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Legal Appendix...........................................................................................p. 19

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How Orcus Stole Christmas

How Orcus
Stole Christmas!
By James M. Spahn
How Orcus Stole Christmas! is a short adventure for 4–6 characters villagers had. They stole hammers, anvils, nails, hinges, iron tools, entire
between levels 3–5. After being hired by a local baron to deliver much- doors, and even the wheels from the carts of local merchants.
needed supplies to a rural village, the characters discover that a tribe of With no resources to protect themselves from the winter snowstorms,
strange creatures led by the cheerfully violent Orcus’ Claws has ransacked the villagers of Newville turn to the characters for aid, claiming that Orcus’
the town and set up a workshop crafting toys that promise only death and Claws and his Crueltide elves fled into the snow-covered pine forest to the
destruction instead of holiday cheer. north. Since that fateful night, they have seen plumes of smoke rising
on the horizon. Claws and his Elves are crafting some terrible holiday
surprise, and without the aid of the characters, the people of Newville will
Adventure Background be left only with holiday fear instead of holiday cheer.

No one knows where the demonic thing calling himself Orcus’ Claws
came from. Only that he has with him a tribe of goblinoids known as
the Crueltide elves. Claws came into town wearing a mantle that may
Beginning the Adventure
once have been white, but was now stained a cheerfully blood red. The This adventure can easily be introduced into any cold-weather rural area.
Crueltide elves, under the command of their dark master, ransacked the The characters either come upon the village of Newville in their travels
village of Newville and took every conceivable piece of technology the or are tasked by a local noble to travel to the village to make sure they are
well supplied for the winter. Another possibility is that human or halfling
characters have particularly eccentric cousins who live in Newville and
the characters have been invited to the annual Winter Festival celebration.
If the characters are acting in the employ of a local noble, they are
offered a reward of 100gp each by that local lord once they return with
news that the villagers of Newville are in good health for the winter.
Regardless of the party’s reasons for traveling to Newville, the Referee
can read or paraphrase the text below to begin the adventure.

You and your companions come over the rolling hill to see
the forested valley under the shadow of Mount Strumpet. A
large clearing where the village of Newville sits is surrounded
by endless banks of twinkling white snow in the light of the
winter dawn. The icy tranquility of what would otherwise
be a breathtaking view is marred by thin tendrils of smoke
rising from various cottages and buildings that are visible
even from this distance.
As you and your companions quicken your pace down the
last ridge and into the valley of the village proper, you see
that destruction has been visited upon this idyllic rural
community. Several corpses lie in bloodstained snowbanks,
and the wails of villagers wracked with pain and sorrow
break even the snow-muffled silence of winter. Something far
worse than a bad fruitcake has been visited upon this winter
wonderland …

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Part One: 1-2: Lumber Yard
What’s New Down in Newville The fields just north of Newville are filled with downed
trees from the nearby forest. It is strangely quiet, with a
blanket of snow hanging over the entire scene. Long, heavy
The village of Newville is home to no more than 500 residents who make their logs sit in silent tribute to the industriousness of the sturdy
living hunting local game in order to trade meat and fur, or through harvesting News, though a great pile of felled timbers is buried beneath
local lumber. Many of the villagers are halflings, and all seem somehow the roof of a now collapsed open-walled covering that
related, collectively calling themselves the News of Newville (a custom happily recently came crashing down. Several dwarves and humans
adopted by everyone who moves into the burgeoning village). A diminutive are milling about, each impossibly attempting to dig the
and cherubic halfling woman with blonde hair named Lucinda New leads the valuable lumber free from this mountain of collapsed wood,
villagers of Newville. Her annoyingly positive demeanor is a reflection of the all the while screaming frantically to one another.
general sense of almost idiotic happiness that typically fills the village.
Unfortunately, all that changed last night during the fifth night of the
Newville Winter Festival. Orcus’ Claws and his Crueltide elves swept into As the characters approach, a dwarf yells for them to help. Bernard tells the
the village while every single person in the village was gathered around the characters that several lumberyard workers are trapped under the rubble. Sadly,
Festival Tree in the center of town. Silently and stealthily, these nefarious all the pulleys, flywheels, winch cables, and other pieces of technology were
creatures stole every piece of metal and every tool they could get their hands stolen and they’re unable to lift the rubble. As the characters draw close to the
on. From tiny screws pried from window frames to massive iron cellar doors, rubble, they hear the hoarse cries of several workers trapped in the rubble.
the Crueltide elves stole it all. Then, at the stroke of midnight, after Claws Getting them free is no easy task with no perfect way to solve the problem.
and his Elves hauled the stolen loot to their secret lair atop Mount Strumpet, Working with the others to pull rubble away is a long and backbreaking
they came charging into the village and began to slaughter the News living in process, taking hours and is not likely to save the buried workers. By
Newville. After several formerly musical News were left dead and the village making creative use of their own resources, the large beams of wood, and
was in shambles, Claws and his Crueltide elves fled into the night with cries even any spells they might have, the characters may be able to assist in the
that they would return for “Twelve Bloody Nights of Clawsmas.” rescue effort. Using large timbers to create levers, casting spells such as
The characters arrive in Newville the morning after the first attack. warp wood, and other clever methods will certainly be the order of the day.
Most of the villagers are sullenly attempting to recover from the attack, If the characters are clever and resourceful, the Referee should reward out-
gathering their dead, propping up crude wooden doors to lean into their of-the-box thinking with at least some likelihood of success.
frames, or building primitive leans to get some meager protection from the A total of four workers are buried in the rubble. For every 15 minutes
once-beloved winter landscape. that pass without a successful rescue, one of the buried workers dies. This
Halfling Mayor Lucinda New, along with the human sheriff Vern Wourelle, means that all will be dead within an hour.
ask for the characters’ aid in recovering their stolen metal and beseech them Regardless of whether the characters are successful, Bernard thanks
to prevent Orcus’ Claws and his Crueltitde Elves from returning. them for their help. In the event they rescue one or more of the workers,
Bernard is exceedingly thankful. Though he has no money to offer them,
he instead gives them a flask of his special dwarven fire spirits liquor. The
1-1: Eastern Fields flasks contain four drams, and each dram functions as a frozen concoction
as described in Swords & Wizardry Complete.

A thick blanket of snow pockmarked by blood and dirt covers Bernard the Lumber Master, Male Dwarf: HD 1; HP 7; AC 9[10];
this long, low valley. As you and your companions make your Atk large club (1d6+1); Move 9; Save 17; AL L; CL/XP 1/15;
way toward the village, you see several small huts that were Special: +4 save vs. magic, darkvision (60ft), detect stonework.
undoubtedly homes to the farmers who tend these fields in
the warm season. Most now lie in ruin. Collapsed houses and Newville Locals and Workers: HD 1d6 hp; AC 9[10];
crumbled stables are all that remain of most of these simple and Atk weapon (1d4); Move 12; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP B/10;
welcoming homes. Several humans and halflings are sullenly Special: none.
and futilely dragging the corpses of their fellow villagers from Note: 80% chance of being a halfling with +1 to hit with
the snow or attempting to repair their broken homes. missile weapons and +4 save vs. magic.

1-3: Festival Tree


The locals are a strange lot, as often singing quietly to themselves as
they are weeping. They have little to say to the characters, save for a few
mentions of Orcus’ Claws and his terrible Crueltide elves. If asked for A massive pine tree covered in candles of bright wax,
more detail, villagers simply begin to cry pathetically and ask to be left wrapped in strings of nuts, candied fruits, and lovingly
to their sorrows. polished apples sits in the center of the tiny village of
Those not digging graves and tending to the slain stand near their collapsed Newville. It is a forty-foot testament to unwavering holiday
homes, muttering to themselves about how they’re going to be able to cheer crowned with a twinkling silver star. Several News
repair the damage done to their collapsed homes. Several of these would-be mill about the tree, halfheartedly singing cheerful songs that
repairmen are holding tools that have had their metal parts removed: hammers sound all the more mournful for their attempts.
without heads, saws without blades, and the like. If asked what happened to Among the crowd of a dozen or so, one New stands out: A
their tools, a few mutter about the Crueltide elves (whom they describe as halfling woman with an exceedingly round face, wild golden curls,
tooth-mawed creatures with beady red eyes and strangely pointed ears and and eyes as bright and shining as the winter sky. She trundles up
shoes), while others say they do not want to speak of it and that the characters to you and your companions, wiping the tears from her eyes and
are better off speaking to Lucinda New, the mayor of Newville. taking a moment to obviously compose herself before putting on
a bright and innocent smile. “Lucinda New, Mayor of Newville!
Newville Locals: HD 1d6 hp; AC 9[10]; Atk weapon (1d4); Welcome to our village — and merry Wintermass!”
Move 12; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP B/10; Special: none. Despite her attempts at holiday cheer, she appears on
Note: 80% chance of being a halfling with +1 to hit with the verge of bursting into tears as she holds out a sausage-
missile weapons and +4 save vs. magic. fingered hand in greeting.

