FrenchShortStoriesEditedforSchoolUse 10156843
FrenchShortStoriesEditedforSchoolUse 10156843
FrenchShortStoriesEditedforSchoolUse 10156843
S H O RT S T O R E S
HA R RY C . S C H W E IK E R T , M A . .
S C OT T , F O RE S M AN AN D C OM PA N Y
C H IC AG O N EW Y OR K
COPY RIGH T 1 9 18
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C ON T E N T S
I N T ROD U CT I ON
I T he Sh ort Story T o d ay
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II T he Sh ort St o ry o f A nti qu i ty
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An E p i s o de o f t h e R ei gn of T e rro r
T h e A th eist s M a ss
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Co lonel Ch ab e rt
M fmm nfn
M ateo F alcone
M U S SE T
C roi s ill e s
MA U PAS SA N T
T wo F ri ends
D A UDE T
A P ie ce of B re a d
FRA N CE
T h e Ju g gle r of No tr e D a m e
B A! IN
T he B i r ds in t he L ette r -
B ox
CL A RE T IE
B oum B o um
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Th e S iren
I N T R OD U C T I ON
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T H E S H O R T S T O RY T O DAY
F i ct ion in i t s mos t c omp rehen sive sense is c oeval with
the beginnings o f literature and the short story is as old as
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was not definitel y attacked until abo u t the middle of the last
cen tur y when P oe b y precept an d pra c tice proclaimed the
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The subj ect matter with wh i c h p rose fict i on deals says
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P ro f Blis s P erry i s human life i tself ; the ex p erien c e o f
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the ra c e under countless c onditions o f exis t en c e And again
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fic tion wri t ers all ha v e s ome th i n g t o say about life That .
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description onl y such however as will not obscure the
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the idea that a short stor y is more than a stor y that simply
hap p ens t o be brief In order t o bring out these distinguishi n g
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su c h as lo v e ha t e j e a lo us y r e v eng e f ri en d s hip c o ur a g e
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d e v o t i o n s e lf s a c r ifi
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c e ; o r again the ap p eal may lie in the
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example hu m o r p a t ho s o r h o r ro r I t i s n ot unusual fo r
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o n e other ma y be me n tio n ed i m i t a t i o n
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T w o of the foremost
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o f t he S t e
pp e,s as well as the lo n ger o f the short stories b y
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T H E S H O R T S T O RY OF AN T I Q U I T Y
Of all t he
ar t s t ha t o f story t elling is surely the oldest
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the legend and the folk tale Thes e s t ories no doubt were
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s ome sor t o f rude shape by the p rofes sional stor y teller who -
r e told
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added to remolded handed down orall y from o n e
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O n e o f these T h e S h ip w r e c k e d S a i lo r p r i n t ed i n C anby s
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the B o o k of R u t h a n d the P ro d ig a l S o n
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the end O f t he t hir t eenth c ent ury that forms o f t he short s t ory
be g an on c e more t o re c eive s p e c ial a tt ention As far as the .
Im a In a bl e source
g written in L a t in
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T his wor k be c.a m e ex
c e e d i n l y p o p ular and was us ed as a sour c e boo k by the -
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s t ory wri t ers o f t he Middle A g e and aft er I t also served
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Wa y s i d e I nn .
On e of t he m os t f as c ina t in g c ha pt e r s i n t he h i s t ory o f
stor y telling is tha t whi c h p ertains to the lit erature O f the
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T H E S H O R T S T O RY IN M O D E R N F RA N C E
B et ween the fourteen th and the eighteenth centurie s
there w a s nothing o f n ote in the de v elopmen t of the Frenc h
short stor y The French no v el had e nj o y ed its first period
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e ffe c ts
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n e w realism quite different from t he a r t i fi c i a l i t i e s t hought
A rnaud, ar n o Gi us ep p a, j oo -s ep pa
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B alz ac , b l z ak
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or b al
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z ak Go d e an , g O dO
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B azi n , b a z an-
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Grod es ch al, g Od sh al
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L angea s , l an z h é
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B é l ug uet , h é l u g e
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B erm ut i er, b é r L em ai t r e, l é m a t r ’
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a t ya
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L oi s el , lw a z é l
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B i anch on, h é an sh O
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B ouc ar d b OC car
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M arqui s de B eaus eant ,
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B ourg eat b OO z h a ké
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B out i n t O t an
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M at eo F al cone, m a t a O f al
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c O né
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B rous s ai s , b rOO -
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B run et i er e , b rfi
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M ath il d e m a t é l d ,
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Ch ab ert , ah a b ar
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M aup ass ant d e m O p a S a n ,
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Ch ell es, Sh el M éri m é e, m a r é m a ’
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Cl aret i e, k l ar -
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M oli ere , m o l y ar -
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C op p é e, k O p a -
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M ori s sot , m O ri s -
C ré b i ll on, k r a h é y an - -
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M ur t a , m u -ré
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C ro i s l
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M uss et , m ii -
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Grot t at , k rii t a -
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Q ui n qu t e , k an k e -
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D au d et , d O d é r O b S p y ar
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D el b e c q , d é l b é k -
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S auv ag e, So v agh
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d é pl an S i m onni n, m O an
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D esp l ei n,
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D u Gu es cli n, d fi gé k lan T hi b au lt t i b O
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F a g u et , f a g é T i st et Ved en e t i s t e v é
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F err au d , f er T ols to i t Ol s t OI
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i f a Sw a Verg ni aud , v arn y O or v ar
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20 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
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melodrama H e said o f himself : . I love exce p tional b e
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ings ; I am o n e of them He had a p assion fo r the .
of
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1 P ri v ate L i fe ;( )
2 P rovin c ial L ife ; ( )
3 P arisian L i fe ;
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4 P olitical L i fe ; ( )
5 Military L i fe ; ( )
6 C ountry L i fe ;
these wi t h ( 7 ) P hiloso p hi c al S tudies c om p ris e nearly all o f
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H u m a ine .
rarel y failed to make his story interes t ing solid and pro , ,
as B alzac .
Th e A t he i s t s M as s C o lo n e l C ha be r t and An E p i s o d e o f
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S c e nes of P ri v a t e L i f e t he o t he r as Po li t i c a l M ost o f hi s
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A N E P I S OD E OF TH E RE IG N OF T E RR O R 1
B y H ON OR E DE BA L! A C
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S aint L aurent S now had fallen s o hea v il y all day long that
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Her sight which had long bee n failing did not e n able her
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o u h f a r e of the F a u b o u r
g g S he went on bra v el y all
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in the midst of this solitude as i f her age were a talisman ,
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R ev o u t i o n w en t h e h p w
fa c t i o n in o er
p i pl y d ho t i l t t h i
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ma de it a ri n c e t o e x e c ut e e v e r o n e c o n s i er e d s e o e r
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his appeara nc e .
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Wherever have y ou p ut away 7 s h e asked o f
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seemed to s ay D O y ou thi nk that I wo uld leav e t h a t in
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o f noble birth S o the y oun g woma n felt co nvi n ced that the
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Madame she s a id to her with i nv oluntary
resp ect forgetting that such a title was n o w forbidden
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What is the m atter c itizeness ? ask ed the shopkeeper
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N o t hin g no t hi n g m y fr i ends s h e answe r ed i n a sweet
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P ardon m e s h e s aid with c hildlike g en tleness T hen
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confe cti one r : H ere i s t he p ri c e we a g reed on s h e added ,
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2 . The r ed ca p wa s t h e s ym b l o of l
r ev o u t i o n a n d wa s w o rn by the
ra d i ca l s .
3 . A g old co i n w o rt h
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D O y o u wan t t o ge t o u r heads c u t o ff y ou wre tc h o f a n ,
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aristo c rat ? he cr ied o ut In a fur y, C ome show us your .
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my supplyin g y ou wi t h materials fo r your p lots !
A S he ended t he c onfe ct ione r made an at t em p t t o t a k e
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b a ck from the old lady the li t tle bo x whi c h she had p ut i nto
o n e o f her p oc k e t s But hardly had his bold hands tou c hed
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the stran ger fi n di n g that her supposed perse cutor did her
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o f the alarm which thi s man had s o short a time ago c aused
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and despair .
to sharpen the sight of the old lad y who thought she saw ,
t hree wi n dows t o each fl oor and t heir frames rot ten with
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house looked like some Old tower that time has forgotte n t o
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i n c om p le t e dar kn ess .
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Hide yourself Hide yours elf 1 she s aid t o h i m though ,
we s o seldom go out our doi ngs are k nown our steps are
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spied u p on .
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Is there an y thing ew then
n ? asked another o ld woma n
w h o w a s s eated near the fire .
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T ha t man w h o has been p rowling round the house si n ce
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A N E PI SO D E O F TH E RE I G N O F T ERROR
won o v er fate The looks of the two wom e n fixed upo n this
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Why lose o u r t rus t in G od m y sisters ? he said in a ,
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voice low but full o f fer v or ; we san g His praises in the
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N0 said o n e Of the o ld women what are o u r l i ves
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H ere are the altar breads said the other who had j ust , ,
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come i n o ff eri n g the little box to the priest
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s h e cri ed o u t I hear foots t eps o n the stairs
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D O n o t be alarmed said the priest i f some one tries , ,
4 . An or d er of m on k o i gi n a ll y g n i ed n M t
s r or a z o . C a rm e l in P le
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bb y p i ll a g ed
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o It w as a nd the i nm a t e s
d p l y d y of t he R v l ut i on
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i s er s e d in the e ar a s e o .
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Yo u are n o t g oing with us then? ex c laimed the two
nuns in g ent le p ro t est a n d with a loo k of somethin g like
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d es p air .
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M y p l a c e i s where t here are still vi ctims w a s the
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p ries t s sim p le re p l y
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There is some o n e on the stair ! ex c laimed the other m m ;
and s h e opened a hiding pla c e c onstructed in the roof
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at the door made both the g ood women star t They were .
t he world for some forty years they were like p lants tha t
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T h y w i ll b e d o ne from t h e L ord s P ra y er
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Two straw mats unrolled o n the floor se rved for beds for
the nuns There was a t able i n the middl e o f the room and
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I f I am t roubli n g y o u i f ,
i f I a m c aus i n g y o u
p ain s ay s o freely
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and I will go away ; bu t be
as sured tha t I am enti r ely devoted t o y ou ; t ha t i f there i s
any kindness I c an d o t o y ou y ou c an clai m it f r om me ,
r M a ny ref us ed a nd b eca m e
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f ge es
re u .
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Fa t her I c ame t o as k y ou t o say a mass fo r t he dead
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Well replied the p r i es t c ome b a ck t his eveni n g a t
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After ha v ing res p ectfully saluted the priest and the t w o holy
women he too k his de p arture showing a kind o f silent
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souls .
kno cked softly a t the door of the garret and was adm itted ,
r oom o f this p oor pla c e o f refu g e where eve ryt h i n g had b een
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floor was damp The roof which sla nted dow n sharpl y on
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there was perhaps never any thing more solemn than this
mourn fu l ceremo ny A profoun d silen ce i n which o n e coul d
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On each side o f the altar the t w o aged nuns kn elt o n the
tiled floor without taki n g any n otice o f its deadl y damp n ess ,
that had bee n saved n o doubt from the pillage of the Abbey
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greatn ess comes from Himself alon e The stran ger showed .
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floor .
fa c r e g e m 11
, cha n ted i n a low v oice touched the hearts o f ,
be forced t o ha v e a share .
When the Office for the D ead was en ded the priest made ,
10 Ou r F a t h er , the o p e ni n g wor d in th e
s L d P y i n La t i n
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d k i ng p i d f o t h e k i ng
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11 . O L or , save the , a rt o f t h e m as s sa r .
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v o i ce
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My s o n i f you have imbrued your hands i n t he b lood O f
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a s to u
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ching as yours a pp ears t o be
At the first words u tt ered b y the p ries t t he stranger gave
way t o an 1 n v o lu nt a r y mo v ement o f alarm B ut he recovered .
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F ather he s aid t o him in a voi ce t hat showed evident
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s i ns O f emotion no o n e i s more i
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nno c en t t han I a m O f
t he blood tha t has been shed
It Is my duty t o t ake your word fo
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r it said t he p ries t ,
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gra v e tone
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C o n sider m y s o n t hat in order t o be guiltless o f this
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Oh yes ! added the old p r i est shakin g his head
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ex p ressivel y from side to side Y es very hea v y ! .
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D O y ou thi n k asked the man as i f s t ruck wi t h horror
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T e r e w e r e t r ee f a c t i o n s : t h e m o e r a t es o r d
i r o n i s t s , t h e r a i ca s o r d d l
J b
a co i ns , a n d h
t o s e w h o w e r e u n ec i e , w a i t i n f or d d d
ev e o m e n t s g d l p .
T h e r ef er en c e i n t h e t ex t i s t o t i s a s t g r o u , m a n h l
o f w o m fin a p y h ll y
v ot e d wi t h d l
t h e r a i c a s f o r t h e ex e c u t i o n o f t h e in k g .
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with which he han dled the bo x had plun ged him into a ,
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Y o u are said the stra n ger t o them in a house the
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Bourbo n s 13
. Formerl y he was a huntsman t o Monseign eur
1 3 T h e na m e o f t h e o y a l h o u s e f F a n c e
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It is marked with the royal c row n ! exclaimed the other
S is t er .
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surrou n ded the stra n ger had become something inexpli c able .
And as for the p riest from that da y he did not even a t tempt
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I t is marked with the royal crow n ! exclaimed the other
S ister .
surrou n ded the stra n ger had become something inexpli c able .
was asso c iated with their protector for the y were s e n t linen
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M u ci u s S cae v ola pro v id ed them with two ci v ic ca rds ,
well di rected .
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dail y ren ewed but was inevitabl y ass ociated with a feeli n g
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T his t ime the S isters o p ened the door before he rea c hed it ,
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C ome s h e said t o him in a vo i ce t remblin g with a ff e ct i on
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him t o sha r e with them the lit t le su pp er t hat had been made
ready .
