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L–R from the top- Abby Gaylord and her future ex-husband
Kirnen showed up w/the latest Spring fashion tattoos as did the
pork-party leader as properly introduced by fans at the Dock as
well as Monkey Business fans and supporters for the re-opening
cele on Feb 21st. there. Onward thru the fog!
Ravings Of A Diseased Mind aka I’m only serious when I’m not laugh-
Full Moon Rising
ing aka HHRBS Blurbs aka No Opinion, No Brain!
March 10th, 2202 pm
by c james

that Little Joe has his FTL’s in a wad

I always cheer up immensely if an about how all this econo gloomy-
attack is particularly wounding
because I think, well, if they attack
doomy started and seems to think that
the last 8 years really started 10 years
E:Mail • ESP • entre nous • Pony
one personally, it means they have
not a single political argument left.
ago an’ all the political junkies out
there may want to ck it out on pg.7.
Express • Courier Pigeon •
–Margaret Thatcher–
Between Lust &
Everybody’s Machiavelli...
Money Is..., ...lies “Love” as the average guru
all screwed up and with the excep- knows it today and getting out on V-
tion of every politician in our lives, Day last month was a bit more inter-
referring of course to the local munic- esting this year as there seemed to be
ipality to county to state and on to the more luv in the air than money on the
mighty fed, we are the guys picking up street. What is it exactly? Its so vague.
their tabs and they, and only they, If you’re a Machiavelli fan its a means
have nothing to fear. They see to it by to an end. But while men have been
contemplating the question for years,
coming up with all the creative little
carrots and sticks mankind can pro- women on the other hand seem to be Coffey & DoNuts
entitled to it whatever it happens to be to:raimail@hargray.com
duce such as O’s most recent carrot
aka the “Recovery and Reinvestment” in thier minds which seems to vary Tribute From:coolcottoncandy@
plan. We have another slick ex-lawyer more often than not tho they still want to:railmail@hargray.com Interesting piece on the Judge
in the Whitehouse. Congrats chumps, to “marry well”? From:lisehusbands@ Coffey case last month and we were
what you see is what you got. OkieDokie, but now its unanimous wondering if there have been any new
that every State, County and This should be front-page news developements. We don’t expect to
Municipality is in the same ‘save-me- instead of the crap we see every day. hear anything more from the Packet
Disgust Anyone? save-me’ mode cuz Beaufort County PO2 (EOD2)(Explosive Ordnance but think this is one of those local
has just got in line with every pork-on- Disposal) Mike Monsoor, a Navy EOD embarassments that needs following.
Oh well what are ya’ gonna do when th’-brain government bunch coast to Technician, was awarded the Con- coolcottoncandy, we haven’t
all these clever new power brokers coast while every man and woman gressional Medal of Honor posthu- heard a word but have been contact-
that seem to think that we’re all just a has been seeking the safe warm nest mously for jumping on a grenade in ed by a couple of our beer drinking
bunch of dullards that only they the that “love” provides which makes a Iraq , giving his life to save his fellow lawyer type buddies that think Judge
enlightened can understand and know body wonder if love and money may Seals. Coffey’s days are numbered and were
how to take care of but just settle for not be too far detached which is of During Mike Monsoor's funeral in so supportive that we have no choice
silent disgust and move on into the course a lover’s question? Can someone San Diego , as his coffin was being but to follow-up if and when pertinent
mire right along with the enlightened tell me what this hillbillie is trying to say here? moved from the hearse to the grave information becomes available. In all
which leads us to the point which is site at Ft. Rosecrans National due fairness we have also heard from
Cemetery, SEAL's were lined up on a close friend or two that have George
both sides of the pallbearers route Breed bending a few rules in his own
forming a column of two's, with the right but have no documentation to
coffin moving up the center. As substantiate that.Thanks for reading.
Mike's coffin passed, each SEAL,
Rail ✹✬❀❊GL having removed his gold Trident from
his uniform, slapped it down embed- Interesting Q’s
ding the Trident in the wooden coffin. to:raimail@hargray.com
The slaps were audible from across From: yin–n–yang@
the cemetery; by the time the coffin
arrived grave side, it looked as though Enjoy the reading material. Q. Does
it had a gold inlay from all the Tridents having a black president mean that
pinned to it. This was a fitting send- white journalist and politicians no
off for a warrior hero. longer have to worry about being
accused of racism when they bash
Lise, copy that sweetie, when I think black leaders and politicians? And
of the average shirker that hides
what do you think about affirmative
behind the moral “war is wrong” phi-
losophy, it makes me wonder what the action now? Is that all over?
new generation is really made of.
Whatever it is is just disgusting and yin–n–yang, You’d think so but rea-
