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♪ After seven years
Of life upon the ocean ♪

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♪ It is time to bid
The seven seas farewell ♪

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♪ And the city I’ve pinned
Seven years of hopes on ♪

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♪ Lies just over the horizon ♪

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♪ I can hear the harbor bell ♪

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Land ahoy!

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♪ Got a tattered overcoat
And battered suitcase ♪

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Au revoir, Chef.

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♪ Got a pair of leaky boots
Upon my ♪

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- ♪ Feet ♪
- Sorry, Cook!

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♪ Gotta drag myself up ♪
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♪ By my one good bootlace ♪

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♪ Gotta work
My rotten socks off ♪

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♪ If I want to make ends meet ♪

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♪ I’ve poured everything
I’ve got into my chocolate ♪

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♪ Now it’s time
To show the world my recipes ♪

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Good luck, Willy!

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♪ I’ve got
12 silver sovereigns ♪

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♪ In my pocket ♪

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Goodbye, Cook!

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♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪

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♪ There’s a famous restaurant
On every street here ♪

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♪ There’s Brandino’s
And the bar Parisienne ♪

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Restaurant map, sir?
- Thank you.
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♪ Got a little map to tell me
Where to eat here ♪

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♪ Had a dozen
Silver sovereigns ♪

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♪ Now I’m somehow down to ten ♪

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♪ Want the finest produce?♪

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- ♪ This is where
They stock it ♪

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That’s three sovereigns, mate.

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♪ Though the prices
Are suspiciously extreme ♪

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Break my pumpkin,
you pay for it.

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♪ I’ve got...♪

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Five, six, seven...

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♪ Six silver sovereigns
In my pocket ♪

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♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪

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Brush your coat, sir?
No, thank you.
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Cologne?
No. Leave me alone.

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♪ At last ♪

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♪ The Galeries Gourmet ♪

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♪ I knew that
We’d see it one day ♪

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It’s everything you said,
Mamma.

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♪ And oh, so much more ♪

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♪ Each way that you turn,
Another famous
Chocolate store ♪

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♪ Here’s my destiny ♪

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♪ I just need to unlock it ♪

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♪ Will I crash and burn ♪

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♪ Or go up like a rocket?♪

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♪ I got nothing to offer ♪

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♪ But my chocolate ♪

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♪ And a hatful ♪

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♪ Of dreams ♪

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Yeah!

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No daydreaming.

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♪ In this city,
Anyone can be successful ♪

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♪ If they’ve talent
And work hard, or so they say ♪

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♪ But they didn’t mention
It would be so stressful ♪

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♪ Just to make
A dozen silver sovereigns ♪

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♪ Last more than a day ♪

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Could you spare a sovereign
for a place to sleep, love?

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Of course.

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Here. Take all you need.

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Thank you.

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♪ I’ve got one silver sovereign
In my pocket ♪

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♪ And a hatful of dreams ♪

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Hmm.

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There we go.

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Time for a little nightcap.

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Mm.

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Okay.

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Hello there. No, stop.
Hey, shoo.

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Go away, stop!

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Go away, shoo! Shoo!

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- Stop!

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- Sit.

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Sorry about Tiddles.

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Seems to have
an unusual interest

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in your legs.
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Must be these pants.

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I got them
from a mailman in Minsk.

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That would be it.

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Tiddles would spend all day

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pursuing postal workers
if he could.

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Wouldn’t you, boy?

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You’re not planning on
sleeping there, are you, son?

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Oh, it’s just for a night.

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By this time tomorrow,
I plan to have
made my fortune.

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By this time tomorrow,
you’ll be frozen solid.

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Oh, don’t be ridiculous.

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Ooh.

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Perhaps it is a little cold
for camping.
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But unfortunately,
I’m not in a position
to pay for a room, sir.

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Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.
- Mmm.

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But as luck would have it,

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I know someone who might
be able to help you out.

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Really?

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- Here we are, Mr. Wonka.

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Home sweet home.

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Get your filthy paws
off my front door,

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you mangy mutt.

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- If that’s you,
Bleacher,

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you’d better have my gin.

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Oh, I have something better
than gin, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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A guest.
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Hmm.

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Oh! Well, why didn’t
you say?

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- Come on in, sir.

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Welcome to Scrubitt
and Bleacher’s
Guest House and Laundry.

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Make yourself at home,
warm your cockles by the fire.

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- Gin?
- Oh.

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Noodle!

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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?

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Put that book down
and get our guest
a glass o’ gin.

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Poor man’s frozen
half to death.

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Thank you, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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You and your husband
have been so kind to me.

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Husband?

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Him?

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Husband.

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Oh, you’d love that,
wouldn’t ya?

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- No.
- Oh, I’m holding out
for someone

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far superior
to that idle peasant.

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- Chin-chin.

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That is
extremely strong stuff.

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Yeah, you can
run cars on that.

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So, what is it I can do
for you? Room, is it?

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Well, yes, but, uh...

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Mr. Wonka is temporarily
embarrassed.

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Oh, no. You don’t say.
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I’m afraid that’s true,
Mrs. Scrubitt.

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But...

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all that’s about to change.
- Oh, yeah?

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You see,
I’m something of a magician,

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inventor and chocolate maker.

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And first thing tomorrow
at the Galeries Gourmet,

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I plan to unveil
my most astonishing
creation yet.

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- Oh?
- Prepare to be amazed

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as I present to you...

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A teapot?

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No, that’s just
for making tea.

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- One second.

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That’s for my stew.
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It’s in here somewhere.

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Don’t you worry, Mr. Wonka.
I can see you’re a man
of great ingenuity.

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And we’ve got
just the thing for ya.

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The entrepreneurial package.

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Now, the room
is one sovereign a night,

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but you don’t have to pay
till 6:00 tomorrow.

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Does that give you enough time
to earn a few pennies?

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More than enough,
Mrs. Scrubitt.

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Thank you.

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Oh, it’s the least I can do
for a stranger in need.

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Now, sign here
and we’re all done.

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- All righty.

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Read the small print.

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What?

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Thank you, Noodle.
That’ll do.

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Ooh. What’d she say?

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Who’s that, then?
- The girl.

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What girl?
- That girl.
It sounded like,

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"Read the small print."
And there does seem
to be a lot of...

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Oh. Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh. Just keeps on coming.

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Yeah, you don’t wanna listen
to Noodle, Mr. Wonka.

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She’s damaged.
- Damaged?

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Orphan Syndrome.
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Orphan Syndrome?

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Orphan Syndrome.

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She was dropped down
the laundry chute as a bab,
and I took her in

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out the goodness
of my heart,

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and I’ve done my best,
Mr. Wonka, honest, I have,

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but she’s been left
with a suspicious nature.

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She sees conspiracy
everywhere.

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Poor girl.
- I know.

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These are just
your standard Ts and Cs,

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but you’re welcome
to take a look if you want.

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I’ll just give it a once-over.

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Well, that all seems
to be in order.

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- Really?
- Uh-huh.

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Hello.
- Ah!

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Then welcome to Scrubitt’s.

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There you are, Mr. Wonka.
The entrepreneurial suite.

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There’s your four-poster,
and your sink plus soap,

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and there’s a little mint
on your pillow.

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Fantastic.

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What kind people.

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Noodle!

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Oh, Noodle!

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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt?

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I’ve been lookin’ for you.

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What do you want?

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I wanna teach you a lesson,
you miserable little bookworm.

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What did I do wrong?

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You know what you did,
you brat.

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- Stop squirming!
- What? No, please.

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You ever
interfere in my business again,

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and you’ll be
in this coop all week.
Do you understand?

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Yes, Mrs. Scrubitt.
Sorry, Mrs. Scrubitt.

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I should think so, too.

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Here we go, Mamma.

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Ladies and gentlemen
of the Galeries Gourmet,

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my name is Willy Wonka,

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and I have come to show you
a marvelous morsel,

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an incredible edible,

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an unbeatable eatable,

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the likes of which
this world has never seen.

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So quiet up and listen down.

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No, scratch that, reverse it.

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I give to you

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the Hoverchoc.

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♪ In a ♪

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♪ Jungle near Mumbai ♪

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- ♪ There’s a little hoverfly ♪

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♪ Whose wings go
At a thousand flaps a sec ♪

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♪ And that’s no lie ♪

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♪ These microscopic fleas ♪

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♪ Like chocolate
More than leaves ♪

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♪ And when asked nicely,
Lay precisely ♪
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♪ One little egg
In each of these ♪

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♪ When it hatches
From its shell ♪

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♪ It gives a happy yell
Whoo-hoo!♪

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♪ How thrilling to be living
In a chocolate hotel ♪

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♪ It beats its wings with glee
And then, as you will see ♪

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♪ The chocolate will levitate ♪

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♪ And float most gracefully ♪

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- ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪

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♪ And there’s chocolate ♪

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♪ But only Wonka’s
Makes your eyes ♪

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♪ Pop out their socke-lets ♪

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♪ Put your hand
Into your pocke-let ♪

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♪ Get yourself
Some Wonka chocolate ♪
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♪ Come now
I insist ♪

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♪ You’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

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♪ No, you’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

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Bravo!

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- Bravo!

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Thank you.

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- Miss Bon-Bon?
- Yes, Mr. Slugworth.

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Call the police.

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Very good, sir.

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Well, who wants to try one?

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- Me, please!
- I will.

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Mr. Slugworth, sir.
- ’Scuse me.

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Mr. Fickelgruber.
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- And Mr. Prodnose.

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What an honor.

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Ever since
I was a little boy...

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- That is quite a handshake.

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It’s a business handshake,
Mr. Wonka.

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Lets people know
I mean business.

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- Huh...
- Now, come along.

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Let’s try one of these
so-called Hoverchocs.

256
00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,734
Ooh.

257
00:14:04,734 --> 00:14:06,868
It’s not just chocolate,
is it?

258
00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:08,265
There’s...

259
00:14:08,265 --> 00:14:09,970
- marshmallow.
- That’s right.

260
00:14:09,970 --> 00:14:12,401
Harvested from
the mallow marshes of Peru.
261
00:14:12,401 --> 00:14:14,403
And caramel.

262
00:14:14,403 --> 00:14:16,372
But... but it’s...
- Salted.

263
00:14:16,372 --> 00:14:19,408
With the bittersweet tears
of a Russian clown.

264
00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:22,081
- And is that...

265
00:14:22,081 --> 00:14:23,819
Surely not?

266
00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:24,347
Cherry?

267
00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,151
Cherry-picked by
the pick of the cherry pickers

268
00:14:26,151 --> 00:14:28,120
from the Imperial Gardens
in Japan.

269
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:31,387
- Well, Mr. Wonka.

270
00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,895
I’ve been in this business
a very long time,

271
00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:34,896
and I can safely say

272
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:38,130
that of all the chocolate
I have ever tasted,

273
00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,198
this is without doubt
274
00:14:40,198 --> 00:14:43,366
the absolute 100% worst.

275
00:14:43,366 --> 00:14:44,400
- Whoo!

276
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,006
There we have it,
ladies and gentlemen.

277
00:14:46,006 --> 00:14:48,239
An endorsement from Mr...

278
00:14:48,239 --> 00:14:49,042
Wait. The worst?

279
00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:52,012
We three
are the fiercest of rivals,

280
00:14:52,012 --> 00:14:53,376
and yet we agree on one thing.

281
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,983
A good chocolate
should be simple.

282
00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:57,380
Plain. Uncomplicated.

283
00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:01,054
Whereas this, with all
its bells and whistles...

284
00:15:01,054 --> 00:15:03,452
Well, it’s just...

285
00:15:03,452 --> 00:15:05,190
Weird.

286
00:15:05,388 --> 00:15:06,389
That’s a shame.

287
00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:09,964
- If you thought
the chocolate was weird,

288
00:15:09,964 --> 00:15:12,769
you’re gonna hate
what happens next.

289
00:15:12,835 --> 00:15:14,232
- Hmm?

290
00:15:14,232 --> 00:15:16,069
What’s happening?
Whoa, what’s going on?

291
00:15:16,069 --> 00:15:18,071
That’s the hoverfly.

292
00:15:18,071 --> 00:15:19,875
It’s broken
out of its cocoon.

293
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,009
It’s flapping its wings
like billy-oh.

294
00:15:23,109 --> 00:15:25,914
My hair!
You mean a fly is doing this?

295
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:27,047
Yes. But don’t worry.

296
00:15:27,047 --> 00:15:29,148
It’ll be completely unharmed.
- Oh, thank you.

297
00:15:29,148 --> 00:15:31,117
In about 20 minutes,
it’ll get tired

298
00:15:31,117 --> 00:15:33,086
and exit through your rear.

299
00:15:33,086 --> 00:15:33,889
You what?

300
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,990
He means we’re going to
fart them out of our botties!

301
00:15:35,990 --> 00:15:37,761
Yes, I know what he meant.

302
00:15:37,761 --> 00:15:39,224
You’re off your rocker, Wonka!

303
00:15:39,224 --> 00:15:40,159
Who in their right mind

304
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:41,765
wants a chocolate
that makes you fly?

305
00:15:41,765 --> 00:15:43,459
Well, let’s find out,
shall we?

306
00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:44,834
Who’s for a Hoverchoc?

307
00:15:44,834 --> 00:15:47,133
- I want one!

308
00:15:47,133 --> 00:15:50,037
One sovereign, please.
Thank you.

309
00:15:50,037 --> 00:15:51,302
Thank you very much.

310
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:53,744
One sovereign.
Thank you, madam.

311
00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,141
Enjoy your flight.

312
00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:58,881
Look, I’m flying!
I’m flying!

313
00:16:01,213 --> 00:16:03,754
How’s the view
up there?

314
00:16:03,820 --> 00:16:07,219
Not too high, darling!

315
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,255
Beat it, kid.

316
00:16:10,255 --> 00:16:12,323
All right, folks.
Nothin’ to see here.

317
00:16:12,323 --> 00:16:16,899
Just a small group of people
defyin’ the laws of gravity.

318
00:16:16,899 --> 00:16:17,966
- Yeah.
- Hook ’em, boys.

319
00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:19,528
That’s the Hoverchoc,
sir. That’s the point.

320
00:16:19,528 --> 00:16:22,938
I’m afraid
we’ve had some complaints
about you, sir.

321
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:23,873
Complaints?

322
00:16:23,873 --> 00:16:25,941
That you’re disrupting
the trade of other businesses.

323
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:28,438
I’m regrettably obliged
to move you on

324
00:16:28,438 --> 00:16:29,945
and to confiscate

325
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,078
- your earnings.

326
00:16:31,078 --> 00:16:32,882
Hey!
What are you doing?
- No!

327
00:16:32,882 --> 00:16:34,378
Don’t worry,
it’s going to a good cause.

328
00:16:34,378 --> 00:16:36,413
- Get off.
- Sick kids, or something.

329
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,052
Sorry, sir. Rules is rules.

330
00:16:38,052 --> 00:16:39,482
Cheeky devil, you!
Come here!

331
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:42,826
Could you at least
leave me a sovereign?

332
00:16:42,826 --> 00:16:45,125
I need to pay for my room.

333
00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:50,526
- Here.

334
00:16:51,230 --> 00:16:52,935
Thank you.

335
00:16:55,465 --> 00:16:58,072
Evening, Mr. Wonka.

336
00:16:58,369 --> 00:16:59,172
How’d it go?

337
00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,437
Not quite as well
as I’d hoped.

338
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:03,880
Oh, shame. Well, I’m afraid
we do have to settle up now.
339
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:07,081
Well, thankfully,
the room’s taken care of.

340
00:17:07,081 --> 00:17:08,918
Believe we said a sovereign.

341
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:09,820
For the room, yes.

342
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,350
But you have incurred
a few extras

343
00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:16,156
during the course of your
residency with ourselves.

344
00:17:16,156 --> 00:17:19,126
- Have I?
- Yes, you have.

345
00:17:19,126 --> 00:17:22,426
There was that glass of gin
you had on arrival,

346
00:17:22,426 --> 00:17:23,592
and if I remember rightly,

347
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:26,331
you warmed your cockles
by the fire.

348
00:17:26,331 --> 00:17:27,497
He did indeed, Mrs. Scrubitt.

349
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:30,170
- Cockle-warming is extra, see?

350
00:17:30,170 --> 00:17:32,436
Used the stairs
to get to his room, and all.

351
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,372
Oh, then
you’ve got your stair charge,
352
00:17:34,372 --> 00:17:37,881
and that is per step,
I’m afraid. Up and down.

353
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:39,014
Now, tell me, Mr. Wonka,

354
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:41,885
did you happen
to use the mini bar?

355
00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:43,018
There’s a minibar?

356
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,250
Mini bar of soap.

357
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,086
By the sink.

358
00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:46,956
Uh... I might have, briefly.
- Oh-ho!

359
00:17:46,956 --> 00:17:49,387
See? Even Bleacher knows
you never touch the mini bar,

360
00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:51,895
and he was raised in a ditch.

361
00:17:51,895 --> 00:17:53,226
Add in your mattress hire,

362
00:17:53,226 --> 00:17:55,327
your linen lease,
and your pillow penalty,

363
00:17:55,327 --> 00:17:57,494
and you are looking at...

364
00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,133
Ten thousand sovereigns.

365
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,299
You gotta be kidding me?

366
00:18:00,299 --> 00:18:02,873
It’s all in the small print, dearie.

367
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,567
I don’t have
10,000 sovereigns.

368
00:18:05,535 --> 00:18:07,306
Then we have a problem,
Mr. Wonka.

369
00:18:07,306 --> 00:18:08,571
You’re gonna
have to work it off

370
00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,881
in the Wash House, ain’t ya?

371
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,212
At a sovereign a day.

372
00:18:12,212 --> 00:18:13,180
Ten thousand days is...

373
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,445
Twenty-seven years.

374
00:18:14,445 --> 00:18:15,611
- Hey!
- Four months.

375
00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,052
And 16 days.

376
00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,488
- Ah.

377
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:27,557
You must be
Mr. Wonka.
- Who are you?

378
00:18:27,557 --> 00:18:31,429
Abacus Crunch,
chartered accountant.

379
00:18:31,429 --> 00:18:32,463
At least, I was.

380
00:18:32,463 --> 00:18:34,300
- Now, uh...
- He runs the place.

381
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:37,237
And you best do as he says,
or you’ll answer to me.

382
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,041
Piper Benz. Plumber by trade.

383
00:18:39,041 --> 00:18:41,604
This is
Miss Lottie Bell.

384
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,111
Hi.

385
00:18:43,111 --> 00:18:44,046
She don’t talk much.

386
00:18:44,046 --> 00:18:48,479
And I’m Larry Chucklesworth!

387
00:18:48,479 --> 00:18:49,414
Comedian.

388
00:18:49,414 --> 00:18:50,250
Hmm.

389
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,219
So they got all of you, too,
did they?

390
00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:53,319
I’m afraid so.

391
00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:54,584
We each of us found ourselves
392
00:18:54,584 --> 00:18:56,025
in need of a cheap place
to stay,

393
00:18:56,025 --> 00:18:58,357
and neglected
to read the small print.

394
00:18:58,357 --> 00:19:02,658
One moment of stupidity,
followed by endless regret.

395
00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:06,629
Sounds like my third marriage.

396
00:19:06,695 --> 00:19:08,466
I’m sorry, I do that a lot.

397
00:19:08,466 --> 00:19:09,599
He does.
- A lot.

398
00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:11,568
I’ve only
been married once,

399
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,635
and it didn’t work out.

400
00:19:12,635 --> 00:19:14,307
There’s gotta be
some way outta here.

401
00:19:14,307 --> 00:19:15,572
You don’t think
we’ve tried?

402
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,047
There are bars on the window
and there’s a dog on the door.

403
00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,675
And even
if you could get out,

404
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:20,951
that contract is watertight.

405
00:19:20,951 --> 00:19:24,383
If you’re not here
at roll call, Mrs. Scrubitt
will call the police,

406
00:19:24,383 --> 00:19:25,483
they’ll bring you right back,

407
00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:28,024
and she’ll charge you
a thousand
for the inconvenience.