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Aft er t he 9 t h Thermidor the fall o f R obespierre
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both the nuns and t h e Abbé de M arolles were able t o g o
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b g y Th
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th e e gi n n i n of t h e ea r 1 w er e er e t we l ve
h b g pp d
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m o n t s , t ei r na m es ei n su os e t o c o r res p nd t
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y ea r i n w i c t e h h h y
ca m e h d
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about in P aris without i n cu rri n g the least dan ger The old .
their agents for correspo n din g with the exiled pri n ces an d
the ro y alist committee at P aris The abbé dressed as the .
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What is the matter he asked Madame R ago n
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It s nothi n g s h e replied
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It s the cart with the ex e c u .
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ofte n enough last y ear But toda y four day s after the a nn i .
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Wh y ? s aid the abbé it is n ot C hristia n o f y ou to talk ,
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thus .
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But it s the exe cution o f the accomplices of R ob espierre
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erect o n the cart the man who three day s before had come
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Who is that ? he said the man who ,
It s the hangman
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replied Mon sieur R ago n gi v in g the
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M y dear m y dear c ried o u t Madame R agon Mo n sieur
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l Abb é is dy i n g !
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hy w hi h u ph ld t h i h u h A
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a nd rem in d d v t d t t h m n
a e e o e o e o arc c e e r c rc
l t t o k p l a c i n t h V n de w h n t h N t i on l C n en t i o n
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s er oi u s r ev o o e e e e e e a a o v
t i d t
r e nf o ce i t
e or on i pt i n s t d m n di n g
c t th
s cr m timo th e ac e a a e sa e e
b a t h o f l y a l t y t o t h e ep u b l i c n g v m t h p ri s t
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o nm en t f
r a o er ro e e s .
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N o doubt he said wha t he gave me w a s the h a ndk er
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By H ON OR E D E B AL ! AC
h i s e n emi es admi tted that with him was b u ried a tech n ical
skill that he could n ot bequ eath to an y successor L ike all .
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46 F RE N C H SH O RT ST O R IE S
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1 A f a m o u s F en h n a t u a l i s t
r c r
fi t t w w e G eek p h y s i ci a n s t h e t h i d a G eek p h i l o o
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2 Th e rs o er r , r r s
phe
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in no small degree tha t quality whi c h the E n glish c all e c c en
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t rici ty .N ow he would be attired with a splendor tha t s ug
ested r é b i llo n s sta t ely tragedy and t hen he would d
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3 A F en h w i t e
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c r r o r e .
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a surgeo n .
it comes t o their turn they will get more t han the y g ive ,
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word H orace w a s t he P y lades o f more than o n e O restes
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6 y l ey s C la s s i c
S ee C a
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s hi p wh i h h be m e p bi l
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ng i ng d i t i
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where all un co n sciousl y the y oun g provi nc ial had rev ealed
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p a n i e d b y B i a n c h o,
n to the p o or man s lodgi n g
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a n d himself ,
factor
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I w o u l d n o t think o f allowin g him t o g o t o a n yone else
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H e had this p oor fellow from the C antal admitted to
the H Ot el D ieu where he took the g reatest c are o f him
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for he knew t he o p ini o ns o f his master ; s o B i a n c h o n
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B i a n c h o n s astonishme n t knew no bounds I f he said .
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t o hi mself I had seen him holdin g o n e o f t he cords o f the
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8 A uv e g n e c e n t a l F a n c e
. r ,
r r .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
53
i ng !
B i a n c h o n had n o wish to appear to be pla y i n g the s p y
o n the chief s u rgeo n o f the H Ot el Dieu s o he wen t awa y ,
.
it as a mummer y an d a farce .
“ ”
A farce said D e s pl e i n that has cost C hristendom
, ,
tion o f the real presen ce a n d the schis mthat has trou bled ,
The Vau dois and the Albige n ses refused t o r ec o gnl z e the
”
i nn ovation .
“
Hum ! said B i a n c h o n to himself what has bec o me of ,
other too well The y had alread y exchan ged ideas o n poi nts
.
9 . A b o ok at t ac k i ng o rt h d o o x ca t h ol i ci s m .
54 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
s c al p els o f incredulit y .
“
Whatever do y o u go t o S ain t S ulp i c e for m y dea r -
,
”
master he s aid t o him
? .
“
T o s e e o n e o f the priests there w h o has c arie s i n the ,
B i an c h on .
“
Ah he goes t o s ee diseased k nees
, t he c hurch ! Why in ,
”
he we n t to hear mass ! s aid the student t o himself .
—
g ot out p assed stealthil y alo n g by the wall o f S aint S ulpice
, ,
t o all ap p ea r an c e bu t qu i t e as mu c h a t heists as w e c an be
, ,
y o u and I .
“
I am n ot a skin g y o u abou t all that sai d B i a nc h o n ,
.
B i a n c h on
“
I l i vedu p there for t w o years !
I know t ha t D Art h e z used to li v e t here I c ame
’
. .
,
“
The mass that I have j us t heard i s c onne ct ed w i t h
event s t ha t o cc urred when I was living in t ha t g arre t in
which y ou tell me D Ar t h e z on c e l i ved t he roo m fr o m t he
’
1 0 L i t e ra ll y
. d a y s of d u ra nc e
, .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
57
‘
to warm my froze n fi n gers with my breath in that store
bottle of great men which I sho u ld like t o re v isit with you
,
’
.
'
‘
ever I used sometimes t o a s k myself shall I e v er be able
,
’
t o me
1 1 A f a n i s w o t h t w e nt y c e nt s
. r c r .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS
’
59
‘
But why do y ou get into debt Why ever do you ?
’
c ontract serious O bligatio n s ?
“
They remind me of that princess who on hearing that , ,
‘
the peo ple were i n wan t of bread said Why do n t the y
’
—
,
those rich me n who complai n s that I ask him for too high
,
o c r it
y carries on agai n st t h e ma n that is its superior I f .
1 2 A g o ld
. in w th
co or
60 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
dress shirts be c aus e the y ima gine that with thirty fran c s a
,
paradise .
’
‘ ‘
I kn ow it well my good Bour g eat said I to him but
.
, ,
’
,
62 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR rE S
‘
B ah ! I ha v e some bits of coin B ourgeat answered me ,
’
‘
j o y full y showin g me an old p urs e o f greasy leather
,
Keep .
your li n en .
’
‘
streets stoppi n g at every house that showed a L odgings to
,
“
We dined together B ourgeat who earned some fi ft y
.
,
“
H e g ave me the money required for my exami nations !
1 3 A s o u i s w o rt h o n e c en t
. .
64 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“
When I left this fi n e fellow t o ent er t he H Ot el D i eu as a
resident student he fel t a kind o f sorrowful glo om c ome
,
1 5 A G reek g e n e ra l s eco n d c e n t u ry B C no t e d f o h i s i m p l e h a b i t s r s
t o w h i h h e h d b e n i n i t d t o d i nn
. . .
.
, ,
On c e a r i v i n g a t a h o u
r se c he a e v e er,
w a m i t a k n f o o ne o f h i o w n T h e h s t e s b i ng la t e
, .
s s e r t ai n s s re er o s e
e q u e t e d h i s h el p i n t h e p e p a a t i o n
. ,
w i t h t h e d i n n er H e t h ew o u
’
r s r r r
cl o a k n d b eg n t o c u t fi e w o d
.
,
.
hi s a a W h n h i h o s t a i v ed n d
r -
o e s rr a
e x p r e s ed d i s m a y Ph i l o p oem en ex p l ai ne d t h a t h e w as o nl y p a y i n g t h e
.
s
p ena l t y f o h i s p l a i nnes s
r .
TH E ATH E I S T S M A SS ’
55
, ,
me e v e n n ow !
“
B ourgeat conti nu ed D e s pl ei n after a p ause with e v i
, , ,
“
I w a s the onl y o n e who followed h i s funeral When I .
66 F REN C H S H O R T S T OR I ES
‘
doubts —
M y God i f there i s a sphere where after their
,
, ,
16
r e c o nn a i s s a n t e ?
p
1 6 T h e i n s c r i t i on on th e P a n t h eo n in Pa ri s A g ra t e uf l y
c o u nt r
g
.
to It s r ea t m en .
C OL O NE L C HAB E R T 1
B y H ON OR E D E BA L! AC
let well aimed rebou n ded almost as high as the win dow
,
'
, ,
afte r hi tti n g the hat o f a stran ger who was crossi n g the
court y ard of a house i n the Ru e Vi v 1 enn e where dwelt ,
l
M ai t r e D er v ille at t o rn ey at law -
.
,
“
C ome S i m o nn i n do n t pla y tricks o n people o r I will
’
, , ,
, ,
1 T n l t d by M s
ra s a e Cl B ll r ara e
i s wo t h t w n t y
. . .
2 A f . n ra c nt s r e ce .
67
68 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
a
Wh t trick c an we p lay that cove ? s aid t he t hird clerk ,
r e s u m e d t h e r ei n s o
f G o v e r nm e n t u n d e r s t oo d —
( what
, did
that old nincompoo p ever u n derstand ) t h e hig h m i s s i o n ? —
t o w h i c h h e h a d be e n c a ll e d by D i vi n e P r o v i d e n c e ’—
( a no t e .
C ourts t o le t us p u t six ) — a n d hi s
fi r s t t hou ht
g as is
p r o ve d ,
b y t h e d a t e o f t h e o r d e r h e r e i n a f t e r d e s i g n a t e d w a s t o r ep a i r ,
t h e m i s f o r t u n e s c a us e d by t h e t e rr i ble a n d s a d d i s a s t e r s o f
t he l i
r e vo u t o n a r
y t i m es , b
y r e s t o ri n
g t o h i s n u m e ro u s a nd
f a i t hf u l a dh e r e n t s j -
is fl attering and ought to
,
p lease the B en c h ) — a ll t h e i r u n s o ld e s t a t e s , w h e t h e r wi t h i n
our rea lm , or in c on
q uer ed o r a c ui r ed
q t e rr i t o r y , or i n t he
endo w m e n t s o fp u bli c i n s t i t u tio ns , for we a r e, a n d p r o c la i m
o u r s el v e s c om
p e t en t t o d e c la r e , t h a t t h i s i s t he s p i ri t a n d
m e a ni ng f o the fa m o us S,to p
t r u ly lo y a l o r d er g iv e n i n—
,
“
said G o d es c h al to t he t hree copyi n g c lerks tha t ras c ally
'
con spirac y .
“
Gi v en i n— Here D add y Boucard what is the date of , ,
“
B y Ji n go ! repeated o n e of the cop y ing clerks before
Boucard the head clerk could reply
, ,
.
“ ”
What ! ha v e y ou written by Ji ng o ? cried G o d e s c h al ,
ste m an d humorous .
“ ”
Wh y y es said D esroches the fourth clerk leaning
, , , ,
i s and spelt it by
’
“ ‘
Why ! Mo n sieur Hur e y ou take B y Ji n go for a l a w ,
’
”3
term a n d y o u s a y y o u come from Mortagne ! exclaimed
,
S i m o n ni n .
“
S cratch it cleanl y ou t said the head clerk I f the ,
.
law .
“ —
G i v en z n n u ? asked G o d e s c h al Tell me when .
,
Boucard .
3 A i t y i n n t he n F n
. c n t ed f i t l g l i n t i t ut i n
or r ra ce o or s e a s o s.
70 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
The stove p ipe crossed the room diagonall y t o the chi m ney
o f a bricked u p fireplace ; o n the marble c himne y p iece were
- -
lets glass es bottles and the head clerk s cup o f cho c ola t e ’
.
, , ,
desk with a re v olving lid where the head c lerk worked and , ,
S ilen c e g en tlemen !
,
a nswer from th i s b o
y o f all wor k .
“
Monsieur is your mas t e r at home
,
?
“ ”
This i s the fi fth t ime I have c alled re p lied the V i cti m ,
.
”
I wish to s p eak t o M D erv i lle . .
“
On business ?
well as he can to
The stranger was unmoved ; he looked t imidly about him ,
The inferior c lien t bein g ke p t wai ting o n his feet goes away
, ,
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 73
” “
Monsieur said the ol d man as I have alread y told y o u
, , ,
”
will wait till he is up .
o f h i s cho c ola t e rose from his cane arm c hair wen t to the -
, ,
“
It is the truth monsieur The chief o n ly works at night
,
. .
“ ”
What do y o u thi nk o f tha t for a c ra cked p ot P said
S i m o nnm withou t waiting till the ol d man had S hu t the
,
door .
“
He looks as i f he had been buried and dug up again ,
said a c lerk .
4 A
. op p
c co i n wo rt h a fif t h
er f ent It i no l onge u rent
o a c . s r c r .
74 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
N 0 he i s a r e t ired c on c ier g e
,
said G o d e s ch al , .
”
I bet y ou he i s a nobleman c r i ed B ou c ard ,
.
”
I bet you he has been a p orter re t orted G o d e s ch al , .
o f the R epublic .
“
I bet theater ti ck et s round that he ne v er was a soldier ,
s aid G o d e s c h a l .
“
D o n e with you answered B ou c ard,
.
”
M onsieur ! M onsieur ! shouted t he li ttle messenger o p en ,
“
Wha t can w e s ay to him ? c ried G o d es ch al .
”
L ea v e i t t o me replied B oucard,
.
“ ”
M ons i eur sa i d B ou c ard will y ou have the kindness t o
, ,
“ ”
C haber t .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 75
”5
The C olo n el who was killed at Eylau asked Hur e ?
,
“
The same Mon sieur replied the good man with antique
, , ,
‘
iW h ew !
“
Do n e brown !
Poof !
Oh !
“
Ah !
Bo u m !
The old rogue !
Ting a ri n g ting - - -
‘ ”
S old agai n !
“
Mo n sieur D esroches y ou are goi n g to the play withou t ,
”
pay i n g said Hur e to the fourth clerk gi v i n g him a slap
, ,
“
Which theater shall we go to ?
”
What is a play ? replied G o d e s c h al First w e must .
,
S omethi n g to be see n
“
But on that pri nciple y ou would pa y y our bet b y taking
5 E yl
a u i s a t ow n i n E a s t
'
ru s s i a P An i n d e ci s i v e b at t e l w a s f ough t
b N a p ol eon
. .
h er e , F eb 8 , 1 8 0 8 ,
. et w een t h e F r en c h un d er , an d t h e G er
m a ns and Ru s s i a ns .
