. Why waste time inviting this amount of
strangers? It’s so specific, it doesn’t make sense.

SOAP DISPENSER
Slight attitude
You came though. Why question it if you’re already here?

ROLL
Some annoyance at Soapy, before continuing his statement
I’m just saying. I had PTO days so, I figured it didn’t hurt at the very least. But, there are no
answers. Nobody is here to tell us what’s going on.

??? (PULSAR)
Introduction
Ummmm, there is.
The entire cast turns around as we get a cinematic scene of the 28 objects were all transformed
into shadows. A beautiful display of stars would be shown as in the light, came PULSAR. The
cast would look confused, except for Water Bottle who grabbed a small pebble and threw it at
her.

WATER BOTTLE
Anger, bitterness
What the hell is your issue!? I told you I never wanted to talk to you again!

PULSAR
Says ‘Water Bottle’ with scorn, before pushing forward
I wasn’t expecting you to be here, Water Bottle. I specifically put your address as a “Do Not
Address” one. Whatever, you’re here now, no turning back.

WATER BOTTLE
Anger, dismissiveness
Nope, whatever mentally deranged thing you got planned for me, I’m not doing.

PULSAR
Trying to calm him down
Just, hear me out Water Bottle. This once, okay?

Rubber Ball would see this and nudged Hot Tub.

RUBBER BALL
Childish remark
Oooooh, drama.

Scene 12

Pulsar would fly up over the cast.

PULSAR
Formally apologetic at the start, formal casual afterwards.
Hi, sorry for inconveniencing you. Let me just, we’re waiting for two more people. One of them
should be here right about …

Suddenly, a portal opened up. We saw Starfruit, Baozi, Hoodie, and Chef Hat looking confused,
before POPCORN appeared out of the portal. He stared at the group of people, before sighing.

POPCORN
Annoyed, over it
Another one, really?
 STARFRUIT
Confused
Another what?

POPCORN
Annoyance, to some anger
A gameshow. Every single place I end up, it’s a gameshow!

CHEF HAT
Realization, confusion
Wait, we’re on a show-a?

SEED
Annoyance, nearly angry
Oh no, I did not consent to this.

A bunch of clammering (Have your character start blabbering, you have full creative liberties
with this, some blabbering will be used, some won’t.) would start up as Pulsar looked slightly
annoyed, before flying back down.

PULSAR
Trying to calm down a crowd, Though agitated slightly
If you all could quiet down for a few moments, everything will be explained. I just have toooooo
… sorry this takes some effort … do something.

Pulsar would manage to make another portal, before reaching inside of it

Scene 13

… as we follow her in. I don’t know how the inside of the portal looks like, it’d be about 15-20
seconds and up to the animator.

We get to a scene in the WILD WEST, as we see OIL BARREL and COWBOY HAT standing
back to back, each with a gun in their hands.

COWBOY HAT
About to start a duel
10 paces up partner. On a count of three, we shoot.

The two took their paces. However, before they could turn around, Cowboy Hat would be
snatched out of thin air, causing a Tumbleweed in the background to scream in horror.
 Cowboy Hat would be brought to the present, where everyone stared confusingly. Cartridge
would notably start writing down notes viciously, the sound of pen on paper being loud.

Scene 14

COWBOY HAT
Confusion, devolves into outrage
What in Sam Hill? What is this? I demand an answer!

PULSAR
Trying to break the news with a fun voice, then turns serious and formal.
Welcome to … 2024. Yeah, sorry about taking you from your time period, it’s important.

COWBOY HAT
Confusion to absurdity. Questioning, slowly getting angry.
Two thousand twenty- I don’t appreciate your jokes, miss. Where’s Oil Barrel? Where’s my
trusty Darla (his gun)?

PULSAR
Trying to be like comforting about this but obviously failing, still formal.
Long gone. I’m sorry, but this is your destiny.

CARTRIDGE
Egotystical, having a theory just been proven
(Cut to Cartridge, who is writing behind Blob With A Hat and Pot + Cake) Intriguing. Time travel,
I knew the government was hiding alien technology!

KITE
Trying to question Pulsar
I’m sorry, you said you took him from a time period?

