010NAG - October 2012

SOUTH AFRICA’S LEADING GAMING, COMPUTER & TECHNOLOGY MAGAZINE VOL 15 ISSUE 7
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ed@nag.co.za Contents
Assistant editor
Geoff “GeometriX“ Burrows
Regulars
Staff writer 10 Ed’s Note
Dane “Barkskin “ Remendes 12 Inbox
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Contributing editor
Lauren “Guardi3n “ Das Neves
Technical writer
Neo “ShockG“ Sibeko
Opinion
16 I, Gamer
Features
International correspondent 18 The Game Stalker 30 FREE 2 PLAY
Miktar “Miktar” Dracon You know what’s better than paying for cool stuff ?
20 The Indie Investigator
Not paying for cool stuff. Especially when you don’t
Contributors 22 Miktar’s Meanderings get arrested for it. We take a look at the various free-
Rodain “Nandrew” Joubert 85 Hardwired to-play gaming models and provide some tips on
Walt “Ramjet” Pretorius 98 Game Over getting into F2P gaming.
Miklós “Mikit0707 “ Szecsei
Pippa “UnexpectedGirl” Tshabalala
Tarryn “Azimuth “ Van Der Byl 32 TABLETOP ESSENTIALS
Adam “Madman” Liebman Previews Gaming isn’t all polygons and derivative military
36 South Park: shooters – sometimes, gaming is friends crowded
Art director around a table covered in scattered Magic cards
Chris “SAVAGE“ Savides The Stick of Truth
and days-old spilt coffee, role-playing imaginary
38 DmC: Devil May Cry happenings and demanding decisive dice rolls.
Photography 40 Remember Me
Chris “SAVAGE“ Savides 42 Puppeteer
Dreamstime.com 52 MEDAL OF HONOR: WARFIGHTER
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44 Star Wars 1313
Fotolia.com We covered Miklós in camo gear and sent him m off into
46 Tearaway
48 Family Guy: Back to the war-torn lands to get his hands covered in alll things
Sales executive
Medal of Honor: Warfighter. He dared ask a couple
Cheryl “Cleona“ Harris / cheryl@nag.co.za Multiverse / Total War:
questions of a retired military professional. We’ve not
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Reviews
58 Reviews: Introduction
Office assistant 59 Mini Reviews: Hybrid
Paul Ndebele Resonance
60 Borderlands 2
Contact details
64 Resident Evil 6
P .O. Box 237, Olivedale, 2158, South Africa
Tel +27 11 704 2679 68 Guild Wars 2
Fax +27 11 704 4120 70 Darksiders II
74 Sleeping Dogs
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/ EDITOR’S NOTE /
Banana: a new banana

Seven twin moon cycles ago on the great banana there lived
three bananas; they suffered greatly in the shadow of the evil
banana. No matter how well they hid or how far they ran the
evil banana would find them and send his bananas to hunt
them down. Then one day a banana came to the great banana
and told the bananas he would save them from the evil banana
and his bananas. At first the three bananas didn’t believe the
banana but eventually he gained their trust and they let him
in to their banana. But good things never come to bananas
and one night the three bananas were betrayed by the banana
who was really working for the evil banana all along. The three
bananas now live out their days in the evil banana’s dungeon
and swear that when they escape they’re going to find that
banana and make him pay. End.
What we mean when we say a game has a good story is really
in how it’s told. The only time a story really makes you sit up
and pay attention is when it engages, when it makes you feel
something for the characters. It’s a tough sell because gamers
always end up playing one of the characters in the story they’re
being told; they run, jump and shoot while the developer tries to
make them care about what’s going on.
Giant alien squids are attacking Earth, billions will die – it’s 1992 they made killing things real enough for people to get
humanity’s final hour – cool story but I just need to backtrack hooked. DOOM added the ability to kill other players in that
through this cave part to find more bullets for my gun, see – then environment and the rest is pretty much history. Gamers are
I’ll be all over those squids. So how do you make people care? bloodthirsty and must be fed. Enjoy the feature and thanks to
It has nothing to do with graphics, polygons or 3D cards. It has EA and Miklós for making it happen.
everything to do with creating a believable world (even if that
world is just a roughly drawn set of silhouettes) in the mind of RAGE
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developers rely on historic nostalgia to sell their reason to care… all the important information. Since the last time we looked
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game, make you care and entertain you all the way through. South Africa a message. Go on, have a listen. Huge thanks go out
to Devon from Megarom for making this happen and of course
MEDAL OF DUTY RETURNS: FIELD OF WAR HERO Dave Eddings at Gearbox aka The Voice of Claptrap, secondly
Yes. It’s another man shooter on the cover. I believe if you were Adam Fletcher at Gearbox for organising the recording session
to take NAG to a country that doesn’t read English and show during one of the busiest times of the development, and Richie
them a whole year’s worth of magazine covers they’d think Churchill for relentlessly nagging the PR Director. I don’t have
we’re a guns and ammunitions publication. We do sway to the the right words to express how much this means to me.
will of what’s popular and expensive to make, and military Be good and see you next month.
shooters seem to be the in thing this decade. You can probably - RedTide
blame all of this on id Software and Wolfenstein 3D. Back in Editor

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LETTER OF THE MONTH OCTOBER 2012

From: Nicholas match… he sees the enemy. He aims
Subject: n00b sadness down the sight of his assault rifle and
I was playing Battlefield 3 yesterday was just about to experience his first
and, as usual, was an unstoppable taste of murder when some Level 20
machine combination of speed and abruptly slits his throat and claims his
murder. I was so absorbed in my life. Tears in his eyes, he throws down
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was; I just parachuted behind an I was also a n00b once, oblivious to games for coming up with the most
unsuspecting enemy. I licked my lips the joys of virtual war. I wonder; had inspired bit of wisdom of cleverness.
at the opportunity for murder. I moved I ruined the experience of Battlefield Note: You can’t change the games or the
closer… closer… I pressed R2. In a flash 3? Would he ever play again? Would he platform they come on.
of steel, my knife was between his ribs, one day level up and become a bullet
tasting flesh. I pulled it out, grabbing spewing god of war? I wonder. HARD TECHNICAL STUFF
the fallen foes dog tags as I did so. But But hey, on the other hand... Land mail: P.O. Box 237, Olivedale, 2158
then I realised it... I had killed a Level 1. LOL! N00b u just got Trolled boy! Better mail: letters@nag.co.za
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At that moment, I could just picture That’ll teach you to play on my map
mailing us or you’ll never get your prize
the face of that n00b. mother<swearword>!
if you win…
He had just gotten home from the
game shop, Battlefield 3 still wrapped You had me going there for a whole
snugly in its plastic. He attacked it like minute. I thought you to be a sensitive
a hungry man would a burger. After and caring gamer, concerned only with
wrestling the disc out the cover, he the feelings of others. But no… you’re games have multiplayer. I don't want
shoved it into the mouth of his PS3, just a dirty scumbag like the rest of us. every game to turn into Call of Battle:
installed the necessary updates and You know what. Have some free games Duty Field. I mean I became a gamer
clicked on “Multiplayer” expecting the for your trouble and let it never be said because I don't want to have to socialise
most fun he has had in ages. His first that NAG cares for the underdog. Ed. for entertainment.
I agree with you. Multiplayer gaming

represents brand longevity for
developers; this means DLC, map
packs and their game top of mind for
From: Major multiplayer games where the single longer. All this translates to money
Subject: Multiplayer everything player is tacked on just as an extended making opportunities and gaming
Multiplayer and social gaming these tutorial rather than the meat of the suffers for it. They added multiplayer
days is starting to get out of hand. I game. Games these days get multiplayer to Dead Space 2 which was a joke,
like to approach multiplayer gaming of some sort and a social aspect whether so the next step is making it a co-op
in the same way that I approach a you like it or not. Do you want to play game for Dead Space 3. They’ve also
night out on the town, I gather a few Diablo 3 alone? Too bad, any person you ruined Command & Conquer by
friends together, we plan to do a little played any Blizzard game with at any forcing it online only. It’s all about
bit of everything and then we stay up point is now free to wonder into your micro-transactions see (fancy a purple
all night having fun. Once it’s over we life whether you like it or not. Why do pimp hat for your tank? Please type
move on with our lives until we feel developers feel that every gamer is a in your credit card details thanks). It
the need to do it again in the distant voyeur in waiting? Why do developers all sucks and the only way it’ll stop is
future [wow, this is very different insist on forcing players together in any if people vote with their money. But
to my nights on the town. I usually way they can think of? Mass Effect, people are like sheep and the cycle
travel alone, remembering to bring the one of the best games of recent times continues. Thankfully there are a few
essentials – handcuffs, chloroform and suddenly develops multiplayer for the companies who innovate and dare
my sock-puppet Marvin, Ed] Now you final game, it isn't just multiplayer to challenge conventional thinking.
get some people who insist on playing because it influences single player as Guild Wars 2 is a good example of this,
multiplayer every day with a bunch well. Why? What was wrong before? in the dying embers of the monthly
of strangers and in the same way that Why did it have to change? I like subscription model along comes this
someone spending every night out multiplayer, I really do, I think that it work of wonder doing things a little
partying alone it’s sad for someone to can add a new dimension to a game, differently and changing the way
spend all their gaming time playing but I would never want it to become the people play and think. So yes, hang in
multiplayer. This is starting to cause a core of every game or for every game to there, this ridiculous obsession with
problem because now developers make have multiplayer just because all other making everything social and co-op

Letters
and adding pointless multiplayer to

everything will eventually die off. Ed ON THE FORUMS
From: Tristan Can’t remember why you even play games… Feeling down and sad? There are
Subject: Why Do People Still Make non-qualified people waiting to help you here: www.nag.co.za/forums
Those Rubbish Games That Look
Cartoony? Q: Do your parents/elders/grandparents “get” gaming?
I've always loved seeing a game with
good graphics so I end up spending
hours taking screenshots. I zoom in
on the screenshots and admire the
“Nope apparently I’m acting childishly
graphics. I spent three hours doing this because I’m 23 and still play games.”
on Crysis 2. I recently saw the trailer for tarisma
Gravity Rush. I thought to myself, "Why
would anybody play a game with those
graphics. They are absolutely rubbish. “My stepdad plays more than I do. I promise you, you
They were too cartoony like those
stupid Japanese games." What I'm trying
will not find anyone who has invested as much as he
to say is, why do people like that style of has into Gran Turismo, RDR, any of the GTA games,
graphics and still use them. If the reason Just Cause or Darksiders. He does tend to play about
why their graphics are so bad is because
the artists are bad I would hire an artist 10 hours a day though. Not bad for a 65 year old
that helps make a game with good geezer, in fact, I can’t wait until I retire.”
graphics like Crysis 2. Even the game
Sleeping Dogs looks like a Japanese
Azraphael
game but does it have bad graphics? No!
Why can’t the other Japanese games
improve their graphics so they are like “I am the parent and I love gaming. My kids do
Sleeping Dogs? And another thing, I too. The wife has something else to say though.”
don't hate Japanese people I just hate
their games with bad graphics. Ceven
Wow. I think you should maybe try
looking past the graphics and rather “My Dad understands. I fondly remember when we would all
at the game. There are so many games crowd around the family PC with the lights off watching my dad
out there that are ten times better than
Crysis that have “rubbish graphic”.
play Tomb Raider 4 and 5. I also remember saving over the only
Come dude, grow some culture there save slot we ever used while I was falling into a pit laden with
– you’re making gamers look bad. Ed spikes. My dad was not impressed. He still plays some games
From: Eugene sometimes, and he seems to enjoy watching me play Saints
Subject: NAG's age Row the Third. My mom is totally fine with it. She loves herself
When I got this month's NAG I stopped
and wondered. When did NAG start?
some “street walker” killing on GTA Vice City”
And was it always this awesome? And Stalker 103
it is. Perhaps the magazine had a
different look, different layout? Is there
any way to see the older issues – maybe the game already boggles your thoughts! the basic foundation for consumerism.
on the website? It used to be one amazing experience Ironically as companies rush online to
The first issue came out in 1998. There to just go buy the game. But now it’s save money by not having a shop or
is a plan to scan all those old issues in just: click, download, play. Sadly as we staff they kill this hook/connection and
and stick them on the site but it would look to the future most games will be that will eventually kill the whole urge
really take forever to do and we’re lazy bought digitally because of the extra to shop irresponsibly. I’m speaking
– maybe one day. Ed. costs of the packaging. Still what gamer broadly of course. Anyway, I do get
wouldn't want to show off his whole what you’re saying. I still remember
From: Devan collection – bragging rights deserved. walking into a computer store many
Subject: Digital or original One more thing, if I win don't send me a years ago and spotting Red Alert 2
I have been surfing around on Steam digital copy... no wait, you can’t. on the shelf (I didn’t even know it was
buying a few digital copies here and coming out back then). I remember
a few there. I know the quality of I believe the problem might actually buying that game with trembling hands
games these days is good but you know be with you – perhaps, as you’ve and racing home to play it. I miss those
purchasing those games on Steam just grown older, you’ve become too lazy days. Click, download and play – it’s
doesn't give me that buzz like the old to get in your car and drive to this just not the same. Ed.
days (before Steam). It’s not that I hate wondrous land of candy you speak
buying the digital copies and it is more of. You mentioned “convenient” and From: Dylan
convenient... But, I always remember I think this is the issue. I’m picking Subject: Professional gaming
running into a store wanting to buy a on you because you represent Joe What would it take to be a professional
specific game and almost gliding past all Public, people need to get out more gamer like Fatal1ty or Tsquared in
the isles as if Yoda was force pushing me and interact with the things that they South Africa? My friend and I have
to the games isle to go and grab the last buy and maybe even each other – not been a little bit above casual gamers,
copy of it and feeling like I just won the those 587 Facebook “friends”. That ever since our IT teacher brought up
lotto. Just waiting in the queue buying emotional hook however derived is the idea of starting a LAN team. Sadly,
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that idea was swiftly shut down by the This is the best
principal who tends to shrug of new bit of fan created
ideas, but ever since then we would artwork we received
like to take a shot at going pro, we took at NAG this month.
If you insert, use
the time to read online articles and
or create a piece
found that a considerable amount of
of gaming artwork
time is needed for practice and a lot of incorporating the
background information is required in NAG logo you might
order to know the games we play and also end up here for
a considerable amount of knowledge your three lines of
of multiplayer strategies is needed to fame. Just don’t go
make it in a renowned clan. However, and stick the NAG
online gameplay is a luxury that we do logo on a picture and
send it in because
not have and therefore cannot jump
that is dumb and
straight into online gaming, but my
dumb people don’t
friend and I firmly believe that we make win things.
the cut in terms of the 'practice' that is
required. But we find ourselves in the
dark, what will it take for us to get into Chase Abrahams, “A really hardcore gamer's room. Complete with Pac-man bed sheets
the professional gaming community in and a ghost bookcase. I modelled this using Autodesk Maya 2013.”
South Africa?
Fair enough, but you need to look anything about it I may end up having
LOL… You guys are going to get so past the current games you’re playing
THE to never be able to afford to buy games.
owned when you do finally break because there are plenty games out SHORTS Maybe I should look at it that way and
cover. I don’t need to tell you anything there that have nothing to do with that should motivate me. Okay, starting
you haven’t already stated in your ranking up, killing other players or Extracts of now: I’m doing it for the games.
mail. You definitely need to practice badges of honour. In fact there are
n00b from
(this includes learning strategies and more games that don’t feature all the There’s nothing wrong with letting
gaining experience with the game). things you mention than games that
NAG letters gaming consume you entirely. Just
Bottom line here is you definitely need do. Blinkers off, try new things and make sure that you keep buying NAG
“I recently bought
to be connected and online to play you’ll find there’s a whole world out a second-hand each month – we’re a gateway. Our
competitive gaming, and when you do there waiting to be explored. Ed. pretty much goal here at the magazine is to turn
end up online one day you’re going to brand new gaming into such an addictive hobby
be in for a bit of a shock. Ed. From: Desmond Nintendo DS Lite.” that once you start you can never stop.
Subject: Gaming is it an Achilles Heel – Patrick Just look at how rich those Columbian
From: Morne Once again I find myself congratulating drug lords are. We want to be just
Subject: Where's gaming going to? you guys on another successful edition “But all it was like them with their pet tigers and
was you being
When you play a game, are you of NAG. Just got my September issue swimming pools made out of gold. Ed.
someone’s bitch.
experiencing that fun feeling you did and nearly walked my feet of for a copy
It just seemed like
when you were young? If you watch ended up sending my big bro (because I all you ever do
a hardcore gamer playing Modern was at work and where I work they don’t is run into some
Warfare online, you’re not going to see sell) I have so much to talk about and yet field and kill a
a happy face, enjoying himself every everything I want to share was covered certain number of
moment of the match, but rather an
angry looking, hard concentrating,
already but I’m still going to share
because you guys let me. I just applied
creatures.”
– Dale
ON
eyes glued to the screen type of face. for two gangster qualifications and need
“No, no it can’t.
FACEBOOK
My point being, it’s becoming more all the time to study, I mean all the time.
It can’t right? Oh Like us on Facebook
of a competition, people are playing However for some reason whenever I
god, oh crap, oh www.facebook.com/
for rank and reputation, where's the want to hit the books my case of games shit...”
fun in that? Gaming companies throw call out to me. You have Elder Scrolls NAGMagazine
– Benjamin
together a game that has everything a (Oblivion, Skyrim) Max Payne 3 (need
I can’t wait for rAAAAAAge!!!!!!
classic good modern game has, as long to replay to get the golden guns), RE5, “I am a student O,O
as it has that online killing each other Darksiders 2, AC3 (coming soon but learning game Michael Louw
for rank feature, they know they're the others want me to replay them) development and
going to make money. Too afraid of and etc. I almost never study when I’m I want to know to If the September issue of NAG has
what email can
coming up with a unique new idea at home and don’t even get through a a purple spine, together with the
I send the 7MB last 5 issues in order, they make up
because they can't risk their game chapter at work (night owl). I find myself
file that contains the colours of the gay pride fl ag in
failing. I think companies should see saying to my GF that I want to study a game that I’m
this as an opportunity to create a new and leave her place early. So then I got order. =)
busy making?” (depending if for the August issue
unique game that's fun to play, with to thinking can games really be and – Fanie you picked Zero or Axton)
an excellent story and all new exiting Achilles heel. On this thought I don’t Daniel Centeio Schuleman
gameplay. If it has good fun gameplay, need to give my family and all others
and they advertise is well people will buy anymore ammunition against gaming I just had a nerdgasm
it, especially if it’s a big company that but I think there are a lot of gamers out Zelda Stols
everybody knows and trusts. I mean just there that sit with this problem. I could
look at where technology is going, just be the only one but I doubt it. Some may You guys are epic without limits!
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I, Gamer Ubisoft gives a little, takes

You are now a Level 3 Adult
In about four months’ time my wife and I are in for a huge
a little in the PC market
vomit, and poop-filled life adjustment. Sometime in early
January 2013, we’ll be having our first child – probably our
only child because we hear they’re expensive and require a
little more effort than, say, a puppy.
Two years ago I wrote a column in which I moaned about
how real life could learn a thing or two from video games.
That column was prompted by another laborious (albeit
more concise) task of moving homes. I longed for life to
imitate The Sims wherein you can just pick up the phone
and choose “move house” to instantly have your belongings
transported to your new abode. It turns out that life actually
does have some similarities to The Sims after all in that my
wife’s bump appeared almost overnight. She went from “oh
hey, I’m pregnant” to “oh hey, I’m pregnant – check it out”
while I was away at Gamescom. So it turns out that female
“One of the things I’ve noticed over

the last couple of months is how
much more attention I’m paying to
kids’ games.”
Sims’ suddenly protruding pregnant bellies is a thing in real
life. We’re pretty sure that the whole birth and labour side of
pregnancy has been slightly misrepresented in the game, but
my wife is holding thumbs for a similar experience.
One of the things I’ve noticed over the last couple of
months is how much more attention I’m paying to kids
games. It’s like a whole new area of vicarious gaming just
opened up. I won’t lie that I’m perhaps a little excited to have
a legitimate excuse for buying Skylanders in the coming
years, even though I’m pretty sure I could justify spending
“O
h Ubisoft, when will and thus that DRM only serves
money on the game now. While I was recently giving you learn?” is a phrase to irritate legitimate buyers. With
Skylanders: Giants a test drive, I kept thinking to myself, muttered frequently the publisher leaning strongly on
“Oh man, we are going to have so much fun with this game.” by any gamer who’s been brave consoles moving forward, they
The “we” bit was unintentional and fairly automatic; like enough to pick up a PC title from need to ensure that their PC market
my subconscious was linking my favourite activity with the the publisher in the last couple of doesn’t feel completely neglected,
life adjustment that’s waiting around the corner. This is all years. It’s not their games that are the so a move to ease up on the DRM
assuming that he is (it’s a boy) into video games. Let’s hope problem – quite the opposite – but that does absolutely nothing useful
he is because my sister has already distributed collection tins rather the digital rights management is probably a good start.
marked “Kid’s First Gaming Console” among family members that they employ to keep their games However, in an apparent effort
– yeah, I come from a pretty geeky family. If it turns out that safe from the fingers of naughty to hold onto the reins, Ubisoft has
he’s not into gaming, then at least we’ll have stockpiled some pirates. Well, it turns out that all of launched their own Steam/Origin-
money to spend on nappies, because those things are really, that nonsense with always-online wannabe tool called Uplay (available
really expensive; like at least three console games a month DRM will now be done away with – at uplay.ubi.com), which wraps
kind of expensive. It’s a real pity the free-to-raise model of effective immediately all PC-based up all their DRM, game purchases
parenting doesn’t kick in until they’re at least 18. Ubi games will only require a single (including their growing F2P
And so it is that we’ve begun to batten down fi nancial online activation during installation; collection), library management,
hatches and get ready for running on twenty minutes of sleep single player games and campaigns and social interaction into a single
for the next few years. Perhaps gamers are better equipped to can be played entirely offline. That platform. It’s not yet clear what this
bring up kids? We regularly forsake sleep in order to progress includes the upcoming Assassin’s means for the release of Ubisoft
through a title or level-up a character. Basically we put a lot Creed and Far Cry releases. games on rival platforms. We
of effort into some other thing because we get fulfi lment out Cool, great, about bloody time. downloaded Uplay to test it out, and
of it. Oh hey, I think that last bit was an epiphany. But here’s the thing: the publisher it’s not terrible, but there currently
To be honest, I don’t think we have the slightest clue about recently revealed that their PC doesn’t appear to be a way to
what we’re in for, which is probably normal for fi rst time games have as high as a 95% redeem retail box codes with the
parents. There’s going to be a learning curve, no doubt, but piracy rate. That’s staggering. This system, which kind of defeats the
while I’m hoping for a gradual one, we’re probably in for means two things: pirates just point of consolidating your library.
a Dark Souls or Super Meat Boy kind of learning curve – crack their protection systems, But, hey, let’s see how it goes.
hopefully with less blood and demons and stuff.
- Miklós Szecsei