76 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“
T o be s een fo r money G o d e s c h al added , .
”
But d o l i s t en t o me !
Yo u are t alking nons ense my dea r b oy s aid Boucard , ,
.
”
IS C ur t ius a p lay
’
? said G o d e s c h al .
“
N s aid the head c le rk i t i s a c oll e ction o f fi gures
,
”
b u t i t i s a s p ecta cle .
“ ”6
I be t y o u a hu n dred fran c s t o a s ou G o d es c h al resu m ed ,
”
o cc u p y .
“
And s o o n and s o f ort h ! said S im o nni n
,
.
”
Y o u mind I don t bo x your ears ! said G o d e s c h al
’
.
“
B esides i t i s n o t p roved that that o ld ape was not m ak
,
”
i ng game o f us he said dropping his argument which w a s
, , ,
“
drowned in t he l aughter o f the other clerks On m y honor .
,
F e r r a u d i s o n e o f o u r c lient s .
“
C ome the case i s remanded till t omorrow
,
s aid B oucard , ..
.6 One c ent .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 77
“
S i nc e n othin g i s settled said B oucard let u s all agree , ,
j
”
N ero S i m o nn i n ma y go t o the pit
. .
“
Gi v e n in Ju ne e ig h t e e n h u nd r e d an d fou rt e en
said G o d e s ch a l R eady .
“
?
”
Q
“
Y es repli ed the t w o cop yi n g clerks a n d the en grosser
, ,
“
A n d w e h o p e t h a t m y lo r d s o n t h e B e n c h the ext em p o ,
“
ri z i n
g clerk wen t o n S top ! I must
. read my sentence
”
through again I do not understan d it my self
. .
“
F o rt y s i x ( that must often happen ) an d thr ee forty
-
”
nines said Boucard
, .
“
W e h op e ”
G o d e s c h a l began again after reading all
, ,
“
through the documen ts t ha t m y lo r d s o n t h e B e n c h wi ll
,
no t be l e s s m a g n a n i m o u s t h a n t h e a u g u s t a u t h o r o f t h e d e c r e e ,
a nd t h a t t h e i l l d u s t i c e a g a i n s t t h e m i s e r a b le c l a i m s o f
y w o
j
t h e a c t ing c o m m i t t e e of t h e c h i ef B o a r d o f t he L eg io n o f
H o no r by i n t e rp r e t i ng t he la w i n t h e wi d e s e ns e w e ha ve
he re s et fo r t h
“
Monsieur G o d e s c h al ,wouldn t y o u like a glass o f water ? ’
“ ”
That imp o f a b o y ! said Boucard Here get on y ou r .
,
“
H e r e s e t fo r t h G o d es ch a l went o n
, Add in t h e i nt e r .
”
e s t of M a d a m e la Vi c o m t e s s e at f ll le n gth
“ ” “
( u ) d e G r a n d li e u .
7 Th e f orem os t t h eat er i n F an c e
. r .
78 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
, .
times .
The old man s aid he had an appoi n tme n t and was shown ,
“
On m y word M onsieur I thought you were j oking yes
, ,
“
The clerks were j oki n g but they were speaking t he truth
,
“
too re p lied the man going on with his work
, ,
M D erville . .
this hour the onl y t ime whe n he can ha v e the silen c e and
—
s t o ck .
8
light a n d shade o r have taken it for a p ortrait by R embrandt
, ,
.
, ,
The old man has t ily removed his hat and rose to b o w to the
you ng man ; the leather linin g of his hat w a s doub tless very
greas y ; his wi g stuck to i t without hi s not i c ing i t and left ,
den removal o i the dirty wig whi c h the poor man wore to hide
this gash ga v e the two lawy ers no i n clination to laugh s o ,
“
If this is not C olo n el C habert he is some thorough goin g
,
-
”
trooper ! tho u ght Bou card .
“ ”
Mo n sieur said D erville t o whom ha v e I the honor o f
, ,
speaki n g ?
“
T o C olo n el C habe rt .
“ ”
Whi ch ?
“
He wh o was killed at Ey lau rep lied the ol d man ,
.
“ ” “
Monsieur the C olo n el went on I w i sh t o c onfide t o y ou
, ,
”
the s ecret of m y position .
c i an s
. D erville signed to Bo u card who v ani shed ,
.
“ ” “
Duri n g the da y s i r said t he att orne y I am not s o
, , ,
”
S peak .
“ ”
Yo u know perhaps , sa i d the dead man that I c om
, ,
9 O n e o f N p o l eo n m o s t f a m ou s m a h a l s H e t o k pa t in t h e
’
a s rs o r
b t t le f E yl u
. .
a o a
1 0 N p l e n B ona p
.
. a o te
o ar .
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 83
bert s widow
’
?
“
M y wi fe y es Mo n sieur Therefore after a hu n dred
—
,
.
,
“
When I came to my self Mo n sieur I was in a position , ,
“
B u t t here was somet hin g m ore aw ful t han c r i es ; t he r e
w a s a silen c e su c h as I ha v e never k nown elsewhere — li t e r
ally the silen c e o f the grave At las t b y raising my hands
, .
,
snow !
“
At that moment I p er c eived tha t m y head was cut open .
-
,
o f be i ng heard .
? I
p u fl e d m y self up usi n g m y feet
,
as a spring resti n g on o n e ,
‘
this was not the moment for sayi n g R espect courage i n mis ,
, , ,
, ,
s on .
S hutti n g a ma n up .
“
At the end of t w o years detention which I was com ’
o ut ,
either wi t h the air o f c old p oli t eness whi c h y ou all ,
”
P ray resume it ! c ried t he ha p less o ld man ta ki n g the ,
“
young lawyer s hand ’
Tha t i s t he firs t polit e word I have
.
heard sin c e
The C olonel we p t Gratitude choked his voi c e The
'
. .
“ “
ni ng bec ome dearer to the gambler than the obj ect he has
at stake The y oun g lawy er s words were as a mi racle to
.
’
the lady who havi n g been ill o f a f ever for fifteen y ears
, ,
“
Where was I ? said the C olonel with the simplicity of ,
“
At S tuttgart Y o u were o ut of p r iso n said D erville
.
,
.
”
Y ou know m y wi fe ? asked the C olo n el .
”
Yes said D er ville with a bow
, ,
.
”
What is s h e like ?
“ ”
Mo n sieur said h e with a sort o f cheerfulness for he
, ,
—
, ,
— I
been co n sidered o n e o f the smartest o f fo p s i n 1 7 9 9 ,
“
Well on the ver y da y whe n I was turned o ut in t o the
,
”
ra o re ec es o e
n h R lut i n
. . .
e xt re mi t s f th
s F o e re c ev o o .
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 91
“
H e related his ad v entures ; they were n ot less e xt r a o r di
n ar y tha n m y own ; he had latel y come back from the fro n
tiers of C hi n a which he had tried to cross after escapin g
,
the globe as pebbles are rolled b y the ocea n when storms bear
them from shore to s hore B etwee n us we had seen E gy pt .
,
mighty — N a
y I am wro n g ! I had
,
a father — the E mperor !
Ah ! if he were but here the dear man ! I f he co uld s ee h i s ,
‘
endure ! B outin m us t be dead ! I told myself and in f a ct ’
1 5 A fa m ou s h o p i t a l i n P a r i s
. s .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 93
“
At last I went to the house o f an old lawy er w ho h a d
been in charge of m y a fia i r s This worth y man was dead
.
,
, ,
t r at ed fur y ,
when I called u n der a n assumed n ame I was not
ad mi tted and o n the day when I used my o wn I w a s turned
,
o u t o f doors .
.
,
”
lived for ve n geance ! cried the o ld man in a hollow voice ,
“
a n d suddenly standing up in fro nt o f D er v ille S he knows .
me
With t hese words t he veteran dro pp ed on t o his cha i r
again and remained mo t ionless D erville sa t i n silen c e .
,
“
It i s a s erious business he said at le ng th me c hani c all y
, ,
.
“ ”
Oh,
said the C olonel coldl y with a haughty j erk o f , ,
“ ”
h s head
i i f I fail I c an die but not alone
,
—
,
.
r evenge .
“
We must perhaps compromise said the law y er ,
.
” “
C ompromise ! echoed C olonel C habert Am I dead or .
,
”
a m I alive ?
”
loa n ; you ha v e estates to re c over ; you are ri c h .
ban kr u ptc y .
“
I have t o t han k y ou my dea r s i r fo r r em i ndin g me o f
, ,
” “
that a ffair r e p li ed D e r vil l e
,
M y p h i lant hro p y w ill n ot .
“
A s D erville finished t he sent en c e he s a w on h i s des k
(
,
Fren c h p os t o ffic e s .
“ ”
A h ha ! sa i d he w i t h a lau gh he r e i s t he las t a ct o f t he ,
”
c omedy ; n o w we shall s e e i f I have been t ak en m !
H e t oo k u p the le tt er and o p ened i t ; bu t he c ould not r ead
i t ; it was wri tt en i n German .
“
B ou c ard go yourself and have t h i s l e tt e r t ransla t ed
, ,
”
and b rin g it bac k i mmedia t ely sa i d D e r ville hal f o p eni n g , ,
suburb o f Heilsber g .
“
Thi s look s like bus i ness c r i ed D e r v i lle when B ou c a r d
,
“
had given h i m t he subs t an c e o f t he le tt e r B u t l ook he r e .
,
” “
m y boy he wen t o n addressin g the not a r y I shall want
, , ,
i t no t t ha t o ld ras c a l Ro gu i n
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 97
Well was it not that ill used man who has j ust carrie d
,
-
me n t of C h ab ert s estate ’
? I fan cy I hav e seen that in the
”
do cuments in ou r case o f F e rr au d .
“
Yes said C r o t t a t
,
It was when I was third clerk ; I
.
“
S o that C o mte Ch a b e rt s personal fortune w a s no more
’
”
than three hundred thousand franc s ?
“
C onsequently s o i t was ol d fellow ! s aid C r ot t a t
,
Yo u .
lawy ers someti m es are ver y clear headed though you are -
,
their p oetry .
rec ently built t his house seemed ready to fall i nto rui n s
,
.
“ ”
a sho p sign D erville read the words Fan c y Goods, The
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,
puddle full o f s t able litter into which fl owed the rain water ,
-
ville w a s angry .
t o the bo y s
S ilence in t he ranks !
The children at once kep t a respectful silen c e which ,
“ ”
W hy did you no t write to me he said to D erville Go
? .
”
a lon g b y the c owhouse ! —
There the p ath i s p aved there ,
the door b y which the C olonel had come out C habert seemed .
damp that o n the side where the C olo n el s bed was a reed ’
mat had been n ailed The famo u s box coat hun g on a n ail
.
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.
, , ,
have altered his feat u res ; the lawy er percei v ed i n them tra c e s
of a happ y feeli n g a particu lar gleam s et there b y hope
,
.
“
Does the smell of a pipe a nn o y y ou ? he said placing ,
“
But C olo n el y ou are dreadfully uncomfortable here !
, ,
“ ”
Here said he t o himself is a ma n who has o f cou rs e
'
, ,
An E gyptian !
“
We gi v e that name t o the t roo p ers w h o c ame back from
t he expedit i on into E gy pt o f whi c h I was o n e N o t merely
, .
read .
“
H e might have lodged y o u better for y our money s aid ,
D er v ille .
“
B ah ! s aid the C olonel his children sleep o n the straw
,
“
C olo n el tomorrow or next da y I shall recei v e your
, , ,
”
a live !
”
C urs e the mone y ! To think I have n t got an y ! he c ried
’
“
To me said t he soldier It appears ex c eedin gly simple
, ,
.
, ,
—
for the de c lared value t he valuation t hus made s t ood a t
s i x hundred thousa n d fra n cs Your wife had a right t o half
.
s eventy fi -
v e thous and fran c s Then as t he remainder wen t
.
,
n o w what ca n y ou claim ?
,
Three hundred t hous and fran c s ,
“
A n d you call tha t j usti c e ! s aid the C olonel in dismay ,
.
W hy cer t ainly
,
A p retty kind of j us t i c e !
S o it is m y dear C olo n el Y ou see that what you though t
,
.
,
“
But s h e w a s no t a widow The de c ree is u tt erl y void
.
“
I agree with you Bu t every c as e c an get a hearin g
. .
”
s u m than y ou can p rove a right to .
“
That would be to s ell m y wi fe !
With twenty four thousand fran c s a year you c ould find
-
“
L et us go together .
“
C a n I possibl y gai n it ?
“
T o be sure I am a gra n d officer o f the L egl o n o f Honor ;
,
“
Well until then D erville went o n will y o u not ha v e
, , ,
“ ”
I wi ll go t o t he foot o f the Ven dOm e c olumn ! he c ried
18
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18 A l
c o um n in the P l ace Vend om e P a ri s erec t e d by Na p ol eon in
y
.
h
, ,
o nor of his a rm .
1 06 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“
And will there be n o ho p e fo r m e a t t he M inistry o f
”
W ar ?
“
The war o ffi c e ! said D erville Well g o there ; bu t .
,
t ak e a formal legal opi n ion with you nullif y ing the c ert i fi
‘
”
t o o glad i f they c ould an nihilate the men o f the E m p 1 r e .
mined b y grief .
1 08 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“
Asking your p ardon s i r s aid he tak in g D erville by
, , ,
“
And wha t t hen re p lied D erville
? W hat con c ern have .
”
y o u wi th him —B u t w h o are
y o u ? s aid the cautious lawyer .
“ ” “
I am L oui s Ve r gni a u d he at on c e replied ,
I have t wo .
”
words t o s ay t o you .
“
S o you are the man who has lod g ed C omte C habert as I
”
have foun d him ?
“
A s ki n g your p ardon s i r he has the best room I would
, ,
.
.
—
“ ”
He ?
‘ ‘
s ays to him R eall y General
, , B ah ! says he I am n o t ,
”
you know him s i r ? ,
“
But my good man I have n ot time t o listen t o your s t o ry
, , .
