How to Make Fried Rice

Ingredients :

White Rice that's previously been cooked Carrots Yellow Onion Garlic 3 Eggs Bean Sprouts Black Pepper Salt Fresh Ginger Soy Sauce Green Onion Sesame Oil Shrimp,Chicken,and/or pork/tofu(optional)

Steps : Now that we have assembled all the necessary ingredients for making authentic fried rice, we can proceed further with the process of it. Have a look at the step by step guide given below, that can help you better in this regard : 1. Take a nonstick frying pan and put a tbsp of sesame oil in it. Now place this pan over medium heat. Use an egg or two and scramble it lightly in the oil. After they have scrambled nicely, remove them from the pan. Now put another tbsp of sesame oil in the non stick frying pan and add in it: some tbsp of chopped onions and some tbsp of chopped ham. You can use either green onions or yellow and white onions. Instead of the ham you can also choose to use shrimp or a combination of shrimp and ham or you can also use tofu. Incase you are using shrimp; you need to add it just before serving. You just have to heat the shrimps properly and avoid over cooking it. However if you are using tofu; you shall have to fry it separately in another pan by using a little oil and some soy sauce. Fry the tofu till it develops a slight skin and then you can add it to the main frying pan. Make sure that the onions are fried till they become translucent. 2. After the onions become a bit translucent in color, you have to add the vegetables to it and continue stir frying them till they become cooked through. It is advised that you use vegetables like: cabbage, beans, corn, peas, snow peas, celery, sprouts and carrots. Avoid using mushy vegetables. It is advised that you use firm

vegetables while making authentic fried rice. Snow peas are a great addition to the stir fry as they contain lots of protein. 3. Fried rice is a great way to utilize various leftovers or items in your refrigerator. A timesaver is to use a handful of diced, frozen mixed vegetables - the peas, carrots, etc. add color, nutrition and flavor in seconds. 4. Now you shall have to add about 3 cups of cooked rice. Make sure that when you add the rice, it should be cooled medium. Also important is to keep the rice dry and not moist. You will have gooey fried rice if you add moist rice to the vegetables. If you are having leftover rice in the fridge then you can also use that as a substitute. Another option is to cook rice the night before and then refrigerate it till use. 5. After having added the cooked, dry and cooled long grain white rice to the frying pan, you have to stir fry all the contents together lightly for some minutes. As the rice is already cooked, you do not have to overcook it. Just allow the rice to combine with all the ingredients in the pan nicely. 6. Now take 1 tbsp grated ginger root and add it to the frying pan. Also add to it a tbsp of soy sauce. This will bring in the taste. Make sure that you add some ground pepper and then again stir fry all the contents of the pan for a minute. This will ensure that the soy sauce and the pepper get mixed in the rice evenly. Do not forget to add the scrambled eggs on top of your authentic fried rice before serving it! Tips :

You can substitute butter for oil. There are many things you can pair up with fried rice. Here are some ideas:
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Eggs / Tofu / Chicken / Pork / Ham / Beef / Vegetables Inside pita bread with salsa, ham, and melted cheese Serve with dumplings Soup

It's recommended to use overnight left-over rice for fried rice because it is firmer than freshly cooked rice. This will prevent rice sticking together while stir frying.

Warnings :

Use caution when operating any cooking surface or container to avoid injury. Be careful when you cut the vegetables.

Beware when performing and "frying" operation as oil tends to "spit" from cooking surfaces, and some food items will actually explode when exposed to hot enough oil.

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Dallas Group / Magnesol Premier producer of adsorbent synthetic magnesium silicate. www.dallasgrp.com 2 Wash the vegetables. Then, dice the carrots and onions into small pieces. Set them aside for the next step. 3 Add oil and heat up the pan to 100 degrees. 4 Toss the vegetables into the pan for about 3 minutes. Add 1 teaspoon of salt into the pan. 5 Boil the chicken or shrimp with the rest of the ingredients (optional). 6 Put a bit more oil into the frying pan. 7 Add an egg and scramble with the other ingredients 8 Toss the rice in carefully. Add approximately 2 to 3 tablespoons of soy sauce while frying. 9 Put fried rice on a dish and it's ready to serve!

How to Make Fried Rice

Fried rice is an authentic Asian dish that has become popular world wide. There are many cooks around the world who make great fried rice but lack the authenticity of the dish. That is because they overlook two most important and secret ingredients of any Asian cuisine: sesame oil and ginger root. Let us try to understand the making of true and authentic fried rice that can take anyones heart away! The things that are required for making authentic fried rice are as follows:

A non stick frying pan White or green onion Sesame oil and other vegetable oil Fresh/frozen vegetables Eggs Ham/shrimp/tofu Medium or long grain white rice Soy sauce Grated ginger root

How to Make Avocado Juice

The avocado, also known as butter pear or alligator pear, is a fruit that is widely acknowledged to have properties that reduce cholesterol levels in the body. So, you want to include this fruit in your diet in a tasty way? Read on!

Ingredients :

1 avocado (ripe) 500 ml cold milk 250 ml cold water 150 grams sugar 3 - 5 drops vanilla essence

Steps :
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. First, spoon out avocado pulp and place in blender. Then, add a half glass of water. Add enough sugar. Mix it or blend it. Pour the juice in a tall glass. Finally add several ice cubes. The avocado juice is ready to serve.

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11 signs you love someone

You walk really slow when you're with them. TEN: You feel shy whenever they're around. NINE:

EIGHT: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her. SIX: They're all you think about.

FIVE: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time. who is s/he?

TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number seven was missing

ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO......

28 things most girls don't know

Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE) --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. --Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. --Don't talk about your guy friends to

your boyfriend. --Guys get jealous easily. --Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. --Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out. --Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. --A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. --Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. --Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant. --Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused. --When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me." --If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up. --If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you. --When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something. --Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. --A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. --Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily. --Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys. --Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more. --If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you. --Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them. --When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible. ---Girls, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your life ---Guys if you don't repost this in one hr then you will lose the girl of your life. post this as: 28 things most girls dont know

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