Guild Wars 2 news COMMAND
& CONQUER
WILL BE FREE-
fresh out of Tyria TO-PLAY FROM
NOW ON
G
uild Wars 2 has been decimating cap limits for over
a month now, and developer ArenaNet has been When you hear the
doing an excellent job in keeping players and fans term free-to-play,
what sort of images
up to date with what’s going on behind the scenes. They’ve
come to mind? Are
also been doing everything in their power to ensure they images of a
that the MMORPG is a stable experience for everyone. triple-A sequel to one
For example, shortly after the game released, ArenaNet of the most beloved
removed digital sales of Guild Wars 2 from their website in RTSes from the EA
order to slow the purchase rate of the game and thereby stables? No? Pity,
ease the load on their servers. Retail copies and digital because that’s what
versions of the game were still available from other online you’re going to have
distribution platforms, but anyone looking for a copy from to deal with if you
plan on playing C&C
the developer’s store was out of luck.
Generals 2. Or any
Less than a week after the game released, Guild Wars 2 more C&C from now
players were hit with the first wave of perma-bans issued on, actually.
by the developer. A total of 3,000 players were banned We wish we were
for accruing massive amounts of gold and crafting kidding, or misreading
materials through the MMORPG’s first exploit. The exploit something, or
involved an NPC merchant selling high-end equipment drunk, or stuck in a
at very low and incorrect prices. The players who were nightmare world, but
banned bought up vast quantities of the equipment EA has been pretty
clear about their
and broke it down into crafting materials. ArenaNet
intentions with the
allowed those banned to appeal the decision. If those Command & Conquer
who appealed also deleted the equipment and materials franchise.
they’d amassed, then their perma-ban was converted to “We are
a 72-hour suspension instead. thrilled about this
Most MMOs have to deal with spammers and gold opportunity to
farmers, and Guild Wars 2 is no different. ArenaNet recently transform Command
confirmed that hackers have been probing Guild Wars & Conquer into
2 accounts by trying to log in to the game’s servers with a premier online
experience,” said Jon
email addresses and passwords stolen from other websites
Van Caneghem, VP
and online games. Once logged in, the hackers are using and general manager
player accounts to spam gold sales. ArenaNet has been at EA. “For nearly
isolating and banning hacked accounts, but they have two decades, this
reiterated that the account only remains banned until such franchise has existed
time as the rightful owner takes control once again. as something you
We really shouldn’t need to remind our tech-savvy NAG buy; now we are
readers about this, but if you have the same password for creating a destination
multiple online accounts then you need to fix that as soon where our fans will
be able to access the
as possible – especially if you have an account on a website
entire Command &
or online game that’s recently been hacked. Conquer universe,
starting with Generals
and continuing with
Red Alert, Tiberium,
and beyond.
“With Frostbite 2,
we are able to keep
an emphasis on
the AAA quality our
consumers expect
while staying true to
the RTS gameplay
they know and love
– all available online
for free.”
If you’re not put
off entirely, or maybe
you’re actually keen
on the idea of this
transformation, head
over to www.com
mandandconquer.
com/free and
register for the beta.
www.nag.co.za May 2012 17

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The Game
Stalker Returning West: Techland/
Girls suck at video games
Ubisoft announce new
Despite the title of this piece, I don’t actually believe that.
Call of Juarez
I’m also not going to make a statement about the different
kinds of games men and women play. Granted I don’t know
many girls who are interested in FIFA , myself included, but
I do actually know a couple so it’s not a complete anomaly.
So it always both frustrates and bemuses me when people,
sorry, make that teenage boys, ask me the question, “Why
aren’t there more girl gamers?” Now apart from the fact that
many gamers of the female persuasion dislike this term
intensely (I personally don’t care all that much, but that’s me
– maybe I’m not political enough) a fair number of them not
only enjoy playing games but are also really good at it! I mean
REALLY good!
I recently came across a forum thread (and of course
everyone knows how I feel about trolls) that trolled the
question, “Do girls suck at video games?” Whilst most
answers were reasonable, one particular uh… gentleman’s
answer was along the lines of “Gaming is encoded into a
guy’s DNA.”
Wait what?
That is a terrible argument. What kind of idiot thinks that
gaming has anything to do with DNA? And whilst I’m not
denying that men have different hand-eye coordination skills
to women, the idea that gaming is a genetically encoded
difference is just silly. Yes I know to a certain extent that
it was a figure of speech, but the fact remains that many
men think that they are naturally just better at games than
women, and that makes me mad.
So maybe you spent your youth sitting in front of the TV
beating Super Mario Bros. for the fi ftieth time and your
girlfriend didn’t but all that equates to is the 10,000 hour
rule — the idea that it takes approximately 10,000 hours
of deliberate practice to master a skill. And what does that
say about those girls (like myself and some others I know)
that did spend a vast portion of their childhood inside
T
he modern era was not when he rode with the gangs of
playing games? I recall many afternoons rushing home from kind to Old West FPS these infamous legends.
school to boot up my computer and getting into trouble series Call of Juarez. The Gameplay will reportedly have
from my mother for neglecting my homework in favour of most recent title in the series, a very arcade feel, complete with
whatever game I was playing at the time. Sadly, this was also The Cartel , was widely slated scoring system, and will boast a
around the time I lost my tan… and now I have tattoos so by critics, series fans and pretty new art style to go along with it.
I’ve resigned myself to the fact that I will never be golden- much everyone else who played Scoring high by stringing together
skinned again. Damn, now I’ve lost my train of thought… it. Drug cartels, car chases and headshots, environmental kills and
where was I? Oh yes… mastery of skills — are our 10,000 modern-day tomfoolery just more will enable you to unlock
hours completely ignored simply because of our gender? couldn’t match the unique Wild various character upgrades, like
The fact of the matter is that games are increasingly West fl avour of its forebears. improving your ability to slow
becoming a more integrated part of our digital existence, for With that in mind, we bring you down time (concentration mode),
both sexes, and this idea that guys are more dominant in the news of a new Call of Juarez shortening reload times and
gaming arena will in my opinion very soon fall away. Sure, title, proudly returning the series more. For some reason, even
gaming was a very male dominated pastime for many years, to its six-shootin’, spittoon-fi llin’ the ability to pick up a defeated
but the fact that more and more people consider gaming a ways. It’s subtitled Gunslinger, foe’s dropped weapon must
part of their daily lives, even if unconsciously, means that and it’s due out next year. be purchased. In near-death
this stereotype and attitude towards gaming simply cannot In it, you play a (currently situations, a new mechanic
persist. nameless) bounty hunter who’s called “Sense of Death” lets you
At some point we as a society will all be forced to accept returned to his hometown to slow-motion dodge the bullet
the fact that GIRLS DO PLAY GAMES. And in the same spend his final days in peace. that would put you down and kill
manner that some guys suck at gaming (you think you The story will supposedly reveal the enemy who fired it to save
don’t but you do), some girls kick ass at it. Because they’ve some “untold stories” of notorious yourself the time it takes to reload
mastered the skill. gunmen of the era, like Billy the from your last checkpoint. Call
- Pippa Tshabalala Kid, Jesse James and Pat Garrett. of Juarez: Gunslinger is due out
It’s told in romanticised flashbacks sometime in 2013 on PC, XBLA
to times in the bounty hunter’s life and PSN.

DLC woes continue
for Skyrim players on
SCRIBBLE
PlayStation 3 ME THIS
Scribblenauts is
finally making its
way to the PC with
the anticipated
Q4 2012 release
of Scribblenauts
Unlimited, which
will also be available
for the Wii U and
3DS. Unlimited will
add even more
depth to the game’s
Objectnaut engine
which allows players
to create puzzle-
P
erhaps you own Skyrim for the PlayStation 3?
If that’s the case then know that you have our solving devices
limited only by their
sympathies. Bethesda hasn’t exactly created the
imagination. Best of
most seamless experience for Skyrim on PlayStation 3, all, the PC version will
and it looks like the issues are set to continue. Soon after use Steam Workshop
the game released in November last year, PlayStation 3 to store and
users reported game-breaking bugs that were corrupting distribute custom-
saved game files. Bethesda has largely fixed that issue, made content so
but the new issue is downloadable content. you can try to get
“Dawnguard” and “Hearthfire” are the first two add-on inside the minds
content packs for Skyrim. The first is already available of random people
on the Internet
on PC and Xbox 360, and presently “Hearthfire” is
(which we’d never
available on Microsoft’s console as well. By the time recommend doing).
you read this there’s a good possibility that “Hearthfire” We look forward
will have already jumped to PC. Neither DLC pack is on to seeing how they
PlayStation 3. manage the influx of
According to Bethesda, they have a team working on penis-based custom
“Dawnguard” for PlayStation 3 but the problems being content.
faced by the team (Bethesda has not clarified exactly
what those problems are) are seemingly insurmountable:
“This is not a problem we’re positive we can solve,” a
representative posted on the official Bethesda forums, According to the
“but we are working together with Sony to try to bring ESA, every state in
you this content.” the US now has a
college that offers
Sony’s VP Adam Boyes has since added his own voice
a course in game
to the Skyrim PlayStation 3 problems saying that he
development.
“can’t promise any kind of resolution or timeline.” He Unsurprisingly, the
did, however, reiterate that Sony has “a big, broad dev majority of those
support team that works closely with Bethesda—and colleges are based
with all of our partners—to work with them to solve that in California – 70 in
any sort of issues they have along the way.” Hopefully total – with Texas
this is one of those developer issues that this Sony coming in second
support team will be able to resolve. with a respectable
24. What’s more
interesting is that the
top-rated schools in
California offering
“We would say to Microsoft, we these courses
aren’t specialist
understand all these frustrations media/game design
colleges, but
about the challenges to your rather government
or privately-run
business, but trying to copy universities that
Apple will accelerate, not slow, have added game
development to their
Microsoft’s decline.” curricula, which gives
us hope that more
-Gabe Newell, co-founder of local universities
will pick up on this
Valve Corporation
growing trend.

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The Indie
Investigator Cloudburst: OnLive
About mindshare
in a spot of bother
P
ioneering cloud gaming service Despite his reassurances, the plot
The Internet is generally too big and jaded to be moved OnLive has run into some thickened when Kotaku reported that
permanently by one lonely effort of self-promotion, difficulties, bringing into question an anonymous source had told them
particularly if you’re just some weirdo trying to make whether or not that there had been a
a game. There’s only one sure-fire formula of receiving cloud gaming really meeting with OnLive
sustained attention online at very little expenditure of has a place in the CEO Steve Perlman
effort, and that’s usually for all the wrong stuff. modern gaming that morning, who
Marketing isn’t about making your work reach as many industry. The service, told staff that the
eyes as possible. That’s only part of the task. The rest of the first announced company was filing
time, you want yourself entrenched in the psyche of the back in 2009 to for bankruptcy, and
people you interact with. It’s about leaving little reminders much speculation, that going forward
for them on every web page they visit, like some eerily eventually launched nobody would be
indirect stalker who gets at people through press coverage in 2010 and has since employed by OnLive.
and strange YouTube videos. And while this is partially expanded to include Later it was reported
achieved by making news about yourself everywhere, it’s also Windows PC, Mac that employees
about having a consistent online presence that puts your OS, iOS and Android could be seen leaving
personality forward. in its repertoire of OnLive’s HQ with
Have you ever picked up a game that you just didn’t get or gaming platforms. More than 50 major moving boxes.
play at release time? Sometimes, one stumbles across a title publishers and over 300 titles have Eventually, the secrets couldn’t
years after its original release and gets absolutely hooked. joined the service – and yet, while that be contained anymore and it was
This situation is particularly true of indie games, where sounds impressive, it hasn’t saved the revealed that the company had let
the reasons for not trying something out the fi rst time are company from its apparent woes. go of 50 percent of its staff, and has
numerous: up to and including the potential to miss news The first signs of trouble came via been purchased by an unknown (at
of a release completely no matter how enthusiastic the a tweet from InXile Entertainment’s the time of writing) third party. The
developer’s marketing storm had been then. Brian Fargo (of Wasteland fame), employees affected by the mass
The reason for picking it up later and trying it out is claiming that he’d heard from a layoffs have reportedly not been
often the same — somewhere along the line, a reminder was source at OnLive that the company offered severance. The unknown
received. Maybe it was a week, a month or even a year later, was closing down the very same day, buyer of OnLive is said to have offered
but some fresh trigger was enough to grab attention where that everyone on staff had lost their jobs to an unknown amount of the
the fi rst mention wasn’t. And those refreshers (especially jobs, and that “a new company” would former OnLive employees.
when we’re discussing indie titles) probably exist because be formed soon after. When asked The reasons for the sudden
the developer continued engaging in the long term instead for comment, OnLive’s Director of dropping of half of its employees are
of fi zzling out. The dev kept posting new work, chatting to Corporate Communications Brian unclear, but sources have revealed
people and playing a meaningful role with industry events. Jacquet denied the speculation by that monthly operating costs for the
In fact, you’ll find that most of the highly visible (and saying this: “We don’t respond to company amount to around five
effective) developers out there keep their marketing rumours, but of course not.” million dollars, and that’s partly to
consistent rather than explosive. When they’re not at When asked if there were any blame for this. It’s a very sad situation
“peak promo” time, they’re still naturally inclined towards layoffs at the company at all, Jacquet for OnLive, and for cloud gaming
forging meaningful connections and taking an interest in would only say that “the OnLive as a whole. We wish all the best to
current affairs. service [was] not shutting down.” everyone affected by it.
To put it more personally, people don’t like being regarded
as network nodes. Don’t treat them as such. Two major
signs are: bursting into a new community with an instant
business-related request (“Hi, none of you know me, but I’m New Metal Gear Solid game revealed;
promoting this game! Buy the collector’s edition for $75!”),
and dropping off the face of the planet once your effort is dubbed a “prologue” to Metal Gear Solid 5
expended (the “kthxbaai” of community engagement). Such
behaviour will, to put it mildly, inspire some resistance,
K
onami recently held a press getting your butt out of danger.
whether people wilfully choose to respond with such or not. event in Tokyo where series For now, Kojima is being tight
Marketing with an actual interest in forging meaningful director Hideo Kojima unveiled lipped about the project, only
personal connections also makes it far easier to sustain these Metal Gear Sold: Ground Zeroes choosing to clear up confusion by
connections. You may stay in regular contact with some running on the new (and very clarifying that the game stars Naked
journalists because they’re genuinely interesting to talk impressive) Fox Engine. At time of Snake (aka Big Boss). Consequently
with. You’re inclined to continue visiting that community of writing, the upcoming title is still there’s all sorts of speculation as
developers because you’re all involved in a Civilization PBEM shrouded in quite a bit of mystery, to how the storyline will fit in with
(and one of them hasn’t taken their turn in, like, a week). You but what is known so far is that other Metal Gear games. Needless
keep in touch with Peter Molyneux because he helped you Ground Zeroes will be an open- to say, this is one for series fans to
hide that body once. world game. It’ll also be the first keep an eye on over the coming
If you want some Internet mindshare, make yourself more Metal Gear game to introduce an months. We’re just surprised
open and accessible as a standard philosophy rather than escape mechanic, which means Konami chose to announce a
waiting on a “time to market”. To succeed, deal with people being detected won’t end the new Metal Gear game before
passionately rather than efficiently. mission, but rather force you into Revengeance is even out.
- Rodain Joubert

ANOTHER
ONE BITES
Ubisoft Montreal THE DUST COMPUTERS | GAMING | TECHNOLOGY
announces its first Hot on the heels of

the launch of Guild
free-to-play title Wars 2, NCSoft has
decided to withdraw SHUTTLE SERVICE
funding from City
of Heroes/Villains
developers Paragon We have a shuttle bus service
Studios, effectively
shutting down the offering transport from Gautrain
company entirely.
All work on the Sandton station to The Coca -
game is to cease
immediately. With
Cola Dome and back at R50 per
that closure comes
the end of their
return ticket. Tickets are available
online super hero/
villain MMORPG,
at Computicket (On sale now)
which NCSoft has
confirmed will see
its servers switched
off altogether by
November 2012.
Here’s the official
word from the
publisher: “Both
NCsoft and Paragon
Studios are incredibly
proud of the success
of City of Heroes, but
unfortunately, the
continued support
of the franchise no
longer fits within
our long term goals
for the company.
All employees at
Paragon Studios
are affected by this
I
n between working furiously at completing
development of two of this year’s biggest games, decision, including
Assassin’s Creed III and Far Cry 3, Ubisoft Montreal the management
team.”
has obviously found time to develop their first foray
into the free-to-play arena. They’ve given it the
glorious title of The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot. And,
as you might’ve guessed, it’s a dungeon crawler –
Monolith’s
but a very interesting one with an asynchronous
Gotham City
multiplayer selling point. Impostors was a
Designed to run on mid-range PCs, the game sees decent enough
players constructing castles from a pool of available game, but anyone
tiles, designing hallways and rooms before populating who shelled out
them with monsters that’ll fight to murder loot- the $15 for it
happy adventurers who wander in uninvited. These would no-doubt
adventurers can be random players, or friends made have been
disappointed
from within the game’s built-in social network, or
with its money-
friends pulled from (surprise!) Facebook.
grubbing attitude
On the game’s flipside, you too are one of these that all-but
adventurers, assaulting other players’ castles while required players
customising your equipment and abilities that are to spend more
unlocked by earning experience points. Each castle money on in-
ends with a final boss encounter if adventurers make game purchases.
it that far, and after defeating this boss they can Thankfully, the
have at the glorious riches waiting in the treasure game has now
gone free-to-play
room beyond. The enemy units and bosses that you
– exactly what it
can deploy in your castle (and the goodies you can
should have been
unlock for your adventurer) are determined by your from day one.
player level, which you increase by playing the game, For now, this is
obviously. There’s no set release date for the game on PC only, and
yet, but Ubisoft has revealed that a closed alpha test is you can pick up
due to start soon. your digital copy
through Steam. www.rageexpo.co.za
/ BYTES /
Miktar’s
Meanderings Trials returns home
When fanboys were
B
ike-crashing simulator to Paine Island, where you’ll
series Trials may have discover 36 new tracks in locales
young and free gotten its start on the like “lost temples, a haunted
PC, but it promptly went off to circus, deserted beaches and a
It’s the end of 1996. I’ve matriculated from a high school do its thing exclusively on the menacing volcano”. It also adds
in Pretoria. I didn’t think I would, but somehow I did. I consoles with Trials HD and Trials a new BMX dirt bike with its own
turned 16 earlier in the year. Evolution. Now, the physics-based tracks and special event, while
I wish I’d taken more pictures. motorcycle mayhem of the series the track editor sees additions like
But what a year! Duke Nukem 3D was released near the is set to return to the PC in Trials “teleporting, gun firing, switch
beginning of the year. Quake came along in the middle, Evolution: Gold Edition. filters and vector math”. There’ll
and everyone forgot about Duke . The Nintendo 64 seems It includes both Trials HD and also be ten new multiplayer tracks.
magical, all fresh and new. The PlayStation is only two Evolution. Essentially, every bit It’ll cost 400 MS Points ($5), and
years old and already showing its age. The PlayStation 2 of Trials content that’s been will unfortunately not be included
won’t exist for another 4 years. Pokémon is a new thing, missing from the PC since 2008 in Trials Evolution: Gold Edition.
thanks to the Gameboy games. Tomb Raider redefined the will be repackaged in a PC-
action-platformer, and marked the start of a decade-long optimised release. All in all, it’ll
bad boob joke. Diablo came out that year. I remember boast “more than 120 tracks, skill
seeing an exhibit for it at some kind of expo held at the games and multiplayer levels”
Kyalami race track that year, no gameplay, just a mural and say Ubisoft. In addition, there’s
a logo. Crash Bandicoot made his debut that year as well, also the excellent map editor
putting Naughty Dog on the map after the horror that was to look forward to, so you can
Way of the Warrior. be frustrated by the ridiculous
The first 3D MMO launched that year: Meridian 59 . It’s creations of other players, as well
still being played today, can you believe it! Ultima Online as online multiplayer and global
is still a year away, World of Warcraft still a whole eight leaderboards. It’s due out in “early
years in the future. 2013” according to Ubisoft.
Google launched that year, a scrappy little search engine Elsewhere, the XBLA version of
trying to compete with the big boys. Computer mice still Trials Evolution is set to receive
had balls that could get fuzzy. 3D hardware accelerator its first DLC pack, due this month
cards only really started in the consumer arena that year (October). It’s called Origin of
with the 3dfx Voodoo. It wouldn’t be until 1998 with the Pain, and transports players
Voodoo 2 before things really got rolling. The Internet
wasn’t ubiquitous, nor that important. One could survive
without it, but it sure was nice to be able to download
things. It just took a long, long time – unless you knew
someone whose dad worked at a Scientific and Industrial
Research facility.
Lightning strikes for the third time
NAG Magazine won’t exist for another year. YouTube
A
nyone who finished Final inclusion of other playable characters,
won’t exist for another nine years. Fantasy XIII-2 will know that the but we do know that Lightning will
Gaming is still considered a deviant activity. Many game suggested a third title in have access to over 20 customisable
parents connect it to Satanism. Then again, in South what’s become known as the costumes – whether or not
Africa, back then everything was somehow connected Lightning Saga, and now these will play to the notion
to Satanism. I’ll never forget seeing StarCraft on display we finally have the solid of swapping out class kits or
in Menlyn Mall in 1998, as part of a “signs your child information we need to not remains to be seen.
may be a Satanist” exhibit by the South African Police confirm this: it’s called The game will take
Department. It broke my heart, to realise that some people Lightning Returns: place in a world of
still lived in the dark ages. I had thought, even back then, Final Fantasy XIII. The connected islands
that we were past such nonsense [wow, I wish you had a game was introduced collectively known as
picture of that! Ed]. in a rather odd video Navus Partus, and the
I spent much of my time at a cyber cafe across from presentation by developers obscurely
the high school, even after I matriculated. I would end FFXIII’s producer hinted at some sort
up working there for a few years. I made lifelong friends Yoshinori Kitase of interplay between
in that cyber cafe. It also gave me all the skills I needed in which he talks the game world
for this job: which is good, because I had no other skills about crystals in a and the real one, a
anyway. Game development wasn’t anything you could metaphorical way, mechanism which
study at any kind of established institution. It was describing Final Fantasy they call “World Driven”.
something you did, instead of doing your homework. as an ever-shifting but Details on combat are
To have grown up with gaming — when it wasn’t this still constant series. still uncertain, but there
“bigger than Hollywood” thing yet — takes a special kind A follow-up have been indications
of tenacity. The gamer had to deal with judgemental presentation gave us a few that Lightning can take
attitudes and strong misconceptions. But among friends, new juicy details: Lightning cover from incoming attacks,
and fellow gamers, you could call yourself a fanboy. And it will be the game’s main playable and, while they insist this isn’t
wasn’t a slur, or an insult, because it meant that you loved character, and she’ll be even more an action game, the developers
gaming, and nobody could take that away. powerful than she was in the previous claim that combat will be “button
- Miktar two games. There’s no word on the response-based”.

