The Truth About Cats Dogs 1996 1080p BluRay x264 - (YTS AM)

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Thank you.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Oh, great.
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Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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Don't touch that dial.
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It's not Texaco's hour
at the Metropolitan.
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It's Dr. Abby Barnes
with "The Truth About Cats & Dogs"
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and you're on the air.
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- Hello?
- Hi.
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Oh, hi. This is Charles
from San Pedro.
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And, okay, my question is
I'm worried about
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my basset hound, Clothilde.
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- She doesn't wanna seem to eat.
- Doesn't wanna eat.
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Well, you know what, Charles?
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Usually, Basset hounds
don't wanna eat what they can't smell.
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- Does she have a cold by any chance?
- Oh, she is coughing a little bit.
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Okay. Is it a dry,
wheezing like...
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...type of cough,
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or is it a wetter,
phlegm-based cough?
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It's like the first one,
more like the wheezy one.
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- Okay. Can you put her on?
- The dog? On the phone?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Clothilde, come here, baby!
Come here.
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Okay, here she is, Doctor.
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Oh, baby!
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Yeah, she's got a cold, Charles.
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You're gonna have to
take her to the vet.
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- Right now?
- Right away.
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- Yes. Hello?
- Hello?
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Yes, my name is Dan, okay?
And I have a cat.
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And he licked up and down my face,
and now I got this awful-lookin' rash.
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You see what I'm sayin'?
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- You're allergic to his saliva, Dan.
- No, no, no, I'm not.
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I mean, you know,
I never have been
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prior to this occasion
is what I'm talking about.
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But you're saying he licked your face
and now it's all gross, correct?
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- Well, yeah.
- Okay.
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How long did this tongue-bath last?
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Well, let's see, it started at 1:00...
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- About three hours.
- Oh, Dan.
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No, no, it doesn't seem
to hurt him any.
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Right, because that's...
he's a fur person, Dan.
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He chases imaginary bugs up the wall.
Are you gonna do that, too?
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- Imaginary? No.
- No, no.
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Okay, this is a good time
to talk about limits.
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You can love your pets,
but just don't... love your pets.
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You know what I mean?
Repeat after me.
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Us, them.
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Hi, babyhead!
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How are you?
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Wanna come read with me, huh?
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Sweetest of all possible
sweet cats in the world?
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Huh? Huh, sweetie?
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I think we're gonna paint
this weekend. Yes.
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You're going to paint,
and I'll watch.
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Now you can watch me read.
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Well, can I have a kiss?
You didn't kiss me when I came home.
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Kiss.
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Thank you.
Thank you, my lovely.
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Noelle?
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Down the hall!
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Come on, baby, open up.
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- It's me.
- Ass. What an ass.
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- You're not Noelle.
- Not today, no.
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But try again tomorrow.
Who knows?
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- You might get lucky.
- Is she... I mean, is she...
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Over here, Roy!
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Aw, man.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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Hello.
My fish, he's depressed.
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My vet said to bring in
a blood sample,
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so I tranquilized him
in a 10% Diazepam solution,
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but he's not moving now.
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And I wanna know if you think
I should take him out.
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Absolutely. You're sedating him,
not poaching him.
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You gotta get him out of there.
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We're gonna take a little break,
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and then answer
some more of your calls.
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Don't go away.
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- Ready?
- Bring it on.
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Fan mail, fan mail, fan mail,
horse too fat.
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- Oh, my God.
- Bad dog, mad dog, sad dog.
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- Stinky cat problems.
- We're back in 30, Abby.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Hey, hey, Mario.
I know her.
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No, you don't.
Women like that don't really exist.
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Yeah-huh.
This one exists in my building.
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Abby, you've got a caller on line 3
who says his dog is hysterical.
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Hi, this is Dr. Abby Barnes.
You're on the air.
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This is Brian from Venice.
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Hi, Brian. What's up?
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Well, I've got a dog here
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that's a bit out of sorts.
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Mm-hmm.
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And what's wrong with your dog?
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This is gonna sound strange...
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He's wearing roller skates.
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I see. And how did your dog
end up in roller skates?
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Well, actually, he's not my dog.
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I got him from the pound
this morning.
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I'm a photographer and it's all part
of this shoot that I'm doing.
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I thought you said this guy
was a professional.
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Oh, no, no, no.
He is a professional.
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He's just used to dealing
with Chihuahuas and poodles.
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It's the dog that's unprofessional.
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Everyone, it's gonna be fine...
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if we all just stay calm, okay?
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You've got to help me here.
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All righty, let's help the dog first,
and then we'll help you.
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Right now your dog is feeling
very, very threatened,
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so if you wanna get close enough
to take the skates off,
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you're going to have to approach him
in the submissive position.
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- I'm sorry?
- Get down on all fours.
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You want me to help you,
you have to do what I say.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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All right, now crawl toward him
with your head hanging down
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and cocked to one side,
and do not make eye contact.
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Don't make eye contact.
Okay.
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- Okay, how are you doing?
- He seems interested in me.
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Now, you have to make him
feel comfortable.
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You're gonna have to soothe him
with your voice.
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You hear how I can make my voice
sound very, very soothing?
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Yes.
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Good boy.
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Okay, now reach out your hand with
your fingers curled under like a paw
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and try and touch his coat.
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Shit.
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Jesus.
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Are all your digits intact, Brian?
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- Yep.
- Okay, now move forward.
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Just gently stroke his ears,
putting pressure at the tips.
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That's an acupressure point.
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Okay, just take it easy.
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You're doing good.
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Okay, careful.
Go for the ears.
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- Go out to the tips of the ears.
- Okay.
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Gently. Okay?
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- That sounds good.
- It's incredible.
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Good boy.
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Thank you,
but we'll be leaving now.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You don't have to leave.
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You've gotta understand
what these dogs are getting paid.
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They're in the union now.
They're hard to work with.
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- We appreciate the opportunity.
- Can you leave the child?
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- No, I don't think so.
- You can't turn your back on art.
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Let's get these things off you.
Who put these things on you, eh?
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Brian, I'd like to take this opportunity
to congratulate you
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on the newest addition
to your family.
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What?
No, I can't have a dog.
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- Well, why is that?
- Well...
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Well, I live alone.
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Trust me, you're gonna
like this a lot better.
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- Maybe, but it's a big responsibility.
- Is that a bad thing?
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No, not necessarily.
It just depends on what you want.
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He's a big dog,
which is gonna take a lot of...
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Give Eric your name,
and we're gonna send you
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some pamphlets
on canine dental care.
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...which I obviously
haven't got time to do if I want to...
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- And, Brian?
- Yeah?
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I forgive you.
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Yo, come on, man, let's roll.
We're ready to roll.
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You've got the shot.
You've got millions of shots.
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No, I think this is better
than the thing with the boy.
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So, what are you gonna do?
You gonna meet us over there later?
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Yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
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I've got to make him his dinner,
then get his bed ready,
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and then I don't think
he should spend
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his first night
in a strange place alone.
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- Do you?
- Don't get too attached to this dog
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and get weird on me, all right?
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And plus,
his mouth is all juicy
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like his gums sprang a leak
or something.
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It's meant to be juicy.
They dribble when they're hungry.
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Hank.
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So what do you think?
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What would a girl
find more romantic...
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tulips or roses?
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- Well...
- Forget it. Susan will know.
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- A messenger just dropped this off.
- Thank you.
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- And line 2's for you.
- Thank you.
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- What?
- What's more romantic...
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tulips or roses?
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Oh, that's so cute!
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This is Abby.
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- Hello, this is Brian.
- Yes?
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We slept together.
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Me and Hank.
Did you get the picture?
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Yeah, yeah.
I'm looking at it right now.
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- He spent the night.
- Oh, that's so great. How's it going?
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Yeah, well, he snores,
which was a problem.
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- But we solved it.
- How'd you do that?
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Well, he slept on my face
and I couldn't hear him anymore.
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That's a good solution.
I'm glad he decided to keep you.
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Yeah, so am I.
I just wanted to say thank you.
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Oh, you're welcome.
It was my pleasure.
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And I'd really like
to say it in person.
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How about you meet us
for a drink?
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Um...
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Or a walk,
a walk along the canals.
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Why would I meet a listener
I know nothing about
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except he puts roller skates
on his dog?
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Good question, good question.
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Well... I didn't want
to say this upfront,
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but I've got this really bad
case of mange.
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And it's terribly itchy, you know.
I just can't stop licking it.
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- Oh, hmm.
- So, I was wondering if you could
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recommend an ointment
or at least have a look at it.
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What the hell?
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Okay, how about
the Washington entrance at 5:00?
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- Great. Well, I'll see you there.
- Okay. Me, too.
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Great. Okay. Bye.
No, wait, wait.
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I forgot to ask you
what you look like.
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Why do you need to know that?
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Just so I can recognize you.
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Oh. What do you think
I look like?
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I don't know... if the voice
is anything to go by, you look great.
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I'm 5'10", blonde, thin...
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hard to miss.
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Okay. I'll see you there.
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Okay.
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No, you won't.
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Can we just go?
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Just go back inside
and change your dress, please.
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I look fine.
Your friends aren't gonna complain.
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What are you doing?
You look fat.
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No, come on.
Don't be like that. Let's just go.
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- Noelle, shut up and get back inside.
- What are you doing?
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- Get back inside.
- Look, I've already
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changed my dress three times,
and I just really...
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No, I know,
but you look fat in that thing.
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So go in and change the dress,
and do it now!
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- Roy... ahh!
- Dumb bitch!
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- Did you call me?
- What?
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I'm sorry, I heard "dumb bitch."
I assumed you were speaking to me.
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No, I'm talking to her.
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You're kidding.
Your name is Dumb Bitch, too?
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No wonder I've been
getting all your mail.
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00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,123
Do you think we could be related?
242
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,524
Because there are a lot of us
dumb bitches here in LA. Hi.
243
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,068
Hey, cat lady,
mind your own business.
244
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,320
Why don't you leave
before I use this bow on you
245
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,572
in a way you've only imagined?
246
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,413
Here. Imagine that.
247
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,586
You know what?
248
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:43,048
You're not just a dumb bitch,
you're an ugly dumb bitch.
249
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,341
Oh.
250
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,176
And you...
251
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,970
later.
252
00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:54,601
Wow, that was...
253
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,687
I don't know what that was.
254
00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,731
- You all right?
- Yeah.
255
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:05,404
God, I'm sorry about the violin thing.
I'll buy you another one.
256
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:10,075
- That was your boyfriend?
- I go out with him.
257
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,077
The thing is he's also my manager.
258
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,996
You pay him 10%
to treat you like that?
259
00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,914
15.
260
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,625
Hey, he says that's normal.
261
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:22,129
I don't know.
He used to be sweet.
262
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,292
What are you supposed to do?
263
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,142
I mean, you gotta have
a boyfriend, don't ya?
264
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,010
Otherwise it's just you and a cat,
265
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,887
and the next thing you know,
40 candles on your birthday cake.
266
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,890
- What does that mean?
- Oh, no!
267
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,643
- No, I didn't mean you.
- Forget it.
268
00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,353
This is absolutely
none of my business
269
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,481
and I will not
be interfering again.
270
00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,567
Sorry.
271
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:46,903
I didn't mean you.
272
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,076
Do you have
a computer yourself?
273
00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:56,580
No. My husband does.
And he's on the thing all the time.
274
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,665
He doesn't even play
with the kids anymore.
275
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:00,352
What does he do
with the computer?
276
00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,253
- She's right over here. Okay?
- Okay. Uh-huh.
277
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:08,425
Hi.
278
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,427
Did you know violin bows
were like cars?
279
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,762
Meaning?
280
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:16,058
Well, they go from your basic
low-end bows...
