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    1. Shah Rukh Khan has been attending many interviews but unable to get a job for 4 months. He gets a job offer from Kabir Bedi's company. 2. Akshay Kumar helps Shah Rukh Khan with a project from Salman Khan where Shah Rukh is given Rs. 50 lakhs to double the returns. However, the project runs into issues. 3. It is discovered that Akshay Kumar had copied a competitor's logo for the project without anyone realizing. This could cause legal issues for the company.

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    1. Shah Rukh Khan has been attending many interviews but unable to get a job for 4 months. He gets a job offer from Kabir Bedi's company. 2. Akshay Kumar helps Shah Rukh Khan with a project from Salman Khan where Shah Rukh is given Rs. 50 lakhs to double the returns. However, the project runs into issues. 3. It is discovered that Akshay Kumar had copied a competitor's logo for the project without anyone realizing. This could cause legal issues for the company.

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    1. Shah Rukh Khan has been attending many interviews but unable to get a job for 4 months. He gets a job offer from Kabir Bedi's company. 2. Akshay Kumar helps Shah Rukh Khan with a project from Salman Khan where Shah Rukh is given Rs. 50 lakhs to double the returns. However, the project runs into issues. 3. It is discovered that Akshay Kumar had copied a competitor's logo for the project without anyone realizing. This could cause legal issues for the company.

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    1. Shah Rukh Khan has been attending many interviews but unable to get a job for 4 months. He gets a job offer from Kabir Bedi's company. 2. Akshay Kumar helps Shah Rukh Khan with a project from Salman Khan where Shah Rukh is given Rs. 50 lakhs to double the returns. However, the project runs into issues. 3. It is discovered that Akshay Kumar had copied a competitor's logo for the project without anyone realizing. This could cause legal issues for the company.

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    Hindi Movie

    By Jagadish

    Paisa kaise ghar aaya

    Aishwarya Rai: shaam ho gayi, bazaar se aata laye ki nahi


    Shah Rukh khan: haa laya wo bhi teen kilo , khush
    Aishwarya rai: Maine to do kilo manga that, teen kis khushi mein
    Shah Rukhkhan: teen dino mien interview aa raha hai, tayar hona hain, is bazaar ke chakkar mein nahi
    padna
    Aishwarya rai : haa malum hain, par ghar grihasti kaise chalegi, pure chaar mahine ho gaye bina wetan
    ke aur aap hain ki interview hi interview pe phel , kaise
    Shah Rukhkhan: wo, padayi kum ki jab naukri thi, pata nahi tha ki shur se lekar ant tak job theek thak
    rakhne ke liye padna zaroori hai
    Aishwarya rai: aise kaise aap, mujhe to har samay aapke haatho mein pustak dikhti thi
    Shahrukh khan: wo isliye bhagyawan, wah naukri bachane ki pustak nahi thi, tension relief ki pustak thi
    Aishwarya rai: oh !!! Maine bhi dhyaan nahi diya
    Shahrukh khan: recession khatam hone ko hain sare jahan mein aur main budhoo kisi kaamkaaz ka nahi
    Aishwarya rai: aisa bolke meri bhi himmat tut Jane wali hai, jaisa pati waisi patni
    Shahrukh khan: aage se no disheartening dialogues , khush
    Aishwarya rai : khush

    Paise ki boli sabzi mandi mein

    Amir khan: kaisa hai bhav mere pyaare baingan ka


    Arshad Warsi: sahib baingan mein kya rakha, Taaza aaloo ka zamana hai
    Amir khan: wo kal hi kha chuka, daam bol
    Arshad Warsi: pure chaalis rupaye

