“In the race to be my best friend between Senator Fetterman and Governor Hobbs, Governor Hobbs wins by a jillion,” Stewart jabbed.

It’s not unlike opening your garbage can and taking a big sniff, but multiplied by about one jillion.

Netflix, and platforms hoping to keep up with it, poured jillions of dollars pursuing so much content that viewers were quickly overwhelmed.

The sound of my nickname feels like seventy-two jillion vampire bats screeching right into my ear.

Each week I read a jillion jokes to find the best material, Deciding which to print with my authority imperial.