281
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,728
something like a Geo or a Hyundai,
which I personally drive,
282
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,064
all the way
to your high-performance
283
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:27,069
Porsche-like bows,
which play like the devil.
284
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,530
I... I got you this...
285
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,616
well, it's like a Toyota,
286
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,119
which was all I could afford.
287
00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,456
Aw, thank you.
288
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,376
Just give me some time
and I'll upgrade your bow.
289
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,252
Don't worry about it.
It wasn't your fault.
290
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,588
This is really nice.
291
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,966
- Wow.
- Yeah. You wanna sit down?
292
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,677
- Can I?
- Sure.
293
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,141
- Promise not to laugh?
- Sure.
294
00:16:58,309 --> 00:17:00,560
I'm taking
broadcasting lessons myself.
295
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,937
That's great!
296
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,232
Newscasters... you know,
they're so dignified.
297
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,733
They always know everything.
298
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,778
Yeah, it's the news.
They get the information beforehand.
299
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,906
No kidding.
That's why it's so cool.
300
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,200
You find out before everyone.
301
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,619
- Usually, I'm the last to know.
- Oh.
302
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:21,289
Hey, how about you play hooky
303
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,000
and we go score ourselves
a cappuccino?
304
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,420
All right.
That sounds pretty good.
305
00:17:26,587 --> 00:17:29,256
These are leaking on me, though.
I'm gonna get a vase.
306
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,007
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.
307
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,186
Come here, come here.
Let's go.
308
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,330
Testing.
309
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:06,376
Good evening, Riverside.
This is the news at 5:00.
310
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:46,041
Okay.
311
00:18:46,209 --> 00:18:49,169
Hey!
312
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,171
I know that dog.
313
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,219
I don't think he likes me.
Can you get him away?
314
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,884
Come here!
315
00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:59,763
Hi, sweetie!
316
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:04,226
Why do I know you?
Why do I know your sweet face?
317
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,144
Oh, my God.
Oh, my...
318
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,188
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
319
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:10,941
Um, um, um...
you have to help me.
320
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,859
There's a guy out there
and I was supposed
321
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,505
to have a date with him,
and this is his dog.
322
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,769
And I just want you to be me
when he comes in here, okay?
323
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,957
Sorry.
324
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,417
He ran in and then
the door was locked and...
325
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,878
- Sorry.
- Brian, right?
326
00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,631
- Yeah. Hi. Abby?
- Yeah.
327
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,260
- Hi.
- Hi. It's lovely to meet you.
328
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:41,388
You, too.
This is my friend, Madon...
329
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:42,889
- Donna.
- Hi.
330
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:45,642
Hello.
331
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:48,603
Hank.
332
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,147
You didn't show up yesterday.
333
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,858
No, I'm sorry.
334
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,610
We had this emergency thing,
didn't we, Donna?
335
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,446
- Yeah, cat emergency.
- Dog... it was a situation.
336
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:02,951
- Feline panleukopenia.
- It happens, but it's okay now.
337
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,788
- What?
- Nothing. Sorry.
338
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,416
It's just you sound
completely different on the air.
339
00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:13,336
Oh! You should hear me
in the shower.
340
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:17,966
Microphones, darling...
they work wonders.
341
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,426
Yeah, I've heard that.
342
00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,754
I just didn't want you to think
that I was some weirdo.
343
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,013
Oh, no.
344
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,141
And that's why
you didn't come yesterday.
345
00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,476
It's just that what you said
to me on the radio
346
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:33,356
was so clever and perceptive.
347
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,526
And if you hadn't said
what you said,
348
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,987
then I wouldn't
have kept Hank here.
349
00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:41,948
And...
350
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,285
I just wanted to say thank you.
351
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,581
- That's so great.
- Yeah, that's great.
352
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,626
Thanks. I've taught him a trick.
Do you want to see it?
353
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:54,002
Mmm.
354
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,630
Okay. Come on, Hank.
Up you come.
355
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,174
Yes! Good boy.
356
00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:01,801
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss, come on.
357
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,553
Come on.
358
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:11,019
Yeah, I've gotta do something
about his breath.
359
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:15,106
Anyhow, I don't suppose
you want the drink now?
360
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,234
- Guess again.
- Great.
361
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,403
How about tonight?
362
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:25,784
There's a bar on the corner
of Main and Pier.
363
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,119
Meet me there 7:00?
364
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,789
Wild horses couldn't stop me.
365
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,041
See you there.
366
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,377
Come on, Hank. Come on.
367
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,253
You like him and he likes you.
368
00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:39,714
- Don't pretend you don't.
- I don't!
369
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,926
Did you hear what he said to you?
I wish a guy would say that to me.
370
00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:45,428
- He did say it to you.
- No, he really said it to you.
371
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,074
And now you've gone
and confused everything
372
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,556
'cause you're a scaredy-cat.
373
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,517
I may be somewhat
trepidatious, yes.
374
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:51,768
I'm not some big, dumb dog
375
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:53,853
that goes bounding after
the first guy she sees.
376
00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:57,732
- I'm not dumb.
- I didn't mean that.
377
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,943
- Besides, you're the dummy.
- I am?
378
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:04,280
Yeah. A nice guy like that
with that accent, arty,
379
00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,324
and you won't even have
a drink with him?
380
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,035
You.
381
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,454
Then he sees me.
Over.
382
00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:13,707
I love the way you look.
You've got a pretty face.
383
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,001
- Oh. No.
- You're a celebrity.
384
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,628
I don't expect you
to understand this.
385
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,797
You burp and guys think
it's adorable.
386
00:22:20,965 --> 00:22:23,133
You puke and they line up
to hold your hair back.
387
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,136
I can tell you for a fact
that's not true.
388
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,304
Whoo hoo hoo!
389
00:22:31,392 --> 00:22:33,727
Nice trick, moron.
390
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,147
- What?
- "What?" Oh, my God!
391
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,150
Really?
Three years, no sex?
392
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,111
One can survive, you know.
This is the electronic age.
393
00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,549
But even cats have
more sex than that, don't they?
394
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:48,324
Not mine.
Are you gonna eat that?
395
00:22:48,492 --> 00:22:49,576
I don't eat.
396
00:22:49,744 --> 00:22:51,286
You don't eat?
You ordered it.
397
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,955
I love to order,
I love menus,
398
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,915
but I gotta keep
the calories down.
399
00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,793
- God, how can you live like that?
- I know.
400
00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:01,588
- Do you believe you are what you eat?
- I guess.
401
00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:02,839
See, that's what scares me.
402
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,884
I don't eat anything
so I can look good on the outside.
403
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,970
But on the inside there's nothing.
404
00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,306
Oh, I see.
405
00:23:11,474 --> 00:23:16,144
Whereas you, on the other hand...
you're very rich.
406
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,812
Thank you.
407
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,776
- Do you hear a bzzing? Bzzz?
- Just a bee.
408
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,612
Is that a b-bee...
bee bee bee bee!
409
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,197
- Aah aah!
- I'll get it.
410
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:28,948
Aah!
411
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:36,331
Hey! Hey...
412
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:39,042
What are you...
You! Stop!
413
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,802
It's dead.
414
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,678
No kidding.
415
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:54,390
- I killed it.
- You certainly did.
416
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,976
You're gonna be
all right now, so...
417
00:23:57,144 --> 00:23:59,020
She's fine. We're fine.
418
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,440
Everybody's fine, right?
Great. Thank you.
419
00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,943
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
420
00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,947
What's wrong, Abby?
421
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:13,118
Nothing that a rooftop
and an AK-47 won't take care of.
422
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,247
- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.
423
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,707
Good, good. It'll be fun.
424
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,960
It'll be easy. No problem.
425
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,337
- Hey!
- Don't want to see him.
426
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,174
Come on.
427
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,260
- It'll be fine.
- It's not gonna be fine.
428
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,929
It'll be just fine.
429
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,642
What is this?
Is this cat hair?
430
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,061
I'm shedding.
I'm extremely nervous.
431
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,815
Okay, just head up.
Be proud.
432
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,817
- Feeling good.
- Yes, sir.
433
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,652
This makes all the difference.
Thank you.
434
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,206
- Hello.
- Hi.
435
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:02,458
- Remember?
- Hi.
436
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,252
- Donna.
- Right.
437
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:08,131
- I'm gonna go and, um, freshen up.
- Okay.
438
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:13,803
Oh, and Donna's got
this loopy story to tell you.
439
00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:15,680
Actually, it's funny.
440
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,099
Maybe you can help her
with the punch line?
441
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:20,518
Okay.
442
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:24,230
- I'll have a J&B and a Corona.
- Okay.
443
00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,357
Can I have a J&B
and a Corona, please?
444
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,526
- Sure.
- Thanks.
445
00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,699
Of course.
Of course I would do that.
446
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,203
So, what's the funny story?
447
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:42,665
Oh, I don't know if it's funny
so much as interesting.
448
00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:46,002
Men and women
and how they interact.
449
00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:50,423
We have societal pressures
and even the media feeds into it
450
00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,800
and we have our own insecurities,
451
00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:54,928
me especially.
452
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:58,306
You have a little fuzz.
453
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,186
- Got it, got it, got it.
- Thanks.
454
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:07,106
- So, you're wondering why I'm here.
- No. I mean, y... no, not at all.
455
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,359
I mean, I think I know
why you're here.
456
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,946
- You do?
- Mm. And it's fine.
457
00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:15,490
That's great, 'cause I was...
458
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,533
I think it's really nice
that you've come along
459
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:20,370
to screen me for Abby.
460
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:21,871
Abby. Right.
461
00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:24,707
There's a lot
of very odd people around,
462
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:27,168
particularly the types
who phone into radio shows
463
00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,170
and then ask the presenters
out for a drink,
464
00:26:29,338 --> 00:26:31,738
which is honestly... it's not
something I normally do, but...
465
00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:36,469
- I really like this woman.
- You just met her.
466
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:39,013
I know, but you know
when you speak to someone,
467
00:26:39,181 --> 00:26:42,225
and then you meet them?
468
00:26:42,393 --> 00:26:44,811
And then there's really no choice.
469
00:26:44,979 --> 00:26:47,730
Nothing you can do about it.
You just feel it.
470
00:26:48,899 --> 00:26:52,402
So what do you do, Donna?
Do you work at the radio station?
471
00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:56,406
- I make cheese.
- Cheese?
472
00:26:56,573 --> 00:26:57,573
- Yeah.
- Really?
473
00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,952
I've never met a cheesemaker before.
So, what sort?
474
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,328
Goat cheese.
475
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,205
Oh, that's the stuff
that smells of vomit.
476
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,207
- No, that's Parmesan.
- Yeah, of course.
477
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:09,085
Mine's more of a fromage, really.
478
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:12,463
And it comes from
the south of France, the Pyrenees,
479
00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,590
where I have acquired
a number of goats
480
00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:16,843
through a freakish inheritance.
481
00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,137
Occasionally
I'll take trips out there
482
00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:21,222
and sometimes
Abby accompanies me
483
00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:24,434
to check on the general health
and well-being of my goats.
484
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,602
- Really?
- Yeah.
485
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,689
- Hi.
- Hi.
486
00:27:29,857 --> 00:27:32,108
Everything out in the open?
487
00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,985
Oh, you mean about?
Yeah, sure.
488
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:36,446
Totally understandable.
489
00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:38,197
You see?
490
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:40,867
She thought you'd be
all bent out of shape about it.
491
00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:42,076
Not at all.
492
00:27:42,244 --> 00:27:43,847
I think friends should
look out for each other.
493
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:47,248
Although, flying across the Atlantic
to check up on her goats is...
494
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:50,001
You know, when you come with me
to check on the goats
495
00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:53,129
for the goat cheese
that I make for a living.
496
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,722
Her cheese balls make
excellent Christmas gifts.
497
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:05,767
- Here we are.
