The Daily Tar Heel For April 13, 2017
The Daily Tar Heel For April 13, 2017
The Daily Tar Heel For April 13, 2017
Bill takes aim at ACC, future boycotts of NC tweet Wednesday, McGrady said
what he called stupid bills are
often filed without the support
of most legislators mention-
UNC-system schools would prohibit system schools from grant-
ing media rights to said conferences
affected by the bill as well.
Sponsored by four Republicans in
You know, I would expect N.C.
State and the University of North
ing a 2011 bill calling for North
Carolina to issue its own legal
have to immediately for at least five years after any future
boycott has ended.
the N.C. House of Representatives,
the bill would give the General
Carolina, as founding members of
the ACC, to be in the ACC for many,
currency backed by silver and
withdraw after boycotts. UNC-system schools would need to Assembly final authority in deter- many years to come, Swofford said.
gold.
Any legislator can file a bill,
immediately inform any athletic con- mining the membership status of The conference will continue to even a stupid one, the tweet
By Corey Risinger ference boycotting the state that they UNC-system schools in intercolle- be governed by the ACC Council of said. Remember what hap-
State & National Editor will be withdrawing from the confer- giate athletic associations. Presidents and its values, he said. pened w/ the bill a few years ago
ence. The bill instructs system schools Though the ACC has yet to offer an I think youll see the ACC at (to) create our own currency.
A new bill in the N.C. General to place funds in escrow to pay exit official comment, ACC President John 15 strong for many, many years to Ben Graumann, spokesper-
Assembly would require UNC- fees or penalties from the conference. Swofford answered a reporters ques- come, Swofford said. son for Equality NC, said the
system schools to leave any intercol- N.C. State University and UNC- tions Wednesday at the postgraduate Gov. Roy Cooper could not be organization sees the bill as the
legiate athletic association like the Chapel Hill are the only two UNC- scholarship luncheon in Greensboro. reached for comment. next in a long line of attacks
Atlantic Coast Conference if they system schools that are members Swofford said he does not think Rep. Mark Brody, R-Union, a pri- against LGBTQ people in North
boycott the state. of the ACC but schools in other N.C. State and UNC are talking Carolina.
If passed, House Bill 728 would conferences would be potentially about leaving the conference. SEE ACC BILL, PAGE 5 We just barely repealed HB2
and replaced it with an almost
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German and financial crime at Hayes The person entered the
waffles! Road at 10:09 a.m. Tuesday, home through an unlocked
according to Chapel Hill window and stole jewelry, the
police reports. jewelry box and a drill, valued
Hungry yet? The person stole the vic-
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at $731 total, reports state.
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card, valued at $26 total, from Someone committed
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cafesomethingdifferent.com chases, reports state. Fordham Blvd. at 4:22 p.m.
(somethingdifferentcafe) Tuesday, according to Chapel
Someone broke and Hill police reports.
entered a residence with The person attempted to
no force at the 300 block of return a generator they didnt
Hillsborough Street at 10:48 pay for, valued at $858.93,
a.m. Tuesday, according to and then left with the prod-
Chapel Hill police reports. uct, reports state.
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The Daily Tar Heel From Page One Thursday, April 13, 2017 5
ACC BILL bounds and, to the best of my
ability, will never allow the
Another sponsor of the bill,
Rep. Chris Millis, R-Onslow,
NCAA or any other organiza-
tion who are intolerant of the
and ACC had exceeded the
scope of their respective char-
bill that makes us look spite-
ful and silly, Jackson said in
FROM PAGE 1 General Assembly to relin- said in a statement after the rights of the citizens I have ters by using economic retali- a Tweet. It responds to any
mary sponsor of the bill, said it quish its legislative authority partial repeal of House Bill the privilege to serve, he said. ation against the State. future boycott by the ACC by
responds to what he sees as the over the internal affairs of the 2 that he will stand on prin- Brody and Millis were also But legislators like Sen. pulling out of the ACC.
NCAA and ACC engaging in State or succumb to economic ciple, not politics. sponsors of a bill March 13 Jeff Jackson, D-Mecklenburg, The bill will move to the
political and lobbying actions. extortion to and from either I will never sell out the to file a tax-exempt organiza- opposed the bill and the mes- N.C. House rules committee.