/ BYTES /
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More talk about Release list
Valve hardware Dates subject to change without notice
October week 1
Just Dance 4 360 / PS3 / Wii
Resident Evil 6 360 / PC / PS3
Angry Birds Trilogy 360 / 3DS / PS3
Dead or Alive 5 360 / PS3
Dragon Ball Z for Kinect 360
NBA 2K13 360 / PC / PS3 / Wii
October week 2
Dishonored 360 / PC / PS3
Fable: The Journey 360
Pokémon Black Version 2 DS
Pokémon White Version 2 DS
XCOM: Enemy Unknown 360 / PC / PS3
October week 3
007 Legends 360 / PC / PS3
T
here’ve been rumours is made slightly more clear – is this: Dance Central 3 360
circulating for a while now “Valve is traditionally a software
that Valve is looking to get company. Open platforms like
their hands buried in creating their the PC and Mac are important
own hardware – rumours which to us, as they enable us and our
October week 4
have often promptly been shut partners to have a robust and direct DanceStar Party Hits PS3
down. Now, however, a job ad relationship with customers. We’re Doom 3 BFG Edition 360 / PC / PS3
listed by the company has fuelled frustrated by the lack of innovation
Football Manager 2013 PC
the hardware flame once more. in the computer hardware space
The posting is for an “Industrial though, so we’re jumping in. Even Forza Horizon 360
Designer” – which sounds mighty basic input, the keyboard and Harry Potter for Kinect 360
fancy – who’s interested in joining mouse, haven’t really changed
Just Dance: Disney Party 360 / Wii
“a world-class group of electrical, in any meaningful way over the
mechanical, software engineers and years. There’s a real void in the Killzone Trilogy PS3
designers who are busily defining marketplace, and opportunities to Medal of Honor: Warfighter 360 / PC / PS3
new entertainment experiences create compelling user experiences
Smart As... Vita
through both hardware and software. are being overlooked.”
We’re hoping to add your expertise in What this all could mean has Street Fighter X Tekken Vita
product design and manufacturing, already sparked massive debate, and
ergonomics, usability, aesthetics, and as always, only Valve knows what
surfacing to our team.” Their ideal Valve is up to. Given how much
candidate would have “6+ years of they’ve had to say on the concept of
“There are brutal expectations
professional experience shipping wearable computing, it could very around the PC version of
world-class, high-tech hardware well have something to do with that.
products.” Chances are, it’ll relate to games Crysis 3. So this time we
The most important part of the
job listing – and the part where
and hopefully improving (or at least
moderately altering) the way we play
promise to melt down PCs.”
Valve’s intent for this new employee or experience them. -Cevat Yerli, CEO of Crytek

Free
1
2
3
4
5
6
Aion
League of Legends
Dota 2
The Lord of the Rings Online
Star Wars: The Old Republic
Rusty Hearts
2
2
Free to play
to pay to play...
Nothing is truly free. Except
good advice. And love. And
that R100 you found in the
street once. Lately, more and
more “free-to-play” (F2P)
games are starting to appear.
League of Legends, Dungeon
Fighter Online, Rusty Hearts,
DotA 2, Blacklight: Retribution,
play
and more. The F2P model isn’t

actually that new: some games
dating back as far as the mid-
3
’90S used some form of “this
bit is free, but these other bits
require real money”.
Today there are several
competing models in the F2P
arena. The diversity is because
F2P is still a wild frontier:
4
everyone’s digging for gold
but nobody’s sure who’s going
to strike it rich. Most F2P games
right now are online-only
multiplayer games of some sort.
The exceptions are mobile F2P
games, which tend to be clones
of Farmville anyway and can be “… you may end up
safely ignored. paying for it when
So what are the different your bandwidth
types of F2P games, and what are cap gets busted by
the risks? bulldog bikinis.”

FEATURE Free 2 play
6
3
We
(free) kings
Time equals money:
Some F2P games really are 100% free; you
never have to pay anything if you don’t
want to. All the items, like guns, upgrades
or maps can be bought using in-game
Shareware-like: currency, which is earned by playing.
The exception to this is usually cosmetic
The first model of F2P, and perhaps the
vanity items, like new skins or clothing
oldest, can be seen as a revival of the
for characters. The trick here: the rate at
“shareware” model. You get part of the
which you earn the in-game currency is
game for free, usually a good chunk,
artificially lengthened. Meaning you have
which lets you try it out and decide if
to invest a lot of time before you can
Premium
P i ffreemium:
i
you want to pay to get more. If not, you This style of F2P is quickly gaining
unlock even the basics. The company
can walk away having invested nothing popularity, especially among failed
makes its money by selling you “boosters”,
except the time it took to download and subscription-based MMOs like Star Trek
time-limited multipliers to experience or
try it. A popular strategy in the ‘90s, it Online, The Lord of the Rings Online
currency. Depending on the conditions
generally gave you the first 3rd of a game and Star Wars: The Old Republic. You
these may expire when you’re not playing.
for free and you could buy the remaining get the game for free, and can play as
So be sure to pay close attention to the
“episodes” if you liked it. The shareware- much as you want, but certain things are
fine print. Another way companies may
inspired F2P games are different from the limited. Like inventory space, how much
try to upsell you on spending money is
“freemium” model explained below, in experience you can earn per day, or what
letting you buy new items straight up,
that they usually only require a one-time kind of equipment you can wear. You’ll
instead of having to wait. You want that
fee to be fully unlocked. This style of F2P always be a second-class citizen until you
awesome gun? No worries, it’s cheap, just
is quickly losing ground to the other two spend real money to get the premium
R5. Better than playing for a whole two
styles, because it doesn’t make as much service. Usually, premium costs are
weeks to save up for it, right? Impatience
money in the long run. monthly, so you end up subscribing to the
will cost you real money.
game to get the best deal on the monthly
fees. This type of F2P game can cost you
a lot of money in the long run, yet they
allow you to play almost normally as
much as needed to determine if going
premium is worth the investment.
Free-to-play warning labels

Free to pl ay games are all fun and games, but there are a few pitfalls to be mindful of:
BANDWIDTH dogs, you may end up turned out differently – unknown computer, unless User License Agreements
BUSTER paying for it when your especially if you’re not you’re 100% sure it’s safe. that prohibit re-selling
Many F2P games have a bandwidth cap gets busted Blizzard. A lot of F2P games your digital goods for real
habitual or near-constant by bulldog bikinis. are from relatively new DIGITAL ISN’T money. If you ignore the
update cycle. Not just developers, ones that aren’t FOREVER agreement, you might find
because of patches that SECURITY PURITY quite that jacked up on Buying a digital hat in yourself banned from the
fix various game issues, Not even the almighty anti-hacking stuff. Don’t a game isn’t the same game, and the company
but also because of new Blizzard is immune to use the same password for as buying a real one. It gets to keep all your
content being added, security breaches. Just everything you do online, sounds obvious, but some money. If a company that
like maps, weapons, or recently they got hacked, especially not when signing F2P games are designed manages a F2P game goes
polo-neck T-shirts for your and while the culprits didn’t up for F2P games. If you specifically to make under, all the digital goods
virtual schnauzer. Half the get away with much other buy digital goods online, buying that digital hat very you’ve bought vanish along
stuff will likely require real than email addresses, don’t save your credit appealing. You can always with them, so be careful
money to get: but even if secret question answers, card information. Most sell the real one if you what you buy, and to whom
you don’t plan on buying and encrypted passwords, importantly, never log into don’t like it anymore, but you decide to give your
digital clothing for digital things could have easily your games when using an most F2P games have End hard-earned cash.

TABLE
TOP
ESSENTIALS
A brief guide to
classic gaming
We know that there’s more to Hands-on with D&D Next
gaming than sitting in front of a
D
ungeons & Dragons has come a long way since its
humble beginnings as the misunderstood tabletop
monitor or TV. The hobby is as old game, but, you know, not much has actually changed in
as humanity, but sometimes, we that time. Sure, the rules have been reworked over and over
again between each new edition of the game, but the idea of
tend to forget that. So now we’ll try sitting down with a group of friends, throwing dice around
a table and arguing about the validity of using a goblin as
to make it up to you, by presenting a ranged weapon (a no-brainer if you happen to be an orc,
which is handy since orcs tend to excel at matters which
you with this quick look into the require no brains) has been left blissfully intact.
Despite its fancy working title, D&D Next is really just 5th
world of tabletop gaming, which Edition. It’s also currently in beta, which means we had a
chance to test it with a group of seasoned and newbie players
includes a selection of wargames, to see how it plays. Simply, it plays very well, even at this early
stage in development. Character creation has been given
board games, dice games, card a major overhaul; players now build their character from
a selection of base classes, backgrounds, and specialties.
games and every combination of Not only does this give greater flexibility to the process, but
it means that players are forced to think more about the
the above. We’ve probably left out personality and history of their characters, which leads to a
your favourite game of all time, better role-playing experience.

The focus on combat in 4th Edition has been eased up;
but we’re not trying to hurt your there are now fewer complex combat mechanics to worry
about and longer periods between healing, which means
feelings, so feel free to email Geoff players are forced to rely on smart role-playing instead of
grinding away at a paper-based combat simulator. There’s
(geoff@nag.co.za) and tell him just also an all-encompassing system of advantage/disadvantage
which means, at any time, the DM may ask you to roll a D20
how important that game is to you twice. If you have advantage, you take the highest score, if you
have disadvantage, you take the lowest. Fighting a harpy while
and why everyone on the planet dangling from a gibbet would generally give you disadvantage
for combat rolls, but climbing a tower with the aid of a trained
should play it. Maybe we’ll cover it party member would bestow advantage. It sounds like a simple
idea, but in practice, it allows the DM to create just that little
at a later date! extra bit of believability in their party’s actions, which can
mean a lot to players.

FEATURE Tabletop Essentials
Pokémon Trading Card

Game – not just for kids
Supplier: Core Group
Price: R149.99 (themed starter deck); R49.99 (booster
pack)
Magic: The Gathering
turns thirteen
W
e admit, when we signed up to visit Core Group to have
their expert sit down and teach us the ins and outs of Supplier: Blowfish Entertainment
Pokémon, we were sceptical. Magic the Gathering is
Price: R314.95 (starter box); R264.95 (themed starter
for adults, and Pokémon is for kids, right? Surely it’s always been
that way? As it turns out, the implication is wrong, but not entirely deck, includes two booster packs)
unfounded. Pokémon is less complex than MtG in that there are
Y
fewer things you can do to make your opponent cry inconsolably, our opponent is tapped out. He used the last of his mana to
but all that does is put 90% of the game in front of both players’ summon a creature you just know he’s had in his hand since
eyes. Simply, you can’t be as much of a bastard in Pokémon as the first round. Next turn, you’re toast. But you’re playing
you can in MtG, because you can’t interrupt your opponent’s turn a blue deck. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, and you’re the
(except for a couple of very limited situations). other tenth. You tap a couple of islands and, quick as a blink of the
The rules are also much easier to understand, which is excellent eye, the smirk on his face has been replaced with a look of horror.
for anyone seeking an introduction to trading card games; and But you’re feeling pretty good about life.
many games tend to play out a little quicker than Magic, which Unless you’ve been living under a rock or some other place
suits practically everyone who doesn’t have endless hours each with no attachment to reality, you’ll be familiar with the feeling
day to be schooled by a 12-year-old. The base rules have remained of playing a round of Magic the Gathering. It’s a thrilling tactical
practically the same since Pokémon’s inception, but as new cards card game that’s been around for 19 years, and is now on its
which come with their own special powers are added, the meta- 13th edition.
game shifts to accommodate new strategies – just like Magic. If you’ve been following the scene, not much has changed with
But perhaps the best thing about Pokémon is its digital the release of M13, compared to the veritable sh*t storm that was
counterpart. Unlike MtG, which has its own online game that’s all- kicked up a couple years back, but there are a ton of new cards to
but entirely removed from the tabletop version, Pokémon online is get your hands on: 249 cards in total, including lands and reprints
an exact replica. It’s also free. Adding cards to your online library is of older cards. The immensely powerful Planeswalkers have made
as simple as it is in real life – every time you buy a premade deck of a return, but perhaps the biggest addition is the Exalted game
cards or a booster pack, you get a code that lets you redeem that mechanic, which is actually a returning mechanic from 2008’s
exact deck or a new random booster online, which allows you to Shards of Alara, that behaves in a similar way to many goblin
test your strategies and get in as many quick games as you’d like mechanics. Pro tip: if you see your opponent begin to lay down a
before taking your deck to a tournament. couple of Exalted creatures, start killing them as soon as possible.

Dust Tactics Rogue Trader Munchkin
Core Set Revised Core Rulebook Supplier: Wizards
Supplier: Skycastle Games Supplier: Outer Limits Price: R250
Price: R899.95 Price: R720
Munchkin is a funny little game. It sits in the
If the idea of Warhammer has always A deep role-playing game system set in the corner, mocking your other role-playing and
appealed to you, but not the effort required Warhammer 40K universe, Rogue Trader trading card games for their complexities and
to get a game going, then Dust Tactics might features a highly flexible character creation steep learning curves, and strives to deliver
be just what you’re looking for. Units in this and progression system, a dynamic rules a hilarious, sneaky, and not-at-all-simple
alternate history, science-fiction strategy system and space combat. The book features experience of its own. It’s a card game for up
game come pre-assembled and don’t require everything you and your party need to get to six players that can best be described as a
painting (but you can if you’d like to), and going, including a campaign setting and mixture of MtG, Monopoly and those game
include stat cards to help you stay on top of bestiary. All you need to add is a few sets of books from way back when, which makes
the game without constantly referring to a dice and a table of willing participants. Pizza is sense, since Steve Jackson is the mind behind
rule book or Codex. The Core Set includes optional, but encouraged. this game.
two small armies, fold-out battle boards and
everything you need to get started.
Quarriors Descent: Journeys in the HeroClix Avengers &

Supplier: Skycastle Games
Dark Second Edition Batman
Price: R599.95 Supplier: Skycastle Games Supplier: Skycastle Games
Price: R899.95 Price: R250 (starter set); R40 (single figure)
This is one game that will take you and your
friends a few hours of head-scratching and If you enjoy RPGs, but find all of that role- HeroClix has been around for a few years now,
shrugging to figure out, but when you do, playing stuff a bit silly, then Descent might be and its popularity tends to rise and subside
the speed at which Quarriors is played will just the ticket. It’s no less complex than the in waves as new editions are introduced.
impress you. This deck-building game uses the venerable D&D, but forces players to stick to Clearly, the Batman- and Avengers-themed
randomness of dice roles to allow you to build the grid-based game board like glue. There’s sets are aiming for a rise in popularity, and
up your forces of creatures and spells as you a Game Master, dubbed “The Overlord”, with so many more on the way, including sets
play, with players drawing from a common pool who manages the quests and places terrain based on Assassin’s Creed, The Hobbit and DC
of cards during the game, all while fending off pieces on the table as players set out on their Comics, it looks like HeroClix is here to stay.
attacks from opponents. adventures. We wouldn’t go as far as calling
this the perfect RPG for newcomers, but it
would be a great place to start if the idea of
D&D puts you off.

FEATURE Tabletop Essentials
Wonderland Dominion Wallace & Gromit’s

Supplier: Steampunk Comics Supplier: Boardgames.co.za
Fleeced!
Price: R450 Price: R532 Supplier: Wizards
Price: R395
A board game with a few twists, Wonderland It might sound rude to call Dominion the card-
uses artwork from the Zenescope comics (the based version of Catan, but that’s kind of what it In simple terms, this is a very silly game.
ones with all the big-boobed girls and smug- feels like. You play as a monarch who attempts Played out on a good old board with good old
looking guys) and is set in the world of the same to take over the land (the unruly peasants are markers and regular six-sided dice, Fleeced!
name, and pits players against each other to in need of some civilisation, according to the sees players attempt to round up errant sheep
see who can survive this insane world. There’s a game’s blurb) by amassing wealth, land, soldiers in the town and steal those belonging to
small element of combat, plenty of chance with and other cards that’ll make your opposition other players. The game package is filled with
players drawing cards at certain points, and a think twice about trying to muscle in on your high quality playing pieces, including a bag
bit of backstabbing to keep things interesting. action. Its relatively simple base rules mean you of sheep and six sheep whistles that players
should be up and running in no time. must blow almost every turn. Expect lots of
noise and plenty of laughter – this is one for
the family, the kids, or even a pack of adults in
a foolish mood.
The Settlers of Catan Dungeons & Dragons Star Wars X-Wing

Supplier: Wizards
Starter Set Miniatures Game
Price: R450 Supplier: Wizards Supplier: Skycastle Games
Price: R330 Price: R474.95
Catan is one of those games that you’ve
inevitably encountered at gaming stores, With its plethora of books, D&D can get It can’t be easy to translate spaceship dog-
usually with a group of very serious men expensive, and, despite how much we enjoy it, fi ghting to a board game format, but the Star
crowded over the game board with scowls we know that it’s not for everyone. So, if you’ve Wars X-Wing game manages to do just that.
on their faces. But, like most games of this been considering getting into this game but It’s also pretty complex, but newcomers to
type, it actually isn’t too difficult to get into. aren’t keen to dish out the cash just yet, pick the game are greeted (actually, it’s insisted
It also looks rather nice, with its hexagonal up this handy starter set. It includes slimmed- upon) with a simplifi ed rule set for their
terrain pieces and neat little wooden game down versions of the Player’s Handbook and fi rst couple of games – nice. Additional
pieces that fill the board as you attempt to Dungeon Master’s Guide for D&D 4th Edition, as expansions that allow for more players to
win control over the island of Catan from your well as a set of polyhedral dice, dungeon map, play at once or give you access to new ships
opponents. Anyone who hasn’t yet given this blank character sheets, power cards and game and tactics can be purchased once you feel
game a chance owes it to themselves to do so tokens – everything you need to get started. comfortable with the full rules.
as soon as possible.
Please note: Most of these games will be demoed and on sale at the rAge Expo in JHB, 5-7 October.

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DETAILS
Release date
Q1 2013
Platforms
360 / PC / PS3
Genre
Role-playing game
Developer
Obsidian
Entertainment
Website
www.stickoftruth.com
Publisher
THQ
South Park:
The Stick of Truth
Will this stick be true, or is it just another shtick of poo?
F
inally, a South Park game! It’s not the The costumes the
first one, sure. Throwing urine-soaked gang wears (and the
snowballs at turkeys was amusing, classes they play)
but South Park on the Nintendo 64 was seem based on the
South Park episode
crap. South Park: Chef’s Luv Shack? – A
The Return of the
bastardisation of Mario Party without the
Fellowship of the Ring
Mario, Party or anything resembling fun. There to the Two Towers.
was that South Park Let’s Go Tower Defense
Play game for Xbox LIVE Arcade, but we all
know tower defence isn’t a real game. Nobody
even remembers South Park Rally’s trashy
karting. And we don’t speak of South Park:
Tenorman’s Revenge. That way was madness.
So, ignoring the previous five games: finally,
a South Park game! It’s got a pretty decent
developer as well, but as we discovered with
Sonic Chronicles: The
Dark Brotherhood “Suddenly, a bunch of kids regulars (battling
(developed by the imaginary foes while
apparently prestigious dressed as elves invade dressed in papercraft
BioWare), that doesn’t Cartman’s back yard and fantasy gear) ignore
always guarantee you, as you wander
anything.
piss in his kiddie pool, which the streets of town.
Stick of Truth starts a combat sequence.” Stick of Truth faithfully
follows the trials of mimics the show’s
“the new kid”, a.k.a. you, as you try to become paper-cutout style (even though the show
a part of the gang. You’ve just moved to South is done entirely in computer-animation
Park, and before you’re even unpacked your software), so everything is charmingly flat and themed appropriately, like the “Revival Tacos”
parents chase you out of the house so they badly animated. used to resurrect fallen party members.
can have sex. Initially, Stan and the other The effervescent Butters is the first kid “Killing” enemies gives you experience,
to acknowledge your presence, you bump get enough experience and you level up,
into him while he’s LARPing (Live Action gaining new attack abilities and better stats
Role-Playing) as “Butters the Merciful”. He that influence what equipment you can wear.
instructs you to meet with The Wizard, who After the first battle, your name changes
ends up being Cartman. The role-playing from Douchebag to Butthole. Nice. It’s all
begins when Cartman asks for your name, just harmless fun and games, the kids playing
but no matter what you enter, he calls you at being fantasy characters in an epic battle,
Douchebag anyway. Suddenly, a bunch of until in typical South Park style, the fantasy
kids dressed as elves invade Cartman’s back becomes reality.
yard and piss in his kiddie pool, which starts a Here’s the real selling point though:
combat sequence. The battle system is entirely Kinect support . Not for the voice
Obsidian Entertainment is composed of members cribbed from the Paper Mario and Mario & commands during battle, no. You can use
from the defunct Black Isle Studios, who were Luigi games. Your turn-based attacks are made it to insult Cartman, and the fatass will
responsible for Fallout (1997), Planescape: more powerful by stopping a swing-meter in respond appropriately. Sweet.
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Platforms
360 / PS3
Genre
Action
Developer
Ninja Theory
Website
DmC: Devil May Cry www.devilmaycry.

