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“The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. …where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings?” (pp.281-82)”
― Sarah Turnbull, Almost French: Love and a New Life in Paris

tags: building, city, lime, loo, public, toilet, trail, trees, ufo

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“There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, comfort-station, convention, culture, custom, disgust, disgusting, funny, hilarious, house, houses, housing, humor, humorous, humour, idea, ideas, innovate, innovation, invent, invention, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, powder-room, repulsive, restroom, satire, shelter, shelters, toilet, toilets, tradition, urinal, washroom

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“Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, comfort-station, defecate, defecation, faeces, fart, farted, farts, feces, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, narcissism, powder-room, restroom, satire, shit, toilet, toilets, urinal, vanity, washroom

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“our outside loo, known as the Betty, was a good loo; whitewashed and compact with a flashlight hanging behind the door. I smuggled books in there to read them in secret, claiming constipation.”
― Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?

tags: betty, loo, outside-toilet, toilet

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“Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, ashamed, child, children, comfort-station, embarrass, embarrassed, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, lavatory, loo, parent, parenthood, parents, pass, potty-training, powder-room, pride, proud, restroom, satire, shame, toilet, toilet-training, toilets, urinal, washroom

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