“
H e hur t our feelings S ir as sure as m y name i s L ou i s
, ,
9
were a good sort to len d us a hun dred crown s o n the
— 1
back y o u r m o n e
D er ville looked at the dair y man a n d stepped back a few ,
pleasure .
“
An d will that be soon ?
Wh y y es ,
.
“
N ow said D er v ille to hi mself as he got i nto his cab
, ,
“
agai n let u s call o n o u r oppo n en t We mu st n ot S how our
,
.
1 9 Th e F en ch c w n o f t h e i 8 t h
. r en t u y w a s w o rt h a b o u t
ro c r
110 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
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,
2 0 T h t p e i o d f t h e F en c h R ev o l u t i o n w h en t h e f c t i o n i n p o w e
a r o r a r
m de it p i n i p l t x c u t e ev y n e n i d e ed h t l t t h e
.
a a r c e o e e er o co s r os l e o ir
ul e It l t ed f o m M a c h 1 7 9 3 t t h e f a ll of R o b e s p e e m 1 7 9 4
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r . as r r , , o i rr .
1 12 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
o wn i n t e r es t
H e ho p ed t o g et so m e p la c e by h i s mas t er s ’
.
, , ,
a n d managed him s o well tha t she had made g ood use o f him
,
There lay the secrets o f life and death to her there lay the ,
widow had n ot been the mean s o f ally ing him to any body ;
he was alon e a n d u n s u pported i n steeri n g his wa y in a course
fu ll of shoals a n d beset b y e n emies Also perhaps when .
, ,
deli v ered her from tha t man P erha p s he was half mad .
,
selves .
“
There is s omethin g very s t range i n C omte F er raud s
’
”
position said D erville to himself on emergin g from his
, ,
C rillo n n or a R oha n 3
A C omte F er r a u d c an only g e t in t o
.
2
2 2 T h e n m e of t h nk f
a m e l y gi v en t a m em b e of t h e Upp er
e ra or r o r
Ch m b
.
a er
F n h g n
.
2 3 Tw
. o l f t h l 6t h nd 1 7 t h ent u i s
re c e era s o e a c r e .
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“
Is it by telling me su c h nonsens e as that tha t y ou thi nk
”
m
you ca n ake me grave ? s aid she with a shout o f l aughter .
“ ”
M adame he said with cold and piercing solemnit y you
, , ,
c ase and that matter once s ettled we S hall gain every p oint
, ,
.
“ ”
What the n do y ou wish to disc u s s with me
, ,
?
“ ”
I t is false s h e cried with t he violence o f a spoiled
, ,
“
woman .I ne v er had a letter from C omte C habert ; and
i f someone i s pretendin g to be the C olonel i t i s some swindler , ,
”
C h a b ert s who have ever come as I shall all who ma y come ,
.
“
Happily we are alo n e Madame We can tell li es at ,
.
”
o u r ease said he coolly a n d fi n di n g it amusi n g to lash up
, ,
“ ”
Well then we mu st fight it o ut thought he instantly
, , , ,
to
“
Madame S aid D er ville I am at this moment as much
, ,
“ ”
But Mo n sieu r said the C omtesse pro v oked b y the
, , ,
“
It i s impossible t o foresee what view the B ench may take
o f the questi o n I f o n o n e side we have a mother a n d
.
“
A n d w h o he i s ?
C omte F e r r a u d .
‘
M onsie ur F erraud has too great an a ffection for me t o o ,
but i f some one were to tell him that his marriage is v oid ,
”
N o M adame
,
.
pa t e n t from the Ki n g .
“ ”
A hit ! s aid D erville to himself I have you o n the
”
hip ; the p oor C olo n el s cas e i s w o n ’
B esides M adame . ,
“
he went o n aloud he would feel all the les s remorse because
,
1 20 F R EN CH S H OR T S T OR I E S
on c e on e o f t he noble wr e ck s o f o u r old ar my on e o f t he ,
youn g e r .
”
Ah ha ! c r i ed the little c lerk w h o will be t an even i ng
, ,
r ed ribbon ?
“
Hi s wi fe has t aken t hat in hand the C omt esse Ferraud , ,
said B ou c ard .
“
Wha t nex t ? said G o d e s c h al Is C omtes se Ferraud
.
”
r equired t o belon g t o t w o men ?
“ ”
Here s h e i s answered S i m onn in
,
.
“ ”
H e i s at home S ir s aid S i m o nni n
, ,
.
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 21
“
I s ay B oucard there is goi n g t o be a queer scen e i n the
, ,
C omte C habert .
“
An d i n leap y ear said G o d e s c h al the y mu st se ttle the ,
c o u n t betwee n them .
“
S ilence gen tlemen y ou ca n be heard ! said B ou card
, ,
“
severely . I n e v er w a s in a n o ffice where there was s o m u ch
j esti n g as there is here o v er the clie nts .
” “
Madame he said n ot knowi n g whether it wou ld be
, ,
’
,
”
L et me see M on sieu r said the C o u n tess impatie n tly
, , .
l e C omte C habert n e e
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,
1 22 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
”
conditio n s .
“
M adame s aid t he lawyer the p reamble brie fl y s ets
, ,
dair y man with whom your husband has been lod gi ng t o all ,
.
, , ,
“
Tha t will not suit me in the least said t he C ou n t es s ,
“ ”
with surprise I will be a p art y to no suit ; y ou k now w h y
. .
“ ”
B y the third clause D er v ille went On with i m p e rt u rb a
, ,
—
C omte C habert an incom e o f twent y four thousand francs
on go v ernme n t stock held in his name t o revert t o y ou a t ,
his death
“
But it is much too dear ! exclaimed the C ountess .
”
C a n y ou compromise t he matter cheaper ?
”
P os sibl y .
”
Y ou want him to remain dead ? S aid D er v ille inter ,
ru t i n
p g her hastily
1 24 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
”
k n ows that y o u are u n recognizable .
”
agai n st a sur p rise .
perhaps by the blow j ust dealt him the most cruel he c ould
—
“
C ome M onsieur
,
said she t aki n g his arm w ith a gesture
, ,
t o be led t o t he c arriage .
“ ”
Well get i n s aid s h e when the footma n had le t down
, ,
:
the step .
“ ”
Where to asked the servant
? .
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 25
To Grosl a y said s h e
,
.
Paris .
“
Mo n sieur said the C ou n tess In a to n e o f v oi c e which
, ,
“
st a rted on heari n g this si n gle word this first terrible Mo n , ,
a gitatio n .
“
Monsieur repeated s h e after a n imperceptible pause
, , ,
”
I kn ew y ou at on ce .
“
R osin e said the Old soldier those words co ntai n the
, ,
”
o nl y balm that can help me to forget m y mis fort u n es .
“ ” “
Mo n sieu r s h e we n t o n could y ou not have guessed
, ,
o f me .
,
”
right I ask you
,
?
“
Y es you were right I t was I wh o w a s the idiot the
, .
,
o w l the dol t
,
not to ha v e c al c ulat ed better what the c o n s e
,
L a C ha p elle .
“
T o m y cou n tr y house near Groslay i n the valley o f fi , }
“
with a sad sweet gaze at t he C olo n el but have not I bee n
, ,
desires and allowed her first husband t o dis c ern the men t al
,
The C ountess had t here a deli ghtful hous e where the C olonel ,
a ki n d hear t .
S orrow had made the C olonel even more hel p ful ahd good j
ville s client
’
.
despotically .
fatiguing fifth act drops half dead leavi n g with the audi
, ,
Alas ! s he exclaimed
”
I w ish I were de ad ! M y posi tion
is i ntolerable .
Wh y what ,
is the matter ? asked the good man .
”
N othi n g n othi n g ! , she replied .
a n d sa t down by her
”
R osine said he wha t i s t he m att er wi t h y ou
, ,
?
S he did n ot answer .
t he s c ene .
“ ”
Y o u d o no t answe r m e ? t he C olonel s ai d t o his w i fe .
“
C all h i m your husband my p oor c h i ld ,
r e p li ed the ,
“
C olonel in a k i nd vo i c e
,
Is he n o t t he fa t her o f yo ur
.
”
c hildren ?
t o anythin g
“
My dear said t he C olonel t aki n g p osses sion o f his
, ,
“ ” “
What ? s aid t he C olonel Is no t m y word enough fo r
.
”
you ?
’
The word authen ti c at ed fell o n t he old m an s hear t and
roused i nvolun t a ry distrus t H e look ed at h i s wi fe i n a way
.
tha t m ade her c olor ; she c ast down he r eyes and he feared ,
“ ”
Ca n I a cc e pt su c h a s acrifi c e ? re p lied hi s w i f e If .
“ ” “
But s aid C haber t c an n ot I live he r e i n y ou r li ttl e
, ,
“
“ ”
D o exa ctly as you like s aid t he C ountess ,
I de c lare .
ought no t .
.
C OLONEL C HA B ER T 1 33
the o ffice .
“ “
In deed Mo n sie u r said D elb e c q I shou ld ad v ise y ou
, , ,
”
wou ld pa y them .
o f her busi n ess to p a y the small est atte n tion to the slight
“
The n we shall be obliged to p ut him i nto C harento n ,
“ ”
said s h e si n ce we ha v e got him
,
.
“
A nd y ou may add that o ld horses c an ki ck ! sai d he .
t o lea p the dit c h H e had seen the trut h l n all its nakednes s
. .
his character .
firs t husband .
“
M o n sieur ,
D E L B EC Q
”
Y ours etc,
. .
, , ,
m i n ded In spite of his rags i n spite o f the mis ery stam ped
.
,
a zero .
is mi ssing .
j ustice has s et upon him aft er his first fault has not there ,
“
Y es sir s aid C haber t r l s m g
, , , .
”
I f you are an hones t man D erville wen t o n i n an under ,
“ ”
t one how c ould you remain in my deb t
,
?
“ ”
What ! M adame Ferraud has no t p aid y o u ? cried he
i n a loud voi c e .
“ ”
P aid me ? s aid D er v ille S he wrote t o me tha t you .
subterfuge .
“
M onsieur said he in a voi c e t ha t w a s c alm by shee r
, ,
“
hus kines s get the g endarmes to allow me t o go i nto t he
,
“
S end her that said the soldier and you will be p aid
, ,
’
c an the unfortu n ate do ? They li v e and that i s all ,
.
“ ” “
What ! said D ervi lle D id you not sti p ula t e for a n
.
allowan c e ?
1 40 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
p erha p s it i s ha pp y .
“
That old man my dear fellow is a whole poem or a s t h e
, , , ,
”
F errand ?
“
That old Bic etre pauper i s her lawful husba n d C omte ‘
,
”
him a t tha t momen t .
“
Good mor n ing C olo n el C habert said D e r vi lle
, ,
.
1 64 ,
R oom 7 he added looki n g at D er v ille with timid
, ,
“
a n xiet y the fear of an old man and a child
,
Are y ou .
”
goi n g to V isi t the man c onde m ned to deat h ? he asked ,
C OLONEL C HA B ERT 1 41
”
lu cky !
“
Poor fellow ! said G o d e s c h al Would you like some .
thi n g to bu y s nu ff
With all the simplicity of a street Arab the C olo n el ,
eagerl y held out his han d to the two stran gers who each ,
“
The n ature of his wound has no doubt made him childish ,
said D er ville .
“
C hildish ! He ? said another old pauper who w a s looki n g ,
‘
was too y oun g to be there said H y aci nthe But I was at ,
’
.
Jena 29
. And the P r u ssian made o ff prett y quick withou t ,
”
aski n g any more questions .
“
What a desti ny ! exclaimed Der v ille Tak en o ut of .
the Foun dli n g Hospital to die i n the I n firmar y for the Aged ,
2 9 At R b ch vi ll a g
os s i n S x ny
a th G m n d f e t ed t h e
a e a o e er a s e a
F n h N v 5 1 757 l i n S x n y t h F n h u nd e
,
At J n
.
,
re c o e a, a so a o e re c r
N a p ol eon d efea t ed t h G e ma n O t
, .
, .
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, e r s, c .
1 42 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
seen for I have seen crimes agai n st which j usti c e i s impo t ent
,
.
i n v e n ted are still below the trut h — You will know somethi n g
o f thes e pre tt y thi n gs ; as for me I am goi n g to li v e in the
,
“ ’
I ha v e seen p lent y of them already i n D esroches office ,
r eplied G o d e s ch al .
1 44 F REN C H S H O RT S T OR I ES
P aris .
MAT E O FA L C O N E
By P R OS P E R M ER I M EE
m aqu i s
1
The m aqu i s i s t he home o f the C orsican shepherds
.
1 T h e n am e g i v en t o t h e b u s h o u n t y o f C s i c a
. c r or .
M AT EO FA L C ONE 1 45
, ,
, .
promised well .
,
”
y o ur c a r i be r a .
5
I have m y dagger .
“
You are not the so n o f M ateo Falco n e Will y o u let me .
”
be arrested in front of y our house ?
nearer .
b elie v e that it had not bee n stirred for some time The n .
,
, ,
5 A a t i d g b el t
. c r r e .
M AT EO FA L C ONE 1 49
”
now ?
“
Oh , I am not y et as big as y o u cousin the child , ,
“
That will come B u t tell me ha v en t y ou see n a man
.
,
’
”
go b y ?
“
Ha v e I seen a man go b y ?
him
“
Ah y ou y o u n g scamp y ou are play i n g the fool ! T ell
, ,
“ ”
Who kn o ws ?
“
M a y the de v il take y ou cursed scamp that y ou are ! ,
“
An d what will papa s ay ? asked F o r t un a t o chuckli n g ; ,
1 50 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
y
,
.
A nd F o rt u n at o wen t on c hu c klin g .
“ ”
M y fa t he r is M a t e o F al c one he s a i d wi t h em p h as i s
,
a
.
D o you k now l i tt le s c am p t ha t I c an t a k e y o u o ff t o
, ,
C or t e o r t o B as t ia ? I w i ll p u t y o u t o slee p i n a c ell o n ,
H e s aid a g ain :
“
M y father is M at eo F al c one .