ROSELI BERRY
Shocked, almost angry but not at the same time
That’s just kidnapping! You can’t just take someone!

PULSAR
Justification
Hey, he opened my letter.

COWBOY HAT
Realization, final line is spoken sadly
Letter … you mean the one that appeared under me when I was at the saloon? Thought that
was my wife for a moment.
 PULSAR
Trying to move on, before going back to formal. She pauses before revealing the game show,
trying to put on a showy voice.
Hate to break it to ya, but you are now here … in the present. So, now that everyone is here, I
can reveal why I brought you all.

You’re all competing in a … gameshow.

Shouts of frustration rang out, before Pulsar spoke up again.

Scene 15 - UPDATED

PULSAR
Damage Control, still formal
It’s a … government-sponsored show. If you take part in it, I can guarantee each one of you ten
thousand dollars.

The group of “contestants, looked around at each other, murmuring playing out.

BAOZI
Playing the Devil’s Advocate almost, very pleased
Ten thousand dollars is a lot of money.

HOODIE
Agreeance
That’s an understatement.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

I mean, it’s not that much in the grand scheme of things.

HOT TUB - NEW LINE

It still could help out a lot of people.

PULSAR
Formal
Yes! Don’t worry, I have sorted everything out with your employers and educators. For all they
know, it’s a government-mandated activity.

STARFRUIT
Questioning
But, why us?
 PULSAR
Formal
That’s … confidential. But, you thirty were narrowed down through a secret process.

This is important for … research purposes. I can guarantee the victor of this competition will get
… let’s say a million dollars.

The clammering soon turned to excited chatter, as the cast began to talk between each other.
Except Popcorn, who stepped forward.

POPCORN
Confrontational
I’m not from your world though, why bring me and the cowboy here?

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD - NEW LINE (BUTTS IN)

And me !!! :3

POPCORN
We don’t have any use for this world’s money.

PULSAR
Formal
That’s also confidential. Rest assured, there is a purpose to this all.

POPCORN
Confrontational to a forced acceptance
Sure there is. My device needs to recharge anyways, so, it’s not like I have anything else to do.
Sighs I’ll play.

COWBOY HAT
Confused,
I’m still confused. Where … why?

PULSAR
Formal, to a kind of unconfident questioning
Relax, it’ll be explained. So umm, is … everyone on board with partaking?

SOAP DISPENSER
Questioning, almost excited
WAIT! I like, have a question. Will we be on television or anything?

PULSAR
Formal
 No, you will not be on television. However, I know what you are like. You can post on social
media about the people, but you can’t post what you’re doing here. Secret stuff, of course. So, is
everyo-

Water Bottle stormed up to Pulsar, his hands on his hips.

WATER BOTTLE
Angry
I’d rather starve to death then have to deal with your bs.

PULSAR
Dismissive, almost argumentative
Leave then, like I care at all. But, you’re throwing away free money.

WATER BOTTLE
Anger and annoyance!
I don’t need your pity, I’m better off without you.

Scene 16

Water Bottle began to storm off, when 180 Triangle floated beside him, putting his hand on his
shoulder.

180 TRIANGLE
Chill, exaggerate some words.
Loosen up man, just go along with the ride. You seem stressed, maybe a break from the world
is what you need.

WATER BOTTLE
Offense, to anger, to a relenting agreeance, to justifying his decision/
Wha- don’t act you know what I need! You, you- UGH fine I’ll compete. No, this is not a sign
things are getting better Pulsar, I still hate your guts.

PULSAR
Annoyed, bit regretful, into Formal
Ditto …

Anyways, now that we’ve got that settled.

Scene 17
 PULSAR (continued)
Formal
I’d like you all to split into three groups of ten, based off of your first impressions with everyone
else.

Also, since I … legally have to say this. You will be recorded for monitoring purposes and for the
sake of research. At any point you choose to back out, you can leave. Since you all decided to
at least participate, you will be granted your 10k for participating in the scenario you leave. But,
this will go a lot better if you stay.

