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SHREK Script 2

In this script, Donkey encounters Shrek while fleeing from guards and quickly hides behind him. After a brief exchange, Donkey expresses his admiration for Shrek's bravery and insists on staying with him, as he has no friends and feels like a freak. Shrek reluctantly agrees to let Donkey stay for one night only.

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SHREK Script 2

In this script, Donkey encounters Shrek while fleeing from guards and quickly hides behind him. After a brief exchange, Donkey expresses his admiration for Shrek's bravery and insists on staying with him, as he has no friends and feels like a freak. Shrek reluctantly agrees to let Donkey stay for one night only.

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SCRIPT 2-Donkey meets Shrek-Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally.

Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots
the guards coming up the path. He quickly hides behind Shrek.

HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre!

SHREK Aye?

HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and
transport you to a designated resettlement facility.

SHREK Oh, really? You and what army? He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as
well and we see that the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shrek laughs and
goes back about his business and begins walking back to his cottage.

DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here.
Incredible! SHREK Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back
around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa! Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you
that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up,
and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good
to see that.

SHREK Oh, that's great. Really..

DONKEY Man, it's good to be free. SHREK Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your
own friends? Hmm?

DONKEY But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute!
I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the
spit out of anybody that crosses us. Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring
very loudly.

DONKEY (CONT’D) Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work,
your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something,
'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers
his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then I ate some rotten
berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day.

SHREK Why are you following me?

DONKEY I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems
have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith...

SHREK Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.

DONKEY Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.

SHREK Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?

DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall?


SHREK No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?

DONKEY Nope.

SHREK Really?

DONKEY Really, really.

SHREK Oh.

DONKEY Man, I like you. What's you name?

SHREK Uh, Shrek.

DONKEY Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-
nobody thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. (They come over a hill and
you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?

SHREK That would be my home.

DONKEY Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what
you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't
entertain much, do you?

SHREK I like my privacy.

DONKEY You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got
somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that
awkward silence. (awkward silence) Can I stay with you?

SHREK Uh, what?

DONKEY Can I stay with you, please?

SHREK (sarcastically) Of course!

DONKEY Really?

SHREK No.

DONKEY Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.
(pause while he looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You
gotta let me stay! Please! Please!

SHREK Okay! Okay! But one night only.

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