” 6
Adj utant said one o f t he volt ig e u rs under his b r eat h
, ,
”
do not le t us get into trouble w ith M a t eo .
.
,
sl i ght es t emo t i on .
.6 T h e l i g h t i n fa n t ry em p l o y ed a s c o un t y p o l i c e r .
1 52 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I E S
with a bi t te r s m ile
“
Why are y o u lau ghin g at m e ?
“ “
M ay I l ose my e p aule tt es c ried t he adj ut ant i f I d o
, ,
Fort unato li fted his left hand also and i ndi c at ed wi t h his ,
betwee n himself a n d the hay rick that the volt z geurs imme
’
Gia n etto laid o n the gro u n d and tied up like a bun dle o f
, ,
again .
“
S on o f he said with more scorn than anger , .
“
Y o u were runn ing j u st n ow qu icker tha n a y ou n g goat , ,
farm of C r e s p oli .
“ ”
Good said the prisoner ; y ou will p ut a li t tle straw on
,
”
the tter wo n t you to make me more comfortable
li ,
’
,
?
huge sack o f chest nuts while her hu sban d stru tted alon g
, ,
1 54 F REN CH S H OR T S T OR I ES
“ ”
g ood reputation H e w a s well s p oken o f as the s a y ing is ;
.
,
“ ”
Wi fe s aid he to,
down your sack and be
, ,
”
r eady .
8
bandolier whi c h migh t have in c onve n ienced him H e .
to fire from c over His wife walked at his heels holdin g his
.
,
“ “
I f by chan c e he thou ght M ateo should be a r elation
, ,
relatio n ship t
) ,
.8 A h uld b lt w i th
S o t idg l
er ps
e ca r r e oo .
1 56 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
”
C urs e s a i d M ateo very l o w
, ,
.
,
“ ’
L et s have a dri n k comrade he said , ,
.
t ied behi n d h i s ba ck .
They did their best to satis fy him ; then the adj utan t
“ ”
ga v e the si gnal for the start said g ood bye to M ateo w h o ,
-
,
did not ans wer and went down at a smar t p a c e t owa r ds the
,
plain .
“ ”
Father ! cried the child comi n g nearer with tears i n , ,
“ ”
Who gav e y ou that watch ? s h e asked ster n l y
”
M y co u si n the ad j u tant
,
.
“ “
Woma n Said he is this child min e
, ,
?
“
What are y o u s ay i ng Mateo ? D o y o u kn ow to whom
/
,
y ou are speaking ?
“
Well thi s child is the firs t o f his ra c e to be a traitor
,
.
the ground with the butt of his g un then threw it across his ,
“
He is your so n s h e said in a trembli n g v oice fixi n g
, ,
passi n g in hi s soul .
“ ”
L ea v e me an swered M ateo ; I am h i s father
, .
“
F o r t u n a t o go u p t o that bi g ro c k
,
.
“
S ay your p rayers .
”
S ay your p rayers ! re p eat ed M at eo in a t errible voi c e .
end o f ea c h p ra y e r .
“ ”
H ave y o u done ?
”
What have you done ? s h e c ried .
”
Justi c e .
Where i s he ?
‘
In t he r a vine I a m g oin g t o b ury h im. H e die d a .
—
m y s o n i n l a w T i o d o r e Bi an chi to com e and li v e wi t h us
- .
, .
1 60 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
e qually fas c inatin g whe t her his s c ene is l aid in remo t e times
o r in the P a r is o f his o w n day C r o i s i lle s sele ct ed
.
L o ui s ! V
C R O I S I LLE S !
By A L FR E D DE MUS S E T
AT TH E
‘
r ei gn o f L ou i s ! V a youn g m an
begi nni ng of t he ,
j y
o o f br i n g in g g ood news c aused h i m t o wal k t he six t y
p uzzled his brain to find rhymes ( for all these r a ttle p ates
are more o r les s p oet s ) and tried hard t o turn o ut a mad
,
C o py ri gh t 1 88 8 by B rent a n s
’
, ,
o .
C RO I S I LLES 1 61
house .
He found the shop closed and kno cked again and again , ,
poss e ssed ;
N o t realizing as y et the exte n t o f his mis fo rt u n e C roisi lle s ,
1 62 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
, ,
J ean w
,
,
h o had s erv e d his family for a numbe r o f years ,
“ ”
Ah ! m y poor J e an ! he ex c laimed y ou know all t hat has ,
die over t here and I c anno t even g o and find him I c an j oin
,
bra v e nor C hris t ian ; for at the ver y wors t what is there t o
, ,
I know that w e are not all alike but a fter all nothing is , , ,
a fter the hatchet E ver y one has his time of trial i n this
.
—
of the fermier gén éral happen ed to pass w ith her go v er n ess
, .
The man sio n i n which she li v ed was not far dista n t ; C rois
i lles s a w her en ter it This meeti n g prod u ced o n him mor e
.
II
W H E N we tr y to picture to o u rselv es n owaday s what w a s , ,
”
called a fi n an cier i n times go n e b y we i nv ariably imagi n e ,
n atu re whi ch ren ders fatter than the rest of mankin d those
who fatten not onl y upo n their own lazi n ess but also u pon
, ,
was his coat I d o not know but tha t his brain was gilded
.
h 1 s last s o u 4
to his c reditors I w a s absent when all this .
\
A g ld
o coi n wo t hr
4 . O ne cen t .
1 68 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“ “
M y b o y said he I am willing t o believe t ha t y ou are
, ,
y o u \
o . o
“
It is useles s sir answered C roisilles ,
I f y ou refuse
, .
”
I wish y ou every good fortune .
“
And where are y ou going ?
drow n y ourself .
“
Yes s i r ; at least I think s o i f my courage does no t for
, ,
s ake me .
“
That s a brigh t idea ! Fie on you ! How can y ou be su c h
’
”
a fool ? S it dow n s i r I tell you a n d li ste n to me, , ,
.
continued :
“
It is eviden t t hat you are no t hin g b u t a S Im p l et o n a fool , ,
friend all that i s not e n ough ; one must reflect upon the
,
ad v i c e fo r —
ins t an c e , I mi ght gi
ve it t o y ou ; but what is i t
,
“
Whether I belie v e in God o r not is no bu s i n ess of y o u rs ,
.
”
ha v e y ou see n m y daughter ?
, ,
“
Who told y ou her name was Ju lie What are we comin g
?
rich as s h e .
“
S omethi n g more is necessar y my boy ; y o u mu st ha v e a
“
,
n ame .
“
Well ! my n ame is C roisilles .
n ame ?
“
Upon my soul an d conscien ce s i r it seems t o me to be as , ,
”
good a name as Godean .
“
Y o u are v er y imperti n e nt s i r a n d y o u shall rue it
, ,
.
o ffen di n g y ou I f y ou s ee in wh at I said a ny t h i n g t o wo u n d
;
'
”
straight t o drown my self ?
Although M G o d e au had promised hi mself t o send C rois
illes away a s gentl y as possible in order t o avoid all scandal , ,
“
L is t en he s aid almost beside himself a nd determined
, , ,
“
t o c los e the matt er a t a n y c os t Y o u are n o t such a fool tha t
.
ri c h ? No Are y o u noble
.
? S till less s o What is this .
’
?
”
humble servan t .
“
On e momen t ! I t shall not be said tha t you had re c ourse
t o me in v ain There my bo y here a r e three louis d or ; go
.
, ,
’
a bout y ou .
“
M u c h obli g ed ; I am n ot hu n gry and I have no use for ,
”
y our money .
meditat ions .
not hing to o ff end her i n i t ; for love sin c e the world has
'
r easonable cours e .
“
What course do you wish me to take ?
“
We shall s e e about th i s answered C rois i lles as he hu r
, ,
“ ” “
This then ex c laimed C roisilles is all that remai n s
, , ,
“ ”
An d why do y o u ask me that said he
? .
“
M y wife replied Jean is cooki n g me some for di nn er
, ,
“ ”
I thank y ou with all my heart s aid he t o the old man , ,
purses which he e m
,
,
ptied each co n tai ni n g fifty lou is
,
.
”
forwarded to my father ?
“ ”
S ir replied Jean eagerl y
, ,
y our father especiall y
,
was n ecessar y to pay all his j ust debts All that he has left .
,
c o n trary they p erhaps feel more k eenly t han others and are
but too pro n e t O blow their brai n s o u t in a m o men t o f des p air ;
but this moment on c e p assed i f they are still alive t hey mus t
, , ,
h e r chin in her hand with her far away look she seemed in
,
-
, ,
her rouge beneath which one could g uess her p al enes s all
, ,
the sple n dor o f her t oilet did bu t the more disti nc tly brin g
,
.5 A p l a y by V o l t ai er .
C RO I S I LLES 1 71
“
e a s u r e o r lo v e ; whether it mea n t
,
What ,
the y ou n g lad y .
—
M ademoiselle Tell m e exa ctly I b e g o f y o u what fo r
, , ,
m e i f Fa t e c an be s o cr ue l as t o le t a m an de c eive hi m sel f i n
a manner a t on c e s o s a d and s o swee t I believe tha t you .
“
What ever you may do you r ima g e re m a i ns mine ; you c an
,
—
to explain her c hara cter she w a s waitin g From the a ge o f .
,
Ing ,
and i n smili n g seemed to her a c hildish vain almost
, , ,
—
, ,
S uch was the repl y which the maid at once took t o C rois
illes wh o gave her a n other louis for her trouble
,
.
V
A H U N D R E D T H O U S A N D C R O W NS are not found In a don
k ey s hoof p ri n t a n d i f C roisilles had bee n suspicious he
’
-
,
p utting a notice upon the door s t ati n g tha t his hous e was for
'
costed hi m .
“
S ir he s al d I be g your p ardon fo r t he li b erty I take
, ,
.
”
res p e c table p lace where su c h things are done ?
“
U p on m y word s i r ! answered he I f y o u are seeki ng
, ,
j ust w h ere I am g oi n g .
“
What c an I do now he as k ed hi m self t o g e t money ?
, ,
1 85
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.
, ,
“
What a gran d thi n g it is thought C roisilles to risk all , ,
t r a d er f
’
abou t the r oom ( without forge tting either her dear fan or the
p assin g glance at the mirror ) Juli e allowed herself t o sink ,
i t
. At this mome n t for the first time i n her
,
life she remem ,
This thought bro u ght a smile to her lips ; a proj ect stran ge , ,
crippled aun t who n ev er stirred from her arm chair and had
,
-
,
o ld ,
s e emed to have bee n left in the world expressl y as a
specime n o f hungry mi ser y Bli n d gouty almost deaf s h e .
, , ,
her beaut y i n this case was the whim that was carr y i n g
, ,
, ,
y o u o , a t .
p ersuaded her .
“
Y e s m y c hild
,
s h e repeated se v eral times
,
I kn ow what ,
it i s I k n ow what it i s
—
,
.
M A U P A S S AN T
( 1 85 0 1 8 9 3 )
-
p romisingly real i s ti c .
1 92
M A U PA SS A N T 1 93
1 89 3 .
T H E N E C K LACE 1
By G UY D E MA UPA S S A N T
,
.
,
great es t ladies .
1 . T ra n s l a t ed by H . C . h
S c wei k ert .
1 96 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
on ,
i ng :
“
Wha t am I t o d o with that ?
”
very fine t o m e .
s tut te r ed :
“
What s t he mat t er W hat s t he ma tt er
’ ’
? ?
c heeks :
“
N o t h i ng Only I have no clothes and t herefore can t
.
’
“
L et s see M a t hilde H o w much would a suitable dress
’
,
.
,
” 3
hundred fran c s .
However he said : ,
“
All right I ll gi v e y o u four hundred fra n cs But do
.
’
.
“
What s the matter ? Y ou ve been quite queer the las t
’ ’
thr ee day s .
p u t o n I shall
. look wretched I d almost rather n ot go t o .
’
the re c e p tion .
“
Y o u c ould wear natural flo w ers It s very stylish thi s ’
.
magnifi c e nt roses .
“
N o ; there s nothing more humiliati n g than to look poor
’
. .
“ ”
C hoose my dear ,
.
hesi t ated and c ould not make up her mind t o leave them
, ,
‘
“ ”
Y ou haven t an y o t hers
’
?
ou
y .
, ,
H e asked
Y o u are su r e that y o u s t i ll had it when leavin g t he bal l ?
“
No .
“ ’
!
And he w en t o ut S he r emained there in her evening
.
,
f ound i t .
“
Y ou must write to your frie n d he s aid that y ou have , ,
S he wrote as he dictated .
N ext day the y t ook the box i n which it had been contai n ed
to the j eweler whos e name w a s on the inside H e co n sulted .
h i s books .
TH E NE C K L A C E 20 1
”
o nly ha v e furnished the case .
co unter .
! IV It h a s g a ll eri e s a n d a c a d es s t i ll fa m ou s f o r r s o s,
Jew l r y h p
.
e s o s.
5 T w ent y d o ll a s
. r .
202 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
a t fi ve sous a p a ge .
6 . One cent .
20 4: F REN CH S H OR T S T OR I E S
I m h app y en o u g
’
Mm e F o re s t i er had sto pp ed
. .
“
Yo u s ay t h a t y o u b ou g ht a dia m ond ne ck la c e t o r e p lace
”
m in e ?
, ,
? T hev
”
w ere ve r y m u c h alike .
hands .
“
Oh ! M y p oor M athilde ! Why m i ne w a s fals e
, . I t was
”
wo rt h at m ost fi ve h und r e d fr a n c s !
TH E W RE C K 1
By G UY D E MA U P A S S A N T
IT W A Sy es t erday t h e 3 1 s t o f D ecember
,
'
a n d foreign stamps .
Georges said t o me
“ ”
Allow me ?
C ertai nl y .
a n d I am no w fifty .
1 T r ans a t el d by
H C S c w ei er t h k
y
. . . .
2 . l d
An i s an i n t h e B ay o f B i s ca .
20 5
F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
t he S l s t o f D ecember .
-
.