Ummm, I have one more announcement to make. Alongside your invitations, you received a
number. This is a government assigned serial number for recovery purposes. You have a very
limited amount of times you can be recovered … but in the scenario of a tragic accident, we
have a 3-D Printer that will recover any of you in the chance of death. Now, that’s not to say you
are going to die, I’d like to avoid that as much as possible. But, if something does happen, rest
assured you will be back.

Legal matters out of the way, you guys can … get started. Just, I’ll know when you all are done.

We turn to see everyone staring at each other, relatively unsure. The groups of people began to
split off.

Scene 18

We first see Baozi trailing behind Hoodie, causing Hoodie to turn around in confusion.

BAOZI
Gleeful
Okay so, you wanna team up?!

HOODIE
Bored Acceptance
Hmmfm, sure. There’s no one else I know.

BAOZI
Optimistic
Well, we’ll find some people.

We then pan over to see Nail Clippers fawning over Super Nail, who is casually flexing.

SUPER NAIL
Cocky and Confident
So, I heroically came down and saved the day. It was no biggie, just doing the thing I do best!
 NAIL CLIPPERS
Fangirly, starstruck
I totally agree, you are the best! Can I be on a team with you?

SUPER NAIL
Chuckles a bit because his ego got boosted
Why sure my beloved fan. And, who is that I see frowning!

Super Nail floated over to BSOD, who was sitting down depressed.

SUPER NAIL
Confident
Don’t frown, for your favorite hero is here!

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

Monotone
Why bother anyway, this place is coated with boredom.

SUPER NAIL
Confident
Nonsense! Join our team and we’ll help you find your purpose. Who knows, you could maybe
be my sidekick!

Super Nail smiled as Nail Clippers had a scowl on her face, as BSOD reluctantly stands up.

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

Monotoned Acceptance
Whatever, I can’t leave anyways.

SUPER NAIL
Happy and Cocky
Absolutely great!

Super Nail floated off, as Nail Clippers would get in BSOD’s face.

NAIL CLIPPERS
Menacing, Threatening
Don’t try to steal my spotlight, that’s MY sidekick position.

Scene 19

We then cut to see Cowboy Hat, sitting confused on a rock, with Comic Book approaching him.

COMIC BOOK
 Trying to be approachable and friendly
Ummm, hey there.

COWBOY HAT
Acknowledgement, but somber
Partner.

COMIC BOOK
Same as before
I’m … not certain on your predicament but, hey. I’m sure it’ll all sort out.

COWBOY HAT
Questioning
Maybe … you seem to be a strange fellow yourself. You some kind of photograph?

COMIC BOOK
Friendly
I’m a comic book … I don’t know if you know what those are. But, consider me a friend, I’ll help
you out to the best of my ability.

COWBOY HAT
Somber, reminiscent
I’m touched … but I don’t do friends. It’s a lonely world for people like me.

COMIC BOOK
Trying to bring up the mood
Well, maybe it doesn’t have to be that way. Come on, I’ll go with you to talk to some people.

Cowboy had a very slight smile, before it went to a frown as Cartridge rushed over, with a giant
ass backpack full of stuff.

CARTRIDGE
Invasion of privacy, no care to CBH’s personal space
Can you explain where you came from? I need it for my blog.

COWBOY HAT
Confused
Your what now?

CARTRIDGE
Questioning, still not respecting privacy
How did it feel, traveling through time? Is it true Abraham Lincoln was an alien sent to infiltrate
the world? I knew the Illuminati were a real thing!
 COWBOY HAT
Absurdity
Well, I reckon I ain’t catch a word of what ya just hollered.

COMIC BOOK
Trying to make CBH feel comfortable.
Calm down man, he’s confused. Don’t bombard him with questions, try to get to know the guy
like a normal object.

CARTRIDGE
A little smug, before being confident
He’s not normal though! But, those questions will be answered eventually. I’m sticking with you
both for now.

Comic Book frowned a little.

Scene 20

We cut to Roseli Berry approaching Fruit Bowl, who is DEEPLY analyzing the photo, there’s
almost a serious look on his face.

ROSELI BERRY
Approachable, motherly
Uhhh, hey buddy.

Fruit Bowl hopped up slightly, turning around with a DOPEY ass smile on his face.