I believe the NCAA and the NCAA or the ACC, Brody rights of my constituents to tion complaint in order to sage it sends. @CLRlyCorey
the ACC have stepped out of said in a statement. the bullying tactics of the determine whether the NCAA Yet another go-nowhere state@dailytarheel.com
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To the EDITOR
A pre-graduation
I wanted to share a little
bit of this knowledge Ive
learned from these life
I killed,
Its spring, and the grad- List (Or you might remem-
uates are in bloom in their ber it better as: Remind
array of beautiful yet Me To Call the Chancellor
Im sorry
sometimes tacky colors Tomorrow.)
in every city and state in 1. In two years, no one
this country. As I drive is going to give a flying flip
around town, it makes me what your GPA was in col-
O
n the night before smile seeing the local col- lege, so let that go when you
Halloween this year lege seniors holding tightly leave this stadium. I mean
spooky! I obliter- EDITORIAL onto their recently picked- congratulations and all that
R
my mom has always had a egistration is in one possible answer is non-Latinx students to So, since Im never going imagined it was going to
thing with rodents. Is fear of full swing and that men simply dont take Latinx studies classes, to be asked, I will write be. But wherever you go,
rodents genetic? Probably not, students are trying think they are welcome non-black students to take my speech here. Someday and whatever you end up
but watching my mom vis- to figure out what classes in these classrooms. This, AAAD classes, and non- Stephen Colbert is going to doing at any given moment,
ibly wince at the mention of to take next year. Through of course, is not true. Just Native American students run out of speeches to give work hard. I dont care if its
rats throughout my childhood at graduations, and Ill save serving fries or performing
general education require- like in many classrooms, to take American Indian
could not have endeared them it for him. Im sure Ill be brain surgery.
to me. Hamsters were out of ments, students at UNC there are topics that will studies courses. We also his first call. 3. Apologize quickly if
the question; families who are able and encouraged ask students to question hope that students of all CONGRATULATIONS you do something wrong,
had pet hamsters were not to to broaden their horizons their positions in society, genders will take gender CLASS OF 2017!!!! And make amends if needed
be trusted. Mice in our house outside their chosen fields. but these interrogations and sexuality studies Go Heels! (PAUSE FOR and then move on. Keep
were never spoken of they This board would like should not turn students classes. LOUD APPLAUSE) your side of the street clean,
were disposed of, silently, by to encourage students away. In fact, students These classes are not My name is Karen, and sweep up your messes and
my father, whose normal levels to take classes not just should be encouraged to only great ways to rake up Im a normal almost admit your mistakes.
of rodent-induced queasiness outside of their fields, but critically think about their gen-ed requirements, but 50-year-old person. Yes, that 4. No one is ever as
were considered heroic. outside of their comfort place in and outside the also for students to see the means I didnt text the whole happy as they look on
I understand that raccoons zones. Specifically, we classroom. other side of the coin and time I was at UNC. How in Facebook, or Instagram,
are not, technically, rodents. the world we managed to or any other form of social
want to encourage people Men in gender studies critically engage with the
However, their rodent-y hands actually FIND people during media.
and collective sewer presence
who identify as men to courses represent a diver- narratives and struggles of the day still remains a mys- 5. Call your parents,
demarcates them, for me, as a take womens and gender sity of understandings and others. tery. And if we had to change often, if they are still
part of the larger rodent group a lunch date by five minutes, around. You will miss their
that I roundly despise. I felt it was utter chaos. I remem- voices one day. They are a
oddly guilty about that rac- EDITORIAL ber staring suspiciously at link to your past, like it or
W
dispel of the seemingly unre- e commend Carolina Blueprint event outside American finan- everyone. Help someone, and get out
ligious bearer of superstition the good in the Pit, which allowed cial systems and diffi- So, I may not have the of your own head. Trust me,
I took the raccoons death as business acumen of Bill our heads are dangerous
work being students to build shacks culty getting and keeping
a bad omen. Gates, or the soul-searching places to sit in for very long.
