Bowen Cole, 18, studied another classic novel, To Kill a Mockingbird, which also does not feature in the new qualification.

How does Tula know where her son is and what his name is?

What does the fact that so many men in a relatively small area shared this fantasy of extreme domination over a woman say about the nature of male desire?

"Gary didn't really show up as he usually does. I'm very happy with the win," said De Graaf, 34, who had a 75% checkout success and began with an 11-dart finish.

So, now that we know even sex couldn’t sell, where the hell does the NCU go from here?