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    The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
    The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
    The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza
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    The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza

    By Lawrence Block

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    • Burglary

    • Friendship

    • Crime

    • Coin Collecting

    • Mystery

    • Whodunit

    • Red Herring

    • Amateur Sleuth

    • Hardboiled Detective

    • Gentleman Thief

    • Love Triangle

    • Friends to Lovers

    • Family Secrets

    • Murder Mystery

    • Femme Fatale

    • Deception

    • Investigation

    • Trust

    • Relationships

    • Theft

    About this ebook

    Bookselling burglar Bernie Rhodenbarr doesn't generally get philosophical about his criminal career. He's good at it, it's addictively exciting—and it pays a whole lot better than pushing old tomes. He steals therefore he is, period.

    He might well ponder, however, the deeper meaning of events at the luxurious Chelsea brownstone of Herb and Wanda Colcannon, which is apparently burgled three times on the night Bernie breaks in: once before his visit and once after. Fortunately he still manages to lift some fair jewelry and an extremely valuable coin. Unfortunately burglar or burglars number three leave Herb unconscious and Wanda dead . . . and the cops think Rhodenbarr dunnit.

    There's no time to get all existential about it—especially after the coin vanishes and the fence fencing it meets with a most severe end. But Bernie is going to have to do some deep thinking to find a way out of this homicidal conundrum.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 13, 2009
    ISBN9780061840852
    Author

    Lawrence Block

    Lawrence Block is one of the most widely recognized names in the mystery genre. He has been named a Grand Master of the Mystery Writers of America and is a four-time winner of the prestigious Edgar and Shamus Awards, as well as a recipient of prizes in France, Germany, and Japan. He received the Diamond Dagger from the British Crime Writers' Association—only the third American to be given this award. He is a prolific author, having written more than fifty books and numerous short stories, and is a devoted New Yorker and an enthusiastic global traveler.

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    • 3/5
      Bernie Rhodenbarr owns a bookstore in New York City, but supplements his income with burglary. His good friend Carolyn, owns a pet grooming shop, and has become his partner in crime. When one of their burglaries becomes complicated by a corpse, Bernie must solve the murder before he goes down for it.This had many enjoyable aspects. The characters were interesting, as were the details of the city. The plot was nicely complicated, and although I saw some of it coming, I did not see the whole picture, so that was refreshing. Nor did I feel the author pulled the solution out of his hat at the end. I have problems rooting for Bernie though. Burglary to me is highly invasive and violating, not something to be taken lightly, so my heart wasn't in it. I also did not like that Bernie planted some evidence to make sure his allegations took; and there were chalk lines where the corpse had lain. Something done for TV and movie effects, not in life. With these quibbles, I won't seek out any more of these books, but if one dropped in my path, I might read it because I enjoyed the telling of the tale.
    • 4/5

