“You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot.
And you know what?
You're right.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“The only thing worse than not getting what you want, is getting it.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“Sometimes I just know things.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“She flashes me a smile so devastating that it could even make an atheist believe in God.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“Human beings tend to be conservative,
so if you lie, you'll probably be closer to the truth.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“Friends don't let friends commit social suicide.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“My parents are great listeners
Which is why I never tell them anything”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“But Lunch Isn't That Bad, Really

Once I get used to
having to eat with two people
instead of one.

Two people who have known each other
for such a long time
that they practically speak in code.

Two people who are always saying,
"Remember the time when this happened?"
and "Remember the time when that happened?"

(Which, of course,
I never do,
because I wasn't there.)

Well, okay,
it is that bad.
It sucks, even.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“When we kiss, his lips on mine are like CPR--
breathing the life back into me.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“I kiss her like my life depends on it.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know

“Grace's eyes bigger than DVD's,
Rachel's mouth hanging open so wide
you could reach right in and
perform a tonsillectomy.”
― Sonya Sones, What My Girlfriend Doesn't Know