FRUIT BOWL
Gleeful, full of childhood wonder!
Hiya! Did you look at the pretty colors on this drawing? I love how the grass is purple!

The grass is clearly green, as Roseli Berry smiles.

ROSELI BERRY
Approachable
Yeah, it is purple. Say, why don’t you stick by me, I’ll find us a team, okay buddy?

FRUIT BOWL
Happy
Okie dokie artichokie!
 Scene 21 - UPDATED

We then cut to Train, who’s kind of sitting there. He seems to be out of it, until someone knocks
on his side.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

You’re strong and useful, aren’t you. I mean, no limbs is a definite issue but I can’t be too picky
with a limited amount of allies. Plus, you know what they say, us Mechanical Minds have to stick
together. Natural intelligence and all.

TRAIN - NEW LINE

First of all, wow, you’re rude. Second, not like I’m too useful for anything, I’m just a means of
transport.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Then why did you come here? Shouldn’t you be like, transporting people in subways?

TRAIN - NEW LINE

I’m decommissioned for a bit, I take up too much energy to charge. Plus, better than being stuck
in a noisy city all day.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Fair enough, I suppose. So, what do you say, wanna team up?

TRAIN - NEW LINE

Well, not like anyone else is approaching me, sure, why not.

Power Plant smirks and leans on Train, as we see Chocolate Raincloud looking around.
Butterfly Hairclip notices this and scoops up Roll, who was hopping over to Roseli Berry and
Fruit Bowl

HAIRCLIP
Happy!
Come on log! Let’s go get some teammates!

ROLL
Actually tired of her BS
What, huh, hey! Put me down, put me down!

Hairclip walked up to Chocolate Raincloud, who waved at the pair.

BUTTERFLY
Briiiiiiil, squiiiiiiiil wkooooo. (You seem fun, want to team up, maybe?)
 CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
Happiest being alive
Oh, yeah! I’d love to be on your team!

BUTTERFLY
Tweeeee!! Wkoooorl, briiil squal! (Alright! This is my sister Hairclip!)

HAIRCLIP
Teases Butterfly in the second line, before thinking to the side.
Yeah, and that’s Butterfly! See, I told you I was taking lessons. Though, there aren’t any good
tutors around.

Butterfly would playfully hit Hairclip, as Roll sits annoyed.

Scene 22

Boazi and Hoodie would be walking, when Hoodie noticed Super Nail. He sent a sideways
glance, before nudging Baozi.

HOODIE
Making note of something, just a general voice
If we’re doing teams, wouldn’t bringing in a hero be a good thing?

BAOZI
Begins to ramble about the antics thing, before getting excited/
Maybe! Now I’m thinking about all the antics that can insue, all the carnage! Let’s get there
before anyone else can stop us!

Baozi dragged Hoodie along as they stopped in front of Super Nail’s group who were about to
approach Popcorn, before he walked off.

BAOZI
Excited, with a mischievous undertone
Have you ever used your powers to dump jello powder inside of an olympic pool?

SUPER NAIL
Basic Voice
Not yet, but that reminds me of the time I-

BAOZI
Mischievous
 Do you want to go dump jello powder inside of an olympic pool?

SUPER NAIL
Basic Voice
Why not, why have these powers if I can’t have a little fun?

BAOZI
Basic Voice
Perfect, hope you don’t mind me dragging along Hoodie here.

SUPER NAIL
Egotystical but not outright egotystical
No problem, my adoring fans matter more than anything else!

Nail Clippers shoots an annoyed look at them.

Scene 23

We see Popcorn sitting around. He’s staring at everyone else, seemingly judging them.
However, he’s somewhat startled when Kite appears.

KITE
Opening
Sup bro. You wanna work together?

Popcorn looks Kite up and down for a minute, leaving Kite to look a little confused, before
Popcorn speaks again.

POPCORN
Unmotivated, before going questioning
Why not. Though, do you see anyone that would be beneficial to our team?

KITE
Basic voice
Hmmmm (staring across the field of objects, before planting his eyes on Seed.) What about
her? She’s feisty, I saw her while hiking.

Popcorn hopped up and began to walk over to Seed.

