"People seem to think we are still in the 1930s and 40s," says general secretary Ken Green.

Some of the captives appear to be elderly, and many are wearing what seem to be bloodstained white robes.

They have fired their coach and general manager, and seem to have handed the decision-making to quarterback Aaron Rodgers, who went for it on fourth down five times against the Rams.

If this was a bridge too far for Spurs, there currently seems little to limit the journey Liverpool might take under Arne Slot.

And worst of all: No one seems to care!