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Lucinda is genuinely polite with the characters and apologizes to them, the tree, the Newville locals order them to stop and may even attack the
as what is normally a cheerful time for the Village of Newville has turned characters if they don’t desist.
to tragedy. She whispers that she doesn’t want to speak about the details
of what happened so as not to remind the townsfolk of the tragedy, but Lucinda New, Mayor of Newville, Female Halfling: HD 2; HP
if they’d like to come to her house, she’ll gladly explain the situation to 11; AC 8[11]; Atk kitchen knife (1d4) or sling (1d4); Move
them over dinner. 9; Save 16; AL L; CL/XP 2/30; Special: +1 to hit with missile
While Lucinda and the characters are talking, a small halfling boy on weapons, +4 save vs. magic.
tiny crutches approaches, holding out one hand covered in a frayed glove.
He demurely asks the characters if they can spare a copper coin or two, Small Sam, Halfling Male Boy: HD 1d4 hp; HP 2; AC 9[10]; Atk
what with it being Winter Festival and all. He then coughs pathetically. If crutch (1d4–2); Move 3; Save 18; AL L; CL/XP A/5; Special: +1
given a coin, he tips his ragged cap to them and hobbles away with a weak to hit with missile weapons, +4 save vs. magic.
smile on his face.
Lucinda explains that the boy is “Small Sam.” Without shelter Newville Locals: HD 1d6 hp; AC 9[10]; Atk weapon (1d4);
or resources and given the current developments in Newville, the Move 12; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP B/10; Special: none.
boy likely will die of his crippling illness. Lucinda turns away and Note: 80% chance of being a halfling with +1 to hit with
tells the characters to come by her home around sunset. Those who missile weapons and +4 save vs. magic.
look closely see that she is crying, though she tries to hide it as she
walks away.
The Festival Tree itself is a massive natural pine tree brightly decorated
in celebration of the season. While characters are more than welcome to
admire it, those attempting to touch it are given discouraging looks by
the locals unless they show signs of trying to assist in righting a few of
the misplaced decorations. If they blatantly attempt to harm or dismantle

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a strange, demonic goblinoid creature came storming down from Mount


1-4: Lucinda New’s House Strumpet wearing a red suit and leading a small army of equally strange
goblins clad in pointed shoes and wearing bell-topped caps. The News of
Newville never heard them arrive or saw them coming down the hill as
This simple one-room cottage is a bit larger than the others
the villagers were too busy gathering in the town circle to sing around the
in Newville, though its door lies in a nearby snowbank. Wisps
Festival Tree. While it may seem odd to the characters that no one noticed,
of white snow blow across the threshold and into the house
Lucinda is confused that the characters would not recognize the singular
itself. Inside, a large empty spot below a hole in the ceiling is
rapture of holiday caroling.
where a cooking stove undoubtedly once stood. The timbers
Orcus’ Claws announced his presence just before departing and it
of a bedframe lie in the opposite corner. All the furniture in
was then that the News were torn from their reverie and realized that the
the room appears to have been disassembled down to its base
strange creatures that served him (called Crueltide elves) had stolen every
parts. Even the nails that once held up the family portraits
piece of iron they could get their hands on. They had pried nails from
are gone.
walls, took hinges off doors, took plates from wagon axles, shoes off of
horses, everything. With the village in shambles, Lucinda fears that they
won’t survive the winter, or worse that Orcus’ Claws will return and attack
If the characters arrive here near dusk, they find that Lucinda has set up
now that the villagers are completely defenseless.
a crude firepit of dirt in a ring of stone inside her home. She’s gathered
By the end of her story, Lucinda weeps openly and practically begs the
some wet twigs into a pile and is attempting to light them with a flint.
characters to save the village by stopping Orcus’ Claws and recovering
Unfortunately, she is not succeeding. If the characters were invited,
the stolen metal. She fears that despite all their holiday cheer, the chill of
Lucinda welcomes them into her home with an apology that she has no hot
winter will lead to the villagers’ starvation even if Orcus’ Claws doesn’t
tea nor a warm dinner to offer them. All she has is cold pork, half a wheel
return to attack. She has little to offer the characters as a reward, save the
of cheese, and part of a loaf of crusty bread. If they were not invited, she
village’s good will and perhaps a cottage of their own to be built once
invites them in and says she welcomes guests, even in these dark times.
Orcus’ Claws is defeated.
Over the cold meal and empty fire pit, Lucinda explains that last night

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If the characters accept, she wipes her eyes and thanks them each with
News. While this is a popular place with all the residents of Newville, the
a hug. She offers them a place to sleep in her home, such as it is, and one person found here most often is Small Sam, a halfling waif who gets
says they should set out in the morning for Mount Strumpet where Orcus’ around on crutches and dresses in rags. He is polite and kind to everyone
Claws and his Crueltide elves have their lair. he meets, never disturbing any visitors.
A careful search of Lucinda’s ramshackle home reveals little of use, Characters who take the time to talk to Small Sam learn that the boy
save for a few skins of quality spiced wine and some holiday treats such as earnestly believes in Father Newvus and his blessings. He believes Father
day-old chocolate-chip cookies, plum puddings, and icy figgy puddings. Newvus will send agents of Winter Cheer to protect and defend the people
There is enough food to last one person 2d4 days. of Newville in these troubled times. Most other News of Newville view
his optimism with a healthy dose of skepticism, but say nothing more to
Lucinda New, Mayor of Newville, Female Halfling: HD 2; HP the poor boy.
11; AC 8[11]; Atk kitchen knife (1d4) or sling (1d4); Move Small Sam eventually asks the characters to join him in offering a prayer
9; Save 16; AL L; CL/XP 2/30; Special: +1 to hit with missile and a token for Father Newvus. If the characters join Sam during his
weapons, +4 save vs. magic. prayer, the boy leaves a small crust of bread from his pocket in the broken
sleigh that serves as an offering plate. Characters who leave chocolate-
1-5: Newville Constabulary chip cookies (which they may have gotten from either Location 1-4 or
1-7) receive a small blessing from Father Newvus during this adventure.
For the remainder of the adventure, they reduce their chance of being lost
The northern half of this building has collapsed, and in the wilderness by 5%.
several long rods of twisted iron and detritus are scattered in
the snow. The still-standing portion is missing its door, and Small Sam, Halfling Male Boy: HD 1d4 hp; HP 2; AC 9[10]; Atk
snow has begun to pool, cast in by the winter winds. Inside, crutch (1d4–2); Move 3; Save 18; AL L; CL/XP A/5; Special:
a large-nosed, perpetually smirking human stands behind +1 to hit with missile weapons, +4 save vs. magic.Newville
the remains of a broken table, trying to piece together a stool Locals: HD 1d6 hp; AC 9[10]; Atk weapon (1d4); Move 12;
broken down to its component parts. He looks up at your Save 18; AL N; CL/XP B/10; Special: none.
approach, rests a hand on a short sword at his hip, and then Note: 80% chance of being a halfling with +1 to hit with
relaxes and approaches you. missile weapons and +4 save vs. magic.

1-7: The Twelve Days Inn


The Newville constable introduces himself as Vern Wourelle. He
speaks with a long drawl and seems more than a bit dense. If asked about
the events that have befallen the town, he tells the characters that they What undoubtedly was once a warm and welcoming inn
best talk to Mayor Lucinda New. If they’ve already spoken to her, Vern now seems to actually sway in the winter winds that blow
becomes defensive about his duty as constabulary. If the characters press into the valley. Like every other structure in Newville, the
this unnecessary interrogation, he arrests them. If reminded that his jail is door has been cast aside and all the furniture has been
gone, he appears stumped and admits that they have a point. His demeanor disassembled. There’s even a massive pile of soot and
then lightens a bit. masonry dust where the thieves took the entire hearth,
He suggests that the characters act as his duly appointed deputies and brick by brick, from inside the building. A long bar has
go up Mount Strumpet to put a stop of Orcus’ Claws and his shenanigans. disassembled stools laid out in piles before it. A plump
If the characters agree to this halfhearted attempt to pass the buck, he roots but troubled human man is looking around the bar with
through his desk looking for bronze deputy badges — only to realize that a frustrated expression. As with so many other places in
the Crueltide elves took those, too. As newly appointed deputies, Vern Newville, you see several News milling about aimlessly
further charges them with recovering the badges. trying to piece together the broken bits of their village.
Regardless of any attempts to acquire further aid from Vern, he will not
go with the characters to Mount Strumpet. He insists that the bravest thing
he can do is stay in the village to protect the people if the Crueltide elves The plump, balding human introduces himself as Barnabas, the
return. Yep. Totally the bravest thing he can do. bartender and proprietor of the Twelve Days Inn. He tells the characters
Unbeknownst to Sheriff Wourelle, the badges do offer a modicum of that he has little to offer them in the way of food or lodging, and that
protection and are magical items known as talismans of the Newville he’s not absolutely certain that the inn is even a stable structure anymore.
protector (see Appendix B: New Magic Items). Like everyone else in the village, he tells the tale of Orcus’ Claws and the
Crueltide elves arriving in the night and stealing every metal object they
Sheriff Vern Wourelle, Male Human Constable: HD 3; HP 15; could get their hands on.
AC 5[14]; Atk longsword (1d8); Move 12; Save 14; CL/XP What little he does have to offer the characters are some day-old baked
3/60; Special: none. goods such as chocolate-chip cookies, loaves of fruit cake, and some dried
Equipment: chainmail, longsword, badge. fig puddings. The closest thing Barnabas has to beverages are wooden
tankards of snow he’s set on the rickety bar. Hanging out, nibbling on
1-6: Shrine to Father Newvus stale baked goods, and drinking snow water for a few hours allows the
characters to overhear various rumors on the Newville Rumor Table.