408
00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:30,356
All right, everybody.
Back to work.

409
00:19:30,356 --> 00:19:31,555
- Come along, Mr. Wonka.

410
00:19:31,555 --> 00:19:34,591
- You come with me.

411
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:38,166
You’re in here. On suds.

412
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:44,304
Whoa.

413
00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:46,504
♪ First, you pick up
The apparel ♪

414
00:19:46,504 --> 00:19:48,979
♪ And you stick it
In a barrel ♪

415
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,080
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

416
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:57,020
♪ Then you take
It to the mangle
And you turn a giant handle ♪
417
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,154
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

418
00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:04,654
♪ Then it’s hung up really high
Until it’s nearly dry ♪

419
00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:06,524
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

420
00:20:08,526 --> 00:20:13,069
♪ But when we sing this song
The day don’t seem so long ♪

421
00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:14,763
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

422
00:20:14,763 --> 00:20:17,535
It’s still long, though.

423
00:20:23,442 --> 00:20:25,180
♪ Gotta press out
All the creases ♪

424
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,149
♪ From the dresses
And chemises ♪

425
00:20:27,149 --> 00:20:28,744
♪ Rub, rub ♪

426
00:20:30,383 --> 00:20:32,748
♪ Gotta fold ’em
Like they told us ♪

427
00:20:32,748 --> 00:20:34,090
♪ Or they’ll scold us ♪

428
00:20:34,090 --> 00:20:36,521
♪ And withhold our grub, grub ♪

429
00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:42,626
♪ We all signed the dotted line
So we gotta do our time ♪

430
00:20:42,626 --> 00:20:46,597
- ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

431
00:20:46,597 --> 00:20:49,699
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

432
00:20:49,699 --> 00:20:52,339
And if you don’t agree...

433
00:20:52,339 --> 00:20:53,505
See clause five.

434
00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:57,146
- Section 7A.
- Paragraph 22.

435
00:20:57,146 --> 00:20:58,279
Part D.

436
00:20:58,279 --> 00:20:59,709
Which says...

437
00:20:59,709 --> 00:21:00,809
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

438
00:21:04,087 --> 00:21:05,682
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

439
00:21:07,816 --> 00:21:11,127
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

440
00:21:12,392 --> 00:21:14,691
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

441
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,323
- Room service.

442
00:21:42,422 --> 00:21:45,161
Told you to read
the small print.

443
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:47,658
Slight problem with that.

444
00:21:48,461 --> 00:21:50,199
You can’t read, can you?

445
00:21:50,199 --> 00:21:54,401
I focused my studies
almost exclusively
on chocolate.

446
00:21:54,401 --> 00:21:55,369
I see.

447
00:21:55,369 --> 00:21:58,240
For everything else,
I’ve relied on the kindness
of strangers.

448
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,838
And look
where that’s got you.
The staff quarters.

449
00:22:03,179 --> 00:22:04,741
You’ve got a bed.

450
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:09,119
You had a bed.

451
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,288
Desk, and a wash basin/toilet.

452
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:14,322
- Ugh.
- The water comes

453
00:22:14,322 --> 00:22:17,589
in two temperatures. Cold...

454
00:22:17,589 --> 00:22:19,525
...and colder.

455
00:22:20,262 --> 00:22:22,231
How much do you owe them?

456
00:22:22,231 --> 00:22:23,265
Ten thousand.

457
00:22:23,265 --> 00:22:25,729
Count yourself lucky.
I owe 30.

458
00:22:25,729 --> 00:22:27,599
What? How do you
owe them money?

459
00:22:27,599 --> 00:22:30,437
I thought they found you
down a laundry chute.

460
00:22:30,437 --> 00:22:31,306
Oh, they did.

461
00:22:31,306 --> 00:22:33,143
Took me in out of the goodness
of their hearts

462
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,739
and charged me
for the privilege.

463
00:22:35,739 --> 00:22:36,773
What a pair of monsters.

464
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:40,315
The greedy beat the needy
every time, Mr. Wonka.

465
00:22:40,315 --> 00:22:42,317
Guess it’s just
the way of the world.

466
00:22:42,317 --> 00:22:43,516
Oh, come on, Noodle.

467
00:22:43,516 --> 00:22:46,750
That’s just your
Orphan Syndrome talking.

468
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:48,818
- My what?
- Your Orphan Syndrome.

469
00:22:48,818 --> 00:22:52,690
And we are not gonna
be eating any slops.
470
00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:54,230
What are you doing?

471
00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:55,858
I’m making chocolate,
o’ course.

472
00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:56,892
How do you like it? Dark?

473
00:22:56,892 --> 00:23:00,203
White? Nutty?
Absolutely insane?

474
00:23:00,203 --> 00:23:01,402
I don’t know.

475
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:03,833
I’ve never had any.

476
00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:06,902
You’ve never had chocolate?

477
00:23:06,902 --> 00:23:08,508
- No.
- What?

478
00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:10,774
You’ve never had chocolate?

479
00:23:10,873 --> 00:23:11,775
Still no.

480
00:23:11,775 --> 00:23:14,646
Well, this is unbelievable.
I mean, this is outrageous.

481
00:23:14,646 --> 00:23:16,879
Well, lucky for you, Noodle,
I have a selection

482
00:23:16,879 --> 00:23:18,518
of the world’s
finest ingredients
483
00:23:18,518 --> 00:23:20,619
right here
in my travel factory.

484
00:23:26,229 --> 00:23:26,757
Whoa.

485
00:23:26,757 --> 00:23:29,430
Where to begin?
That’s the question.

486
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,662
I know!

487
00:23:30,662 --> 00:23:31,465
Silver Linings.

488
00:23:31,465 --> 00:23:34,633
Made of condensed
thunder clouds

489
00:23:34,765 --> 00:23:36,668
and liquid sunlight.

490
00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:39,308
Helps you see
that faint ray o’ hope

491
00:23:39,308 --> 00:23:41,442
beyond the shadow of despair.

492
00:23:41,442 --> 00:23:42,344
Just what we need,

493
00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:43,741
- wouldn’t you say?

494
00:23:43,741 --> 00:23:45,743
Did you always
wanna make chocolate?

495
00:23:45,743 --> 00:23:47,646
No.

496
00:23:47,646 --> 00:23:49,285
Back when I was your age,

497
00:23:49,285 --> 00:23:51,353
I wanted to be a magician.

498
00:23:51,353 --> 00:23:53,322
My mom was a cook.

499
00:23:53,322 --> 00:23:55,786
We lived on the river,
just the two of us.

500
00:23:55,786 --> 00:24:00,230
In a perfect little
world of our own.

501
00:24:00,989 --> 00:24:03,266
The way I remember it,
I used to spend

502
00:24:03,266 --> 00:24:04,729
every waking hour
trying to come up

503
00:24:04,729 --> 00:24:08,535
with some new trick
to impress my mom.

504
00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:10,570
Bravo!

505
00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:14,475
But the real magic
came from her.

506
00:24:14,970 --> 00:24:17,940
We didn’t have a lotta money,
but each week,

507
00:24:17,940 --> 00:24:19,876
she brought home
one cocoa bean.

508
00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,614
And by the time my birthday
came around,
509
00:24:21,614 --> 00:24:25,618
there was enough to make
a single bar o’ chocolate.

510
00:24:25,618 --> 00:24:28,918
But it wasn’t
just any old chocolate.

511
00:24:28,918 --> 00:24:30,689
Far from it.

512
00:24:30,689 --> 00:24:33,758
This has to be
the best chocolate
in the world.

513
00:24:33,758 --> 00:24:35,364
Oh,
don’t know about that.

514
00:24:35,364 --> 00:24:37,993
They say the very best
comes from a place

515
00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:39,698
called the Galeries Gourmet.

516
00:24:39,698 --> 00:24:43,339
Theirs can’t be any better
than yours, Mamma.

517
00:24:43,339 --> 00:24:44,637
It’s impossible.

518
00:24:44,637 --> 00:24:47,805
Well, as it so happens,

519
00:24:47,805 --> 00:24:49,411
I do know a little secret

520
00:24:49,411 --> 00:24:52,843
that even
those fancy-pants don’t.

521
00:24:53,349 --> 00:24:54,383
What is it?
522
00:24:54,383 --> 00:24:55,010
I’ll tell ya.

523
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:59,421
When you’re older.
Now get to sleep.

524
00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:06,659
We should go, Amma.

525
00:25:06,659 --> 00:25:07,891
Where’s that, then?

526
00:25:07,891 --> 00:25:10,058
To the Galeries Gourmet.
- What?

527
00:25:10,058 --> 00:25:11,796
And start a shop?
- Yeah.

528
00:25:11,796 --> 00:25:14,700
With our name above the door
and everything.

529
00:25:14,700 --> 00:25:17,835
That’s a wonderful dream, honey.

530
00:25:17,901 --> 00:25:20,541
Is that all it is?

531
00:25:21,003 --> 00:25:23,379
Just a dream?

532
00:25:24,413 --> 00:25:25,909
Hey now.

533
00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:32,487
Every good thing in this world
started with a dream.

534
00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:33,950
So you hold on to yours.

535
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:36,689
And when you do share
chocolate with the world,

536
00:25:36,689 --> 00:25:40,858
oh, I’ll be right there
beside ya.

537
00:25:40,858 --> 00:25:41,595
Promise?

538
00:25:41,595 --> 00:25:42,695
Do better than that.

539
00:25:42,695 --> 00:25:45,962
I pinkie promise.

540
00:25:47,601 --> 00:25:48,866
Now,

541
00:25:48,866 --> 00:25:50,505
sleep.

542
00:25:52,408 --> 00:25:55,840
So, what was it, Willy?

543
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,842
What was the secret?

544
00:25:57,842 --> 00:26:00,482
I never found out.

545
00:26:00,812 --> 00:26:02,913
Soon after, she fell sick.

546
00:26:02,913 --> 00:26:08,424
And before I knew it,
all I had left
was her bar of chocolate.

547
00:26:12,021 --> 00:26:13,891
That’s why I’m here, Noodle.

548
00:26:13,891 --> 00:26:17,499
So I can feel the same way
I did back then,
549
00:26:17,499 --> 00:26:20,062
eating chocolate with her.

550
00:26:20,898 --> 00:26:21,833
What do you mean?

551
00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:24,869
My mom once promised
that when I share chocolate
with the world,

552
00:26:24,869 --> 00:26:27,102
she’d be right there
beside me.

553
00:26:28,411 --> 00:26:30,743
I know it sounds crazy,
but I always hoped

554
00:26:30,743 --> 00:26:33,141
she’d somehow
keep that promise.

555
00:26:34,010 --> 00:26:37,420
She might even
tell me her secret.

556
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,120
Here. Try one.

557
00:27:02,808 --> 00:27:04,942
Wish you hadn’t done that.

558
00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:07,813
You don’t like it?
- No,

559
00:27:07,813 --> 00:27:11,047
I like it. It’s just...

560
00:27:11,179 --> 00:27:12,048
What?

561
00:27:12,048 --> 00:27:16,426
Now each day
I don’t have chocolate
will be a little harder.

562
00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:21,156
Then how would you like
to have all the chocolate
you can eat, every day,

563
00:27:21,156 --> 00:27:22,828
for the rest of your life?

564
00:27:22,828 --> 00:27:23,994
A lifetime supply?

565
00:27:23,994 --> 00:27:26,436
A lifetime supply.

566
00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:27,162
What would I have to do?

567
00:27:27,162 --> 00:27:28,999
Not much.
Just get me out of here.

568
00:27:28,999 --> 00:27:30,671
Are you crazy?
- Shh!

569
00:27:30,671 --> 00:27:32,607
It’s easy. I’ll get someone
to cover my shift,

570
00:27:32,607 --> 00:27:34,444
and you could smuggle me out
in your laundry cart.

571
00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,808
- But I...
- Just for a few hours, mind.

572
00:27:35,808 --> 00:27:37,744
No one will even know
I was gone.

573
00:27:37,744 --> 00:27:38,844
What’s the point of that?
574
00:27:38,844 --> 00:27:40,912
To sell chocolate, o’ course!
We’ll split the profits

575
00:27:40,912 --> 00:27:42,716
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt
in no time.

576
00:27:42,716 --> 00:27:43,651
It’s a nice idea, Willy.

577
00:27:43,651 --> 00:27:45,752
- It’s a great idea.
- But it’ll never work.

578
00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:47,721
’Course it will.
Eat your chocolate.

579
00:27:47,721 --> 00:27:48,854
You don’t understand.

580
00:27:48,854 --> 00:27:51,824
Mrs. Scrubitt’s like a hawk.
She keeps her beady eye
on everything

581
00:27:51,824 --> 00:27:55,762
that comes in and out
of the Wash House except...

582
00:27:56,191 --> 00:27:57,797
Huh.

583
00:27:57,863 --> 00:27:59,535
What is it?

584
00:27:59,535 --> 00:28:00,998
No, it’s nothing.

585
00:28:00,998 --> 00:28:02,802
Oh, okay.

586
00:28:02,901 --> 00:28:03,572
Huh.
587
00:28:03,572 --> 00:28:04,837
Double-huh!
That’s not nothing.

588
00:28:04,837 --> 00:28:06,542
That’s the Silver Lining.
It’s given you an idea.

589
00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:09,039
Okay. So, the one time
she dropped her guard

590
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:11,107
was when this aristocrat
came to the laundry.

591
00:28:11,107 --> 00:28:13,109
He was only
asking for directions,

592
00:28:13,109 --> 00:28:15,716
but she was all over him
like a rash.

593
00:28:15,716 --> 00:28:17,080
It was disgusting.

594
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:17,982
That’s it, Noodle.

595
00:28:17,982 --> 00:28:19,621
All we have to do
is find an aristocrat

596
00:28:19,621 --> 00:28:21,953
and slip out
while she’s distracted.

597
00:28:21,953 --> 00:28:22,987
Yeah, but...

598
00:28:22,987 --> 00:28:26,562
where are we going
to find an aristocrat?

599
00:28:29,026 --> 00:28:30,093
Huh.

600
00:28:30,093 --> 00:28:31,699
Huh?

601
00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:33,030
Huh.

602
00:28:33,030 --> 00:28:33,866
A double-huh.

603
00:28:33,866 --> 00:28:35,230
Do you have
a pencil and paper?

604
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:38,739
- Uh-huh.
- I got an idea.

605
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,694
I’ve come
to make a confession.

606
00:29:01,564 --> 00:29:05,029
You sound great, fellas.
Keep it up.

607
00:29:08,802 --> 00:29:12,300
Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.

608
00:29:12,872 --> 00:29:17,811
I have had 150 of these
since my last confession.

609
00:29:19,274 --> 00:29:23,113
Temptation is very hard
to resist.

610
00:29:26,017 --> 00:29:27,656
Mmm.

611
00:29:27,656 --> 00:29:29,823
Send me down.

612
00:29:29,922 --> 00:29:33,563
- I’ll see you later.

613
00:29:37,831 --> 00:29:40,570
Good evening, Chief.

614
00:29:40,669 --> 00:29:41,736
They’re all waiting.

615
00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:43,804
Thank you very much.

616
00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:47,203
Good evening, gentlemen.
I’ve brought my invoice.

617
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:51,845
One chocolatier moved on
for the usual fee.

618
00:29:51,845 --> 00:29:53,143
Oh.

619
00:29:53,143 --> 00:29:54,276
Here we go, baby.

620
00:29:54,276 --> 00:29:55,651
There’s the good stuff. Yeah.

621
00:29:55,651 --> 00:29:57,279
Tell me, Chief...
Mm-hmm?

622
00:29:57,279 --> 00:30:00,084
...how would you like
to earn a few more of those?

623
00:30:00,084 --> 00:30:01,118
Oh, I am listening.

624
00:30:01,118 --> 00:30:02,724
We think
that Mr. Wonka

625
00:30:02,724 --> 00:30:07,058
might require a little more
than simply moving on.
626
00:30:07,058 --> 00:30:09,027
- Oh.
- He’s good.

627
00:30:09,027 --> 00:30:10,160
Too good.

628
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:10,996
And what’s more,

629
00:30:10,996 --> 00:30:13,229
he only charges
a sovereign a chocolate.

630
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:17,134
So anyone can afford them,
even the...

631
00:30:18,267 --> 00:30:19,741
You know, the...

632
00:30:19,741 --> 00:30:22,007
- The poor?
- Oh, dear.

633
00:30:22,007 --> 00:30:25,043
I’ve just been
a little bit sick in my mouth.

634
00:30:25,043 --> 00:30:26,814
Could you please refrain
from mentioning

635
00:30:26,814 --> 00:30:28,244
that demographic
in my presence?

636
00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:30,147
He doesn’t like it
when people say "poor."

637
00:30:30,147 --> 00:30:31,918
- Sorry, Felix.

638
00:30:31,918 --> 00:30:35,086
We want you to send
Wonka a message.

639
00:30:35,086 --> 00:30:36,692
Backed up by physical force.

640
00:30:36,692 --> 00:30:39,662
That if he attempts to sell
chocolate in this town again,

641
00:30:39,662 --> 00:30:43,699
he is liable to meet
with a little accident.

642
00:30:43,699 --> 00:30:45,965
In which he dies.

643
00:30:45,965 --> 00:30:47,362
Yeah, no, I...
I got that already.

644
00:30:47,362 --> 00:30:48,836
You don’t have
to keep saying it.

645
00:30:48,836 --> 00:30:50,970
I’m just making sure
we’re all on the same page.

646
00:30:50,970 --> 00:30:52,037
Well, no one’s on your page.

647
00:30:52,037 --> 00:30:54,006
What’s that supposed to mean?
Well, I know what it means...

648
00:30:54,006 --> 00:30:55,073
Actually, what does it mean?

649
00:30:55,073 --> 00:30:57,306
Gentlemen, please.

650
00:30:58,010 --> 00:30:59,979
So, what do you say, Chief?

651
00:30:59,979 --> 00:31:00,881
Do we have a deal?

652
00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:03,785
Well, listen, fellas,
I’m an officer of the law.

653
00:31:03,785 --> 00:31:08,317
I can’t just go around
roughin’ up your competition.

654
00:31:08,955 --> 00:31:10,660
I’m sorry.

655
00:31:10,891 --> 00:31:11,694
Well now, Chief.

656
00:31:13,795 --> 00:31:16,699
I can see that
you’re a man of integrity.

657
00:31:18,932 --> 00:31:19,834
Thank you.

658
00:31:19,834 --> 00:31:22,364
But ask yourself this...

659
00:31:23,431 --> 00:31:26,302
♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪

660
00:31:26,302 --> 00:31:27,105
♪ I do ♪

661
00:31:27,105 --> 00:31:31,373
♪ A hunger
That you have to feed? ♪

662
00:31:31,373 --> 00:31:34,750
♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪

663
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:35,344
♪ I do ♪

664
00:31:35,344 --> 00:31:38,985
♪ Well, we’ve got
Everything you need ♪
665
00:31:38,985 --> 00:31:39,788
Mmm.

666
00:31:39,788 --> 00:31:43,418
♪ Don’t give me
That conscience nonsense ♪

667
00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:44,958
♪ It’s simply ♪

668
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,729
♪ Quid pro quo ♪

669
00:31:46,729 --> 00:31:50,766
♪ So, a hundred
Of your favorites ♪

670
00:31:50,766 --> 00:31:54,935
♪ Sorry, I’m afraid it’s no ♪

671
00:31:54,935 --> 00:31:56,464
Promised the wife
I’d cut down on chocolate.

672
00:31:56,464 --> 00:32:00,710
You know, I gotta get in shape
for the Policeman’s Ball,
so...

