THE BOY WITH SHOES

A Kenyan Childhood

Smashwords Edition

HILLARY LISIMBA AMBANI

MYSTERY BOOKS

The Boy with Shoes!

Copyright ©Hillary Lisimba Ambani, 2019

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For:

The late Jumba Mamesa

YOU MADE ENGLISH BEAUTIFUL, effortlessly

I didn’t just learn, I experienced

I found love in English, and English opened its arms to me

Sad you never got to see my writing come alive

You should have waited a little bit longer to see me make you proud.

To your grave, you took a lot of wisdom and language

I try, very hard, to keep your legacy alive,

I hope one day I can make a language champion too

Some say the little things I write inspire them—I don’t know

I just write!

They never showed me where your bones lie, nor let me bring you flowers.

You, too, didn’t bid me farewell, you just left—

And that was cruel of you.

Well, I doubt anyone knew just how much you flowed in my blood.

Heroes don’t die,

They forever remain engraved on the hearts of those they touched.

Tears poured freely as I wrote this poem, I still mourn my English champion.

This book is my little way of saying ‘Thank You’.

It’s the much I could do.

Now you can rest in peace,

Your legacy lies herein.

Signed,

Son of Man.

Born to tell stories to touch lives.

Also for:

Those who made this possible:

MY PARENTS, MR AND Mrs Ambani, for the fists of steel. I was naughty and that is why this book exists in the first place. You also made sure I got sufficient education to help me fit into the modern day society.

Tope, Anthony, Anne, Nelly (Rest in peace), and Julliet. You were the gears in the system that interwove to create this entire plot.

My high school English teacher, Mr. George Masinde, for picking the language orphan left by Mr. Mamesa and crafting me into the prose writer I have become. I owe you another book.

Mr Erick Livumbazi Ngoda, my editor, for helping me re-arrange my ideas into something sensible.

Brenda Oloo (Mermaid): The dotting wife, mother to my son and anchor in my adult years. You took over parenting me from my parents and you’ve done an excellent job.

Milan: In him my heir lies. In his veins my blood flows. In his existence, I have reason to look forward to another day. Now that is the next writer.

My fans: You are the reason I write. I became your servant and it’s a wonderful place to be. For you I’ll always write.

Lydiah N. Njuguna, Patricia L. George, and Cassandra Mathews: wonderful strangers who believed in a young man’s dream and turned it into a reality. Words aren’t sufficient to express my gratitude.

God: That would need a whole book to talk about. He is everything I needed and more.

CONTENTS

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Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Preface

CHAPTER 1: AN IMBECILE IS BORN

CHAPTER 2: WELCOME TO SCHOOL

CHAPTER 3: MEET MARGARET THATCHER

CHAPTER 4: WELCOME SHOES

CHAPTER 5: NEW FRONTIERS

CHAPTER 6: CRUSHING ON ESTHER

CHAPTER 7: BOYS AND TOYS

CHAPTER 8: OF CHRISTMAS AND OPENING DAYS

CHAPTER 9: THE NEXT LEVEL MISDEMEANOURS

CHAPTER 10: RIGHT PLACE, WRONG TIME

CHAPTER 11: CLATTER AND CLANG

CHAPTER 12: DREAMS MADE, DREAMS KILLED

CHAPTER 13: A BRUSH WITH POWER

CHAPTER 14: TWILIGHT YEARS

CHAPTER 15: DRUNK

CHAPTER 16: FLY AWAY BUTTERFLY

EPILOGUE

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

PREFACE

THIS IS A TRUE REMINISCENCE, a recollection of my formative years growing up in the village. I have come to realize that it was a rich experience that taught me many valuable life lessons. Although some still make me cry and others make me light up with joy, all the memories are dear and deep inside my heart. They are all indelibly etched in the sands of time. Most people who grew up around the time I did would relate and empathize, because it seemed like every parent during our time read from the same script, every school operated the same way, and every village had the same characters. Some of these stories could sound fictitious to those growing up in the present day but they will definitely strike a nostalgic cord in those with similar experiences.

Hillary Lisimba Ambani, 2019

CHAPTER 1

NEWLY MARRIED TO A young man who had put her up in one of the most beautiful houses in the village, Mom’s life grew from strength to strength. Her job as a teacher won her love from church members, parents to the children she taught, fellow workmates, and ordinary villagers. A woman, like her, who made her ‘own money’ in the ‘90s earned a place among the ‘who is who’ in the society. The norm was most women stayed home and waited for the men to toil and bring the bacon home. Wait, let us replace ‘bacon’ with something cheaper, like beans. Most men who went out not only came home smelling of cheap liquor, but also demanded food from the same women they had left with no money. I lost count of the fathers I passed lying on the roadside after one too many, waiting for their lovely wives to come drag their drunk souls home.