    Amir khan: last week aya tha to tees tha, yeh chaalis kab ho gaya
    Arshad Warsi: ek hafte mein aur meri nani bhi guzar gayi
    Amir khan: ab teri nani marne ka shok bhi mein Karoo, pure tees rupaya dunga
    Arshad Warsi: theek hai sahib
    Amir Khan: Yeh Hui na baat
    Amir khan: aaloo kitna
    Arshad Warsi: ab aaloo ka daam pachas rupaya
    Amir khan: oh baingan ka daam ghata aur aaloo ban gaye chalis ki jagh pachas
    Arshad Warsi: kya kare sahib, zamana mehanga hai, aapko bagan militi hain, mujhko nahi
    Amir khan: meri bhi middle class life hain, tu apne bacho ki shiksha school ke badle mein zilla mein karta
    hain aur mujhe izzat bachane ke liye private school bhejna padta hain
    Arshad Warsi: sahi hain sahib, aap apni jagah, mein apni jagah, par mehangai to mehangai hain
    Amir khan : haa wo to sahi hai, bag mein daal sab, main chala job
    Arshad Warsi: acha saab kal phir aana
    Amir khan: nahi hafte mein ek baar, fresh stock rakh, yu kharid
    Arshad Warsi: beshak, alvida sahib

    Interview kis ke liye

    Kabir Bedi: aapke records ke anusar aapne chaar mahine se kya kiya
    Shah Rukh khan: attending interviews
    Kabir Bedi: aapko kya lagta hain ki aap is baar interview jeet payenge
    Shah Rukh khan: self belief
    Kabir Bedi: hum kaise maan le ki is baar aapko lene se hamari taraki hogi

    Shah Rukh khan: kachua agar jeetna chahe to hare se dosti karni padti hain
    Amir khan : hum kachuye ko nahi lete
    Shah Rukh khan : oh!!!!!
    Kabir Bedi: itni baar aap interview mein fail huye uski wajah kya main jaan sakta hun
    Shah Rukh khan: lack of reading proper books relating to subject
    Amir khan: na padne wale bhi self belief mein yakeen rakhte hain
    Shah Rukh khan: give me time I will prove my mettle ship
    Kabir Bedi: wo kaise
    Shah Rukh khan: I have 15 years of experience, bad luck has eaten me
    Amir khan : humari company mein paanch sau log kaam karte hain, unko motivate kaise karenge
    Shah Rukh khan: apne ko dikhakar aur example bankar motivate kar sakta hun
    Amir khan: paanch sau log aise hi maan jayenge aapko dekhkar
    Shah Rukh khan: five minutes time
    Kabir Bedi: beshak , jitna waqt Lena chahe
    Shah Rukh khan: ek prashn puch sakta hun
    Kabir Bedi : beshak
    Shah Rukh khan: competitor ko dekhkar aapne decisions li aur itni badi empire create ki, dusre bhi
    mujhe dekhkar seekhkar business groom kar sakte hain
    Amir khan: aur prashn kya hain
    Shah Rukh khan : prashn prashn, please wait I am thinking
    Kabir Bedi: business mein waqt nahi hota janab
    Shah Rukh khan: oh!!!!! Sorry
    Kabir Bedi: if selected we will call you for the post, thank you
    Shah Rukh khan: thank you ufff!!!!

    Naukri kaise mili bina paise se

    Shah Rukh khan: naukri ki letter ayi hai is baar


    Aishwarya rai : kis company ki
    Shah Rukh khan: Kabir Bedi ki company se
    Aishwarya rai: wo kaise, tumne to kaha tum select ho hi nahi sakte
    Shah Rukh khan: haa par mili to sahi, jashn
    Aishwarya rai : beshak , kya khaoge
    Shah Rukh khan: gobi ke parathe
    Aishwarya rai: joining date
    Shah Rukh khan: ek mahine ke baad
    Aishwarya rai: itni door
    Shah Rukh khan: bank balance kitna hai
    Aishwarya rai: ek lakh
    Shahrukh khan : bas
    Aishwarya rai: humne cheh mahine mein saare paise gave diye bache ki phees dene mein, dar lag gaya
    tha ki tumhe naukri milegi bhi ya nahi
    Shah Rukh khan : ab to mili to sahi
    Aishwarya rai: wetan kitni hai
    Shah Rukh khan : 1.5 lakhs
    Aishwarya rai: back once again
    Shahrukh khan : back
    Aishwarya rai: papa puch rahe the , humko paise dene ke liye agar tumhe aage job na mili to
    Shah Rukh khan : oh!!!
    Aishwarya rai: is mahine mein ghar kaise chaloon
    Shah Rukh khan: pur day basis pandrah hazar puri rakhkhar har din paanch sau ka wetan lagakar