673
00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:04,208
♪ But think about
Your sweet tooth ♪

674
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,011
♪ I do ♪

675
00:32:05,011 --> 00:32:08,344
♪ I’ve had it since
I was a boy ♪

676
00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:11,820
♪ Your naughty
Little sweet tooth ♪

677
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:12,788
♪ It’s true ♪
678
00:32:12,788 --> 00:32:16,891
♪ The only thing
That brings you joy ♪

679
00:32:16,891 --> 00:32:19,058
♪ Don’t look
At your waistline ♪

680
00:32:19,058 --> 00:32:21,060
♪ It’s fine! ♪
- ♪ Come on! ♪

681
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:24,833
♪ Who needs
To see their toes?♪

682
00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:25,933
♪ So ♪

683
00:32:25,933 --> 00:32:28,364
♪ Seven hundred boxes ♪

684
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,070
♪ That’s a lot
Of chocolates... ♪

685
00:32:31,070 --> 00:32:32,874
♪ Mm-hmm ♪

686
00:32:32,874 --> 00:32:33,501
No!

687
00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:38,143
Gentlemen,
let’s give it the big sell.

688
00:32:41,344 --> 00:32:44,017
♪ Have you got a sweet tooth?♪

689
00:32:44,017 --> 00:32:45,854
- ♪ Me, too ♪
- ♪ Fellas... ♪

690
00:32:45,854 --> 00:32:48,824
♪ Have you got
The hots for chocs?♪

691
00:32:48,824 --> 00:32:50,221
I do, really. Yeah.

692
00:32:50,221 --> 00:32:52,322
♪ Do you think that candy’s ♪

693
00:32:52,322 --> 00:32:54,060
- ♪ Dandy? ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

694
00:32:54,060 --> 00:32:56,491
♪ Well, we’ve got lots and lots
And lots and lots ♪

695
00:32:56,491 --> 00:32:59,098
- ♪ And lots and lots ♪
- ♪ Why am I singing? ♪

696
00:32:59,098 --> 00:33:01,969
♪ If the wife’s complaining ♪

697
00:33:01,969 --> 00:33:02,937
♪ Body-shaming ♪

698
00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:07,810
♪ It’s amazing
What a tailor can conceal ♪

699
00:33:08,107 --> 00:33:10,945
♪ Keep your wretched
Chocolates ♪

700
00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:13,112
♪ Eighteen-hundred boxes?♪

701
00:33:13,112 --> 00:33:14,784
- ♪ Oh, deal ♪

702
00:33:22,022 --> 00:33:23,056
- Bell.

703
00:33:23,056 --> 00:33:24,156
Here.
- Benz.
704
00:33:24,156 --> 00:33:25,289
- Mm.

705
00:33:25,289 --> 00:33:26,488
- Chucklesworth.

706
00:33:26,488 --> 00:33:27,522
- Crunch.

707
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:28,864
- Here.
- Wonka.

708
00:33:28,864 --> 00:33:30,327
- Bleacher!

709
00:33:30,327 --> 00:33:33,264
Toilet’s blocked again.

710
00:33:33,264 --> 00:33:33,935
Oh, wow.

711
00:33:33,935 --> 00:33:36,905
The unmistakable
sound of love.

712
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,170
You what?

713
00:33:38,170 --> 00:33:40,337
Don’t tell me
you hadn’t noticed.

714
00:33:40,337 --> 00:33:41,107
What?

715
00:33:41,107 --> 00:33:43,076
She’s madly in love with you.

716
00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:44,880
Mrs. Scrubitt?

717
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:45,980
Besotted.
718
00:33:45,980 --> 00:33:48,246
And why not? Look at you.

719
00:33:48,246 --> 00:33:49,214
Fine figure of a man.

720
00:33:49,214 --> 00:33:51,854
You just need to tidy
yourself up a little bit.

721
00:33:51,854 --> 00:33:53,548
Get some new clothes.

722
00:33:53,548 --> 00:33:55,352
Have a bath.

723
00:33:55,352 --> 00:33:56,023
A bath?

724
00:33:56,023 --> 00:33:59,158
You do know
what they say, right?

725
00:33:59,895 --> 00:34:00,588
What do they say?

726
00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:02,392
She’ll be thankful
for an ankle.

727
00:34:02,392 --> 00:34:05,032
- Yes.
- And pleased to see your knees.

728
00:34:05,032 --> 00:34:06,132
- Right.
- But if you wanna

729
00:34:06,132 --> 00:34:08,266
make her sigh...
- Tell me.

730
00:34:08,266 --> 00:34:10,532
Show her some thigh.
731
00:34:11,874 --> 00:34:12,908
Bleacher!

732
00:34:12,908 --> 00:34:14,272
It’s overflowing now.

733
00:34:14,272 --> 00:34:16,175
Get in there. Back to work.
- All right.

734
00:34:16,175 --> 00:34:17,572
It’s up to me ankles!

735
00:34:17,572 --> 00:34:19,475
- Time-waster.

736
00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,180
- Bleacher!

737
00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:24,216
Curse that idle peasant.

738
00:34:32,554 --> 00:34:34,490
What you got there?

739
00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:36,228
Nothing.

740
00:34:36,294 --> 00:34:39,198
Do you like that coop, Noodle?

741
00:34:39,198 --> 00:34:39,968
All right.

742
00:34:39,968 --> 00:34:43,301
I was collecting laundry
from Professor Monocle
the other day.

743
00:34:43,301 --> 00:34:44,005
Yeah.

744
00:34:44,005 --> 00:34:46,535
He’s writing a book about
the Bavarian Royal Family.
745
00:34:46,535 --> 00:34:47,206
Boring.

746
00:34:47,206 --> 00:34:49,945
He’s got sketches of noblemen
all over his wall.

747
00:34:49,945 --> 00:34:50,407
So?

748
00:34:50,407 --> 00:34:53,278
This one
looked rather familiar.

749
00:34:54,642 --> 00:34:55,313
Oh.

750
00:34:55,313 --> 00:34:57,953
Blow me.
That looks exactly like...

751
00:34:57,953 --> 00:34:59,284
Mr. Bleacher.

752
00:34:59,284 --> 00:35:03,552
Are you telling me Bleacher
is a Bavarian aristocrat?

753
00:35:03,552 --> 00:35:05,356
- Uh-huh.

754
00:35:05,356 --> 00:35:07,325
Go and get my gin.

755
00:35:08,392 --> 00:35:10,163
♪ First,
You pick up the apparel ♪

756
00:35:10,163 --> 00:35:12,935
♪ Then you stick it
In a barrel ♪

757
00:35:12,935 --> 00:35:14,662
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪
758
00:35:16,103 --> 00:35:17,665
♪ Then you put it
Through the mangle ♪

759
00:35:17,665 --> 00:35:20,206
♪ Making sure
You don’t get strangled ♪

760
00:35:20,206 --> 00:35:23,242
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

761
00:35:23,539 --> 00:35:24,243
Whoa!

762
00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:25,948
♪ Oh, Tiddles,
Here’s your chance ♪

763
00:35:25,948 --> 00:35:28,214
- ♪ To chew my mailman pants! ♪

764
00:35:31,448 --> 00:35:33,219
♪ Something must be going on ♪

765
00:35:33,219 --> 00:35:35,650
♪ ’Cause we never
Change our song ♪

766
00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:37,454
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

767
00:35:37,454 --> 00:35:40,996
Oh, so you finally managed
to drag your lazy...

768
00:35:45,198 --> 00:35:47,695
Have you done something
with your hair?

769
00:35:48,069 --> 00:35:49,202
Maybe.

770
00:35:49,202 --> 00:35:50,434
Maybe not.

771
00:35:53,437 --> 00:35:54,702
Where’d you get
them dungarees?

772
00:35:54,702 --> 00:35:57,980
- Lost property.

773
00:35:58,145 --> 00:35:59,542
Why,

774
00:35:59,982 --> 00:36:00,576
do they suit me?

775
00:36:00,576 --> 00:36:03,216
- Yeah.

776
00:36:03,216 --> 00:36:05,383
Not bad, I suppose.

777
00:36:06,384 --> 00:36:08,188
What’re you doing
all the way over there?

778
00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:10,454
- Keeping my knees warm.

779
00:36:10,454 --> 00:36:12,225
Well, why don’t you
come over here

780
00:36:12,225 --> 00:36:14,128
and have a glass o’ gin?

781
00:36:14,128 --> 00:36:16,394
Why don’t you come over here,

782
00:36:16,394 --> 00:36:18,132
where it’s all hot?

783
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:20,596
Whoa!

784
00:36:20,596 --> 00:36:23,731
Oh! Oh, my Lord.

785
00:36:24,974 --> 00:36:26,602
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you

786
00:36:26,602 --> 00:36:28,274
a brand-new contraption
of my creation,

787
00:36:28,274 --> 00:36:30,639
an innovation
in laundrification.

788
00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:31,673
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

789
00:36:31,673 --> 00:36:34,247
Let me ask you a question,
how does Tiddles
wanna spend all his time?

790
00:36:34,247 --> 00:36:35,578
Chasing after mailmen.

791
00:36:35,578 --> 00:36:38,548
And what do I have
to do all day,
fellow scrubbers, please?

792
00:36:38,548 --> 00:36:39,483
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

793
00:36:39,483 --> 00:36:42,387
But now, with Willy Wonka’s
Wild and Wonderful
Wishy-washy Wonka Walker,

794
00:36:42,387 --> 00:36:43,652
please don’t make me
say that again,

795
00:36:43,652 --> 00:36:46,061
Tiddles gets to run
and I can have fun.

796
00:36:46,061 --> 00:36:47,161
♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

797
00:36:47,161 --> 00:36:49,031
Just popping out for a bit.

798
00:36:49,031 --> 00:36:51,132
I’ll be back before roll call.

799
00:36:51,132 --> 00:36:53,167
Until then,
Tiddles has agreed to...

800
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:56,236
- ♪ Scrub, scrub ♪

801
00:36:56,236 --> 00:36:59,338
So, tell me all about Bavaria.

802
00:36:59,338 --> 00:37:01,010
- Where?
- Where you’re from.

803
00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:03,276
Oh, yes. It’s very...

804
00:37:03,276 --> 00:37:06,246
- ...Bavarian.
- Oh, whoo.

805
00:37:11,647 --> 00:37:13,121
All clear.

806
00:37:13,121 --> 00:37:14,419
Really?
- Yeah.

807
00:37:14,419 --> 00:37:16,553
We did it! Well done, Noodle.

808
00:37:16,553 --> 00:37:17,587
I can’t believe it worked.

809
00:37:17,587 --> 00:37:19,721
Wait till you see how much
chocolate I made last night.

810
00:37:19,721 --> 00:37:23,032
We sell this,
and we’re gonna be...

811
00:37:23,626 --> 00:37:24,792
Oh, no.

812
00:37:24,792 --> 00:37:26,464
What’s going on, Willy?

813
00:37:26,464 --> 00:37:27,300
Not again.

814
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:28,334
Where are the chocolates?

815
00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:31,436
I don’t know how to tell you
this, Noodle, but...

816
00:37:31,436 --> 00:37:32,800
they’ve been stolen.

817
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,538
- Stolen?
- Mm-hmm.

818
00:37:34,538 --> 00:37:35,605
Who by?

819
00:37:35,605 --> 00:37:38,410
The Little Orange Man.

820
00:37:38,410 --> 00:37:39,114
What?

821
00:37:39,114 --> 00:37:41,545
The Little Orange Man.
I didn’t tell you about him?

822
00:37:41,545 --> 00:37:43,085
No, ya didn’t.

823
00:37:43,085 --> 00:37:45,186
He’s my nemesis.
About yea high.

824
00:37:45,186 --> 00:37:46,451
Comes in the dead
of the night,

825
00:37:46,451 --> 00:37:47,716
and he steals
all my chocolate.

826
00:37:47,716 --> 00:37:51,687
Been happening every few weeks
for the past three,
four years now.

827
00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:52,490
Really?

828
00:37:52,490 --> 00:37:53,425
Sometimes I spy him

829
00:37:53,425 --> 00:37:55,625
in that strange realm
’twixt sleep and wake,

830
00:37:55,625 --> 00:37:57,825
green hair glinting
in the moonlight.

831
00:37:57,825 --> 00:37:58,727
Green hair?

832
00:37:58,727 --> 00:38:00,465
One day I shall
catch him, Noodle.

833
00:38:00,465 --> 00:38:01,664
- Willy.
- When I do...

834
00:38:01,664 --> 00:38:02,566
Willy!
- Hmm?

835
00:38:02,566 --> 00:38:04,733
You don’t seriously expect me
to believe this, do you?

836
00:38:04,733 --> 00:38:07,802
Of course I do. What other
explanation is there?

837
00:38:07,802 --> 00:38:08,638
I don’t know,

838
00:38:08,638 --> 00:38:10,211
that you go to sleep...
- Mm-hmm.

839
00:38:10,211 --> 00:38:11,542
...dream ’bout
Little Green Man...

840
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:12,675
Orange man, green hair. Yeah.

841
00:38:12,675 --> 00:38:14,083
...and while you’re dreaming,

842
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:16,217
stuff your face
with chocolate!

843
00:38:16,217 --> 00:38:18,120
Stuff my...

844
00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:19,253
That makes a lot more sense.

845
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:20,485
Why’d I ever think
this would work?

846
00:38:20,485 --> 00:38:22,124
I’ve been eating
all my own chocolate?

847
00:38:22,124 --> 00:38:23,653
- Stupid Silver Linings.
- I don’t think I have been.

848
00:38:23,653 --> 00:38:24,324
Hey!

849
00:38:24,324 --> 00:38:25,754
There’s nothing stupid
about my chocolate.

850
00:38:25,754 --> 00:38:28,262
If Mrs. Scrubitt
had spotted us,

851
00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:30,132
I’d be in the coop right now.

852
00:38:30,132 --> 00:38:31,298
Look, I’m sorry, okay?

853
00:38:31,298 --> 00:38:32,860
But we can make
more chocolate.

854
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:35,500
Only problem is
I’m all out of milk.

855
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:38,338
Well, that’s not a problem.

856
00:38:38,404 --> 00:38:40,373
Milk.

857
00:38:40,373 --> 00:38:42,672
A, that is stealing.

858
00:38:42,672 --> 00:38:43,376
And C,

859
00:38:43,376 --> 00:38:45,708
Willy Wonka does not use
any old cow’s milk.

860
00:38:45,708 --> 00:38:46,808
For this particular creation,

861
00:38:46,808 --> 00:38:49,712
I require the milk
of a giraffe.

862
00:38:49,712 --> 00:38:50,779
Okay... fine.
863
00:38:50,779 --> 00:38:53,485
As a matter of fact,
there’s one at the zoo.

864
00:38:53,485 --> 00:38:54,255
Bingala!

865
00:38:54,255 --> 00:38:56,851
But A,
the zoo is not that way.

866
00:38:56,851 --> 00:38:58,127
Great.

867
00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:58,622
And B,

868
00:38:58,622 --> 00:39:01,559
they’re not gonna let you just
walk in there and milk it.

869
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:05,431
Mm. That, my dear Noodle,
is why we’re very lucky

870
00:39:05,431 --> 00:39:09,402
the Little Orange Man
didn’t find this.

871
00:39:13,472 --> 00:39:14,275
What is it?

872
00:39:14,275 --> 00:39:15,375
From Zoo Management.

873
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:18,741
In recognition
of your years of service.

874
00:39:18,741 --> 00:39:21,513
But I’ve only
been here a year.

875
00:39:21,579 --> 00:39:26,188
Which is why
there’s only one chocolate.

876
00:39:26,551 --> 00:39:27,486
Huh.

877
00:39:27,486 --> 00:39:28,685
Well, thank you very much.

878
00:39:28,685 --> 00:39:31,655
You’re welcome.
Good night!

879
00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:33,756
Hey, well done, Noodle.

880
00:39:33,756 --> 00:39:35,725
So, what is it really?

881
00:39:35,725 --> 00:39:37,199
It’s called A Big Night Out.

882
00:39:37,199 --> 00:39:38,662
A single chocolate
that perfectly mimics

883
00:39:38,662 --> 00:39:40,532
a night on the town.
- Mmm.

884
00:39:40,532 --> 00:39:43,403
The outer layer,
a champagne truffle.

885
00:39:43,403 --> 00:39:44,404
That’s lovely.

886
00:39:44,404 --> 00:39:46,274
The next is white wine.

887
00:39:46,274 --> 00:39:47,341
Mmm.

888
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:48,342
Followed by red.

889
00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:49,541
Now we are talking!

890
00:39:49,541 --> 00:39:51,279
That’s when the singing
and dancing starts.

891
00:39:51,279 --> 00:39:53,710
♪ We’re gonna
Have a party tonight!♪

892
00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:57,186
It’s when he hits
the layer o’ whiskey fudge
he’ll get emotional.

893
00:39:57,186 --> 00:39:59,947
She was
the only woman I ever loved!

894
00:39:59,947 --> 00:40:02,389
He might do
something reckless.

895
00:40:02,389 --> 00:40:03,522
I’ll give her a call.

896
00:40:03,522 --> 00:40:06,327
What harm could it do?

897
00:40:06,327 --> 00:40:07,856
Hello, Gwennie? It’s Basil.

898
00:40:07,856 --> 00:40:10,760
I just wanted to say,
I’ve always loved you.

899
00:40:10,760 --> 00:40:13,301
I love you so much. What?

900
00:40:13,301 --> 00:40:14,203
It’s Basil Bond.

901
00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:15,864
We sat together
in chemistry at school.
902
00:40:15,864 --> 00:40:16,931
No, no, don’t hang up!

903
00:40:16,931 --> 00:40:20,638
Finally, some old port
from the back
of the cupboard, and...

904
00:40:23,410 --> 00:40:24,345
Hmm.

905
00:40:24,345 --> 00:40:26,446
Let’s go.

906
00:40:26,446 --> 00:40:28,382
Noodle, let’s go.

907
00:40:29,548 --> 00:40:30,813
Why don’t they
fly away?

908
00:40:30,813 --> 00:40:34,289
I don’t know.
Perhaps they haven’t
thought of it.

909
00:40:34,289 --> 00:40:36,588
You’re kidding?
No, I’m serious.

910
00:40:36,588 --> 00:40:37,919
That’s the thing
about flamingos.

911
00:40:37,919 --> 00:40:40,592
They need someone
to show ’em the way.

912
00:40:40,592 --> 00:40:42,363
Huh.

913
00:40:45,597 --> 00:40:47,599
Giraffe.

914
00:40:47,731 --> 00:40:51,636
Giraffe. Giraffe.
915
00:40:52,604 --> 00:40:54,672
Ah! Giraffe.

916
00:40:59,578 --> 00:41:02,251
You have got to learn
how to read.

917
00:41:02,251 --> 00:41:02,812
Why?

918
00:41:02,812 --> 00:41:04,385
You were nearly
eaten by a tiger.

919
00:41:04,385 --> 00:41:05,716
"Nearly" is the key word
there, Noodle.

920
00:41:05,716 --> 00:41:07,520
I’ve nearly been eaten
by a lot of things,

921
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,391
and none of them
got more than a nibble.

922
00:41:11,854 --> 00:41:12,855
Giraffe.

923
00:41:12,855 --> 00:41:15,330
Okay, I’ll learn how to read.

924
00:41:33,942 --> 00:41:37,946
Good evening,
Miss, um...

925
00:41:37,946 --> 00:41:40,322
Abigail.
- Abigail.

926
00:41:40,949 --> 00:41:42,720
Whoa! Easy, now.

927
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,887
I brought acacia mints.
928
00:41:51,025 --> 00:41:51,795
Oh.

929
00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:54,831
Giraffes are just crazy
about my acacia mints.

930
00:41:54,831 --> 00:41:56,470
Love ’em more
than anything else.

931
00:41:56,470 --> 00:41:59,704
Except being scratched
under the chin, you see?

932
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:03,378
You wanna
give it a go, Noodle?

933
00:42:03,378 --> 00:42:04,643
Me?

934
00:42:04,643 --> 00:42:06,843
Yeah. Why not?

935
00:42:07,745 --> 00:42:09,648
Okay.

936
00:42:14,015 --> 00:42:15,049
- Ugh!
- Oh!

937
00:42:15,049 --> 00:42:18,492
Think she likes you.

938
00:42:19,086 --> 00:42:20,428
Miss Abigail,

939
00:42:20,428 --> 00:42:22,892
if my colleague here
gives you a good scratch,

940
00:42:22,892 --> 00:42:24,894
do you think you could
possibly spare us
941
00:42:24,894 --> 00:42:27,336
a pint or two of your milk?