This open-aired stone shrine undoubtedly once served


as a place of worship for the News, but the altar and grand
statue of a portly and jolly bearded human man in a stocking No Shops?!
cap has been stained red with frozen blood. A massive base
While Newville once had a collection of shops, smiths, bakeries
carved to look like a winter sleigh has been broken and sits
(a lot of bakeries), and other resources that might be useful to
in ruin before the once jovial statue. Several News, mostly
adventurers, the thefts by Orcus’ Claws and his minions has left all
children, are milling about. Some are quietly weeping.
of these places in shambles. The thefts have destroyed their stock
and left the buildings in ruin. As such, the characters have access
only to the gear they brought with them or what they can creatively
The local parents and children are lost in sorrow for the destruction of
cobble together from the natural resources found in the woodlands
their shrine, which depicts Father Newvus, Lord of Winter Cheer. Orcus’
surrounding the village.
Claws and his Crueltide elves defaced the shrine of the Patron of the

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Unfortunately, Barnabas isn’t comfortable enough with the safety of his
establishment to permit anyone to rent any of his rooms. Part Two: The Wooded Path
Barnabas, Male Human Innkeeper: HD 1; HP 6; AC 9[10]; Atk
club (stool leg) (1d6); Move 12; Save 17; AL N; CL/XP 1/15;
Special: none. to Mount Strumpet
The woodland path to Mount Strumpet is little more than a game trail
Newville Locals: HD 1d6 hp; AC 9[10]; Atk weapon (1d4);
and though only a mere 20 miles to the mountain, it is not an easy trek
Move 12; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP B/10; Special: none.
through the heavy pine forests. Along the way, the characters encounter
Note: 80% chance of being a halfling with +1 to hit with
frosted snowmen, Crueltide elves, and natural dangers such as rockslides
missile weapons and +4 save vs. magic.
and avalanches.
Newville Rumor Table
The people of Newville gossip quite a bit among themselves, although Beyond the ruined cheer of Newville, you set off toward
most of it is harmless and useless. Occasionally, however, a nugget of Mount Strumpet with Mayor Lucinda’s simple map as your
truth and wisdom can be found in their idle chatter. Characters who talk or only guide. It is almost as if the landscape itself is against
help the News of Newville may roll once on the chart below. you. Within a few hours of setting out, the sky turns gray and
clouds roll in from behind the mountain peak. Before long,
1d8 Rumor a thick and heavy snow makes each step toward those dire
peaks a more chilling prospect.
They say Orcus’ Claws has a demon reindeer with a
1 blood-red nose that leads his Crueltide elves. (Partly
true) Traveling in the harsh cold between Newville and Mount Strumpet is no
Small Sam has a wasting sickness and will never walk easy task. Almost a foot of snow already rests on the ground and new flakes
2 only compound the new snowfall. Visibility is reduced, and travel is slow.
again. (Mostly False)
The heavy snow and cold weather impose the following effects and penalties:
Powerful magical artifacts are hidden in the tunnels Lost in the Wilderness: There is a 30% chance of the characters
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of Mount Strumpet. (True) getting lost in their travels. If a ranger is in the party, it reduces the chance
Lucinda New was elected mayor after bribing of getting lost by 10% for every level of that ranger. If the party becomes
4 voters with some of her exceptionally well-baked lost, the characters cannot progress any farther in their journey to Mount
chocolate-chip cookies. (True) Strumpet for the rest of the day. They must make camp or find some other
shelter from the elements.
Newville Forest is haunted by a strange winter spirit
5
that loves to dance. (True)
Sheriff Wourelle used to run a summer camp for
6
troubled youth before coming to Newville. (True)
The Crueltide elves stole Barnabas’ special stash of
7
Holiday Wine. (False)
Sheriff Wourelle and Lucinda New have a secret
8 love child that lives in Bard’s Gate and runs a
thieves’ guild. (Maybe?)

1-8: Newville Homes


The homes of Newville are all in a state of collapse and
disrepair. It is almost as if they’d simply been put together
by hand and never reinforced with any structural support.
Almost every home in Newville has collapsed on itself and
is now little more than a pile of its component parts.

This is a general description of many buildings found throughout Newville.


Homes, small businesses, the general store, and the like have either
collapsed or on the verge of doing so. Most of the locals politely
shoo the characters away, telling them to talk to Lucinda or
Wourelle. They are too busy dealing with the terrible
situation at hand. If the characters are particularly
patient or polite, they may hear more rumors
on the Newville Rumor Table. Any threat
of violence results in the New fleeing and
alerting Wourelle and Lucinda.

Newville Locals: HD 1d6 hp;


AC 9[10]; Atk weapon (1d4);
Move 12; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP
B/10; Special: none.
Note: 80% chance of being a halfling with +1 to
hit with missile weapons and +4 save vs. magic.

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Difficult to See: The heavy snowfall reduces visibility to a mere 30 Winter Bones: HD 10; HP 55; AC –2[21]; Atk dancing fool (see
feet; ranged attacks suffer a –2 penalty. below); Move 15; Save 5; AL C; CL/XP 12/2000; Special:
Cold-Weather Gear: If the characters do not take proper precautions dancing fool (60ft range, save or dance uncontrollably,
against the cold (such as wearing gloves and heavy cloaks), they must cumulative 1d4 damage per round for 10 rounds up to
make a saving throw each day or suffer 1d6 points of damage as the cold maximum 10d4 damage in final round of dance, save each
seeps into their bones and saps their strength. round to resist dance). (see Appendix A: New Monsters)

2-1: A Winter Warzone 2-3: Crueltide Greetings


Strange, portly humanoid figures made entirely of snow You finally find yourself under the shadow of Mount
move among the snow-covered trees of Newville Forest. Strumpet where a winding, narrow path ascends the
They stand tall and jolly, some with corncob pipes stuck in mountainside. It’s barely wide enough for a single person to
their snow-slashed mouths, others with coal eyes and carrot walk up alone, and if two were to attempt the path, then one
noses. All of them have long, spindly stick arms. As you draw person would almost certainly tumble to his death. Snow has
close, their ash black eyes seem to be set upon you and your been cleared from the path and packed in huge mounds on
companions. each side at the base of the mountain, though you can see it
already starting to reclaim the path. While Mount Strumpet
itself offers some protection from the wind, it feels somehow
If the characters come within 30ft of one of the 4 frosted snowmen, colder in the shadow of that twisting tower of stone and ice.
all of them suddenly animate and attack. There is a 1–4 in 1d6 chance
that they surprise the party. Two of the creatures wade and roll toward the
party, slashing at them with their surprisingly sharp stick arms. The other Hidden behind the snowbanks and among the rocks at the base of the
two suddenly sink, vanishing into the snow. A round later, the pair rise path leading up Mount Strumpet are 6 goblinoid Crueltide elves. They
from the snow behind one of the party members and attempt to backstab surprise the characters on a 1–4 on 1d6. The goblins spring from their
the trespasser with their surprisingly sharp nose carrots. hiding spot and hurl, of all things, snowballs! Unfortunately, at the center
Once defeated, the frosted snowmen blow away in the wind, leaving behind of these snowballs are large, jagged caltrops composed of various strips of
sticks, coal, and their carrot. Characters who root through the snow where a twisted metal that stick into a struck target and bleed profusely.
snowman was slain discover a tiny bag of diamond dust covered in blood used After the first round of their initial ambush, the Crueltide elf farthest
to animate the creature. These bags can be sold for around 100gp each. from the characters attempts to flee up the mountain path to alert his
brethren of the incoming intruders. If he is not stopped, the characters
Frosted Snowmen (4): HD 2; HP 12, 10, 8x2; AC 8[11]; Atk have a very difficult time surprising the alerted goblins who are now
claws (1d4), frosted dagger (1d4+2); Move 6; Save 16; AL C; aware of the oncoming threat.
CL/XP 3/60; Special: snow drift, surprise. (see Appendix A: Once slain, the goblins each have 1d2 items from the Crueltide
New Monsters) Contraption Chart in addition to whatever weapons and armor they are
carrying. They have no other coins or valuables.
2-2: Wayward Skeleton Crueltide Elves (6): HD 2; HP 12, 10, 8x2, 7, 5; AC 7[12]; Atk
weapon (1d6); Move 12; Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60; Special:
Over the howls of the growing blizzard and despite the Crueltide contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix A: New
muffling effect created by a blanket of snow, a merry singing Monsters)
rises on the wind. Much to your surprise, a black-clad skeletal
scarecrow leaps from behind a tree. Inhumanly lean with
overly long limbs, it stands more than seven feet tall and
Crueltide Contraptions
offers a Cheshire grin to you and your companions. Crueltide elves carry a small pouch that contains 1d2 Crueltide
contraptions.