makes me think about what their chil- son doesn’t prevail much anymore. It
dren are going to be all about. also stands to reason that having to
tolerate Sharpton is over.
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✲➠❊PP❊❋❙ The Scheme Of Things
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If That’s All
Winter of our Discontent ll There IS
By C. James
On discovering that the current
By Roger Franklin, HHI store owner, Italian immigrant Alfio Then let’s keep dancing. Its not
Marullo, might be an illegal alien, he only impossible that Dennis Gerwing
Well now come to find out, first turns him into the Immigration and acted alone in the alleged murder
Shakespeare was a pretty hip old Naturalization Service and then and body removals of John and
dude after all. Not unlike his play “King deceives him in handing the store Elizabeth Calvert, it is a matter of
Richard lll” the book, as published in back to Hawley. Eventually, he even record that he didn't. It says so. right
1961 by John Steinbeck, (his last) manages to become "somebody" in between the lines.
defined the “Winter of our Discontent” the local town by taking possession of The empty Kendall Jackson bottle
as “over now and new beginnings are a strip of land needed by local busi- found in the Villa where Gerwing's
in order”. nessmen to expand an airport; he'll body was discovered, and the toxi-
At the risk of being accused of wax- get the land from Danny Taylor, the cology report stating that no alcohol
ing philosophical, Steinbeck could town drunkard and Ethan's childhood was found in his bloodstream,
very well still be alive and well and friend, in exchange for enough money –”zero”– proves that a third party was
writing “Winter” as a reflection of the to drink himself to death. present at that villa at one time or
present day. The stark difference of In this way, Hawley gets to a position another during his single overnight
course is that the Winter of our dis- where he's able to get in on and even stay there. Were there prints? Wiped
content has just begun and Spring is a manipulate and control the behind- clean perhaps? What?
long way off. the-scenes dealings of the corrupt Also according to the tox report, at Dennis Gerwing
The story revolves around New town businessmen and politicians; no approximately 9:30 pm on March 10, later", strongly indicates that Gerwing
Englander Ethan Allen Hawley, who longer will he or his family want for Gerwing phoned his lawer from the had an accomplice. A mild mannered
works as a clerk in a grocery store he anything. Ethan assuages his guilt by Villa to let him know where he’d be wine connoisseur with no priors, with
used to own. His wife and children finding excuses: Marullo really wanted staying and to leave him the phone plans to murder two people in 3 hours
resent their lowly social and economic to get back to Sicily; Danny really number there. At 3:58 pm the follow- going casually about his way?
position, and don't put any value in the wanted to die. ing afternoon, Gerwing’s body was And then there was Gerwing’s
high levels of honesty and integrity Which brings us back to reality. Our found. The Coroner’s report states “motivated” suicide that many doubt
that Ethan struggles to maintain in a current Government wallows in cor- that he’d been dead since somewhere could have ever happened as con-
corrupt society. Under this constant ruption so that the status quo is pre- between 5am and 9 am that morning. cluded. Trying to makes sense of a
pressure, Hawley will eventually man- served. They have convinced Main Interesting to think what Gerwing may guy that offs himself with a cheap ser-
age to get back the store by renounc- Street that the stimulous is to have been doing all night between the rated kitchen knife is difficult because
ing his morals, but the re-found wealth save/create jobs but what they know hours of 9:30 pm, March 10, and the it would mean a spur of the moment
will not bring happiness. but aren’t saying is that without jobs time of his death 8-12 hours later. decision. Suicide is not something
Feeling the pressure from his fami- they have no payroll tax, no incomes According to the BCSO summary that just suddenly pops into a person’s
ly to achieve more than his current to tax, no sales to tax, no production report on page 5, 3rd paragraph, that mind. As a person planning suicide by
station, Ethan considers letting his excise tax, no consumption (VAT) tax a car was left at the airport approxi- bleeding to death would surly have
normally high standards of conduct or imports to tax. Big brother is not mately 3 hours prior to the March 3rd razor blades, or at least a good sharp
take a "brief" respite in order to attain bailing out Main St., Main St. is bailing meeting "for friends that were flying in knife, we think it safe to conclude that
a better social and economic position. out Big Brother.
there was no plan to commit suicide if
indeed it was.
Then there’s the problem with the
money Gerwing stole single handed-
ly. It was never located. No one knows
where it went but its gone. Just like
the Calverts, without a trace. The only
referrences made to its whereabouts
were found in the suicide notes. “Its
gone”. A cover-up, but for who?