      Bernie Rhodenbarr runs an antiquarian bookstore in new york city. Caroline runs a doggie bathing business a few doors down. They frequently meet for lunch and dinner and see each other several times a week. They also burglarize fine homes together and Bernie, among his other talents, is a first class burglar and safecracker. This time, they burgle a place that Caroline heard was going to be vacant
      overnight. Once they break in, they realize someone got there first and already ransacked the place. Nevertheless, few people can break into safes and Bernie feels that something of value might be there. A few emerald earrings and a rare coin are there. They take the items to a
      fence he knows and find that the rare coin is one of only five or six in existence and could be worth half a million dollars. They leave it on consignment and go about their day until officers tell Bernie to close up shop and come downtown. Seems there was a body left behind when the place was burgled.
      It is quick reading and I finished it in one day. It is the fourth of the Bernie Rhodenbarr series. Its not bad work, but Block has done better. This one lacked some of the ooomph and pizzazz of Block's other work. The mystery is easily solved and there is little sex and violence. There is no hard edge to Bernie. He is as decent a guy as a burglar can be. Worth reading, but not mindblowing.
    • 4/5
      bernie-rodenbarr, murder, amateur-sleuth, law-enforcement, nyc, humor, snarky Bernie Rhodenbarr does it again. He and Carolyn become the second thief and he gets blamed for the burglary as well as a murder. They take the loot to a fence he knows well,and then that man gets murdered. While Bernie works to find out who did the murders, we get a nice lesson in numismatics. The solution is presented with a flourish, as usual. Richard Ferrone is the narrator and is fantastic.
    • 4/5
      Another terrific entry in Block’s burglar series, with a few surprises from the familiar formula that’s been used in the earlier books in the series. Bernie is most like a private investigator while still using his brain and burglar skills to solve a series of murders. Some favorite moments include the romantic twist at the end, I didn’t see that coming, the first killer, I knew that from the start, and finally the second killer that one was a surprise.
    • 3/5
      Bernie goes after a coin collection
    • 4/5
      This is the first Block novel I have read. I look forward to finding others. His protagonist is Bernie Rhodenbarr, a burglar in Manhattan. Carolyn Kaiser is Bernie's partner in the burglaries but not in love as she is gay and he isn't. When they enter the apartment of their target in this story, the place has already been robbed but by criminals who vandalize as well as steal. The amateurs could not open the safe but Bernie makes short work of it to find a watch, earrings and a 1913 V-Nickel. They take their loot to their fence, Abel Crowe. Since there are only five known 1913 V-Nickel coins in existence, is this coin real or a forgery? When the wife of owner of the coin is murdered in another burglary and Abel is murder, things get messy for Bernie and Carolyn. Narrative moves at a fast pace and the dialogue among the characters is rapid and often witty. An entertaining read.
    • 4/5
      Bernie's off the hook this time, but he can't resist figuring out what happened and who did it. There are some interesting twists in his personal life and I learned a bit about coin collecting.
    • 4/5
      Very fast read (a single sitting, really). It's nicely written, with interesting characters and a bit of humor in it. The mystery isn't very deep, and there's a lot of Bernie explaining events "off camera" so all the characters know what's going on, but the reader doesn't. Oh, and there was a detailed discussion of coin collecting (history of a specific coin) which wasn't very interesting if you're not a big coin aficionado.It's not graphic or sexual and doesn't contain any bad language, but none of this deterred me from reading it (LOL).
    • 2/5
      This is really a backwards mystery. You know who committed a crime, but you don't know who committed the crime. Bernie has to find the culprit to save his own skin. It was just okay for me.
    • 3/5
      Another of Block's Bernie Rhodenbarr mysteries. Had this one figured out waaaay too early on in the story. But it was still a fun couple of hours, and a good one to take on my family trip this weekend. Not too much concentration required.

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    The Burglar Who Studied Spinoza - Lawrence Block

    THE BURGLAR WHO STUDIED SPINOZA

    LAWRENCE BLOCK

    For Caryl Carnow

    Contents

    Chapter One

    Around five-thirty I put down the book I’d been reading…

    Chapter Two

    Illegal entry is a good deal less suspicious beneath the…

    Chapter Three

    Abel Crowe lived in one of those towering prewar apartment…

    Chapter Four

    He didn’t say anything else until he’d looked long and…

    Chapter Five

    I’m not entirely sure why I wound up spending what…

    Chapter Six

    Herbert and Wanda Colcannon had not stayed in Pennsylvania overnight…

    Chapter Seven

    Carolyn and I usually have lunch together. Mondays and Wednesdays…

    Chapter Eight

    Denise Raphaelson is long-legged and slender, although Carolyn insists on…

    Chapter Nine

    I woke up around seven to let her out. I…

    Chapter Ten

    You’re not a suspect, Ray assured me. "Nobody on the…

    Chapter Eleven

    Carolyn came over around twelve-fifteen with a sack of carry-out…

    Chapter Twelve

    Murray Feinsinger’s goatee had just a touch of gray in…

    Chapter Thirteen

    I would have taken the stairs as far as Murray…

    Chapter Fourteen

    I stayed right where I was, and she stayed right…

    Chapter Fifteen

    Marilyn wanted to leave right away. She had to see…

    Chapter Sixteen

    One of the things I’d found time to do between…

    Chapter Seventeen

    I got to Carolyn’s house around noon. I sat there…

    Chapter Eighteen

    The dart went right where I’d aimed it, taking Astrid…

    Chapter Nineteen

    "I dunno, Bern. What it sounds like to me is…

    Chapter Twenty

    He had European manners, Mrs. Pomerance said. "Always a smile…

    Chapter Twenty-one

    Good afternoon, I said. "My name is Bernard Rhodenbarr. I’m…

    Chapter Twenty-two

    For a moment no one said anything. Then Colcannon told…

    Chapter Twenty-three

    What we want is Irish coffee, Carolyn said, "and where…

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    CHAPTER

    One

    Around five-thirty I put down the book I’d been reading and started shooing customers out of the store. The book was by Robert B. Parker, and its hero was a private detective named Spenser who compensated for his lack of a first name by being terribly physical. Every couple of chapters would find him jogging around Boston or lifting weights or finding some other way to court a heart attack or a hernia. I was getting exhausted just reading about him.