This merry undead creature introduces himself with a bow as “Winter Crueltide Contraptions
Bones” and asks the characters if they’d be willing to talk for a bit. Though Crueltide elves carry a small pouch that contains 1d2 Crueltide
a bit leery of any clerics or paladins, Bones is friendly and gregarious. contraptions:
He asks the characters a ceaseless stream of questions about winter, the Easy Burn Oven: This small metal box generates enormous heat when
holiday season, and the tiniest details regarding both. It is as if he’s never cooking cakes no larger than a gold piece. One round after being activated,
encountered either before in his existence. the Easy Burn Oven flies open in a gout of fire and fills a 20ft area around
Unfortunately, because Bones never ceases his questions, the characters it with thick, vision-obstructing smoke. Ranged attacks in this area suffer
may find themselves lingering for hours — or even days — if they don’t a –4 penalty, and all spellcasting attempts in the thick smoke have a 20%
somehow break away from his endlessly enthusiastic interrogation. Bones chance of failure as everyone in the smoke coughs and sputters. The
does not notice the cold or the passage of time, though both these things smoke disperses after 1d4 rounds.
could be potentially deadly to mortal characters. Mini-Rocket Cart: These tiny metal and wooden carts carry a small
Despite characters’ attempts to excuse themselves politely, Bones does but deadly payload of oil and fire. They have a wind-up key on the side.
not willingly let them go. They’ll need to turn the tables on Winter Bones After being wound up (which takes one full round), the Mini-Rocket
by asking him questions. His own curiosity turns to the new subject, and if Cart travels 30ft forward in whatever direction it has been pointed and
they ask him an appropriately strange question, he springs away in search explodes, doing 1d8 points of damage to anyone within 10ft of the blast
of an answer and promises to return when he’s found it. The Referee could (save for half damage).
easily introduce him later in the adventure (or even in future adventures!) Rider Red’s Bee-Bee Crossbow: A child-sized hand crossbow with
after he’s discovered the answer to the question posed. a strange collection of gears, flywheels, and pullies, this tiny weapon
If the characters flatly refuse to answer Bones’ questions or become fires a projectile at dangerous velocity. It fires standard crossbow bolts
aggressive, he attacks them with an innocent mercilessness, using his but inflicts 1d12 points of damage with a range of 20ft. However, it is
abilities to make them dance at his whim until they die from exhaustion. notoriously inaccurate, and all attacks made with the Rider Red’s Bee-
If reduced to one-quarter of his total hit points, Winter Bones springs off Bee Crossbow are done at a –4 penalty. If the attacker rolls a natural 1 on
into Newville Forest and begins planning his revenge. their attack, the bolt ricochets and hits the operator in the eye, causing the

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eye to be lost until powerful healing magic can be applied. The crossbow
typically comes with five bolts. 2-4: There Arose Such a Splatter
Snow-Wrapped Caltrop: These are simply large snowballs with nasty,
rusted caltrops at their center. They can be thrown up to 30ft and still
The already narrow path up the side of Mount Strumpet
remain effective. They inflict 1d4+1 points of damage upon a successful
thins even further and falls away until it is little more than a
attack. After the fist-sized caltrop is removed, the ensuing wound bleeds
stone beam no wider than six inches against the cliffside. It
for another 1d2 points of damage.
runs for more than fifty feet before the path broadens again
Wind-up Toy Soldier: This tiny tin militia man has a large wind-up
to anything even closely resembling a safe ledge. This narrow
key that requires one round to crank. On the following round, the soldier
crossing, combined with wind and newly fallen snow settling
marches forward and opens fire with its adorable but deadly crossbow
on already slick rock, will not be easy to cross. A few small
on the nearest target. It can fire once each round for three rounds before
stones blow down from higher up the mountain and tumble
it runs out of ammunition and falls dormant. The soldier’s ammunition
to the jagged rocks more than a hundred feet below.
reloads in one day when it can be wound up and used again.

Tin Soldier: HP 1 hit point; AC 4[15]; Atk mini-crossbow (1d6);


Crossing the narrow gap is precarious at best. Characters who move at
Move 3; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP A/5; Special: fire 3 bolts per day.
half speed must roll below their dexterity on 3d6 to cross. If they wish to
move at full speed, the check must be made using 4d6. Those who fail a
Wendy Wetsie Doll: This creepy, glass-eyed porcelain doll whines
check slip and fall but may make a saving throw to catch themselves on
loudly for one round after a small button on her back is pressed. On the
the ledge. Hanging precariously from the ledge, they must roll below their
following round, she falls silent and an impossibly large pool of slick,
strength on 3d6 to pull themselves up to the ledge again. Other characters
stinking yellow liquid spews forth from the doll, making a 20ft area
can aid in rescuing characters who slip, and the dexterity checks can be
around Wendy Wetsie extraordinarily slick and difficult to traverse.
removed completely if ropes are used to fasten characters together for safety.
Anyone attempting to cross the soiled area must make a saving throw or
Unfortunately, this task is complicated by the fact that Blightskrieg,
fall prone. Those moving at half speed suffer no penalty, while characters
one of Orcus’ Claws eight demonic reindeer is watching from his perch
moving at regular speed or running suffer a –2 or –4 penalty, respectively.
high above the crossing. The characters are unlikely to notice the demonic
reindeer unless they are specifically looking, having the same chance to
notice the hidden beast as they do searching for secret doors (1–4 on 1d6
for elves and half-elves; 1–2 for other characters). If the characters don’t
spot it, Blightskrieg strikes with surprise, flying down and attempting to

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gore the characters against the side of the mountain or knock them to their
surprise all but impossible as the Crueltide elves prepare to defend their
death to be eaten later at the creature’s leisure. workshop.
Any characters attempting to fight while on the ledge suffers a –2 penalty
on all attack rolls and must roll below their dexterity on 4d6 each time one Crueltide Elves (3): HD 2; HP 11, 9, 8; AC 7[12]; Atk weapon
of Blightskrieg’s attacks hits them. Otherwise, they are knocked off the (1d6); Move 12; Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60; Special: Crueltide
ledge and must make a saving throw and Strength check as described contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix A: New Monsters)
above to prevent falling to their death. Blightskreig targets those on the
ledge, whether they are walking or hanging, and fights to the death.
Characters who fall from the ledge and splatter on the rocks below take
10d6 points of damage and are likely little more than a large, messy stain
Part Three:
after such a terrible plummet.

Blightskrieg, Demonic Reindeer: HD 3; HP 18; AC 6[13]; Atk


The Workshop of Orcus’ Claws
bite (1d6), antlers (1d8); Move 15 (fly 15); Save 14; AL C; The cave at the top of Mount Strumpet that Orcus’ Claws and his
CL/XP 5/240; Special: fire breath (1/day, 150ft long, 3d6 Crueltide elves call home is an unnaturally cold place filled with the noise
damage, save for half), gore (full movement followed by of craftsmen constantly at work. Unlike most dungeons, the workshop is
attack with a +2 to-hit bonus, 2d8 damage), haste (1/day). well lit, with each room containing at least one lantern so the Crueltide
(see Appendix A: New Monsters) elves can work ceaselessly at their master’s tasks.
Due to the heavy noise inside the workshop, all Move Silently checks
are made with a +10% bonus, though it is highly unlikely that the
2-5: Avalanche characters make it into the workshop without alerting the Crueltide elves.
No random encounters occur in the workshop.