Coming April: A man thought to be a

lone double murderer commits sui-
cide, leaves 2 notes but makes no
mention of the murders he’s allegedly
committed. Odd? Next month see:
The Impossible Muderer
 Socialism Now!
Who’d a thunk that all this econo
mess could have emanated from toxic
or otherwise “subprime” loans but
Little Joe has come to believe that it is
6 Pack
indeed how it all began almost 10
years ago now. While scouring around
the web we came upon a 1999 NYT
piece that pretty much solidifies the
notion. Those of you who ID with the
lefties that tend to blame it all on
Dubya, along with acts of God and
Global warming, you may just want to O’ and the Dems can talk
stop reading now as bursting bubbles
about the last 8 years all
Who’s Bailing
is not one my favorite things to do. Who?
The NYT headline read..., they want but that doesn’t
The Congress has created its own unconstitutional. Its that simple. The
change the fact that the
Fannie Mae Eases Credit source of perpetual political funding. Constitution is very specific about the
To Aid Mortgage Lending SubPrime faux pas started We pay taxes, the government doles powers granted to the congress.
out our money, and those receiving Article II, Section 8 - Powers of
10 yrs ago with Bill Clinton. Congress is less than 500 words in
...published on September 30, 1999 erty 200 years ago, where much of the the money pay off the people who
and penned by STEVEN A. HOLMES, voted to send these special interests length. Nowhere in those 500 words is
average well-to-do American acquired there any mention of bailing out pri-
this article may have been the first theirs. In the next 3 and final para- our money in the first place.
time the word “sub-prime” was used. This Congress has created the per- vate banks or private companies, set-
graphs we quote here, the “S P” word ting up government guaranteed
To get the right tone of this NYT piece, is born and today’s economic mess is fect storm for the taxpayer and perfect
a few direct quotes are in order. The weather for smooth campaign finance financing of private homes, cash for
fully defined. Amtrak, cash for "artists," cash for
first and second paragraphs read: In addition, banks, thrift institu- sailing. Republicans keep on lunching
“In a move that could help increase down on K Street with the lobbyists. education, cash for ACORN and
tions and mortgage companies have "community services," cash for global
home ownership rates among minori- been pressing Fannie Mae to help The Democrats have rigged the
ties and low-income consumers, the bailouts (using the paybacks to the warming research, cash for digital
them make more loans to so-called TVs, and on and on and on. Nor is
Fannie Mae Corporation is easing the subprime borrowers. These borrowers special interest groups that receive
credit requirements on loans that it will them) to free up more time for golf. there any verbiage in the Constitution
whose incomes, credit ratings and that allows the congress to be funded
purchase from banks and other savings are not good enough to qual- Incumbents, from both parties who
lenders. support this plunder, are going to by the recipients of its spending. Is Lil’
ify for conventional loans, can only get Joe the only guy curious about this?
The action, which will begin as a loans from finance companies that remain in office for a long, long time.
pilot program involving 24 banks in 15 All of this funding and fraud is lj6
charge much higher interest rates --
markets -- including the New York anywhere from three to four percent-
metropolitan region -- will encourage age points higher than conventional
those banks to extend home mort- loans.
gages to individuals whose credit is ''Fannie Mae has expanded home
generally not good enough to qualify ownership for millions of families in
for conventional loans. Fannie Mae the 1990's by reducing down payment
officials say they hope to make it a requirements,'' said Franklin D.
nationwide program by next spring.” Raines, Fannie Mae's chairman and
And that they did. It was all about chief executive officer. ''Yet there
Slick Willie and the Wall Street greed- remain too many borrowers whose
ies as laid out in the next paragraph. credit is just a notch below what our
“Fannie Mae, the nation's biggest underwriting has required who have
underwriter of home mortgages, has been relegated to paying significantly
been under increasing pressure from higher mortgage rates in the so-called
the Clinton Administration to expand subprime market.''Demographic infor-
mortgage loans among low and mod- mation on these borrowers is sketchy.
erate income people and felt pressure But at least one study indicates that
from stock holders to maintain its phe- 38 percent of the loans in the sub-
nomenal growth in profits.” prime market went to black borrowers.
Now don’t forget folks, this is from Wherein lies the crux, but only a
out of the mouths of Liberal Media’s part of the problem. You didn’t have to
number one darling and penned 10 be sub-prime to take advantage of the
years ago. Those were the days when situation. Low income/bad credit/no
social activists such as Jessie credit got in and Real estate brokers
Jackson and Al Sharpton were howl- and builders seeking huge profits up
ing about the black population being until 2006, were gleefully “flipping that
deprived of their fair share of wealth house” from our Mayor on down.
and the American dream because
slaves weren’t permitted to own prop-
 Docs Know
Best?
By JD Tuccilli, HHI
You visit your doctor and he/she
writes you a prescription. You take it
to your pharmacy and, low and
behold, what you get back is some-
thing a bit different than what your
doctor prescribed. A mistake? Not
really and it happens more than you
think.
Given the economy, everyone is
trying to be smart with his or her
money. But "prescription switching"
isn't always smart. When it comes to
i n A
health care, there's a push by insur-
h a t’s e?
ers to switch prescriptions written
by doctors to less expensive sub- W rcod
stitutes. But what looks like a favor to
consumers may be anything but,
Ba
according to Dr. Ivan Abdouch, presi-
dent of the Nebraska Academy of
Family Physicians.
T he whole world is con-
cerned about China made
Abdouch maintains this switch can 'black hearted goods' and we all may
have unwanted effects for patients, very well have a right. If you're in the
prolonging illnesses, increasing hos-
pitalizations and prompting other
health issues. Consumers have the
power to get the medicine they need
Notice:
— and that their physicians pre-
scribed — by asking pharmacists
HH Rugby Seeks
these four important questions. Individuals interested in
1) Is this the exact drug my doctor
trying-out for the -08 HH
prescribed?
2) Why are you switching my pre- Rugby Team should contact
scription? “Irish” Murphy @ 842 3448.
3) Will this switch affect my
health?
4) Have you notified my doctor of
this switch?

Thought Food: Green Job?

President Obama's call for "green jobs" has created both general confusion
and competing interpretations of the term. Check out this take.
Exactly what a "green job" is, most people aren't quite sure yet. Does it refer
to Ph.D.s in white lab coats or blue-collar workers gone green? If the windmill
engineer has a green job, what about the janitor who also works in his plant?
A trucker hauling soda cans clearly isn't green, but what if he trades his cargo
for solar panels? "There's no such thing; that's my definition," said Robert
Pollin, co-director of the Political Economy Research Institute at the University
of Massachusetts, Amherst. "I'm greatly in favor of investing in things that will
promote a clean environment, create cleaner energy , and those investments
will all create jobs, and I don't really care what color they are." Man oh man!
Geeks • Gadgets • Digital Goodies pg 9