942
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:33,738
So, have you done
this before?

943
00:42:33,738 --> 00:42:36,675
Once. In Africa.

944
00:42:36,675 --> 00:42:38,446
Magnificent beast.

945
00:42:38,446 --> 00:42:41,009
Was she wild?
Wild?

946
00:42:41,009 --> 00:42:43,484
She was absolutely furious.

947
00:42:43,484 --> 00:42:45,046
You sure can be silly, Willy.

948
00:42:45,046 --> 00:42:48,082
I suppose that’s true-dle,
Noodle.

949
00:42:48,082 --> 00:42:49,523
True-dle?

950
00:42:49,523 --> 00:42:51,019
That doesn’t work, does it?

951
00:42:51,019 --> 00:42:52,559
Nothing rhymes with Noodle.

952
00:42:52,559 --> 00:42:55,595
Where’d you get that name, anyway?

953
00:42:55,595 --> 00:42:57,091
Doesn’t matter.

954
00:42:57,498 --> 00:42:58,994
No, go on.
955
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,866
This.

956
00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:06,133
It’s all I have
of my real parents. See?

957
00:43:06,133 --> 00:43:10,940
"N" for Noodle.
Or Nora, or Nina,

958
00:43:11,138 --> 00:43:13,008
or nothing at all.

959
00:43:13,008 --> 00:43:14,548
Can’t you trace the owner?

960
00:43:14,548 --> 00:43:16,814
You don’t think I’ve tried?

961
00:43:17,111 --> 00:43:18,651
When I was a kid,

962
00:43:18,651 --> 00:43:21,423
I always hoped
that I’d find my parents.

963
00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:25,460
And they’d live
in this beautiful old building
full of books.

964
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:29,959
My mom, she’d be waiting there
for me at the door,

965
00:43:29,959 --> 00:43:30,993
and I’d run into her arms.

966
00:43:30,993 --> 00:43:35,701
She’d give me this big hug
like she’d never let me go.

967
00:43:36,735 --> 00:43:40,640
But then I realized
it was just a stupid dream.

968
00:43:42,037 --> 00:43:44,677
There’s nothing stupid
about that.

969
00:43:44,677 --> 00:43:45,645
Isn’t there?

970
00:43:45,645 --> 00:43:48,714
I know things haven’t
been easy for you, Noodle.

971
00:43:48,714 --> 00:43:49,814
But they’re gonna get better.

972
00:43:49,814 --> 00:43:53,818
I’m not gonna let you rot
in that Wash House forever.

973
00:43:53,818 --> 00:43:54,819
You promise?

974
00:43:54,819 --> 00:43:57,558
I can do better than that.

975
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:58,988
I pinkie promise.

976
00:43:58,988 --> 00:44:01,991
And that’s the most
solemn vow there is.

977
00:44:04,961 --> 00:44:05,797
Get scratchin’.

978
00:44:05,797 --> 00:44:09,999
We don’t have long
until that guard comes
to-dle, Noodle.

979
00:44:09,999 --> 00:44:13,772
- To-dle!
- It’s not even a word!

980
00:44:13,838 --> 00:44:14,575
Oh.

981
00:44:14,575 --> 00:44:16,742
I’m gonna keep working on it.

982
00:44:18,612 --> 00:44:21,142
- ♪ For a moment ♪

983
00:44:21,142 --> 00:44:27,082
♪ Life doesn’t seem quite
So bad ♪

984
00:44:28,490 --> 00:44:31,185
♪ For a moment ♪

985
00:44:31,185 --> 00:44:36,795
♪ I kinda forgot to be sad ♪

986
00:44:37,829 --> 00:44:42,768
♪ He turns night to day ♪

987
00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:47,707
♪ But don’t get carried away ♪

988
00:44:47,707 --> 00:44:49,676
♪ Never let down your guard ♪

989
00:44:49,676 --> 00:44:55,176
♪ Let them into your heart
For a moment ♪

990
00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:59,015
♪ Not for a moment ♪

991
00:44:59,015 --> 00:45:02,051
I got it, Noodle!
Listen to this.

992
00:45:02,051 --> 00:45:07,496
♪ Noodle, Noodle,
Apple strudel ♪

993
00:45:07,496 --> 00:45:09,124
♪ Some people don’t ♪

994
00:45:09,124 --> 00:45:11,060
♪ And some people doodle ♪

995
00:45:11,060 --> 00:45:16,098
♪ Snakes, flamingos,
Bears, and poodles ♪

996
00:45:16,098 --> 00:45:21,103
♪ Singing this song
Will improve your moodle ♪

997
00:45:21,103 --> 00:45:24,513
- ♪ Noodle-dee-dee ♪

998
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:25,712
♪ Noodle-dee-dum ♪

999
00:45:25,712 --> 00:45:26,746
Willy!

1000
00:45:26,746 --> 00:45:28,781
♪ We’re having oodles ♪

1001
00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:32,147
♪ And oodles of fun ♪

1002
00:45:32,147 --> 00:45:33,082
Thanks, Abigail!

1003
00:45:33,082 --> 00:45:35,920
- ♪ For a moment ♪
- ♪ Noodle, Noodle,
Apple strudel ♪

1004
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,120
♪ My life has turned
Upside down ♪

1005
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:41,695
♪ Some people don’t
And some people doodle ♪

1006
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:44,830
- ♪ For a moment ♪
- ♪ Snakes, flamingos ♪

1007
00:45:44,830 --> 00:45:47,635
- ♪ Bears and poodles ♪
- ♪ I can’t keep my feet ♪

1008
00:45:47,635 --> 00:45:48,603
♪ On the ground ♪

1009
00:45:48,603 --> 00:45:51,265
♪ Singing this song
Will improve your moodle ♪

1010
00:45:51,265 --> 00:45:55,742
♪ He’s the one good thing ♪
- ♪ Noodle-dee-dee ♪

1011
00:45:55,742 --> 00:45:56,776
♪ Noodle-dee-dum ♪

1012
00:45:56,776 --> 00:46:00,241
♪ That’s ever happened to me ♪
- ♪ We’re having oodles ♪

1013
00:46:00,241 --> 00:46:03,013
♪ And oodles of fun ♪

1014
00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:43,889
Chief,

1015
00:46:43,889 --> 00:46:46,221
you know that fella
you wanted a word with?

1016
00:46:52,931 --> 00:46:55,263
♪ For a moment ♪

1017
00:46:55,263 --> 00:47:00,939
♪ Life doesn’t seem
Quite so bad ♪

1018
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:04,679
♪ And for a moment ♪

1019
00:47:04,679 --> 00:47:10,278
♪ I kinda forgot to be sad ♪

1020
00:47:13,017 --> 00:47:17,021
Mr. Wonka!
A word in private, if I may.

1021
00:47:17,021 --> 00:47:18,088
Certainly, Officer.

1022
00:47:18,088 --> 00:47:20,288
- Be on your way, Affable.
- Are you sure, sir?

1023
00:47:20,288 --> 00:47:23,225
Oh, yeah.
This is between
me and Mr. Wonka.

1024
00:47:23,225 --> 00:47:24,798
You better
get outta here, Noodle.

1025
00:47:24,798 --> 00:47:26,129
- But Willy...
- Don’t worry about me.

1026
00:47:26,129 --> 00:47:27,834
I’ve talked my way out
of tighter spots than this.

1027
00:47:27,834 --> 00:47:29,968
I’ll meet you
back at the cart.

1028
00:47:30,067 --> 00:47:32,740
Now, Officer,
if this is about Abigail...

1029
00:47:32,740 --> 00:47:34,676
I got a message for you, pal.

1030
00:47:34,676 --> 00:47:35,369
Whoa! No.

1031
00:47:36,304 --> 00:47:40,242
Do not sell chocolate
in this town!

1032
00:47:40,242 --> 00:47:42,948
- You got it?
1033
00:47:43,652 --> 00:47:44,686
Not really, I’m afraid.

1034
00:47:44,686 --> 00:47:48,217
Oh, so you got a mouth on you,
huh, Candy Man?

1035
00:47:48,217 --> 00:47:48,987
I said...

1036
00:47:48,987 --> 00:47:52,760
- Don’t sell chocolate!

1037
00:47:53,695 --> 00:47:55,290
You hear me that time?

1038
00:47:55,290 --> 00:47:57,930
I have water in my ears.

1039
00:47:58,095 --> 00:47:58,931
Oh.

1040
00:47:58,931 --> 00:48:00,768
Yeah, that... You’ve...

1041
00:48:00,768 --> 00:48:03,067
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.

1042
00:48:03,067 --> 00:48:05,135
Listen, I’m sorry.

1043
00:48:05,135 --> 00:48:06,708
I’m all outta whack.

1044
00:48:06,708 --> 00:48:09,304
Truth is, I don’t wanna
be doin’ this.

1045
00:48:09,304 --> 00:48:11,141
I don’t want you
to be doing this.

1046
00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:12,945
But I still gotta
give ya a message.

1047
00:48:12,945 --> 00:48:14,914
Sell chocolate
in this town again,

1048
00:48:14,914 --> 00:48:17,719
you’re gonna get more
than a bonk on the head.

1049
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,721
I don’t have
a bonk on the head.

1050
00:48:21,349 --> 00:48:23,351
What is with me today? I...

1051
00:48:23,351 --> 00:48:26,222
Can you give me
just a second?
- Sure.

1052
00:48:28,455 --> 00:48:29,896
Lord Bleachowitz.

1053
00:48:29,896 --> 00:48:34,736
Mrs. Scrubitt.
Your eyes are like
two rabbit droppings

1054
00:48:34,736 --> 00:48:35,704
in a couple of bowls

1055
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:36,837
- of custard.
- Oh!

1056
00:48:36,837 --> 00:48:38,806
You really do have a way
with words.

1057
00:48:38,806 --> 00:48:41,171
See you downstairs.

1058
00:48:41,171 --> 00:48:43,008
Geronimo!
1059
00:48:43,008 --> 00:48:44,713
Ah, Mr. Wonka.

1060
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,110
Good of you to join us.

1061
00:48:46,110 --> 00:48:48,783
Not late, am I?
- Well, no.

1062
00:48:48,783 --> 00:48:50,048
Cutting it a bit fine, but...

1063
00:48:50,048 --> 00:48:51,379
Has Tiddles been
pulling his weight?

1064
00:48:51,379 --> 00:48:52,952
- As a matter of fact,

1065
00:48:52,952 --> 00:48:54,085
Tiddles has been
a very good boy,

1066
00:48:54,085 --> 00:48:56,087
and productivity is up 30%.

1067
00:48:56,087 --> 00:48:57,484
We took
the afternoon off.

1068
00:48:57,484 --> 00:48:59,222
But that’s not the point.

1069
00:48:59,222 --> 00:49:00,421
This is the point.

1070
00:49:00,421 --> 00:49:01,961
Not now, Larry.
- Sorry.

1071
00:49:01,961 --> 00:49:03,732
The point is...

1072
00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:04,458
Where have you been?

1073
00:49:04,458 --> 00:49:07,362
And why do you smell
of giraffe?

1074
00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:08,968
Guess I owe you guys
an explanation.

1075
00:49:08,968 --> 00:49:11,201
Mm.
The truth is,

1076
00:49:11,201 --> 00:49:12,334
I’m a chocolate maker.

1077
00:49:12,334 --> 00:49:15,238
Not just any chocolate.
The best in the world.

1078
00:49:15,238 --> 00:49:18,879
Ah, well,
Noodle’s flattering me,
but she’s right.

1079
00:49:18,879 --> 00:49:19,781
They’re exquisite.

1080
00:49:19,781 --> 00:49:22,784
Plan is to sell chocolate
and pay off Mrs. Scrubitt.

1081
00:49:22,784 --> 00:49:25,413
At least,
that was the plan, until...

1082
00:49:25,413 --> 00:49:26,315
Oh, let me guess.

1083
00:49:26,315 --> 00:49:30,187
You had a little run-in
with the Chief of Police?

1084
00:49:30,187 --> 00:49:31,188
How do you know that?
1085
00:49:31,188 --> 00:49:34,521
Because I was
Slugworth’s accountant.

1086
00:49:34,521 --> 00:49:35,929
For a week, at least.

1087
00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,524
His regular bookkeeper
was off sick.

1088
00:49:37,524 --> 00:49:39,328
- Station, please.
- And I was called

1089
00:49:39,328 --> 00:49:42,265
halfway across the country
to take his place.

1090
00:49:42,265 --> 00:49:44,003
Good evening, Mr. Slugworth.

1091
00:49:44,003 --> 00:49:47,006
I just need
your signature on...

1092
00:49:47,006 --> 00:49:49,437
Seemed a straightforward job.

1093
00:49:49,437 --> 00:49:50,306
Oh.

1094
00:49:50,306 --> 00:49:52,209
Until I realized

1095
00:49:52,209 --> 00:49:54,915
there were two sets of books.

1096
00:49:54,915 --> 00:49:56,950
One for the authorities,

1097
00:49:56,950 --> 00:49:59,546
and one which told the truth.

1098
00:49:59,546 --> 00:50:03,418
Slugworth, Fickelgruber,
and Prodnose

1099
00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:05,288
have been in cahoots
for years.

1100
00:50:05,288 --> 00:50:08,060
A sort of chocolate cartel,
if you will.

1101
00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:10,260
They’ve been watering down
their chocolate

1102
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:13,395
and storing the excess
in a secret vault

1103
00:50:13,395 --> 00:50:14,968
deep beneath the cathedral,

1104
00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:18,235
guarded round the clock
by a corrupt cleric

1105
00:50:18,235 --> 00:50:21,909
and 500 chocoholic monks.

1106
00:50:21,909 --> 00:50:26,012
The only way in is down
a secret elevator, and past

1107
00:50:26,012 --> 00:50:28,377
the Mistress of the Keys.

1108
00:50:28,377 --> 00:50:30,412
A subterranean sentinel...

1109
00:50:30,412 --> 00:50:32,821
...who hasn’t seen
sunlight in years.

1110
00:50:32,821 --> 00:50:34,218
Good evening.

1111
00:50:34,218 --> 00:50:36,055
There’s thousands
of gallons of chocolate

1112
00:50:36,055 --> 00:50:39,421
down there, and the Cartel
use it to bribe,

1113
00:50:39,421 --> 00:50:42,127
blackmail, and bludgeon
the competition.

1114
00:50:42,127 --> 00:50:44,833
I do not care that
they were school children...

1115
00:50:44,833 --> 00:50:48,232
...they were in our way.
Next time, put your foot down.

1116
00:50:48,232 --> 00:50:49,068
Miss Bon-Bon?

1117
00:50:49,068 --> 00:50:50,498
Good morning, Mr. Slugworth.

1118
00:50:50,498 --> 00:50:53,567
From now on, I’ll be keeping
the ledger in the vault.

1119
00:50:53,567 --> 00:50:55,877
Very good, sir.

1120
00:50:56,504 --> 00:50:58,407
Oh, and Mr. Crunch?

1121
00:50:59,606 --> 00:51:00,508
Yes?

1122
00:51:00,508 --> 00:51:02,543
You’re fired.

1123
00:51:04,149 --> 00:51:05,887
Very good, sir.

1124
00:51:06,316 --> 00:51:07,889
I’m sorry, Mr. Wonka,

1125
00:51:07,889 --> 00:51:10,958
but they’ve got you
right where they want you.

1126
00:51:10,958 --> 00:51:13,620
You can’t get a shop
without selling chocolate,

1127
00:51:13,620 --> 00:51:18,064
and you can’t sell chocolate
without a shop.

1128
00:51:20,869 --> 00:51:22,464
Hey, Noodle!

1129
00:51:22,464 --> 00:51:24,235
Noodle! Psst!

1130
00:51:25,467 --> 00:51:27,040
What is it, Willy?

1131
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,305
Watch out.

1132
00:51:28,305 --> 00:51:29,603
Whoa!

1133
00:51:34,641 --> 00:51:35,609
What’s this for?

1134
00:51:35,609 --> 00:51:39,580
Your wages.
A lifetime supply, remember?

1135
00:51:39,580 --> 00:51:41,054
You didn’t have to do that.

1136
00:51:41,054 --> 00:51:44,893
Of course I did.
I gave you my word.

1137
00:51:45,025 --> 00:51:46,323
Well, thanks.
1138
00:51:46,323 --> 00:51:50,294
I’ve got something
for you, too.
- For me?

1139
00:51:55,629 --> 00:51:56,432
What’s this?

1140
00:51:56,432 --> 00:51:59,501
Glass half full?
- Other way up.

1141
00:51:59,501 --> 00:52:00,975
Glass half empty.

1142
00:52:00,975 --> 00:52:03,505
It’s an "A."
Your first letter.

1143
00:52:03,505 --> 00:52:05,980
I’m teaching you to read.

1144
00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:06,574
Oh, Noodle.

1145
00:52:06,574 --> 00:52:09,676
Well, I can’t have
my business partner
eaten by a tiger.

1146
00:52:09,676 --> 00:52:11,414
Or nearly eaten.

1147
00:52:11,414 --> 00:52:12,382
So we’re still partners?

1148
00:52:12,382 --> 00:52:14,648
Sure, but I don’t know
how we’re gonna
sell any chocolate.

1149
00:52:14,648 --> 00:52:19,323
Every time the police show up,
you’d have to vanish
into thin air.

1150
00:52:19,323 --> 00:52:20,522
Like a magician.

1151
00:52:20,522 --> 00:52:21,358
Right!

1152
00:52:21,358 --> 00:52:23,360
Yeah, but it’s one thing
when you’re onstage.

1153
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,231
You have ropes and pulleys
and trapdoors.

1154
00:52:26,231 --> 00:52:27,496
There’s none of those
on the street.

1155
00:52:27,496 --> 00:52:29,498
As a matter of fact,
there are.

1156
00:52:29,498 --> 00:52:32,105
There are trapdoors
all over the city.

1157
00:52:32,105 --> 00:52:33,601
They’re called storm drains.

1158
00:52:33,601 --> 00:52:35,108
I’d be happy
to show you around

1159
00:52:35,108 --> 00:52:36,274
if you cut me in
on the action.

1160
00:52:36,274 --> 00:52:38,111
- If you’re recruiting,

1161
00:52:38,111 --> 00:52:40,014
I’d do anything
to get out of here

1162
00:52:40,014 --> 00:52:41,048
and make up with my wife.
1163
00:52:41,048 --> 00:52:43,479
I don’t have
any practical skills, but,

1164
00:52:43,479 --> 00:52:46,152
I can talk
like I’m under water.

1165
00:52:46,152 --> 00:52:49,452
And if you need someone
to handle communications,

1166
00:52:49,452 --> 00:52:51,157
I’m your woman.

1167
00:52:51,157 --> 00:52:52,554
Lottie?

1168
00:52:52,554 --> 00:52:54,325
What? Why you all
staring at me?

1169
00:52:54,325 --> 00:52:56,096
I did not know
she could speak.

1170
00:52:56,096 --> 00:52:58,263
I thought you were a mime.
- No,

1171
00:52:58,263 --> 00:53:01,068
I actually used to work
at the telephone exchange.

1172
00:53:01,068 --> 00:53:04,665
But back then,
I was quite the chatterbox.

1173
00:53:04,665 --> 00:53:06,975
But since I came here,

1174
00:53:07,107 --> 00:53:08,570
I haven’t had much
to chat about.

1175
00:53:08,570 --> 00:53:10,539
- Far be it from me

1176
00:53:10,539 --> 00:53:12,310
to pour cold water
on all your fun,

1177
00:53:12,310 --> 00:53:15,115
but if Mrs. Scrubitt
catches you trying to escape,

1178
00:53:15,115 --> 00:53:18,349
you’ll all get six months
in the coop.

1179
00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:19,317
So just think about that

1180
00:53:19,317 --> 00:53:22,518
before getting involved
in this harebrained scheme.

1181
00:53:22,518 --> 00:53:25,026
But it’s not harebrained,
Abacus.

