At first I didn't read the whole thing because the title is grammatically incorrect so I figured the writing tips would be stupid. Then I realized the tips go against themselves just like the title. Now I love it and find it quite hilarious.

Meeting prompts

The first one: something like start the story from person A's POV as she goes about her day, goes into work at a job she hates, etc. She walks into the storeroom to see this and the next chapter is his POV explaining to the reader that sometimes he just can't control where he lands when traveling in time/space.