know, you can differentiate which are 629 ~ United Arab less, in the past three updates about themselves or to see
made in Canada , Philippines , Emirates years, developments in updates about others."
Taiwan and China. Its so simple, the 690 ~ 695 China social networking and As with many technologies, enthu-
first 3 digits of the barcode is the 740 ~ 745 Central internet applications siastic users have used Twitter for
country code wherein the product America have begun providing more than just answering the ques-
was made. Government and related BUY AMERICAN internet users with tion, "What are you doing?" Twitter
departments won't educate the pub- WHEN POSSIBLE more opportunities for has been used to help organize and
lic, so we have to educate ourselves. THANK YOU!!! sharing short updates disseminate information during major
Sample: All barcodes that start at about themselves, their events like the 2008 California wild-
690 - 695 are all MADE IN CHINA . lives, and their where- fires, the recent American elections,
471 is Made in Taiwan. abouts online. Users the Mumbai massacre and even the
Nowadays, Chinese businessmen may post messages about their sta- January 2009 crash of US Airways
know that consumers do not prefer
products 'Made in China, ' so they Twitter aka tus, their moods, their location and
other tidbits on social networks and
flight 1549 into the Hudson River.
Janis Krum, a passenger on a ferry
don't show from which country it is blogging sites, or on applications for that rushed to the scene, took a photo
made anymore. However, you may Mindless sending out short messages to of the plane with a cell phone and
now refer to the barcode, remember if friends on networks like Twitter, sent it out via his Twitter feed.
the first 3 digits are: 690-695 then it is Chatter? Yammer and others. Twitter and other status updates have
Made in China. As of December 2008, 11% of also been used for many other pur-
BARCODES By R. Mathis, HHI online American adults said they poses including the airing of com-
used a service like Twitter or another plaints against companies, sharing
00 ~ 13 USA & CANADA The editor of this publication’s opin- service that allowed them to share ideas, forwarding interesting material,
30 ~ 37 FRANCE ion on social networking sites is that updates about themselves or to see documenting events, conversing and
40 ~ 44 GERMANY “the youngsters are lonely these days the updates of others. Just a few flirting.
49 ~ JAPAN and the reason for that is spending far weeks earlier, in November 2008, 9% Twitter and similar services have
50 -UK too much time one the net” and that of internet users used Twitter or been most avidly embraced by young
57 ~ Denmark “they’re trying to make up for the updated their status online and in adults.3 Nearly one-in-five (19%)
64 ~ Finland inherent need for human contact by May 2008, 6% of internet users online adults ages 18 to 24 have ever
76 ~ Switzerland and Liechtenstein holding dear and close a gadget that responded yes to a slightly different used Twitter and its ilk, as have 20%
471 ~ Taiwan some clever peddler has sold them questtion, where users were asked if of online adults ages 25 to 34. Use of
480 ~ Philippines on.” they used "Twitter or another these services drops off steadily after
628 ~ Saudi-Arabia Franklin mya be right but neverthe- ‘microblogging' service to share age 35.
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PARTY WITH US!
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"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs
the torments of man”.
–Friedrich Nietzsche
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REEL FLIX
By Gwen Czura, HHI
Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour how Jamal knows the answers
Hoffman; The Wrestler with are given in flashback. Each Classic Film Quotes:
Mickey Rourke and Milk, for question he has answered has
which Sean Penn received the its roots in tragedy, and When all was black & white
best actor award. There also are although the movie doesn't
some decent films that got no come out and say it, he proves "I suppose I'll be able to get a drink
Oscar attention, such as Taken that he has definitely earned there."
and Defiance, both good action the money awarded to him, as "I told the stewardess liquor for three."
flicks. Again, this is the time to every right answer was "Who are the other two?
get to theaters, while a couple of acquired through blood & tears. "Oh, there are no other two."
months from now will be the time to rent Some of the memories are deeply dis- James Bond (Sean Connery) & Felix
these same flicks at Blockbuster. Unless turbing, with horrific scenes of poverty Leiter (Cec Linder)
Hollywood makes some major changes, and violence. But despite his hard -Goldfinger (1964)
we can probably expect another long dry upbringing, Jamal retains a sense of inno-
good, there are also pure evil characters,
T his is the time to get to the the-
aters. Most of the Oscar-nomi-
spell until next winter. cence and romance into adulthood. His
older brother Salim (Madhur Mittal) has notably a smooth kidnapper who lulls his
victims into a false sense of security with
nated films are playing, and those that Slumdog Finally, the host has Jamal his love of ballads.
disappeared probably will be brought arrested and brutally inter- The story is an old one, but in a new set-
back for audiences to get a second Starring: Dev Patel, Freida ting. It is the tale of a poor honest kid who
chance. In about a month, the Academy
Pinto, Madhur Mittal & Anil
rogated to find out how an makes his way by depending on his wits
Awards will be history, and lame movies uneducated nobody could alone. He falls in love with a beautiful but
undoubtedly will be released, making us
Kapoor
inaccessible girl. In a typical Hollywood
suffer another year of mediocrity. Directed by: Danny Boyle possibly know the answers ending, love triumphs and everyone sings
Most of the Oscar-nominated films from and dances. What sets Slumdog apart is
2008 are worth seeing, some are not. The Directed by a brilliant and highly diverse to such a wide array of ques- the fascinating look at modern-day India,
Curious Case of Benjamin Button has filmmaker and starring a bunch of actors tions. from its poverty, corruption, prejudice and
incredible special effects and some nice from India, Slumdog Millionaire deserves
no such illusions. Salim is a more inter- gang warfare to its elaborate palaces, rich
moments, but at nearly three hours with its reputation as the little movie that could.
esting character, as his life choices are costumes and advanced technology.
little action, it is too long. The story of a It's an independent film made on a slim
mercurial, alternating between good and Despite some very hard scenes, Slumdog
boy who is born old at the end of World budget that somehow transcended the
evil. He and Kumar are both complex is ultimately a feel-good movie, resonat-
War I and ages backward, dying as an indie genre to succeed as an epic block-
characters with ambiguous motives, ing well with audiences who are tired of
infant in his true love's arms, Button buster that strikes a chord with audiences
resisting definition. Where Jamal is pure bad news in the world.
keeps coming across like a Forrest Gump everywhere. It is saved from being cutesy
wannabe. Brad Pitt and Cate Blanchett and superficial by Danny Boyle, the eclec-
have good chemistry, and they generate tic director of such original films as
an old-fashioned romance on screen. The Trainspotting in 1996 and 28 Days Later
film also makes the audience consider the in 2003. Under Boyle's direction, the film
temporal nature of life, imparting the les- combines magical visual effects with
son that time is short and we should enjoy energetic storytelling, resulting in a movie
the good things while we have them. This that keeps us watching and leaves us
is all good and well, but the morals could smiling at the end. Audiences feel like a
have been conveyed in two hours or less. tourist in the Hindi world.
Definitely worth watching is Slumdog If Charles Dickens had lived in 21st cen-
Millionaire, the heartwarming indie film tury India, this is a story he would have
from India that stole audience's hearts written. Eighteen-year-old Dev Patel
and walked away with Oscar gold, includ- plays Jamal, the David Copperfield-like
ing best picture and best director. Other character, rising from an impoverished
movies tried but failed to get nominated, childhood in the slums of Mumbai (for-
such as Revolutionary Road, which only merly known as Bombay) to winning a for-
got one Oscar for best supporting actor. tune on India's most popular televesion
Kate Winslet, who won best actress for quiz show, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
The Reader, had hoped she would get the The show's smarmy host Prem Kumar
nomination instead for Revolutionary (Anil Kapoor), who pronounces the word
Road, also starring Leonardo DiCaprio. "millionaire" in a unique way, becomes
Both films are worth seeing. Other heavy- angrier and angrier as the young kid from
weight acting can be seen in Rachel nowhere ingenuously bests him with
Getting Married with Anne Hathaway as a every correct answer. Finally, the host has
drug addict fresh out of rehab at her sis- Jamal arrested and brutally interrogated
ter's wedding; Doubt, set in a Catholic to find out how an uneducated nobody
school with accusations of child molesta- could possibly know the answers to such
tion, featuring stellar performances by a wide array of questions. The answers to