1182
00:53:25,026 --> 00:53:27,721
Willy’s chocolates
are incredible.

1183
00:53:27,721 --> 00:53:28,491
Try one.

1184
00:53:28,491 --> 00:53:30,064
That’s very kind
of you, Noodle.

1185
00:53:30,064 --> 00:53:34,002
I don’t care how good
his chocolates are.

1186
00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:37,071
When do we start?

1187
00:53:46,740 --> 00:53:49,149
I guess what I’m trying
to say, Barbara, is, um,
1188
00:53:49,149 --> 00:53:52,383
- will you marry me?
- Oh.

1189
00:53:52,383 --> 00:53:53,186
I dunno, Colin.

1190
00:53:53,186 --> 00:53:55,023
You’re a lovely man,
but I’m looking for someone

1191
00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:56,321
to sweep me off my feet.
You know,

1192
00:53:56,321 --> 00:53:59,489
whisk me off
to a life of adventure.

1193
00:53:59,489 --> 00:54:01,557
Could that be you?

1194
00:54:01,755 --> 00:54:02,789
- No.
- Oh.

1195
00:54:02,789 --> 00:54:05,495
Not with my chronic
lack of self-confidence.

1196
00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:08,201
Uh, I best be off.
- Oh, but Colin...

1197
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:11,237
Sorry to have
wasted your time, Barbara.

1198
00:54:11,237 --> 00:54:13,206
Uh, taxi!

1199
00:54:18,178 --> 00:54:20,312
Uh, monsieur,
can I help you?

1200
00:54:20,312 --> 00:54:21,511
Oh, waiter.

1201
00:54:21,511 --> 00:54:24,712
Do you have anything
for a broken heart?

1202
00:54:24,712 --> 00:54:26,615
♪ So the taxis never stop ♪

1203
00:54:26,615 --> 00:54:28,287
♪ The girls think
You’re a flop ♪

1204
00:54:28,287 --> 00:54:30,784
♪ You’re wet and cold,
You’re getting old ♪

1205
00:54:30,784 --> 00:54:32,720
♪ Your confidence is shot ♪

1206
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:33,490
It’s true.

1207
00:54:33,490 --> 00:54:34,755
♪ When people look at you ♪

1208
00:54:34,755 --> 00:54:36,592
♪ They seem to look
Straight through ♪

1209
00:54:36,592 --> 00:54:39,133
♪ Or like you’re something
Brown they found ♪

1210
00:54:39,133 --> 00:54:42,103
♪ Upon the bottom
Of their shoe ♪

1211
00:54:42,103 --> 00:54:43,170
Have you been following me?

1212
00:54:43,170 --> 00:54:46,404
♪ But this should lift
The gloom
My Giraffe Milk Macaroon ♪

1213
00:54:46,404 --> 00:54:49,341
♪ Just take a chance
And you’ll be dancing ♪

1214
00:54:49,341 --> 00:54:50,474
♪ To a different tune ♪

1215
00:54:50,474 --> 00:54:54,808
♪ Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all ♪

1216
00:54:54,808 --> 00:54:56,249
♪ Just eat a few of these ♪

1217
00:54:56,249 --> 00:55:00,286
♪ And you’ll be feeling
ten feet tall ♪

1218
00:55:01,254 --> 00:55:03,223
♪ Well, there’s ♪

1219
00:55:03,223 --> 00:55:05,126
- ♪ Chocolate ♪

1220
00:55:05,126 --> 00:55:06,226
♪ And there’s chocolate ♪

1221
00:55:06,226 --> 00:55:09,790
♪ Only Wonka’s makes
Your confidence skyrocke-let ♪

1222
00:55:09,790 --> 00:55:11,297
He doesn’t even work here.

1223
00:55:11,297 --> 00:55:12,265
♪ Put your hand ♪

1224
00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:14,102
♪ Into your pocke-let ♪

1225
00:55:14,102 --> 00:55:15,631
♪ Get yourself
Some Wonka chocolate ♪

1226
00:55:15,631 --> 00:55:17,633
♪ Madam, just one kiss ♪
1227
00:55:17,633 --> 00:55:18,568
♪ Yes, please!♪

1228
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:20,339
♪ You’ve never had chocolate ♪

1229
00:55:20,339 --> 00:55:21,736
- ♪ Like this ♪

1230
00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:27,544
♪ No, we’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

1231
00:55:33,616 --> 00:55:36,388
♪ Have you tried
His new one? ♪
- ♪ No ♪

1232
00:55:36,388 --> 00:55:37,653
♪ Oh, you’ve got to have a go ♪

1233
00:55:37,653 --> 00:55:42,790
♪ Just pop one in
And everything becomes
A Broadway show ♪

1234
00:55:43,725 --> 00:55:45,265
♪ The news that
Makes you gasp ♪

1235
00:55:45,265 --> 00:55:46,794
♪ The jokes that
Make you laugh ♪

1236
00:55:46,794 --> 00:55:48,895
♪ All that you say
And do all day ♪

1237
00:55:48,895 --> 00:55:51,502
♪ Will be choreographed ♪

1238
00:55:51,568 --> 00:55:53,405
♪ Lost your hair,
Can’t think where ♪

1239
00:55:53,405 --> 00:55:55,143
♪ Feeling fairly bare
Up there ♪

1240
00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:56,672
♪ Don’t despair,
I come prepared ♪

1241
00:55:56,672 --> 00:55:58,278
♪ Behold
My Hair Repair Eclair ♪

1242
00:55:58,278 --> 00:56:02,183
♪ It’s made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila ♪

1243
00:56:02,183 --> 00:56:03,712
♪ Take heed,
Eat more than three ♪

1244
00:56:03,712 --> 00:56:07,386
♪ And you’ll end up
Like a gorilla ♪

1245
00:56:08,255 --> 00:56:10,323
♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪

1246
00:56:10,323 --> 00:56:12,193
♪ And there’s chocolate ♪

1247
00:56:12,655 --> 00:56:15,295
♪ Only Wonka’s makes you
Rock around the clock-elet ♪

1248
00:56:17,693 --> 00:56:19,398
♪ Put your hand
Into your pocke-let ♪

1249
00:56:19,398 --> 00:56:21,433
- ♪ Get yourself ♪
- ♪ Oh, put a sock in it! ♪

1250
00:56:21,433 --> 00:56:24,370
♪ Make sure
They’re all frisked ♪

1251
00:56:24,370 --> 00:56:28,902
♪ Have you ever
Had chocolate like this?♪

1252
00:56:29,540 --> 00:56:32,312
♪ I’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

1253
00:56:32,312 --> 00:56:34,215
♪ Put your hands
Into your pocke-let ♪

1254
00:56:34,215 --> 00:56:35,744
♪ Get yourself
Some Wonka chocolate ♪

1255
00:56:35,744 --> 00:56:37,713
♪ Put your hands
Into your pocke-let ♪

1256
00:56:37,713 --> 00:56:39,484
♪ Get yourself
Some Wonka chocolate ♪

1257
00:56:39,484 --> 00:56:41,354
♪ Put your hands
Into your pocke-let ♪

1258
00:56:41,354 --> 00:56:43,191
♪ Get yourself
Some Wonka chocolate ♪

1259
00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:45,457
♪ Put your hands
Into your pocke-let ♪

1260
00:56:45,457 --> 00:56:46,623
♪ Get yourself some choc ♪

1261
00:56:46,623 --> 00:56:48,757
♪ Well, there’s literate ♪

1262
00:56:48,757 --> 00:56:50,264
♪ And illiterate ♪

1263
00:56:50,264 --> 00:56:52,497
♪ Can you tell me
What this word is?♪
1264
00:56:52,497 --> 00:56:53,960
♪ Not a bit of it ♪

1265
00:56:54,664 --> 00:56:56,501
♪ Well, that’s a vowel
And that’s a consonant ♪

1266
00:56:56,501 --> 00:56:58,701
♪ What’s that now?
You’re talking nonse-nence ♪

1267
00:56:58,701 --> 00:57:01,605
♪ I should call it quits ♪

1268
00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:05,840
♪ But you’ve never
Sold chocolate like this ♪

1269
00:57:06,610 --> 00:57:08,711
♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪
- I understand that, yeah.

1270
00:57:08,711 --> 00:57:10,449
♪ And there’s chocolate ♪
- Totally true.

1271
00:57:10,449 --> 00:57:13,518
♪ Only Wonka drives a hole
Right through our profi-lets ♪

1272
00:57:13,518 --> 00:57:15,388
Yes, but what I’m
trying to tell you is that...

1273
00:57:15,388 --> 00:57:16,917
♪ If we don’t get on top
Of this ♪

1274
00:57:16,917 --> 00:57:19,425
- ♪ We’ll go bust ♪
- ♪ Choc-apocalypse! ♪

1275
00:57:19,425 --> 00:57:21,823
♪ We’ll cease to exist ♪

1276
00:57:21,823 --> 00:57:22,692
But, fellas...

1277
00:57:22,692 --> 00:57:24,991
♪ You’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

1278
00:57:24,991 --> 00:57:28,698
♪ No, we’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

1279
00:57:28,698 --> 00:57:31,668
- ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪
- ♪ Well, there’s chocolate ♪

1280
00:57:31,668 --> 00:57:33,868
- ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪
- ♪ And there’s chocolate ♪

1281
00:57:33,868 --> 00:57:38,609
♪ Only mine will find you
Buying wedding frocke-lets ♪

1282
00:57:39,544 --> 00:57:40,776
♪ We have just tied the knot ♪

1283
00:57:40,776 --> 00:57:43,251
♪ And it’s all because
Of Wonka’s chocolate ♪

1284
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:46,485
♪ Off to a life
Of bliss ♪

1285
00:57:46,485 --> 00:57:50,291
♪ You’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

1286
00:57:50,291 --> 00:57:51,919
♪ No, we’ve never had ♪

1287
00:57:51,919 --> 00:57:53,459
♪ Chocolate like this ♪

1288
00:57:53,459 --> 00:57:57,331
♪ Have you ever
Had chocolate like this?♪
1289
00:57:57,331 --> 00:58:00,796
♪ No, we’ve never had
Chocolate ♪

1290
00:58:00,796 --> 00:58:05,768
♪ No, we’ve never
Had chocolate like this ♪

1291
00:58:15,283 --> 00:58:16,449
All right, where is he?

1292
00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:18,847
- Where’d he go?

1293
00:58:29,429 --> 00:58:32,564
So that’s how you’re doin’ it.

1294
00:58:32,828 --> 00:58:33,499
Affable,

1295
00:58:33,499 --> 00:58:36,964
I want a man on every
storm drain in the city.

1296
00:58:36,964 --> 00:58:37,866
Are you sure, sir?

1297
00:58:37,866 --> 00:58:40,341
Shouldn’t we be focusing on
all those unsolved murders?

1298
00:58:40,341 --> 00:58:42,805
No, no, no, no,
this is the priority.

1299
00:58:42,805 --> 00:58:44,609
Okay.

1300
00:58:47,579 --> 00:58:49,977
Okay, you know what?
I’m gonna need your help up.

1301
00:58:49,977 --> 00:58:51,011
Yep, there we go.
1302
00:58:51,011 --> 00:58:53,046
Pretty sure I’ve gained
about 150 pounds

1303
00:58:53,046 --> 00:58:55,015
in the last two weeks.

1304
00:59:27,421 --> 00:59:29,049
Ooh!

1305
00:59:58,485 --> 01:00:00,784
- Gotcha!

1306
01:00:00,784 --> 01:00:01,884
What the devil?

1307
01:00:01,884 --> 01:00:04,557
Let me out of here.
I demand to be released.

1308
01:00:04,557 --> 01:00:06,427
Incredible.
It can speak.

1309
01:00:06,427 --> 01:00:07,890
Well,
of course I can speak.

1310
01:00:07,890 --> 01:00:09,793
Now let me out of here,
or I shall shriek.

1311
01:00:09,793 --> 01:00:11,432
- Wow.
- Let me out!

1312
01:00:11,432 --> 01:00:14,996
Not until I take
a good look at you.

1313
01:00:15,700 --> 01:00:17,405
- Wow.

1314
01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:18,032
Good evening.
1315
01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:20,705
So you’re the funny little man
who’s been following me.

1316
01:00:20,705 --> 01:00:23,510
"Funny little man"?
How dare you.

1317
01:00:23,510 --> 01:00:24,445
I will have you know

1318
01:00:24,445 --> 01:00:26,172
that I am a perfectly
respectable size

1319
01:00:26,172 --> 01:00:28,581
for an Oompa Loompa.

1320
01:00:28,581 --> 01:00:29,516
An Oompa-what-now?

1321
01:00:29,516 --> 01:00:32,783
In fact, in Loompaland,
I am regarded
as something of a whopper.

1322
01:00:32,783 --> 01:00:34,455
They call me Lofty.

1323
01:00:34,455 --> 01:00:36,622
So, I will thank you
to stop gawping at me

1324
01:00:36,622 --> 01:00:37,887
as though I was
something unpleasant

1325
01:00:37,887 --> 01:00:39,185
you’d found
in your handkerchief.

1326
01:00:39,185 --> 01:00:43,431
I find it uncomfortable
and, frankly, rude.

1327
01:00:43,431 --> 01:00:44,498
Um...

1328
01:00:44,498 --> 01:00:45,928
- Sorry.
- Now let me out of here.

1329
01:00:45,928 --> 01:00:47,435
You have absolutely no right

1330
01:00:47,435 --> 01:00:50,537
to go around
embottling innocent strangers.

1331
01:00:50,537 --> 01:00:51,098
Innocent?

1332
01:00:51,098 --> 01:00:53,969
Hold on, you’ve been
stealing from me. For years.

1333
01:00:53,969 --> 01:00:55,971
Well, you started it.

1334
01:00:55,971 --> 01:00:56,675
Me?

1335
01:00:56,675 --> 01:00:58,941
You stole our cocoa beans.

1336
01:00:58,941 --> 01:01:01,108
What are you talking about?

1337
01:01:01,108 --> 01:01:04,881
Do you mean
that you don’t even remember?

1338
01:01:04,881 --> 01:01:06,520
Remember what?

1339
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,116
The day you...

1340
01:01:09,182 --> 01:01:11,184
destroyed my life.

1341
01:01:11,184 --> 01:01:13,692
No, I don’t remember that.

1342
01:01:13,692 --> 01:01:14,726
Well then, young man.

1343
01:01:14,726 --> 01:01:16,156
Allow me
to refresh your memory

1344
01:01:16,156 --> 01:01:19,566
in the form of a song
so ruinously catchy

1345
01:01:19,566 --> 01:01:21,964
that it may never
leave your mind.

1346
01:01:22,899 --> 01:01:24,164
Oh, I don’t think
I wanna hear that.

1347
01:01:24,164 --> 01:01:25,704
- Too late.

1348
01:01:25,704 --> 01:01:26,771
I’ve started dancing now.

1349
01:01:26,771 --> 01:01:29,873
Once we’ve started,
we can’t stop, you see.

1350
01:01:31,006 --> 01:01:33,943
♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-doo ♪

1351
01:01:33,943 --> 01:01:37,716
♪ I’ve got a tragic tale
For you ♪

1352
01:01:37,716 --> 01:01:40,653
♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-dee ♪

1353
01:01:40,653 --> 01:01:43,018
♪ If you are wise,
You’ll listen to me ♪

1354
01:01:43,018 --> 01:01:47,187
- ♪ Dear Loompaland
Is both luscious and green ♪

1355
01:01:47,187 --> 01:01:50,729
♪ But not conducive
To growing the bean ♪

1356
01:01:50,729 --> 01:01:54,832
♪ My job was guarding
What little we’d got ♪

1357
01:01:54,832 --> 01:01:56,031
♪ You came along ♪

1358
01:01:56,031 --> 01:01:57,901
♪ And pinched the lot ♪

1359
01:01:57,901 --> 01:01:59,672
Hey, why didn’t you
say something?

1360
01:01:59,672 --> 01:02:01,102
Well, perhaps I drifted off.

1361
01:02:01,102 --> 01:02:04,611
- ♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-day ♪

1362
01:02:04,611 --> 01:02:07,845
♪ When I awoke,
They sent me away ♪

1363
01:02:07,845 --> 01:02:10,650
♪ I’m disgraced,
Cast out in the cold ♪

1364
01:02:10,650 --> 01:02:15,523
♪ Till I’ve paid my friends
Back a thousandfold ♪

1365
01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:18,625
A thousandfold?
You gotta be kidding me!

1366
01:02:18,625 --> 01:02:20,022
I repeat...
1367
01:02:20,022 --> 01:02:23,696
♪ A thousandfold ♪

1368
01:02:24,290 --> 01:02:25,258
Hah. Wow.

1369
01:02:25,258 --> 01:02:27,194
Um...
Mr. Loompa,

1370
01:02:27,194 --> 01:02:29,702
if you really think
that’s a reasonable penalty

1371
01:02:29,702 --> 01:02:31,297
for taking three beans...

1372
01:02:31,297 --> 01:02:32,672
Four beans.

1373
01:02:32,672 --> 01:02:33,299
...four beans,

1374
01:02:33,299 --> 01:02:35,169
then I’m sure we can come
to some sort of understanding.

1375
01:02:35,169 --> 01:02:37,875
But I can’t give you
my entire supply.

1376
01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:40,075
I got people counting on me.

1377
01:02:40,075 --> 01:02:42,143
Hmm.

1378
01:02:42,143 --> 01:02:43,551
Very well.

1379
01:02:43,551 --> 01:02:44,750
I tell you what.

1380
01:02:44,750 --> 01:02:45,685
You let me out of here,
1381
01:02:45,685 --> 01:02:49,722
and we can discuss it,
like gentlemen. Hmm?

1382
01:02:50,151 --> 01:02:51,856
All right.

1383
01:02:52,054 --> 01:02:55,123
Ah, thank you.
Now, would you be so very kind

1384
01:02:55,123 --> 01:02:58,698
as to pass me
that miniature frying pan?

1385
01:02:58,698 --> 01:02:59,666
Hmm. This one?

1386
01:02:59,666 --> 01:03:02,196
No, no.
The heavier one, please.

1387
01:03:02,196 --> 01:03:03,736
All right.

1388
01:03:03,736 --> 01:03:04,803
Thank you. Thank you very...

1389
01:03:04,803 --> 01:03:07,069
Ooh, I say, that is quite
a beast, isn’t it?

1390
01:03:07,069 --> 01:03:08,609
Now, come a little closer.

1391
01:03:08,609 --> 01:03:09,841
That’s it, closer,
closer, closer,

1392
01:03:09,841 --> 01:03:11,238
come on, cozy on up.
- Okay.

1393
01:03:11,238 --> 01:03:13,207
- There we are.
- What?

1394
01:03:13,207 --> 01:03:15,110
- Ow!

1395
01:03:17,651 --> 01:03:18,245
Ow!

1396
01:03:18,245 --> 01:03:20,654
Oompa Loompas
do not negotiate.

1397
01:03:20,654 --> 01:03:21,754
Good day, sir.

1398
01:03:21,754 --> 01:03:23,624
But that’s my last jar!

1399
01:03:23,624 --> 01:03:26,220
I said good day.

1400
01:03:27,628 --> 01:03:29,091
- He came back?

1401
01:03:29,091 --> 01:03:31,797
Yes, Noodle,
but this time I set a trap.

1402
01:03:31,797 --> 01:03:34,063
And he walked right into it.

1403
01:03:34,129 --> 01:03:34,932
So, where is he?

1404
01:03:34,932 --> 01:03:37,066
Ah, well, we had
a fight, you see. He won.

1405
01:03:37,066 --> 01:03:38,738
Hit me on the head
with a frying pan

1406
01:03:38,738 --> 01:03:40,135
and jumped out of the window.

1407
01:03:40,135 --> 01:03:43,072
Of course he did.

1408
01:03:43,138 --> 01:03:45,107
You don’t believe me, do you?

1409
01:03:45,107 --> 01:03:46,746
Honestly? No.

1410
01:03:46,746 --> 01:03:47,846
No!

1411
01:03:47,846 --> 01:03:48,374
No.