Rounding the last bend of the narrow mountain path, it


opens into a large stone landing. The southern side of Mount
3-1: Entry Chamber
Strumpet has been split open by time and nature, creating a
natural entrance into the cavern that is undoubtedly home The large fissure splits open after a mere ten feet into a
to Orcus’ Claws and his Crueltide elf minions. The wind is massive cavern that goes on far beyond the light of the many
howling loudly against the rocky mountainside and a few lanterns placed at very points around the room. Seemingly
pebbles tumble down from the mountain peak, as does the endless piles of various metal objects lie against the eastern
occasional patch of icy snow. and western walls, these mounds as tall as a man or taller.
Nails, screws, heads for axes, picks, hammers, hinges,
and wheel axles — all the resources stolen from the kindly
The landing at the top of Mount Strumpet springs forth from the people of Newville. Half a dozen Crueltide elves are working
mountain on the southern and eastern cliff faces to form a platform through the mounds in pairs across the room, one manning
approximately 50 feet in each direction. Stationed just inside the cave a wheelbarrow while the second shovels metal objects. They
fissure in the eastern wall are 2 Crueltide elves concealed and watching glower and growl at your arrival. The barrow tenders reach
from the shadows. They are noticed only if a character is actively looking into their wheelbarrows while their partners raise their
in that area for a potential danger and even then, only on a 1–2 on 1d6. surprisingly sharp shovels like broad-bladed spears.
Also, a single Crueltide elf waits to ambush the characters once they
move approximately halfway across the landing. He springs from his
hiding spot and blows a massive blasting horn that causes loosely piled The 6 Crueltide elves are dangerous, but their tiny traps and death
snow and rocks atop the southern cliff face to tumble down. In fact, if machines make the situation worse. The three elves tending the
the characters seem reluctant to cross the landing, two of the Crueltide wheelbarrows (shown on the Workshop, Location 1 map as markers A,
elves inside the fissure briefly reveal themselves and attempt to goad the B, and C) turn tiny cranks on the sides of their wheelbarrows. After a single
characters into walking across the landing, thereby exposing themselves round, the hidden catch on these strange contraptions activates, allowing
to the avalanche. Only characters who specifically state they are looking each wheelbarrow to fire its grapeshot payload at the characters. Each
above the fissure and along the wall notice the hidden horn-blowing hail of sharp metal objects covers a 20ft-by-20ft area and inflicts 2d6+2
Crueltide elf. damage to all characters caught in the onslaught, though they can make a
Any resulting avalanche covers the whole of the landing, inflicting saving throw for half damage. Reloading the wheelbarrow-catapults takes
5d6 points of damage to any character caught in the rumbling snow. A a single round, though that is the only action the Crueltide elf can take.
successful saving throw reduces this damage by half. Anyone caught in
this barrage of snow and stone is trapped to the waist by the onslaught Crueltide Elves (6): HD 2; HP 12, 11, 7x2, 6, 5; AC 7[12];
(even if they made their saving throw). It takes a full round for each Atk weapon (1d6); Move 12; Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60;
character to dig himself out, requiring an Open Doors check each round Special: Crueltide contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix
to pull free. Other characters can automatically pull trapped characters A: New Monsters)
free in one round.While caught in the remains of the avalanche, characters Note: Three of the Crueltide elves wheel around large
are unable to access any equipment they carry at their waist or below and wheelbarrows that can fire their payloads at enemies.
cannot move (until they dig themselves free). This means high dexterity These wheelbarrows target a 20ft-by-20ft area for
grants no Armor Class bonus. In addition, ranged attacks made against 2d6+2 points of damage (save for half). It takes a
someone caught in the avalanche receive a +2 to-hit bonus. round to reload the wheelbarrow with enough metal
The Crueltide elves guarding the fissure are the true threat after the to fire again.
avalanche rumbles through. The elves guarding the fissure opening hurl
snowballs with large, rusty caltrops at their center at the characters, while If the Crueltide elves are defeated, an ample search of the various piles
the horn blower pulls out a small wind-up tin soldier from his pouch and of metal stolen from Newville nets surprising reward. The search takes
sets it on the ledge. After spending a round winding it, the little automated several rounds and new Crueltide elves are likely to investigate when their
warrior opens fire with a tiny but surprisingly deadly miniature crossbow compatriots do not return. Anyone searching the piles of metal for at least
while its master titters and fires with his own light crossbow. 10 rounds discovers 1d6x100gp, 2 potions of healing, a +1 shield, and
Moreover, the sound of the avalanche alerts Orcus’ Claws and his tribe a cane of winter’s shepherd. However, for every round spent searching,
to the characters’ arrival if they weren’t already aware. This makes future there is a base 25% chance + 5% cumulative chance per additional round
spent searching of 2d4 Crueltide elves arriving to see what’s wrong.
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Crueltide Elves (2d4): HD 2; AC 7[12]; Atk weapon (1d6); group of armed and armored heroes are as likely to kill them as they are to
Move 12; Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60; Special: Crueltide slay the intruders. If the characters immediately call for a parley, Thrasher
contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix A: New Monsters) raises his head and speaks in a low, burning growl: If the characters let
them walk out of this room with the fairy so they can leave Newville
3-2: Crueltide Barracks Valley, the group will not alert Orcus’ Claws to their presence. If they do
not, Thrasher promises that he and the Crueltide elves will kill them where
they stand. The poor fairy whimpers in fear but says nothing. The tiny
Less a room and more a long and winding chamber that creature has been beaten and cut, and there even appears to be a tiny bite
twists and turns, crude sleeping mats of dirty straw and flea- taken out of one of its arms.
bitten animal furs cover the floor of this room from wall to If the characters agree, Thrasher and the elves keep their word and quietly
wall. Dirty crockery reeking of excrement and urine sits in leave. If the characters fight or attempt to change the terms, a battle ensues.
the corner nearest the entrance and a dozen footlockers are Thrasher fights to the death, though the Crueltide elves attempt to flee at
scattered about the room, all of them closed and many of them the first opportunity in hopes of joining their compatriots in the workshop.
set with primitive locks. Several lanterns sit on the floor, their If Thrasher and the elves are defeated, the purple-winged pixie cowers
flames dangerously close to the various mats. Their light casts in fear of the characters, even when freed. Soothing words or a sweet
long shadows and orange light across the room. (such as a chocolate-chip cookies from Newville), help calm her down
A trio of brightly clad Crueltide elves squat in a circle on enough so that she can give the characters her name: Sugarplum. A
the floor, playing dice with a fiery-eyed reindeer whose fur group of wandering Crueltide elves captured her in Newville Forest. The
is matted with blood and burnt black. An obviously terrified gamblers were gambling over who would get to eat her. She’s been here
tiny purple-winged pixie, bound at the wrists and ankles for several days, and knows the general layout of the workshop, including
and staked to the floor, writhes at the center of their circle. the location of a hidden secret door at the far end of this chamber where
The horrible reindeer looks up from the fairy to you, its several Crueltide elves have been secretly stashing their valuables. In any
stained antlers gleaming in the light, and lets out a shrill, case, Sugarplum vanishes and flees after giving the characters whatever
bloodcurdling cry. information they require if they befriend her.
The straw mats and fur beds are half ruined and the footlockers each
contain hand weapons ranging from crude daggers to wicked hand axes
If the characters act quickly, they can avoid combat. The 3 Crueltide along with a few handfuls of coins. All in all, each of the dozen lockers
elves and the demonic reindeer (whose name is Thrasher) know that a contains no more than 1d6gp of valuable items.

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The hidden door at the far end of the chamber can be detected only
3-5: Stables
through spellcraft (such as a knock spell cast on the wall) or if Sugarplum
tells the characters of its location. Inside the closet-sized hidden chamber,
the characters discover a small treasure trove of valuables: 356gp, five
This long chamber has a series of eight stables set against
golden rings (each worth 50gp), a set of silver panpipes (worth 150gp),
the wall on one side. Six of the stables are empty, while the two
three beryls (valued at 20gp each), four rubies (worth 30gp each) and
most distant contain a pair of hideous, demonic reindeer-like
a strange dagger that looks as if it was made from the nose of a frosted
creatures. They both turn slowly at your arrival and one of
snowman: a dagger of the winter wonderland.
them speaks in a chilling singsong voice, “You know Thrasher
and Rancid …” With that, the two terrifying beasts charge
Crueltide Elves (3): HD 2; HP 9x2, 6; AC 7[12]; Atk weapon
forward with a terrifying, inhuman scream of predatory fury.
(1d6); Move 12; Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60; Special: Crueltide
contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix A: New Monsters)
Pounder and Chaos, 2 demonic reindeer, charge toward the characters.
Thrasher, Demonic Reindeer: HD 3; HP 20; AC 6[13]; Atk bite
They each blast a gout of fire at the characters, then take flight to avoid
(1d6), antlers (1d8); Move 15 (fly 15); Save 14; AL C; CL/XP
engaging in melee. Like the foremen of the workshop, they are merciless
5/240; Special: fire breath (1/day, 150ft long, 3d6 damage,
and cold, and fight to the death. Chaos in particular relishes battle, and uses
save for half), gore (full movement followed by attack with a
his fire breath to blast flame into the stable’s straw bedding, setting half the
+2 to-hit bonus, 2d8 damage), haste (1/day). (see Appendix
room ablaze. Anyone caught in the flames suffers 1d6 points of damage and
A: New Monsters)
must make a saving throw or catch fire. Characters may attempt a saving
throw each round to put the fire out, but take 1d6 points of damage per
3-4: Crudetide Worskshop round they are engulfed in the demonic flames. Flames burning a character
automatically go out after 3 rounds. If Pounder and Chaos are defeated,
searching the burnt remains of the stable reveals little salvageable gear.
Noise, noise, noise! Great crude machines and conveyors These terrible beasts appear to be fed ground-up fairy guts that give off a
have been set up in this giant chamber, and dozens of sickly-sweet smell. Examining Pounder’s corpse reveals a single twinkling
Crueltide elves are working ceaselessly to craft what appear diamond stuck in his hoof. It can be sold for 300gp.
for all the world to be some of the most wicked tools of mass
slaughter you’ve ever seen. Two of the Crueltide elves wander Pounder and Chaos, Demonic Reindeer (2): HD 3; HP 24, 22;
up and down the center of the chamber between two rows AC 6[13]; Atk bite (1d6), antlers (1d8); Move 15 (fly 15); Save
of workstations. One has a blazing red beard and carries a 14; AL C; CL/XP 5/240; Special: fire breath (1/day, 150ft long,
bloody pickaxe, while the other holds a tiny pair of pliers and 3d6 damage, save for half), gore (full movement followed
has a long shock of dull yellow hair. by attack with a +2 to-hit bonus, 2d8 damage), haste (1/
All work suddenly stops, though the machinery continues day). (see Appendix A: New Monsters)
to rattle. The two foreman elves turn and look at you and your
companions, the red-haired elf twirling his pickaxe wickedly.
He bellows out a command to his underlings: “Back to work, 3-6: Sleigh Hanger
wretches! The Dentist and I will handle this!”
The Crueltide elves return to their work at his command,
This is easily the largest chamber in the entire complex
though with only a halfhearted effort as they await the
of caverns. A large red sleigh sits in the center of the room,
ensuing carnage.
easily 30feet long and equally wide. Hitched to the sleigh are
five demonic reindeer that snort and champ, clearly eager to
act. Standing astride the bench on the front of the sleigh is a
Nokuy and the Dentist fight with brutal efficiency, eager to inflict
massive, bloated creature that looks like the terrible union of
pain and suffering on those who would dare to interrupt the crafting of
some forgotten goblinoid beast and an abyssal servant from
their master’s tools. This is a simple, bloody throwdown that none of
the deepest part of Hell. Curling horns sweep back from its
the onlookers dare interfere with for fear that their masters will destroy
low, sloping forehead, casting a long shadow over a pair of
them for their insolence. The noise of the battle goes unheard over the
inhuman yellow eyes. A heavy underbite pierces its mirthless
machinery, though large and explosive spells such as fireball or a thrown
grin, and long tusk-like fangs jut from its lower lip. The
torch has a 50% chance of causing a larger explosion that inflicts 2d6
creature is corpulent and wears a long red mantle that is little
points of damage to anyone within 10ft of the point of impact. Particularly
more than a bloody rag. It raises a staff of bone topped with a
creative characters could attempt to push Nokuy or the Dentist into some
half-shattered human skull and lets out a low chortle as you
of the larger pieces of machinery and may do so without protest from the
enter. Orcus’ Claws offers a sweeping, mocking bow and points
onlooking Crueltide elves. Doing so requires a successful melee attack
the bone staff toward the right. Chained to the wall is a terrible
against either foreman elf after when they are adjacent to any point in
thing, a cross between a frost giant and some infernal polar
Location 3-6 marked with an “M.” Being caught in the machinery inflicts
bear. Massive iron links run from its wrists to the wall, keeping
1d8 points of damage. Nokuy or the Dentist is likely to use such a tactic
it from ripping free and likely destroying everything in its path.
against the characters.
At the sound of your arrival, the horrid beast roars, shaking the
If Nokuy and The Dentist are slain, the remaining Crueltide elves cower
very walls of the chamber as it pulls futilely at its bonds.
and attempt to flee toward the workshop entrance to the north.
The chortle of Orcus’ Claws suddenly ends. “You’ve been
naughty, and I’ll deal with you soon enough, but I’ve got
Nokuy the Red, Crueltide Elf: HD 4; HP 20; AC 5[14];
packages to deliver to all the News down in Newville. It’s time
Atk pickaxe (1d8); Move 12; Save 13; AL C; CL/XP 5/240;
for my sleigh ride … or should I say, slay ride. But don’t worry,
Special: Crueltide contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix
Orcus’ Claws has a present, even for naughty boys and girls.”
A: New Monsters)
He raises his staff and sings in a twisted, infernal voice.
In an instant, the chains binding the terrible beast wither
The Dentist, Crueltide Elf: HD 3; HP 17; AC 4[15]; Atk weapon
and rust, falling away to nothing. The massive, white-furred
(1d6); Move 12; Save 14; AL C; CL/XP 4/120; Special:
monster lets out another earthshaking scream and turns
Crueltide contraption (deadly toys). (see Appendix A:
toward you as Orcus’ Claws returns to his preparations.
New Monsters)