    Aishwarya rai: very smart


    Shah Rukh khan: thank you

    Jab paisa jyada ho to

    Amir khan: ab biwi kya hua


    Sushmita Sen: bache ki tution fee pay karni hai
    Amir khan : kal hi to diya tha bees hazar rupaya bank se withdraw karke
    Sushmita Sen: kharch kar di Maine nek kaam par , humari kiti party ne ghoshna patr kar di ki sab biwiya
    jinke paas paisa ho to majdoor ki padayi likhayi
    Amir khan: agar main control nahi kar saka to tum to mere ko diwala kar jaogi
    Sushmita Sen : sorry
    Amir khan: ek baat batao, hum malamall kaise jo itni badi rakm ada kar di bina jaanch padtal kiye
    Sushmita Sen: CEO family
    Amir khan: malum hain CEO family par paisa ped par ugta hi nahi, aur aap mahashray kabhi kaam karte
    bhi nahi
    Sushmita Sen: mein kyon, pati teen lakh har mahine late hain
    Amir khan: haan haan main bank balance and you are withdrawal, bata kitne paise chahiye, is baar to
    nadaani mat kar, yeh association teri, main to buri tarah phasa
    Sushmita Sen : pachees hazar
    Amir khan : fine , check likh raha hoon, is baar bacha
    Sushmita Sen: fine , thanks

    Job mein paise ki keemat

    Salman khan: mein Kabir Bedi ka beta aap sabko dhayawad bolta hoon jinhone kadi mehnat karke
    hamari company ko is mukam par pahunchaya hai
    Amir khan: thank you sir
    Salman khan: aaj se yeh business main run karoonga aur kuch usul humari company ka jo aap sab ko
    nibhana padega

    Pehla usul: jitna wetan usse dugni tarakki manjoor


    Sab : manjoor
    Doosra usul: jo koi bhi paise lega in the form of loan, unko paise cheh mahine ke anar wapas karna
    padega manjoor
    Sab : manjoor
    Teesra aur akhiri usul: jo koi bhi paisa lekar farar, usko zindagi mein job nahi milega manjur
    Sab : manjur

    Salman khan: ok boys and women apne kaam par lag jayiye
    Amir khan : sir , Shahrukh khan
    Salman khan: ek project specifically aapke liye karenge
    Shahrukh khan : beshak
    Salman khan: show him my room
    Amir khan: yes sir

    Paiso se kaam kaise hoti hain

    Salman khan: aapka naam phir se


    Shahrukh khan : Shahrukh

    Salman khan : haa Shah Rukh ji kaam bahut seedha hai, apko pachas lakh diya jayega, business of mine
    advertising sambhalne ke liye uska dugna karke mujhko lautana hain manjur
    Shahrukh khan : manjur
    Salman khan : done , mera khaas Aadmi Akshay Kumar aapko kaam sikha dega, equal partner of yours,
    kaam seekhiye aur aap malamaal at end of project
    Bring in Akshay Kumar

    Akshay Kumar: yes sir


    Salman khan: Kaam Shah Rukh ko samjahiye aur aapki promotion or bonus check waiting for you
    Akshay Kumar: thank you sir
    Salman khan : shah Rukh Akshay Kumar ne is saal dugni nahi triguni tarakki karke advertising ka naam
    uncha kiya hai, I am giving you the best guy of our company aur kuch chahiye
    Shah Rukh khan: nahi sir , happy
    Salman khan : me too
    Salman khan : ok Akshay, here is Shahrukh and here is your check, fine phir milenge