It is, therefore, safe to say that Mom was living the Kenyan Dream ... but there was a problem: the only son she had given birth to was the proper definition of an imbecile. She named me after one of the most famous doctors of our time, Dr. Lisimba. The only undoing was that my surname is Luhyia for Mongoose, doctor in the picture or not. For the same reason, the name ‘Lisimba’ was not fully embraced by the family, because families share surnames passed on from generation to generation. All my sisters have some other cousin or a niece with their maiden names as Savai, Afandi, Eboso, or some other family name. The names keep circulating as new babies join our family, so much that many a time when we are at a gathering you have to specify ‘the small Savai’ or ‘the chubby Eboso’ lest six people respond at the same time. It is only that these gatherings are rare these days—we forgot family ties and only meet at funerals.

Back to my name, Lisimba has never been given to anyone else, it is like the whole extended family silently protested against it. Even my own four-year-old son has internalized all my other names but somehow refused to grasp this particular one. That is what happens when you go naming your kid after tiny crafty stubborn animals just because you picked the name from a doctor.

I choose not to take this lying down, though. Remove ‘Li’ from the same name and you are left with ‘Simba’, the king of the jungle. Now that makes sense, doesn’t it? Dogs named Simba in my village not only have a personality but are known to be fierce. So, if some comfort can be gained from that then I left that mongoose crap and joined the winning side; and that’s how early in life ‘The Den Diaries’ was born. Lions have dens, mongoose have holes; the lion roars and everything around goes into hiding, the mongoose hears simple noises and scampers into hiding. Who in their right mind wants to be associated with that kind of mediocrity? Not me. The LION it is.

I have never been told the exact time of the day that I came, kicking and screaming, into this world. Only the date is deemed important to record perhaps, mine being Friday, 10th May, 1985. The location of birth is recorded as Pumwani Maternity Hospital, the largest maternity facility in Kenya. Further details surrounding my entry into the world are scanty, but I have with time come to question a lot of things. First, that facility has had numerous scandals of babies being exchanged when their mothers are still confused and weak from labour. Which means I could easily be a child of affluence who should by now be sitting in a rocking chair in a compound with an Olympic-size swimming pool sipping mojito to the sound of birds chirping on trees.

However, I live in a lower middle class apartment jostling for space with giant cockroaches during the day and giant mosquitoes at night. I always confirm my jalopy has working jumper cables and a tow-rope in the trunk before leaving lest it ‘dies’ on me out there. Being broke is just sad, isn’t it? Secondly, I’m constantly confused with an artist named Rabbit (shares this love for animals). He is into creative writing with a similar style as mine and is Luhyia like myself! Coincidence? Who knows, one of these days I’ll drag myself to a lab and run DNA tests.

I am the first born, an only son, which automatically meant I was a mini-parent. My parents didn’t have much back then; just two huts, a handful of brown chicken, one emaciated cow, and God. When you are born of a family that is still trying to find a bearing, you suffer together with your parents, and when their little money runs out, they look at you with such thoughts as, ‘if we didn’t have this third mouth, we would probably have some more.’ They also make all their parenting mistakes on you and the society understands. Even as a trial and error kid, a guinea-pig, you are expected to be as straight as an arrow, as if someone tapped you one day while in the womb and said he was there for a crash course on discipline. You become some sort of a magician’s dove; raised a mistake, turned out a masterpiece.

Mothers usually bear the brunt, because fathers easily conclude your wailing into one sentence—he wants to breastfeed—and only one person in that household has that ability. Sometimes one wonders why men were given this useless pair on the chest, but then imagine a man’s chest without breasts. When you do well at school, the father guards that victory as his own, when you fail the same father avoids it like the plague— wewe tu ni mjinga kama mamako.

First-born sons gave fathers pride and agony in equal measure. Pride because they went to work and their first result was a male made them feel like a bull. It brought about an air of importance knowing there’s a ready heir to continue the family lineage and inherit their property. Well, it is not like most had anything to call an inheritance, maybe just debts for those that spent their twilight years drowning in illicit liquor. The agony was that sons were darlings to their mothers—some sort of connection even scientists haven’t done well at explaining—so, fathers hang on and sometimes throw tantrums to remain relevant. The weak ones kept distance, pretending to be out there working when they actually were tired of how upside down another little being turned their cul-de-sac.

First-borns can easily break young marriages, because