- Great.
498
00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:09,729
I don't know... I was mesmerized
by his eyebrows.
499
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,314
They say so much
about a person.
500
00:28:11,482 --> 00:28:14,400
Did they say "goat cheese" on them?
Why didn't you just tell him?
501
00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:15,795
I don't know!
I was staring at him.
502
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,653
He was so uninterested
in staring back at me.
503
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,489
I don't want that kind
of disappointment.
504
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,366
Disappointment doesn't kill.
505
00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:24,369
Right. Rejection kills,
disappointment only maims.
506
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,537
Okay, here we are.
507
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,835
Just go through.
508
00:28:35,005 --> 00:28:38,383
- This is it. Château Brian.
- Nice.
509
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,093
Hi, baby!
510
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,053
Ooh. The dog really likes Donna.
511
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,596
I can't seem to get ahold of him.
512
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:47,225
He's just jealous.
Dogs, they can sense... you know.
513
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:49,852
- Really?
- Yeah.
514
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,563
Oh, are these yours?
515
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:55,608
Yeah. Don't look at those.
They just pay the rent.
516
00:28:55,776 --> 00:28:58,736
There's not a lot of art
in a catalogue shoot
517
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,947
unless roller-skating dogs qualify.
518
00:29:01,115 --> 00:29:03,616
Dada meets Fido.
519
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,785
That was funny.
520
00:29:07,538 --> 00:29:09,414
- Roller-skatin' dogs.
- Hey!
521
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,309
- I'd like to see that.
- Hey, look at these.
522
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,293
- These are beautiful.
- Yeah, but they don't pay the rent.
523
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,006
Hmm.
524
00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:23,386
What do you think?
525
00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:27,390
Ask Donna. She knows more
about this arty kind of stuff.
526
00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:30,643
Brian, this is a beautiful shot.
527
00:29:30,811 --> 00:29:32,728
- This one? Really?
- Yeah.
528
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,273
Yeah. I love those textures
right there.
529
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,335
Yeah? That's one of my favorites.
530
00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:40,528
Yo! Can we come in?
531
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:43,823
Of course you can.
Ed, this is Abby.
532
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,950
- Hi, Abby. How are you doing?
- Hi. Abby.
533
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,077
- And Donna.
- How are ya?
534
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:49,829
Yeah, all right, all right.
535
00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,415
Oh, this is my niece, Emily.
536
00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,208
What?
537
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:56,711
Oh, yeah. You can ask her yourself.
538
00:29:56,879 --> 00:30:00,131
- Is it okay?
- I forgot to ask.
539
00:30:02,426 --> 00:30:04,177
Ha.
540
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,597
Hi. What is it, sweetie?
541
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,266
Aah! Oh.
542
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,477
- I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
543
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,414
When they heard that there was
gonna be a real vet in the house,
544
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,981
I just assumed
they could come over.
545
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:20,359
- That's a really beautiful tortoise.
- He's got pneumonia.
546
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:22,820
- Aw.
- Yeah, we took him to the vet
547
00:30:22,988 --> 00:30:25,198
and he gave us this hypodermic
full of antibiotics.
548
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,177
We're supposed to give him
a shot underneath his arm,
549
00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:28,845
but we can't seem to keep him
out of his shell.
550
00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:32,163
So we were thinking
that you could help us out.
551
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,876
Sure, you can.
You can do that.
552
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,378
Of course.
553
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:43,466
Um, let me just go wash my hands.
554
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:45,635
Donna?
555
00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:52,141
She is all that and a bag of chips.
556
00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:56,604
- Who's the other one?
- She makes cheese.
557
00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:59,357
- I hate needles. I hate turtles.
- Shh!
558
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,984
Why don't we just tell him now?
559
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,923
He was definitely into you when you
were talking about his photographs.
560
00:31:04,947 --> 00:31:07,573
He's amiably tolerating my presence
till he can be alone with you.
561
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,636
Now, all you have to do
is grab the turtle's leg,
562
00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:12,495
hold it steady,
and give the shot.
563
00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:15,081
- How do I get ahold of his leg?
- Very simple.
564
00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:17,667
You're gonna poke him
in the butt with your finger.
565
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:22,880
You want me to stick my finger
up a turtle's ass?
566
00:31:44,570 --> 00:31:46,487
Hey, what's this?
Your palms, they're sweating.
567
00:31:46,655 --> 00:31:49,365
- Malls make me nauseous.
- I did the turtle for you.
568
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,534
Yes, you did,
and you did a brilliant job.
569
00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:53,661
You and I combined
make the perfect woman.
570
00:31:53,829 --> 00:31:56,149
No, you and I combined
make the perfect political prisoner.
571
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:59,375
What we really do well
is act self-righteous and starve.
572
00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:02,378
- Hello.
- Hi.
573
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,630
Okay.
574
00:32:04,798 --> 00:32:08,217
We need the spring-bride blush
575
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:12,138
and the Absentia pore minimizer.
576
00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:15,057
I'd actually like a pore maximizer
if you have one,
577
00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,728
because sometimes you just wanna
put loose change somewhere, or keys.
578
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:22,231
There's this TV station in Riverside.
579
00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:23,899
They're looking
for a weekend anchor.
580
00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,004
They've asked me if I'd audition
for them next week.
581
00:32:26,028 --> 00:32:28,904
That's so cool!
That's great.
582
00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,283
Would you listen
to my audition piece?
583
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,452
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
584
00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:46,005
79 people drowned
and another 200 were in...
585
00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:49,800
Wait. Okay.
Just cool. Okay.
586
00:32:52,763 --> 00:32:55,389
79 people drowned
and another 200 were injured
587
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:57,516
when a passenger ferry
caught fire last night
588
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,518
just off the coast of Scotland.
589
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,480
Stymied by a dense fog,
rescuer workers could only hear
590
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,149
the desperate screams
of the victims
591
00:33:05,317 --> 00:33:10,446
as their four-mile journey
turned into a tragic and watery end.
592
00:33:10,614 --> 00:33:12,573
That was good.
That was really good.
593
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,910
But you might wanna make
the carnage a little less upbeat.
594
00:33:16,078 --> 00:33:18,871
Oh, I know.
I just get tense and I...
595
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,207
You're right, you're right.
596
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:24,919
No, it was great.
And you might wanna breathe more.
597
00:33:25,087 --> 00:33:28,464
This is nice,
but it's a little bit smelly.
598
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:31,842
We also have this new face cream
which neutralizes the free radicals
599
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,303
- that attack the skin.
- Ooh.
600
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:37,348
Let me ask you...
what's your skin regime?
601
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:38,891
- My regime?
- Mm-hmm.
602
00:33:39,059 --> 00:33:41,287
The regime from which
the radicals are trying to get free?
603
00:33:41,311 --> 00:33:43,938
Are we selling face cream
or staging a coup?
604
00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:46,107
Let me show you something.
605
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:52,488
Do you see how dry
and discolored you are?
606
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,282
Do you see
the irreversible sun damage?
607
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:57,451
You haven't been
taking care of your skin,
608
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,454
and it's only going to get worse.
609
00:34:00,622 --> 00:34:02,415
God, I can't believe it.
610
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:05,084
I can't believe
I let her do this to me.
611
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:07,211
I know exactly what she was doing.
612
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,505
Shit.
Do you have a tissue?
613
00:34:09,673 --> 00:34:12,299
I think she might have
put one in the bag
614
00:34:12,467 --> 00:34:13,843
with your gift-with-purchase.
615
00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:15,511
Oh, God!
616
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:17,680
Men don't go around
buying all this expensive crap,
617
00:34:17,848 --> 00:34:19,640
hoping women will want them,
you know.
618
00:34:19,808 --> 00:34:22,560
If I was a guy, I think women would be
lining up to go out with me.
619
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:24,103
I'm smart,
620
00:34:24,271 --> 00:34:27,022
I have a good sense of humor,
I make a great living.
621
00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:28,858
I'd fuck ya.
622
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:31,026
Thank you, honey.
I know you would.
623
00:34:32,446 --> 00:34:33,529
I'm just confused.
624
00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:34,905
One minute she's one thing,
625
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,408
and the next minute
she's something else completely.
626
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,660
Yeah, but women
are like that, though.
627
00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,246
No, but I mean there's something
off-balance about her.
628
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,124
On the radio
she's confident and articulate.
629
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:47,460
And then you get her in person,
and she's just...
630
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,712
I don't know... she's scatty.
631
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,964
- Oh, she's scatty?
- Yeah.
632
00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:55,593
Anybody that fine...
it doesn't make any difference.
633
00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:58,804
- Yes, it does.
- I'm telling you, it doesn't.
634
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:01,474
You know what your problem is, right?
635
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:06,228
You're letting your brain
do too much of your thinking.
636
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,067
I've got something for you.
637
00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:13,903
"Loser Guys and How to Spot Them."
638
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:17,907
Are You a Victim?"
639
00:35:18,074 --> 00:35:21,160
- No.
- Wait. Question one:
640
00:35:21,328 --> 00:35:24,580
"Do you feel you need to be punished
for how you look?"
641
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,291
I don't need to be punished.
I am punished.
642
00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:31,587
That's why you can't tell Brian.
It's low self-esteem.
643
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:34,882
I don't even care about Brian.
That is history.
644
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,718
- I think it's more of a current affair.
- What does that mean?
645
00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:42,223
Last night before we were leaving,
I told him to call me.
646
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,350
To call me?
You gave him my number?
647
00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:47,520
- Your number.
- Why would you do that?
648
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:51,273
Why did you do that?
You like him. You like him.
649
00:35:51,441 --> 00:35:53,317
- I have a boyfriend.
- Oh, right.
650
00:35:53,485 --> 00:35:55,945
Who'd want Brian
when you could have Roy?
651
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,905
- Here you go.
- He likes you.
652
00:35:58,073 --> 00:36:00,741
You know, the way you talk,
the things you say.
653
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:04,912
- You're the voice. I'm just the body.
- And what a body it is.
654
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:17,341
Hello?
655
00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:20,553
Hello, this is Brian.
Could I speak to Abby, please?
656
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,683
This is she.
657
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:29,728
- What are you up to?
- Nothing. Just hanging.
658
00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:31,981
Well, listen, I was thinking
maybe I could come round
659
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,524
and take you out for dinner.
660
00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:36,068
How does that sound to you?
661
00:36:37,112 --> 00:36:39,989
Oh, that's not possible.
662
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,324
Right.
Go for a walk?
663
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:45,327
Sorry. Can't do that, either.
664
00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,581
Well, how about we just talk?
665
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,584
Talk. Okay.
666
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:53,127
Fine. Let's talk.
667
00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:55,415
But could you talk to me
in that radio voice of yours?
668
00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,089
Could you do that?
669
00:36:57,257 --> 00:36:58,716
Yeah.
670
00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:00,676
- Yeah, that I can do.
- Great.
671
00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:03,178
You know what kills me about him
is he just lays there
672
00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:04,972
and lets me rub his stomach.
673
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:08,475
He's totally trusting,
knows I'm not gonna hurt him,
674
00:37:08,643 --> 00:37:11,186
loves me unconditionally.
675
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:13,898
That kills me.
People are never that cool.
676
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:17,192
No, they hardly ever
let you pet their stomachs.
677
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,028
Mm-mm.
678
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:22,197
And I really like smelling
his cat breath when he yawns.
679
00:37:22,365 --> 00:37:24,825
- You think that's weird?
- No, not at all.
680
00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,596
I've done the very same thing...
681
00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:28,495
probably... once.
682
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,539
Your voice is muffled.
What are you doing?
683
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,917
I just took my shirt off.
684
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,294
- Really?
- Really.
685
00:37:35,462 --> 00:37:38,005
Is that portentous
or merely noteworthy?
686
00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,341
It's rank, actually.