, .
o f the R ue de R ivoli
4
but l o w with an air o f mys t ery as , , ,
“
After I had wa n dered abou t thes e p i c turesque s t reet s
for some time I boarded the small s t eamboat bla c k and ,
were visible abo v e the water s edge encircli n g the c ity like ’
3 A ci t y in sou t h ea s t e r n F r a n ce on t h e B ay of B i s ca y
P i s n t ed f h p
.
.
,
4 A s t r ee t in ar o or it s s o s
n m e gi v n t P
. .
5 Th e a th e o e r o t e s t a n t s i n F r a n ce i n t h e 1 5 t h a nd
Th y we b p
.
1 6t h c en t u i es r f t en e re o s u j ect e d to er s e c u t i o n
A i t y o n t h e S ei n e R i e
.
6 c v r It i s n o t e d
f o r i t s s h 1 p p i ng , f o r i t s
b g
.
mt e c t u r a l m o n u m en t s a nd a s t h e s cene o f t h e urni n of oa n o f J
i
rc ,
re
P
.
7 The r o t es t a n t s w h o w er e fo ll o w er s of J oh n Ca l vi n i n s t ea d of
Lut h h y l l d H u gu n t
.
er In F r a n ce t e w e re c a e e o s
pi t o s b h e d d i n P ri s 1 8 2 2
. .
8 . F ou r con s ra r e a e a , , f o r t r ea s o n .
9 . A f am o u s F r e n h
c t a t es m n ( 1 5 8 5
s a
2 08 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
— ‘
in the ni gh t and s t eering by cha n ce o n a f oamy
, s ea a
milk sou p sea i t was c alled by the c aptain was wre c ked
’
- —
‘
Is tha t the Islan d o f Ré ? ’
‘
Y es monsieur
, .
’
The M a r i e Jo s ep h ? -
’
‘
Yes
’
.
“
I resumed :
‘
But c aptain there must be a hu n dred fathoms o f wat e r
, ,
H e laughed .
‘
A hu n dred fathoms m y dear s i r ! N ot t w o fathoms , ,
I assure you ! ’
“
H e w a s from B or deaux 0
H e co n ti n ued .
1
‘
It is high tid e n o w twe n ty mi n utes of te n Walk alon g ,
.
10 In t h e F r en c h
t h e c a t a i n s ea s t h e p p k di l a ec t of B or d ea u x , h h
w ic
it is p d
1 m p o s s i bl e t o r e r o u c e i n t r a n s a t i o n l .
TH E W RE C K 20 9
“
It w a s like all the mi n iatu re seaports which s erve as
c apitals f o r the barre n little isla n ds scattered alo n g the
,
-
,
.
i n terior .
“
I walked rapidly across this y ellow le v el o f sand elasti c ,
b y the s e a the smell o f the ocean , the good str on g sce nted
, ,
-
ap pr o a c h ed an d n o w r e s e m bled a hu g e s t randed wh a le
, .
e x p an s e o f s a nd ,
fl at and yello w i t as s u m ed s u rpr i s i n g
,
’
p r o p or t i ons
. I re a c hed i t a t las t a ft e r a n h o u
,
r s w al k .
s h o wi n g li k e t h o s e o f a n a ni m al a n d i t s r i b s o f t a rr ed wood
,
p i e rc ed b y l a r g e n a i ls c learly visibl e T h e s a nd a l r
. eady
w a s envelo p i n g i t e n t er i n g t h r ou g h t he r en t s ho ldin g i t
, , ,
t wo wh i t e wo r ds on t he bla ck p lankin g M a ri e Jo s ep h ,
-
.
“
I c l i mbed u p on th i s c or p se o f a shi p by t he lower s i de ;
and a ft er g a i nin g t he de ck I wen t down i n t o t he i nte ri or .
vaults o f p lank
“
I be g an t o t ak e no t es o n t he bo nd i t i o n o f t he vessel .
a n d r e gula r ,
o f t he worms gnawi n g c easelessly m akin g a ,
o ld p lan k s .
“
They w e r e s eated side by side on a p roj e c tin g bea m ,
“
Althou gh busy w ith her s k e tc h t he oldes t gi r l k e pt o n ,
t allest .
“
S he had su c h a droll way o f speaking of tellin g th i n g s , ,
1 1 A F rench b a t h i ng eso t on t h e B a y of B i s ca y
. r r .
TH E W RE C K 21 3
“
All o f a s u dde n she murmured :
‘
I heard a slight mo v ement o n the ship .
’
“ !
The tide had returned ; and it w a s about t o surround us
We were on deck i n a trice It was t o o late The wate r
. .
c overed the sand ; but alread y the water was s o far i n that
we could n o lo n ger see the fleei n g li n e o f its edge .
“
The En glishman wa nted t o j ump i n but I held hi m b ack ;
,
fright base and stealth y li ke the tide All the dan gers
, , .
‘
li ke shouti n g Help ! But t o whom
’
?
“
The two y ounger girls were cli n gi n g t o their father wh o ,
“
And the night was falli n g with the same rapidity that
the ocean was rising a heav y n ight wet a n d icy
, , .
“
I said !
‘
There is n othing t o d o but to remain o n the boat .
’
“
On e o f the little girls was cold and the idea sugg est e d
,
“
D ar knes s now envelo p ed us and w e remained c rowded
,
“
I asked m y self w h y that strange feeling o f ha pp i nes s
a n d j oy which p ermeated me .
“
S o o u r anxiety in c reased fr o m se c ond t o se c ond as the
gusts be c ame s tron g er a n d s t r on g er N o w the sea was hé .
“
T he E n glish girl was shaki n g ; I felt her shi ve r ing
a g a i ns t me and I had a m ad des i re t o f old her i n m y arms
,
.
“
Out t here before us t o t he l eft t o t he ri gh t behind us
, , , , ,
“
From t ime t o time t he E n glishman s t ru ck a matc h t o see
t he t i me ; t hen he p u t h i s wa t ch bac k i nto h i s p o cket S ud .
s u p reme g ravi ty
‘
M onsieur I w i sh y ou a H a pp y N ew Yea r
, .
’
“
F i rs t I had a desi r e t o l au gh ; t hen I was se i z ed b y a
s t ron g and queer e m oti on .
“
I t was somet hin g s i n i s t e r and su p e r b t h i s son g o f the ,
sublime Av e Caes a r m o ri t u ri t e s a lu t a m us 12
.
”
12
“
Ha i l C a es a r ! W e wh o a re a b o u t t o d i e s al ut e y ou It wa s
t h e a dd res s of t h e G l a d i a t o rs ent eri ng t h e a rena t o t h e Ce s ar
.
.
, , ,
.
,
TH E W RE C K 217
“
The tide became higher and now was batt er ing ou r
wreck As for me I thought o f nothi n g but that v oi c e An d
.
,
.
what would the sailor hav e said ? M y trou bled spirit was
c arried away in a dream ! A S iren ! was she not in fact a , ,
t o her right side The En glish girl had falle n right over me
.
‘
.
“
The father said : The one I was holding a n
‘
s w er ed Y es a n d made a movement to dise n gage herself
’
, .
“
S urely at that insta nt I could have wi shed that the boat
, ,
wou ld split i n two s o that I might fall int o the sea with
,
her .
“
The En glishman wen t on
‘
Just a trifle o f a lurch ; it is nothin g I ha v e my three .
daughters safe .
’
lost !
I rose slowly an d all at o n ce I s a w a light o n the s e a
'
, , ,
o u r imprudence .
“
We were saved I was sor r y fo r it ! They too k us o ff
.
“
The E n gl i shman now rubbed his hands and mur mu r ed
‘
A g ood su p per ! A good su pp er !
’
Jo s e p h .
“
We had t o se p arate the n ext day a fter many hand ,
“
I was hi t hard ; I want ed t o as k t ha t youn g gi r l t o m arry
me I am sure tha t i f we had p assed ei g h t days to g e t her I
.
and h o w in c om p rehensible !
T w o years rolled by withou t my hear i ng a wo r d from
them Then I received a lette r from N ew Y ork S he w a s
. .
all t h at .
22 0 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
.
,
Then the man with the bronzed face said s p eaking slowly ,
“
P erm i t me t o ex p lain Fright ( and the hardiest o f men
.
“
A s fo r m y self I had a t a s t e o f frigh t in broad daylight
,
D e c embe r .
“
A nd ye t I ha v e c ertainly had many a narro w es c a p e
, ,
“
But that w a s not fright .
fright is .
“
And here is what happen ed to me i n that lan d of Africa
I w a s crossin g the broad san d d u nes i n the south of
Ouargla 2
That is on e of the stra n gest co u n tries in t h e
.
“
There were two of us m y self a n d a frien d a c o m p an i ed , ,
“
S omewhere n ear us i n a direction which we could not
, ,
roll.
2 A pa r t of t h e Sa ha ra D e s er t i n A g eri a l
N h l di g y A l g e ri a
.
h
.
3 . a tive o rs e s o er s s e r v i n i n t h e F r en c a rm in .
222 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
,
And behold all .
,
d r um.
“
Tha t day I unders t ood what i t w a s t o be fr i ghtened ; I
k new it even be t ter o n an other o cc asion .
“
P ardon M onsieur but that drum W ha t was it
,
?
,
?
“
This drum i s therefore no t hing m o r e than a sort o f
mira g e o f sound That s all Bu t this I learned only lat e r
.
’
. .
“
I go o n t o my s e c ond ex perience .
So .
“
N e a r t he fire p la c e an o ld d og sh aggy haired and almos t ,
-
“
Ou ts ide t h e f u r i ous s t or m b ea t u p on t he li tt le house ,
slee p in g dog r o used himself abru p tly and raisin g his head , , ,
“
S o for a n hour the dog howled without moving ; h e
howled li ke someo n e in the agony o f a dream ; and fright ,
’
know ? It was fright that s all ,
.
“
The dog immediately bec a me qu iet ; a n d we remained in
a spell o f silence e v e n more terri f yi n g S udde n ly all o f u s .
with its nails ; the n all o f a s u dde n a head app eared agai n s t
the glass o f the p e ep hole a whi te head with two glisten i n g
-
,
“
Then there was the noise o f a great explosio n i n t h e
kitchen The o l d guard had fired Quickly the so n s r u shed
. . ,
, , ,
“
We remained there u ntil dawn unable to mo v e or t o s ay ,
“
At the foot o f the wall against the door the o ld d o g lay
, , ,
h i s j aw shattered by a bullet .
fri e n ds looked as red a s fire and the t rees already russet and , ,
,
“
stan c es M S auvage heavin g a si gh murmured :
. .
,
Nice ,
we used to ha v e
“ ”
Ah ! muttered M S auva g e W hen shall w e go fishin g
. .
again ?
“ ”
S uddenly M o ri s s o t hal t ed : Another nip
,
? he said .
we go ‘ 7 ’
“
What d y ou me an ?
’
”
Fishi n g .
Where ?
”
pass .
,
.
“
M o ri s s ot stammered : —
I say supp ose we were t o meet
”
s om e ?
2 30 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
hesitated t o go furt he r .
At l a s t M S auv a g e t oo k t he p l un g e
. C ome o n ! B ut we .
”
must kee p o u r eyes s ki nned !
They g ot down int o a vineyard where they cre pt along all , ,
eyes and ears ben t double t akin g c over behind ev ery bush
, ,
.
them from the far bank The little i sland restauran t was
.
draught o f fishes !
They placed their s p oil carefull y i n a very fin e meshed net -
, ,
B ehind the hous e that t hey had thou ght deser t ed t hey
p er c eived some twent y German soldiers .
“
The P r us sian smiled I s ee no t bad Bu t we ve other
— . .
’
out p osts you mus t assuredly have been given the p assword
,
“
The o fficer c ontinued : N O o n e will ever know ; it will
be all right ; you can g o home quite easy i n your minds I f .
”
you refuse it s death instan t death C hoose
—
,
’
. .
”
lies I sup p ose
,
?
“
The officer said : I give y ou o ne mi nute ; not a secon d
”
more .
. .
n o answer .
“
Adieu M S au v age he stammered out
, . .
“
M S au v age an swered : Adi eu M M o r i s s o t
.
,
. .
“
Fire ! cried the o fficer .
Twel v e shots ra n g o ut a s on e .
wav ered spun roun d and came dow n across his c omrade
, , ,
“
The offic er c alm as ever s aid quie tly : I t s t he fis h
, ,
’
”
who ve g o t the luck n o w ! and wen t ba c k towards the house
’
.
o ut : Wilhelm !
A soldi er in a white a p ron c a m e runn i n g u p The P r uss i an .
“ ’
Ge t t hese little affairs fr i ed a t on c e while t hey r e s ti ll
ali v e First rate like that !
.
-
And he wen t b a ck t o hi s p ip e .
2 36 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“ ’
‘
B ut i f instead o f em p loyin g the word supernatural t o
,
’
‘
t h e word i n explicable that would be much better At a ll
,
’
.
“
My special business there w a s an i nves t igation o f the
5
a cti v ities c on n ec t ed with t he vende t tas On e finds some o f .
4 T h e c a p i t a l o f C o s i ca
. T h e i s l a n d o f C o r s i c a i s a p r ov i nc e o f
r .
F a n ce
r
by w h h f ll w k n m en
.
5 A v en d t t is th
e a m d ef l f ed
o e o se -
r res s 1c e o -
i s
b u nd t t k ng ny p e n a l i nj u y d n e t
.
w ere o o a n e fo
e ve ea c r a a m mrs o r o o e
b er f th i
o l n e r c a fam i l y
or .
TH E HA N D 2 37
through M a rseill es 6
.
“
S oo n e v er y o n e busied hi mself about thi s strange i n di
vidual who li v ed all b y hi mself comi n g out o nl y to hunt ,
ran that he was a man o f high rank who had fled his country
for political reaso n s ; an d some i n sisted that he had com
mi tt e d a terrible crime and was hi di n g S ome e v e n supplied .
of hi m .
“
Howe v er as the rumors about hi m conti nued grew mor e
, ,
hi s estate .
6 Th e
. l g ar es t p o rt in s o ut h e rn Fra n c e a nd the poi nt of
'
d epa rt ure
for C ors ica .
