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8. Turn all their clothes inside out. 9. Put Kool-Aid powder on a DRY bath mat while they are in the shower. When they step out, the dripping water will turn the powder red, and theyll freak out, thinking theyre bleeding. 10. Take their bar of soap and cover it with clear nail polish. It wont sud! 11. Erase all your conversations in their phone, and change your name to God. Text them something omnipotent. 12. Switch out their money for Monopoly money and their change for arcade tokens. 13. Put confetti inside their closed umbrella and theyll be in for a fun surprise when they open it. 14. Stick needles in the showerhead holes. It will make the water spray out in all directions.

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17. Wake up a little bit before your roommate and put bubble wrap under the toilet seat. The load noise will freak them out when they sit down. 18. Cut off the top of their deodorant and put cream cheese in its place. They will smell HORRIBLE all day. 19. Tie a rubber band around your sink sprayers handle so that your roommate gets drenched the next time they turn on the faucet.

21. Run several bungee cords across your roommates door when they are in their room with the door closed. Theyll panic when they push and realize they cant open the door. 22. Put their car up for sale on Craigslist. Theyll be so confused and annoyed when they keep getting calls from wannabe buyers. 23. Use opaque tape to block the remote sensor and frustrate the hell out of them. 24. Make caramel apples, but sub the apples with onionstheyll be in for a nasty surprise. 25. Next time they get mail from their parents, carefully open it, insert an old restaurant gift card with no balance, and reseal. Theyll be so excited about the giftuntil they go to pay for their meal.

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20. Swipe your roommates phone and change the ring tone to something embarrassing PHO (Me So Horny). Call them TO: SAR AH.M during class or in public CKE NZI E11 and watch them squirm.

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1. CHUG WATER Down H2O while youre drinking, before you go to bed, and all day the day after drinking. Water will make you feel more like your regular self and less like you spent the night throwing up on the bathroom floor. 2. DRINK JUICE To get back to normal after a night of slingin shots with your homies, try drinking tomato or orange juice or sports drinks to get those vitamins back. But stay away from grapefruit juice! It has a tendency to intensify your nausea. 3. EAT FRUIT We know you want that Vitamin G(rease), but instead of fried, glazed and greasy junk, fruit is actually the most ideal food to get those vitamins back into your body.

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5 DORM ROOM DATE IDEAS

Dont Let Your Lack Of Apartment Cockblock You, Kids
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4. DING DONG DITCH Show off your naughty side with the oldest trick in the book: Knocking on the nieghbs doors and hauling ass outta there. They may hate it, but your dates sure to love it, you precious prankster, you. Plus that running-away rush is totez an aphrodisiac or something.

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SUNDAY
$5.00 Drop Shots $2.00 Wells $1 Regular Schnapps $1.00 PBR 270 Imports on sale $12.75 Dom Buckets, $4 Drop Shots & $3.75 Bloody Marys $3.75 bloody marys, $2.25 Draft Pints

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4/3 Jeremiah Houston Band @ The Blue Light 4/5 Rodney Carrington @ City Bank Coliseum 4/13 SAE Chilli-Cook Off/Whiskey Myers location TBA 4/13 Ryan Beaver @ Pavillion at LoneStar Amphitheater

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What look were you going for when you decorated your loft? Old Hollywood glamour, 60s style, and I love black and white! Whos an interior designer or someone that inspired your sense of style? Audrey Hepburn. Her style is timeless and I want my loft to mirror her image. Something unique about your loft? I have an elephant in every room as part of an underlying theme. What item do you wish you had in your loft? A crystal-framed floor mirror would be great! Does your loft have a nickname? The Diva House How can a young gentleman get an invite back to the Diva House? Just be a chill guy, have good conversation, not be too eager or a creep. Thats all. If you could design anyones house who would it be? Iman (supermodel). I love her. Whats a color/pattern that you cant go wrong with when designing? Earth tones are always good and safe to use. 7 DECORATING TIPS FROM THE DESIGNER HERSELF: 1. Always group in odd numbers. 2. Use as many patterns as you want! 3. Use different textures (glass, fur, etc). 0 Age: 2 4. Have an underlying r Majo : theme consistent ement Manag ign l i a t e throughout the house: s R ior De /Inter town: For example I have an Home elephant in every room. Cibolo Literally! 5. Have good lighting throughout the house. 6. Dont go too crazy with color! Keep a set scheme. 7. If you cant find it, make it! RITAS TOP 7 PLACES FOR AWESOME SHOPPING: 1. Z Gallerie 2. Target 3. Bed Bath and Beyond 4. Kirklands 5. Garden Ridge 6. Tuesday Morning 7. Hobby Lobby

