Mulan II (2004 Video)

Harvey Fierstein: Yao

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Quotes 

• Captain Li Shang : [storming over to Mulan]  Mulan!

  Fa Mulan : Why hello, General. Out on night maneuvers?

  Captain Li Shang : General Hardhead?

  [makes a silly yet glaring face] 

  Captain Li Shang : Brushing my teeth?

  Fa Mulan : Is - something wrong?

  Captain Li Shang : [scolding Mulan]  I heard you, Mulan. Every word.

  [covers his mouth] 

  Fa Mulan : Every word of what?

  Captain Li Shang : Don't play coy; I saw you outside my tent!

  Fa Mulan : What? I haven't left my post!

  Captain Li Shang : And I suppose you weren't gossiping about me with the princesses?

  Fa Mulan : Shang, did that dip in the river get you water-logged? And - why are you talking with your hand over your mouth?

  Captain Li Shang : I wouldn't want to peel your PAINT!

  [storms away while Mulan looks on, shocked] 

  Yao : [watching Shang leave]  Changing of the guard.

  Captain Li Shang : And next time, DON'T LEAVE YOUR POST!

  Fa Mulan : Hmph!

  Yao : What's with him?

  Fa Mulan : [growls in frustration] 

  Yao : What's with her? Who'm I talkin' to?

• Yao : You should have seen the way she looked at me.

  Ling : You mean with disgust?