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By Cork James bers and as one of the S-ends most
visible restaurants will sustain
Spring Kicks through the tougher times ahead via
first time visitors and the steady local
2009 clientele there.
Chinese Year of The Ox As Twist The Bistro is the Island’s
only alternative destination combining
More like a pissed off alligator a 4-2-8pm $2 happy hour with an 80’s
music motif and live music week-ends
keeps steady numbers late there.
Murphy’s may be the most popu-
lar jock destination on the Island as
good numbers of Rugby/Soccer play-

Bringing ers and fans alike huddle there

Thursday-Saturday and with the

It On
walking distance convenience of the
Forest Beach residents and dozens
of near-by white collar workers the
lunch, happy hour and dinner num-
As all bar/restaurant owners/GM’s bers continue to be steady.
have been hard at surviving the While The Sea Shack has been an
Winter it is much to their credit that a economic indicator for several years
surprising majority have succeeded and often reflects bridge market num-
and with the warm season just around bers on any given day the current era
the corner we have yet to get a han- of deflation that’s taking its toll on all
dle on what the ongoing infusion of Island businesses is in evidence
bail-out bucks might mean to poshy there but its doubtful that co-
little spots such as ours. While we owner/GM Gene Baldwin will be com-
have little confidence in a stimulous ing out of pocket any time soon.
plan that applies more to Government Remy’s has been offering more
entities than any private enterprise value-minded lunch, happy hour and
beyond those already on the dole dinner hour deals there and with the
some Dem’ Party spec has it that the After the longest Winter in 20 yrs. Spring kick-09 was a welcomed arrival and real music 5 nights weekly will likely
pork ladened bill itself will have to tho’ eco gloom/doom rudely pervades Islanders wasted no time getting with it be able to eke out ends that meet this
trickle down somewhere albeit via Wedding plans & V-Day activities. L-R from the top- BCSO Lt. Lou Novak
year.
obscured to date. We’ll see. popped the question from onstage @ The Jazz Corner w/Capn Bob, Laura
Moretti and Tom Berenger in tow, the Ruffalos did the town on V-Day, and the PB Sunrise Cafe has ruled the
Meanwhile, its still the nitelife desti- breakfast hours Island-wide for years
party hards @ The Tavern showed up in spades for Friday nite open mic there.
nations maintaining an aggressive now and we see little change through-
MO that continue to enjoy viability Wednesday April 15th - Lost In The out the Winter months there as PBSC
and elbows are bent and hat tips. Media (Local Band) Thursday April The Jazz Corner continues to rule continues to attract the lion’s share of
16th - Jupiter Coyote (Full Band). GM live music venues Island-wide and as the breakfast/brunch locals seeking
and former Monkey Biz DJ Mike co-owner Bob Masteller continues to variety and prompt in and out access.
Who’s Doin’/Not Taylor enjoyed a good turnoout for the add and tweak the weekly stage per- Cap’n Woody’s continues to do
The Value of The Grand Reopening on Feb 21st and
plans for a full weekly schedule dur-
formance schedules while dropping
the cover for locals and adding a
steady lunch and good happy hour
numbers and accentuated by the out-
Entertainment ing the Summer months and with the
Shoreline’s concert schedule growing
value minded late night menu has us
believing that little will change the
door dining and water-side Hurricane
Bar will be doing festive numbers on
While no doubt a struggle the defla- steadily will mean more Nat’l acts to steady turnouts 7 nights there. nice days on into the Spring there and
tion all bar/restaurants are feeling choose from than ever. The Wild Wing’s value formatted Capt’n Russels fishing news will be
these days has low and high-end While The Tavern has struggled all menu and regular live music schedule coming soon.
menus alike becoming more scrut- Winter the Spring shift finds all new is producing steady all you can eat Prnana Int’l is by far doing the
enized and those intent on weather- and first time touring bands lined up lunch numbers and accentuated by biggest numbers week-ends and the
ing it all are creating ways to get peo- and the Friday night open mic hosted good turnouts Thu-Sat for the no barrage of noise complaint news from
ple through the doors. by Tommy and Jeanelle continues to cover real music offerings there we the cubbies at the IP has done noth-
grow drawing some of the best local have no doubt that the growing num- ing but helped the exposure. The pre-
Monkey Business has the Nat’l talent around and doing the most ber of frugal minds will be the driver dominantly 18-30 clientele rules and
Concert schedule back up and run- steady lunch numbers in Park Plaza behind this spots continued success. will continue to be instrumental in PI’s
ning with Shows coming this month. has been a plus that will keep doors Aunt Chilada’s frugal to high-end continued success there.
Tuesday March 31st - Kiss Army open throughout the Spring. menu offering continues to draw The Zone is the N-ends hottest spot
steady lunch and happy hour num- currently and we have to believe that
 •Chow• ✭❊❖✼❚❙ •Live Music• ✭❊❖✼❚❙ •NiteLifeNewz• pg 17

Some speculate that

‘09 will be a pivotal
year for F&B destina-
tions choosing to
ignore the need to
aggressivly address
their competition.
Regardless, for those
who do it has to be a
The Nightlife pleasure for patrons
who consider the
evening meal as the
by Day
highlight of the day!