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AND THEN PIMP OUT YOUR PLACE

25 WAYS TO TAKE YOUR PLACE FROM BORING TO BADASS WHATEVER YOUR STYLE
Whether youre a manly man, a girly girl, stuck in the 70s, electronic obsessed or straight-up ballin out of control, weve got some awesome apartment accessories and dorm dcor that make for a freakin perfect pad. Because that half-assed clich Marilyn Monroe and/or Bob Marley poster? Come on, youre better than that.

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Because its not official unless its in neon

MAN CAVE
Because when you start makin 6 figs, you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Man Cave Neon Sign, $260, wayfair.store.rakuten.com 02 | 2-in-1 TV Remote & Bottle Opener, $15, amazon.com 03 | Spin-the-Shot, $10, amazon.com 04 | The Official How I Met Your Mother Grey Silk Suitjamas, $90, amazon.com 05 | Gentlemans Ball Scratcher, $16, amazon.com

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Because a remote without a bottle opener? SO 2012

While in the man cave, your balls deserve the best, bro

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Spin the bottle just got 700x manlier

Suit up and lounge in luxury

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PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS

Think pink with ridiculously girly gear
01 | Gypsy Chandelier Light, $33, play.com 02 | Faux Glitter Pillow, $60, zazzle.com 03 | Shagalicious Bedrest, $25, amazon.com 04 | Antoinette Table Mirror, $24, urbanoutfitters.com 05 | Viva La Juicy Eau de Parfum, $70, sephora.com

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So ridiculous that it's practically practical

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No, we didn't make up the word shagalicious

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You want a mirror that's as pretty as your reflection, mmmkay?

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A badass bottle and sweet scent means more bang for your buck, babes

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Get technical with some awesome electronics
01 | Solar Window Phone Charger, $33, thegadgetflow.com 02 | Water-Resistant Bluetooth Shower Speaker, $100, sharperimage.com 03 | iPhone Photo Cube Printer, $140, sharperimage.com 04 | Clapper Plus with Remote Control, $23, walmart.com 05 | Spycam Video Pen Camera, $40, thegadgetflow.com

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MR. MONEYBAGS
Because when you start makin 6 figs you gotta know how to decorate
01 | Aquarium Coffee Table, $700, hammacher.com 02 | Skee Ball Game Machine, $2,000, amazon.com 03 | Money Toilet Paper Roll, $7, amazon.com 04 | Light Up Bar, $1,375, portadecor.com 05 | Walk-In Beer Cooler, $6,349, kegworks.com

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Why go to a bar when you can afford your own?

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There's nothing fishy about THIS furniture

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Because a regular fridge? That shit's for the poor

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Break out the bell bottoms and kick back in a Kelso-approved pad
01 | The Bee Gees Poster, $125, wolfgangsvault.com 02 | Flower Power Throw Pillow, $20, cafepress.com 03 | Bean Bag, $17, walmart.com 04 | Retro TV Frame, $8, perpetualkid.com 05 | Shagadelic Rug, $42, walmart.com

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Lounging's never looked so groovy

Real chairs are so overrated

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QUIZ How macho is your man cave?

CREATED BY: JOEY SUMPTER

There are times in every mans life when he needs to get away...from work, schooland especially women. But where to go when the time to evacuate arises? The answer is simple: THE MAN CAVE. Not to be mistaken with the bat cave, this tavern of testosterone is simply where manly men do manly things. Many righteous dudes out there claim to be owners of a haven for the hairy-chested, but are their spots the real deal? Heres a quiz to see how macho YOUR penis-only party really is. Wait.what? 1. What is hanging on the walls?