2 38 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“
Finally o n e eve n in g as I p assed b y his house I not i ced
, ,
“
H e r e c eived me with all t he meti c ulous c ourtesy o f the
E nglish s p oke in glowing te rm s o f F ran c e and o f C orsica
, ,
“
S o I asked him with mu c h p re c aution under t he s em
, ,
‘
I ve had many adventures oh !
’
“
I remarked
‘ ’
Thos e are all formidable animals .
H e smiled :
‘ ’
‘ ’
I ve hunted men a great deal t oo
’
,
.
“
His livi n g room was draped in black black silk em b r o i d “
ered with gold L arge yellow fl owers bed ec ked the somber
.
‘
I t has c ons t ant ly t h r ea t ened t o run away T ha t c ha i n .
i s ne c essary
’
.
“
I glan c ed i n qu i ri ngly a t t he ex p ression o n hi s f a c e as ki ng ,
m yself :
‘
Is he c razy o r j us t a morbid j oke r
,
?
’
“
I no t iced t o o that o n t he t able t here were t hree l oaded
, ,
a tta c ked .
“
I v isited h i m s eve r al t imes m o r e T hen I s t op p ed g oin g
. .
“
A half hour la t er I ent ered the house o f the E n glishma n ,
toget her with the preside nt o f t he poli c e board and the c hief
o f p oli c e .The vale t dis t ra c ted and In despair stood outside
, ,
i n n ocen t .
“
The guilty p ar t y has never b een found .
“
The vest w a s t orn a detached sleeve hung loos e and
, ,
“
The E n glishman had been s t rangled ! His f ace black ,
tor n flesh where the fi n gers had plowed through and spoke ,
‘ ’
It lo oks as though he had been stra n gled b y a skeleton .
a t the spo t where I had see n that horrible han d with the
S ki n tor n off It was n o lo n ger there The broken chai n
. .
“
The n I stooped o v er the corpse a n d noti c ed in the mouth , ,
“
Then we proceeded with the i nv estigatio n We di s c ov .
“
Here i n a few words is the depositio n o f the ser v a nt
, ,
d i a t el y .
“
O fte n ,
tak in g a riding whip i n a fit of an ger which -
,
“
He we n t to bed v er y late an d carefull y locked hi mself i n .
and it was o nly whe n he came to ope n the wi n dows that the
serva n t found S ir John R owell assassinated He s u spected .
no o ne .
“
I told the magistrates an d the officers o f the police what I
knew abou t the dead man an d a minute i n quir y was made ,
“
Then o n e n i gh t t h r ee months after the crime I had a
, , v
,
“
The nex t day i t was brought t o me havi ng been found ,
“
There ladies y o u have my s t ory I know nothin g more
, .
ab ou t i t .
ex c laimed :
“
Bu t tha t i s n o t a d é nouemen t o r an ex p lanation W e ,
.
”
s hall n o t sleep i f y o u d o n o t t ell us wha t your t heory i s .
detta .
,
s
F a t h e r G a u c h e r s E li xi r, bo t h p rinted i n this
volume t w o
’
D e c e m ber 1 6 1 8 9 7 , .
TH E L A S T LE S S ON 1
By A LP H ON S E DA UD E T
T H AT morning it w a s quite late before I started for
school and I w a s terribly afraid I should be scolded
, ,
n otice e x claimed
, ,
“
N o t s o fast child ! You will reach school soon e n ough !
,
domai n .
1 T ra n s a t e l d by M a ri an M cInt y r e Co py ri gh t 1 89 9 , by Li t t l e
y
. .
, ,
B ro w n a nd C o m p a n .
2 46 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
”
to be gi n wi t hou t you .
2 T h e s k u ll c a p w o rn by t ea c h ers
.
-
.
2 48 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
“
I shall n o t chi de t hee m y li ttle F r an z ; t hy p unishmen t
,
‘
day B ah ! I have t Im e enou gh I wi ll lea r n tomorrow
,
. .
’
E a c h o f us has somethin g t o r e pr oa c h hi m s el f wi th .
“
Y ou r p a r ent s have n ot shown enou gh anx i e t y abou t
havin g y ou edu c at ed They pr efer r ed t o s ee y o u s p i nnin g
.
,
sous 5
. And have I no t h i n g wi th wh i c h t o r e pr oa c h myself ?
5 A s ou i s w o rt h o ne c ent
. .
TH E L A S T LESSON 249
ti n iest pupil ; for the youn gest were absorbed i n tra c ing
—
had c hanged The des k s and ben c hes were p oli sh ed and
.
“
in g c ame history and then t he li ttle one s san g thei r B a B e
, , ,
”
Bi Bo Bu
, t o g ether Old H auser a t t he b a ck o f t he r oom
, , .
, ,
“
M y friends he said my friends I I — —
,
“
VI V E LA F RA N C E
H e r emained standin g a t t he blackboard his head resting ,
6 T h e An gel u s i s a C a t h o l i c d e t i o n l ex r i s e re p ea t e d a t m o rn
vo a e c
u n et u p n t h e i n g i n g o f t h e h u h b ell
.
i ng n
,
n ndoo ,
a s s o r c rc .
2 52 F RE N C H S H OR T ST O R IE S
p arts .
, ,
o e.
TH E P O P E S M U LE
’
253
, ,
-
the onl y Je a nn e t o n he was e v er kn own to ha v e that good ,
my rtles o f C h ateau N eu f
—
.
, ,
dan ce with his cap which greatl y scan dalized the cardi n als
,
“
but made the people s ay : Ah ! the good pri n ce ! Ah ! the
”
ki n d Pope !
What the P ope lo v ed best in the world n ext to his v i n e ,
6 A not h
. n me f th erd i t i t i n lu d i n g A i gn n
a or e s r c c v o .
2 54 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
manger ; and never did he rise fro m the table without seeing
with h is o w n e y es the p re p aration o f a grea t bowl o f wi ne
in the Fren c h fash i on with su g ar and s p i c e whi c h he took ,
hide shining back broad and full c arr y ing proudly her thin
, ,
mule fo r all her inno c e n t look had led more than o n e man t o
, ,
S he felt him behind her her hoofs itched ; and reason enough ,
t oo .
—
That good fo r nothi n g T i s t et p la y ed her such villai n ous
-
1n
g.
“
Ah ! grea t Hol y F ather what s the matter indeed ! M o n ,
’
the belfry .
All alone ?
TH E POPE S ’
M UL E 257
“
Ah ! bandi t i f I o nly escape what a kick tomorro w
,
—
”
morni n g !
That idea o f a kick put some courage i n to her heart ; with
o u t i t she ne v er could have held good At last the y ’
.
,
7 A P ov enca l exp es s i o n of p i ty
. r r .
258 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
p erilous situation .
o f the spiced wine came bac k and with t hem good humor -
,
,
t hat the P ope s head mus t ard beare r had d i ed sudd enly at
’
-
2 60 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
p arin g fo r t he c eremony .
V edene made his e ntr y into t he papal c ourt yard All the -
.
,
8
the devil s advo c a t e in bla ck velvet the c onven t abbots i n
’
, ,
’
P ope s guard in full uniform the three peni t ential brother ,
and the li ttle cler k who walk s behind t hem with a bell t he ,
, , , ,
the t ips a n d a dainty lit tle beard tha t looked like slivers o f
, ,
fine metal falle n from the chis el o f his father the goldsmith ,
.
The rumor ran that the fingers o f Queen Jeanne had some
times played i n the curls of that golde n beard ; and in truth , ,
the S i eur de V edene had the s elf glorifyi n g air and the -
8 T h e d o ct o r w h o o pp o s es t h e ca nd i d at e f or c a no ni at i o n
.
z .
TH E P O P E S M U LE
’
2 61
ran cor .
9 . l d
A n i s an i n th e R h o ne , nea r i t s m out h .
T H E R E V E R E N D FAT H E R GAU C H E R S E L I X I R ’
1
BY A L PH ON S E D AUD E T
That is F ather Gaucher s eli xir the pr ide and the heal t h ’
,
”
o f o u r P rovence the good man informed me trium p hantly
2
.
,
C hart reuses ? 4
And i f y o u only knew how amus
ing the story o f this elixir is ! Jus t lis t en .
f rom E rasmus or D A s s o u c y
5 6 ’
“ ’
The grea t wall a n d S t P achomius towe r were fallin g .
1 T a n s l a t ed by W i ll i m M et c l f e
. r a a .
2 A di st i t i n s ut h e n F an e
r c o r r c
d o f Au gu t i ni n m n k s f u n d ed i n 1 1 2 0
.
.
3 An or er s a o o
by t h e C t h u i n m n k s
.
,
4 A l i qu u m ad
.
e r e ar s a o .
5 A f m us D ut h s h l
.
a o 1 465 1 5 36
c c o a r, -
6 A b u l es qu e p et
. .
. r f th 1 7th
o e n t u ry
o e c .
2 62
F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
‘
Y our R e v erences he said in a good natured tone t wist
,
’
-
,
‘
i n g a t hi s oli v e stone beads it s a true saying that em pt y ’
-
,
o f o u r di fficulties .
‘
It s this w a y You k now Au n ti e B eg on the good woman
’
.
,
who took care of me w hen I was lit tle God rest her soul the
—
,
is tha t when Au ntie B egon w a s ali v e she knew the herbs that
grow in the mountains as well and better than any o ld hag in
C orsica A n d b y the same token i n her latter days s h e com
.
, ,
“
He had not time to fi n ish The prior got up and fell .
o n his neck The c an ons took him b y the han ds The treas
. .
“
As fo r Brother Gau c her the poor l ay brother whos e
,
and formidable pla c e ; and any bold and i nquisi tive monk
w ho managed t o rea c h the rose window above t he door by -
, ,
“
At c lose o f day when t he las t s t ro k e o f t he A n g elus
,
10
c r e et l
y a n d his
,
R everen c e betook himself to the church f o r
‘
Hush ! H e has t he s e c ret !
The t reasurer walk ed behind him an d s p ok e t o h i m ,
p lanted with orange t rees the blue roofs where new vanes -
,
‘
They o w e all t ha t t o me ! his R everen c e sa i d i nwardly ; ’
g us t s .
1 0 Th e A n g el u s i s a Ca t o i c h l
ev o t i o n adex er c i s e l rep eat ed at m o rn
p h b ell
.
i ng , n o o n, a n d s u n s et , u o n t h e ri n gi n g o f t h e c u r c h .
2 68 F RE N CH S H OR T S T OR I ES
torre nt o f t ears .
‘
It was the elixi r my lord ; it was the elixi r that o v er
,
,
.
,
“
And seei n g him so conscien c e s mi tten s o p enit en t the -
, ,
‘
C ome c ome F ather Gau c her se t you r m i nd a t rest ; i t
, , ,
‘
U n fortunatel y it is m y lord ! The gauge gives me t he
,
, ,
t ongue !
‘
Ah t o be sure !
,
B u t lis t en for another mome n t
to what I am goin g to s a y to you When y o u are .
, , ,
‘
ing to the root s o f his hair Thes e last t w o evenin g s I have .
enou
g h mu ch the worse
,
so .
‘
F o r a ny sake do n t do that the prior i n terrupted e x c i t
’ ’
,
‘
e d ly . We must not ru n the risk of maki n g our customers
d i s satisfied All y ou ha v e to do n ow that y ou are
.
,
forewar n ed is to be o n y o u r guard
,
L et u s s e e how .
,
drops eh ?
,
L et s s a y twenty drops The D ev il
’
fully .
’
“
The distiller y heard some stran ge o ffices
began .
‘
S e v entee n eighteen n i n etee n twenty !
The drops fell from the stirring rod into the S ilver gilt — -
—
fath e r s tirred i t ge ntl y with hi s stirring r o d and in the li t tle ,
‘ ’
H ere goes Another dro p ! .
‘
g ossips , who talk o f maki n g a banquet or : M as t e r ’
’
Andrews little shepherdes s goes off to the wood by her little
s elf and always the famous one about the White Fathers :
’
,
‘
P at at i n ,
“
Imagine his c onfus i on nex t day when his c ell mates said -
to him slyly
‘
E h eh F a t her Gaucher you had a bee in your bonne t
, , ,
dis c ipli n e But nothi n g c ould avail agains t the demon o f the
.
bega n anew .
I t s at n i gh t is i t n ot m y dear s on t hat
’
arranged .
, , ,
t he demon a ssails y o u ?
‘
Y es S ir P rior re gularly every evenin g
, ,
W hen .
‘
Well t hen k ee p you r mind easy
, ,
In fut u r e .
,
‘
O t h a t i s g ood than k you S ir P rior
’
.
, ,
“
And in fact from tha t moment every evenin g a t t h e
, , ,
13
D om ine .
“
And while t he p rayer ran along all thos e wh i t e c owls
,
(
In P ar i s t h er e d well s a W h it e F ath er, ;
P a t at i n , p a t a t a n , t a r ab i n , ta r ab an ;
In P a r i s t h er e dwel l s a W h ite F ath er
W h o s et s all t h e l i t t le n un s dan ci n g ,
T ri p, tri p , t rip , tri p i n a g arden ;
W h o s et s al l t h e
“ ”
M er c y on us I f my p arishioners heard me !
13 . L et u s p ra y , 0 Lo d r , pa rt of t h e Cat h li
o c s erv i ce.
C OPPEE
—
( 1 8 42 1 9 0 8 )
2 73
2 74 F REN C H S H OR T S T O R I ES
A PIE C E OF B RE AD
By FR A N C OI S C OP P EE
7
F ran cois H e n ri de H ardimo n t w a s k illed at Fonte n oy with
-
“ ”
R ed M aison Upon lear n i n g that F ra n ce had lost a
.
battle o n F rench soil the you n g duke felt the blood mount ,
1 A p r ov i n c e i n s o u t h ea s t er n F ra nce
t E p s m E n gl n d
. .
2 Th f m u e nnual
a ac o s a r e a o a
A b t t l e w s fo u g h t t h e e Aug 6 1 8 7 0
.
,
3 A t ow n i n A l a e
.
s c a a r
4 A l i q u eu m d e by t h e C a t h u s i a n m n k
. .