com
Publisher
Ninja Theory’s grimy reimagining of a cult classic HANDS ON Capcom
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Theory’s reimagining of the
venerable Devil May Cry series,
many fans of Hideki Kamiya’s originals were
livid. Here they were being presented with a
redesigned Dante who was nothing like the
original character, and for most fans of the
series, Dante is Devil May Cry.
I can’t comment on whether or not this is
true because I haven’t played any of the other
Devil May Cry games. I have, however, played
two hefty chunks of Ninja Theory’s version,
and I’ve got to admit
that what I played “He definitely won’t appeal version of Dante
I wholeheartedly is destined to find
enjoyed. A large part to everyone, but he’ll be a place among
of what appealed memorable – I’m willing to their collection
was the character of memorable
of Dante. He’s an
put money on that.” characters. He
obnoxiously cocky definitely won’t
antihero, but he’s also entertaining. Ninja appeal to everyone (you don’t need to look
Theory has always prided themselves on hard to find somebody denouncing Ninja
character development, and I think their Theory’s efforts), but he’ll be memorable –
I’m willing to put money on that.
The game takes place in Limbo City,
a contemporary metropolis run by a tone is the amount of social commentary
malevolent demon organisation that has Ninja Theory has included in their reimagining.
masked its presence from mankind. Only a Virility, for example, is an energy drink that’s
rebel group called The Order stands against marketed to Limbo City’s population. It’s not
them. The head of The Order is Virgil, Dante’s exactly healthy and one of the missions Dante
twin brother – he requests Dante’s help to undertakes is to shut down Virility production.
end the demons’ hold on Limbo City. Dante It turns out that Virility is “manufactured” by
himself is a social misfit who is wanted by the a giant, maggoty demon worm that is, in no
Limbo City police force. Ninja Theory’s DmC: uncertain terms, revolting. This culminates in
Devil May Cry is most definitely a radical an epic boss battle with Dante grappling from
Ninja Theory has loaded
departure from the original four titles. platform to platform above a Virility acid pit.
their reimagining
with satire and social Another departure from the original series’ Dante can switch between demonic and
commentary. Fox News angelic attacks on the fly by holding the right
is satirised in the game or left triggers respectively. Mid-air combo
as the Raptor News juggling is still there as are the style rankings
Network – a news doled out after each encounter. I’ve played all
channel run by demons of Ninja Theory’s games and DmC: Devil May
to feed humanity Cry has the superior combat system by far.
misinformation and
I’m really looking forward to the game. It
incite paranoia.
won’t appeal to the stalwart Devil May Cry fans
who have already snubbed the reimagining,
but for those approaching the series for the
first time, or for those who are fans of this
genre, there’s a lot to be excited about.
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Release date
May 2013
Platforms
360 / PC / PS3
Genre
Third-person action
Remember Me adventure
Developer
Dontnod
Because there’s never too much cyberpunk Entertainment
Website
www.dont-nod.com
R
emember Me’s setup ticks all the right
cyberpunk boxes: shady corporations, Publisher
a technologically enslaved population, Capcom
chip implants in humans, wet city streets
with plenty of neon billboards, and a kickass
protagonist who can kill people by scrambling
their memories. Set in “Neo-Paris” in the year
2084, memories have become a commodity
that can be bought and sold to anyone.
Remember Me
Players take on the role of Nilin, a highly
was supposed to
trained “Memory Hunter” whose job it was be a PlayStation 3
to steal, erase and remix targets’ memories. exclusive, but after a
Fearing her power and seeing her as a falling out between
potential threat, the government arrests her, Dontnod and Sony, the
wipes her memories and throws her into the game has since gone
Bastille prison. The game begins with Nilin’s multi-platform.
escape and her
setting out to reclaim “Set in Neo-Paris in the year a recent break-up
her stolen memories. between Forlan
Remember Me
2084, memories have become and his wife. By
looks very promising a commodity that can be manipulating various
with a good mix parts of the scene,
of exploration and
bought and sold to anyone.” the memory would
combat. Gameplay play out differently.
areas seem expansive and the streets of In this case, Nilin removed the safety latch
Neo-Paris buzz with life and atmosphere. on a gun Forlan was holding. This resulted in
One mission that was shown off involved him shooting his wife during the argument.
Nilin having to assassinate a target called Once memory remixing was finalised, Nilin
Frank Forlan. She did so by locating him in his left Forlan’s mind and the viewpoint returned
office and then positioning herself outside to the game world where we watched
the window. From there she was able to hack the repercussions of remixing the target’s
into the target’s mind to remix his memories. memory. In his newly remixed memory,
Doing so pulled the player out of the game- Forlan shot his wife; wracked by guilt, this
world and into Forlan’s memory, which had a results in him committing suicide in the game
completely different aesthetic. The memory world. His wife was not actually dead in the
almost looked like a set from a theatre game world, but Forlan didn’t know that.
stage, hovering in mid-air and populated by It all sounds great on paper and most
a few key props and people. This particular of what was shown off certainly looked
memory that Nilin was manipulating was of intriguing, but there are a few areas that
could do with a nip-tuck before release.
Despite making an official For a start, voice acting is a mixed bag, with
debut at Gamescom 2012, Nilin’s voice actor (Kezia Burrows) ranging
Remember Me was actually from convincing to utterly cringe-worthy.
at Gamescom 2011 albeit Secondly, Nilin’s movements seem a little stiff
under the name Adrift.
when she’s running or when she’s vaulting
The game’s core principles
over obstacles. For a game that features lots
haven’t changed much since
then, but Dontnod has only of acrobatic traversal, it’s a bit of an eyesore.
recently had their game Still, those are subjective observations and
picked up by Capcom. Remember Me is still quite a few months
away from release. Why yes, I do remember
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TBA 2013
Platforms
PS3
Genre
Platform
Developer
SCE Japan Studio
Puppeteer Website
www.
worldwidestudios.net/
A new platform game with a very creative twist japan
Publisher
G
avin Moore, the game director from Sony Computer
Sony’s SCE Japan Studio, is sick to Entertainment
death of obsessing over making
hyper-realistic games. The final straw was
when his son spent half an hour with a brand
new game before putting the controller
aside, sighing about how he’d played the
game before, and then running outside
to play in the garden instead. Moore’s son With a fixed camera
hadn’t played the game before, but to him it perspective came
felt like every other game he’d played – the a freeing up of
PlayStation 3 system
hyper realism and technology had reached a
resources. That extra
dead end and he was now bored of gaming.
processing power is
As a result, Moore set out to design a game now used to render
to reawaken his son’s imagination – and so 140 individual stage
Puppeteer was born. lights for the puppet
This new and exclusive IP for the theatre. The result is
PlayStation 3 plays breath-taking.
out as a puppet
show, albeit an “the unique and quirky witch and her cat,
interactive one with design gives it a Tim Burton Yin Yang. With cat in
platforming game tow, Kutaro sets off
mechanics. It’s meets LittleBigPlanet vibe” to steal the Moon
taken Moore’s team Bear King’s magical
three years to get this far, mainly because scissors, reclaim his devoured head and find a
everything has been animated by hand. Your way back home. If that plot doesn’t reawaken
viewpoint never moves from the stage area, a kid’s imagination, then nothing will.
but the game world moves and slides into Central to the game’s core mechanics is
view just like the props and sets in a theatre. collecting different heads for Kutaro. You’ll
In a sense, the world of Puppeteer revolves find various heads hidden throughout the
around you the player. game, and each one grants Kutaro a different
You play as a boy called Kutaro who is ability. Obviously a few of the heads will
kidnapped by the evil Moon Bear King and be really well hidden, but you’ll be able to
taken away to a castle on the moon. Kutaro, backtrack to find anything you might have
like many of the other kidnapped children, missed. You’ll be able to swap heads at any
is turned into a puppet. It doesn’t take long moment, but you can only ever have three
before Kutaro angers the Moon Bear King in your inventory. If you take damage from
who then eats Kutaro’s head and throws the a trap or enemy, Kutaro’s head will pop
boy’s puppet body aside. Luckily that is not off. You’ll have a limited amount of time to
the end of Kutaro, who finds help from a retrieve the head before you lose a life.
Puppeteer looks set to be another strong
Bunraku is a form of traditional
exclusive for Sony’s PlayStation 3. Despite
Japanese puppetry. In this type
of puppet show the background the game being made with kids in mind,
scenes are constantly moving and the unique and quirky design gives it a Tim
changings around the puppets. Burton meets LittleBigPlanet vibe, which is
This was a big inspiration for good enough to make us wholeheartedly
Puppeteer and as such the game’s on board.
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Nearly every team involved in making Star Wars

movies is on board: Industrial Light & Magic,
Skywalker Sound and Lucasfilm Animation. Star
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listing for this game; see all the Release date
question marks under the category for TBA
Platforms? That’s because no matter how Platforms
hard journalists pressed the LucasArts team ???
at Gamescom, the developers refused to Genre
comment on the game’s intended platforms. Third-person action
They are masters at sidestepping direct adventure
questions. Everyone who has seen the Developer
video clips of the game will be able to agree LucasArts
that there is no way in hell Star Wars 1313 Website
is coming to current generation consoles. www.starwars1313.
The live gameplay that was shown off at com
Gamescom just exemplified this unlikelihood. Publisher
It was running on a high-end PC powered by LucasArts
NVIDIA hardware,
and what we saw of the Republic for
of the game was
“Twi’lek prostitutes working Episodes 1 to 3, and
unbelievable. the streets and crime the seat of the Empire
Star Wars 1313 is rotting the level from the for Episodes 4 to 6.
an action adventure The entire planet
game set in the inside out.” is one massive city
original trilogy made up of multiple
timeline of the Star Wars films. In the game layers. Who knew there were as many as 1313
you play as a bounty hunter who LucasArts levels on Coruscant?
is yet to formally introduce. In fact, the Level 1313 is the seediest of seedy
character you’ve seen in the gameplay underbellies, with homeless creatures
footage released so far is probably not the huddled around fires burning in old R2 droids,
final design; LucasArts representatives kept Twi’lek prostitutes working the streets and
reiterating that the character we were seeing crime rotting the level from the inside out. It
was merely a placeholder. As a bounty hunter, is the most dangerous area in the Star Wars
you’ll only have access to “conventional” universe and is most definitely a side of the
weaponry so don’t expect Force powers and franchise that fans have never seen before.
lightsabers in this game. The game is being designed around
The game takes place on the planet of three core concepts: being a bounty
Coruscant; or rather it takes place underneath hunter, surviving level 1313, and playing
the city of Coruscant. For those whose Star a cinematic experience. Core gameplay
Wars canon is a little rusty, Coruscant is the mechanics shown off included cover-based
capital planet in the galaxy. It is the home shooting from a third-person perspective
and platform sequences. If you’re looking
In the extended Star Wars
for a comparison, think along the lines
fiction, Boba Fett once
used the alias CT-1313. This of Uncharted with lots of set pieces and
connection led many to cinematic moments.
believe that LucasArts was Star Wars 1313 is still very much a mystery
making a game starring the title. There are no offi cial platforms, no
franchise’s most famous tentative release date and no identifiable
bounty hunter. The overlaps characters. Needless to say, it’s still very early
are definitely there, but days but one thing is certain: old-school
whether or not Fett will
Star Wars fans have every reason to be
make an appearance in Star
thoroughly excited.
Wars 1313 is still unknown.
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Platforms
Tearaway PSV
Genre
Adventure
A new IP from one of the most creative studios Developer
Media Molecule
W
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help Sony sell gaming hardware, populated with papercraft animals and beasties), www.tearaway.
one of the most prized developers you can expect a fair amount of cutting, pasting, mediamolecule.com
in the manufacturer’s stable has to be Media folding and tearing as you help iota traverse Publisher
Molecule. The British development team that the colourful world. Media Molecule has an Sony Computer
created LittleBigPlanet six years ago is probably unbelievable ability to create the most original Entertainment
responsible for a lot of people deciding to buy a and absorbing game worlds, and the world of
PlayStation 3. Sackboy and his charming, hand- Tearaway looks to continue this tradition.
crafted world was what eventually won me over Your ability to influence the world is powered
and prompted me to by the PlayStation
buy Sony’s current “I can’t shake the feeling Vita’s collection of
console. Now it looks input methods. The
like Media Molecule that Media Molecule is on to rear touch-pad allows
has done it again with something very special here” you to poke your
Tearaway, a new and
exclusive IP for the PlayStation Vita.
Rex Crowle is a
The game stars a little paper envoy called
graphic designer
iota (no capital letter, poor guy) as well as you, who has worked on
the player with “god-like powers”. iota is on a several games. He’s
mission to deliver a very important message, been part of Media
but he has become trapped within the world Molecule since
of Tearaway, so it’s up to you to help him LittleBigPlanet . He’s
reach his destination to deliver his message. continually making
The message is actually for you the player, papercraft animals
and leaving them
and Medial Molecule has promised that every
around the Media
person will get a unique message. How they’re
Molecule offices.
planning on achieving that is still very much This was one of the
under wraps. main inspirations for
The game is an adventure title with Tearaway.
platforming and puzzle elements. Because
fingers seemingly through the back of your

handheld to make them appear in the game.
Once your godly digits have ripped through
the papercraft ground to appear in the world
of Tearaway, you’ll be able to influence various
things ranging from pulleys and trampolines to
bridges and enemies. The built-in microphone
will allow you to shout at the various creatures
in the game, and the camera will let you snap
real-world pictures to re-skin in-game objects
and characters.
Tearaway is looking quite lovely, and Media
Molecule’s unwavering creativity can be seen in
every fold and crease of their papercraft world.
This is a title with a lot of promise and one to
definitely keep an eye on if you’re a PSV owner
clamouring for something new. The overarching
concept of our real-world leaking into the
world of Tearaway (made possible thanks to
augmented reality and clever input ideas) is
You should see the other guy. completely intriguing and I can’t shake the
If you’re feeling arts-and-crafty, the plans for each of feeling that Media Molecule is on to something
the creatures in the game can be printed out to make very special here.
actual papercraft versions of them. Best. Idea. Ever. - Mikit0707

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Family Guy: Total War: Rome II

Back to the Multiverse Think you’ve seen large scale
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Platforms Platforms
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Genre Genre
Third-person action Strategy
Developer Developer
Heavy Iron Studios The Creative Assembly
Website Website
www.activision.com The content demoed showed the siege
and destruction of Carthage in 146 www.totalwar.com
Publisher Publisher
The game is based off the episode entitled BC. It’s the largest city that Creative
Activision SEGA
Road to the Multiverse from season 8 of Assembly has ever recreated for a
the TV series; it’s one of the most highly battle ground. It’s a little sad watching
rated episodes in the show’s history. the whole thing burn.
F B
amily Guy: Back to the Multiverse sees Stewie and Brian y the time Total War: Rome II releases next year, it’ll
travelling between multiple parallel worlds in an attempt to have been nine years since the original Rome: Total War
stop Stewie’s evil twin brother Bertram from recruiting an debuted. According to James Russell, the lead designer for
army. Bertram plans to use that army to kill Stewie. Yeah, that the Total War franchise, the Rome series is the one that gets the
pretty much sounds like Family Guy. most requests for a sequel. Needless to say, fans of Total War
On the surface, the game’s your typical action brawler with are pretty damn excited for Rome II.
light puzzle elements. Honestly, it looks like a fairly standard Creative Assembly has more than 100 people working on the
affair but that’s not why you’ll want to play it. You’ll want to game. They also have a budget that is roughly 40% bigger than
play it for the Family Guy humour and cameos by every single any they’ve ever had. This has allowed the team to develop a
character from the TV series. You’ll also want to play it because, new graphics engine with which to power a much larger and
like the show, it’s not afraid to go against political correctness. more ambitious Rome II. During the behind-closed-doors
The section of the game we saw was called “Handicapable”, session at Gamescom, NAG was shown “pre-pre-alpha” content,
which was set in a parallel universe populated exclusively by but it was all live gameplay. The scale is breath-taking as you
handicapped people. There’s another universe that’s run by can zoom out to see battles with thousands of troops, or zoom
Amish people, but those are just two of the many in the game. right in to see the individual faces of your units complete with
The game is primarily focussed on Stewie and Brian as the expressions and emotions.
playable characters, but during the brief hands-on we got to The over-world, turn-based portion of the series makes a
play as Lois as well so expect character unlocks. All characters return, and Creative Assembly intends to focus on the political
have ranged and melee combat weapons, with Stewie using rivalry that existed between families at the time. It’ll be up to
science-fiction themed guns and golf clubs, and Brian opting you to guide Rome and keep in favour with the senate. Various
for pistols, shotguns and a broken whiskey bottle as his melee historical figures will make an appearance as will many of the
option – you know, because he’s classy. pivotal moments in Rome’s history.
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FEATURE Medal of Honor: Warfighter
IN
2010, EA released a reboot but they’ve headed into the development with the strengths and
of the Medal of Honor weaknesses of the previous game at the forefront of their minds.
franchise. The game was They’ve been working on Medal of Honor: Warfighter since work on
met with mixed opinions the 2010 Medal of Honor wrapped up. Studio head Greg Goodrich is
– more than likely a result not shy in admitting that the development of Medal of Honor 2010
of the market at the time. wasn’t without its difficulties primarily because there were two studios
A year prior to its release, working on two different aspects of the game, each with a different
Activision had released Modern Warfare 2, the game engine. For Warfighter, Danger Close is developing every aspect
sequel to a game that had already proven the of the sequel including the multiplayer. They’ve expanded their team
world was tired of historical military shooters. The and they’ve head-hunted a sizable collection of developers to lend
zeitgeist of the first-person shooter playing masses them a hand – including people from Treyarch (one of the many
had been irrevocably changed, and any publisher Call of Duty developers and the team currently working on Call
not following the trend could have been construed of Duty: Black Ops II). For Goodrich, “it’s one team with one clear
as failing to keep up. Perhaps rather unfairly, when creative vision and obviously one engine, so it’s allowed us to create
EA announced the release of a Medal of Honor this one-game-many-parts feel.” Of course, that “one engine” is the
reboot based on contemporary global events, it phenomenal Frostbite 2.
was not uncommon for those already enraptured The events of the single-player campaign will revolve around two
by Modern Warfare 2 to cry “copycat”. It didn’t playable characters: Stump and Preacher, the latter of which some
help that Medal of Honor 2010’s multiplayer was will remember from 2010’s Medal of Honor. After his deployment
no match for the ludicrously popular offerings of overseas and upon returning home to the US, Preacher finds that his
Modern Warfare 2. As such, Danger Close’s Medal family has fallen apart. Once a terrorist threat (fuelled by an explosive
of Honor reboot lacked the longevity required to called PETN) penetrates US borders, Preacher and other soldiers are
keep it in the gaming public’s consciousness – an forced to fight for their loved ones. The basic premise is supposed to
unfortunate situation considering how enjoyable represent a collision of worlds, as the soldiers’ families that used to
the single-player campaign was. Shirking the be safe at home now find themselves on the battlefield, so to speak.
Hollywood blockbuster styled action sequences The core theme of the plot is sacrifice, and Danger Close is being
common to the Modern Warfare series, Medal of fastidious in their careful treatment of the subject matter. Central to
Honor opted for a more subdued approach with the developer’s design ethos is respect for global military personnel
feet firmly planted in authenticity and probable who have all made sacrifices in some way or another. It’s a sensitive
military scenarios. It was a treat for gamers subject for the “very closed community” that makes up the families
who were looking for believable immersion in a of military people, but after spending some time with Goodrich and
contemporary military shooter, as it was based other key members of Danger Close, it is abundantly clear that they
on the war in Afghanistan rather than improbable feel honoured to be able to tell these stories with the blessing of the
military doomsday scenarios. US military community.
Two years on and Danger Close is poised to Instead of setting the bulk of the game in a single country, the plot
HANDS ON release a direct sequel to their 2010 reboot, will send the player to various hotspots across the globe. Judging by

SPECIAL the snippets of Warfighter shown off so far, it looks of two flags being protected by the defending team. Once a flag was
FORCES like they’ve added a liberal dash of Battlefield 3’s captured, the attacking team needed to hightail it back home with the
action-packed scenarios. Whether that’s a good flag in tow – hence “home run”. There are no respawns in Home Run,
or a bad thing will depend on your opinion of the meaning careful planning is a must and fireteam buddies become all
previous game’s single-player campaign. the more valuable. Support Actions were also deactivated, forcing
During development, more than 30 active and players to rely on traditional skill. After five rounds, attackers and
retired Tier 1 Operatives provided Danger Close with defenders switched.
SASR first-hand accounts and information on what it’s During the hands-on, Danger Close kept emphasising their design
like to be amongst the world’s most skilled military decisions in developing Home Run: they’re targeting an eSports
individuals. Central to any Tier 1 Operative’s work uptake. It’s not difficult to imagine the eSports collective picking up the
is their fireteam buddy. Those working alongside game mode; it’s fast, spectator-friendly and rather similar to Counter-
Danger Close kept reiterating how connected Strike. What’s more, with full Battlelog integration in Warfighter,
JTF2 fireteam buddies become during real-world following multiplayer communities and stat-tracking profiles will add to
missions. Apparently, fireteam partners become that competitive culture.
so in sync with one another that they almost know Multiplayer will ship with six classes: the Assualter (an all-rounder,
exactly what their buddy is going to do before soldier class); Point Man (a frontline recon class); Heavy Gunner; Spec
they’ve even done it. Ops (the fastest class); Sniper; and Demolition Unit. Each class has
At Gamescom 2012, Danger Close showcased three levels of Support Actions that can be charged through usual
KSK
their multiplayer component. Two-man fireteams multiplayer actions like accumulating kills or capturing flags.
have been introduced to Warfighter’s multiplayer. In Additionally, there are twelve Tier 1 Operatives to choose from
any multiplayer match, the maximum player count is ten different countries (three hail from the US). With twelve different
set to 20, with each side comprising a maximum of operatives and six different classes, there are 72 character options to
five fireteams of two players each. This sixth-sense bring into multiplayer. Some of the different operators will bring unique
FSK/HJK connectedness that exists between real-world weaponry to that particular class depending on their country; so for
Operatives has translated into gameplay mechanics example, the German KSK Heavy Gunner carries the MG4, whereas as
as well: you’ll always be able to see your fireteam the British SAS Heavy Gunner carries an M240. Players will be free to
buddy as they’re permanently outlined in a faint create their own two-man fireteam using any combination of these
green glow, even through walls. Tier 1 Operatives – personal choice is another multiplayer cornerstone
GROM “Home Run” was the new multiplayer mode for Danger Close.
shown to press during behind-close-doors sessions It’s clear that Danger Close is taking Warfighter’s multiplayer very
at Gamescom. Danger Close describes the new seriously. They’re targeting the eSports community, creating a more
mode as one that’s “near and dear to [their] hearts.” focussed experience built around the two-man fireteam concept, and
It’s a streamlined take on capture the flag that’s their inclusion of Tier 1 Operatives hailing from different countries is
played on levels with tight confines. The match meant to foster local pride and patriotism on the online battlefield.
Gruppa Alfa
was made up of ten rounds and each side had two Don’t worry, local gamers will be able to represent South Africa despite
fireteam pairs making the match a four-versus-four no official SA Operative being offered for multiplayer – find out how in
competition. An attacking team had to capture one the interview with Greg Goodrich.
UDT/SEALsSIG)
SOG (SSG/SIG)
SAS
If your fireteam partner is killed, you’ll have a

moment to kill his aggressor. If you succeed,
your partner will instantly respawn at your
side. It’s an interesting twist that makes
U.S. Navy SEALs opponents a little trickier to eliminate.
SFOD-D / OGA

Tier 1 Operatives are specialised

members of the US armed forces.
They come from different US
divisions, including: Delta Force,
the NAVY SEALs and the 24th
Special Tactics Squadron from
the US Air Force. They’re used for
unconventional missions and are
overseen by the United States Special
Operations Command, or SOCOM.
“…it is abundantly clear that

[Danger Close] feel honoured
to be able to tell these stories
with the blessing of the US
military community.”
PETN or Pentaerythritol tetranitrate

is a plastic explosive that’s been
used by terrorists. It’s easy to
conceal and has been hidden in
things like shoes and underpants.

