A congressional aide noted that the Kremlin has pumped extra resources into modernizing its arsenal in recent years, adding that, "Russia’s strategic forces have generally been in ship-shape."

The Legislature’s 2022 transportation budgets provide more money for crew recruitment and shipbuilding, but the agency might need years to become ship-shape.

"I can't wait to see our cruise terminals once again filled with arriving international passengers, getting this important industry ship-shape and back out on the water once more," Minister for Home Affairs Karen Andrews said in a statement.

Ensigns Mariner, Boimler, Rutherford and Tendi keep things, well, ship-shape, and juggle their social lives along with various sci-fi anomalies.

But it’s time for agency heads and their managers to get things ship-shape.