687
00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,719
I went for a run earlier
and I have this remarkably manly,
688
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,056
animal-like, pungent stench.
689
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:53,771
Look, I know we're not
eating or walking,
690
00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,065
but what would you say
to having a bath?
691
00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:01,570
- I was shy, too.
- You're kidding.
692
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,489
You don't strike me as the shy type.
693
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:07,910
No, I was, really...
painfully and desperately shy.
694
00:38:08,078 --> 00:38:10,848
And thinking about it, I suppose
that's why I ended up taking pictures,
695
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,583
as sort of a detachment thing,
you know what I mean?
696
00:38:14,751 --> 00:38:16,460
Ah, yes.
697
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,713
Oh, he knows you're talking to me.
698
00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:21,507
He's probably jealous.
699
00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:24,301
I doubt it.
700
00:38:24,469 --> 00:38:27,805
Salt, pepper, granulated garlic,
mayonnaise, of course.
701
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:31,392
Of course.
Now for the important question:
702
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,602
Do you have a position on pickles?
703
00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:35,938
It's more of a deeply held belief,
actually.
704
00:38:36,106 --> 00:38:37,773
Oh, really?
A pickle conviction?
705
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:39,274
- Mm-hmm.
- Go ahead.
706
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:43,612
When it comes to tuna fish,
I am emphatically anti-pickle.
707
00:38:45,365 --> 00:38:47,282
Hmm.
708
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,327
Do you know,
I knew I could trust you.
709
00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:16,979
"My mother leant herself
to the photograph."
710
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:19,189
Fearing that refusal
would turn to attitude,
711
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,650
she triumphed over this ordeal
of placing herself
712
00:39:21,818 --> 00:39:25,029
"in front of the lens
with discretion."
713
00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:55,059
Now you.
714
00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,022
So, you are?
715
00:40:00,190 --> 00:40:02,983
Yes. Are you?
716
00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,404
Yeah.
717
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,203
Say something.
718
00:40:15,622 --> 00:40:17,664
I want to make love to you.
719
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:22,461
Sorry. Never on
the first phone call.
720
00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:24,004
No, don't... don't do that.
721
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,465
If you do that,
we'll chicken out
722
00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:30,552
and we won't do
what I think we're about to do.
723
00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:33,472
Okay, just let me do one thing.
724
00:40:35,225 --> 00:40:37,893
Oh, God!
725
00:40:41,815 --> 00:40:44,024
Okay, hi.
726
00:40:44,192 --> 00:40:45,484
Hi.
727
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:56,120
Okay. So, where's your hand?
728
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:05,003
It's nowhere.
729
00:41:05,171 --> 00:41:07,631
Where's yours?
730
00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,850
Nowhere.
731
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:03,437
Wow.
732
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,940
Hello?
733
00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:09,568
Abby?
734
00:42:11,654 --> 00:42:14,323
Abby?
735
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,575
Abby? Hello?
736
00:42:18,620 --> 00:42:21,413
Sorry. Sorry.
I dropped the phone.
737
00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:25,834
I was afraid you'd met
somebody else.
738
00:42:27,003 --> 00:42:29,880
God. Just give me a second
to collect myself.
739
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,548
Man.
740
00:42:31,716 --> 00:42:33,800
I've never done that before.
741
00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:35,469
Me, neither.
742
00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:38,805
It's almost time for breakfast.
743
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:45,062
- Yeah.
- I wish you were here.
744
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,565
- I wish you were here, too.
- Okay.
745
00:42:48,733 --> 00:42:51,443
Brian?
746
00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,905
Brian.
747
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:56,448
Brian!
748
00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:59,076
Brian, no!
749
00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:06,041
♪ Pull over the car,
pull over the car ♪
750
00:43:06,209 --> 00:43:08,543
♪ I think I see a five-fister ♪
751
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,837
♪ Pull over the car,
pull over the car ♪
752
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,423
♪ My dad wants to break up
with your sister ♪
753
00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,677
♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna, I don't wanna ♪
754
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,484
♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna,
I don't wanna, I don't wanna... ♪
755
00:43:32,652 --> 00:43:33,652
Abby?
756
00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,862
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
757
00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:38,532
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
758
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,701
- Abby.
- Over here.
759
00:43:42,078 --> 00:43:44,246
- Hi.
- Hi.
760
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:48,500
Look, I brought some...
some breakfast.
761
00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:52,963
- Can I come up?
- No.
762
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,423
Why not?
763
00:43:54,590 --> 00:43:58,051
Because first, it will be awkward,
and then strange,
764
00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,971
and then weird and then awful.
765
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:04,057
- What?
- Tonight has been so perfect.
766
00:44:04,225 --> 00:44:06,393
Let's wait for another night
to screw it up.
767
00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:09,021
Can I at least
see your face before I go?
768
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:13,108
No. I have
a pore-minimizing mask on.
769
00:44:13,276 --> 00:44:16,278
Well, then, throw something to me.
770
00:44:16,446 --> 00:44:18,989
Throw something you've
been wearing, and then I'll go.
771
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,348
Wow, it's a Ked.
772
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,975
- Will you shut up?
- What's your problem?
773
00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,394
- It's 4:00 in the morning.
- You'd better go.
774
00:44:49,562 --> 00:44:51,563
Okay.
775
00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:56,318
Good night, sweet Abby.
776
00:45:00,782 --> 00:45:02,783
Pleasant dreams.
777
00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:16,338
79 people drowned
and another 200 were injured
778
00:45:16,506 --> 00:45:19,091
when a passenger ferry
caught fire last night just off...
779
00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:23,512
Sleeping here, Noelle.
Can't you see I'm sleeping?
780
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,015
Sorry, Roy. Sorry.
781
00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:31,186
Just off the coast of Scotland.
782
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,188
Stymied by dense fog,
783
00:45:33,356 --> 00:45:36,608
rescue workers could only hear
the desperate screams...
784
00:45:36,776 --> 00:45:39,528
I said shut up, Noelle!
785
00:45:41,364 --> 00:45:43,365
Jesus!
786
00:46:09,058 --> 00:46:10,434
- Hi.
- Hi.
787
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:13,061
I had the most amazing conversation
with Brian last night.
788
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:14,604
We spoke for about seven hours.
789
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:18,275
- And I'm telling him today.
- Seven hours.
790
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,488
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
791
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,492
What? Tell me.
792
00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:29,536
It turns out Roy is a loser.
793
00:46:29,704 --> 00:46:31,997
Tell me something I don't know.
794
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:39,087
Oh, oh, I was kidding.
I'm sorry.
795
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:42,007
Oh, no, no.
Don't cry.
796
00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:43,967
Oh.
797
00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:45,927
It's okay.
798
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:55,979
You are no longer allowed
to read this destructive literature.
799
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,900
Don't read that.
800
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:03,069
Oh, no.
Please don't cry.
801
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:08,241
You're okay.
802
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:12,120
- How are you gonna tell him?
- God, I don't know.
803
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:13,807
I was thinking about it all last night.
804
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,790
I just wish there was a way
I could do it
805
00:47:15,958 --> 00:47:17,584
without actually
having to doing it.
806
00:47:17,752 --> 00:47:20,504
- Is your show on today?
- Yeah.
807
00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,507
I'll go to his house
and I'll turn on the radio.
808
00:47:23,674 --> 00:47:25,342
And?
809
00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:28,303
Have you ever noticed
how Superman and Clark Kent
810
00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,931
are never in the same room
at the same time?
811
00:47:33,893 --> 00:47:38,230
Hi.
812
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:40,357
Can I come in?
813
00:47:40,525 --> 00:47:42,692
Yeah, of course.
Come in.
814
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,702
- Oh!
- Sorry.
815
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,872
- So... you came over.
- Yep.
816
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,959
Last night was...
817
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,127
- Yeah, it was, I know.
- Wasn't it?
818
00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:06,174
So...
819
00:48:06,342 --> 00:48:07,968
Buttons?
820
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:09,886
- What?
- Sew buttons?
821
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,429
- I don't... What?
- It's nothing.
822
00:48:11,597 --> 00:48:13,598
It's just something
my grandmother used to say.
823
00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,267
- Really?
- Yeah.
824
00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:18,728
So... buttons...
825
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:20,772
could I get you something to eat?
826
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,567
- Tuna sandwich or something?
- I don't eat tuna.
827
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,945
- Yes, you do. You ate it last night.
- I did? I did, I did.
828
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:29,364
In the car,
on the way over, I quit.
829
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:34,244
- Dolphins.
- Dolphins. Right.
830
00:48:34,412 --> 00:48:38,582
Well, there's plenty of dolphin-friendly
food in the kitchen.
831
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:41,042
- Good.
- I'll be right back.
832
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,836
Okay. Can I turn
some music on?
833
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:44,004
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
834
00:48:44,171 --> 00:48:46,172
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye-bye.
835
00:48:59,228 --> 00:49:01,396
"Afternoon Becomes Eccentric."
836
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:04,399
KRWW... talk radio and more.
837
00:49:14,869 --> 00:49:16,786
What do you think of that?
838
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:19,080
What do I think?
839
00:49:19,248 --> 00:49:21,249
Yes.
840
00:49:22,627 --> 00:49:25,462
- It's nice.
- Mm.
841
00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:30,467
- It's kind of dark.
- Yes. You know,
842
00:49:30,635 --> 00:49:33,511
I was in a dark mood that day
when I took that.
843
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:39,392
If you'd let me, I'd really like
to take your picture.
844
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:42,896
Maybe tonight.
845
00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:45,398
Maybe.
846
00:49:45,566 --> 00:49:47,567
Or whenever.
847
00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:51,821
This stuff's left over
from a shoot that I did.
848
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:54,907
I hope you like sweets,
'cause that's all there is.
849
00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,868
Oh!
850
00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:01,831
I don't eat that stuff.
I order it, but I can't eat it.
851
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:03,124
Of course you can.
852
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:06,086
You take it one bite at a time
and it all goes down.
853
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:08,254
- No.
- No, really.
854
00:50:15,763 --> 00:50:17,389
- Mm.
- Is that nice?
855
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,307
Mm.
856
00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,103
Mmm!
857
00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:27,190
Mm.
858
00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:45,208
This is so good.
859
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,043
More?
860
00:50:47,211 --> 00:50:50,380
- Ready?
- Mm-hmm, mm.
861
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:56,803
♪ I know the way these things begin ♪
862
00:50:56,971 --> 00:51:01,099
♪ But I don't know ♪
863
00:51:01,267 --> 00:51:04,144
♪ How I would live with myself ♪
864
00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:08,648
♪ What I would give of myself ♪
865
00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:10,650
♪ If you don't go... ♪
866
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:12,986
- No more?
- You see what you did?
867
00:51:13,154 --> 00:51:15,488
♪ It won't do ♪
868
00:51:17,366 --> 00:51:21,411
♪ To dream of caramel ♪
869
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:24,581
♪ To think of cinnamon... ♪
870
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,418
I've got something for you.
I forgot.
871
00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:45,101
- It's a book.
- Yeah.
872
00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:50,148
It's the letters Simone de Beauvoir
wrote to Sartre.
873
00:51:56,322 --> 00:52:00,158
What? You haven't
got it already, have you?
874
00:52:00,326 --> 00:52:03,119
No, I don't have it already.
875
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:05,121
It's just that...
876
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:08,124
no one's ever given me a book before
that didn't have pictures in it.
877
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,169
Well, I'm glad you like it.
878
00:52:11,337 --> 00:52:14,214
I love it.
879
00:52:14,381 --> 00:52:18,176
Wow, I mean... it's...
880
00:52:18,344 --> 00:52:20,845
- A book.
- A book!
881
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:27,477
It's funny how self-conscious
we both are, considering...
882
00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:30,021
What do you mean, self-conscious?