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A multicolor Marilyn Monroe shrineshe was so beautiful and inspiring

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A poster of a snowboarder with an inspiring quote from Helen Keller that you got at the elementary school book fair

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Pictures of your favorite celebrities with milk mustaches that you cut out of Teen People

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Posters of badass movies, your favorite sports teams, and women in minimal amounts of clothing

2. What is the beverage of choice in your mandatory mini fridge?

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Smirnoff Ices and diet sodas

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Capri Suns

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Energy drinks

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BEER and lots of it

3. What literature do you have available?

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The Twilight series and US Weekly

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Nickelodeon Magazine and a huge collection of Judy Blume books

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Comic books

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Nudie mags and Sports Illustrated

4. What does your movie collection consist of?

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A Walk to Remember, The Notebook, and 10 Things I Hate About You

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A sweet collection of Disney movies and all 75 of the movies from the Land Before Time series

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A snazzy set of PG-13 classics including the Austin Powers series and Joe Dirt

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Any movie that has a fair share of nudity, profanity and action

5. What does the everyday banter in your man cave consist of?

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Discussion on the most recent episode of The Bachelor

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Arguments over who has to be second player when you play video games

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Stories of how you totally got to second base with a hottie last week

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Sports talk, arguments on who can drink more, and debates about how hot girls truly are

6. What activities do you participate in while in your domain?

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Knitting and crocheting

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Building epic structures with elaborate Lego sets

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Talking to girls on phone hotlines

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Shooting hoops on your miniature basketball hoop and whooping your friends asses in video games

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Answers:

Mostly As:
Your man cave is possibly the unmanliest place of all time. On a serious note, check your pants because you might have a mangina. It sounds likes someone tossed an estrogen grenade in there and definitely pulled the pin. Your man card has officially been revokedgo watch The Notebook and cry or something.

Mostly Bs:
Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a child cave. Seriously, I bet your mom still takes the crust off your PB&Js and cuts that shit diagonally. The good news is youre not a lost causeyet. Go grow some pubes and fast-forward your life 10 years, and youll be fine.

Mostly Cs:
Your humble abode isnt manly yet, but at least your balls have dropped. You have a bright future in the man cave world, so dont let anybody tell you different. Get a pen and paper and start taking notes, chief, because with some hard work and dedication you will one day be the proud owner of a real man cave.

Mostly Ds:
You, my friend, have one macho spot, and somewhere Randy Savage is shedding tears of joy. You can tell from your cave that you like sports, naked women and shit. It doesnt get any manlier than that. Pat yourself on the back, slugger, because you have the sanctuary of all sanctuaries. YOU have a MAN CAVE.

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Save hella cash by converting your bathroom into a brewery! All you need is yeast, some hops and, like, a funnel or some shit. Realllly how hard could it be?

HIT UP GOODWILL
Go Macklemore Thrift Shop-style and stick it to the man (aka mall) by rocking some middle schoolers discarded Abercrombie. Bring the moose back, bro.

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Three dates/day and your meals are covered! Just lower your standards and allow some creeps to penetrate your social circlethat doesnt mean they have to penetrate you!

FORGET YO PHONE
Remember when you were cell phone (bill)-less? The glory days! Get back to the basics, and kick that iPhone to the curb. (JK DONT DO THAT.)

TAKE THE BUS

The city bus is cheap AND fun! Youre sure to befriend one of the crazy charactersthe bible thumper, the drunk guy, the bro wacking it in the back.Hell, thats just statistics.

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SWEETHEART OF THE MONTH

Catherine Henning
Age: 18 Height: 57 School: University of Texas Major: Biology, Pre-Med Relationship Status: Taken One thing that impresses you when youre out on a date? Im big on originality. If its not the dumb dinner/movie and back to your place routine Ill be more impressed. When I can tell theres been effort put in Im automatically more interested. Whats the creepiest move a guy has ever tried to pull on you? This guy once cornered me in front of all of my friends to tell me that if I was his girl Id have the best pot in the world before asking to take me out to the Macaroni Grill. Creepy and completely bizarre. What are your plans after Graduation? Med school and eventually opening a free clinic as an OBGYN. All-time favorite TFM or TSM? My degree is not a back-up-plan. Its a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

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Top 10 Signs Youre Not Having Enough Fun In College

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Your football game day routine involves just going to the games. You are content with your long distance relationship. You remember everything youve done every night this semester. Youve never told a pledge what to do and watched him do it, while laughing, with a beer in hand. Youve checked in with your mom to let her know you are doing okay at least once a day. Youve never compared your BAC to your GPA. You opt for dorm living over a house or apartment. You consider your R.A. a dear friend. Your Spring Break plans dont include a beach in a warm weather region. You attend every class during syllabus week.

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TFMs of the Month

Holding an intramural combine for the pledges. TFM. My life becoming a never-ending game of illegal or just frowned upon? TFM. When your butt dial turns into a booty call. TFM.

TSMs of the Month

I tried to be a brunette one time. It was awful. TSM. I put the fun in dysfunctional. TSM. Should I make this my profile picture? TSM.

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