Tuesday March 31st -

HH Comedy
Kiss Army Club kicks
@Monkey Business
2nd Season
Station 70 and Buddy Guy performance it now
B’Town’s New Star appears that Hilton Head has spawned
“keeping their fingers crossed”. If all a concert hall that rivals not only all in
While Bluffton has several local goes as planned the Bamboo will open the Low Country region but the SE
haunts doing good numbers these with a regular live music schedule fea- Coast as well. Hat tips. This months
days the new Station 70 continues turing Patwa Reggae band on highlight will feature Hinder on March
to make great strides as owner Wednesday, the Beagles on Fridays 3rd.
MariRene and staff work it for all its from 7-11pm followed by Big Lebowski
HHCC co-owner Michael Paskevich,
worth with drink deals and a regular
live music offering there. This
month:
last month’s headliner Steve Pearl and
bar manager Ted were making the
late night and The Jimmy Buffet Cover
Show all day Saturday. Metro To Re-
6th Liquid Ginger
13th Toque & Prologic 13
local rounds last month to celebrate a
well received 2nd season. Open B’town
14th High Velocity
20th Spike Ivory
Shoreline When Metropolitan Lounge owner
21st Souls Harbor full band
27th Voodoo Soup
Wing Fest 14 here to stay Laura Moretti lost her lease in Park
Plaza late last year it was doubtful that
a suitable location on the Island could
28th Habitual Offender The 2000-plus turnout for BB &
March 21, 2009-11 am – 6 pm be found that would make reopening
Shelter Cove Community Park
Buddy Guy last month pretty much
the billiards room and successful economically feasible in light of the
The Island Recreation Association is turned the corner. current economic woes. But after a
concerts at the Shoreline Ballroom
just across the hall are adding to this proud to present the fourteenth annual brief conversation in late February
small sport’s bars popularity. Hargray Wing Fest, Hilton Head’s Moretti was pleased to inform us that a
The Lodges’ cool weather motif, largest one day event. Local restau- space in the B’Town Target complex
nightly drink deals and free pool rants will cook their best wings from 11 “was perfect” and that “after we get all
offering helps to keep numbers am – 6 pm in a fun-filled, festive atmos- the approvals we plan to start con-
steady this time of year and with Tini phere with live music from the Sara struction immediately”.-more as it
Night Tuesdays and the bartender Burns, Deas Guyz and Sun Domingo. comes-
competitions coming to a head on
thursdays should continue to do
keep good crowd on through the Bamboo To
Winter.
Kurama’s long time local sushi
loving clientele and table-side Chef
Reopen It was an item of conversation
whether or not the Shoreline ballroom
entertainment combines to keep Good word has the Big Bamboo would make it with rumors flying
numbers steady there and we see reopening this month as just at throughout 2008 regarding their ability
this as one of the Island’s few presstime co-owner Tristan O’Grady to sustain. Well, the rumors aren’t fly-
Japanese restaurants sustaining by informed us that reconstruction inspec- ing anymore as after last month’s
year’s end. tors had been scheduled and all were standing room only turnout for the BB
•Chow• ✭❊❖✼❚❙ •Local Hangs• ✭❊❖✼❚❙ •NiteLifeNewz• pg 18
hottest real music night and Prana
Int’l rules the roost these days while
Tavern On The Park late with Tommy
Simms open mic gets fair crowds and
with Spare Parts alternating w/Martin
Lesch Trio at Remy’s will likely make
for 3 of the most locals frequented
Friday nite live music destinations.
The Mezzaluna features the Target
Band at 9pm and B’Town’s all new
Station 70-formerly One Hot Mama’s
will feature live bands all month.The

Day Weeks Wild WIng will keep regional bands -

see display ad back cover- and con-
tinues to offer some of the best
Music, Wine, Food & Bodies local/regional entertainment.
(Not Ad Driven/UpDated Jan 25-09)
Saturday’s: will offer more diver-
HH Islander’s of 10 years or less sity than ever this Winter as Remy’s
may not recall weeknights when find- will maintain the latest Spare Parts
ing a jumpin’good, fun lovin’ scene on around 10 with Martin Lesch. The
Monday: Slim pickin’s this month night at the Jazz Corner alternating Mezzaluna features the Target Band
any given night could mean a road
but The Jazz Corner’s new Blues Bobby Ryder with Earl Williams will at 9pm. and with the Simpsons at the
trip.
Tribute is picking up steam there and continue to be a popular local 8 to new XO Sat night crowds should be
During the mid-80’s to early ninties
in March Hinchey’s brings back local midnight destination and its the The brisk this Winter. On the mainland
little was happening with any regulari-
fave sax-man/entertainer Earl Wil- Lesch Band Trio now at Remy’s Station 70-formerly One Hot Mama’s
ty throughout the peak season to
liams that goes til 4 am. around 10pm. will feature live bands all month.
speak of, pitiful actually, and short of a
half dozen or so guitar solo’s doing a
predominant tourista formatted, slow- Tuesdays: One Hot Mama’s is Thursdays: Prana Inter’N brings Sunday’s: may not be the slackest
hosting 16 yo Sara Burns from 6:30 to in fresh talent w/busted hand from day of the week for live music this
hand Jimmy Buffet routine, festive
9:30 there and The Jazz Corner’s all around 10 on and Spare Parts with a Winter beginning early with Jessie
week-end only dark spots like The
new line-up featuring Martin Lesch newly formed 3 pc. will be replacing Watkins @ Brick Oven. Late nite
Golden Rose, The Crows Nest ---
and the Multi-Jazz Quintet is breath- MArtin Lesch @ Remy’s and the The atmospheres such as Hinchey’s Chi
now The Marriott Grand Ocean on
ing new life to early week-day offer- Mezzaluna features the Target Band Bar ‘round midnight featuring alternat-
SFB-Scarlet O’Hara’s -now the
ings. On the mainland it’s now at 9pm. Starting Feb 25th Sterling & ing soloists Mike Kavanaugh and
Hilton XO- The Old Post Office -now
Station 70 with GAME NITE featur- Schuvette will return to the Electric Reid Richmond and no doubt The
Adelphia Cable Co on Pope- Jim’s
ing Wii, Corn Hole and Beer Pong. Piano 9-midnight after a recoup peri- Jazz Corner’s Sunday nite doin’s
Paradise -now Mezzaluna, and
accentuated by $3 Olive Vodkas od following keyboardist Sterlin Col- with Deas Guys will continue to be the
Remy’s were just about all of the off-
there. vin’s knee surgery. Buenas Suerte! hottest Sunday might destination
seaon options there were.
throughout the Winter.
Wednesdays: Early on 8-mid- Friday’s: is of course the SOTB’s
•Music• ✭❊❖✼❚❙ •Concerts• ✭❊❖✼❚❙ •Local Bars• pg 19
Dock’s frugal minded lunch and
Local Bar UpDates: Mar-09