883
00:52:30,189 --> 00:52:32,649
I mean,
you have to admit
884
00:52:32,817 --> 00:52:36,486
you're not the same person you were
on the phone last night.
885
00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:40,073
- That's true.
- Why?
886
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:44,661
Is it because we did?
887
00:52:45,788 --> 00:52:48,540
It's because I'm stupid.
888
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,667
Well, me, too.
889
00:52:50,835 --> 00:52:52,794
Completely feeble-minded.
890
00:52:52,962 --> 00:52:57,173
All you have to do is get near me
and I turn into this gibbering idiot.
891
00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:04,013
You're so clever and funny
and modest and sweet.
892
00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:08,768
And you're so...
893
00:53:11,564 --> 00:53:14,232
You're really so bea...
894
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,193
I mean, my God.
895
00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:22,532
Look at you.
896
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:25,243
You're an angel.
897
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:34,210
♪ You do something to me ♪
898
00:53:36,881 --> 00:53:39,257
♪ Somewhere deep inside... ♪
899
00:53:39,425 --> 00:53:44,596
- I can't do this. I can't.
- Just try and see what happens.
900
00:53:49,393 --> 00:53:51,352
Next up is Dr. Abby Barnes
901
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:53,062
with "The Truth
About Cats and Dogs."
902
00:53:53,230 --> 00:53:55,440
Oh, no. No.
903
00:53:55,608 --> 00:53:57,288
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- It's okay.
904
00:53:57,359 --> 00:53:58,879
You've got five...
you've got five minutes.
905
00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:00,862
I can get you there in time.
906
00:54:01,030 --> 00:54:02,906
- It's...
- I've got...
907
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,741
- I've gotta tell you something.
- What?
908
00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:06,659
- I'm...
- What?
909
00:54:06,827 --> 00:54:08,578
I'm... I'm late.
910
00:54:14,627 --> 00:54:15,668
What am I doing?
911
00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:17,772
What, you think we should stop
and call or something?
912
00:54:17,796 --> 00:54:20,632
- No calls!
- Okay, okay.
913
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:24,177
- I've messed up really bad.
- Well, you're only two minutes late.
914
00:54:24,345 --> 00:54:28,765
It can't be that bad.
Let's just see what they're doing.
915
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,142
No! Let me.
916
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:32,936
- Oh!
- Give me that.
917
00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,604
- Shit.
- Oh. I'm sorry.
918
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:36,492
It's okay, it's okay.
I can get another one.
919
00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:38,846
It's all right. Leave it.
I can get another one somewhere.
920
00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:41,527
I think they still sell them in Bolivia.
921
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:43,529
God, you should clean this place up.
922
00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,115
Oh.
923
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:02,465
Thanks for the ride.
924
00:55:05,678 --> 00:55:07,553
Here's your button.
925
00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:16,562
So she's been licking her belly.
926
00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,210
Is she really sensitive in that area?
927
00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:21,150
- No, not really.
- She's not sensitive in her belly.
928
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:58,021
Sorry.
929
00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:18,249
Hey, on Tuesday's show
I wanna talk about potbellied pigs.
930
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,710
Come, come, come.
931
00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,442
That was scary.
932
00:56:44,610 --> 00:56:46,402
We started with the show on tape.
933
00:56:46,570 --> 00:56:48,071
It's okay.
934
00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:51,574
Uh, Abby?
You're on in 60.
935
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,786
Is it okay if I hang around
and watch?
936
00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,080
No!
937
00:56:57,247 --> 00:57:00,083
- You need to concentrate.
- You need to concentrate.
938
00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:02,752
You... you need to concentrate.
939
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,963
- I need to concentrate.
- Okay, I understand.
940
00:57:06,131 --> 00:57:08,800
- I'll see you later, then.
- Bye.
941
00:57:08,967 --> 00:57:10,927
So I guess you didn't tell him.
942
00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,601
Take him.
I don't want to fight.
943
00:57:18,769 --> 00:57:21,729
I refuse to degenerate
into some misogynistic cliché.
944
00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:23,697
Having said that,
how could you do this to me?
945
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:25,608
I was gonna tell him.
I was all set to do it.
946
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,416
The show was starting
and I just couldn't.
947
00:57:27,528 --> 00:57:29,695
- Why not?
- Well, he wouldn't listen.
948
00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,823
- What was he doing?
- Nothing.
949
00:57:31,990 --> 00:57:34,427
Then why didn't you let him find out
when the radio show started?
950
00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,244
Maybe it was all the cake
he fed me.
951
00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:38,412
What is that?
The Twinkie defense?
952
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,627
He gave us a book.
953
00:57:44,795 --> 00:57:46,629
Which one?
954
00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:50,133
Simon somebody's letters
to John Paul somebody.
955
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:52,112
Simone de Beauvoir's letters
to Jean-Paul Sartre?
956
00:57:52,136 --> 00:57:53,261
- Exactly.
- Aw!
957
00:57:53,428 --> 00:57:54,781
Don't you see?
He said I was smart.
958
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,348
Nobody's ever said that
to me before.
959
00:57:57,516 --> 00:57:59,642
I just couldn't stand
to tell him it wasn't true.
960
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,186
Smart and beautiful, though, right?
961
00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:04,647
Okay, I've got two ideas
how we can fix this.
962
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:06,415
We find out
how he really feels about us,
963
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:07,817
but in a roundabout kind of way.
964
00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,527
So we go over to his house,
965
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:12,530
and I just sort of casually
ask him something like:
966
00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,615
If you were stranded
on a desert island...
967
00:58:14,783 --> 00:58:16,159
- Trite!
- Okay.
968
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:20,204
If you were stranded
in that bubble thing in Arizona...
969
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:22,790
- Biosphere?
...who would you take with you?
970
00:58:22,958 --> 00:58:26,460
"Time" magazine's Woman of the Year
or "Playboy"'s Playmate of the Year?
971
00:58:27,629 --> 00:58:29,755
I object to those categories
on both our behalves.
972
00:58:29,923 --> 00:58:31,174
What's idea number two?
973
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:34,260
We go over there, get shit-faced
and see what happens.
974
00:58:34,428 --> 00:58:36,012
Okay.
975
00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,933
Hello. What...?
976
00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:45,521
- Not so fast. Hello.
- Hi.
977
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:48,691
Thanks.
978
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:50,484
♪ The world keeps on spinning ♪
979
00:58:50,652 --> 00:58:52,987
♪ The world keeps on spinning, yeah ♪
980
00:58:53,155 --> 00:58:55,114
981
00:58:55,282 --> 00:58:57,116
982
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,368
♪ Don't cheat yourself ♪
983
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:03,289
♪ Happiness is round the corner ♪
984
00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:05,416
♪ It will come to you ♪
985
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:07,877
♪ So have faith and feel true love ♪
986
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,962
♪ 'Cause there's heaven up above ♪
987
00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:12,465
♪ When we think
we've reached the end ♪
988
00:59:12,633 --> 00:59:15,259
989
00:59:15,427 --> 00:59:17,553
990
00:59:17,721 --> 00:59:19,722
♪ The world keeps
on spinning, yeah ♪
991
00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,515
992
00:59:21,683 --> 00:59:23,392
993
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,270
♪ Don't cheat yourself ♪
994
00:59:26,438 --> 00:59:29,732
♪ Happiness is round the corner ♪
995
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,943
♪ It will come to you ♪
996
00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,278
♪ So have faith and feel true love ♪
997
00:59:34,446 --> 00:59:36,489
♪ 'Cause there's heaven up above ♪
998
00:59:36,657 --> 00:59:39,075
♪ When we think
we've reached the end ♪
999
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:43,996
1000
00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:46,582
1001
00:59:55,259 --> 00:59:56,926
♪ Round and round
and don't you stop ♪
1002
00:59:57,094 --> 00:59:59,220
♪ Pick it up where you left off ♪
1003
00:59:59,388 --> 01:00:02,723
♪ Like a wheel, the world,
it keeps on turning ♪
1004
01:00:02,891 --> 01:00:06,769
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ The world keeps spinning, yeah ♪
1005
01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:14,694
♪ The world keeps spinning, yeah ♪
1006
01:00:14,861 --> 01:00:17,154
1007
01:00:17,322 --> 01:00:18,948
1008
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:21,200
1009
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:23,286
1010
01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:27,665
- ♪ The world keeps on spinning, yeah ♪
- ♪ The world keeps on spinning ♪
1011
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,543
♪ The world keeps on spinning, yeah. ♪
1012
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:48,811
♪ You know I wonder
where I'd be if not for you ♪
1013
01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:54,650
♪ I'd still be wandering
through this world without a clue ♪
1014
01:00:55,861 --> 01:00:58,321
♪ At night I'd wake up ♪
1015
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:00,781
♪ And look across the bed ♪
1016
01:01:00,949 --> 01:01:03,701
♪ And you'd never dream
the crazy things ♪
1017
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:06,162
♪ Runnin' through my head ♪
1018
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:09,707
♪ I can't imagine ♪
1019
01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:13,961
♪ My journey through this world
without you ♪
1020
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:21,469
♪ I'm lovin' everything about you ♪
1021
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,846
♪ I search my heart and soul ♪
1022
01:01:24,014 --> 01:01:29,518
♪ How could there ever be
a greater love than ours? ♪
1023
01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,855
♪ I can't imagine... ♪
1024
01:01:33,023 --> 01:01:36,942
- That was really good.
- No, it wasn't.
1025
01:01:37,110 --> 01:01:39,153
Your eyes...
1026
01:01:39,321 --> 01:01:42,531
um, they're extraordinary.
1027
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:45,451
Thank you.
Yours, too.
1028
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:50,206
I'm just gonna have
something to drink.
1029
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,541
- It's good.
- Okay.
1030
01:01:54,294 --> 01:01:56,754
What about me?
My turn?
1031
01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:01,717
Yes. Yeah, just... swap.
1032
01:02:01,885 --> 01:02:05,054
♪ I can't imagine ♪
1033
01:02:06,348 --> 01:02:09,725
♪ Sharin' my life with any other ♪
1034
01:02:11,937 --> 01:02:14,397
♪ Not makin' love with you ♪
1035
01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,774
♪ I can't imagine... ♪
1036
01:02:16,942 --> 01:02:19,110
I've forgotten the flash cord.
1037
01:02:20,445 --> 01:02:25,199
♪ How could there ever be
a greater love than ours? ♪
1038
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:32,832
♪ Let me tempt you and deliver ♪
1039
01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:38,754
♪ Let me make you feel
the ocean roar... ♪
1040
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,652
- Hey, do you want a drink?
- ♪ I'll make your blood ♪
1041
01:02:42,676 --> 01:02:44,802
♪ Run like a river ♪
1042
01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:47,763
♪ How could a man
feel better than this ♪
1043
01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:52,435
♪ Or ever love you more? ♪
1044
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:06,073
Got a question.
1045
01:03:06,241 --> 01:03:08,617
If you were trapped in Biosphere 2
for three years,
1046
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,536
who would you bring:
1047
01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:14,498
"Time" magazine's Woman of the Year
or "Playboy"'s Playmate of the Year?
1048
01:03:14,666 --> 01:03:16,667
What?
1049
01:03:31,016 --> 01:03:33,017
Just a second, okay?
1050
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:42,234
Abby, where are you going?
1051
01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:45,404
I am hammered.
I gotta go home.
1052
01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:47,031
Oh, I'll go home with you.
1053
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:51,410
No, you're having fun.
He really likes you.
1054
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:53,329
What? What about you?
1055
01:03:53,497 --> 01:03:56,665
No, I don't even...
1056
01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:58,709
- You don't what?
- Is everything okay?
1057
01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:01,420
Yeah. I just remembered
I have to be somewhere.
1058
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:04,924
- Secret rendezvous?