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Orcus’ Claws Solstice Sleigh will be ready to launch in 1d6+4 rounds. injured, fights until –10 hit points before death), rend (if claw
After that, he takes off to rain destruction down upon the people of and bite hit single target, automatic 2d8 damage). (see
Newville. The snowbeast rampages about the room, though oddly enough Appendix A: New Monsters)
it does not attack Orcus’ Claws. As for Orcus’ Claws, he is simply waiting
for his Solstice Sleigh to fire up, and engages the characters from the
coachman’s bench. The remaining 4 demonic reindeer are unable to act,
as they are hitched to the sleigh and gathering their power for their attack
Epilogue
run on the village of Newville. If the characters defeat Orcus’ Claws and his minions, they can return to
The characters have a few different options if they try to stop Orcus’ Newville to find all the News holding hands around the Festival Tree and
Claws. Slaying him outright, though difficult, of course ends his attempts singing a soulful, but slightly annoying song of celebration. Lucinda New
to destroy Newville. They could also attempt to kill the demonic reindeer and the rest of the townsfolk thank them heartily, and the mayor holds
who are unable to move from their harnesses, though they are still capable true to her offer to build a cottage for them to use in Newville. She asks
of defending themselves from their stationary positions if characters one last favor from the characters, however: Will they stay in Newville
get too close. Finally, the characters might somehow tempt or trick the for the season and help the villagers rebuild the damage Orcus’ Claws
snowbeast into attacking Orcus’ Claws, the demonic reindeer, or the and his Crueltide elves did to the village? If the characters agree, they
Solstice Sleigh itself. remain in Newville for three months. It is a surprisingly mild winter filled
Orcus’ Claws uses his deadly dance ability to set the characters against with good cheer and better food. A great many small miracles occur while
one another, and occasionally tosses Crueltide contraptions out into the the characters are around, including Small Sam learning to walk without
fray from a pile in the back of the sleigh. If the characters disable the his crutches, Sheriff Wourelle finding his courage, and at the stroke of
sleigh, he steps down from the coachman’s bench and joins the combat. midnight on New Year’s Day, the Shrine of Father Newvus miraculously
The demonic reindeer focus on charging up their power for the upcoming becomes whole and unstained again.
flight, but they won’t hesitate to breathe fire at the characters to keep them After a season of simple, hard work, characters who are not Chaotic
at a distance. They bite and slash any characters who get too close. find their hearts filled with good cheer in times of darkness and receive
The snowbeast is a threat to everyone in the room. There is a 25% a permanent +2 bonus to all saving throws made to resist any fear-
chance each round that it smashes at the cavern’s walls, attempting to based effects. They can call upon their fond memories of the joy they
bring parts of the ceiling down on all present. For every 10 points of experienced during their time in Newville to banish such fear.
damage it inflicts, chunks of the ceiling begin to fall (which should clue They also have a cottage they can use any time they wish when they
the characters in to the potential danger). Characters have a 20% chance return to Newville. Sheriff Wourelle also allows them to keep the talismans
of being struck by falling rocks for 2d6 points of damage (save for half). they recovered and remain deputies of the village. In fact, come spring,
If the snowbeast inflicts 50 total points of damage to the chamber’s walls, Small Sam asks to accompany them on their adventures as he has grown
the cavern finally collapses, inflicting 10d6 points of damage on everyone to greatly admire the characters. Once Small Sam recovers, he can join the
present, likely killing Orcus’ Claws, the demonic reindeer, the characters, party as a 1st-level halfling thief.
and the snowbeast. You might give the characters a chance to escape the
cavern before disaster occurs.
When Orcus’ Claws reaches 10 hit points, he calls forth a magical
ball of infernal fire into his hands and tosses it into the sack of Crueltide
Appendix A: New Monsters
contraptions in the Solstice Sleigh. If this happens, the contraptions Despite its wintry beauty, Newville Valley is filled with all manner of
explode in a ball of shrapnel and fire, inflicting 5d6 points of damage on dangerous monsters and strange creatures. While the Referee is free to
everyone within 30ft of the Solstice Sleigh. This destroys the sleigh and include whatever creatures he or she feels are appropriate, the bizarre new
forces Orcus’ Claws to find a new way to bring death and doom to the beasties featured in this adventure are detailed below.
people of Newville.
If Orcus’ Claws launches his Solstice Sleigh, he makes several bombing
runs on the village of Newville over the next hour, leaving the village Crueltide Elf
itself little more than a burning, bloody husk full of innocent dead News.
If the characters defeat Orcus’ Claws, the demonic reindeer, and the Hit Dice: 2Armor Class: 7[12]
snowbeast, then the village of Newville is safe. Attacks: weapon (1d6)Saving Throw: 16
Special: Crueltide contraption, darkvision
Rancid, Putrid, Damner, and Vicious, Demonic Reindeer Move: 12
(4): HD 3; HP 24, 23, 22, 21; AC 6[13]; Atk bite (1d6), antlers Alignment: Chaotic
(1d8); Move 15 (fly 15); Save 14; AL C; CL/XP 5/240; Special: Challenge Level/XP: 3/60
fire breath (1/day, 150ft long, 3d6 damage, save for half),
gore (full movement followed by attack with a +2 to-hit These strange goblinoid beasts have been corrupted by the influences
bonus, 2d8 damage), haste (1/day). (see Appendix A: New of Orcus and the dark forces of winter. They have wicked, inhuman grins
Monsters) filled with needle-like teeth, sallow orange skin, and unusually pointed
Note: The 4 demonic reindeer cannot fly or move ears. They wield weapons of crudely crafted iron that leave jagged and
unless they are unhitched from the Solstice Sleigh. They painful wounds, and laugh and cackle as they fight. They wear ridiculous
can still breathe fire and attack with their bites and red-and-green motley and often accentuate their outfits with curled-toe
antlers, however. shoes. Many wear bells atop their pointed caps.
Despite their name, Crueltide elves are not true elves. They simply
Orcus’ Claws: HD 8; HP 60; AC 1[18]; Atk 2 fists (2d6), tail sting call themselves such for their own twisted enjoyment. They are instead
(1d6 + cold poison); Move 12 (fly 12); Save 8; AL C; CL/XP a strange sub-race of goblins, though they are quite skilled at mechanical
11/1700; Special: +1 or better magic weapons to hit, cold engineering — especially when it comes to designing deadly toys. Each
poison (save or trapped in sheet of ice, roll below strength Crueltide elf carries a bag containing 1d2 Crueltide contraptions — wicked
on 4d6 to escape), deadly dance (save each round or and deadly toys — that they gleefully use in battle. The table below lists
attack allies for 2d6 rounds), magic resistance (35%). (see various Crueltide contraptions, but the Referee is free to invent more for
Appendix A: New Monsters) the wicked little goblins to use.

Snowbeast: HD 7; HP 42; AC 5[14]; Atk claws (2d6), bite Crueltide Elves: HD 2; AC 7[12]; Atk weapon (1d6); Move 12;
(1d8); Move 12; Save 9; AL C; CL/XP 9/1100; Special: Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60; Special: Crueltide contraption
immune to cold and mind-affecting spells, mindless rage (if (deadly toys).