1412
01:03:48,374 --> 01:03:50,717
- No.
- Definitely not.

1413
01:03:50,717 --> 01:03:51,344
But,

1414
01:03:51,344 --> 01:03:52,818
as it so happens,

1415
01:03:52,818 --> 01:03:55,051
we don’t need
to sell chocolate today.

1416
01:03:55,051 --> 01:03:55,953
And why is that?

1417
01:03:55,953 --> 01:03:57,020
You know that shop?

1418
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:59,759
The one you’ve
been dreaming of?

1419
01:04:13,905 --> 01:04:16,743
Now, I know
what you’re thinking.

1420
01:04:16,743 --> 01:04:19,911
It may need a little work.
1421
01:04:20,846 --> 01:04:22,375
Looks like someone
left the water running

1422
01:04:22,375 --> 01:04:24,179
twenty years ago
and the ceiling fell through.

1423
01:04:24,179 --> 01:04:27,149
And the ceiling above that,
and the ceiling above that.

1424
01:04:27,149 --> 01:04:29,921
But that means
we can afford it.

1425
01:04:29,921 --> 01:04:31,021
For a week, anyway.

1426
01:04:31,021 --> 01:04:32,924
And we’d finally
be legitimate.

1427
01:04:32,924 --> 01:04:34,893
The police wouldn’t
have any excuse

1428
01:04:34,893 --> 01:04:36,763
to keep bothering us.

1429
01:04:36,763 --> 01:04:39,964
So,
what do you think, Willy?

1430
01:04:39,964 --> 01:04:41,702
Do you like it?

1431
01:04:43,264 --> 01:04:45,266
Do I like it?

1432
01:04:47,037 --> 01:04:48,940
Noodle, it’s just
as I always imagined.

1433
01:04:48,940 --> 01:04:52,812
No, scratch that,
it’s better than I imagined.

1434
01:04:52,812 --> 01:04:53,879
I mean, look at this place.

1435
01:04:53,879 --> 01:04:56,376
I mean, yeah, it’s a wreck,
but... the potential!

1436
01:04:56,376 --> 01:04:57,685
The bones!

1437
01:04:57,685 --> 01:05:00,182
You mark my words,
this is gonna
be the best chocolate shop

1438
01:05:00,182 --> 01:05:01,821
the world has ever seen.
- Whoo!

1439
01:05:01,821 --> 01:05:03,757
You won’t be scrub-scrubbin’
much longer, Noodle.

1440
01:05:03,757 --> 01:05:05,858
- We’ll all be free.

1441
01:05:05,858 --> 01:05:07,695
As free as flamingos!

1442
01:05:19,168 --> 01:05:21,236
There’s six of them
in total.

1443
01:05:21,236 --> 01:05:22,270
Including the little girl.

1444
01:05:22,270 --> 01:05:24,305
She seems to be the brains
of the operation.

1445
01:05:24,305 --> 01:05:28,144
They’re based out of a laundry
called Scrubitt and Bleacher.

1446
01:05:28,144 --> 01:05:30,245
Scrubitt’s?

1447
01:05:30,245 --> 01:05:32,313
That’s right. Why, you know it?

1448
01:05:32,313 --> 01:05:34,887
Yes, as a matter of fact,
I do.

1449
01:05:34,887 --> 01:05:36,086
They just
rented a shop.

1450
01:05:36,086 --> 01:05:38,385
So, legally, I can’t
touch them. But illegally,

1451
01:05:38,385 --> 01:05:40,959
I’m happy to do
whatever you guys want.

1452
01:05:40,959 --> 01:05:43,027
You want ’em all
to have a little accident?

1453
01:05:43,027 --> 01:05:44,358
In which they die?

1454
01:05:44,358 --> 01:05:45,227
Not a problem.

1455
01:05:45,227 --> 01:05:47,394
But it’s gonna cost you
a lot more chocolate.

1456
01:05:47,394 --> 01:05:48,362
It’s all right, Chief.

1457
01:05:48,362 --> 01:05:50,496
And also, I’d, uh,
be grateful for an advance.

1458
01:05:50,496 --> 01:05:53,741
’Cause the last boxes
you gave me...
1459
01:05:53,741 --> 01:05:55,138
they’re gone.

1460
01:05:55,138 --> 01:05:55,941
All of them?

1461
01:05:55,941 --> 01:05:57,272
I’ve been eating
these little paper cases

1462
01:05:57,272 --> 01:05:58,845
for the... for the past
three days.

1463
01:05:58,845 --> 01:06:01,309
You know, you think they’re
gonna give you the same hit.

1464
01:06:01,309 --> 01:06:03,476
They don’t.

1465
01:06:03,476 --> 01:06:04,411
Oh.

1466
01:06:04,411 --> 01:06:05,885
There you go, Chief.

1467
01:06:05,885 --> 01:06:08,184
There’s plenty more
where that came from.

1468
01:06:08,184 --> 01:06:09,922
You stand down for now.

1469
01:06:09,922 --> 01:06:12,122
We’ll give you a call
when the time is right.

1470
01:06:18,326 --> 01:06:19,459
What is it, Arthur?

1471
01:06:19,459 --> 01:06:20,427
The girl.

1472
01:06:20,427 --> 01:06:23,936
You don’t really think
it could be her, do you?

1473
01:06:24,398 --> 01:06:25,102
I do.

1474
01:06:25,102 --> 01:06:28,402
You always assured us
she wouldn’t be a problem.

1475
01:06:28,402 --> 01:06:30,811
He’s right. You did assure us.

1476
01:06:30,811 --> 01:06:32,406
And she won’t be.

1477
01:06:32,406 --> 01:06:33,539
Nor will Wonka.

1478
01:06:33,539 --> 01:06:36,542
I’ll see to it, personally.

1479
01:06:39,083 --> 01:06:41,547
Who is it?
What d’you want?

1480
01:06:44,154 --> 01:06:46,552
Mr. Slugworth.

1481
01:06:46,552 --> 01:06:48,796
Just a minute, sir.

1482
01:06:49,357 --> 01:06:50,193
Good evening.

1483
01:06:50,193 --> 01:06:53,460
- Good evening.
- Who is it,
puffy-wu...

1484
01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:55,297
- Stone me.

1485
01:06:55,297 --> 01:06:56,232
It’s Mr. Slugworth.
1486
01:06:56,232 --> 01:06:58,872
To what do we owe the honor?

1487
01:06:58,872 --> 01:07:01,303
You have a guest.
A Mr. Wonka?

1488
01:07:01,303 --> 01:07:03,206
He’s been sneaking out
to sell chocolate

1489
01:07:03,206 --> 01:07:05,175
with the help
of your serving girl.

1490
01:07:05,175 --> 01:07:07,045
Why, that little brat.

1491
01:07:07,045 --> 01:07:08,013
Well, quite.

1492
01:07:08,013 --> 01:07:12,281
I wondered if you might
help me put an end to their...

1493
01:07:12,347 --> 01:07:14,118
business.

1494
01:07:22,896 --> 01:07:25,228
Here we go, Mamma.

1495
01:07:33,434 --> 01:07:37,372
Ladies and gentlemen,
greetings to you all,

1496
01:07:37,372 --> 01:07:40,309
and welcome to Wonka’s.

1497
01:07:40,309 --> 01:07:42,344
Tremendous things
are in store,

1498
01:07:42,344 --> 01:07:46,249
both literally
and metaphorically.
1499
01:07:46,249 --> 01:07:47,580
What?

1500
01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:49,351
In there?

1501
01:07:49,989 --> 01:07:51,419
Humor me.

1502
01:07:51,485 --> 01:07:56,589
♪ Close your eyes
And count to ten ♪

1503
01:07:58,096 --> 01:08:00,164
♪ Make a wish ♪

1504
01:08:00,164 --> 01:08:02,133
♪ Now ♪

1505
01:08:02,133 --> 01:08:04,366
♪ Open them ♪

1506
01:08:05,235 --> 01:08:09,602
♪ Here’s a store
That’s like no other ♪

1507
01:08:09,602 --> 01:08:13,947
♪ If it were,
I wouldn’t bother ♪

1508
01:08:13,947 --> 01:08:17,445
- ♪ Chocolate bushes ♪

1509
01:08:17,445 --> 01:08:19,018
♪ Chocolate trees ♪

1510
01:08:19,018 --> 01:08:22,890
♪ Chocolate flowers
And chocolate bees ♪

1511
01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:26,960
- ♪ Chocolate memories ♪

1512
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:30,964
♪ That a boy once saved ♪
1513
01:08:32,592 --> 01:08:35,903
♪ Before they melted away ♪

1514
01:08:35,903 --> 01:08:40,402
♪ A world of your own ♪

1515
01:08:40,402 --> 01:08:44,307
♪ A place to escape to ♪

1516
01:08:44,945 --> 01:08:48,641
♪ A world of your own ♪

1517
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:52,282
♪ Where you can be free ♪

1518
01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:57,452
♪ Wherever you go ♪

1519
01:08:58,189 --> 01:09:02,688
♪ Wherever life takes you ♪

1520
01:09:02,688 --> 01:09:06,560
♪ This is your home ♪

1521
01:09:07,033 --> 01:09:10,036
♪ A world of your own ♪

1522
01:09:17,373 --> 01:09:19,078
♪ Here is the child ♪

1523
01:09:19,078 --> 01:09:21,674
♪ That you left behind ♪

1524
01:09:21,674 --> 01:09:23,478
♪ Here is the kid ♪

1525
01:09:23,478 --> 01:09:25,612
♪ With the curious mind ♪

1526
01:09:25,612 --> 01:09:30,254
♪ Here is the wonder
We used to feel ♪

1527
01:09:30,254 --> 01:09:33,389
♪ Back when the magic
Was real ♪

1528
01:09:33,389 --> 01:09:37,998
♪ A world of your own ♪

1529
01:09:37,998 --> 01:09:42,398
♪ A place to go when you’re ♪

1530
01:09:43,135 --> 01:09:46,204
♪ Feeling alone ♪

1531
01:09:47,535 --> 01:09:51,077
♪ Feeling unsure ♪

1532
01:09:51,077 --> 01:09:51,539
Mmm!

1533
01:09:51,539 --> 01:09:56,082
♪ Embrace the unknown ♪

1534
01:09:56,082 --> 01:10:00,988
♪ Enjoy the adventure ♪

1535
01:10:01,648 --> 01:10:06,653
♪ Let’s go strolling
In the clouds ♪

1536
01:10:06,653 --> 01:10:09,095
♪ Grab a handful ♪

1537
01:10:09,095 --> 01:10:10,525
♪ It’s allowed ♪

1538
01:10:10,525 --> 01:10:15,134
♪ Clouds are made
Of cotton candy ♪

1539
01:10:15,134 --> 01:10:19,204
♪ Just keep
Your umbrella handy ♪

1540
01:10:19,204 --> 01:10:24,176
♪ ’Cause there’s
A hard rain gonna fall ♪
1541
01:10:24,539 --> 01:10:26,079
♪ Humbugs, gumdrops ♪

1542
01:10:26,079 --> 01:10:27,707
♪ And aniseed balls ♪

1543
01:10:27,707 --> 01:10:31,018
- ♪ Fireworks bring ♪

1544
01:10:31,018 --> 01:10:36,188
♪ Sugar string to chew ♪

1545
01:10:37,123 --> 01:10:42,260
♪ All the colors
Of the rainbow ♪

1546
01:10:42,260 --> 01:10:44,559
♪ And some others, too ♪

1547
01:10:44,559 --> 01:10:47,067
♪ A world of our own ♪

1548
01:10:47,067 --> 01:10:48,497
♪ A world of our own ♪

1549
01:10:48,497 --> 01:10:53,040
- ♪ A place to escape to ♪
- ♪ A place to escape to ♪

1550
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:58,408
- ♪ A world of our own ♪
- ♪ A world of our own ♪

1551
01:10:58,408 --> 01:11:00,047
♪ Where we can be free ♪

1552
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,709
♪ That’s where we can be free ♪

1553
01:11:02,709 --> 01:11:07,186
♪ Wherever you go ♪

1554
01:11:07,186 --> 01:11:12,158
♪ Wherever life takes you ♪
1555
01:11:12,158 --> 01:11:16,096
♪ This is our home ♪

1556
01:11:16,096 --> 01:11:20,199
♪ A world of our own ♪

1557
01:11:24,302 --> 01:11:27,272
So, mushrooms,
pears, assorted flowers.

1558
01:11:27,272 --> 01:11:30,341
That comes to 89 sovereigns.

1559
01:11:30,341 --> 01:11:32,838
A bargain at twice the price.

1560
01:11:32,838 --> 01:11:33,641
Thank you, sir.

1561
01:11:33,641 --> 01:11:36,248
And how would
you like your change?

1562
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:38,316
Spendable or edible?

1563
01:11:38,316 --> 01:11:40,648
Oh, edible, please.

1564
01:11:41,517 --> 01:11:42,815
Enjoy.

1565
01:11:42,815 --> 01:11:46,225
And, uh, don’t forget
to eat your basket.

1566
01:11:46,225 --> 01:11:47,259
Oh.

1567
01:11:47,259 --> 01:11:50,163
Abacus, that man just
gave us 100 sovereigns.

1568
01:11:50,163 --> 01:11:52,759
I know, Noodle!

1569
01:11:52,759 --> 01:11:53,661
Who’s next?

1570
01:11:53,661 --> 01:11:55,168
That’ll be me.
Me!

1571
01:11:59,766 --> 01:12:00,767
Uh...

1572
01:12:00,767 --> 01:12:02,142
Mr. Wonka?

1573
01:12:02,142 --> 01:12:03,638
Yes?

1574
01:12:03,869 --> 01:12:05,706
What’s going on here?

1575
01:12:05,706 --> 01:12:07,180
Oh, my goodness.

1576
01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:08,544
That’s impossible.

1577
01:12:08,544 --> 01:12:10,381
Unless...

1578
01:12:13,186 --> 01:12:15,419
Yeti sweat?

1579
01:12:15,419 --> 01:12:17,586
The most powerful
hair potion in the world.

1580
01:12:17,586 --> 01:12:19,489
But I didn’t put it in there.

1581
01:12:19,489 --> 01:12:22,195
Ladies and gentlemen!
Your attention, please!

1582
01:12:22,195 --> 01:12:24,626
There appears
to be a manufacturing error.

1583
01:12:24,626 --> 01:12:26,562
Nobody eat the flowers!

1584
01:12:26,562 --> 01:12:28,597
Uh, why not?

1585
01:12:28,597 --> 01:12:29,532
What’s wrong with them?

1586
01:12:29,532 --> 01:12:31,237
What’s the matter
with this toadstool?

1587
01:12:31,237 --> 01:12:33,635
My daughter took one bite,
and just look at her!

1588
01:12:33,635 --> 01:12:36,572
There’s nothing wrong
with the chocolate milk,

1589
01:12:36,572 --> 01:12:37,342
is there?

1590
01:12:37,342 --> 01:12:38,442
I’m terribly sorry, everyone,

1591
01:12:38,442 --> 01:12:40,147
and I don’t know
how to explain this, but...

1592
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,677
it appears that the chocolates
have been poisoned!

1593
01:12:42,677 --> 01:12:43,777
- Poisoned?

1594
01:12:43,777 --> 01:12:45,647
- Poisoned?
- He poisoned my child!

1595
01:12:45,647 --> 01:12:47,682
I didn’t...
I didn’t poison them.

1596
01:12:47,682 --> 01:12:49,519
I want my money back.

1597
01:12:49,519 --> 01:12:50,850
I want compensation.

1598
01:12:50,850 --> 01:12:52,819
I want revenge.

1599
01:12:53,655 --> 01:12:54,788
Whoa!

1600
01:13:00,266 --> 01:13:01,795
No, no! Please!

1601
01:13:05,766 --> 01:13:09,770
This is what you get for
mustach-ing my daughter!

1602
01:13:11,376 --> 01:13:15,215
I’ll wait for you.
Help! I have
to get away from this place.

1603
01:13:15,908 --> 01:13:17,712
And that, I believe,

1604
01:13:17,712 --> 01:13:21,848
is the end
of Wonka’s Chocolate Shop.

1605
01:13:40,471 --> 01:13:42,770
I don’t understand.
What...

1606
01:13:44,673 --> 01:13:45,938
What...

1607
01:13:46,576 --> 01:13:47,544
What happened?

1608
01:13:47,544 --> 01:13:49,414
Isn’t it obvious?
1609
01:13:49,414 --> 01:13:51,977
The Chocolate Cartel.

1610
01:13:53,814 --> 01:13:56,883
It’s okay, Willy.
We can rebuild.

1611
01:13:56,883 --> 01:13:58,258
We can start again.

1612
01:13:58,258 --> 01:14:00,590
There’s no point, Noodle.

1613
01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:03,329
It didn’t work.

1614
01:14:03,329 --> 01:14:04,594
What do you mean?

1615
01:14:04,594 --> 01:14:07,465
She promised
she would be here.

1616
01:14:08,796 --> 01:14:09,962
She wasn’t.

1617
01:14:09,962 --> 01:14:12,404
You didn’t actually
think that...

1618
01:14:12,404 --> 01:14:13,933
No, I did.

1619
01:14:16,276 --> 01:14:16,936
Stupid dream.

1620
01:14:16,936 --> 01:14:19,543
Don’t say that, Willy.
Please don’t ever...

1621
01:14:19,543 --> 01:14:21,281
Come on, Noodle.

1622
01:14:21,281 --> 01:14:25,010
I think Mr. Wonka
needs to be alone.

1623
01:14:35,295 --> 01:14:41,466
Every good thing
in this world
started with a dream.

1624
01:14:43,963 --> 01:14:46,735
So you hold on to yours.

1625
01:14:46,735 --> 01:14:52,312
And when
you do share chocolate
with the world, oh...

1626
01:14:52,939 --> 01:14:56,580
I’ll be right there beside ya.

1627
01:14:57,548 --> 01:15:01,288
Terrible shame,
what happened here.

1628
01:15:02,421 --> 01:15:03,752
Take it you’re
responsible?

1629
01:15:03,752 --> 01:15:06,821
Us? Oh, no.
Well, not personally.

1630
01:15:06,821 --> 01:15:10,561
We may have
encouraged Mrs. Scrubitt

1631
01:15:10,561 --> 01:15:12,365
to enhance your creations.

1632
01:15:12,365 --> 01:15:13,663
We paid her
to poison them.

1633
01:15:13,663 --> 01:15:17,370
Yes,
thank you, Gerald.
You’re welcome.

1634
01:15:17,370 --> 01:15:18,998
So why have you come?

1635
01:15:18,998 --> 01:15:20,901
- To gloat?
- Oh, no, Mr. Wonka,

1636
01:15:20,901 --> 01:15:23,409
I don’t waste my time
with that sort of thing.

1637
01:15:23,409 --> 01:15:26,412
We’ve come
to offer you a deal.

1638
01:15:26,412 --> 01:15:32,077
This is the precise amount
you owe Mrs. Scrubitt.

1639
01:15:32,077 --> 01:15:35,718
This is for
the number cruncher,

1640
01:15:35,916 --> 01:15:37,390
the plumber,

1641
01:15:37,390 --> 01:15:39,524
the telephonist,

1642
01:15:39,524 --> 01:15:43,330
the so-called funny-man,

1643
01:15:43,330 --> 01:15:45,530
and this...

1644
01:15:46,630 --> 01:15:47,565
is for the girl.

1645
01:15:47,565 --> 01:15:49,633
Now, we put in
a bit extra for her.

1646
01:15:49,633 --> 01:15:51,932
So that she can
get a place to live,

1647
01:15:51,932 --> 01:15:53,769
clothes, toys...

1648
01:15:54,605 --> 01:15:56,475
books.

1649
01:15:56,805 --> 01:15:58,708
Oh, yes, Mr. Wonka.

1650
01:15:58,708 --> 01:16:04,516
You could change her life.
Change all their lives.

1651
01:16:05,385 --> 01:16:07,519
And what would I have to do?

1652
01:16:07,684 --> 01:16:09,455
Leave town.