POPCORN
Dulled, uninterested
That works. (arrives at Seed) Would you like to team up?

SEED
 Eager, turns to a questioning tone in the second sentence.
Oh, that would be wonderful. I must ask, how are you able to communicate with us? Aren’t you
from another dimension?

POPCORN
Bored, dull
English is a multi-dimensional language, that’s all.

KITE
Excited
Oh, is there soccer is other dimensions?

POPCORN
Blunt
Yes.

KITE
Excited again
What about-

POPCORN
Annoyance
The answer is probably yes, in some way, shape, or form.

KITE
Offended slightly.
At least let me finish, bro.

POPCORN
Annoyed apologetic
Apologies, I’m just too used to the spiral of being questioned. I’ll tell you what you want to know
later, let’s just start making more teams.

SEED
Basic
What about the cakey fellow over there?

The three stare at Pot + Cake, who is standing around with no discernable form of emotion on
his face.

SEED
Basic
Yoohoo (yelling at Pot + Cake)! You wanna team up?
 POT + CAKE
COmpletely Blank
(very faint) Ok.

Scene 24

We then see Soap Dispenser looking at her photos by 180 Triangle, admiring herself pretty
much.

SOAP DISPENSER
Excited, in a world of her own
And the way I hit that pose OHMIGOSH this is a viral post in the making!

180 TRIANGLE
Completely chill, stumble while saying Caterpillar
Why care about being viral though? Don’t you want to just, enjoy life. Like that caterpillar,
mannnnnn.

SOAP DISPENSER
Sassy
This practically is my life, so I am enjoying it.

180 TRIANGLE
Acceptance without any sort of negative tone
Suit yourself (notices Water Bottle) Come over here man.

WATER BOTTLE
Frustration
Sigh What is it?

180 TRIANGLE
Basic
You should join our team. I was thinking of moving with that group (Super Nail’s group) because
they’re so big.

WATER BOTTLE
Disinterested
Meh, sure, couldn’t hurt.

Soap Dispenser lead the two to Super Nail’s group, where she decided to snap a quick selfie
with Super Nail.
 SOAP DISPENSER
Slightly smug, she says tremendously sing-songily
Featuring a super hero will like, help me out tremendously. Say, can we join your team?

SUPER NAIL
Smug, cocky
Well, I do appreciate my handsome face being immortalized, so why not.

Starfruit would notice this and walked up to the group, causing Soap Dispenser to storm up to
her.

STARFRUIT
Completely timid
Umm, hey guys? Umm, uhh, i was wondering umm, if i could … umm joinyourteam?

Super Nail would go to respond when Soap Dispenser hushed him.

SOAP DISPENSER
Completely full of herself and demoralizing
No. Clearly, you don’t appreciate us enough to talk confidently. So, shoo, go along now.

STARFRUIT
Defeated
Ohh … okay.

Starfruit sulked off as Soap Dispenser’s team looked a bit concerned, besides Super Nail, who
clapped for Soap Dispenser

SUPER NAIL
Without a care in the world, like that never happened
Great initiative, now we only need two more members!

Scene 25

Speaking of two, we see Roseli Berry and Fruit Bowl walk up to Dodgeball, who is currently
organizing his tackle bucket.

ROSELI BERRY
Welcoming
Hi there! Would you maybe like to team up? If not, that okay too!

DODGEBALL
 Basic
Hmm, alright. As long as I get to fish in my free time, I don’t mind.

FRUIT BOWL
Gleeful
I love fishies! I draw this super cool shark once, it was so silly.

ROSELI BERRY
Basic
That’s nice. Hey, I see some people we can merge with!

Roseli Berry’s group walked over to Popcorn’s crew

ROSELI BERRY
Welcoming
Oh … umm hey guys. We were wondering if we could join your group!

KITE
Basic
I don’t see a reason why not. Say, red ball-

DODGEBALL
Correcting in a neutral tone
I’m Dodgeball.

KITE
Jockish
Dodgeball! Do you do any sports?

DODGEBALL
Impassioned
Well, I fish, which sure as hell is a real sport.

KITE
Confident
Alrighty, I approve!

