“It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true it would not be a proof that religion is true. That would be an extension of pragmatism beyond endurance. Santa Claus makes children good in precisely the same way, and yet no one would argue seriously that the fact proves his existence. The defense of religion is full of such logical imbecilities. The theologians, taking one with another, are adept logicians, but every now and then they have to resort to sophistries so obvious that their whole case takes on an air of the ridiculous. Even the most logical religion starts out with patently false assumptions. It is often argued in support of this or that one that men are so devoted to it that they are willing to die for it. That, of course, is as silly as the Santa Claus proof. Other men are just as devoted to manifestly false religions, and just as willing to die for them. Every theologian spends a large part of his time and energy trying to prove that religions for which multitudes of honest men have fought and died are false, wicked, and against God.”
― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report

“OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.
Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."
Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.”
― Michael Scott, The Alchemyst

“Baby carrots are making me gay.”
― Stephen Colbert, I Am America

“... the more I learned, the more conscious did I become of the fact that I was ridiculous. So that for me my years of hard work at the university seem in the end to have existed for the sole purpose of demonstrating and proving to me, the more deeply engrossed I became in my studies, that I was an utterly absurd person.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man

“All the people like us are we, and everyone else is they.”
― Rudyard Kipling

“Often, moreover, it is...that aspect of our being that society finds eccentric, ridiculous, or disagreeable, that holds our sweet waters, our secret well of happiness, the key to our equanimity in malevolent climes.”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

“If anyone else asked that question, O He Who Is Terrible and Great, I would have said they were an ignorant fool; in you it is a sign of the disarming simplicity which is the fount of all virtue.”
― Jonathan Stroud, The Amulet of Samarkand

“You can't fight hatred with hatred and expect anyone to listen to you. You can only try to lessen it with humor, wit, truth and commonsense. If that doesn't work run like hell, while they throw rocks at you.”
― Shannon L. Alder

“Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.”
― Cato the Elder

“Glimmer, I hear someone call her - ugh, the names the people in District 1 give their children are so ridiculous ...”
― Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“What is most vile and despicable about money is that it even confers talent. And it will do so until the end of the world.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky

“All letters of love are
Ridiculous.
They wouldn’t be love letters if they were not
Ridiculous.”
― Fernando Pessoa

“Don't be ridiculous, please.'
The most insulting words in the world!”
― L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Windy Poplars

“I am in a ridiculous humour,' quoth Eugene; 'I am a ridiculous fellow. Everything is ridiculous. Come along!”
― Charles Dickens, Our Mutual Friend

“Vincent had ten major ideas every week: three brilliant, five good, and two ridiculous.”
― Jean-Dominique Bauby, The Diving Bell and the Butterfly: A Memoir of Life in Death

“There is no real bravery in getting paid to save someone's life. However, there is a large amount of bravery in a nurse break dancing at the hospital's Christmas party.”
― Shannon Alder

“Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though', said the squadron leader. 'Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride?”
― Robert Rankin, Retromancer

“You know, in my opinion, being ridiculous is sometimes even a good thing, and better than that: we can forgive one another more quickly, and acquire humility more quickly; after all, we can't understand everything at once, we can't begin directly from perfection! In order to achieve perfection, we must first of all fail to understand a great many things! And if we understand too quickly, we may not understand very well.”
― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot

“It seems that the standard protocol for solving most problems is to determine all of the ways that the problems can’t be solved.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Someone poisoned the High King, and he is going to laugh and dance himself to death in front of a Court that will veer between delight and disgust. They will think him ridiculous as his heart stops.”
― Holly Black, The Wicked King

“My lower lip trembled, and I began unbuttoning my gown, then tugged it off my shoulders.

I let it slide to the ground in a sigh of silk and tulle and beading, a deflated soufflé on the marble floor, and took a large step out of it. Even my undergarments were ridiculous, frothy scraps of lace, intended solely for Tamlin to admire- and then tear into ribbons.

I snatched up the gown, storming to the armoire and shoving it inside. Then I stripped off the undergarments and chucked them in as well.”
― Sarah J. Maas, A Court of Mist and Fury

“The essential insanity of fighting the truth is that we are fighting against the very thing that is incessantly fighting for us.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“Is it possible that the greatest part of this existence is made up of those things for which logic is completely inadequate simply because a world small enough to be imprisoned by our logic would itself be a prison?”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“I laugh again. Honestly, I don't know why I laughed so infrequently before. Everything is marvellous and ridiculous.”
― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

“It's ridiculous the way everyone acts like killing a king is going to make someone better at being one,' Vivi says. 'Imagine if, in the mortal world, a lawyer passed the bar by killing another lawyer.”
― Holly Black, The Queen of Nothing

“Joke about politics if you must joke. Politics is usually funny any-way.”
― A.W. Tozer, Faith Beyond Reason

“Ignorance is the choice not to know what you don’t want to know, assuming that the absence of knowing causes the absence of the existence of that which you don’t want to know. Therefore, the belief in the ability of ignorance to achieve its goal is likely the greatest ignorance of all.”
― Craig D. Lounsbrough

“You are...'

'Devilishly handsome? Wickedly clever?' He turned back tot he western sky, where it still carried the haze of fire. 'Stunningly charismatic?'

'That wasn't what I was going for,' I told him. 'More like ridiculous.'

'Endearing ridiculous,' he corrected.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, A Kingdom of Flesh and Fire

“If you ask what the real source of many ridiculous things in this world is, I would say that humans are very bored creatures! They are so bored that they try to reduce their boredom by doing the most ridiculous things!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“My female has a heart as soft and ample as her bottom.”
― Ruby Dixon, Corsairs: Adiron