    My customers shooed easily enough, one pausing to buy the volume of poetry he’d been browsing, the rest melting off like a light frost on a sunny morning. I shlepped my bargain table inside (All books 40¢ / 3 for $1), flicked off the lights, let myself out, closed the door, locked it, drew the steel gates across the door and windows, locked them, and Barnegat Books was bedded down for the night.

    My shop was closed. It was time to get down to business.

    The store is on East Eleventh Street between University Place and Broadway. Two doors east is the Poodle Factory. I let myself in, heralded by the tinkling of the door chimes, and Carolyn Kaiser’s head emerged from the curtain at the back. Hi, Bern, she said. Get comfy. I’ll be right out.

    I arranged myself on a pillow sofa and started leafing through a copy of a trade journal called The Pet Dealer, which was about what you’d expect. I thought maybe I’d see a picture of a Bouvier des Flandres, but no such luck. I was still trying when Carolyn came in carrying a very small dog the color of Old Crow and soda.

    That’s not a Bouvier des Flandres, I said.

    No kidding, said Carolyn. She stood the little thing up on a table and commenced fluffing him. He looked fluffy enough to start with. This is Prince Valiant, Bernie. He’s a poodle.

    I didn’t know poodles came that small.

    They keep making them smaller. He’s a miniature, but he’s actually smaller than the usual run of minis. I think the Japanese are getting into the field. I think they’re doing something cunning with transistors.

    Carolyn doesn’t normally do short jokes for fear of casting the first stone. If she wore high heels she might hit five-one, but she doesn’t. She has Dutch-cut dark-brown hair and Delft-blue eyes, and she’s built along the lines of a fire hydrant, no mean asset in the dog-grooming trade.

    Poor Prince, she said. The breeders keep picking out runts and cross-breeding them until they come up with something like this. And of course they breed for color, too. Prince Val’s not just a mini poodle. He’s an apricot mini poodle. Where the hell’s his owner, anyway? What time is it?

    Quarter to six.

    She’s fifteen minutes late. Another fifteen and I’m locking up.

    What’ll you do with Prince Valiant? Bring him home with you?

    Are you kidding? The cats would eat him for breakfast. Ubi might coexist with him but Archie’d disembowel him just to keep in practice. No, if she doesn’t show by six it’s Doggie Dannemora for the Prince. He can spend the night in a cage.

    That should have been Val’s cue to give a cute little yap of protest, but he just stood there like a dummy. I suggested his color was less like an apricot than a glass of bourbon and soda, and Carolyn said, Jesus, don’t remind me, I’ll start drooling like one of Pavlov’s finest. Then the door chimes sounded and a woman with blue-rinsed gray hair came strutting in to collect her pet.

    I went back to The Pet Dealer while they settled Val’s tab. Then his owner clipped one end of a rhinestone-studded leash to the beast’s collar. They walked off together, turning fast when they hit the pavement and probably bound for Stewart House, a large co-op apartment building that runs heavily to blue-rinsed gray hair, with or without an apricot poodle on the side.

    Poodles, Carolyn said. I wouldn’t have a dog because of the cats, and if I didn’t have the cats I still wouldn’t have a dog, but if I did it wouldn’t be a poodle.

    What’s wrong with poodles?

    I don’t know. Actually there’s nothing wrong with standard poodles. Big black unclipped standard poodles are fine. Of course if everybody had a big black unclipped poodle I could hang up my shears and go out of business, and that might not be the worst thing in the world, anyway, come to think of it. Would you live with one of those, Bernie? A miniature poodle?

    Well, I don’t—

    Of course you wouldn’t, she said. You wouldn’t and neither would I. There are only two kinds of people who’d have a dog like that, and they’re the two classes of human beings I’ve never been able to understand.

    How’s that?

    Gay men and straight women. Can we get out of here? I suppose I could have an apricot brandy sour. I had a lover once who used to drink them. Or I could have that bourbon and soda you mentioned. But I think what I really want is a martini.

    What she had was Perrier with lime.

    But not without protest. Most of the protest was vented on the open air, and by the time we were at our usual table around the corner at the Bum Rap, Carolyn was agreeable if not happy about it. The waitress asked if we wanted the usual, whereupon Carolyn made a face and ordered French seltzer water, which was not her usual by any stretch of the imagination. Neither was it mine at the end of the day’s work, but the day’s work was not yet over. I, too, ordered Perrier, and the waitress went off scratching her head.

    See, Bern? Uncharacteristic behavior. Arouses suspicion.

    I wouldn’t worry about it.