1653
01:16:09,620 --> 01:16:11,556
Oh, and, um,

1654
01:16:11,688 --> 01:16:14,889
never make chocolate again.

1655
01:16:14,889 --> 01:16:17,056
There’s a boat
sailing at midnight.

1656
01:16:17,056 --> 01:16:19,663
And for their sake,
as much as your own,

1657
01:16:19,663 --> 01:16:22,699
I hope you’re onboard.

1658
01:16:26,065 --> 01:16:28,771
♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪

1659
01:16:30,872 --> 01:16:36,009
♪ I guess I got carried away ♪

1660
01:16:38,517 --> 01:16:40,981
♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪

1661
01:16:42,521 --> 01:16:46,019
♪ I hope you’ll forgive me
One day ♪

1662
01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:50,122
Checking out,
are we?
Yeah.

1663
01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:56,931
♪ I just wanted it ♪

1664
01:16:56,931 --> 01:17:02,002
♪ To feel the way that it did ♪

1665
01:17:02,002 --> 01:17:05,544
♪ When I was a kid ♪

1666
01:17:09,009 --> 01:17:11,814
♪ Sorry, Noodle ♪

1667
01:17:16,984 --> 01:17:18,920
Ah, Mr. Wonka.

1668
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,923
Your ticket. Uh, one-way.

1669
01:17:21,923 --> 01:17:23,661
To the North Pole.

1670
01:17:23,661 --> 01:17:25,025
It’s premium economy.

1671
01:17:25,025 --> 01:17:26,697
Yeah,
it’s basically economy.

1672
01:17:26,697 --> 01:17:28,633
I mean, yeah,
you get a little more legroom.

1673
01:17:28,633 --> 01:17:30,536
A complimentary
packet of peanuts.

1674
01:17:30,536 --> 01:17:31,504
Is it worth the extra?

1675
01:17:31,504 --> 01:17:34,936
I don’t know.
But these guys...

1676
01:17:34,936 --> 01:17:37,741
We don’t need
to go into detail.

1677
01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:39,039
Goodbye,

1678
01:17:39,611 --> 01:17:41,206
Mr. Wonka.

1679
01:17:58,157 --> 01:17:59,994
Thank you.

1680
01:18:32,697 --> 01:18:36,063
♪ Oompa Loompa doompety-dee ♪

1681
01:18:36,063 --> 01:18:39,033
♪ I’m not in premium economy ♪

1682
01:18:39,033 --> 01:18:42,773
♪ I’d go first class
If I were you ♪

1683
01:18:42,773 --> 01:18:45,776
♪ That’s what Oompa Loompas ♪

1684
01:18:45,776 --> 01:18:47,107
♪ Doompety-do!♪

1685
01:18:49,175 --> 01:18:50,110
So glad you’re here.

1686
01:18:50,110 --> 01:18:53,080
Oh, I’m not going to let you
out of my sight, Willy Wonka.

1687
01:18:53,080 --> 01:18:54,620
Not till you’ve
paid your debt.
1688
01:18:54,620 --> 01:18:58,525
But I bring glad tidings
on that score.

1689
01:18:58,525 --> 01:18:59,251
What’s that?

1690
01:18:59,251 --> 01:19:01,022
I’ve been doing my sums.

1691
01:19:01,022 --> 01:19:03,255
One more jar, and we’re even.

1692
01:19:03,255 --> 01:19:06,698
Or, if you prefer,
I will accept half a jar

1693
01:19:06,698 --> 01:19:08,700
of those rather
amusing Hoverchocs.

1694
01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:10,801
- You’re outta luck.

1695
01:19:10,801 --> 01:19:11,967
I don’t make chocolate
anymore.

1696
01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:16,202
Oh, dear, please don’t tell me
you’re going to go through
with this ridiculous deal?

1697
01:19:16,202 --> 01:19:17,236
I have to.

1698
01:19:17,236 --> 01:19:19,040
For Noodle.

1699
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:21,812
I promised her a better life.

1700
01:19:22,043 --> 01:19:22,945
I pinkie promised.

1701
01:19:22,945 --> 01:19:24,881
You should stand up
to those bullies.

1702
01:19:24,881 --> 01:19:26,014
Give ’em the old one-two.

1703
01:19:26,014 --> 01:19:29,050
That’s what
an Oompa Loompa would do.

1704
01:19:31,052 --> 01:19:32,086
But if you are determined

1705
01:19:32,086 --> 01:19:35,155
to just sit there
feeling sorry for yourself,

1706
01:19:35,155 --> 01:19:36,926
I am going flat.

1707
01:19:36,926 --> 01:19:38,664
Good night, sir.

1708
01:19:47,233 --> 01:19:48,333
Huh.

1709
01:19:51,270 --> 01:19:54,174
What is it?

1710
01:19:54,174 --> 01:19:54,977
No, nothing.

1711
01:19:54,977 --> 01:19:58,684
Well, it’s obviously something
because you said, "Huh."

1712
01:19:58,684 --> 01:20:01,016
I’m sorry. Forget it.

1713
01:20:01,346 --> 01:20:05,020
- Very well.

1714
01:20:09,057 --> 01:20:09,728
Huh.
1715
01:20:09,728 --> 01:20:11,125
Oh, you did it again.

1716
01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:12,731
Tell me what it is,
or I shall poke you

1717
01:20:12,731 --> 01:20:14,029
quite viciously
with a cocktail stick.

1718
01:20:14,029 --> 01:20:16,130
Look. Where Slugworth
shook my hand.

1719
01:20:16,130 --> 01:20:17,967
His ring left a mark. See?

1720
01:20:17,967 --> 01:20:19,870
It’s an "A,"
surrounded by "S"s.

1721
01:20:19,870 --> 01:20:22,741
So what?
His name is Arthur Slugworth.

1722
01:20:22,741 --> 01:20:24,105
It’s probably a family ring.

1723
01:20:24,105 --> 01:20:26,272
Yes, but Noodle has one
just like it.

1724
01:20:26,272 --> 01:20:27,141
- Noodle?
- Uh-huh.

1725
01:20:27,141 --> 01:20:31,310
Why would Noodle the orphan
have a Slugworth family ring?

1726
01:20:31,310 --> 01:20:33,884
There’s only one reason
I can think of.

1727
01:20:33,884 --> 01:20:34,654
Which is?

1728
01:20:34,654 --> 01:20:36,249
And if I’m correct, Noodle
could be in grave danger.

1729
01:20:36,249 --> 01:20:38,625
Well, come on, Wonka.
Spit it out.

1730
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:40,253
Produce your owl pellet
of wisdom.

1731
01:20:40,253 --> 01:20:42,255
There’s no time.
I gotta get back.

1732
01:20:42,255 --> 01:20:43,729
Captain!
- Wonka?

1733
01:20:43,729 --> 01:20:47,997
Come back here. Wonka!
I demand an explanation.

1734
01:20:47,997 --> 01:20:49,328
Captain?

1735
01:20:49,867 --> 01:20:54,399
On second thoughts,
the explanation can wait.

1736
01:20:54,399 --> 01:20:56,170
Good day to you.

1737
01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:05,377
Well, gentlemen,

1738
01:21:05,377 --> 01:21:09,414
one dead chocolatier,
as requested.

1739
01:21:10,690 --> 01:21:11,317
Miss Bon-Bon?

1740
01:21:11,317 --> 01:21:13,121
Yes, Mr. Slugworth?

1741
01:21:13,121 --> 01:21:15,662
Give the chief his chocolate.

1742
01:21:23,263 --> 01:21:24,770
My, my.

1743
01:21:24,770 --> 01:21:27,036
What a lot o’ long faces
this morning.

1744
01:21:27,036 --> 01:21:30,303
It’s almost as though you lot
had a sneaky little scheme

1745
01:21:30,303 --> 01:21:32,107
to try and wriggle out
of your contracts.

1746
01:21:32,107 --> 01:21:35,748
Which spectacularly misfired.

1747
01:21:35,748 --> 01:21:38,146
But I’ve got some good news
for you lot,

1748
01:21:38,146 --> 01:21:39,180
not that you deserve it.

1749
01:21:39,180 --> 01:21:43,690
Your friend, Mr. Wonka,
done a deal with Mr. Slugworth.

1750
01:21:43,690 --> 01:21:44,185
What?

1751
01:21:44,185 --> 01:21:48,794
Gave up on his dream
to settle your accounts.

1752
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:51,225
Mr. Crunch.
- Present.

1753
01:21:54,393 --> 01:21:56,296
You’re free to go.

1754
01:21:57,165 --> 01:21:58,001
Scram, bookworm.

1755
01:21:58,001 --> 01:21:59,706
Bell.
Hello.

1756
01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,301
Sling yer hook.

1757
01:22:01,301 --> 01:22:02,005
Benz.

1758
01:22:02,005 --> 01:22:04,106
You ain’t gotta tell me twice.

1759
01:22:04,106 --> 01:22:05,272
Chucklesworth.

1760
01:22:05,272 --> 01:22:07,373
You’ve been
a terrible audience.

1761
01:22:07,373 --> 01:22:08,176
Good night!

1762
01:22:08,176 --> 01:22:09,914
Yeah, well, you ain’t been
much of a comedian, mate.

1763
01:22:09,914 --> 01:22:12,048
I know.
- Hey, Larry.

1764
01:22:12,048 --> 01:22:15,282
Keep going.
You’ve got something.

1765
01:22:15,282 --> 01:22:16,151
You scare me.

1766
01:22:16,151 --> 01:22:19,484
And finally, Noodle.
1767
01:22:19,484 --> 01:22:21,959
Biggest pile o’ the lot.

1768
01:22:21,959 --> 01:22:24,192
But this isn’t
to pay your bill.

1769
01:22:24,192 --> 01:22:26,799
This is to keep you here.

1770
01:22:26,799 --> 01:22:28,097
What do you mean?

1771
01:22:28,097 --> 01:22:30,264
My friend, Mr. Slugworth,

1772
01:22:30,264 --> 01:22:32,871
doesn’t think
nasty little urchins like you

1773
01:22:32,871 --> 01:22:34,268
should be out on the streets,

1774
01:22:34,268 --> 01:22:35,841
lowering the tone.

1775
01:22:35,841 --> 01:22:37,337
So, he gave me this money

1776
01:22:37,337 --> 01:22:41,209
to keep you down
in the Wash House for good.

1777
01:22:41,209 --> 01:22:44,146
And I’m only
too happy to oblige.

1778
01:22:44,146 --> 01:22:45,378
- I hate you!
- Hey!

1779
01:22:45,378 --> 01:22:46,852
- Hey, hey, hey.

1780
01:22:46,852 --> 01:22:48,513
Look at her go,
Lord Bleachowitz.

1781
01:22:48,513 --> 01:22:50,218
- Lord Bleachowitz?

1782
01:22:50,218 --> 01:22:53,023
You don’t still think
he’s a lord, do you?

1783
01:22:53,023 --> 01:22:53,760
What?

1784
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:55,861
We made it up,
you stupid old hag.

1785
01:22:55,861 --> 01:22:57,225
She’s...
she’s lying.

1786
01:22:57,225 --> 01:22:59,964
Right, that’s it,
you horrible little brat.

1787
01:22:59,964 --> 01:23:02,901
You’re goin’ in the coop,
my girl.

1788
01:23:02,901 --> 01:23:05,904
And you!
Take them dungarees off,

1789
01:23:05,904 --> 01:23:09,138
you... you peasant.

1790
01:23:09,138 --> 01:23:11,107
But Puffy-wuffy.

1791
01:23:11,107 --> 01:23:13,043
I wuv you.

1792
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:40,367
Hello, Noodle.

1793
01:23:40,367 --> 01:23:44,437
Willy.
I thought you’d gone.

1794
01:23:44,503 --> 01:23:45,207
I did.

1795
01:23:45,207 --> 01:23:46,538
Slugworth promised you
a better life,

1796
01:23:46,538 --> 01:23:49,541
but he didn’t exactly
keep his side of the bargain.

1797
01:23:49,541 --> 01:23:51,213
So I came back. We all did.

1798
01:23:51,213 --> 01:23:52,478
Hey, Noodle.
How do?

1799
01:23:52,478 --> 01:23:54,183
Hey.
Surprise!

1800
01:23:54,183 --> 01:23:56,251
He wants me
locked up forever.

1801
01:23:56,251 --> 01:23:57,890
Yeah, well, that figures.

1802
01:23:57,890 --> 01:23:59,925
Why? What’s he got against me?

1803
01:23:59,925 --> 01:24:01,289
I don’t know, Noodle.
Not for sure.

1804
01:24:01,289 --> 01:24:04,226
All I know for certain
is that you won’t be safe
until Slugworth

1805
01:24:04,226 --> 01:24:07,097
- is behind bars.
1806
01:24:07,097 --> 01:24:10,298
And how exactly
is that supposed to happen?

1807
01:24:10,298 --> 01:24:12,069
Abacus.
You said the Cartel keep

1808
01:24:12,069 --> 01:24:13,840
a record
of all their dirty deeds.

1809
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:15,006
In the green ledger, yes.

1810
01:24:15,006 --> 01:24:16,370
So if we can
get hold o’ that,

1811
01:24:16,370 --> 01:24:18,075
we can prove that
they poisoned our chocolate.

1812
01:24:18,075 --> 01:24:19,846
Scrubitt and Bleacher
would go to jail,

1813
01:24:19,846 --> 01:24:20,880
and we’ll all be free.

1814
01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,607
Uh, yes, but may I remind you,

1815
01:24:22,607 --> 01:24:24,983
they keep that ledger
in a vault.

1816
01:24:24,983 --> 01:24:26,479
Guarded by a corrupt cleric.

1817
01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:28,514
And 500 chocoholic monks.

1818
01:24:28,514 --> 01:24:31,022
- Mm-hmm.
- That’s all true.

1819
01:24:31,022 --> 01:24:33,585
But I went for a long,
cold swim this morning.

1820
01:24:33,585 --> 01:24:35,224
Cold water is very good
for the brain.

1821
01:24:35,224 --> 01:24:36,962
Stimulates
the neural pathways.

1822
01:24:36,962 --> 01:24:39,459
And after just four miles,
it came to me.

1823
01:24:39,459 --> 01:24:41,164
How an ingenious orphan,

1824
01:24:41,164 --> 01:24:42,264
an accountant, a plumber,

1825
01:24:42,264 --> 01:24:44,068
a telephone exchange operator,

1826
01:24:44,068 --> 01:24:46,070
and a man
who can speak underwater,

1827
01:24:46,070 --> 01:24:47,137
could combine those talents,

1828
01:24:47,137 --> 01:24:48,600
and pull off
the heist of the century.

1829
01:24:48,600 --> 01:24:51,405
But even if we do get
our hands on that ledger,

1830
01:24:51,405 --> 01:24:54,914
the Cartel will simply bribe
their way out of trouble.

1831
01:24:54,914 --> 01:24:56,883
It’s what they do.

1832
01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:58,610
The greedy
beat the needy, Willy.

1833
01:24:58,610 --> 01:25:00,953
It’s just the way
of the world.

1834
01:25:00,953 --> 01:25:02,053
You’re right, Noodle.

1835
01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,989
I guess that’s why
there’s one other thing to do.

1836
01:25:03,989 --> 01:25:07,652
- What’s that?
- Change the world.

1837
01:25:10,391 --> 01:25:11,524
Whoa!

1838
01:25:12,932 --> 01:25:14,131
Where do we start?

1839
01:25:26,077 --> 01:25:27,375
’Scuse me, sir.

1840
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:30,444
Could you spare
a piece of chocolate
for a starvin’ orphan?

1841
01:25:30,444 --> 01:25:34,954
I’m sorry, my child.
I don’t have any on me.

1842
01:25:34,954 --> 01:25:36,989
Oh.

1843
01:25:37,418 --> 01:25:40,388
Then have some acacia mints.

1844
01:25:41,092 --> 01:25:42,489
Yes!

1845
01:25:43,930 --> 01:25:47,098
"To Basil Bond,
employee of the week."

1846
01:25:47,098 --> 01:25:48,594
Oh, that’s lovely...

1847
01:26:00,045 --> 01:26:02,014
Everything all right
back there?

1848
01:26:02,014 --> 01:26:05,314
Everything’s fine.
Isn’t it, Abigail?

1849
01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:08,152
Tell her she might
want to duck.

1850
01:26:08,152 --> 01:26:10,484
Tell her she might
wanna what?

1851
01:26:10,484 --> 01:26:12,222
Duck!

1852
01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:16,325
Good morning, brethren.

1853
01:26:16,325 --> 01:26:17,656
Good morning, Father.

1854
01:26:17,656 --> 01:26:19,163
Now, as you all know,

1855
01:26:19,163 --> 01:26:22,397
it’s Baron von
Schmeichelhammer’s
funeral today.

1856
01:26:22,397 --> 01:26:25,433
And his widow is...

1857
01:26:25,433 --> 01:26:28,106
a bit of a pious type.
- Ugh!

1858
01:26:28,106 --> 01:26:29,635
So, I don’t want
to see anyone

1859
01:26:29,635 --> 01:26:32,209
eating chocolate
during the service.

1860
01:26:32,209 --> 01:26:34,046
Yes, Father.

1861
01:26:34,046 --> 01:26:35,146
We all know that one day,

1862
01:26:35,146 --> 01:26:37,181
we shall be judged
for our sins,

1863
01:26:37,181 --> 01:26:40,679
but it’s not going
to be today.

1864
01:26:40,679 --> 01:26:43,319
Amen.

1865
01:26:56,233 --> 01:26:58,268
There, there.

1866
01:26:58,268 --> 01:26:59,401
Nice giraffe.

1867
01:26:59,401 --> 01:27:02,767
- Run! Everybody out!
- ♪ Giraffe ♪

1868
01:27:02,767 --> 01:27:04,274
- Run!
- The beast!

1869
01:27:04,274 --> 01:27:06,375
Save yourselves!
- ♪ Giraffe ♪
1870
01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:08,212
- Get out!
- ♪ It’s a giraffe ♪

1871
01:27:08,212 --> 01:27:10,214
Judgement has come!
♪ Giraffe’s a giraffe ♪

1872
01:27:10,214 --> 01:27:11,248
Run off! Quickly!

1873
01:27:11,248 --> 01:27:13,250
- In a most unexpected form.
- ♪ Got a giraffe ♪

1874
01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:15,186
♪You’re having a laugh ♪
- Run away!

1875
01:27:15,186 --> 01:27:16,748
♪ I know it’s a giraffe,
Giraffe, giraffe ♪

1876
01:27:16,748 --> 01:27:18,585
What have I done
to deserve this?

1877
01:27:18,585 --> 01:27:20,026
You know what you’ve done,
Julius.

1878
01:27:20,026 --> 01:27:22,490
You’ve sold your soul
for 30 pieces of chocolate.

1879
01:27:26,230 --> 01:27:28,397
Hello, operator.
How may I direct your call?

1880
01:27:28,397 --> 01:27:31,103
I need the Zoo.
It’s an emergency.

1881
01:27:31,103 --> 01:27:35,206
Putting you through
to the Escaped
Animal Department now.
1882
01:27:37,142 --> 01:27:38,176
Hello, Zoo.

1883
01:27:41,410 --> 01:27:43,511
Quiet down, you animals.

1884
01:27:43,511 --> 01:27:44,578
You too, octopus.

1885
01:27:44,578 --> 01:27:47,218
There’s a giraffe.
- What? Oh, yeah, I think

1886
01:27:47,218 --> 01:27:48,714
we did lose a giraffe.

1887
01:27:48,714 --> 01:27:50,320
Well, could you come
and get it?

1888
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:53,818
Okay, jeez.
I’ll send the guys around.

1889
01:28:05,401 --> 01:28:07,667
Oh, forgive me!

1890
01:28:08,206 --> 01:28:09,273
I’m a sinner!

1891
01:28:09,273 --> 01:28:14,410
A weak and wicked chocoholic!

1892
01:28:22,781 --> 01:28:23,815
Good morning, everyone.

1893
01:28:23,815 --> 01:28:26,785
Welcome
to St. Benedict’s.