Greg Goodrich Interview
Medal of Honor: Warfighter
NAG: You guys have jumped few. So we’ve really just bolstered that effort because
At Gamescom 2012, from Unreal Engine 3 to Frostbite we know we’ve got a lot to prove in multiplayer.
NAG sat down to chat with 2. This is the first time Danger
Close has used Frostbite – how NAG: You’ve got Linking Park coming back for
Danger Close’s studio head was the transition? Warfighter!
GG: Umm, I’ve said it: Frostbite is GG: Yes! How awesome? We worked with them on
1
Greg Goodrich. Greg is a beast – it’s a powerful, powerful The Catalyst and did a gameplay trailer with Joe Hahn
passionate about all things beast and we just tried to tame it. directing, but that wasn’t the official music video for
With any technology change there that song. This time around they came in real early,
military and he and his team are challenges, but we’re learning I pitched them the story, they went away and then
and people have seen the look [of came back a few months later with this song called
have relished the opportunity Warfighter] and I think we’ve done Castle of Glass. It’s a fantastic song – it speaks with
to work alongside some pretty well with the technology. the same tones and to the same community that we
touch on in the game. It’s about a warrior’s life and the
of the world’s top Tier 1 NAG: Your favourite feature sacrifices that are being made overseas and at home.
that you’ve implemented from And so then we were asked to create the official music
Operatives while developing the engine? video for Castle of Glass. This time it’ll be a mix of live-
Medal of Honor: Warfighter. GG: Oh man, just the sheer scale
of things, and the visuals, clearly.
action, gameplay and the band.
Joining Greg in our interview Oh and the animation system NAG: When is that video out?
allows us to have some pretty cool GG: It’ll be out in October. We haven’t set exactly
was a retired Operative looking movements, and that’s when but it’s coming in October. But on top of the
just all a part of Frostbite 2. We get music video, Mike Shinoda is scoring two levels of
called 2 Tyler – his surname guys like Tyler suited up for doing the game along with Ramin Djawadi, who returns
was purposefully withheld the actual motion-capture for us as the composer from the last game. So that’s cool
– you can spend a lot of time and for Linkin Park fans because it’s all new stuff that
for his security – yikes! effort trying to train a stunt man has never been heard before and has been made
on how to move or how to act like especially for Warfighter.
an operator, but if you can actually
1 get operators in the suits doing NAG: One of the hallmarks of the Medal of Honor
the motion-capture, it looks like franchise is authenticity. How have you guys
nothing else. They’ve lived it and ramped that up?
they’ve done it their entire careers GG: We’ve gone really deep into the weapons systems
and it’s just natural. and the tactical nylon gear. We’ve been working with
two dozen partners or so. We’ve been working with
NAG: For Medal of Honor 2010, them to get the gear right. Also, the story was written
the single-player and multiplayer by two soldiers while they were deployed overseas,
were developed by different so you get a very authentic feel to the storyline as well
teams. as the battle-chatter, the dialogue, the locations, the
GG: Yeah, we’re doing it all tactics. So yeah, the original manuscript was written
in-house now at Danger Close by them while they were stationed overseas in 2006.
in L.A. We’ve spent a lot of time We’ve brought all the Medal of Honor goodness [to
bolstering our multiplayer effort the story] as well and have combined the two to
and we’ve got a lot of DNA from make what we have now. And then having Tyler on
2
other studios. A lot of members board fulltime as a producer on the game has proven
from DICE actually came over. absolutely invaluable. You know, to have someone
Kristoff Bergqvist is our creative who has lived the life be there in the studio to help
director for multiplayer and he us on a daily basis to get things right from a tonality
is from the Battlefield team. aspect as well; making sure that we’re portraying
But you know, we’re putting the [military] guys in the proper light and not
our own spin on it and we’ve misrepresenting anything.
got a lot of talent from the L.A.
development scene. NAG: One of things we loved in the 2010 Medal of
Honor was the sound.
NAG: You’ve got some guys from GG: Yeah, that was Erik Kraber and his team. Erik is the
Treyarch helping you now? only guy left – he’s our audio director and he’s been
GG: Yeah, yeah we’ve got quite a on every single Medal of Honor ever made. He gets

BELOW: The soldiers went in two-by-two. The

two-man fireteam concept is now integral to
the game’s online component. Pick a buddy,
team up and keep each other alive.
it and he understands it; he’s sort NAG: Speaking of logistics, Danger Close dealt with a
of the heartbeat of our franchise lot of Tier 1 Operatives to get their input throughout
and he’s done a great job through development?
the years. He’s also won every GG: Yeah, a little over 30 of them. In the last game
award possible for audio and we had about half a dozen and it was a great success.
mixing. Even when it comes down We took care of that trust that was given to us the
to the dialogue, music, score and first time around, and so for Warfighter, more guys
everything – he’s just incredible. just started showing up. At first, [the military] is a very
closed community and they’d much rather have you
NAG: Could you tell us more just leave them alone. They’re quiet professionals
about the meta-game that was and so it took a long time to build that trust and to
announced at EA’s press event get them in the building, but once they came in and
during Gamescom? saw what we were doing and understood our intent,
GG: You know, when we came and then once the game came out and really spoke
out and chose the twelve Tier to that community and paid tribute to them, it was
1 units from ten nations for the at that point that guys started coming out of the
multiplayer, everyone was like: woodworks to offer their help on the next game. It’s
“cool, where’s my country?” been great to have both the Navy and the Army side,
Clearly we can’t do them all and as well as the OGA [Other Government Agencies –
so we devised this meta-game think CIA] side; they gave us all sorts of viewpoints
where you essentially win tokens and perspectives. There are commonalities and
by playing and doing deeds on the traits that they all share, but there’re also those little
battlefield, and then you can go to differences that make up these individual units. Little
our social network, Battlelog, and things that you don’t really even expect like if a Navy
spend those tokens to represent guy is engaging a target on the second floor he’ll
whatever nation you want to fight say “upper-deck” whereas an Army guy would say
for. There are 193 in total – all of “second-floor”; “check” versus “roger” and that sort
the United Nations, essentially. of stuff. So we’ve tried to infuse that wherever we
can and have the guys saying what they should in the
NAG: So Tyler, is this the first video proper places.
game you’ve been involved with?
How was the experience? NAG: Tyler, regarding your contribution to the game,
Tyler: Yep, it’s been really good. what aspects are you most proud of?
For me I happened to be in the Tyler: I think the ability to show within the storyline
military but before that and during the sacrifice that’s still happening today. I’m retired,
that I was a gamer. When I got the but there’s still a whole ton of my friends who are
opportunity to give my input on a still going through that steamroller of a lifestyle
first-person shooter game which that bulldozes over everything. So just being able
I’ve played since, hell, since they to show that in a game. For me the best part would
came out, it was a really awesome be to have a kid play it whose dad or mom keeps
“We’ve gone really moment. To have any kind of deploying overseas, and maybe for that kid, through
involvement in the industry was a the game, to understand a little bit better about the
deep into the weapons really awesome opportunity and it sacrifice – to realise that this is what his parents
definitely changed my perspective are doing when they’re gone. If there’s any kind of
systems and the from just playing games to seeing education or awareness that’s raised with anyone in
the work that goes into them. I general, but especially a kid for me, that seems like
tactical nylon gear. didn’t realise the amount of work a very worthy cause.
that goes into a game – it’s pretty GG: Yeah, one of the guys we worked with on
We’ve been working unbelievable. Especially for a Medal of Honor 2010 played through that game
first-person shooter because of twice with his son, level by level. He was in that
with two dozen the multiplayer and the amount of fi ght. Since it was so authentic and inspired by the
work that goes into balancing that. best traits of a lot of those soldiers, he said his son
partners or so. We’ve It’s just mindboggling. It’s been an was like, on every level, “Hey dad, do you know this
awesome experience to learn what’s guy?” And he would just have to say, “Yeah I know
been working with them behind the curtain and to be able to that guy.” It helped the son connect to what his
give my input and my opinion as a dad did overseas.
to get the gear right.” military person, but also as a gamer. - Mikit0707

/ REVIEWS /
REVIEWSINTRO
When making an omelette it’s okay to break a few eggs. What they don’t tell you is that
sometimes you find rotten eggs – meet your reviewing team.
Tell everyone a secret, something not commonly known about you.
Keep it clean; remember your parents read NAG too.
RedTide Miktar Azimuth Mikit0707 GeometriX Barkskin

Easy one… I I’ve lived in seven I’ve never played I can’t go near I have never finished I used to be a comic
don’t have any different countries, System Shock. PLEASE Queenstown airport Final Fantasy VII, book super villain.
qualifications at all to went to over 11 DON’T FIRE ME. because I once got despite it being I got kicked out of
do this job. No course primary-schools, five drunk and sprinted one of my favourite the mega-exclusive
in grammar, spelling, high-schools, one down the runway games of all time. Comic Book Super
or even how to do middle-school, at one naked. I’m not making Villain Club because
good sentences. point could speak four this up. It’s no great I’m incapable
All you need to languages, and I have loss because, well, it’s of choosing evil
command is a loud a Diploma in Digital Art Queenstown. dialogue choices.
clear voice. and Animation.
MINIREVIEWS
Kinda like regular reviews, only bite-sized and with less of those pesky words.
HYBRID RESONANCE
Hybrid is an online shooter with a catch: This new title from the stables of “indie
you don’t have freedom of movement, but publisher” Wadjet Eye and developer Vince
rather jetpack between clusters of cover Twelve sees players taking on the roles of four
distributed around symmetrical levels. characters as they attempt to stop a powerful
There’s a learning curve, but it makes scientific device from falling into the wrong
Hybrid rather refreshing. hands. The setup is simple, but the game plays
Matches take place between two out in a way that is both unique and sometimes
factions: Paladins and Variants, with painfully clunky – probably because it’s unique.
a maximum of three people per team. Resonance uses a combination of
Combat can be frenetic, which sometimes regular dialogue options for chatting with
results in multiplayer matches that last characters and a mix of short-term and
less than a minute. It’s multiplayer gaming long-term memory for each player. STMs
for people with a limited appetite for can be captured from the environment by
online interaction, and I think that’s why dragging in any object with which you can
I enjoyed it. I never felt penalized for interact; LTMs are granted at key points in the
not working with my team. The concise story. The result of this system is a modern
nature of matches means you can do conversion of the text parser that lets you ask
your own thing and still make signifi cant other characters about literally anything in
contributions to winning the round. the game. And, like the humble text parser, it
There’s also a persistent map meta-game leads to a lot of guesswork and a potentially
that plays out in seasons. At the start you’re irritating experience when you get stuck.
asked to pick a faction (they’re the same wins 100 Dark Matter points, the season It has its problems, but Resonance is an
aside from aesthetics) and then you’re ends, the map resets and a otherwise well put-together
given the map to pick a warzone. The new season starts. It’s a neat adventure game that’s not
faction that wins the majority of matches
in that warzone gains 20 Dark Matter points
towards season victory. Once a faction
idea that gives every match
a feeling of contributing to a
larger war effort.
75 afraid to take risks. Thankfully,
that’s what this industry is
there for.
70
“Hey ball sack, Jagged REVIEW
Alliance is not an SCORES
Apex game, it’s a
Silverscreen game.” GUIDELINE
– Name withheld Here at NAG, our reviewers are gamers
first, and, while we strive to be as objective
as possible with our reviews, each reviewer
has their own preferences, opinion and
style that will come through in their
reviews. It’s not an exact science – anyone
telling you otherwise is fibbing. We love
playing games and, sometimes, certain
Ramjet SAVAGE ShockG genres and series will stand out for an
I have no secrets...
but it is a little known
I was a great fast
bowler in high
Out of all the
extracurricular
individual reviewer; it’s not uncommon for
fact that I have school; it’s how I activities I did during those preferences to reflect in their review
ambitions towards got my nickname my tenure at school,
owning a bonsai SAVAGE, which has there was none I was
score. Having said that, we’ve put together
nursery. My other stuck with me till more dedicated to this little guide to help you understand how
obsession... today. Be afraid. than the choir/music
group.
we rate our games – more or less.
1-39 This game is broken, both technically and in

terms of gameplay. Even if you get it to run,
playing it is a painful experience that you wouldn’t wish upon
your worst enemy.
40-49 It barely functions, but there’s little real

game here. Maybe if you got it for free
WEBSCORES you’d spend a few hours with it, but it’s not something you’d
recommend to friends.
How do we measure up? We scour the Net

to find out what the rest of the world thinks. 50-59 Acceptable, but nothing special. It’s generic
in every conceivable way, but it’s solid
enough and might be worth spending some time hunting for
achievements.
BORDERLANDS
2
NEW SUPER
MARIO BROS. 2 60-69 Now we’re getting somewhere. This game
is good; it has something interesting
about it, and fans of the genre or series should enjoy it, but
NAG: 94 NAG: 80
Metacritic: N/A Metacritic: 78 something significant holds it back from greatness and might
Gamerankings: N/A Gamerankings: 78 prevent newcomers from latching on.
DARKSIDERS II RESIDENT EVIL 6

NAG: 92
Metacritic: 84
NAG: 58
Metacritic: xx
70-79 This game is solid. Anyone who enjoys this
type of genre will have a great time and
could finish it without too much aggravation. It shows care and
Gamerankings: 85 Gamerankings: xx
polish, but falls short in a number of areas.
DUST: AN SLEEPING DOGS

ELYSIAN TAIL
NAG: 90
NAG: 87
Metacritic: 80
80-89 Excellence has been achieved; a game that
you’d happily play through multiple times
and recommend to friends. It adds interesting, if imperfect,
Metacritic: 83 Gamerankings: 81
Gamerankings: 83 advancements to the genre or series, or ticks all the expected
TRANSFORMERS: boxes with flair and polish. It’s technically superior to many
GUILD WARS 2 FALL OF other games but perhaps misses an opportunity or two, or
NAG: 95 CYBERTRON doesn’t innovate enough.
Metacritic: 93 NAG: 80
Gamerankings: 92
LEGENDS OF
Metacritic: 80
Gamerankings: 81 90-100 As close to perfection as possible.
This game is highly innovative; it has
incredible visuals; it plays like a dream and you can’t get
PEGASUS enough of it. You have to look for faults just to avoid giving it
NAG: 40 a perfect score. You’ll go back and play this in ten years and
Metacritic: 36
shed a tear of joy when you do.
Gamerankings: 30

/ REVIEWS /
Borderlands 2
This ain’t no place for no hero
DETAILS
T
his is an easy review to write. Just tell the Borderlands last three years have been kind to the game engine. If you
fanatics what they want to hear – how absolutely have the right kind of card you can turn on the NVIDIA Platforms
sweetly awesome this game is and how they’re going PhysX and enjoy the way material shreds, water flows and 360 / PC / PS3
to love the Claptrap out of it and be done. Just make sure explosions explode. Not only will you need to shield your Genre
you keep it unbiased and for the sake of professionalism try eyes from the particles swirling around your head but you’ll First-person
and find a few things wrong with it. also need to pay attention to the extra detail all over the shooter
The first part is easy; this is Borderlands 2 and Gearbox is place. Compared to this new Pandora, the original feels Age restriction
doing it so it’s easy to love. Hands up if you’ve been gushing barren. There are new environments; the starkest being 18
over the videos, and who hasn’t been drooling over that the ice and snow levels and the green toxic goo maps. You Multiplayer
sexy collector’s edition loot box? Of course if you missed can also find idyllic city bits, desert bits and rocky mountain Local
out on the first game you’ll be wondering what all the fuss bits. There are underground bunkers and floating cities None
is about. So let’s get started here, at the end of the first and you’ll even get to see Claptrap’s “home”. If that’s not Online
Borderlands. enough then pop past Fink’s Slaughter house and see how 4 players
In the first game your character is a vault hunter, hunting many waves of enemies you can crush while some epic Developer
for a vault of treasure on the planet Pandora (no, not the techno/rave music keeps the adrenaline pumping. The city Gearbox
one from Avatar). You could choose to play one of four of Sanctuary is your base of operations and where you’ll Software
different character types and one of the game’s big features find a few familiar faces from the original game. It’s a new Website
was having millions of guns. The game’s graphics use city with a new name but it really feels just like home. In www.
illustrative/cel-shading/cartoon-like (pick one) styling, case you’re wondering — you will benefit if you played the borderlands2.
giving the world and characters a unique look. Besides original, but it’s not essential and the game makes more com
all the technical stuff, Borderlands has heaps of humour than enough sense to keep newcomers interested. It’s just Publisher
and outlandish flair. It was a shooter at heart but the ever that much better if you’ve been to Pandora before – the 2K Games
improving weapons and upgrades meant it was also a bit of developers have taken what seems to be a great deal of Distributor
a RPG. It was amazing and sold millions and scored highly time and pleasure making veterans feel at home. Megarom
(92 in NAG December 2009). Other new things in the game include Eridium, a mineral
Borderlands 2 picks up a short while after the original on the planet that affects almost everything in the game in
vault was opened and we now find there is another vault varying degrees. In some instances it’s abused to mutate
that a nasty asshole called Handsome Jack of the Hyperion animals into more deadly versions and in others to add a
Corporation is trying to open. Again there are four different little spark to the weapons. There is also a new dealer in
character types to select (including a fifth if you pre-ordered town that will take Eridium off your hands to upgrade your
the game). The same graphical style has been used but the backpack and ammunition capacity. The mineral can now

Borderlands 2
The characters in the game world are what really

make it fun and interesting. The voice acting,
characters, events, problems and solutions all work
together to bring the player a vividly imagined world.
be found all over Pandora – it seems opening that vault had

far greater implications than anyone imagined. There is a
bar in Sanctuary run by Moxxi from the original Borderlands
1 2
DLC, Mad Moxxi’s Underdome Riot. In the bar you can play
the slot machines and win everything from new guns to
bars of Eridium.
Each of the four characters has an upgradable ability;
Axton (the commando), for example, has a turret. With
each level up you can unlock or increase the potency of
new abilities for the turret such as greater accuracy or the
ability to mount on any surface. There are multiple locked
3
pathways for the upgrades and there’s something to suit
all playing styles. If you don’t like what you’ve unlocked
you can always reset the allocated points for a small fee.
But that’s not all; as you kill bad guys and monsters you
unlock badass points which you can use to improve your
shield recharge rate or how much melee damage you
cause. The increments are small but you keep them after
you’ve finished the game so eventually all those small
percentages add up.
Other sequel changes look like this: Players can change
their look (face), outfit and name; there is a new vehicle
type to unlock; you can store items in a vault; you can
leave items for your other characters in a special Claptrap
safe; there is a new elemental effect called slag. Enemies
covered in slag are easier to kill (this works the other way
around too). Essentially, for a sequel, there are many tweaks
1 So… Do you come here often? and additions and things you’ll be discovering deep into
the game. It all feels very refined and tested and complete.
2 See this guy here. Shoot him in the face. That’s the whole mission. Not in the knee,
Along with all these improvements and new ideas it’s really
just the face.
just more of the same Borderlands goodness that made the
3 Godly guns like this will make you think you’ve broken the game they’re so deadly. original so popular. The developers have been smart and
haven’t messed around with the formula – it’s more of the
same but much better.

/ REVIEWS /
SO WHAT’S IT LIKE REALLY?