. . ,
r a r o s
L ui s I! f F a n c
. .
H d i ed A u g 2 5 1 2 7 0
2 AA F lln gh g en e l gl ( 1 3 2 0 h
. o o r e . e .
,
.
re c ra
7 . vi a e i n B i u m w e e a b l oo d y b a t t l e w a s f o u g h t o n M a y
e ,
r
1 1 , 1 745 .
276 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
ate it .
“
him such as he had called h y gie n ic when the da y a fter
, , ,
eagerl y .
”
Y ou are very hun gry ? he sai d a pp roa c h i n g t h e ,
soldier .
“
As you see replied t he other w ith h i s mou t h full
,
.
A P IE C E O F B RE A D 2 77
dainty .
“
N o matter said the gentleman It w a s wrong to do s o
, , ,
“ ”
Wh at is y our n ame ? asked the soldier o f the li n e
Hardimo n t repli ed the duke omi tti n g his title
,
And ,
.
”
yours ?
“
J ean Victor I have j ust entered this company I am
—
- —
—
j ust o ut o f the ambulanc e I was wounded at C h atillo n
oh ! but it was good i n the ambulan ce and i n the i n fir m a r y ,
-
,
11 . On e w h o li v es in l ux u y r .
278 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
draw me t o her side and lay her w arm t hin hand o n my fore
head Bu t when I w a s twelve years o ld aft er my fi rs t c o m m u
.
,
, ,
12
with hunger The mas t er and mis t ress t wo old L im ousins
.
,
1 2 P e o p l e fro m L i m o ges s ou t h er n F r an ce
.
, .
2 80 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
s oundly .
a bly .
,
c alled .
“
H ardimont stand u p ! re p ea t ed t he n o n c om mi s s i oned
,
-
offic er .
“
I f y o u are willin g sergea n t said J ean Vi ct or r i s i n g I
, ,
-
, ,
c omrade .
“
AS y ou p le as e .
ly i n g w h i t e in t he m oonligh t .
“ ”
Wha t t i me i s i t ? asked the du k e I was t o go on dut y .
”
t on i gh t .
“
J ean Vi ct or wen t i n you r p la c e
-
.
a lon g t he r oad .
“
Wha t i s i t t hey c r i ed as he s t o pp ed o ut o f br ea t h
?
,
v f
.
A PI E CE or B RE A D 281
r edoub t .
“ ?
And your comrades
—
They are c oming all but poo r J ean Vi ct o r -
.
”
Where i s he ? c ried t he duk e .
—
S hot through t he head with a bullet died wi thout a
word — o ugh
'
, ,
18
C ount de S a u lnes ; the duk e had lost some hundred louis ,
”
I f you are willi ng An d r e he said t o his c omp anion
, , ,
“
Just as y ou p lease I am willin g although the walking
, ,
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ma y be bad .
gas light
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What did y ou do that for ? asked the c ount laughing ,
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heartily ; a r e y o u c razy ?
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It is in memor y o f a p oo r fellow who died for me \
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13 A g o ld c oi n w o r t h
A fa m o u s c h u r c h o f P a ri s
.
14 . .
F RAN C E
( 1 8 44
JA C Q U E S AN AT O L E T H I B A U L T w h o w r i t es unde r t he na m e
,
love f or the c urious has led him into all sorts of li t erary
,
2 82
T H E J UGG LE R O F N oT R E DAM E 1
By A N A T OL E FR A N C E
E arning his bread i n the sweat of his brow he bore rat her ,
2 84
TH E JU GG LER O F NO T RE D A M E 2 85
firml y that i f thi s life Should prove hard the life to come ,
could not fail to redress the balan c e and this hope upheld ,
, ,
2 A l y n d m et i l m n i n t h M i ddl Ag
w ri t er of a s a r ca ro a ces e e es
y A nd w w b u ff n w n d i n g
.
l wn
.
3 Th M e er r re s ere c o s or oo s, a er f r om
pl pl m ll m p ni M i ddl A g e
.
a cet o in a ce In t h
s a ll co a es e e s a s o rt s of
n id ed
.
a t
c ors w er e ut
co t
s er o ca s s
4 A G k g dd f y ut h up b g d b f
.
r ee o t th
es s o o c -
ea r e r o e o s e ore th
f G n y m ed
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com ng
l o a e .
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F ellow traveler sa i d t he monk h o w c omes i t about that
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s ee m e ,
I a m c alled B arnaby and fo r m y c alling I am a ,
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i f it would always p rovide o n e w i th daily bread .
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Friend B arnaby r eturned the monk be c areful what
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B arnaby r e p lied
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G ood father I o wn t ha t I s p oke like an ignoran t man
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even fr o m t he day o f m y b i rt h .
5 One of th e b o ok s of t h e Ol d T es t a m en t , s o m et i me s ca ll ed th e
G d d ll b f ound
.
S on g o f S o l o m o n T h e r ef er en c e t o th e a r en E n c o s e l
wi e
k
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h
i n i v :1 2 o f t a t B o o
k b y t h e com m on
.
6 T h e v u l g a r t o n g u e o f a ny a n i s t a t s p o en l d h
a d i a l ect
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l
p eop e H ere, o f cour s e, It was F renc , p er ap s even
.
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h h .
TH E JU G G L E R O F NO T RE D A M E 2 89
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Alas ! he sighed as he took hi s solit ar y walk in the
,
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S helte r l es s garden of the monastery wretched W ight that ,
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The p rio r w a s awa r e h o w s t ainles s was B a r nab y s soul ,
f o r ehead .
u tt e r ed t hese w ords
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B lessed a r e t he s i m p le hearted fo r they S hall s ee G o d
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,
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Amen ! r e s p onded t he old b r e t h r en and ki s s ed t he
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g r ou nd .
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s t o ry T h e B i rd s i n t h e L e t t e r B ow in t his volume by t h e -
, ,
k i nd p e rm ission o f T he F r an k A M unsey C o N Y is . .
, . .
,
,
.
,
t o be be tt e r k no wn by E nglish r eade r s .
T H E B I R D S I N T H E LE T T E R -
B O!
B y R E N E BA ! I N
age ,
and there began m eadows which sloped down t o t h e
r iver and we r e fi lled i n summe r with t he p erfu m e O f fl owe r s
a n d all t he musi c o f t he earth B ehind the grea t hous e a .
1 . Au gus t 15 .
B I R D S I N TH E LE TT ER B OX 2 93
The boy s got their share an d a big share but the biggest — —
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table li ttle beasts o f p rey whose only than k you was a ,
i
E ven to them old age had made the abbé of S t Ph l emon
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.
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indulgen t The beasts c annot c orre c t their faults he used
.
,
mu c h stealing .
was lost M ills were unk n own the roads were little fr e
.
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q u e n t e d the railroads
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were v er y far away Indeed i f the .
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this y ear !
2 94 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
. .
b est p laces were qui c kly t aken the hollows i n the t rees , ,
—
t he holes in t he walls the f orks o f the apples trees and t h e
,
build a nest There was nothi n g she negle c ted t hat would
.
doi n gs !
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Who P hilom ene ,
?
Y our mis erable birds ; all the birds that y ou let stay
here ! P retty soon they ll be building their nests in you r ’
soup turee n s
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I ha v e n t but one ’
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s tood u p b eamin g :
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I hear t hem c hir p P hilom ene ; I hear t hem c hir p T hey
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the s ecretary g eneral o f the pala c e and the dire c tor o f the
-
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a e
g,
will be the c aus e ; but w e shall have shown as far as ,
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we could our a p preciation of his v i rtues
,
.
The letter arri v ed at S t Phil emon the ver y day the tom .
The time came when the tiny poi nts o n the wi n gs o f the
li ttle t om t i t s bega n t o be c overed with down There were .
digest it and deman d more That was the first period when
,
.
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last long Very s oon they quarreled in the nest whi c h began
.
,
ventured out .
att ended this p leasan t garden p arty Whe n the little ones .
—
ap p eared be n eath the roof o f the bo x t w o three together
—
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Good Heavens ! said he r eco gm z m g the writing A ,
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P hilom ene harnes s R ob i n quickly
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Wha t have y o u t he r e s i r ? ,
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There had been a shower and the drops still fell from t he
lea v es as t hey were shaken by these bohemian c ou p le s l ook
i n g for a g ood place t o spend the night .
down t he g ravel p ath t hey c ame down fl utt ered about him
, , ,
ess ayed their firs t spirals about t he p ear t rees and their firs t -
have c os t us dear .
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Well my little ones wi thou t me y ou would not be he r e
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H e had never been ambi tious t hat i s very sure and even , , ,
novels are : L As s a s s z n 1 8 6 6 ; M a d e l e i ne B e r t i n 1 8 6 8 ; L e
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T r a i n 1 7 1 8 7 7 ; M o n s i e u r l e M i n i s t r e 1 8 8 2 ; and L A c e u s a
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By JU LE S C L A R E T IE
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1 T n l t ed by M
ra s a y S ym ond s R p ri nt ed by t h e ki nd p e m i si on
ar e r s
o f C u r en t Op i ni on N ew Y or k
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F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
When they w i shed him t o take some medi c ine some sirup , ,
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D os t t hou wish a n ythin g Fran cois ?
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N o I w ish nothing
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!
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We must draw him o u t o f this the doctor said This ,
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S eek !
Y e s without doubt they knew him well t hei r Fran cois
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Jacques L egrand had bou ght some i mages some gilded sol ,
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D ost thou see Fran cois it i s the broken b r i d g e
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And ,
t he sick c hild .
B O UM B O UM -
30 5
martre 3
It was ver y bold this that J acques was going t o
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Bo u m B ou m s h o u Se ?
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turn ed and twisted his felt hat bet w een his fi n gers The .
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other waited Then the father ex c used himself
. It was .
pardo n excuse ,
But in short it was c on c erning the little ,
3 A sec t i o n O f P a i s i n w h i c h a t i s t s a n d li t era r y m en l i ve
. r r .
30 6 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
the door ?
Y o u li ve ? asked B oum B oum -
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B oum ? Ah well he i s g oi ng t o s ee B oum B oum
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the y said t o h i m I t i s B oum B oum ! he slowly f ell ba c k
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o n the pillow and remained t here his e yes fixed his b eau t i
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ful large blue eyes whi c h looked beyond the walls o f the
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little room and were always seek i ng the spangles and the
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dream .
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NO re p lied t he c h i ld wi t h a vo i c e whi c h w a s no longer
,
”
dry bu t full O f despair no i t i s not Boum B oum
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sweetness .
30 8 F REN C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
costume .
“
Wha t d o I o w e y o u monsieur ? s ai d Ja c ques at last to
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he p aren t s .
B OUM B OUM
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Ac r o ba t i c D o c t o r an d P hy s i ci a n i n o r di na r
y t o li t t le
F r a nco i s
) ,
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I
L E M Ai T R E
( 1 85 3 1 9 1 4 )
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F RA N C O I S E LI E JU L E s L E M Ai T R E was b o r n a t Venne cy ,
widely but his real forte seemed t o lie in criti cism a field
, ,
,
.
se v e n volumes .
3 09
31 0 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
o f t he underly i n g i dea .
T H E S I RE N 1
By JU L E S L E MAI T R E
A s T H E Y neared the Isle t o f the S ire n s the wind c almed 2
as a milk y sea per v asive as the O dor O f sea weed tender and
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—
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thighs .
1 l
T ran s a t e b d y
H C S c w e i er t h k
k
. . . .
S ee H o m e r s Od y s s ey , B o o ! II, C la s s i c M y t h s
’
Ga y l ey
’
2 . or s .
31 2 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
”
c o m e t o m e at yo u r hand s alone .
e m o t ion at all .
“
And what is your name asked t he Gree k
? .
L eu c o s i a .
l i ved o n shell fis h -
.
and t o g et her they would dive dee p into the salty p ool At .
TH E S I REN 31 3
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say : I s e e ; I hear ; I feel ; I lo v e ; I desire somethi n g ; I
hope ; I wan t B ut that was practicall y a ll the vocabulary
.
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o f t hi s y oung immortal .
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arises from rej oici n g at the comin g O f the dawn the glory ,
hel p ed him alon g and wa tc hed over him eve r y momen t But .
felt that his ex p erien c es had been more varied t han hers ,
t hat his mind mus t be filled with p i ctures and idea s whi c h
s h e c ould n o t even surmise .
'
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her ignorance and becaus e o f her cold brin y skin , .
meadow while the stra n ge goddes s with the scaly body lay
,
—
the streams the oxen at t heir work the dwelli n g p laces o f
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the hills the ships in port and the taverns where o n e dri nks
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spa n gled who stic k red flowers in their hair and whos e
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sta n d him .
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I f y o u c are to c ome wi th m e he said o n e day w e c an
, ,
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B ut I c anno t walk ver y far o n land .
t o him :
The land u p on whi c h m en l i ve i s ha r d and r ou gh In .
help me ?
the road the end O f her s c ale covered tail dragged i n the dust -
.
with this fin tailed woma n n ow that they were i n the coun try
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,
O f men .
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E uphorio n ! E u phorio n cried the S iren plai n ti v ely ,
.
“ ”
Be patie n t he said I am going to the city and will
,
.
,
”
retu rn wi th a chariot to fetch y ou .
“
N O no ,
s h e moa n ed
,
You will n ot ret urn I know it
. . .
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E uphorio n ! E u phorio n ! Have pity o n me ! s h e r e
s u med .
”
that word !
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That is because I ha v e n ever before s u ffered s h e r e ,
”
S hore a n d I ll return alo n e t o m y c r u el sisters
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, .
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said E u phorion S till another word which .
”
y ou have n e v er before used !
31 8 F RE N C H S H OR T S T OR I ES
edge .
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Ah he sobbed if only y ou were like othe r women
, ,
.
S i ren .
E uphor i on we pt
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B e c ome what y o u will said he I know that I love ,
.
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happen whatsoeve r m ay p lease t he g ods y ou and I are go
”
i n g away t ogether !
E uphorion would r eally have c o mmi tt ed t hat folly had it
no t been for Thetis kindhear t ed g oddess O f the s ea w h o
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t ude .