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before it attacks, it may attempt to gore a single foe. This gore attack is swift
Crueltide Contraptions and brutal, and receives a +2 bonus to the attack roll. If the demonic reindeer
Crueltide elves carry a small pouch that contains 1d2 Crueltide hits, it does double damage (2d8) with its sharp bone antlers.
contraptions:
Easy Burn Oven: This small metal box generates enormous heat when Demonic Reindeer: HD 3; AC 6[13]; Atk bite (1d6), antlers
cooking cakes no larger than a gold piece. One round after being activated, (1d8); Move 15 (fly 15); Save 14; AL C; CL/XP 5/240; Special:
the Easy Burn Oven flies open in a gout of fire and fills a 20ft area around fire breath (1/day, 150ft long, 3d6 damage, save for half),
it with thick, vision-obstructing smoke. Ranged attacks in this area suffer gore (full movement followed by attack with a +2 to-hit
a –4 penalty, and all spellcasting attempts in the thick smoke have a 20% bonus, 2d8 damage), haste (1/day).
chance of failure as everyone in the smoke coughs and sputters. The
smoke disperses after 1d4 rounds.
Mini-Rocket Cart: These tiny metal and wooden carts carry a small Frosted Snowman
but deadly payload of oil and fire. They have a wind-up key on the side. Hit Dice: 2
After being wound up (which takes one full round), the Mini-Rocket Armor Class: 8[11]
Cart travels 30ft forward in whatever direction it has been pointed and Attacks: claws (1d4), frosted dagger (1d4+2)
explodes, doing 1d8 points of damage to anyone within 10ft of the blast Saving Throw: 16
(save for half damage). Spcial: snow drift, surprise
Rider Red’s Bee-Bee Crossbow: A child-sized hand crossbow with Move: 6
a strange collection of gears, flywheels, and pullies, this tiny weapon Alignment: Chaotic
fires a projectile at dangerous velocity. It fires standard crossbow bolts Challenge Level/XP: 3/60
but inflicts 1d12 points of damage with a range of 20ft. However, it is
notoriously inaccurate, and all attacks made with the Rider Red’s Bee- Frosted snowmen are malicious spirits of winter that seek to destroy any
Bee Crossbow are done at a –4 penalty. If the attacker rolls a natural 1 on warm-blooded creatures they encounter. Though they appear to be a simple
their attack, the bolt ricochets and hits the operator in the eye, causing the carrot-nosed snowman, frosted snowmen strike with sudden swiftness, with
eye to be lost until powerful healing magic can be applied. The crossbow a 1–4 on 1d6 chance of surprising foes. They attack with their sharp stick
typically comes with five bolts. arms, but can also yank their carrot noses from their faces to wield as deadly
Snow-Wrapped Caltrop: These are simply large snowballs with nasty, daggers. Frosted snowmen often engage in hit-and-run tactics, disappearing
rusted caltrops at their center. They can be thrown up to 30ft and still into the blanket of snow upon which they stand and reappearing up to 400
remain effective. They inflict 1d4+1 points of damage upon a successful feet away, springing forth from another patch of snow. They can use this
attack. After the fist-sized caltrop is removed, the ensuing wound bleeds ability only while standing upon snow and must reappear on a patch of
for another 1d2 points of damage. snow. Frosted snowmen are vulnerable to temperatures above freezing
Wind-up Toy Soldier: This tiny tin militia man has a large wind-up and take 1d6 points of damage per round as they begin to melt. Fire-based
key that requires one round to crank. On the following round, the soldier attacks do double damage to frosted snowmen.
marches forward and opens fire with its adorable but deadly crossbow
on the nearest target. It can fire once each round for three rounds before Frosted Snowman: HD 2; AC 8[11]; Atk claws (1d4), frosted
it runs out of ammunition and falls dormant. The soldier’s ammunition dagger (1d4+2); Move 6; Save 16; AL C; CL/XP 3/60; Special:
reloads in one day when it can be wound up and used again. snow drift, surprise.
Tin Soldier: HP 1 hit point; AC 4[15]; Atk mini-crossbow (1d6);
Move 3; Save 18; AL N; CL/XP A/5; Special: fire 3 bolts per day. Orcus’ Claws
Wendy Wetsie Doll: This creepy, glass-eyed porcelain doll whines Hit Dice: 8
loudly for one round after a small button on her back is pressed. On the Armor Class: 1[18]
following round, she falls silent and an impossibly large pool of slick, Attacks: 2 fists (2d6), tail sting (1d6 + cold poison)
stinking yellow liquid spews forth from the doll, making a 20ft area Saving Throw: 8
around Wendy Wetsie extraordinarily slick and difficult to traverse. Special: +1 or better magic weapons to hit, cold poison,
Anyone attempting to cross the soiled area must make a saving throw or deadly dance, magic resistance
fall prone. Those moving at half speed suffer no penalty, while characters Move: 12/12 (flying)
moving at regular speed or running suffer a –2 or –4 penalty, respectively. Alignment: Chaotic
Challenge Level/XP: 11/1700

Demonic Reindeer This strange aspect of the Demon Prince Orcus is crafted in the deepest
pits of the Abyss by taking a single shaving from one of the Prince of the
Hit Dice: 3 Undead’s claws and freezing it in the coldest part of the under realm while
Armor Class: 6[13] enchanting it with vile magic. The creature it spews forth, aptly known
Attacks: bite (1d6), antlers (1d8)Saving Throw: 14 as Orcus’ Claws, is but a fragment of its progenitor’s essence, but similar
Special: fire breath, gore, haste in appearance and extraordinarily powerful. Orcus’ Claws is a corpulent
Move: 15/15 (flying) beast standing 7ft tall, wearing bloody mantle and stocking cap.
Alignment: Chaotic Orcus’ Claws typically engages his foes by crying out in a twisted
Challenge Level/XP: 5/240 singsong voice, “Bloody Solstice to all, and to all a great blight!” All
targets within 120ft who hear his words must make a saving throw or
Almost 9ft long and 6ft tall, these fire-eyed beasts appear to be stags immediately turn and attack their nearest ally for 2d6 rounds. Targets who
spat out of some dark corner of hell. Some claim they are some demonic succumb to the deadly dance can make a new saving throw each round to
form of a peryton. Their yellow eyes flicker like embers and their teeth are resist the urge to violence.
as black as obsidian. Ashen-gray fur is often matted with blood, and their If forced into melee combat, Orcus’ Claws attacks three times per
antlers look as if crafted from blood-soaked bone. Once per day, a round. He strikes twice with his heavy, inhumanly powerful fists and hits
demonic reindeer can breathe a gout of fire 150ft long and 5ft wide at a once with a stinging tail coated in an icy poison. Creatures struck by the
single target for 3d6 points of damage (save for half damage). They fly as poisoned tail must make a saving throw or be frozen solid in a sheet of
easily as they run on land, moving at a rapid pace through the sky despite ice and are unable to act until they roll below their strength on 4d6 with a
their lack of wings. They can cast haste once per day. –4 penalty. Orcus’ Claws takes a wicked delight in freezing his enemies
Their love of brutality and carnage is evident in their favored attack: the — and then striking the ice with his massive fist to shatter the creature
gore. If a demonic reindeer moves its full base movement rate on the round
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whole. If Orcus’ Claws rolls a natural 18–20 to hit, the trapped creature
is not, by nature, a violent creature. He is, however, insanely curious about
must make a saving throw or shatter into pieces and be slain. Otherwise, all things and typically wants only to talk and make inquiries of those he
the creature trapped in the ice takes 3d6 points of damage from the strike. encounters. Only when he is met with violence or extreme rudeness does
Orcus’ Claws is immune to nonmagical weapons and has magic he use force his enemies to dance for his pleasure and most often he leaves
resistance (35%) to spells targeting him. soon after, vanishing into the winter wonderland around him in search
of better-behaved playthings. If slain, it is whispered that Winter Bones
Orcus’ Claws: HD 8; AC 1[18]; Atk 2 fists (2d6), tail sting (1d6 + simply rises again with the next snowfall, as curious as ever.
cold poison); Move 12 (fly 12); Save 8; AL C; CL/XP 11/1700;
Special: +1 or better magic weapons to hit, cold poison Winter Bones: HD 10; AC –2[21]; Atk dancing fool (see
(save or trapped in sheet of ice, roll below strength on 4d6 below); Move 15; Save 5; AL C; CL/XP 12/2000; Special:
to escape), deadly dance (save each round or attack allies dancing fool (60ft range, save or dance uncontrollably,
for 2d6 rounds), magic resistance (35%). cumulative 1d4 damage per round for 10 rounds up to
maximum 10d4 damage in final round of dance, save each
Snowbeast round to resist dance).