1894
01:28:26,785 --> 01:28:30,459
Baroness,
I’m so sorry for your loss.

1895
01:28:30,459 --> 01:28:35,662
We’re just having a few
technical difficulties, um,

1896
01:28:35,662 --> 01:28:36,597
so you might want to pop

1897
01:28:36,597 --> 01:28:39,138
the late baron down
for a minute.

1898
01:28:40,667 --> 01:28:41,470
Ah, the cavalry.

1899
01:28:41,470 --> 01:28:45,342
Are you the cleric
who called about a giraffe?

1900
01:28:50,710 --> 01:28:52,778
All clear.

1901
01:29:17,704 --> 01:29:19,904
Huh. "Thanks
for all your hard work."

1902
01:29:19,904 --> 01:29:23,842
"Father Julius
and the Chocolate Cartel."

1903
01:29:23,842 --> 01:29:26,152
Oh, that’s nice.

1904
01:29:26,482 --> 01:29:27,153
Mmm.

1905
01:29:27,153 --> 01:29:28,748
Here we are, Father.

1906
01:29:28,748 --> 01:29:30,288
- One giraffe.

1907
01:29:30,288 --> 01:29:32,554
Marvelous.
Thank you, thank you.

1908
01:29:32,554 --> 01:29:33,819
Stand back, please.
Stand back.

1909
01:29:33,819 --> 01:29:38,461
♪ Have I got
A sweet tooth? Pow! I do ♪

1910
01:29:41,662 --> 01:29:42,597
Wow.

1911
01:29:42,597 --> 01:29:44,368
♪ Have I got a sweet tooth...♪

1912
01:29:44,368 --> 01:29:45,732
She can really move.

1913
01:29:45,732 --> 01:29:47,833
I could’ve
been happy, but I threw
a pearl away.

1914
01:29:47,833 --> 01:29:49,934
I’ll give him a call.
No, I can’t.

1915
01:29:49,934 --> 01:29:52,673
I will give him a call
actually.

1916
01:29:58,448 --> 01:29:59,284
Hello?

1917
01:29:59,284 --> 01:30:01,616
Basil? It’s Gwennie.

1918
01:30:01,616 --> 01:30:02,419
You were right.

1919
01:30:02,419 --> 01:30:03,519
What are the chances?

1920
01:30:03,519 --> 01:30:07,556
Those days in chemistry class
were the happiest of my life.

1921
01:30:27,741 --> 01:30:29,314
Cool.

1922
01:30:36,321 --> 01:30:37,388
Sorry about this, sir.

1923
01:30:37,388 --> 01:30:38,719
The seafood truck
spilled its load.

1924
01:30:38,719 --> 01:30:40,820
There’s so many blasted
flamingos about these days.

1925
01:30:40,820 --> 01:30:42,789
Well,
hurry it along now, will you?

1926
01:30:42,789 --> 01:30:45,297
The town square
was closed this morning

1927
01:30:45,297 --> 01:30:48,234
after a bizarre incident
at the city cathedral.

1928
01:30:48,234 --> 01:30:51,798
Delaying the funeral
of noted philanthropist,

1929
01:30:51,798 --> 01:30:53,800
Baron von Schmeichelhammer.

1930
01:30:53,800 --> 01:30:55,802
In nomine Patris,

1931
01:30:55,802 --> 01:31:00,312
et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti.

1932
01:31:00,378 --> 01:31:01,676
Amen.

1933
01:31:05,581 --> 01:31:08,584
Sorry, I’d best get that.

1934
01:31:09,552 --> 01:31:11,521
- Hello, pulpit?
- Father.

1935
01:31:11,521 --> 01:31:12,654
Everything all right there?

1936
01:31:12,654 --> 01:31:14,656
Oh, yes, Mr. Slugworth.

1937
01:31:14,656 --> 01:31:16,526
All tickety-boo.

1938
01:31:16,526 --> 01:31:17,461
At least, it is now.

1939
01:31:17,461 --> 01:31:19,023
- What do you mean by that?

1940
01:31:19,023 --> 01:31:20,728
Oh, we had a giraffe
in here earlier.

1941
01:31:20,728 --> 01:31:22,862
Had to clear the whole place
for about 20 minutes,

1942
01:31:22,862 --> 01:31:25,667
but everything’s
back to normal.

1943
01:31:27,570 --> 01:31:28,274
Hello?

1944
01:31:28,274 --> 01:31:30,936
Damn the flamingos,
Donovan! Floor it!

1945
01:31:30,936 --> 01:31:32,410
Yes, sir!

1946
01:31:35,446 --> 01:31:36,876
Idiot!

1947
01:31:40,418 --> 01:31:42,354
Anything?
- Nothing.
1948
01:31:42,354 --> 01:31:43,289
Well, keep looking.

1949
01:31:43,289 --> 01:31:44,422
It’s not in here, Willy.

1950
01:31:44,422 --> 01:31:45,786
But Abacus said
that it was here.

1951
01:31:45,786 --> 01:31:48,327
Abacus has been
in the Wash House
for the past four years.

1952
01:31:48,327 --> 01:31:49,856
Maybe all the scrubbing
has gone to his head.

1953
01:31:49,856 --> 01:31:54,498
’Cause all that’s down here
is just a bunch
of stupid old chocolate.

1954
01:32:09,447 --> 01:32:11,317
Willy, look!

1955
01:32:18,654 --> 01:32:19,952
We did it, Noodle.

1956
01:32:19,952 --> 01:32:22,394
- We got ’em.

1957
01:32:23,362 --> 01:32:25,859
Naughty, naughty,
Mr. Wonka.

1958
01:32:25,859 --> 01:32:29,401
You’ve caused us
quite a bit of trouble.

1959
01:32:29,401 --> 01:32:30,831
You and your urchin.

1960
01:32:30,831 --> 01:32:32,866
Yeah, but she’s not
just an urchin,

1961
01:32:32,866 --> 01:32:34,472
is she, Mr. Slugworth?

1962
01:32:35,902 --> 01:32:37,904
You’re family.

1963
01:32:37,970 --> 01:32:38,839
What?

1964
01:32:38,839 --> 01:32:41,644
What are you talking about,
Willy?

1965
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:44,449
You know that ring, Noodle?

1966
01:32:44,449 --> 01:32:46,011
The one your parents gave you?

1967
01:32:46,011 --> 01:32:48,684
Mr. Slugworth has one
just like it.

1968
01:32:48,684 --> 01:32:50,983
Don’t you, Mr. Slugworth?

1969
01:32:50,983 --> 01:32:53,491
As a matter of fact, I do.

1970
01:32:53,491 --> 01:32:58,727
That belonged to my brother.
Zebedee.

1971
01:32:58,727 --> 01:32:59,761
Was he my father?

1972
01:32:59,761 --> 01:33:02,401
A hopeless romantic
is what he was.

1973
01:33:02,401 --> 01:33:04,997
Fell in love with
a common little bookworm,
1974
01:33:04,997 --> 01:33:06,900
died before
they could marry.

1975
01:33:06,900 --> 01:33:11,938
Leaving me sole heir
to the family fortune.

1976
01:33:12,411 --> 01:33:14,677
Or so I thought.

1977
01:33:14,677 --> 01:33:16,008
But nine months later,

1978
01:33:16,008 --> 01:33:17,944
your mother turned up
on my doorstep,

1979
01:33:17,944 --> 01:33:22,916
begging me to get a doctor
for her sick little newborn.

1980
01:33:23,015 --> 01:33:24,852
I said I would help.

1981
01:33:24,852 --> 01:33:27,052
But you didn’t.
Did you?

1982
01:33:27,052 --> 01:33:28,053
Oh, no.

1983
01:33:28,053 --> 01:33:30,924
Instead, you put me
down a laundry chute.

1984
01:33:30,924 --> 01:33:32,695
Bye-bye, baby.

1985
01:33:32,695 --> 01:33:34,994
Mrs. Scrubitt found me.

1986
01:33:34,994 --> 01:33:35,962
She saw the ring.

1987
01:33:35,962 --> 01:33:39,768
Thought it was an "N,"
and called me Noodle.

1988
01:33:39,933 --> 01:33:40,868
But it wasn’t.

1989
01:33:40,868 --> 01:33:43,101
It was "Z." For Zebedee.

1990
01:33:43,101 --> 01:33:44,102
Well, quite.

1991
01:33:44,102 --> 01:33:46,973
When your mother returned,
I told her you had died.
- Oh, no!

1992
01:33:46,973 --> 01:33:48,711
She was
heartbroken, of course.

1993
01:33:48,711 --> 01:33:50,515
But, uh, I gave her
a handful of sovereigns

1994
01:33:50,515 --> 01:33:53,980
and had her escorted
from my property.

1995
01:33:55,421 --> 01:33:57,588
What was her name?

1996
01:33:57,687 --> 01:33:58,655
Eh?

1997
01:33:58,655 --> 01:34:01,658
My mom. What was her name?

1998
01:34:02,428 --> 01:34:03,660
Ooh.

1999
01:34:03,660 --> 01:34:05,662
Let me see. Um...

2000
01:34:05,827 --> 01:34:08,533
No, I don’t think
I could remember that.

2001
01:34:08,533 --> 01:34:12,163
Sorry.
But you have to understand,

2002
01:34:12,163 --> 01:34:13,604
she was very poor.

2003
01:34:13,604 --> 01:34:16,002
- Sorry, Felix.

2004
01:34:16,002 --> 01:34:17,905
Her name was Dorothy.

2005
01:34:17,905 --> 01:34:21,007
Dorothy Smith.
It says so right here.

2006
01:34:21,106 --> 01:34:22,173
Dorothy?

2007
01:34:22,173 --> 01:34:23,680
Well, what do you know?

2008
01:34:23,680 --> 01:34:26,683
I guess you did teach me
to read after all.

2009
01:34:27,453 --> 01:34:29,180
Well,
this is all very touching,

2010
01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:30,819
but back to business.

2011
01:34:30,819 --> 01:34:31,985
We’ll take that, thank you.

2012
01:34:31,985 --> 01:34:35,791
How much chocolate
do you have at your factory,
Mr. Fickelgruber?

2013
01:34:35,791 --> 01:34:37,892
Oh, about 80,000 gallons.

2014
01:34:37,892 --> 01:34:40,059
- Prodnose?

2015
01:34:40,059 --> 01:34:40,994
Seventy-five?

2016
01:34:40,994 --> 01:34:43,469
And I’ve got 150.

2017
01:34:43,601 --> 01:34:45,471
That should be enough.

2018
01:34:45,471 --> 01:34:46,934
For what?

2019
01:34:47,033 --> 01:34:50,641
Death by chocolate.

2020
01:35:08,153 --> 01:35:10,056
On you go.

2021
01:35:28,074 --> 01:35:29,845
Uh, gentlemen.

2022
01:35:30,274 --> 01:35:31,583
Considering the situation,

2023
01:35:31,583 --> 01:35:34,817
I wondered if you’d do
a good deed on my behalf.

2024
01:35:34,817 --> 01:35:35,785
A what?

2025
01:35:35,785 --> 01:35:36,621
"A good deed."

2026
01:35:36,621 --> 01:35:39,019
It’s a sort of pointless act
of selflessness...

2027
01:35:39,019 --> 01:35:41,527
Yes, of course, Mr. Wonka.
2028
01:35:41,527 --> 01:35:42,957
What would you like us to do?

2029
01:35:42,957 --> 01:35:46,598
I was wondering if you could
give this to someone.

2030
01:35:46,796 --> 01:35:48,831
Only if you happen to see him.

2031
01:35:48,831 --> 01:35:49,667
And who is it?

2032
01:35:49,667 --> 01:35:52,197
A little orange man.
- Eh?

2033
01:35:52,197 --> 01:35:53,836
A little orange man.

2034
01:35:53,836 --> 01:35:54,771
About eight inches high,

2035
01:35:54,771 --> 01:35:56,201
with orange skin
and bright green hair.

2036
01:35:56,201 --> 01:35:59,743
I owe him a jar of chocolates,
you see. And, well,

2037
01:35:59,743 --> 01:36:03,010
I think these might be
the best I ever made.

2038
01:36:03,010 --> 01:36:03,945
Well, in that case,

2039
01:36:03,945 --> 01:36:07,113
I’ll make sure
he gets them personally.

2040
01:36:11,216 --> 01:36:13,592
Farewell, Mr. Wonka.
2041
01:36:14,560 --> 01:36:15,924
Urchin.

2042
01:36:26,869 --> 01:36:30,070
- Willy...

2043
01:36:54,798 --> 01:36:56,294
What are we gonna do, Willy?

2044
01:36:56,294 --> 01:37:00,331
I don’t know, Noodle.
I’ll think of something.

2045
01:37:06,370 --> 01:37:08,680
Best chocolate
he ever made, eh?

2046
01:37:10,979 --> 01:37:12,915
Whoo-hoo.
- Oh!

2047
01:37:14,213 --> 01:37:15,115
I got it!

2048
01:37:15,115 --> 01:37:17,051
What is it?
Did you think of something?

2049
01:37:17,051 --> 01:37:17,986
Yes, I did.

2050
01:37:17,986 --> 01:37:19,625
If we’re gonna drown
in chocolate, Noodle,

2051
01:37:19,625 --> 01:37:22,089
and let’s face it, we’re gonna
drown in chocolate,

2052
01:37:22,089 --> 01:37:23,387
then it’s gonna
be Wonka chocolate.

2053
01:37:23,387 --> 01:37:26,830
We’re not gonna drown, Willy.
Look, there’s a light.
2054
01:37:26,830 --> 01:37:29,096
We’ll let the chocolate
lift us up,

2055
01:37:29,096 --> 01:37:30,295
we’ll bang on the glass,

2056
01:37:30,295 --> 01:37:32,902
and pray somebody hears us.

2057
01:37:32,902 --> 01:37:35,168
That’s a much better idea.

2058
01:37:37,203 --> 01:37:38,039
Ah, gentlemen.

2059
01:37:38,039 --> 01:37:40,272
It was a bit of a close shave
this morning,

2060
01:37:40,272 --> 01:37:41,812
and I was wondering if perhaps

2061
01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:45,684
we could rethink
our arrangement. Or...

2062
01:37:47,015 --> 01:37:51,184
Or... just leave things
as they are.

2063
01:37:51,184 --> 01:37:53,054
Father.

2064
01:37:53,153 --> 01:37:55,287
Well, Wonka might be as nutty
as a fruitcake,

2065
01:37:55,287 --> 01:37:56,959
but he sure knew
how to make chocolate.

2066
01:37:56,959 --> 01:37:58,356
Mmm.
- But do you think
2067
01:37:58,356 --> 01:38:01,029
we should have saved some
for the Little Orange Man?

2068
01:38:01,029 --> 01:38:02,129
Tell me you’re joking.

2069
01:38:02,129 --> 01:38:05,330
Uh, yes. Yes, I am.
Sorry, why am I?

2070
01:38:05,330 --> 01:38:07,068
Because
there’s no such thing

2071
01:38:07,068 --> 01:38:10,401
as a little orange man,
ya nincompoop.

2072
01:38:12,678 --> 01:38:14,680
Help!
Help!

2073
01:38:14,680 --> 01:38:16,176
Somebody help, please!

2074
01:38:16,176 --> 01:38:17,947
Please help!
- Help!

2075
01:38:17,947 --> 01:38:20,818
Look. Look,
somebody’s coming. Look.

2076
01:38:20,818 --> 01:38:23,150
Willy, we’re saved!

2077
01:38:35,261 --> 01:38:38,803
I’m sorry, Noodle.
- Don’t be.

2078
01:38:38,935 --> 01:38:41,168
You found my family.

2079
01:38:41,168 --> 01:38:43,973
A mom who loved me.

2080
01:38:43,973 --> 01:38:46,778
That’s all I ever wanted.

2081
01:38:48,043 --> 01:38:49,946
Deep breath now.

2082
01:39:03,190 --> 01:39:06,765
Mmm! Exquisite.

2083
01:39:06,765 --> 01:39:09,460
You mustn’t let yourself
get so worked up.

2084
01:39:09,460 --> 01:39:11,429
It’s just a bit of chocolate.

2085
01:39:11,429 --> 01:39:13,398
- Correction.

2086
01:39:13,398 --> 01:39:17,743
It was actually my chocolate.

2087
01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:27,247
You have made
a very grave error, gentlemen.

2088
01:39:27,247 --> 01:39:29,480
You steal from
an Oompa Loompa,

2089
01:39:29,480 --> 01:39:30,789
we take back

2090
01:39:30,789 --> 01:39:32,516
a thousandfold.

2091
01:39:39,864 --> 01:39:41,965
What’s going on, Willy?

2092
01:39:42,064 --> 01:39:44,132
It’s draining, Noodle.

2093
01:39:44,132 --> 01:39:46,002
We’ve been saved!

2094
01:39:46,002 --> 01:39:49,038
- By who?
- I don’t know.

2095
01:39:49,104 --> 01:39:51,777
By the Little Orange Man!

2096
01:39:51,777 --> 01:39:52,503
- Look.
- Wh...

2097
01:39:52,503 --> 01:39:54,274
The Little Orange Man!

2098
01:39:54,274 --> 01:39:57,079
Thank you,
Little Orange Man! Thank you!

2099
01:40:20,201 --> 01:40:23,105
Gentlemen.
Thank goodness you’re okay.

2100
01:40:23,105 --> 01:40:25,371
I came as fast as I could.

2101
01:40:33,379 --> 01:40:35,117
Whew! Car shrunk.

2102
01:40:35,117 --> 01:40:36,184
I’m sure it did.

2103
01:40:36,184 --> 01:40:38,252
And you’ve nothing
to worry about, Chief.

2104
01:40:38,252 --> 01:40:39,187
All under control.

2105
01:40:39,187 --> 01:40:40,584
A couple of thieves broke in,
but I’m afraid

2106
01:40:40,584 --> 01:40:44,093
they met with a little...
accident.

2107
01:40:44,093 --> 01:40:46,997
In which they died.

2108
01:40:47,932 --> 01:40:49,461
That’s actually
rather good, Gerald.

2109
01:40:49,461 --> 01:40:51,100
I wouldn’t be
so sure about that.

2110
01:40:51,100 --> 01:40:53,971
Officer, would you kindly
take a look at this?

2111
01:40:53,971 --> 01:40:54,466
Wonka!

2112
01:40:54,466 --> 01:40:56,204
It details
every single illegal payment

2113
01:40:56,204 --> 01:40:58,107
these men have ever made.

2114
01:40:58,107 --> 01:40:59,009
Thousands of them.

2115
01:40:59,009 --> 01:41:01,539
Affable, don’t listen
to her. She’s lyin’.

2116
01:41:01,539 --> 01:41:03,882
Well, of course she is.

2117
01:41:03,882 --> 01:41:05,345
She’s not, sir.

2118
01:41:05,345 --> 01:41:07,512
She’s absolutely right.

2119
01:41:07,578 --> 01:41:09,316
It’s incredible.
2120
01:41:09,481 --> 01:41:10,548
Oh. Well.

2121
01:41:10,548 --> 01:41:12,352
Then that sounds like a case

2122
01:41:12,352 --> 01:41:13,584
for the Chief of Police.

2123
01:41:13,584 --> 01:41:16,895
So you give it to me, Affable,
I’ll, uh...
I’ll take it off your hands.

2124
01:41:16,895 --> 01:41:18,292
You know,
save you the paperwork.

2125
01:41:18,292 --> 01:41:20,228
I can’t do that,
I’m afraid, sir.

2126
01:41:20,228 --> 01:41:21,196
Why’s that?

2127
01:41:21,196 --> 01:41:24,001
Because your name
is written down here.

2128
01:41:24,001 --> 01:41:24,496
Huh?

2129
01:41:24,496 --> 01:41:26,003
- A lot.
- Gentlemen...

2130
01:41:26,003 --> 01:41:27,873
- You’re under arrest.
- Run.

2131
01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,237
We puttin’
handcuffs on, here?

2132
01:41:29,237 --> 01:41:30,469
- That’s okay, Noodle.
2133
01:41:30,469 --> 01:41:32,141
Give it one second.