- You know it.
1059
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,513
What about you?
Are you gonna stay?
1060
01:04:53,557 --> 01:04:57,226
Hi. My dog, Casey-Kay,
she's getting kinda old and slow
1061
01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,228
and just not what she used to be.
1062
01:04:59,396 --> 01:05:00,915
And I was wondering
if there was something...
1063
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,251
Right, so you're telling me
she's no longer young and attractive,
1064
01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:05,435
so you're seeking my approval
to have her put to sleep?
1065
01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:08,904
Well, no. Actually, I was gonna
ask about vitamins or something...
1066
01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:10,792
You know who I think
should be put to sleep?
1067
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:12,741
People like you
who only want cute dogs.
1068
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,804
And I hope that aesthetically
unpleasant dog of yours
1069
01:05:14,828 --> 01:05:16,245
bites you in the ass
and moves on.
1070
01:05:16,413 --> 01:05:18,998
- Wait a minute. You got the wrong...
- Next caller.
1071
01:05:22,544 --> 01:05:25,337
Hi, this is Abby.
Please don't hang up.
1072
01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,923
I hate hang-ups.
Leave it.
1073
01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:32,595
Good evening
and welcome to the 6:00 news.
1074
01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:35,264
Noelle Slusarsky
suffered a major setback
1075
01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:38,017
in her ongoing quest
to become an adult this week
1076
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:42,062
when she tried to steal
her best friend's boyfriend.
1077
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,273
Abby, please pick up
if you're there.
1078
01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:47,276
There's something I need to tell you,
but not on the machine, okay?
1079
01:05:48,820 --> 01:05:50,863
Okay, I'm going out
of town on a job.
1080
01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:52,114
I'll call.
1081
01:05:57,871 --> 01:06:00,873
Hi. It's me, Noelle.
1082
01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,292
Please pick up the phone, Abby.
1083
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:06,253
Abby?
1084
01:06:09,257 --> 01:06:12,134
Okay, so you're not
gonna pick up the phone.
1085
01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:15,220
This is what I had to tell you.
1086
01:06:15,388 --> 01:06:17,514
I didn't sleep with him.
1087
01:06:19,392 --> 01:06:24,146
We started wrestling around
and kissing,
1088
01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:26,231
but he kept calling your name.
1089
01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:29,443
"Abby, Abby, oh, Abby!"
1090
01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,696
And I could hear it in his voice.
He meant it.
1091
01:06:34,449 --> 01:06:36,450
So, I stopped.
1092
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:41,664
I told him it was all
moving too fast for me.
1093
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,501
And I haven't called him since.
1094
01:06:47,295 --> 01:06:49,838
Hi. Did you ever
look in the mirror so long
1095
01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,508
that your face doesn't
make sense anymore?
1096
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:55,552
It just becomes all these shapes.
1097
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,847
Just shapes.
Not good or bad.
1098
01:07:01,935 --> 01:07:04,395
Remember when he took
our pictures?
1099
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:06,897
You looked really good.
1100
01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:09,149
Did I tell you that?
1101
01:07:16,908 --> 01:07:19,535
I'm reading two books at the moment,
if you can believe that...
1102
01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:21,370
the one that Brian got us
and a dictionary
1103
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:24,540
so I can understand
the one that Brian got us.
1104
01:07:24,708 --> 01:07:26,542
I'm avoiding a guy
who calls me "Abby"
1105
01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,729
and I'm very frightened
that I screwed up a friendship
1106
01:07:28,753 --> 01:07:31,672
with the nicest woman
I've ever met.
1107
01:07:33,091 --> 01:07:35,718
When I come home,
I'm gonna fix things.
1108
01:07:35,885 --> 01:07:37,886
I'm gonna fix everything.
1109
01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:44,518
I'm sorry.
I just miss you.
1110
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,771
Hello? Hello?
1111
01:07:54,237 --> 01:07:56,071
And deep cleanser.
1112
01:07:56,239 --> 01:07:58,532
I really appreciate
you taking this back.
1113
01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:00,803
And I really appreciate
your attitude taking this back.
1114
01:08:00,827 --> 01:08:02,327
Donna.
1115
01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:05,205
Donna. Donna.
1116
01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:09,084
- Donna?
- Hi.
1117
01:08:09,252 --> 01:08:10,627
I was calling your name.
1118
01:08:10,795 --> 01:08:14,465
Oh, I must be in a daze.
I didn't hear you.
1119
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:15,799
Department stores.
1120
01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:17,050
- I get that, too.
- Yeah.
1121
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:20,179
- Sorry, you were buying something.
- No, I was returning something.
1122
01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:24,641
Oh. Well, I just bought
a present for Abby.
1123
01:08:24,809 --> 01:08:26,435
Look at this.
1124
01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:29,438
It's a photo album
and I had her initials embossed.
1125
01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:30,689
See? Abby Barnes.
1126
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:33,484
- Oh, that's pretty.
- Do you think she'll like it?
1127
01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:36,445
- I do, yeah.
- Great. Are you finished?
1128
01:08:36,613 --> 01:08:39,698
- Mm-hmm.
- Right. Can I walk you out?
1129
01:08:39,866 --> 01:08:42,576
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
1130
01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:48,123
Did she tell you that she's not
talking to me for a week?
1131
01:08:48,291 --> 01:08:51,627
- Is that right?
- Yeah. It's driving me mad.
1132
01:08:52,629 --> 01:08:53,629
You see her all the time.
1133
01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,717
I don't suppose she's mentioned
anything about...
1134
01:08:55,757 --> 01:08:57,157
Mm-mm, she hasn't said
a word to me.
1135
01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,676
No, of course not.
1136
01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,724
I heard her on the air today.
She was brilliant.
1137
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,014
- Brilliant?
- Yes.
1138
01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,517
Oh, that's a bit much,
don't you think?
1139
01:09:06,684 --> 01:09:08,060
Are we getting jealous?
1140
01:09:08,228 --> 01:09:10,813
No, trust me,
that's not even possible.
1141
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:12,900
You know, before I listened
to Abby on the radio,
1142
01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:15,317
I never really would have
given a cat the time of day.
1143
01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:18,946
I think I'm beginning
to understand them a bit more.
1144
01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:21,240
- Or maybe not.
- Whoops.
1145
01:09:22,826 --> 01:09:25,702
Well, you look like a cat-lover
from way back.
1146
01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:28,997
- Hi.
- I think she likes you, too.
1147
01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:32,167
- Do you know much about animals?
- A little bit.
1148
01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:34,837
Of course. You've got
all those goats, haven't you?
1149
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,816
When you go to college,
do you have this thing in England
1150
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,173
called the Freshman 10?
1151
01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:39,842
- No, we don't.
- Do they have that?
1152
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:44,346
It's traditionally where most girls
who go off to college gain 10 pounds.
1153
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:47,015
- Although, when I went, I gained 40.
- 40?
1154
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,309
40 pounds, and I'm 5'1 ".
1155
01:09:49,477 --> 01:09:51,311
So four times the required amount?
1156
01:09:51,479 --> 01:09:54,982
So you can imagine how popular I was
with all the 18-year-old boys.
1157
01:09:55,149 --> 01:09:57,651
What has happened to me in the past
is that I meet a woman...
1158
01:09:57,819 --> 01:09:59,421
- Do you mind that I'm telling you this?
- No, sir.
1159
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:02,698
I meet a woman I'm attracted to
and hopefully she's attracted to me.
1160
01:10:02,866 --> 01:10:04,408
And it's very exciting,
1161
01:10:04,576 --> 01:10:07,911
and then I get to know her,
and we have nothing in common.
1162
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:09,580
Or the opposite happens.
1163
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:11,915
There's lots in common,
fabulous woman,
1164
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:14,376
but there's no excitement,
there's no sparks.
1165
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:17,045
Okay, so say you meet
one of these no-sparks women
1166
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:19,093
and you really take the time
to get to know her,
1167
01:10:19,132 --> 01:10:21,212
and then you become
intellectually stimulated by her.
1168
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,385
You just really enjoy
her personality,
1169
01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,388
thereby igniting
all your lust and passion.
1170
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,891
Have you ever thought about that?
1171
01:10:32,186 --> 01:10:34,187
Are you going to eat that?
1172
01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:49,036
- Are you cold?
- No, I'm fine.
1173
01:10:49,203 --> 01:10:52,080
You're shivering.
Here, wear my coat.
1174
01:10:54,208 --> 01:10:55,584
- So chivalrous.
- Yeah.
1175
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:59,212
- Thank you.
- Okay.
1176
01:10:59,380 --> 01:11:01,882
Seriously.
I'll just get the buttons.
1177
01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:10,182
- Sorry.
- It's fine.
1178
01:11:10,350 --> 01:11:13,018
Your hands are freezing.
Come here.
1179
01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,908
Put them in the pockets.
1180
01:11:28,076 --> 01:11:30,494
There's nothing disgusting
in there, is there?
1181
01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:34,456
Who did that?
1182
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,959
Who put that piece of chocolate
in my pocket?
1183
01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:41,171
You're missing it.
Look.
1184
01:11:47,011 --> 01:11:49,763
- Are you warm enough?
- Getting there.
1185
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:01,984
Do you always watch sunsets
with your eyes shut?
1186
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:04,444
- Yeah, it's kind of a religious thing.
- Really?
1187
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:06,488
No.
1188
01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:10,492
Do you know,
if you listen very carefully,
1189
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:14,830
you can hear the moment
when the sun hits the hills?
1190
01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,416
Shh.
1191
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:25,590
Not today, obviously.
1192
01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:31,096
- I'm having a...
- What?
1193
01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:37,185
- Nothing. I had a really nice time.
- Oh, me, too.
1194
01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:43,275
I gotta go.
1195
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,736
Okay.
1196
01:12:45,903 --> 01:12:47,863
Okay. Thank you.
1197
01:12:48,031 --> 01:12:50,657
- Thanks for the walk.
- Thanks.
1198
01:12:50,825 --> 01:12:52,617
Bye.
1199
01:12:52,785 --> 01:12:55,620
- Donna?
- Yeah?
1200
01:12:55,788 --> 01:12:59,875
If you see Abby, tell her...
1201
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:05,213
tell her I miss her face.
1202
01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:12,095
Yeah.
1203
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:24,566
Abby? Hi.
1204
01:13:24,734 --> 01:13:27,611
I just need to talk to you.
10 minutes. 10 minutes.
1205
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,073
So we can clear everything up.
1206
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:35,118
5:00?
1207
01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:37,871
Your place.
Great, great, great.
1208
01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:40,290
All right. See ya. Bye.
1209
01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:58,266
Aah!
1210
01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:00,268
Jesus, you scared me.
1211
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:02,145
I thought you'd be coming
from over there.
1212
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,940
- Mm-mm, I was watching you.
- You weren't.
1213
01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:07,567
I was practicing looking relaxed.
1214
01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:11,113
- You looked relaxed.
- Did I? You look gorgeous.
1215
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,240
- It's my job.
- Is it?
1216
01:14:13,407 --> 01:14:15,408
Speaking of work...
1217
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,247
This was a little bit
too much for me.
1218
01:14:20,414 --> 01:14:21,790
- Was it?
- Mm.
1219
01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,000
I had to read each page,
like, three times.
1220
01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:27,587
I'm more of a mystery kind of girl,
or maybe a romance.
1221
01:14:27,755 --> 01:14:29,274
I bet you wouldn't have
guessed that about me.
1222
01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,966
No, but that's okay.
1223
01:14:31,134 --> 01:14:33,510
I mean, romance would be fine.
1224
01:14:33,678 --> 01:14:34,678
Did I ever tell you
1225
01:14:34,846 --> 01:14:36,657
I used to only date guys
who couldn't speak English?
1226
01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,056
I've missed you so much.