The group of seven would then be cut off by the thudding of Hot Tub, as he walked over to this,
before pouring Rubber Ball out of him.

HOT TUB
Trying to be casual
 I saw you guys had free spots, and I was thinking we could join.

POPCORN
Annoyance, acceptance
Fine, whatever.

Rubber Ball rolled over to Dodgeball, before pushing him.

RUBBER BALL
Completely childish, feel free to laugh however you want
Karma! AHAHAHA!

Rubber Ball runs back to hide behind Hot Tub as Roseli Berry helps up Dodgeball

Scene 26 - UPDATED

We then cut over to Hairclip, who sees Cupcakey.

HAIRCLIP
Whispering, almost starstruck
Okay guys, we need to act cool, there’s the cupcake.

ROLL
Annoyance
Oh, that piece of work? Do we have to team up with him?

BUTTERFLY
Hwoooooool, tyru retret! (I have a bad feeling about him.)

HAIRCLIP
Happy, blissfully unaware
I have a good feeling too!

Butterfly looks annoyed as Hairclip runs over to Cupcakey.

HAIRCLIP
Notes are in the message, puts on a false veil of confidence
Sup dude, you’re looking pretty … sigma. Whispers to Roll Did I say that right? Out Loud How
would you like to team up with the cool kids?

CUPCAKEY
Judging, with a cocky attitude
 How do I know you guys are cool? You look pretty lame to me.

HAIRCLIP
Faking cockiness
Pfft, as if! Watch this!

she proceeds to toss Roll into the air, catching him on her finger as he spins on it.

CUPCAKEY
Impressed
That was pretty rad, you guys can join my team!

Hairclip stops as Roll is fucking dizzy as shit. Choco RC would question Cupcakey though.

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
Questioning
But uhhhhhh :? Who is on your team *:L

CUPCAKEY
Basic
Well, about the train?

The team walk to Train and Power Plant, as Power Plant is busy soaking up sun atop of Train.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Say, Train, I know somebody who could hook you up with Solar Panels. Much more efficient and
relaxing than electricity.

TRAIN - NEW LINE

I spend most of my time underground, that literally benefits me in no way.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Then ask to not be underground, I’m sure they have above ground trains

Train would about to respond when Cupcakey walked over with a smug ass voice.

CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE, FIRST PART CAN BE CUT BUT RERECORD PREFERRED
cocky.
Hey, Train guy! I'm pretty awesome, you should definitely join my team!

TRAIN - NEW LINE

Blunt
Wow you’re annoying. However, my options are pretty limited … fine.
 CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE
Alright! Another strong tool for ol’ Cupcakey!

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

As if I’m handing my ally over to you.

Power Plant would hop off of Train

TRAIN - NEW LINE

Great, I’m just an object to be fought over, how motivating

, before getting in Cupcakey’s face.

CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE

And who are you to talk to THE Cupcakey like that?

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

I’m Power Plant, Harvard Grad, absolute beauty, I think I’ve earned every right to talk to you like
that, hooligan!

Cupcakey would look appalled, before Power Plant put her finger on his mouth.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Move over, this is my team now!

CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE

This is not your team!

Cupcakey would be absolutely annoyed as Roll looked to silently snicker a little

However, before we can cut away, the three c’s come up.

COMIC BOOK
Basic
There’s four spots left here … and three of us. Can we just make things easy and join your
team?

CHOCOLATE RAINCLOUD
Uber Excited
Sure! ^^

CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE, LAST PART CAN BE CUT BUT RERECORD PREFERRED
Slightly offended, before relenting
 Who gave you leadership duties? But, I guess you guys can be cool enough to join my-

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

OUR team!

CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE

Fine whatever, “OUR team.”

COMIC BOOK
Basic
Great, and that makes n-.

CHEF HAT
Shouting!
WAIT!

Chef Hat ran up to the group, panting slightly.

CHEF HAT
Slightly exhausted
Let me-a join. I promise to show my precision with cooking to benefit the team.

CUPCAKEY
Basic
So, you’re a chef huh? I am pretty hungry, and having a personal chef would be nice. You’re in.

Chef Hat sighed a breath of relief as we officially had all 10 members. Pulsar would see this and
flew over to them.