It’ll take you around 30 hours to finish the main campaign
(including about 10% of the side-missions). If you play it 4
properly and take it slow you’re looking at around 40-50+
hours. The game shows its guts and genius in the side-
missions so if you’re planning on rushing it, don’t bother.
You’ll find yourself arranging a twisted tea party that ends
with a little torture, you’ll grapple with an AI system that
keeps lying to you and Claptrap will ask you to collect 139,
377 brown rocks because you’re his minion. But that’s not
all; if you turn in your mission to different NPC, you will get
different rewards.
The characters in the game world are what really
make it fun and interesting. The voice acting, characters, 4 The rare Borderlands 2 treasure goblin – hard to kill but so worth it.
events, problems and solutions all work together to bring
5 Cute as a button, deadlier than a sack full of cobras.
the player a vividly imagined world. It feels very real and
very dysfunctional with the kind of depth that’ll have you 6 The game is stuffed full of new and old monsters. Some even have complex (and
thinking it runs by itself while you’re at work and dealing deadly) life cycles.
with real life. There is good humour around all the corners,
none of it feels forced and there’s never a mission that
won’t have you smiling or shaking your head in disbelief at
what you’ve just done, heard or seen. The story is simple upgrading some part of your equipment and if not it’s
enough but the magic is in how it’s told. The bazillion guns because you just prefer the way a certain sniper rifle feels.
thing is all true. No two guns are the same in Borderlands It’s really quite amazing how all this variety feels so natural.
2, they look, feel, sound and even function differently and A bazillion is no exaggeration. Hell, it’s even got its own
sometimes, if you’re lucky, you’ll find a gun that makes you treasure goblins.
feel like you’ve broken the game. It’ll have you smirking and
looking around to see who’s watching as you effortlessly WHAT’S WRONG WITH IT?
kill enemies that two minutes ago were making you cry. This is going to be a very short read. There’s nothing
The upgrades are generous and each mission will see you really wrong with the game. In fact, not a single tiny bug
cropped up anywhere during the first play through which
is a remarkable achievement. If you’re looking hard for
problems you can start with enemy intelligence – it’s
basic and predictable so the only real challenge comes
from overwhelming numbers of bad guys or sheer brute
force and armour points. Flying enemies come at you in
predictable patterns and you just have to wait for heads to
pop up when sniping. Ammunition can get scarce if you try
5 and use all the different ammunition types in one session
instead of focusing on two or three. This does get a little
tiresome on longer missions, but thankfully save points
are plentiful and there are plenty little boxes all over the
game world filled with stuff. The new user interface is a
little confusing to use initially but gets the job done if you
persevere. But again, this is just looking hard for problems
and nothing negatively detracts from the overall experience.
Borderlands 2 will have you grinning from the opening
cinematic until the crazy fight at the end. The whole
experience is a work of wonder and a labour of love.
Everything in the game has been done for a reason, it’s
intelligently designed, fun to play and will leave you
wanting more. It also achieves all these feats effortlessly.
There’s no need to tell gamers to buy it because it’s already
probably on pre-order. Well done Gearbox, you guys rocked
this one hard like we knew you would.
6 - RedTide
Borderlands 2 is the perfect sequel. It’s fun,

witty, exciting, addictive, and compelling and
94 stuns with smart choices and snappy design. It’s
a work of art and a labour of love and as many
other positive clichés you can think of. More importantly –
it’s better than the original.
PLUS
Characterisation / Side-missions / Story telling
You can play it again
MINUS
Ammunition can be scarce / Predictable enemies / It ends

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Resident Evil 6
Now with more sniper rifles!
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After all, not all of our readers are into genre X or 360 / PC / PS3
game franchise Y, but the pure loathing for the Resident Evil Genre
brand that has grown on me over the course of playing Resi Action
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guys just rappelled in through the ceiling, just like in Call com/6
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Are you sold yet? Me neither, and I think I just shed about
a million brain cells. Well then, with those few that I have
1 In addition to split-screen or online co-operative play for

the campaigns, Resi 6 includes two multiplayer modes. Horde
defence mode The Mercenaries has made a return, which is
always good for a laugh, and Agent Hunt Mode allows you to
join in a friend’s game to play as the infected. Neat! Additional
multiplayer modes will be made available after launch as
premium DLC.
left I can continue, and I’ll start by saying that the above is
probably how Capcom envisioned their audience would
respond to this sad excuse for a Resident Evil game.
If you’ve been paying attention to our preview coverage,
you should know by now that Resi 6 is made up of four
campaigns (the last one is a secret... shh!) and takes place
after the events of RE 5. So, it’s a continuation of the series,
if you want to insist we call it something, but its narrative
is almost entirely disconnected from the rapidly withering
root from which it grows. And, unlike Resi 5, which traded
survival for action yet actually managed to deepen the lore
of the series, Resident Evil 6 has just two saving graces:
it does look damn good (animations, textures, lightning,
“ OMG is that what
cinematography – the works), and the first campaign – in
my farts smell like?!”
which you play as Leon and Helena, isn’t terrible. Okay,
that last part was a partial lie, but I am trying to be fair here.
Most of the campaign is decent enough – it includes a
number of tastefully handled throwbacks to the series that
Resi used to be, including a few clever but easy puzzles and
brief moments of exploration of both the physical area and
the narrative – but that all sort of falls away the second you
realise you’re just farming zombies and crates for enough
ammo and herbs to kill the next giant boss.
Also, explosions. Lots of them. In their campaign, Chris

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and his effeminate partner Piers (who we’re meant to

believe is a hard-ass military guy because he once tells an
even more snivelling soldier to “suck it up”) blow up things 2 While we wouldn’t usually be as presumptuous as to
recommend a difficulty level for you to play at, if you do pick up
all the time when they’re not comparing tricep sizes in the
this game, we strongly suggest that you try Veteran or higher.
shower (that doesn’t actually happen... that we can confirm).
At least that way, regular encounters with the Jay Avos actually
They also sometimes do that thing where they jump away require a bit of effort.
as things blow up behind them. What heroes.
Then there’s Jake and Sherry, both of whom are playable
for the first time in the series (Jake’s entirely new, but as the
20-something year-old son of Albert Wesker we assume
he’s been around for some time, probably sulking in his
room while daddy attempted to destroy the world instead of 2
buying him the latest Bullet for my Valentine album). Sherry
is the most bubbly and happy-go-lucky security agent
you’ve ever seen in a game, and Jake is a mercenary with
a spider badge on his arm and a scar on his face – he also
tries to act as tough as the character designers obviously
want him to be, which results in some comical “serious”
moments between the parts where you’re bashing in the
head of a Jay Avo with your bare hands and stomping them
to dust with your big boy army boots.
Gosh, I’m running out of space. I could fill this last
paragraph with more things that irritate me about Resident
Evil 6, like the snap-to cover system that snaps-to a little
more often than any sensible person would like; or the
fact that there’s barely enough depth to the story to cover
a single campaign, let alone four; or the fact that the story
designers just assumed the players would readily accept
whatever drivel they spewed forth because they’ve thrown
in vaguely familiar terms like “C-Virus” and “Neo-Umbrella”
without taking the time to come up with any reasoning
other than “this man is evil!”; or the fact that what little back
story they have bothered to write up has been stashed away
in an arbitrary menu instead of even attempting to integrate
it into the narrative; or the awful, stupid AI of absolutely
every character in the game except for the apparently
expert snipers fourteen miles away; or the blatantly cheap
shots that the bosses take that knock you down to a single
block of health; or...
- GeometriX
This is more than just an average action game or

a shameful Resident Evil; this is a prime example
58 of what is so wrong with the big publisher, AAA
mentality in this industry. RE 6 does nothing but
take the piss out of the customers who either expect it to be
another excellent Resi game because of its title, or a sweet
action game because of its visuals. Resident Evil 6 is neither.
PLUS
Looks incredible / Leon’s campaign is only half bad / Cool
multiplayer modes
MINUS
Lacking narrative / Poorly implemented copycat game
mechanics / This is no Resident Evil

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Guild Wars 2 EDITOR’S CHOICE
The next generation of MMORPG, and it’s about damn time too.
A
n unordered list of things Guild Wars 2 does right DETAILS
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times over. It’s not a drastic and dramatic upheaval
PC
of established convention, but rather thousands of small,
Genre
smart refinements that all add up to an experience that feels
Massively
fresh, vital and above all else: like it’s not wasting your time.
multiplayer
There is no monthly fee. This removes the artificial
online role-
impetus companies use to try and get you to pay for
paying game
another month of subscription. You’re free to play as
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much, or as little, as you want. There’s no rush, no curve
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to try and stay ahead of. You don’t need to find quest
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givers, things just happen in the world and you choose
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dynamic nature of events often form part of a cascade:
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a mortar team leaves a camp and if undefended may fail
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to take out an invading force, which then invades and
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takes over the camp, changing what happens in that area.
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You can revisit an area multiple times and still not see
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everything that can happen there.
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The combat is action-based. There is a dodge button,
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which keeps you engaged. The eight professions are all
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diverse and interesting, with no dedicated healers, tanks or
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damage-dealing professions. All professions are capable
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of damage, healing themselves and others, and activating
GUILD WARS VS. GUILD WARS 2

Guild Wars 2 was not designed to GW2 by contrast, has a level cap of 80,
replace the first Guild Wars. The two there is no skill-capturing, and you only
games are also radically different in control one character at a time. They
how they play. Guild Wars is patterned also removed the dual-class element.
more after Magic: The Gathering (deck- You can still play Guild Wars
building and skill synergies), has a low today; it’s held up remarkably well
level cap of 20, and you can maintain and is a lot of fun with friends. By
multiple AI-driven Heroes that fill up playing, you also gain points for your
your party, turning you into a one- Hall of Monuments, which unlocks
person army. You collect Elite skills by special aesthetic items for your GW2
finding special monsters in the world characters, like Heirloom armour sets,
and using a Signet of Capture on them. weapon skins and mini-pets.

Guild Wars 2
PLAYER VS. PLAYER & WORLD VS. WORLD (VS. WORLD)

Like most MMORPGS, Guild Wars 2 is split enter “The Mists” via your Hero Panel, you’re looking PvP weapons and gear.
between Player vs. Environment (PvE) and given a fully equipped level 80 version of your
Player vs. Player (PvP). PvE is your standard character with all the skills and maximum WORLD VS. WORLD (WVW)
“go around questing and exploring” mode, possible trait points, so you’ll always be on World vs. World is a much larger and more
where you fight monsters and team up with even footing with other players. complex affair. Three servers, in constant
other players to raid dungeons. PvP is your What happens in PvP stays in PvP, so instead competition against each other for bonuses
competitive mode, but unlike most MMOs, of earning experience points you earn Glory, that affect everyone on their world. When
Guild Wars keeps it a separate system. spent at special vendors for chests. The you enter WvW your character is level scaled
chests contain things that benefit your PvE to 80, but you only have the gear and skills
STRUCTURED PLAYER VS. character too, like time-limited experience/ you brought with you. The dynamic and huge
PLAYER (SPVP) crafting/gathering/magic-find boosters, scope of WvW is too complex to explain here.
Accessible at any time and at any level, sPvP new colours of dye, and bags to expand your It contains so much content that it could have
doesn’t use your actual character. When you inventory. But mostly, you’ll get better- been sold as its own game.
various damage-mitigation skills. When your health runs

out you don’t instantly die, you enter a “downed” state.
GEMS, COIN You can be revived by other players or you can fight and
AND KARMA revive yourself with a Borderlands style “second wind” by
There are three types of currency
killing an enemy.
in Guild Wars 2. Gems are bought
using real money (via credit card or
When you create your character you make several
in-store Gem cards), and are used to choices that have an impact on your Personal Story:
purchase characters slots (you start the race you pick being only the start. Your Personal
with five), bank space upgrades, Story takes place at set intervals all the way from level 1
inventory space upgrades, aesthetic through to 80, and contains several meaningful branch
costumes like pirate and chef outfits, points where your choices dramatically alter the content
1 When you completely explore a map
packs of random dyes, varieties of you see. In-between Personal Story missions, you can
(zone) by finding all the Renown Hearts,
boosters that increase how fast you explore the huge persistent open world, craft items,
Points of Interest, Teleporters, and
level, and so on.
Vistas, you’re rewarded with random delve dungeons, uncover hidden areas, gather crafting
You can buy Gems using the in-
items like Transmutation Stones that let materials and help other players: everything rewards you,
game Coin currency, at fluctuating
you take the look, stats and runes from no matter what you do.
market rates based on what players
two items and combine them into a In many ways, GW2 is a Ship of Theseus paradox. If
sell them for. Karma however,
custom item of your liking.
cannot be traded or bought. you take something and replace all its component parts
The only way to gain Karma is by one by one, once every part has been replaced, is it still
participating in the world, helping fundamentally the same object?
people out and by being active in - Miktar
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the World vs. World mode. Many
of the top-tier items, and things
like cultural armours, can only be
bought using Karma.
It may sound hyperbolic, but Guild Wars 2
95 represents a sea change for the MMORPG in

every way. It takes the best ideas from the last
decade of the genre, and combines them into
one package. This is the new gold standard for the genre,
anything less (or that costs more) is simply unacceptable.
PLUS
No monthly fees / Action-oriented combat / Encourages
natural cooperation / Truckloads of content
MINUS
Requires a strong CPU (ideally quad-core)

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Darksiders II
Death approaches
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arksiders II ditches War in favour of Death, rotating its
roster of apocalyptic horsemen to bring a new face to Platforms
new worlds. First, a quick refresher: Darksiders I saw 360 / PC / PS3 /
War, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, riding out at Wii U
the appointed hour to herald the apocalypse but instead finds Genre
that it’s been unleashed early, humanity is being obliterated in Action adventure
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journey that’ll take you, and Death, across numerous worlds Developer
packed with puzzles, combat and exploration that amounts to Vigil Games
dozens of hours of adventurous action. And it does the original Website
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Darksiders gets its mix of brains, beauty and action. Like
Legend of Zelda, the game’s a blend of engaging environment
exploration and ingenious puzzle-solving, with an overworld to
travel across that’s populated with countless secrets to uncover
and devious dungeons to stumble your way through. And like
God of War, the combat that’s interspersed with your grand
adventuring is fluidly ferocious and brilliantly gratifying.
With Death, our wiry-yet-muscular new protagonist who’s
a bit less attached to big ol’ bits of chunky armour than War is,
comes a flurry of new features mixed in with the more familiar
functions of War’s journey. The fundamentals of Darksiders’
formula are all still there, however. Travelling across the game’s
thematically varied and visually diverse worlds introduces
you to a number of friendly NPCs and slightly-less-friendly
beasties and bastards filled with teeth and covered in weapons
who’ll happily prove that Death can die if you give them the
chance. The non-hostile lot will happily hand out quests and
side-quests that’ll reward you with experience points and Gilt
(the game’s currency for buying goods) upon completion. A
number of merchants will gladly sell you powerful gear and
buy your unwanted items – more on this in a bit. All these
characters will also have a few things to say about your quest
via simple dialogue trees. Some of them have special items that
they desire, collectibles that they’ll reward you in some way for
hunting down and delivering to them.
There’s a classy system of progression at work here: as
Death gains experience for completing quests and slashing
at angry stuff with his dual scythes, he levels up and skill
points can then be spent on new abilities and improvements
for existing ones, and every few levels you’ll earn other cool
rewards – like Death’s Reaper form, which lets him take on his
Grim Reaper-style alter-ego to do some serious damage to
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This is in addition to his Wrath abilities, another set of powerful

combat abilities that require that you build up Wrath in combat
(by dealing damage) before they can be used. Then, on the
side, Darksiders II is masquerading as a light action RPG, with
a whole loot-happy system akin to those of Diablo, or Sacred,
or Whatever. This action RPG component sees enemies and
loot-bearing chests occasionally dispensing items of varying
rarity across a number of different item categories, complete
with stat-altering modifiers, additional damage types and even
special abilities. This ties into the merchant trading above, and
the system works perfectly here. I’d have liked to see a little
more variety in the random item drops, and perhaps a way to
better highlight dropped items (which are sometimes difficult
to spot in certain environment types), but they’re minor niggles
in a system that perfectly complements Darksiders II.
To say that Darksiders II is a big game is like saying that
having an STD would be an inconvenience – it’s true, but it’s
an understatement that barely even begins to scratch the
surface. The multiple areas and multiple dungeons spread
across multiple worlds and multiple city hubs makes for a game
that’s packed with hours and hours and more hours still of
quality gameplay. Traversing the larger, more open overworld
areas is made mercifully quicker thanks to the inclusion of
Death’s horse Despair, and even these areas are littered with
massive tertiary structures to explore and secrets tucked away
in the tiniest of recesses. On a smaller, but no less impressive
scale are the game’s sprawling, intricate dungeons. Traversing
these becomes a puzzle in itself, as Death’s acrobatic traversal
abilities (like wall-running) fuse with various powers unlocked
at set intervals throughout the game to create dungeons that

are as entertaining to move through as the puzzles contained
therein are to solve. Again, secrets are everywhere. You’ll often
have to backtrack to previously visited zones and dungeons,
because unlocked traversal powers sometimes open paths to
more secrets and loot. The enemies are always satisfying to
battle thanks to the excellent combat mechanics, with boss
encounters being particularly pleasing highlights of the journey.
Part of the joy of Darksiders II and travelling through it lies
in its visual splendour, especially in the more vibrant and
colourful areas. It’s packed with some stunning vistas and jaw-
dropping artistic moments, the likes of which few games can
boast, and it’s all accented by an appropriate soundtrack. The
voice acting deserves special mention as well, as it’s superbly
delivered by the game’s cast. If I had to pick things to whine
about, I’d glare in the direction of the occasionally infuriating
camera, as well as the repetitive pattern that slips into certain
parts of the game. Honestly though, that’s just me scrounging
for things to complain about.
- Barkskin
Darksiders II is a game affected to its core by

the influence of passionate developers eager
92 to create a compelling, valuable piece of
quality entertainment. It’s not only one of the
best games of this year, but it’s also one of the finest, most
gripping games I’ve ever played. You should play it. Seriously.
PLUS
Massive game world, packed with engaging content / Fluid
combat system / Looks amazing / Engaging story
MINUS
Camera can be frustrating / Occasionally feels repetitive

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Sleeping Dogs MUST PLAY
You’re in Wei too far
S
leeping Dogs has had a tough run. Originally conceived
as Black Lotus, a standalone title based on a fresh IP, it
was later picked up by Activision who, in all their wisdom,
thought it’d be a better idea to put it in a pretty dress and
tell everyone it was called True Crime: Hong Kong. But that
changed soon enough; flaky publisher commitments to the
series saw the project cancelled and before long the game was
then picked up by Square, who kind of dug the old concept for
the game (but apparently not the name) and thus we arrive at
Sleeping Dogs. But anyone who’s familiar with gaming should
know that a game that’s had as tumultuous a development
cycle as this is bound to be left with a few casualties in its
feature list.
One aspect which hasn’t been touched is the game’s
setting: a compressed version of the real Hong Kong Island
– a perfect location in which to stage a neat and contained
sandbox game that picks the bits of the island it likes and leaves I hope I win!
out the rest. That means the game’s hero, Triad infiltrating
cop Wei Shen, won’t be taking long relaxing drives out in the
countryside, but the various zones (ranging from dense urban
and commercial to larny suburban estates) in the game world
are expertly detailed and distinct enough to convince you that
you’re exploring an expansive game world. A game world with
some of the worst highway designs ever, mind you, but thank
Buddha for taxis.
The great thing about Hong Kong is that everyone is
apparently a kung fu master, which means Sleeping Dogs has
far less of an emphasis on gunplay than most sandbox action
games (it’s still there, but is poorly implemented compared to
the hand-to-hand fighting). Instead, Wei fights with a flurry of
fists, feet, elbows and any other bits of the body not usually
considered lethal weapons, and that’s when he’s not fighting
dirty. When he does fight dirty, Sleeping Dogs’ brutality DETAILS

becomes obvious, and on numerous occasions I found myself Platforms
1 Wei can use his martial arts training to vault over obstacles,
wincing at the violence Wei is capable of [you mean “I’m 360 / PC / PS3
scale walls, and perform many other parkour exercises. The
system works well for the most part, but there are a few
capable of”, Ed]. Genre
instances where Wei simply refuses to climb or jump over a Throughout the campaign, you’ll unlock a number of new Third-person
thing that will cause a bit of aggravation. combat moves as well as an assortment of vehicular and action
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of the Triad. These new abilities are dished out based on an Local
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leaving you free to explore the city on your own terms) will United Front
boost your progress for that particular type of mission: bust a Games / Square
few drug dealers or push along the main police storyline and Enix London
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fellow Triad members to gain Face; spend time in the main Website
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a neat challenge for the player to improve their driving skills Megarom
and try not to run over too many civvies. If it helps, they don’t
even drop cash when you do so.
There are plenty of missions to complete (134 in total), but
many of the side quests are quite similar, and it’s here where

Sleeping Dogs
“The great thing about Hong Kong is that everyone is apparently a kung
fu master, which means Sleeping Dogs has far less of an emphasis on
gunplay than most sandbox action games.”
Sleeping Dogs trips up a bit. It’s a sandbox game – no doubt

about it – but many of the non-mission elements you’d expect
in such a game are absent. You’re simply given new apartments
as you progress; purchased vehicles can only be customised
through a preset selection of paint jobs; romance missions
amount to little more than one-night stands (sheesh, bro); there
are no properties of any sort to purchase or upgrade; Wei can’t
even kit out himself with different weaponry. Aside from a
few outrageously random opportunities to buy new furniture
for your apartments, the only non-violent cavorting you’ll
get up to is buying cars and clothing, and singing karaoke,
all of which are fairly extensive offerings, but around the 60%
completion mark the game starts to lose pace and become a
tad repetitive; having even more extensive sandbox options
at that exact point would have been a perfect fit, and deeper
exploration of the supporting characters would’ve given more
life to the game in general. On top of that, the repetitive nature
of Sleeping Dogs means that it tends to become a little too
easy towards to the end: you only need to take so many meat
cleavers to the neck before your reaction times are honed
to perfection and you’re able to execute Wei’s vast array of
combat moves with ease. It almost feels like the developers
built the bulk of the game and had only a few months to add in
“some stuff” – when they ran out of time, the game was simply
shipped. That’s not to say these seemingly absent elements
ruin the game, but they do hold back Sleeping Dogs from
competing with sandbox greats like GTA: San Andreas, which
is a pity, since it manages to do exactly that for quite a chunk of
its game time.
- GeometriX
Sleeping Dogs delivers a hard-hitting,
87 interesting story set in a game world

that’s filled with detail, but misses a few
opportunities to take it to greatness.
PLUS
Richly detailed world / Excellent combat system / Brutal
portrayal of the subject matter
MINUS
Underdeveloped supporting characters / Lacking sandbox
features / Uninspired shooting mechanics

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Transformers: Fall of Cybertron

Best Yet
T
he Transformers franchise of video games has been
something of a mixed bag, and goes quite a long
way to prove that there is a distinct gap in quality
between games based on movies, and games not based
on movies. In recent years, there have been three games
released to support Michael Bay’s cinematic exploits, and
one “historical” game (in the form of War for Cybertron)
that didn’t coincide with a film release. This last game was
the best of the four, and by a long shot. And now developer
High Moon have added even more to the Transformers
canon in the form of Fall of Cybertron, the second game not
associated with a major motion picture and the sequel to
War for Cybertron. And it’s even better, easily taking the title
of best Transformers game. That may not seem like much,
but the truth is that Fall of Cybertron is a very decent game,
all in all, and one that action fans (and fans of the franchise,
of course) will find not only fun and challenging, but also
rather addictive.
High Moon opted to go with a similar style of game
dynamic for Fall of Cybertron. Using a combination of
robotic and vehicular forms, the player takes on wave
after wave of enemy combatants during the campaign.
The game will assign roles to the player, and characters
like Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron and Starscream
are all up for play. The player will switch sides during the
campaign, as the story requires, with a finale that allows the
player to pick sides. The campaign is fairly long, and well DETAILS
worth experiencing. The story isn’t the greatest, but the
Platforms
dynamic environments, great, detailed graphics and often
360 / PC
chaotic combat make for an excellent experience. It isn’t
PS3 / Wii
just another cover-based shooter – using different weapons
Genre
and upgrades, as well as varying between robot and vehicle,
Third-person
will allow the player a varied and often strategic approach.
shooter
In terms of multiplayer, Fall of Cybertron offers a few
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options. There’s co-op for up to four players, as well as
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competitive modes. Escalation is a Horde-style mode that
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can be rather fun, but the multiplayer – apart from co-op
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– is relatively forgettable. This is in part due to the fact that
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player number restrictions keep things a bit tame, with a
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maximum of twelve players in any given game.
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Still, it can be a lot of fun, and the overall package is a
Developer
good way to kill a few hours. The campaign is the shining
High Moon
jewel of the package, offering some replay incentive too,
Studios
with weapon blue-prints and voice logs to be discovered in
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the massive levels.
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from High Moon studios.
Publisher
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Activision
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High Moon have created the best Transformers

game yet in the form of Fall of Cybertron
80
PLUS
Lots of chaotic action / Looks pretty
MINUS
Average multiplayer / Not very deep