Photo: Paris Larrain, B’Town

Sunday Pig roasts will run throughout
the Winter there. 278 to Seapine's
Steal Deals
LocalBars
Located via 278 Mile Markers
circle and 3/4's around to Pope
Avenue and left at the 2nd street re.
Pope Ave Executive Park w/eye's R. Abound
While Aunt Chilada’s long time
Traditionally, a genuine Island local year’round gathering gets interrupted F&B steal deals are more scrut-
bar was characterized by peaked bot- during the warm season this bar nev- enized than ever. Not only by the
tom lines during the off-months and ertheless has a loyal patronage skimping family units, college stu-
reflecting the year's slowest as May envied by most Irish and Sport’s bar dents and week-end warriors, but
thru August. However this year’s formats due to the 4-7 happy hour and working year’rounds and the savvy
recession atmosphere has most post- all the action taking place during NFL bar/restaurant owners that are wisely
ing weaker #’s and as many longtime and MLB seasons. Take SP circle to addressing their competition.
residents tend to stay closer to the Pope Ave and U-turn @ Lagoon & 2 Ck out a few of our nightly faves.
house during the warm months citing blks w/eyes (R).
the crowds, the traffic, awful drivers Callahan’s Featuring a money’s • Sundays @ B’Town’s new
etc. this Summer’s pump pain is shap- worth median priced lunch and brisk Station 70-$2 Bloody Marys all day
-09 kicks w/a new B’Town fave as
ing up to be the slowest in many 4-7pm happy hour Callahan’s casual &.25¢ drafts@Prana “‘til it’s gone”.
Station 70 continues to turn and burn
years. dinner offerings ranging from $6 to
w/live music, steal deal F&B and good
$10 and post midnight burgers and • Monday’s@Hinchey’s-$2 Beam
looking women. Hat tips MeriRene!
As the N-end’s latest The Zone finger food makes this long-time and @ Wise Guys it’s 2 fer1 small
ular clientele base that year’round local’s destination one of the most plates for F&B staffers only after 8p.
located at Beach and Tennis is one of
local bar status has become apparent. popular year’round. Pass MM #10 & The Jazz Corner’s new Blues
a handful doing steady numbers along
From any approach take the left on New Orleans and 1/2 mile w/ Tribute Monday offers $3 domestic
w/the heavy boosts from the new
SeaPines circle to Greenwood eye’s left. brews and $4 house liquor & wine.
Shoreline’s concert nights is combin-
Drive to first (L) w/eyes (R) •Tuesdays @The Lodge-$2 Tini
ing for some of the better local bar
w/entrance behind Reilley’s-S. Night and Trinities’ $1 pitchers of
numbers Island-wide. Happy Hour
offerings 4-8 as well as 10-2am fea-
tures $1.50 house drafts, $2.00 Rum
The Wild Wing Cafe continues to
be one of the S-end’s hotter local
spots featuring live entertainment
Adult MHL
• Weds@ Station 70- and Trinity
and Vodkas, and daily 1/2 price appe-
tizers running daily from 4-8pm there.
Go 278 from either direction and
Wed-Fri-Sat & Sun accentuated by
the Island’s most frugal minded menu,
-never a cover-. (see back cover) 278
Doin’s for $1 wells
• Thurs $1 Vodkas @ Wild Wing,
and also at Prana.
take the turn @ Folly Field Rd-3 • Fri’s @ Twist for $2 house Vodkas
to Seapine's circle and 3/4's around Thee Diamond
blocks to Beach & Tennis & (R) Club has been an
to Pope Avenue, go half mile to cir-
w/eyes (L) integral part of the visitor. All of these beautiful women
cle center complex w/ eyes R. Say
Remy’s has no doubt reestablished nightlife of Hilton are dancing all night for your pleasure
hello to Brian Corey behind the bar
itself and long time Islanders are tak- Head Island for the and enjoyment. The gowns are stun-
there.
ing to the new diggs very well. past six years and as the only com- ning. These ladies know how to dress
Hinchey's Chi Bar is one of the
Maintaining consistency from the petitor in adult nightlife re. Club to impress. They all know how to treat
South-end working local's fave wee
meat and 3 lunch offering, a $5 happy Paradise closeddoors permanently in a gentleman. Have a drink with a
hour destinations featuring the real
hour menu offering and regularly July TDC is once again the only game southern belle or an exotic princess.
music from around midnight on Thur
scheduled live music Tues-Saturday in town. The beautiful women that this Located on Dunnagan’s Alley @
and Sunday nights there. Take
nights there. popular adult gentleman’s club Palmetto Bay near the Seapines
Seapines circle to Pope Ave, go to
From the seapines circle take Pope attracts have wowed anyone who is Circle. Say hello to John Laney and
the end re. Coligny Circle and 3/4's
ave & go (L)@ lagoon Rd. w/a quick an island native or a frequent yearly “Mom”.
around with an immediate right at
(L) @ 1st drive past the bike shop
the first drive for convenient under-
to the end with eye’s straight
ground parking.
ahead.
The Frosty Frog now in a 7th year
Park Plaza’s Tavern On The Park
has recently reached local bar status
maintains a regular post shift F&B
and much like the Earl’s annual
destination due to a consistant menu
Summer/Tourista to off-season/locals
and when the live music plays Fridays
transition caters to a mid-aged group
there. From any approach take the
early and the 21-25 set post midnight
SeaPines circle to Greenwood
there.Take SP circle down Pope
Drive to the 1st street and L to 2nd
Ave and (L) on Lagoon & (R) @ 3rd
Park Plaza entrance w/eyes straight
driveway. Eyes straight ahead OK
ahead.
for parking@ Nash Drugs after
While The Lodge was initially for-
7pm.
matted and generally most frequented
The Drydock has over the past 14
during the off-season’s cooler months
years become one of the North-east-
this cozy Barmuda Triangle nightlife
ern transplanted local's regular desti-
destination has over the past few
nations and home away from home
years acquired such a substantial reg-
for many NY Yankee fans. The
 Open Stage &Jam
Nights
• Monday Nights @Station 70 • Thursday
Nights @ The Zone •Friday Nights @ The
Tavern On The Park The Simpson Brothers
@ the new XO Lounge Wed-Sat
ARTS & DOWNTIME
March
@ The