1227
01:14:38,224 --> 01:14:39,864
It took ages to find out
it wasn't working
1228
01:14:40,017 --> 01:14:41,578
'cause I couldn't understand
what they were saying.
1229
01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:44,563
- I speak English.
- And then I dated this guy, Roy.
1230
01:14:44,730 --> 01:14:48,316
- I hated everything he liked about me.
- You have the most beautiful mouth.
1231
01:14:48,484 --> 01:14:50,318
We have to stop.
1232
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:53,113
Abby, I love you.
1233
01:14:53,281 --> 01:14:55,824
You love a girl I could never be.
1234
01:14:56,909 --> 01:14:59,035
- You don't love me.
- Yes, I do.
1235
01:14:59,203 --> 01:15:01,723
I don't understand what you're saying.
Just tell me what's going on.
1236
01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,039
- You need to know.
- Yes.
1237
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:04,791
You do.
So make a list.
1238
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,603
Make a list of everything
you love about me.
1239
01:15:06,627 --> 01:15:07,627
A list?
1240
01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:10,463
Oh, I gotta go.
I have an audition in 20 minutes.
1241
01:15:10,631 --> 01:15:12,132
- An audition?
- Yes, for the news.
1242
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,340
I wanna read for the news.
1243
01:15:13,467 --> 01:15:17,179
- What about "Cats and Dogs"?
- The cats and dogs are covered.
1244
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,181
So make a list.
Bring it.
1245
01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:21,683
5:00, my place.
1246
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,478
79 people drowned
1247
01:15:25,646 --> 01:15:26,790
and another 200 were injured...
1248
01:15:26,814 --> 01:15:30,108
...their four-mile journey
came to a tragic and watery end.
1249
01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:34,446
79 people drowned
and another 200 were injured...
1250
01:15:54,008 --> 01:15:55,884
Abby?
1251
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,594
- Abby!
- Coming.
1252
01:15:57,762 --> 01:16:00,597
Hang on, I can't hear you.
1253
01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:02,140
It's me.
1254
01:16:02,308 --> 01:16:04,267
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1255
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:07,729
Hi.
1256
01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:10,607
- Donna. Where's Abby?
- She's not here.
1257
01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:12,015
No, what are you talking about?
1258
01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,708
I just heard her voice.
I know she's here.
1259
01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:15,862
Right. She's not here here.
1260
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,864
She's in the bathroom
taking a bath.
1261
01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:20,909
But I will tell her
that you came by, okay?
1262
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,036
I've got an appointment.
1263
01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:28,792
I don't know that that would be
a very good idea right now.
1264
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:30,669
Uh, but I'll tell her
that you're here
1265
01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:33,421
and perhaps she will
come out... eventually.
1266
01:16:35,967 --> 01:16:37,425
It's Brian.
He wants to talk to you.
1267
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,029
Tell him to come back in half an hour!
1268
01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,239
I don't think he can be dissuaded.
1269
01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,406
Tell him if he doesn't come back
1270
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:43,075
in half an hour,
I will call the whole thing off!
1271
01:16:43,099 --> 01:16:45,308
You're the boss.
1272
01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:50,981
What did she say?
She was acting so strangely before.
1273
01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:53,085
- Is she all right?
- She's a little bit out of it.
1274
01:16:53,109 --> 01:16:56,152
- I think that she'll call you later.
- Okay.
1275
01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:58,863
Abby, it's me.
1276
01:16:59,031 --> 01:17:02,284
I wrote down the things
that you asked me to.
1277
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:07,497
Listen, could you do me a favor?
1278
01:17:07,665 --> 01:17:10,875
She's worried
that I don't love her, so...
1279
01:17:11,043 --> 01:17:14,296
Sit down. You be Abby.
1280
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:17,340
- I'm Abby.
- I've made this list.
1281
01:17:17,508 --> 01:17:20,218
It's a sort of lover's list.
1282
01:17:21,345 --> 01:17:23,221
Now, if I could just run it
by you once
1283
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:25,223
to get a female opinion on it,
1284
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:27,934
then we can make any adjustments
you think that it might need.
1285
01:17:28,102 --> 01:17:29,978
Sure.
1286
01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:35,275
I love the way you walk
into a room and it lights up.
1287
01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:39,988
I love your eyes.
1288
01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:41,948
When they fix on mine,
they burn into me,
1289
01:17:42,116 --> 01:17:44,451
and I forget what it is
that I wanted to say.
1290
01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:49,205
I love the way we think
of things at the same time.
1291
01:17:49,373 --> 01:17:53,001
I love the way you make
a tuna fish sandwich an event.
1292
01:17:53,169 --> 01:17:56,880
The way you talk to me
on the phone and...
1293
01:17:57,048 --> 01:17:59,341
Shit, this is ridiculous.
1294
01:17:59,508 --> 01:18:00,842
No, four and five aren't bad.
1295
01:18:01,010 --> 01:18:04,971
You know, maybe she's right.
Maybe I am rushing things.
1296
01:18:07,516 --> 01:18:09,517
No, I'm not.
1297
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:14,814
Abby...
1298
01:18:14,982 --> 01:18:16,858
I love you,
1299
01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:21,863
because I can't stop thinking
about you for one second,
1300
01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:23,633
and because I stay at home
every afternoon
1301
01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:27,327
when I should be working,
just to hear you on the radio.
1302
01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:30,497
And because I want
to read you to sleep every night
1303
01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:33,208
and wake up to you
playing violin every morning.
1304
01:18:37,546 --> 01:18:40,382
And because you're so beautiful.
1305
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:43,510
You forgot to say, "I love you
because you're so beautiful."
1306
01:18:43,677 --> 01:18:45,887
No, I didn't.
1307
01:18:46,055 --> 01:18:48,973
And yes, she is,
but that's not why I love her.
1308
01:18:50,059 --> 01:18:51,893
I love her for who she is.
1309
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:54,687
And if she weren't,
it wouldn't matter.
1310
01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:56,815
Of course it matters.
It always matters.
1311
01:18:56,982 --> 01:19:00,110
- No, the truth is...
- The truth is Helen of Troy.
1312
01:19:01,779 --> 01:19:04,406
- What?
- Helen of Troy... men die for that shit.
1313
01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:07,033
The truth is you would not be
so enamored with Abby
1314
01:19:07,201 --> 01:19:10,703
if she looked like...
if she looked like...
1315
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:12,997
What?
What are you talking about?
1316
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:17,168
Look, you know how someone's
appearance can change
1317
01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:18,711
the longer you know them,
1318
01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:21,256
how a really attractive person,
if you don't like them,
1319
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:23,007
can become
more and more ugly,
1320
01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:26,219
whereas someone you might
not even have noticed,
1321
01:19:26,387 --> 01:19:30,932
that you wouldn't look at
more than once,
1322
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,809
if you love them,
1323
01:19:32,977 --> 01:19:36,187
can become the most beautiful thing
you've ever seen?
1324
01:19:36,355 --> 01:19:39,607
All you want to do is be near them.
1325
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,776
I love Abby.
1326
01:19:43,737 --> 01:19:46,197
It doesn't matter
what she looks like.
1327
01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:54,873
What's the matter?
1328
01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:57,876
I'm happy that you said that.
1329
01:19:58,043 --> 01:20:01,045
Well, I'm glad you like it,
1330
01:20:01,213 --> 01:20:02,964
'cause she hasn't said a word.
1331
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:38,666
It was you on the phone that night.
1332
01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,461
Yep.
1333
01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:45,089
That's your window...
1334
01:20:48,052 --> 01:20:49,844
your violin.
1335
01:20:50,012 --> 01:20:51,346
Yeah.
1336
01:20:51,514 --> 01:20:54,766
And that's your cat.
1337
01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,020
Hi.
1338
01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:03,733
Is this a joke?
1339
01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:06,903
It was a mistake.
1340
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:09,948
- Who are you?
- That's Noelle.
1341
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:12,450
- Noelle?
- Slusarsky.
1342
01:21:12,618 --> 01:21:15,245
- Who's Donna?
- There is no Donna.
1343
01:21:15,412 --> 01:21:16,579
What is this?
1344
01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:20,542
Is this some kind of weird game
you two play for kicks?
1345
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:23,269
You pick up a guy together and see
how much you can screw him up?
1346
01:21:23,337 --> 01:21:26,256
- No, it was just a mistake.
- A practical joke.
1347
01:21:26,423 --> 01:21:27,776
- A joke?
- No, no, no, not a joke.
1348
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,385
- Not a joke funny ha-ha.
- Funny strange, if anything.
1349
01:21:30,553 --> 01:21:31,873
No, I get it.
You're a comedy duo.
1350
01:21:32,012 --> 01:21:33,452
Actually, we never met until just...
1351
01:21:33,556 --> 01:21:37,058
You're dumb and beautiful,
and you're smart and...
1352
01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:41,521
I have to go.
1353
01:21:54,368 --> 01:21:56,369
Brian!
1354
01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:06,254
He doesn't wanna see me.
1355
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:08,423
He doesn't wanna see you.
1356
01:22:09,425 --> 01:22:10,625
Why did you send him
back to me
1357
01:22:10,676 --> 01:22:12,510
when you could have had him
for yourself?
1358
01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:14,512
I know you wanted him.
1359
01:22:14,680 --> 01:22:17,307
Because I wanted my friend back.
1360
01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:24,022
Besides, he's got
this small personal habit
1361
01:22:24,189 --> 01:22:26,232
that just drives me crazy.
1362
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,776
What's that?
1363
01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:30,945
He loves you.
1364
01:22:42,041 --> 01:22:45,960
- Well, how'd your audition go?
- It didn't.
1365
01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,254
Didn't make the cut.
1366
01:22:48,422 --> 01:22:51,341
Still not dignified enough
for the news.
1367
01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:54,218
Well...
1368
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:56,066
they're looking
for someone at the station.
1369
01:22:56,096 --> 01:22:59,474
It's not the news,
but I think it's interesting.
1370
01:22:59,642 --> 01:23:03,436
- Are you serious?
- They're expecting your phone call.
1371
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:13,446
- Thank you.
- You should give it a shot.
1372
01:23:16,825 --> 01:23:19,911
You should give it
one more shot, Abby.
1373
01:23:20,079 --> 01:23:22,830
Just go and talk to him,
1374
01:23:22,998 --> 01:23:24,791
you dumb bitch.
1375
01:23:24,958 --> 01:23:27,669
- I'm a dumb bitch?
- That's right.
1376
01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:30,296
Well, you're a dumb bitch,
too, you know.
1377
01:23:30,464 --> 01:23:33,049
Yeah, I know.
We're related.
1378
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:57,198
Hi, sweetie.
1379
01:23:57,366 --> 01:23:59,075
I'm glad you're here.
1380
01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:08,209
Hi.
1381
01:24:08,377 --> 01:24:11,337
- I came to return your jacket.
- Thank you.
1382
01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:14,132
You can just leave it
on the stool there.
1383
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,636
I'm really sorry that I lied to you.
1384
01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:21,639
It's just the situation
got completely out of control.
1385
01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:30,231
It's mentally exhausting,
1386
01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:34,569
feeling really bad about something
you can't do anything about.
1387
01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:37,029
Right.
That explains everything.
1388
01:24:37,197 --> 01:24:39,532
- No, Brian...
- What? What do you want?
1389
01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,617
I want you to look at me.
1390
01:24:45,748 --> 01:24:47,749
I'm looking at you.
1391
01:24:50,419 --> 01:24:52,420
You know the conversations
that we've had
1392
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:55,590
and the violin
and the radio show
1393
01:24:55,758 --> 01:24:59,677
and that incredible night
on the phone?
1394
01:24:59,845 --> 01:25:03,598
That really meant something to me.
It was really important to me.
1395
01:25:05,267 --> 01:25:08,561
But all of that stuff doesn't come
in a perfect package.