Hit Dice: 7
Armor Class: 5[14]
Attacks: claws (2d6), bite (1d8)
Appendix B: New Magic Items
Saving Throw: 9
Special: immune to cold and mind-affecting spells, mindless
rage, rend
Orcus’ Christmas Slay
Move: 12 How does Orcus’ Claws get around the world in a single night to bring
Alignment: Chaotic holiday fear to all the little girls and boys on the Prime Material Plane?
Challenge Level/XP: 9/1100 Why, with his big red slay — err, sleigh, of course! This massive sleigh is
blood red and carved from gnarled, burnt wood. Its runners are rusted with
This towering, 12ft-tall monstrosity with beady yellow eyes is covered blood and the long bench seat at its front is terribly uncomfortable to sit
in white fur and has a maw of flat, grinding teeth. It wants only to feast and upon. Its leather reins are burnt black with hellfire and crack with unholy
devour, with no greater intellect or plan. As such, it is immune to spells power, while its bells “jingle” with the tiny screams of those who have
such as charm monster or suggestion. It attacks the nearest foe without found themselves on the “naughty list.”
any thought to tactics or strategy. Once a snowbeast suffers damage, it If Orcus’ Claws is defeated, his Slay becomes an unbound magical
enters a mindless rage and fights until it reaches –10 hit points before artifact. The magic laid upon it can be harnessed by adventurers willing to
dropping dead. undertake a series of long and difficult quests to gather all the components
If a snowbeast hits a single target with both its bite and claws, it rends necessary to operate the Slay. Orcus’ Christmas Slay is made up of
the target’s flesh, automatically dealing an additional 2d8 points of damage several components: the sleigh, the reins, and the bells. While each of
as it tears the poor creature limb from limb. Because it is a creature born in these components has inherent power, when the three are brought together
the iciest places in the world, it is immune to all cold damage. along with Orcus’ eight demonic reindeer and bound under a new master,
their dark energies are released full upon the world.
Snowbeast: HD 7; AC 5[14]; Atk claws (2d6), bite (1d8); Move
12; Save 9; AL C; CL/XP 9/1100; Special: immune to cold and
mind-affecting spells, mindless rage (if injured, fights until
The Sleigh
Painted red with blood, set upon rails of the coldest iron, and capable of
–10 hit points before death), rend (if claw and bite hit single holding countless corpses in rotting sacks, the sleigh of Orcus is a massive
target, automatic 2d8 damage). wooden sleigh measuring thirty feet long and twenty feet wide. The walls
of its bed rise ten feet in the air. It is icy cold to the touch and radiates an
Winter Bones unholy aura to any who are sensitive to the presence of the dark powers
of the world.
Hit Dice: 10 The sleigh itself possesses several strange magical properties. It only
Armor Class: –2[21] needs to be pulled by a single horse (who moves at its normal speed, as
Attacks: dancing fool (see below) if it was unencumbered), though the poor beast of burden withers and
Saving Throw: 5 sickens after a week of being tasked with pulling the horrid winter sled.
Special: dancing fool, swift as winter In another week, the wretched creature is emaciated to the point of death.
Move: 15 This damage is unrecoverable, save by divine intervention or the use of
Alignment: Neutral a Wish spell. If left tied to the sleigh overnight, the horse (or other draft
Challenge Level/XP: 12/2000 beast) rises as an undead creature, bound forever to the service of the
sleigh master.
This strange winter spirits appears to mortal eyes like a frost-ravaged Whenever it is moving across snow covered terrain or blood-soaked
scarecrow that somehow came to life. It is long-limbed and stands more battlefields, the sleigh and all its riders gain the benefit of a haste spell for
than 7ft tall. It has spindly limbs and a skeletal face and is clad only in as long as they are crossing such a landscape.
a long black tabard. Winter Bones dances merrily through the snow, In addition, the sleigh functions as a portable hole for any object placed
flitting from tree to tree. Winter Bones move swiftly and silently through in the bed. The item vanishes in an icy blast of brimstone when placed
the harsh frozen landscape, never leaving signs of their passing unless there and can be recalled by reaching back into the bed at any time.
they so desire.If attacked, winter bones laughs merrily, dancing deftly However, each time an item is retrieved there is a cumulative 1% chance
around his foes and singing ancient songs of the season. Any creatures that a demonic creature springs forth from this terrible abyssal portal to
within 60ft must make a saving throw or dance uncontrollably, twisting devour those who would dare deface the sleigh of their master.
their body in an inhuman cadence to match that of Winter Bones. The The sleigh itself is impervious to all forms of damage and can only
first round of bone-twisting dancing inflicts 1d4 points of damage. The be removed from creation by having a Bless spell cast upon it and then
creature takes 2d4 points of damage in the second round, 3d4 in the third, Wished out of existence.
up to a maximum of 10d4 points of damage on the 10th round of dancing.
Creatures can make a new saving throw each round to resist the dance. The
dance remains in effect even if Winter Bones leaves the area or is killed; it
The Reins
The reins of Orcus’s Slay appear at first glance to be a long, leather
ends only when a creature resists the urge or 10 rounds pass.Winter Bones whip burnt black and laced with shards of jagged metal. In fact, the reins

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function as a +3 whip that radiates a faint aura of evil enchantment. The
then one week of time must pass before it can be summoned again.
wounds inflicted by the reins heal at half the normal natural rate and any
time a healing spell is cast on a character that has suffered wounds from Corruption of Christmas
the reins in the past twenty-four hours the target of that spell must make A character of Lawful or Neutral alignment making use of or carrying
a saving throw or the spell is both expended and completely ineffective. one of the artifacts that comprise Orcus’s Christmas Slay runs the risk of
If the reins are brought within fifty feet of Orcus’s sleigh, they leap their heart shrinking three times too small. Each time they draw upon the
from the hand of their wielder and wrap themselves around the sleigh, power of any one of the above items, the character must make a saving
ready to be held by the driver. While the sleigh and the reins are together, throw. Lawful characters that fail become Neutral alignment and Neutral
any character aboard the sleigh receives a measure of protection as the characters that fail become Chaotic. If the character is carrying two pieces
reins animate to defend them. Anyone within thirty feet of the sleigh of Orcus’s Christmas Slay, they suffer a –2 penalty to this saving throw. If
that attempts to attack the sleigh or any of its riders finds themselves the the character has all three components, they suffer a –4 penalty.
target of an animated lashing from the reins, which leap out with wicked Any Chaotic character who dies while in possession of any one of
accuracy. The reins attack with a +5 attack bonus, and inflict damage with these artifacts rises from the grave on the following Christmas Eve as
the same difficulties in healing that come from these wounds as described a Crueltide elf, bound in service to Orcus’ Claws. This is an eternal,
above. There is no limit to the number of attacks the reins can make in unbreakable bond. While their corpse rots, waiting for them to return to
this fashion, though they do not attack a foe more than once in a single life as a Crueltide elf, they cannot be resurrected or reincarnated by any
combat round. power short of a Wish.
The reins, whether functioning as a whip or as protection for sleigh
riders, can only be destroyed by having a Bless spell cast upon then and
then Wished out of existence.
Completing Orcus’s Slay
If a character manages to get their hands on all three components
and combines the three under the light of winter’s full moon, they have
The Bells summoned forth the heralds of Orcus’ Claws — whether they meant to
The last and most nefarious of Orcus’ Christmas Slay are the bells. or not.
Similar to the reins, the bells are a string of cold, grey bells cast in lead. Eight demonic reindeer rise from the snow at compass points around
Their ring is low and hollow, completely atonal and without any sense Orcus’s Christmas Slay and immediately attack the character who brought
of music and beauty. They are set into a broad, three-foot-long black the components together as well as anyone else within 120 feet that seems
leather strap that matches the reins. There is even a tiny clasp on the bells, to be a threat. They fight with great ferocity, receiving a +2 bonus on all
allowing them to be worn as a bracer. attack and damage rolls for the duration of the battle. In addition, they
When worn, the bells ring with a discordant jangle that all living are immune to any and all effects of the various components of Orcus’s
beings within thirty feet of the wearer find disconcerting and disturbing. Christmas Slay. In fact, the bells begin to ring endlessly at their arrival,
Concentration and focus become nigh-impossible as these crackling affecting all Lawful and Neutral characters within 30 feet regardless of
sounds bounce around inside the skulls of any that hear them. Characters who is actually wearing them and the reins animate and attack the same
of Lawful alignment caught in this cacophony of chaos suffer a –2 penalty beings under attack from the demonic reindeer.
on all attack rolls and have 20% chance of any spell they cast fizzling out If by some miracle the characters are able to defeat the eight demonic
as they lose their concentration. Neutral characters suffer a –1 penalty reindeer, Orcus’s Christmas Slay and all its components become forever
on attack rolls and a 10% chance of their spells failing, as the sounds bound to the character that inflicted the most damage during the battle.
do not ring as deeply into their soul. Chaotic characters who are able to That character vanishes on the following midnight, seemingly lost forever.
hear these horrid sounds are empowered by the Hellish reverberation and But don’t worry, a new Orcus’ Claws returns on Christmas Day...
receive a +1 to all attack rolls and +2 bonus to Morale while within 30 feet
of the wearer of the bells.
If the bells are touched to a creature or creatures hitched to the sleigh, Lesser Miscellaneous Magical Item
they wrap around the beast (or beasts) and entwine themselves with
the sleigh. Such beasts can travel without growing tired from sunset to Talisman of the Newville Protector
sunrise and receive a +2 bonus to their Armor Class. However, these These simple bronze brooches are shaped like a pockmarked circular
poor creatures are forever tainted and must feast on at least one pound of shield but have an uncanny resemblance to a chocolate-chip cookie.
human flesh every day or perish. Whenever worn by a properly deputized character who is acting in the
Once per day, the wearer can also summon forth a demonic reindeer. defense and protection of Newville Valley, the deputies receive a +1 bonus
The demonic reindeer remains for one round per level of the wearer, to their Armor Class and to all saving throws while actively defending the
though it can only be summoned once per day regardless of how long the village and its people. Outside the Newville Valley, these are simple bronze
creature remains. It is completely loyal to the wearer and if it is destroyed badges (although various other villages might create their own talismans
to identify and protect their own constabulary at the Referee’s discretion).

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