A few nights later, I saw a done by the Community and live in them for a a job. advice ready to share at 7. Watch the news, but
possum on my walk home. Let Empowerment Fund, week, was little better than Camping in the Pit a moments notice, like believe about one-third of
me be clear: if I dislike rac- Habitat for Humanity and a college student dressing wont expose the Carolina Oprah Winfrey, or even the what they say.
coons, I hate possums. They others to provide support up as a homeless person Blueprint students to the comedic chops of Melissa 8. When you leave this
look like zombie rat-raccoon and transition services and asking for money safety risks of homeless- McCarthy (Dear God, why college, you will be a rep-
blends. As ridiculous as it for people experiencing to support Habitat for ness which come from AM I up here?) But Im resentative of it forever.
sounds (what was the possum homelessness in Chapel Humanity, naturally on police and other authori- you, 30 years from now. When you leave your home,
going to do, chase me back to Hill. Franklin Street. ties as well as other civil- (Except, I only look like 20 you will always represent
my dorm?), I ran, faster than I We especially appreciate That hypothetical stu- ians. years have gone by. Go with your family. When you
have in recent memory, until I initiatives that uplift the dent and the real students If Carolina Blueprint it.) Ive worked at various leave our country, for a job
felt the fear seeping out of my jobs and had a career. I also or on a trip, you represent
voices and work of people participating in Carolina becomes an annual event
system. A week later, on the stayed home with my chil- what America is. People are
night of the election, I emerged
experiencing homeless- Blueprint are not experi- as planned, we hope to dren. And later, I started watching. Remember that.
from my friends room to find ness and help them take encing an accurate por- see more planning and my own business. Ive lived Find your passions, live your
a possum scavenging five feet a leadership role in deter- trayal of homelessness, leadership opportunities in different states. Ive dealt life, but always remember
away from me. The cycle felt mining how the organiza- physically or systemically. for people experiencing with all kinds of people, that you come with a story.
complete. Everything was going tions goals can best be Sleeping outside wont homelessness themselves. good and not so much. Make the people you love,
horribly. Possums were stalk- Ive been married for over those who have been in your
ing me to seek revenge for their 27 years (yes, to the same story with you all along
QuickHits
fallen comrade, and President man). Ive lived through or for a lot of it, proud of
Donald Trump was ascending many, many things some you. But not because of the
to the highest political seat of amazing, some terrible, money you make. Make
power in our nation. And it was but most in-between. Im a them proud by showing that
my fault, for killing that rac- mom, a wife, a friend, a sis- you will always remember
coon and setting in motion this A sad state Thanks, yall Flip and flop ter and was a daughter. Ive that everyone else has a
unbreakable cycle of supersti- seen recessions come and story too. A story that you
Did people not pay atten- Thank you to everyone who The air strikes in Syria are
tion. go, presidents come and are walking into the middle
tion in literally any history supported The Daily Tar certainly too complicated
Superstition dictates that go, wars begin and never of, without knowing how
course ever? Heel last week. for a quick hit to
my debts to the raccoon gods end, and tragedies like the the first part went, and how
Hitler was a bad Our staff worked get into, but the
have been paid bad things Oklahoma City Bombing it shaped them.
guy who mur- really hard to flip-flopping on
come in threes, and I saw and 9/11 break our coun- So dont judge. Be kind
dered a lot of get yall the best intervention is
two possums and one Trump. trys collective hearts. But and forgiving. I never said
people with tox- game coverage not. If you think
Somewhere in my rational Ive seen us begin again gullible. Youll continue
ic chemicals. From the state- and keepsake papers pos- illegal air strikes were not
brain, I know that my fear too. Time and time again, to learn the difference.
ments of Sean Spicer and sible. We saw all the kind OK under Obama, then
of rodents seems thoroughly after too many awful events Hopefully.
North Carolinas own Larry posts supporting us, and we they should remain not OK
ridiculous. I also know that to name, we always begin
Pittman, youd think Hitler just wanted to make sure it under Trump. The same can
late one night, on a New York again. Ive learned lessons Karen Kent
was a reasonable leader. Do didnt go unnoticed. Now be said of the inverse of
subway platform, I glanced by watching all of these UNC Class of 89
Republicans want us to call lets get to covering the last that statement. Please have
onto the tracks and saw a liv-
them fascists? bit of this school year. some consistency.
ing, breathing, writhing car-
pet of rats. My fear felt like a SPEAK OUT
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of that raccoon didnt elect you for allowing capitalist season. not criticizing
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Im going to avoid the back- sleeves sneeze- coat, summer friends, Tar Heels
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