Free and Funny Wedding/Engagement Ecard: The next person who gets engaged I'm hitting with this bat Create and send your own custom Wedding/Engagement ecard.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Listening to a know-it-all tell you everything that they know and silently correcting everything that they say. Create and send your own custom Confession ecard.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: If an Irish girl is quiet, smiling & says, "Nothing's wrong." What she's really thinking is, "Where can I dispose of your body & still make last call?" Create and send your own custom Thinking Of You ecard.

If you are on Facebook with me, you may or may not have noticed that I am no longer there. I slipped away quietly about two months ago. I’ll let you know my list of reasons in a bit….bu…

Thank you to everyone who posted birthday wishes to me on Facebook to make me seem more popular than I really am.

all of my friends ARE either getting married or having babies. im ready to commit to marriage...but not kids yet. c'est la vie

I don't want to get married at all but ESPECIALLY not before 30. #divorce

It seems like everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. Meanwhile, the only things I'm getting is skinnier and more tattoos.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner. Create and send your own custom Drinks/Happy Hour ecard.

Free and Funny Pets Ecard: Everyone I know is having babies or getting married. I'm over here like... I love my dog. Create and send your own custom Pets ecard.