    I don’t see why I can’t have a real drink. The thing tonight is hours in the future. If I had a drink it would wear off in plenty of time.

    You know the rules.

    Rules.

    Without them, society would crumble. We’d have anarchy. Crime in the streets.

    Bernie—

    Of course, I said, I could always do a single-o tonight.

    The hell you could.

    The job wouldn’t be that much harder with one than with two. I could handle it.

    Who found it in the first place?

    You did, I said, and you’re in for fifty percent whatever happens, but you could stay home tonight and still collect it. Why run extra risks? And this way you can have your martini, or even three or four of them, and—

    You made your point.

    I just thought—

    I said you made your point, Bern.

    We stopped talking while the waitress brought two glasses of Perrier to the table. On the jukebox, Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty were singing a duet about a Mississippi woman and a Louisiana man. Perhaps it was the other way around. No matter.

    Carolyn wrapped one hand around her glass and glowered at me. I’m coming, she said.

    If you say so.

    Damn right I say so. We’re partners, remember? I’m in all the way. You think because I’m a goddamn woman I should sit home keeping the goddamn home fires burning.

    I never said—

    "I don’t need a goddamn martini. She lifted her glass. Here’s to crime, dammit." She drank it like gin.

    The whole project had gotten underway at the Bum Rap, and at that very table. Carolyn and I generally get together for a drink after work, unless one or the other of us has something on, and a couple of weeks earlier we’d been raising a couple of glasses, neither of them containing Perrier water.

    It’s funny how people pick dogs, Carolyn had said. I have this one customer, her name’s Wanda Colcannon, and she’s got this Bouvier.

    That’s funny, all right.

    She looked at me. Don’t you want to hear this, Bern?

    Sorry.

    The thing is, when she came in with the dog I figured they were a natural combination. She’s a tall stern blonde out of a masochist’s dream. Wears designer dresses. Cheekbones straight out of the Social Register. Yards of class, you know?

    Uh-huh.

    And the Bouvier’s a very classy dog. Very trendy these days. It’s only been an AKC recognized breed for a couple of years now. They’re expensive dogs, and they look pretty classy even if you don’t happen to know how much they cost, and here’s this leggy blonde in a leather coat with this jet-black Bouvier at her side, and they looked right for each other.

    So?

    She picked the dog because of its name.

    What was his name?

    Her name, not his name. The dog’s a bitch.

    That’s pretty trendy, too. Being a bitch.

    Oh, it never goes out of style. No, the dog’s name is Astrid, as a matter of fact, but that’s the name Wanda gave her. What made her pick the dog was the name of the breed.

    Why?

    Because Wanda’s maiden name is Flanders.

    Jackie Kennedy’s maiden name is Bouvier, I said, and I don’t know what kind of a dog she has, and I’m not sure I care. You lost me somewhere. What does Flanders have to do with Bouvier?

    Oh, I thought you knew. The Bouvier originated in Belgium. The full name of the breed is Bouvier des Flandres.

    Oh.

    So that’s what got her interested in the breed, and she wound up buying a puppy a couple of years ago, and it turned out to be the perfect choice. She’s crazy about Astrid, and the dog’s incredibly devoted to her, and in addition to being a classy animal Astrid’s also extremely intelligent and a great watchdog.

    I’m really happy for them, I said.

    I think you should be. I’ve been grooming her dog for about a year now. She’ll bring her in for routine bathing and grooming every couple of months, and then she’ll get the full treatment before shows. They don’t show Astrid all that often but now and then they’ll hit a show, and she’s picked up a couple of ribbons along the way, including a blue or two.

    That’s nice for her.

    For Wanda and Herb, too. Wanda loves to walk the dog. She feels safe in the streets when she’s got Astrid with her. And she and her husband both feel safe with the dog guarding the house. They don’t worry about burglars.

    I can understand that.

    Uh-huh. Astrid’s their burglar insurance. She’s due to go into heat in a couple of weeks and this time they’re going to breed her. Wanda’s concerned that the experience of motherhood might undercut her abilities as an attack dog, but she’s going ahead with it anyway. The stud dog is a famous champion. He lives out in the country in Berks County, Pennsylvania. I think that’s around Reading. They ship bitches to him from all over the country and he gets paid for it. The dog’s owner gets paid, I mean.

    It’s still a pretty good life for the dog.

    Isn’t it? Wanda’s not shipping Astrid. She and her husband are taking her out there. When you breed dogs you put the animals together two days in a row, to make sure you hit the peak ovulation period. So they’ll drive out to Berks County with Astrid and stay overnight and have the second breeding the next day and drive back.