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Dust: An Elysian Tail

A modern homage to all the right classics
C
reated (designed and programmed) DETAILS
entirely by one person, Dust is a
Platforms
beautifully articulate love-letter to
360
seminal games like Castlevania, Metroid,
Genre
Ys and Devil May Cry. It’s full of secrets to
Action role-
uncover, areas to explore and enemies to kill in
playing game
fantastically over-the-top ways. Getting a 1,000-
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hit combo during a fight with dozens of bad
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guys is not only immensely satisfying, it’s also
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almost effortless.
Local
The story may not be that unique
None
or special, but it’s charming enough.
Online
The graphics are lush, and wonderfully
None
animated, betraying how it was all done
Developer
by a single individual’s hard work over the
Humble Hearts
last three years. But the real soul of Dust is
Website
the confident combat system, which struts
www.noogy.
up to you the moment you start playing,
com/main.html
takes you by the hand and encourages
Publisher
you to have fun. It’s not Bayonetta levels
Microsoft
of sophistication, but it doesn’t have to be.
Studios
The combination attacks are simple but
Distributor
empowering, launchers take you into the
XBLA
air with ease, and the Dust Storm (a kind of
magic attack with several spells to uncover)
has you stun-locking herds of enemies,
experience points exploding around you like
New Year’s fireworks.
If games are a dialogue between the player
and the game’s creator, then playing Dust is
like sitting down with an old friend who’s back
in town, full of fresh stories to tell and eager to
reminisce with you about the good times.
- Miktar
Dust is an inspired collection of all the best ideas from
90 a long legacy of platform games, adventure games

and side-scrolling beat-em-ups, executed with a
proficiency rarely seen from the indie scene.
PLUS
Vibrant and lush artwork / Satisfying combat system / Lengthy
adventure / Lots of hidden secrets
MINUS
The voice acting won’t appeal to everyone / Boss fights
are perhaps too easy

/ REVIEWS /
New Super Mario Bros. 2

Same old Mario
Y
ou know what to expect from a side-scrolling,
momentum-powered platformer starring the plumber
synonymous with the genre. It’s a return to the classic
formula after the lauded inventiveness of the Mushroom
Kingdom’s 3D-powered shenanigans seen in Mario’s recent
3DS adventure, Super Mario 3D Land. It’s got more of a focus
on precision platforming, and embracing the familiar in every
regard: from the stunning visuals and iconic coin chimes and
musical tunes, to the power-ups and enemies, you’ve likely
played this game before.
The difference lies in its focus. While they’ve always been
a Super Mario Bros. staple, there’s huge emphasis placed on
collecting coins herein, with new mechanics and power-ups
created specifically to cater for this. It turns it into somewhat
of a score-attack title. While it won’t take long to breeze
through the main worlds, squishing Goombas and trying not
to murder yourself on an errant shell that’s just bounced back
off a block you didn’t see and is racing to end your run through
the level, the essence lies in replayability. Playing through
previously completed worlds to repeat the branching levels
within, learning the best paths through them for maximum
coin collection within the time limit, finding secret routes
and unlocking secret levels filled with even more coins. New
golden fire flowers have Mario spit out projectiles that explode
and turn chunks of scenery and scores of enemies into coins.
A new golden block sits on Mario’s head and periodically spits
out coins, at a quicker rate if the plumber runs faster or jumps
higher to encourage building up the classic Mario momentum
that’s naturally lost in the painstaking hunt for craftily placed brings momentary innovations and new mechanics that’ll DETAILS
coins. A golden ring transforms enemies into golden foes and more often than not exist exclusively in that level alone,
Platforms
makes shells leave trails of coins as they glide. There’s more making memorising the intricacies of levels different in each
3DS
coin-themed stuff as well – like the Coin Rush mode that takes case. It sees the return of familiar power-ups like mini and
Genre
three random levels from the game and provides you just one mega mushrooms, along with new ones like the raccoon
Platform
life to quickly traverse the three worlds while grabbing as many suit, following its return in Super Mario 3D Land. Grab a friend
Age restriction
coins as possible within a strict time limit. with their own 3DS and a copy of the game and you can play
3
The platforming itself is as perfectly crafted as always, cooperatively through the levels as Mario and Luigi, and some
Multiplayer
polished to the point that it’s impossible to fault. Each level additions to the game are obviously geared toward two-player
Local
coin grabbing – like ghost coins that only appear once one
None
player has touched them, allowing a deft partner to grab them
Online
when they appear shortly thereafter. The 3D effect, meanwhile,
2 players
provides a depth of field effect to the game’s backgrounds, but
Developer
not much more. There really is a lot to love about the iconic
Nintendo EAD
fun that’s offered here, so long as you don’t expect a complete
Website
revamp – because this is really more of the same content we’ve
newsuper
seen in previous New Super Mario Bros. titles.
mariobros2.
- Barkskin
nintendo.com
Publisher
Nintendo
It’s got all the hallmarks of classic Mario
Distributor
platforming, with a few new coin-centric
80 twists. The pitch-perfect execution of the
classic formula, and the immediate familiarity
Core Group
of its moment-to-moment delights and challenges make it

undoubtedly fun – but also very similar to other titles in the
“new” Super Mario Bros. line-up. Nevertheless, it’s the 3DS’
best 2D platformer to date.
PLUS
Excellent, varied platforming / Awesome 2.5D retro look
Comfortably familiar
MINUS
Doesn’t do much that’s actually new / 3D effect is
meaningless

/ REVIEWS / / REVIEWS /
Legends of Pegasus
Waste of space
W
ithin five minutes of starting up DETAILS
Legends of Pegasus for the first time,
Platforms
the game had crashed to desktop.
PC
That’s what I’ll remember LoP being: a buggy,
Genre
unfinished mess of ideas borrowed from sci-fi
Turn-based
4X games that came before it; games like Sins
strategy
of a Solar Empire and Galactic Civilizations,
Age restriction
both superior to LoP in every way. It plays like
12
you’d expect a 4X game to play: your job is to
Multiplayer
rule an empire, colonising planets, researching
Local
new technologies, designing (and this part of
None
the game is decent, allowing you to customise
Online
the design and components of each ship in
8 players
your fleet to suit specific roles) and building
Developer
ships, and dealing with opposing civilisations
Novacore
in whatever way you see fit while keeping your
Studios
populace happy and productive.
Website
The real-time combat that begins whenever
www.legends
hostile forces are nearby sees terrible AI and
ofpegasus.com
very little need for strategy turning it into
Publisher
a meaningless, tactics-free affair. The user
Kalypso Media
interface is badly laid out, and the game does
Digital
a horrible job of explaining its intricacies.
Distributor
While the galaxy is large, the level of zoom is
Silverscreen
so restrictive and moving across each solar
Trading
system so painful that you’ll not want to
bother seeing it all.
- Barkskin
It’s difficult to tell if Legends of Pegasus would be a
40 decent 4X game beyond its many problems. There was

definite potential, given that it borrows liberally from
the design of excellent turn-based sci-fi titles that have
come before. Unfortunately, it’s just transformed those collected
ideas into a messy, wasted clump.
PLUS
Occasionally pretty graphics / Some good ideas
MINUS
Limp, predictable narrative / Hollow real-time battles / Terribly
buggy

Sponsored by
/ READER REVIEW /
Metal Gear Solid:

Snake Eater 3D
DETAILS
M
etal Gear Solid: Snake Eater 3D is an enhanced
3D version of the acclaimed PS2 game and is
Platforms
chronologically the first game in the Metal Gear
3DS
saga. Set during the Cold War, MGS 3D has special operative
Genre
Snake covertly infiltrate Russia in an attempt to assist a
Stealth action
Russian scientist defect to the USA. It’s a dramatic story,
Age restriction
blending real world events and people with fiction. It has
18
numerous twists and unique Japanese flair.
Multiplayer
Most of the game is about stealth and survival. You control
Local
special agent Snake through various missions. Quiet close-
None
quarters attacks or sneaking and avoiding combat altogether
Online
is the best course of action as enemy reinforcements will
None
overwhelm Snake. Emphasis is also placed on survival and
Developer
using the environment to your advantage. Snake’s cuts,
Bluepoint
burns and broken bones will need to be healed or else he
Games / Kojima
won’t perform as effectively. His stamina will also need to be
Productions
replenished by feasting on the local flora and fauna.
Website
Wearing camouflage to blend with the environment is
www.konami.
essential to avoid detection. A cool addition is Photo-Camo
com/games/
which allows you to create a camouflage texture by taking
mgsse3d
a picture using the 3DS camera. This novel addition is quite
Publisher
nifty and actually works.
Konami
Distributor
Ster Kinekor
Games
The controls generally work well due to the slow nature of READER
the game. The 3DS’s analogue stick controls movement while PROFILE
the face buttons adjust the camera. The shoulder buttons are My gaming
used for aiming and attacking. The touch screen is used for addiction
other functions such as displaying the map and sorting the started when
inventory. It is only the intense boss fights which expose the I was two
limitation of the standard controls but the Circle Pad Pro is years old and
supported which makes aiming easier. introduced to
The game looks good, easily matching the visuals of the computers by
original game. What sets this version apart is the 3D effect my parents.
which works very well and makes the game immersive and Two decades
even more exciting. later and I’m
There’s still nothing quite like Metal Gear Solid’s unique more passionate
brand of stealth-action. This enhanced version is a great about gaming
choice for fans and newcomers who want an excellent and technology
handheld stealth game. than ever. I
- Yudistra Thakurdin graduated from
university with
a Cum Laude
IT degree and
READER SCORE
don’t foresee
The combination of proven mechanics and my love for
80 a great story with unique 3DS features is a

winning one.
technology
diminishing!
PLUS
Great story / Good 3D effects
MINUS
Requires lots of patience / Controls can get a little awkward

/ HARDWARE /
THE ROUGH GUIDE TO THE

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PS/2
PS/2 is a type of port used by older computers for
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port was introduced with IBM’s Personal System/2 computer
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The minimum system requirements for PC have
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images. The CCD captures light and converts it to digital Vista and above). So check your specs because
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data that is recorded by the camera. The quality of an
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Pro-Gaming Computer Mouse Level 10 M is truly a thing of beauty and is recently revealed, will be the first Call of Duty
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/ HARDWARE /
DREAMMACHINE
Despite the difficulty in overclocking GTX 680 cards for competitive overclockers, the GIGABYTE GTX 680
Super Overclock is hands down the best graphics card we’ve tested in a gaming context. Short of dual GPU
solutions, you’ll not find a better graphics card for the money. As such the GV-N680SO-2GD becomes our
Dream Machine graphics card this month.
PSU
Cooler Master Silent Pro GRAPHICS NEW OS DRIVE
M2 1500Watt PSU GIGABYTE GV-N680SO-2GD Plextor M3 Pro 256GB SSD
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GIGABYTE Aivia Osmium MOUSE MOUSE MAT
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Hardwired
Funny business part 2
I’ll continue directly from my previous column in the
September 2012 issue of NAG. If you didn’t get to read the first
Intel
Intel Core i7 3960X
part do not be put off as I’m confident you’ll have a rough idea
where all this came from.
It’s strange how NVIDIA has changed its tune, especially given
that they were at one point the champions of overclocking. In fact,
R10,499 / www.intel.com with the GTX 560 Ti, they told press that not only did the GPU
ASUS Rampage IV Extreme perform exceptionally well, but it had huge overclocking potential.
R4,999 / za.asus.com Prior to that, in 2006 with the 8000 series graphics cards, NVIDIA
sponsored an entire truck of liquid nitrogen to the then number
16GB quad channel DDR3 2,400 MHz memory one overclocker in the world, K|NGP|N, for the sole purpose of
R2,199 / www.gskill.com pushing the limits on what was possible with the world’s first ever
DirectX 10 graphics cards.
With such a favorable attitude in the past to enthusiasts
and competitive overclockers, it’s rather disappointing to see
NVIDIA actively discourage overclocking in such a manner and
so aggressively. I can’t know for sure why their tune changed, but I
doubt if the RMA rate was high enough to justify this new position.
Instead I suspect it all has to do with making as much money as
“The antagonistic approach to

overclocking is what I suspect will
Intel Dream Machine price: eventually lead customers away
from the vendor”
R59,336 possible from the mid-range silicon. By virtue of the smaller 28nm
process and other related parts of the GK104 ecosystem, NVIDIA
is making more on these GPUs than they did their previous family,
even if RMA rates remained the same in percentage terms.
The antagonistic approach to overclocking is what I suspect will
eventually lead customers away from the vendor. Not directly, but
through the sheer inability to market their products via extreme
overclockers as they have in the past. As it stands, the AMD 7000
series is just as competitive if not more so than before with the
NVIDIA 600 family. Price cuts, GHz Edition cards and BIOS
updates have breathed new life into the series and currently the
fastest single GPU on the market right now is from AMD. That
AMD
carries a lot of weight because unlike NVIDIA’s high-end GTX 680,
the HD 7970 can actually be overclocked fairly easily and there are
no restrictions put in place to specifically prevent high clock speeds.
With the true high-end Kepler GPU only making its way to us
AMD Phenom II X6 1100T / AMD FX 8150
at the end of the year or possibly the beginning of 2013, I doubt if
R2,299 / www.amd.com
NVIDIA’s tune will change, especially given just how massive the
GIGABYTE 990FXA-UD7 core will be. By their current reasoning, you’ll unlikely be able to
R2,999 / www.gigabyte.com even use sliders to increase clock speeds. Hopefully that isn’t the
16GB G.SKILL TridentX F3-2400C10D case but I’m sure you get the picture. What is happening at NVIDIA
R1,299 / www.gskill.com with the modern GPUs is undesirable and one can only hope that
the company changes its ways sooner rather than later.
The enthusiast community has given so much to this
company and others in general user computing. All the stress that
components are put under in a few hours by overclockers simulates
hundreds to thousands of hours of normal usage by games and
average users. The computing landscape would look completely
different without overclocking and in very direct ways we have all
benefited from this enterprise.
NVIDIA’s policies are in no way encouraging of this, and I
sincerely hope it changes this year because if it doesn’t there’ll
AMD Dream Machine price: be no reason to stick with NVIDIA, for it’s proving to be
more trouble than it’s worth when AMD has alternative and
R42,237 sometimes better solutions.

- Neo Sibeko

/ HARDWARE / The lazy gamer’s guide
G-ForceSim Pro Race Rig

Gun Metal Hammer-tone
Limited Edition
Website www.gforcesim.com RRP Limited Edition version: R7,250 direct from G-ForceSim
Black Gloss version: R6,100 (special offer valid until end October)
The thing about hardcore simulations, or driving an obscenely fast car around a
you see, is that they’re generally meant racetrack at speeds that’d make children
to simulate exciting real-life situations spontaneously combust when in real
without all the training and/or experience life you’re afraid to let the speedometer
and/or natural talent and/or possible death roam past 100 km/h, then you’re going
that generally goes hand-in-hand with to want to get all the equipment you
some of these experiences. And when can to ensure that your virtual simulation
the real thing you’re trying to simulate is is brought as close to the real thing as
flying an aeroplane with zero knowledge possible. That’s where G-ForceSim’s Pro
of how to actually, you know, fly a plane Race Rig bundle comes in.
COMFORT IS KING
Seeing as how you’re going to be spending a does make climbing (and there will be climbing) springs to change the way they react to
whole lot of time in the seat part of this bundle, into and out of the seat rather awkward. The pressure. Behind the wheel are two steel paddle
it had better be comfortable – and thankfully, it quality of the materials and the construction is shifters, styled after those seen in Formula 1
is. The seat itself is made of tough, lightweight good – but we do have a slight concern about cars, and lining the top of the steering wheel
GRP (fibre-reinforced polymer), but is covered the footrest, which tends to bend forward and are LEDs showing you the perfect time to shift
in enough padded fabric and faux leather to lift the bar connecting it to the base off the gears in supported games. Dual-motor force
ensure that you won’t send your back into a floor when you apply pressure to the pedals. It feedback lets you feel the virtual road, and the
pain-filled spasm by spending lengthy periods of could be a distracting annoyance during heated wheel is good for 900 degrees of rotation – just
time in it. The seat cover looks the part as well, racing sessions. like your average real-world car. Considering
with its obligatory pseudo racing seat aesthetic. that the standalone G27 retails for between
The footrest can be adjusted on-the-fly to be IT’S ALL IN THE WHEEL R3,000 and R4,000, the asking price for all this
further away from or closer to you, as can the To match the build quality of the seat, you’ll should make a bit more sense.
steering wheel mount be raised and lowered to need one of the best racing wheels out there
tailor to your needs. today, and the Logitech G27 is just that. Its WHERE’S THIS BOLT GO?
The G27’s gear shifter is on a mount attached to components – the 270mm wheel, the six- Should you fork out the exorbitant amounts of
the base (it can be adjusted for left- and right- speed gear shifter (with push-down reverse cash required to comfortably seat your luxury-
hand drivers), and it even comes with a cup gear) and the pedals – are all robust and ooze demanding posterior in this here racing seat,
holder that’s similarly attached on the opposite quality. The wheel is even wrapped in hand- you should know that there’ll be a bit of work
side – although having both of these attached stitched leather, and each pedal has different required before you can actually put your new

The lazy gamer’s guide
TECHNICAL
What you get
• G-ForceSim Pro
Race Rig
• Gear stick mount
• Cup holder
• Logitech G27
Racing Wheel
Logitech
G27 features
• Dual-motor force
feedback
• Six-speed gear
shifter
• Formula 1-style
paddle shifters
• Steel clutch,
accelerator and
brake pedals
• 900-degree
wheel rotation
• 16
programmable
buttons and
d-pad
Extras
• 2 year guarantee
• Seat can be
personalised with
your name and
logo on it
• Can be upgraded
to any steering
wheel system at
any time
• Additional
accessories
such as Bass
Rockers and TV
stands are also
available
PROS
• Excellent
construction
• Comfortable
seat
• G27 is great
CONS
• Pricey
toy to use. Ours came mostly pre-assembled
• Footrest could
to save us time, so we’re not entirely sure how
be sturdier
much assembly is required – but chances are
you’ll at least have to attach the footrest bar to
ALTERNATIVES
the seat base, and there’s also the cup holder
• Playseat WRC
and gear stick mount that must be attached
to either side of that as well. Also, the G27
will have to be attached to its mount, and the
pedals will have to be mounted on the footrest
bit. Bear in mind that none of this is actually
difficult, and assembling everything requires
no tools – but lazy people might be offended
and immediately boycott this seat. We’re just
helping those lazy people make an informed
decision here.
When you buy this Limited Edition version,
your G27 comes unopened in its original
packaging and will take you max 6-10
minutes to set up.

/ HARDWARE / Review
GIGABYTE GV-N680SO-2GD DREAM MACHINE
Supplier Rectron Website www.gigabyte.com RRP R7,329
G
IGABYTE is more often than not MSI and simply dwarfs any and all the shipping frequencies of this card.
the first vendor to release their previous efforts from GIGABYTE itself. SPECS Fortunately, much like other GTX
special edition graphics card after This is one massive graphics card, but Core: 680s, overclocking is determined by
a new GPU is released. With the GK104, with that you do get one of the coolest GK104 (28nm) the GPU voltage first before it is by
however, GIGABYTE was amongst the operating GPUs around. With no less Processors: the operating temperature. As such,
last. Even now, getting a hold of the GTX than five fans, the approach to cooling 1,536 even if you seek more performance
680 Super Overclock isn’t easy. If you do we see here is unique. The air passes Render outputs: via overclocking, there’ll not be any
manage to get your hands on one, you’ll through the massive heat fins in parallel 32 need to change from the default
more than understand why this is the to the GPU face and does not push Memory: fan profile. Our own testing had this
case. Simply put, it’s the most impressive cool air directly against the core as with 2,048MB GDDR5 particular sample reach an impressive
graphics card GIGABYTE has ever every other cooler. 6.2GHz 1,300MHz boost clock. 100MHz higher
produced, and most certainly amongst This allows the Super Overclock (198.4GB/sec) than the shipping clock may not seem
the best we’ve ever seen. to operate very well in three- and API: like much, but given the complexity
If that doesn’t mean much to you, even four-way SLI configurations DirectX 11.1 involved with overclocking the GTX
know that it is the fastest single GPU without much sacrifice in the way OpenGL 4.x 680, it’s a fair overclock and one that
card we’ve tested to date. Naturally this of cooling performance. No other OpenCL 1.x most enthusiasts and hobbyists will
is not hard to achieve considering that GTX 680 graphics card can claim PhysX appreciate immensely.
we are dealing with a GTX 680 graphics such low temperatures in multi GPU For the competitive overclockers,
card, but realize that it isn’t just any configurations. Such a design however this is the card to get because, for
other GTX 680. Despite the limitations also means that GIGABYTE has had the first time ever, GIGABYTE has
imposed by NVIDIA on its partners, to rely on several smaller fans instead produced a card worthy of competing
GIGABYTE has managed to make their of the larger, low RPM fans of their against the Lightning and others which
offering stand out from the rest in previous Super Overclock models. As have dominated the competitive
practical and in not-so-practical terms. you would expect, five smaller fans overclocking scene for years. With
For starters, this graphics card is will cause a racket at maximum speed the LN2 mode, things really do get
massive. By that we mean it’s bigger – a noise you cannot ignore. This is interesting and it won’t be
than the DCU II products from ASUS, especially true when attempting to long until we see overclocking
bigger than the Lightning range from reach even higher clock speeds than records broken with this card.