    Paiso ki taakat

    Shah rukh khan : congrats akshay tune to kamaal kar diya, ek hi jhatke mein triguna affect, manna
    padega wakay I feel proud to associate with you
    Akshay Kumar : thanks
    Shah Rukh khan: ab aage kya karna hai
    Akshay Kumar: main apna check or bonus le loo phir baat karenge
    Shah Rukh khan: fine , I will wait for you
    Akshay Kumar: mil gayi aur online mein transfer bhi ho gayi paise, yaha pe paisa yun kama sakte hain
    Shahrukh khan: phir to achi baat hain

    Akshay Kumar: phir kaam shuru kare


    Shah Rukh khan: beshak next
    Akshay Kumar: ab jo project tayar huyi hain, usko aage le jaana hain without losing money, kitna actually
    paisa sanction hua hain
    Shah Rukh khan: pachas lakh
    Akshay Kumar: normally is tarah ki projecto mein bees lakh se jyada milte bhi nahi, they look after
    welfare of employees
    Shah Rukh khan : oh !!!!

    Project goes haywire

    Salman khan: project of Akshay Kumar is fabulous, company pragatisheel ban rahi hain amir
    Amir Khan: Yeh to khushi ki baat hain par kya main project dekh sakta hun
    Salman khan : beshak , yeh rahi
    Amir khan: kitna bonus diya Akshay Kumar ko
    Salman khan: dus percent of profits earned
    Amir khan: that is excess than what kabir sir actually proclaims
    Salman khan: kaam karo aur bhageedar na bano, I am broad minded
    Amir khan: kabir sir bhi aise hi the
    Salman khan : thanks , papa ki project ab meri, usko bulandi pe le Jane ki baari hum sabki without losing
    paisa
    Amir khan: wo to haan, paisa na ho to Aadmi ki aukad zero
    Salman Khan: Yeh dekh kabir industry ka biggest project success
    Amir khan : beshak
    Salman khan: kuch tense
    Amir khan: haan, sixth sense

    Salman Khan: Yeh to buri baat hain , haa haa haa


    Amir khan: project ki logo kisi competitor ki yaad dilati hain
    Salman khan: wo logo nayi hain, brand fresh
    Amir khan : kyon
    Salman khan: bhai jab son takes over empire logo to fresh honi chahiye
    Amir khan : oh!!!
    Amir khan: kisne sketch aur pass karvayi
    Salman khan: wo Akshay Kumar
    Amir khan: aur aapne dekhi bhi nahi
    Salman khan : nahi
    Amir khan: main puch sakta hoon kyon
    Salman khan: Akshay ne galat kiya kya kuch
    Amir khan: aap batayiye to sahi
    Salman khan: take over from father ki tension mein nahi dekh paya
    Amir khan : he unexpectedly copied competitor logo as company logo and passed it in patent without
    verifying it
    Salman khan : gone
    Amir khan: kareeb bees karod ki loss hogi
    Salman khan : usse kam
    Amir khan: hogi bhi nahi, agar huyi to luck
    Salman khan : ab
    Amir khan: bring in the team and verify
    Salman khan : beshak

    Paisa kaise haath se fisla

    Akshay Kumar: good morning sir


    Shah Rukh khan: good morning sir
    Salman khan: good morning
    Amir khan: aap logo ke samne kya hain
    Akshay Kumar: Sir humari project on the wall
    Amir khan: use gaur se dekhiye
    Shah Rukh khan: we didnt understand
    Salman khan: aapne kabhi hidden object game khela
    Shah Rukh khan: nahi sir, par beta jaroor khelne mein mahir hai
    Amir khan: ab aap bhi mahir ho hi jayenge
    Shah Rukh khan: sir mere aye kuch mahine hi huye hain, Jauhari ka kaam to aap hi logo ke saath
    seekhoonga
    Salman khan : beshak
    Salman khan: aap hamari company mein kitni der tak tike hain
    Akshay Kumar: yehi kuch paanch saal
    Amir khan: aur aapne khud is logo ka avishkaar kiya hai
    Akshay Kumar: yes sir
    Salman khan: paise bhi mile hamari aur se
    Akshay Kumar: yes sir
    Amir Khan: Yeh logo aapne kahi se churaya nahi
    Akshay Kumar: nahi sir ispar Maine research bhi kiya hain aur teen mahine ki experience bhi hain
    Salman khan : oh!!!
    Amir khan : kaisi research

