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    Speed

    By Ted Staunton

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    How can you liven up a boring camping trip with your grandpa and your younger brother? Spencer has the answer: lose the new cell phone you weren't supposed to bring with you. Add a War of 1812 reenactment, a student film crew, an old flame of Grandpa's, Laura Secord's cowbell and a larcenous hardcore history buff, and you get a weekend that gives Spencer his first taste of independence and maybe a glimpse of his future, by way of the past.

    In this funny prequel to Jump Cut and Coda, the goofy and creative Spencer gets caught up in a War of 1812 reenactment.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOrca Book Publishers
    Release dateSep 20, 2016
    ISBN9781459811638
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    Ted Staunton

    Ted Staunton divides his time between writing and a busy schedule as a speaker, workshop leader, storyteller and musical performer for children and adults. Ted lives in Port Hope, Ontario.

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    • 4/5
      "The only thing more boring than camping is TV golf" From that line alone I knew Spencer and I would get along great.One of the things I really enjoyed about this book was the quirky cast of characters we meet at the battle re-enactment. They are one of the greatest parts of this book! Another thing I really enjoyed was Spencer's inner monologue. I felt like I got to know him very quickly and his voice made him a fun character to hear his perspective on what was going on around him. This book also taught me a new word, "farb" Farb basically means phony with a little more style don't you think? I LOVE it, and will be using it in my everyday vocabulary. The one thing I wasn't too keen on was that Spencer called his parents by their first names. But, since they weren't really in the book it was ok.All in all, I really enjoyed this book and I would recommend it to: anyone who likes history, anyone who enjoys camping, anyone who hates camping (like me), or anyone who's parents made them wear cargo shorts when they didn't want to!Happy reading!
    • 4/5
      I received an ARC copy of Ted Staunton's "Speed" compliments of LibraryThing's Early Reviewer program and appreciated the opportunity.This story shares the tale of Spencer O'Toole who is camping with his Grandfather and younger brother, Bernard. Preferring to be elsewhere, he is not exactly thrilled at the idea. Soon after arriving at the campsite, Spencer's luck begins to run out fast, he loses his brand new cell phone. While on the hunt, he finds himself in the heart of a War of 1812 reenactment that is being filmed by university students. Making the best of a lousy situation, Spencer starts to learn more about history and gains a behind the scenes look at what it takes to be on a film crew. There is more bad luck and suspense thrown his way as he attempts to be more independent, to prove to his Grandfather that he can survive the weekend.The story is geared for an audience age 9+. It is a prequel to "Jump Cut", which is in the series "Seven" aw well as to "Coda" which is in the series "The Seven Sequels". Having not read these others, is is definitely a stand alone story. I enjoyed the book's humour and could kindly relate to the young man's woes. It shares bits and pieces of history, was educational in fashion. It was age-appropriate for the target audience. I appreciated the Canadian flair to the story. I recommend this book with a 4/5 star rating.
    • 3/5
      The book started out of the gates with a great, comical and realistic teen voice. As the story line continued on the plot events seemed rather random. It's a decent leisure read, nothing deep here, but because of that there lacks a lot of character development. I did learn some new terms in regards to historical reenactments, but overall not a memorable read.

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    Speed - Ted Staunton

    ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

    ONE

    When I rule the world my first law will be that skinny—I mean, slim—guys like me never have to wear dumb giant cargo shorts, even if their parents tell them to. My second law will be that we can take our cell phones anywhere.

    See, if my parents, Deb and Jer, had just let me bring my new phone on this trip, I wouldn’t have had to hide it in these stupid monster shorts to sneak it along. And if they had let me wear regular jeans with regular pockets, I would have known right away that it was gone when I lost it. So it’s practically not even my fault that it’s gone—except it is.

    I notice my phone is missing right after we finish setting up the tents, one for Grandpa and one for me and my younger brother, Bunny. Grandpa and Bunny are off getting wood for tonight’s campfire. I’m lugging our stuff from Grandpa’s Jeep into the tents when I stop to check my phone battery. I’m worried about power sources out here in the wild. Okay, it’s not the wild. It’s the campground of Queenston Provincial Park, but it might as well be the wild: I hate camping. Anyway, I go to check my phone and it’s not there.