    Should make a nice trip for all three of them.

    Especially if the weather’s nice.

    That’s always a factor, I said. I just know there’s a reason you’re telling me all this.

    Sharp of you. They’ll be gone overnight, and so will Astrid, and Astrid’s their burglar protection. They’re rich enough to afford designer dresses and trendy purebred dogs. And for him to indulge his little hobby.

    What little hobby?

    He collects coins.

    Oh, I said, and frowned. You told me his name. Not Flanders, that was her maiden name, like the dog. Colcannon. But you didn’t say his first name. Wait a minute. Yes, you did. His first name’s Herb.

    You’ve got a great mind for details, Bern.

    "Herb Colcannon. Herbert Colcannon. Herbert Franklin Colcannon. Is he that Herbert Colcannon?"

    How many do you figure there are?

    "He was buying proof pattern gold at a Bowers and Ruddy auction last fall and he picked up something a few months ago at a sale at Stack’s. I forget what. I read something about it in Coin World. But the odds are he keeps the stuff in the bank."

    They’ve got a wall safe. What does that do to the odds?

    Shaves them a little. How do you happen to know that?

    She mentioned it once. How she’d wanted to wear a piece of jewelry one night and couldn’t because it was locked up and she’d forgotten the combination and he was out of town. I almost told her I had a friend who could have helped her, but I decided it might be better if she didn’t know about you.

    Wise decision. Maybe he doesn’t keep everything in the bank. Maybe some of his coins keep her jewelry company. My mind was starting to race. Where did they live? What was the security like? How could I crack it? What was I likely to walk out with, and through whose good offices could I most expediently turn it into clean anonymous cash?

    They’re in Chelsea, Carolyn went on. Tucked away off the street in a carriage house. Not in the phone book, but I have the address. And the phone number.

    Good to have.

    Uh-huh. They have the whole house to themselves. No children. No servants living in.

    Interesting.

    I thought so. What I thought is this sounds like a job for the Dynamic Duo.

    Good thinking, I said. I’ll buy you a drink on the strength of that.

    It’s about time.

    CHAPTER

    Two

    Illegal entry is a good deal less suspicious beneath the warm benevolent gaze of the sun. Nosy neighbors who’d dial 911 if they spotted you after dark will simply assume you’ve showed up at last to tend to the leaky faucet. Give me a clipboard or a toolbox and an hour between noon and four and the staunchest citizen crime-fighter on the block will hold the door for me and tell me to have a nice day. All things being equal, the best time for a residential burglary is the middle of the afternoon.

    But when are all things ever equal? The cloak of darkness is comforting garb to the burglar, if not to the householder, and when one operates a legitimate business one hesitates to close it abruptly in the middle of the day for no good reason. The Colcannons’ schedule, too, favored a nocturnal visit. We knew they would be away overnight, and knew too that the premises would be unencumbered by handymen or cleaning women (handy persons? cleaning persons?) once the sun was over the yardarm.

    The sun had long since crossed the yardarm and disappeared somewhere in New Jersey by the time we ventured forth. From the Bum Rap we’d taken a couple of subway trains and walked a block to my building at Seventy-first and West End, where I shucked the jeans and sweater I’d worn at the store and put on flannel slacks and a tie and jacket. I filled my pockets with useful odds and ends, packed another couple of articles into my Ultrasuede attaché case, and took a moment and manicure scissors to snip the palms out of a fresh pair of rubber gloves. With rubber gloves one leaves no tattletale fingerprints behind, and with the palms out one is less likely to feel that one has abandoned one’s hands in a sauna. Sweaty palms are bad enough in Lover’s Lane; one tries to avoid them when burgling. Of course there’s always the chance of leaving a tattletale palm print, but it wouldn’t be burglary without the occasional risk, would it now?

    We were almost on our way again before I remembered to change my shoes. I’d been wearing Weejun penny loafers at the store, for both nostalgia and comfort, and I switched to a pair of capable-looking Puma running shoes. I certainly had no intention of moving faster than a brisk walk, but you never know what life has in store for you, and the Pumas with their rubber soles and springy insoles let me move as soundlessly as, well, as a panther, I suppose.

    Carolyn lives on Arbor Court, one of those oblique little streets in a part of the West Village that must have been laid out by someone on something stronger than Perrier. Until a couple of months ago she had been sort of living with another woman named Randy Messinger, but they’d had the last of a series of notable battles in early February and Randy had moved everything to her own place on Morton Street. It was May now, late May, and every evening the sun took a little longer to get over the yardarm, and the breach showed no signs of healing. Every now and then Carolyn

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