From the Cradle

For the blues/jazz’d confused By John Sippel
✽❊❑I
✽LI✫❊❘❍
Bio: Signals@Crowne Plaza
Hilton Head, SC Thur-7-10pm
Frank Zappa Fri & Sat 8-12:30 @
5th- Permanent Tourist
Frank Vincent Zappa (December 6th- Sol Driven Train The Mezzaluna
21, 1940 - December 4, 1993) was an 7th- Loose Cannons
American rock and jazz musician, 12th- Gary Pfaff & the Heartwells
composer and satirist. 13th- Silicone Sister
14th- Pop Machine, featuring
Born in Baltimore, Maryland, Zappa
was raised in Lancaster, California Becky from The Fresh Hots FEB@ Tavern
where he grew up influenced in equal 15th- St. Patty's Celebration!,
measures by avant garde composers Quotes: Beauty is not love. more info to follow
such as Edgar Varese and Igor 19th- Airiel Down
Stravinsky and the local rhythm and
Love is not music. Music is 20th- Mister Fernando
blues and doo-wop groups. In his high THE BEST..." - 21st- Sun Domingo
school years he met Captain 26th- Tokyo Joe
Beefheart and they influenced each "Jazz is not dead, it just 27th- WormsLoew
other musically at that time. 28th- High & Mighties
After a short career as a profession-
smells funny."
al songwriter (his elegiac "Memories
recorded We're Only In It For The
Money, a withering satire on both
B’Town
of El Monte" was recorded by The
flower power and the prevailing mood 7th- Sugar
Penguins) Zappa joined a local R&B
of mainstream America; the cover 14th- Stoneking
band as a guitarist. A short time later
he re-christened the band "The
parodied that of the Beatles' Sgt.
Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band,
21st- Good Times On The Park
Mothers" (and, later still, "Frank 28th- Silicone Sister •
replacing flowers with vegetables.
Zappa and the Mothers of Invention"
Most of Zappa's projects came to a
Friday’s open mic w/
at the insistence of the record compa-
ny.)
halt in 1990, when he was diagnosed
March @
Jeanelle
with terminal prostate cancer. The dis-
The Mothers were signed by well
ease had been developing unnoticed
known producer Tom Wilson, and
for ten years and was considered
soon produced the double album Wednesday :Craig Coyen
inoperable.[185] After his diagnosis,
Freak Out (1966) a mixture of often
topical R&B and experimental sound
collage. The similarly eclectic
Absolutely Free and Lumpy Gravy fol-
Zappa devoted most of his energy to
modern orchestral and Synclavier
works. In 1993 he completed
Thursday: Martin Lesch
Fridays : Craig Coyne
& Tommy
lowed the next year. Zappa also
Civilization, Phaze III shortly before Saturday : Spare Parts
his death.
 Blues Tribute

Tuesday March 31st - Kiss Thurs in March

Army (World's #1 Kiss
Tribute Band) 5th “Calabogue Sound”
Wednesday April 15th - 12th "Earl Williams Band"
Lost In The Media 19th Mike and The Nephews"
Thursday April 16th -
Jupiter Coyote (Full Band) Mar 26th "Peddlin Tha Dope"
Mon nights @ The Jazz Corner featuring Martin
March 2009 Lesch, Whitney Deputy, Chris Russell & C Williams

Sun’s B
Mike @ r
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Kavanaugh c
k
Thur
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Tues & Sat Nights
Nights v
e
@ Remy’s @ Hinchey’s Jessie Watkins n
The Spare Parts
‘round Midnight Reid
Richmond
Tuesdays @ Sun@
Wild Wing
B’Town Hinchey’s
‘round
Midnight

✵❊❙❘I✡✵❙MI
Thursday nights this month @
The Jazz Corner, HHI

✼IPM❘✡ ✼GLII
Back this month on Thursday,
Feb 25 @ The Electric Piano

3 to 5 p

Deas Guys
Sundays nights this month
@ The Jazz Corner-HHi
 Rail Trail #22

Know Your Neighbors? Rail’s Community Series re. Parental Alerts

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link and near the bottom left, it has
a "Click Here" button... click on it SLED is currently undergoing program changes to the Sex Offender
and enter your address... it will System. If you feel the information is incorrect, please contact the Sheriff’s
Department in the county in which the sex offender is registered or SLED
show your neighborhood and a tiny "house", that's yours... all Sex Offender Registry at (803) 896-1440.
the little colored boxes are Sex Offenders... click on them and
get his/her name & picture along with the crime Offender Information
http://www12.familywatchdog.us/ Name: RUCKER, DAVID ANTHONY
Sexual Predator: No
Sex: Male • Race: W • DOB: 1960-07-24
Ht: 5' 07" • Wt:140 lbs. •Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown • Skin-Fair

Address: 20 OLD FARM ROAD

BLUFFTON SC 29910
County: Beaufort • Status: Residence

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Statute: 16-6-4(B) FELONY • Date of Conviction: 2005-08-05
Literal: CHILD MOLESTATION
State of Conviction: GA
Age Of Victim: 15 • Sex Of Victim: F
Sentence Release Date: 2007-11-13

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Last Scheduled Registration Date: 2009-01-12
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party machine!
IRISHFEST AT THE WING!
HILTON HEAD
SUNDAY, MARCH 15TH
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YOUR KS
AND LIVE MUSIC WITH:
• CHILLY WILLY BAND
M R O C
• SIMPLIFIED S H A !
• U-PHONIK BA B Y
• TOKYO JOE
• MIGHTY McFLY
& SILICONE SISTER!

SHAMROCKIN' SPECIALS
& COLLEGE HOOPS!
Perfect for the Wearing O’ the Green, Eating O’ the Wing,
& Watching O’ the College Madness! Érin Go Bragh!

come watch the parade pass us by!

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