    Oh. No. My phone is brand new. I do a total speed search everywhere: shorts, tents, the Jeep. Nothing. I do it all again. Still nothing. I say a whole bunch of words I’m not supposed to know. They don’t help. Panting, I duck into Grandpa’s tent and look again. All I see is a book crammed in the top of Grandpa’s pack: Billion-Dollar Brain. It’s not about me, that’s for sure. As I fight my panic, I hear Bun and Grandpa coming back. Oh no, no, no. I run out, grab sleeping bags and foam pads and pitch them into the tents. Behind me I hear the clatter of falling wood. I turn, trying to look like a happy camper. I’m sweating, and it’s not even very hot.

    Good going, Bernard. Grandpa always calls Bunny by his real name. He unzips his RCAF shell, pushes up his fishing hat and wipes his forehead. Usually he wears a beret, but maybe a beret’s not summer camp enough. Tents shipshape, Spencer?

    Almost.

    Grandpa nods. Okay, men, here’s the plan. We’ll walk the boundaries of where you can roam solo, then I’ll have a little lie-down, and then we’ll hunt up some excitement. Grandpa checks his big flier’s watch. Excellent, it’s just one thirty. C’mon with me. Now, pay attention, boys. I’m going to trust you both and I want you to have fun, but this is not a normal weekend at the park. There’ll be surprises.

    Surprises like a birthday party? Bun asks.

    I don’t hear the answer. Losing my phone is surprise enough for me. As Grandpa leads us across the campground I whisper to Bunny, There’s a problem.

    What about? he whispers back.

    I lost my phone. Where did you last see it?

    In your hand.

    But where was that?

    Right there. Bun points. At my hand.

    I know where my hand is, Bun Man. But where was I when you saw my phone?

    He thinks about this as Grandpa points out how far we can go. Ice cream, Bunny says.

    We just had some, Bernard, Grandpa says over his shoulder.

    I feel a cool scoop of hope. They’re both right: we stopped at an ice-cream place just outside the park gates. I remember getting out my phone when Grandpa hit the washroom. Bun and I were sitting at a picnic table and I shoved the phone under my leg when Grandpa came back sooner than I expected. Then Bun and I went to the Jeep while he got extra napkins for the cones.

    Now Grandpa is saying, True gen, boys: watch for poison ivy. The old P.I. will get you every time, and the woods will be full of it.

    Another reason not to wear dumb shorts, I think. Grandpa’s not wearing shorts. He calls his tan pants chinos. Whatever. I’m not going there again now. There’s something else I have to do. As Grandpa ducks into his tent for a snooze I grab Bunny. I’m going back to get my phone. I’ll be fast. If Grandpa wakes up, don’t tell him, okay? Tell him I’ve gone exploring. He’ll like that. See you later, Bun Man. I take off for the road we came in on.

    TWO

    The gates are farther away than I thought. It doesn’t matter. Remembering how I argued with Deb and Jer about bringing my phone keeps me going.

    Jer had said, If you lost it in the woods, you’d never find it. Then Deb said, Remember the rule? Lose it and you’re not getting another. That thing cost a fortune. You don’t need a phone in a campground.

    Oh yes you do. The only thing more boring than camping is TV golf. I need the games on my phone to survive. Games are the most important part of a good phone, except for a place to charge it, which I will find somewhere in this stupid park after I get my phone. I didn’t say that though, because Grandpa had chimed in with Camping is about escaping cell phones, Spencer.

    But what if there’s an emergency?

    That’s what grandpas are for. I’ll have mine in the Jeep. Turned off.

    Case closed, said Deb.

    Well, this is one emergency Grandpa can’t deal with. What makes it worse is, I was really, truly, only going to play games at bedtime or when Grandpa was napping—for a reward, like. I figured I’d deserve it.

    See, Jer had given me a pep talk. This trip means a lot to your Grandpa D. He wants to take each of his grandsons somewhere, bond with you. Bernie would love to do the same thing. Bernie is Jer’s dad, my other grandpa. He and Estelle live out west on Salt Spring Island. Grandpa D is Deb’s dad, David McLean. It’s just a weekend, Jer went on. Promise to try to be a happy camper, okay? Just go with the flow, give it a chance, and I bet you’ll have fun. And Grandpa D will love it. He’ll be proud of you.

    That’s true. Grandpa knows I suck at outdoors stuff, and I know that bugs him. Luckily, when we go to his cottage, Bun and our cousins take up the slack for me while I read comics under the deck. I take up the slack for Bun when Grandpa starts giving us advice. Deb calls that Grandpa’s lecture mode. She should know—she’s a prof at York U, and if that’s what university is like, I think I’ll skip it.

    I puff up to the SofteeSlurp ice-cream stand, my glasses smeared with sweat. There’s no phone where we sat. A teenager is bagging trash and wiping tables. I hurry over. "Did anyone

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