GIGABYTE GV-N680SO-2GD
With no less than five fans, the

approach to cooling we see
here is unique.
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be deceived into thinking the LN2 massive clock speeds, but can achieve PLUS was that it was stable for gaming for
BIOS does nothing, but just take a them relatively quickly, with some • Performance hours on end. Sadly it didn’t yield any
quick look at the +200% TDP setting claiming that no modifications are • Good for magnificent performance gains, but
made available in this mode and you needed except for the right BIOS extreme that can be argued is the result of the
should be aware of just how potent this and the correct vGPU trimmer. So in overclocking GK104 GPU design and no fault of the
graphics card can be in the right hands. essence it’s ready to compete for the • Highest clock memory employed or anything to do
This is an important point and is highest honours on HWBOT. speed of all GTX with GIGABYTE.
arguably one of the reasons why this We didn’t get a chance to verify 680s The GTX 680 Super Overclock
graphics card is so expensive. It’s the claims made by several top isn’t cheap, not by any stretch of the
actually going to be competing with the overclockers about this card, and MINUS imagination, but it is one impressive
best in the enthusiast line of graphics indeed our own testing using the • Massive graphics card that the well-heeled
cards from other vendors and, as such, default GPU cooler showed no proportions should probably consider before
it needs to prove itself under the most difference in overclocking headroom • Can be loud and above all other GTX 680 cards
extreme conditions. For gaming it’s a between the regular and LN2 BIOS. • Expensive for now. At the very least because
relatively easy win, but for overclocking, However, it can be argued that that it’s the fastest GTX 680 available. So
especially in circumventing NVIDIA’s is the point and how it should be, BOTTOM LINE even when you’re not overclocking
policies without jeopardizing because no user is actually risking their The fastest GTX or competing you’ll always get better
themselves, GIGABYTE has done hardware by operating the graphics 680 money than average performance, and that
something amazing. card in unsuitable conditions by merely can buy and by in our books is never a bad thing. We
For the first time ever, there’s pressing the LN2 BIOS button. extension the would never claim this card is perfect,
actually some kind of parity between What we’d like to highlight in fastest GPU but its shortcomings are not enough
the overclocking grade motherboards overclocking in particular is that even graphics card on to detract from everything else it does
GIGABYTE makes and the graphics though we did not get a chance to the market. right. If you can afford it, we suggest
cards which have traditionally not been try extreme cooling, we did reach a you buy it; it just doesn’t get better
up to scratch. With the GTX 680 Super magnificent 7.4GHz on the memory. than this in the NVIDIA GPU
Overclock, it seems they’ve taken a Very impressive given that we were family.
page from the best and produced a at no point able to raise the vMEM – Neo Sibeko
10

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BENCHMARKS
BASELINE: ASUS GEFORCE GTX680
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all it what you will, but AMD really NVIDIA’s Turbo feature on the latest He igine
did pull a fast one on NVIDIA. 600 series GPUs but less obstructive, if SPECS ave
Core: nX
Soon after the GTX 680 had only because it’s simpler in design and tre
established itself as the fastest graphics implementation. Best of all it doesn’t Tahiti XT (28nm) me 2201.349
card on the market, AMD released what ruin the fun for extreme overclockers Processors: 1871.607
they termed the GHz edition. With a which is exactly what NVIDIA’s turbo 2,048
mere 75MHz GPU clock speed bump boost does. Render Outputs:
over the original model, AMD was set With this SAPPHIRE model, we 32
to bring the fight to the green team’s have what is pretty much a standard Memory: card at 1,150MHz to be safe. That is
champion. GHz card. The only difference being 3072MB GDDR5 still a mighty fine speed and will deliver
The truth behind reclaiming the the cooler used, which as always by 6GHz (288GB/sec) even better performance than this
performance crown though was not Sapphire standards is rather impressive. API: card already offers. You’ll especially
merely the clock speed bump, in fact It helps keep the card cool and any DirectX 11.1 appreciate this when running Eye-Finity
one could argue that the clock speed overclocking limits that one reaches are OpenGL 4.x configurations using a single card.
increase was cosmetic, as the true through no fault of the cooler but just OpenCL 1.x Worthy of mention is the more refined
performance gains came via the Catalyst the silicon itself failing to reach higher version of this card, the Toxic edition,
12.7 drivers which boosted performance clock frequencies. which operates at a scorching 1.2GHz.
even on the original 925MHz model. That is a very important point PLUS That’s right, it’s easily the fastest clocked
Many hardware publications missed especially for the enthusiasts because • Easy Boost graphics card ever released and we hope
this and attributed the retaking of the most GHz cards actually have inferior • Great to put it through its paces in the near
performance crown to the clock speed, silicon compared to the original models. performance future. It’s obviously a limited number of
however 75MHz was never enough It sounds strange, but the operating • Runs cool binned GPUs that will reach this speed,
to change the status quo, but a more voltage for the GHz cards is significantly but if you want the best from just about
aggressive, refined and tweaked driver higher than that of the original HD 7970, MINUS any HD 7970 released, this may be the
did the trick. Getting these gains across TDP is higher, thermals are higher and • Toxic edition is one to wait for.
the board is no easy task as well, so just about everything has gone the better for a little Until then, if you’re looking for
despite the devious nature in which AMD opposite of performance. The GPUs bit more spend. a GHz edition card, you could
went about this, the outfit really did the seem to be the high leakage parts which, do a whole lot worse than the
work at the driver level where it really while great for extreme overclocking, BOTTOM LINE SAPPHIRE card. It’s not cheap, but
mattered. quickly put the party out for regular air A great showing the performance is top notch and
Borrowing from NVIDIA’s playbook, clocking. by SAPPHIRE it’s an upgrade that is sure to last
AMD introduced the boost clock, We witnessed these overclocking of the AMD HD you for years. Give this card serious
or rather turbo clock feature, which limits ourselves when tweaking the 7970 GHz Edition. consideration if you’re in the market
essentially works to increase the SAPPHIRE card. We did reach 1,200MHz, Well worth the as you won’t regret your
clock speed, provided the GPU is not but it was hardly stable and in realistic purchase.
beyond the set TDP limits. Similar to terms you’re better off operating the
purchase.
– Neo Sibeko
8

/ HARDWARE / Review
SPECS
CPU
Intel Core i7-
3610QM @ 2.3GHz
GPU
AMD Radeon
HD 7970M 2GB
GDDR5
RAM
16GB DDR3
1,600MHz
Storage
2x 500GB HDD
Kingmax 30GB
SSD
Display
17.3-inch matte
LED @ 1920x1080
Optical drive
6x Blu-ray read
8x DVD-RW
Battery
8-cell Li-ion
Connectivity
1x USB 2.0
2x USB 3.0
1x DisplayPort
1x HDMI
Wi-Fi 802.11a/g/n
Bluetooth
9-in-1 memory
card reader
HARDWARE
Akill 170
Supplier TT3 Digital Website www.akill.net RRP R21,999
D
espite its demure styling and ever experienced emanating from a performance, we used our trusty
blocky physique, the Akill 170 desktop replacement, but it’s decent PLUS Resident Evil 5 benchmark (our current
is a remarkable machine. With enough. So far, so average. • Incredible standard for notebook tests) in DirectX
its drool-worthy list of specifications, Start up any benchmark, however, all-round 10 mode at native resolution with 4X
it’s no surprise that this notebook’s and this notebook proves to performance AA and it managed an average frame
performance left us impressed – be anything but average, a lion • Pre-loaded free- rate of 121 – up from the 90.9 average
which, at the price it’s asking, had masquerading as a regular house to-play games of the previous best. What all these
to be the case, or we’d have been cat. 3DMark Vantage, running with numbers mean is that you’ll have no
mightily sad. It’s a hefty beast, the performance preset selected, MINUS trouble playing today’s games on this
contrasting the diminutive bombshell awarded it 20,153 3DMarks – a • Expensive notebook at their highest settings,
that is the Akill 100 Mini – but the truly remarkable score for a gaming • Bulky, and ugly which will make for awesome times
heightened performance and features notebook. To put it into perspective, compared to the if you buy a dedicated mouse and
that can be shoved into its larger the previous best notebook we’ve had competition keyboard and connect it to your
frame make it well worth the extra pass through our offi ce scored 12,486 gigantic HDTV.
strain it’ll put on your back when 3DMarks in the same test. To push BOTTOM LINE With such amazing performance,
you’re hauling it around. the notebook even harder, we put it This is the the only aspect of this notebook
Open its lid and you’ll find a fairly through testing with 3DMark 11 using most powerful that falters is its presentation, purely
comfortable keyboard, backlit in the extreme profile, and it managed notebook we’ve because we’ve come to expect
various colours. The tiny, smooth to obtain 1,823 3DMarks. Elsewhere, ever tested. It’s extravagance and bombast from our
touchpad is passable for occasional Unigine Heaven (at the laptop’s native that simple. gaming notebooks. Even without the
use (but you’ll want to buy a dedicated resolution of 1920x1080, with no AA fl ash, this notebook is currently the
mouse as soon as possible, which you and 4X AF) awarded the machine a best we’ve ever put to task here at
can get bundled with the notebook score of 1,410 in DirectX 11 mode. NAG . While the price can be tweaked
directly from TT3), and the matte Switching to the same settings using by customising your components
LED is perfectly bright and vibrant for DirectX 10 raised that score to 1,790. and optional extras when ordering
gaming or watching movies (there’s The previous top notebook managed the machine, it’s still painfully
also a much appreciated Blu-ray scores of 603 and 1,070 respectively expensive – but you get what
reader for this). The audio produced at the same settings. you pay for.
by its speakers is not the best we’ve To test its real-world gaming - Dane Remendes
10

Review / HARDWARE /
Evetech 4.6GHz Overclocked SPECS

CPU
mid-range Gaming PC Intel Core i5-
3570K overclocked
Supplier Evetech PLUS to 4.6GHz
Website www.evetech.co.za • Good Motherboard
performance GIGABYTE Z77-
RRP R15,999
• Tidy cable UD3H
management GPU
W
e all know what to
• Fan speed MSI GeForce GTX
expect from Evetech’s
controller 670 Power Edition
pre-built gaming rigs
RAM
by now – excellent performance
at a reasonable price with MINUS Corsair Vengeance
• Chassis won’t suit 8GB (2x 4GB)
stunning workmanship shown
everyone DDR3 2,133MHz
in the construction and cable
Storage
management of each of their PCs,
resulting in remarkable value for BOTTOM LINE 1TB Seagate
It’s familiar Barracuda HDD /
money. This particular pre-built rig,
Evetech build Corsair Force GT
aimed at the upper echelon of the
quality, geared 120GB SSD
mid-range, is no different.
towards those PSU
Let’s dive right into the
looking for mid- Corsair HX650
numbers, since they speak for
range excellence. 650W
themselves. For real-world
gaming performance, the Lost HARDWARE
Planet 2 benchmark spat out
an average frame rate of 114.5, Synthetic benchmarks awarded machine that might affect your top of the case (near the power and
while Hard Reset and the Sniper similarly good results: 3DMark 11 purchasing decision is the chassis it reset buttons) are a very welcome
Elite V2 benchmark managed (running the extreme profile) scored ships with. The CM Storm Stryker’s addition, given how noisy the
to attain averages of 94.8 and 3,148 3DMarks, and Unigine Heaven white and black detailing (with Corsair H100 water cooling system
35.1 respectively. They’re all very DX11 scored 2,310 at 1920x1080 white LEDs for accent) is certainly can be at high capacity.
good results, and you’ll be able to with no AA and 4X AF. PCMark 7 striking, but some might not like All in all, Evetech’s put together
comfortably play today’s games at (which we use for benchmarking the aesthetic. Still, it’s a capable yet another well-priced machine
their highest settings – and in 3D general office productivity) awarded chassis, sturdily constructed and that delivers great
as well, with some tweaking for the Evetech’s PC 6,206 PCMarks. well ventilated. The duo of fan performance.
more demanding titles. The only other feature of this speed controller buttons on the - Dane Remendes
9

/ HARDWARE / Review
ASUS GTX660 Ti-DC2T-2GD5 HARDWARE
Supplier ASUS Website za.asus.com RRP TBA
A
s per our last GTX 660 Ti graphics and then doubled again to yield double BENCHMARKS
SPECS
card review the ASUS offering the theoretical throughput. So the
Core BASELINE: ASUS GEFORCE GTX680
is clocked much higher than performance gain when compared to
GK104-400
the reference NVIDIA part. Not unusual the predecessor is closer to double, Ha
for graphics cards, but in this particular rather than quadruple as the numbers
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consistently better performance than clocked at such high speeds delivers
24 DX Cast 99.6
the competing HD 7950, even with the such impressive performance that keeps 10 us
Memory 1,0 e 2
recent BIOS update from AMD. the HD 7950 at bay and encroaches on 80
2,048MB GDDR5 p 144.7
Call it cheating or underhandedness the vulnerable GTX 670 more often than 3D
by AMD, but with the GHz edition not. There are some titles where the
6GHz (144GB/sec)
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HD 7970 and the updated HD 7950 overclock makes very little difference as
DirectX 11.1
me 1
firmware, AMD managed to make the the inefficiency is not something that 3,117
OpenGL 4.x
GTX 660 Ti a little less appealing. Add can be remedied by clock speeds, but 3D 3,343
the price cuts to the equation and the these titles are far and few in-between,
OpenCL 1.x Va Mar
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value of the reference GTX 660 Ti is having always been AMD strongholds. ge
severely diminished. Fortunately we are As a result of the smaller 192-bit 34,778
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not dealing with any regular card here memory bus, memory bandwidth is He igine 39,722
but the highest performing SKU of the not particularly impressive despite the ave
PLUS nX
GK104-400 powered GPUs. 6GHz+ clock speed. Fortunately for tre
• Good me 1,998.670
We briefly detailed the technical the ASUS card though, the Samsung
elements of the GPU in our September GDDR5 memory used made it fairly performance 1,871.607
issue review (page 88) so they won’t be easy to reach 7.2GHz. Not quite the • Memory
repeated here, but we will take the time 192GB/s of the GTX 680, but 172GB/s overclocking
to address why it is that NVIDIA chose is still respectable and makes a massive headroom
to outfit the GF114 successor with four difference when gaming at 1080p and • Looks great the GTX 670 is blurred even further
times the number of compute cores. higher resolutions. and, in most cases, the GTX 660 Ti has
While we will admit that the 1,344 CUDA Actual GPU overclocking on the MINUS the upper hand if only because of the
core count does sound impressive, it Direct CU II also faired very well, as • May end up ridiculously high clock speed.
isn’t as simple as making much larger we were able to reach a boost core costing more ASUS has produced an impressive
compute clusters in the GPU. Rather, frequency of 1,200MHz. It is worth than the GTX 670 card once again under the Direct CU II
the four fold increase in cores has been keeping in mind that this frequency will name. It is certainly the best GTX 660 Ti
necessitated in part by the absence of not always apply and it will sometimes BOTTOM LINE we’ve tested here at NAG and one that
a hot clock or shader clock if you will. be a little lower depending on TDP, but The fastest GTX we wouldn’t hesitate to recommend
To keep the same level of performance most of the time it should be around that 660 Ti currently provided you’re not paying GTX
with the GF114 on the GK104-400, the figure. With such a high clock speed, on the market. 670 prices for it.
number of cores had to first be doubled, the difference between this card and – Neo Sibeko
9

/ HARDWARE / Reviews
SPECS 2/3.5” removable; 3x
Cooler Master HAF XM Dimensions

252 x 530.5 x 579mm
Weight
5.25”; 1x 2.5” hidden
Included fans
1x 25cm LED fan
Supplier Sonic Informed 10.5kg (front); 1x 25cm fan
Website www.sonicinformed.com RRP R1,599 Front panel (top); 1x 12cm fan
2x USB 2.0; 2x USB (rear)
3.0; audio Optional fan mounts
C
ooler Master’s HAF-X neatly out of sight; together with
has long dominated the ample conduits and back- Bays 2x 25cm / 3x 12cm
the sub-R2,000 chassis panel spacing, you shouldn’t 6x 2/3.5” fixed; 2x (top); 2x 12cm (front)
market, but what if you wanted to have much trouble with cable
shave off a few bucks from your mess there. If the six standard
PC build without dipping into HDD bays aren’t enough, another
PLUS
the somewhat gaudy looks of two slots feature quick-remove
• Excellent build
the HAF 922? The answer is the docks with a built-in SATA
quality
slightly smaller, ever-so-subtly less controller that hooks up to your
• Loads of cooling
imposing HAF XM – a mid-tower motherboard. Rather surprisingly,
options
chassis that has all the tricks you’d the controller has no access to
expect from Cooler Master, at a the cable management system,
MINUS
more palatable price point. so you’ll have to get creative with
• Upper cooling
Cheaper doesn’t mean a few cable ties.
area is cramped
“cheap”: the HAF XM is well- Cooling options here are
constructed, neat and sturdy. plentiful, and if the standard
BOTTOM LINE
Everything inside has an even 25cm fans aren’t enough to cool
A near-perfect
powder-coat and there aren’t any your components, the XM’s top
mid-range case
burrs or nasty bits on the hunt bay can accommodate up to
that will do just
for wayward fingers. The biggest three 12cm fans or a triple water-
about everything
downgrade from the HAF X is the cooling radiator. Unfortunately,
you could want at
lack of wheels; instead, the XM the nature of the top bay’s design
this price.
uses regular feet that elevate the means that you’d struggle to fi nd
case to provide a bit of breathing space for a double-mounted rad
room for your PSU. Speaking of in a push/pull configuration –
which, the XM features a great it’d have to be one or
cable management shroud that’ll the other.
keep all of your PSU’s cables - Geoff Burrows
9
Phanteks PH-TC14PE CPU Cooler

Supplier Evetech Website www.phanteks.com RRP R999
SPECS PLUS
W
e all know what it’s like to • Cools very well
Weight
be confronted with a new • Quiet
1.25Kg
brand. A brand you’ve • Comes in 5
(with both fans)
never heard of selling yet another colours
Dimensions
component that is near identical
159 x 140 x 171mm
to so many others. The first thing MINUS
Socket
that comes to mind is anything • Too many parts
AMD FM1, AM2,
but intrigue. In fact, when we were • Not very attractive
AM3+/ INTEL 775
first confronted with the Phanteks
- 1155
CPU cooler, we were not moved BOTTOM LINE
Fans
at all. Looking inside the box it was One of the most
2x140mm
neatly packed, with a very high underrated CPU
build quality, but still we remained coolers on the
indifferent. market, but it’s easily
Even more annoying was one of the best yet.
the fact that the box had so
many components and, having
used the Corsair H100, which our favourite air cooler. with these measurements but we components and actually had a
is minimalist in installation So why then would anyone did manage to POST the 3770K name worthy or at least reflective
procedure, we can’t say we even consider buying this CPU CPU at a slightly higher speed of its performance, but we are
were looking forward to the cooler? Well, simply put; all the than we did with the NOCTUA willing to overlook all of that in
PH-TC14PE. To make matters above is irrelevant given just how cooler. Granted there could be light of the fantastic cooling power
worse, the name was anything well this CPU cooler performs. other factors involved, but for the of this unit. It’s massive, yes, but
but cool, it’s a SKU number It’s not close to the NOCTUA most part the system was identical very few CPU coolers can match
more than anything else, and NH-D14 in performance, it’s save for the coolers. In light of it in thermal dissipation or in how
in all honesty, this looks like a identical. In fact in some cases this, we are absolutely blown away quiet it is, definitely worth
variation on the famous and it may be even better. It’s truly by the PH-TC14PE. We do wish buying.
well respected NOCTUA DH-14, challenging to be most accurate it was easier to install, had fewer – Neo Sibeko
9

Review / HARDWARE / FEATURE Xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Akill 100 Mini

Supplier TT3 Digital Website www.akill.net RRP R14,999 COMPUTERS | GAMING | TECHNOLOGY
W
hoever invented the term “dynamite comes in
SPECS
5 - 7 October
small packages” probably couldn’t do the basic
math that proves if you had a bigger package, you CPU
could have even more dynamite, which is obviously better Intel Core
than having less of it – but the point still stands, and it’s for i7-3610QM @
that reason I’ll use that classic cliché when referring to this 2.3GHz
little beast notebook. GPU
You can see the specs for yourself, and it’s a wonder that NVIDIA GT 650M
the manufacturers managed to fit so much power into this 2GB
tiny machine. But its size also comes with a cost of high heat RAM
levels. A single tiny fan spins at great speeds to exhaust the 8GB DDR3
heat produced by the notebook’s internals, which causes 1,600MHz
undesirable levels of heat from the left-side vent (and noise (upgradeable to
levels to match), but even with the fan doing everything it 16GB)
can, the exact spot where you’d rest your left hand during Display
gaming becomes uncomfortably warm within minutes. 11.6” LCD @
Add to that the fact that the keyboard is too small for any 1366x768
reasonably long gaming sessions, and it becomes clear Storage
that this machine is intended to be used with a separate Kingmax XM13
keyboard. Of course, seasoned LAN gamers will already 120GB SSD
have their favoured keyboard, mouse and monitor, so this (upgradeable to
machine should fit in well with any LAN plans. larger SSD or 1TB
So, power – how much does this little guy have? Lots, as hybrid HDD)
it turns out. We put it through its paces in a variety of games Optical drive
and were very impressed. Crysis 2 managed to chug along External USB
at a cool 30 frames per second during the game’s opening DVD-R
scene at the extreme setting; Tribes: Ascend (which comes Connectivity
preloaded on this machine, along with a few other free-to- 2x USB 3.0, 1x
play titles – a nice touch) scooped 48 FPS on ultra; Resident USB 2.0, Wi-Fi
Evil’s benchmark tool spat out an average frame rate of 86.7; 802.11 a/b/g/n,
Hard Reset managed 31.1 at ultra; and Sniper Elite could Bluetooth, 9-in-1
handle itself on its high graphics setting at 27.1. memory
- Geoff Burrows 8 card
reader
PLUS
• Performance
• SSD storage
MINUS
• Lots of heat
and noise
BOTTOM LINE
A highly capable
small gaming
notebook that
could fry an egg
as well as it runs
Crysis 2.
www rageexpo co za
www.rageexpo.co.za
/ GAME OVER /
GG
These are the DayZ of our lives
What makes a game, a game? It’s one of those ostensibly
disingenuous questions that almost inevitably leads to some
sort of drab checklist of this, that, and the other totally
obvious thing – rules, context, objectives, maybe narrative,
a definitive start and a game over1. The DayZ zombie
survival sim mod for ARMA 2 has none of these things. It
doesn’t even have a proper user interface, although I can’t
decide if that’s part of its whole zombie apocalypse vogue or
simply an egregious failure of design.
Anyway, the point is that in an FPS catalogue
preponderated by the been-there, done-that predictable,
DayZ is entirely unique and – more than anything else,
perhaps — defies our expectations of what exactly a game
should be made up of.
At the time of writing this, I’ve survived six days in
Chernarus, approximately 99.8% of that time spent prone.
I’ve got myself a ghillie suit, night-vision goggles, and a
backpack stuffed full of antibiotics, morphine, and baked
beans.
I’ve killed around 80 zombies, some with a hatchet, but
most with a sniper rifle I found in a tent on a hill about
three klicks west of Petrovka. It’s better to avoid close
confrontation. In fact, it’s better to avoid confrontation
altogether. I’ve learned that lesson the hard way, several
times over now. I’ve also learned that it’s safer to move 1 I would also have
added spaceships and
around in darkness, to avoid urban zones unless it’s didn’t get there in time3.
chainsaws, but that’s
absolutely necessary, and that closing doors the wrong way Is this the next big thing in games? Whether or not it’s more of a personal
can break my legs2. actually sustainable in the longer term remains to be seen, preference.
And maybe that’s the most significant aspect of the game but if nothing else for the moment, it’s an extraordinary
2 I’d definitely put that
– it’s not what makes it, but what you make of it. Without exercise in emergent gameplay that discards all established
last one down to an
any predefi ned purpose to it besides staying alive, it’s up to convention and forces the player to think for themselves egregious failure of
the player to decide what to do, and how best to go about rather than adhere to a script. Drama and tension are created design, though.
doing it, and if you mess up, you’ll probably die. Just like a through contingency with real consequences instead of
3 It’s a legitimate
real zombie apocalypse, right down to my boyfriend shutting cutscenes and artificial checkpointing, and that’s something
strategy, I suppose. He
himself up in a house and abandoning me as shrieking bait I want to see more of. was eaten a bit later, so
for the three shamblers who’d suddenly turned up because I - Tarryn van der Byl it all worked out.
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