    Akshay Kumar: internet sir


    Salman khan : internet
    Akshay Kumar : internet
    Shah Rukh khan: yes sir, unhone kud bataya hain aur team bhi hain sir, if you permit us
    Amir khan: kabhi shipyard gaye ho
    Akshay Kumar: no sir why
    Amir khan: nahi logo unka ho sakta hain
    Akshay Kumar: oh !!! Sir har industry segment ka anuman lagana to mushkil ka kaam hain
    Amir khan: aapne shipyard company ki logo churayi hai, mante hain ya nahi
    Akshay Kumar: no sir its not possible teen mahine ki kadi mehnat hain par yeh bata jaroor sakta hoon ki
    shipyard was missing from our research
    Shah Rukh khan: sir , jitni der se Maine Akshay ji ke saath kaam kiya hain, we aisi neech harkat kar hi
    nahi sakte
    Salman khan: meeting barkhast

    Paiso ki munafa kitna hua

    Amir khan : sir , shipyard se Vidya Balan aur Kangana Ranaut ka phone hai
    Salman khan: tell them I am meeting them face to face all alone
    Amir khan: fine sir

    After 1 hour

    Vidya Balan: kahiye salmanji, hum aap par mukhadma dayar kare , pure paanch karod ki gaplabaji ki hain
    humari Sanstha ka logo churake
    Salman khan: sorry aage se nahi hoga
    Vidya Balan: to aap mafi mangte hain

    Salman khan : haan


    Kangana Ranaut: main Vidya Balan ki vakeel, sign it here and here
    Salman khan: what is it
    Kangana Ranaut: papers hain jo aapne accept kiye ki aapne without any pressure accepted to give
    paanch crores to Vidya Balan without filing petition in the court
    Vidya Balan: waise bhi humari ngo company hain aur hum paiso ke liye mukadma dayar karke apna aur
    aapka waqt jayara nahi karna chahte
    Kangana Ranaut: we can leave the case without any money but companies dont run like that,
    explanations deni padti hain, chaho ya na chaho
    Salman khan: wo to sahi hain , thanks
    Vidya Balan: sorry for what happened, malum hain apne galti nahi ki, isliye face to face settle kar di,
    thanks for cooperating without creating tension from both sides
    Salman khan: jaate jaate muh to meetha kariye
    Vidya Balan : kis khushi mein
    Salman khan: meri business sole trader banne wali thi agar aapne mukadma dayar ki hoti to, so thanks
    Kangana ranaut : beshak , thanks, bye

    Paisa aur izzat ki roti

    Akshay Kumar left the company feeling ashamed of himself for letting down and returned back the
    bonuses and cash given to him, he is working for another company
    Shah Rukh khan as usual is working with the company because he was not part of the team which
    designed the logo
    Amir khan became loyal and extra loyal to Salman khan keeping the business intact
    Salman khan lost and won money based upon performance of his employees and keeps telling everyone
    without employees he is nobody

    Vidya Balan ran the ngo and then collapsed because she was too altruistic than normal
    Kangana Ranaut left the ngo once it collapsed and started her career once again
    Aishwarya rai never took money from the father because her husband kept the promise that he would
    work till he is competent
    Sushmita Sen left the women's club and settled down as housewife realizing that money is crucial for
    her family and it is not donated for fun without approval from family members

    Aur akhir mein main bhul gaya sabji wala ab bhi daam girata hain aur badata hai, apni marzi ka Malik
    hain aur kabhi kabhar uske sadasya gujar bhi jaate hi

    END

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