PULSAR
Formal
Perfect. Now, could you guys name yourselves. Preferably quickly.

CUPCAKEY
Uber egotistical and confident
I got it, we should Team Cup-

ROLL
Blunt
No.

CUPCAKEY
Mad
No!? I didn't even say anything yet!
 ROLL
Blunt
No.

PULSAR
Formal
Weird team name, but alright. You guys are Team No.

The team would all be frustrated at the name as a logo appeared above them

Cupcakey would be frustrated as Power Plant nudged him with her tail.

POWER PLANT - NEW LINE

Look at that, you got outdone by a simple word.

CUPCAKEY - NEW LINE

MAKE NOISES AS IF YOU’RE TRYING TO SPEAK BUT CAN’T FIND THE WORDS OUT OF
ANGER

Cupcakey would go to respond, but would stomp and walk off,

Super Nail would see this and surveyed the final three options.

Scene 27 - UPDATED

WATER BOTTLE
Basic
I guess we’re left with … the two … um, what are you guys?!
 Becky and Gloe Stick flew over.

BECKY
Formal and professional
Boise-Einstein Condensatey. Call me Becky, it’s easier on the jaw.

GLOE STICK - NEW LINE

Pfft, freeball it.
Gloe Stick, home of the Gloe Burger, founder of Gloe Stick Emporium, your new overlord!

WATER BOTTLE
Trying to ignore Gloeys statement, before sounding bored/
I’m not even going to ask. Besides, you two were the last options, I guess.

BECKY
Professional
Figures. Do we come up with a name or something?

PULSAR
Basic
Yeah.

Pulsar had flown behind them.

PULSAR
Formal
Listen, you have a minute or so, I want to start your first contest soon, it’s a long one. The
countdown starts now.

SUPER NAIL
Egotystical
How about we do the Super Legion Of Power?

NAIL CLIPPERS
Basic
Love it!

HOODIE
Basic
But isn’t that just a name that focuses on you.
 BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
Basic
What if we were team die … because-

HOODIE
Basic
If you want my two cents, I think Countdown has a nice ring to it. We’re counting down to victory.

GLOE STICK
Basic
Sounds silly! Has a giant propeller hat and a lollipop.

WATER BOTTLE
Basic
So we’re … Team Countdown?

BAOZI
Excited
I love the sound of that!

Team Countdown appears on screen as Pulsar nods approvingly

Scene 28

Finally, we go to the final team, as we see Starfruit all alone.

PULSAR
Formal
Looks like you’re who’s left over. Sorry about that. You can join up with those nine.
 Starfruit walks over, nervously rubbing her arm as Roseli Berry shoots her a smile.

STARFRUIT
Kind of awkward
Hey guys … I guess I’m on this team. Yayyyyyy…

Roseli Berry gives her a slightly thumbs up with her foot, before Popcorn speaks up.

POPCORN
Paranoid
Nobody say anything dumb, it happens all the time.

POT + CAKE
Monotone
What happens?

POPCORN
Paranoid still, before breaking off and trying to act like a leader.
The first idea is always something stupid and then we become immortalized with it. Let’s do
something with meaning.

SEED
Joyful
I got it! We’re all a giant blend of objects from different backgrounds. Each of us our ingredients
form a … social salad. So, let’s be Team Salad!

The team mutter approvingly as we see the logo appear

PULSAR
Formal
Perfect, now we can start. Everyone, meet up.
 Scene 29

The teams all meet together, as Pulsar floats down in front of them.

PULSAR
Formal
This game is a mix of a social experiment and … it can be pretty mentally taxing. Don’t worry,
we can get a counselor on-site if anyone needs it. But, let’s do the challenge now.

Behind me is the main attraction of this park, Peak Mountain. Known to be one of the smallest
mountains in the world, it stands alone as an oddball, not apart of any known mountain range.
As such, your first challenge of this competition is to climb to the peak.

Your entire team must end up at the top. It doesn’t matter how you get up, as multiple trails lead
to the top. The last team to get up will be forced to vote a member off their team, to send home.
So, see you all there.

Pulsar zaps off as the episode cuts to the CREDITS!