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    My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
    My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
    My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!
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    My Weird School Special: Oh, Valentine, We've Lost Our Minds!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 35 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    It's the week of Valentine's Day, and A.J.'s class is getting a foreign exchange student! His name is Pierre, and he's from France. But what happens when Pierre challenges A.J. to a duel (or at least a thumb war) over Andrea? One thing's for sure: when L-O-V-E comes to Ella Mentry, it spells the weirdest Valentine's Day story in the history of the world!

    Bestselling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school, holiday-themed chapter books featuring hilarious stories and thirty-two pages of games, puzzles, and more. This is one weird Valentine’s Day special you won’t want to miss!

     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateDec 23, 2014
    ISBN9780062284051
    Author

    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 36 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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    • 4/5
      It's Halloween and that means happy trick or treating! Nothing can go wrong right? Just a fun old holiday. All until a creepy Halloween monster shows up! Will A.J. let this freaky fiend take his treats? Read this book to find out! In my opinion this book is super hilarious! I also think the illustrations pair perfectly with the writing. The only reason I didn't give this book a five star review is the fact that it does not have an incretabaly satisfying ending.
    • 5/5
      This book was part of the flashback series I am continuing but, its a different one! A.J. is excited it is Halloween, and the best part is...... CANDY! He is very excited for this candy, and Halloween, but is not excited with what happens next. With the help of his "gang" he gets the candy he wants, and lives happily ever after- just kidding! Go read the book to find out more on this book! I have two more left in this flashback series!
    • 5/5
      It made it great by pee air and A.J and all here fun
    • 5/5
      i loved it Pee Air was awsome cool i want it so much

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    My Weird School Special - Dan Gutman

    Dedication

    To Emma

    Contents

    Dedication

    1. Word of the Week

    2. His Name Is Pierre

    3. A Teachable Moment

    4. Lunch with Pee Air

    5. Girls Are Weird

    6. The Greatest Idea in the History of the World

    7. Pee Air Is Out of Control

    8. This Means War

    9. Rules for Duels

    10. The Truth about Pee Air

    11. A Special Valentine

    Bonus: Weird Extras

    Professor A.J.’s History of Valentine’s Day

    Fun Games and Weird Word Puzzles

    My Weird School Daze Trivia Questions

    The World of Dan Gutman Checklist

    Back Ad

    About the Author and Illustrator

    Credits

    Copyright

    About the Publisher

    My name is A.J. and I hate the L word.

    Do you know what the L word is? I can’t say it. It’s too gross.

    We had just finished putting our backpacks into our cubbies and pledging the allegiance when my teacher, Mr. Granite, went over to the whiteboard.

    It’s time for our Word of the Day, he said as he picked up a marker. Today, our word is . . .

    And then he wrote it on the board in big letters: L-O-V-E.

    Love, said Mr. Granite.

    WHAT?!

    He said the L word! Ugh, disgusting!

    Yuck! shouted Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food.

    That’s a four-letter word! shouted Michael, who never ties his shoes.

    "And he said it out loud!" shouted Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes.

    Yes, tomorrow is Valentine’s Day, said Mr. Granite. "The day of love."

    He said it again! All of us guys were falling off our chairs and choking and gagging and freaking out.

    Boys! said Andrea Young, this girl who is always rolling her eyes.* "I love Valentine’s Day!"

    Me too! said her crybaby friend, Emily, who agrees with everything Andrea says. "I love Valentine’s Day!"

    Can I go to the nurse? I asked Mr. Granite. I think I’m gonna be sick.

    What’s the matter, A.J.?

    "Everybody keeps saying the L word," I told him.

    You mean ‘love’? asked Mr. Granite.

    Ewwwww! I shouted. "You said it again! Help! Call an ambulance! I need to go to the hospital!"

    You’re being silly, A.J., Mr. Granite told me. "I bet you love lots of things."

    Oh, yeah? Name one.

    You love your parents, don’t you? asked Mr. Granite.

    Well, yes, I admitted.

    Of course I love my parents.

    And I’ve heard you say how much you love skateboarding, right?

    I guess so, I admitted.

    "And I know how much you love playing Pee Wee football every Saturday, A.J.," said Mr. Granite.

    Yeah . . .

    I couldn’t argue with that. I do love playing football.

    So there are some things that you love.

    Hmmm. Mr. Granite had a point. I do love my parents, skateboarding, and football. But I still don’t like the

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