1396
01:25:11,398 --> 01:25:13,483
It comes in this one.
1397
01:25:15,569 --> 01:25:17,904
Why didn't you say that
in the first place?
1398
01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:20,990
I didn't feel confident
that you'd give me a chance.
1399
01:25:23,577 --> 01:25:25,703
Now we'll never know, will we?
1400
01:25:49,645 --> 01:25:51,771
- Okay.
- Okay.
1401
01:26:04,451 --> 01:26:08,079
I'm at the mechanic's
and I'm getting my tune-up,
1402
01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:10,498
and I look up on the wall
1403
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:13,334
and there she is
looking back at me.
1404
01:26:13,502 --> 01:26:15,211
But you know what tipped it off
1405
01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:19,090
was when she was dealing
with that turtle and she was like...
1406
01:26:19,258 --> 01:26:21,259
That ain't professional.
1407
01:26:22,469 --> 01:26:24,470
You're right.
1408
01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,201
But then, we didn't have much
to compare it to.
1409
01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,852
Yeah, you're right, you're right.
But you know what?
1410
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:34,981
It's not your fault, brother.
I mean, who knew?
1411
01:26:51,623 --> 01:26:52,767
My German shepherd
1412
01:26:52,791 --> 01:26:53,791
is driving me insane.
1413
01:26:53,959 --> 01:26:56,104
I left him home alone for one afternoon
and you know what he did?
1414
01:26:56,128 --> 01:26:59,380
- He peed on your bed.
- No, in my bed. He peed in my bed.
1415
01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:01,716
He took his teeth,
pulled back the sheets first.
1416
01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,719
That's very considerate of him,
but are you sure that's all he did?
1417
01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:06,971
Have you checked
inside your favorite shoes yet?
1418
01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:09,015
No. Hold on.
1419
01:27:09,182 --> 01:27:10,892
I'll go look over there right now.
1420
01:27:12,436 --> 01:27:15,229
Oh, my God!
1421
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:17,917
- Pinky, you're a bad, bad, bad dog!
- Listen... ok... okay, listen.
1422
01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:20,026
Don't worry about it.
I wanna explain something.
1423
01:27:20,193 --> 01:27:22,570
Dogs don't like to be left alone.
1424
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:25,072
It's not like when you leave,
he goes "Great."
1425
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:26,866
Time to finish writing my novel."
1426
01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:30,745
No. When their humans leave,
dogs get depressed and they show it.
1427
01:27:30,913 --> 01:27:33,122
- Yeah, in your shoes.
- Mm-hmm.
1428
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:37,126
Listen, people are very good
about hiding their misery.
1429
01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:38,894
But your dog tearing up
your apartment...
1430
01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:40,755
he was trying
to tell you something.
1431
01:27:40,923 --> 01:27:42,798
What?
1432
01:27:45,761 --> 01:27:48,554
- I wanna be with you.
- You do?
1433
01:27:50,724 --> 01:27:53,809
With me?
1434
01:27:53,977 --> 01:27:56,854
No, I don't wanna be with you.
1435
01:27:57,022 --> 01:27:59,065
What am I supposed
to do about this dog?
1436
01:27:59,232 --> 01:28:00,832
Am I just supposed
to put on my poo shoes
1437
01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:03,402
- and go out shopping?
- I have absolutely no idea.
1438
01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:05,506
Pinky, Pinky, you sit there
and listen to the doctor!
1439
01:28:05,530 --> 01:28:07,573
I have absolutely
no idea what to do.
1440
01:28:07,741 --> 01:28:10,952
- Wrap it up!
- Oh, wrap it up!
1441
01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:15,039
We're gonna wrap it up
and I will talk to everyone tomorrow.
1442
01:28:15,207 --> 01:28:16,749
I've been waiting 45 minutes!
1443
01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:21,128
- Hi. Hi. Do you think he's here?
- I didn't see him.
1444
01:28:21,296 --> 01:28:23,965
He could be here, right?
1445
01:28:31,014 --> 01:28:32,640
Okay.
1446
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,440
Stop. Please, please, please.
1447
01:28:44,236 --> 01:28:46,112
Oh, my God!
1448
01:28:46,279 --> 01:28:48,906
Whoa! Oh!
1449
01:28:49,074 --> 01:28:51,659
Whoa. Okay, okay.
1450
01:28:57,624 --> 01:28:59,333
Whoa!
1451
01:28:59,501 --> 01:29:01,002
Oh!
1452
01:29:03,046 --> 01:29:05,339
- It's cool, it's cool.
- Sorry. Sorry.
1453
01:29:09,261 --> 01:29:11,345
Okay?
1454
01:29:11,513 --> 01:29:15,641
- Can I take these off now?
- Yeah, of course.
1455
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:17,685
Over here. I'll help you.
1456
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:20,855
Thanks.
1457
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:23,315
- I'm fine. Thank you.
- Right.
1458
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:26,360
Ahhh!
1459
01:29:26,528 --> 01:29:27,839
Now, should I get down
on all fours
1460
01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:30,364
and then gently apply pressure
to the tips of your ears?
1461
01:29:30,532 --> 01:29:33,034
- I won't bite you.
- No.
1462
01:29:36,079 --> 01:29:38,622
So, is this humiliation on skates
1463
01:29:38,790 --> 01:29:40,560
staged for your amusement,
or am I missing...?
1464
01:29:40,584 --> 01:29:42,418
No, no, of course not.
1465
01:29:42,586 --> 01:29:46,047
I just wanted to get you
out here in private
1466
01:29:46,214 --> 01:29:48,507
to discuss a few things.
1467
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:53,220
The humiliation was just a bonus.
1468
01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,186
What are we discussing?
1469
01:30:00,353 --> 01:30:02,730
Well, there's the issue of Hank,
1470
01:30:02,898 --> 01:30:06,567
who's in a terrible state
without you.
1471
01:30:06,735 --> 01:30:08,569
Weren't you, Hank?
Hank.
1472
01:30:08,737 --> 01:30:10,321
Come on, boy.
Come on.
1473
01:30:10,489 --> 01:30:13,240
Terrible state.
1474
01:30:13,408 --> 01:30:16,452
Oh! Oh.
1475
01:30:16,620 --> 01:30:18,996
No, this is beneath you.
Never stoop.
1476
01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:21,207
No, really, he couldn't sleep.
1477
01:30:21,374 --> 01:30:22,958
And he kept me up all night,
1478
01:30:23,126 --> 01:30:24,835
wanting to talk about
why it took us so...
1479
01:30:25,003 --> 01:30:27,254
why it took me so long
1480
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:30,091
to understand
what was really going on.
1481
01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:35,387
And then we wrote some
extraordinarily bad poetry together.
1482
01:30:35,555 --> 01:30:40,101
No, no, mine wasn't that bad.
Hank's was... pathetic.
1483
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:42,436
And then we fought over
which one of us
1484
01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:45,606
got to carry your shoe around
in his mouth.
1485
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:47,691
And...
1486
01:30:59,079 --> 01:31:01,080
Abby...
1487
01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:05,209
I only ever loved one woman,
1488
01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:08,170
and I don't want to lose her twice.
1489
01:31:40,537 --> 01:31:42,830
I gotta tell you something.
1490
01:31:43,832 --> 01:31:45,583
What?
1491
01:31:45,750 --> 01:31:48,377
That night on the phone?
1492
01:31:48,545 --> 01:31:49,962
Yeah?
1493
01:31:50,130 --> 01:31:52,923
I'm pregnant.
1494
01:31:57,137 --> 01:31:59,138
Darling...
1495
01:32:21,995 --> 01:32:23,996
Are you sure it was me?
1496
01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:28,292
Actually, I don't know.
I made a lot of calls that night.
1497
01:32:43,767 --> 01:32:45,935
♪ For once in my life ♪
1498
01:32:46,102 --> 01:32:48,896
♪ I won't let sorrow hurt me ♪
1499
01:32:49,064 --> 01:32:53,025
♪ Not like it's hurt me before ♪
1500
01:32:53,193 --> 01:32:55,444
♪ For once I have something ♪
1501
01:32:55,612 --> 01:32:58,447
♪ I know won't desert me ♪
1502
01:32:58,615 --> 01:33:01,825
♪ I'm not alone anymore ♪
1503
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:07,665
♪ For once I can say this is mine,
you can't take it ♪
1504
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:12,211
♪ As long as I know I got love,
I can make it ♪
1505
01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:14,505
1506
01:33:14,673 --> 01:33:18,092
♪ I have someone who needs me ♪
1507
01:33:18,260 --> 01:33:22,179
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1508
01:33:22,347 --> 01:33:25,307
♪ Someone who needs me ♪
1509
01:33:35,068 --> 01:33:37,152
1510
01:34:03,221 --> 01:34:04,763
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1511
01:34:04,931 --> 01:34:07,099
1512
01:34:07,267 --> 01:34:10,144
♪ I won't let sorrow hurt me ♪
1513
01:34:10,312 --> 01:34:13,397
♪ Not like it's hurt me before ♪
1514
01:34:14,482 --> 01:34:16,608
♪ For once I have something ♪
1515
01:34:16,776 --> 01:34:19,695
♪ I know won't desert me ♪
1516
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:22,740
♪ I'm not alone anymore ♪
1517
01:34:22,907 --> 01:34:28,704
♪ For once I can say this is mine,
you can't take it ♪
1518
01:34:28,872 --> 01:34:33,459
♪ As long as I know I got love,
I can make it ♪
1519
01:34:33,626 --> 01:34:35,711
1520
01:34:35,879 --> 01:34:39,631
♪ I have someone who needs me ♪
1521
01:34:39,799 --> 01:34:42,426
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1522
01:34:42,594 --> 01:34:50,594
♪ Someone needs me ♪
1523
01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:53,103
♪ Someone needs me. ♪
1524
01:35:03,490 --> 01:35:07,076
♪ She sat at the dressing-room table ♪
1525
01:35:07,243 --> 01:35:10,662
♪ He flicked through
the channels on cable ♪
1526
01:35:10,830 --> 01:35:14,166
♪ While talking of love
in low whispers ♪
1527
01:35:14,334 --> 01:35:17,378
♪ Voices humming
like dusty transistors ♪
1528
01:35:17,545 --> 01:35:19,922
♪ Talked about love ♪
1529
01:35:20,090 --> 01:35:23,550
♪ In concentrated tones,
they talked about love ♪
1530
01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:27,179
- ♪ Deep down in the bones ♪
- ♪ Talked about love ♪
1531
01:35:27,347 --> 01:35:30,808
♪ How it's built on pride,
1532
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:34,520
- ♪ A roller-coaster ride ♪
1533
01:35:34,687 --> 01:35:38,690
♪ This road is a lifetime long ♪
1534
01:35:40,819 --> 01:35:44,321
♪ Complete engagement ♪
1535
01:35:44,489 --> 01:35:47,783
♪ Unlimited passion ♪
1536
01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:53,372
♪ Searching with peace in my soul ♪
1537
01:35:54,874 --> 01:35:58,335
♪ She sat with her glass overflowing ♪
1538
01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:02,047
♪ He knew that his chances
were glowing ♪
1539
01:36:02,215 --> 01:36:05,551
♪ Together they danced
in the driveway ♪
1540
01:36:05,718 --> 01:36:08,804
♪ Lovers singing
"I did it my way" ♪
1541
01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:11,056
♪ Talked about love ♪
1542
01:36:11,224 --> 01:36:14,893
♪ In concentrated tones,
1543
01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:18,439
- ♪ Deep down in the bones ♪
1544
01:36:18,606 --> 01:36:22,109
♪ How it's built on pride,
1545
01:36:22,277 --> 01:36:25,863
- ♪ A roller-coaster ride ♪
1546
01:36:26,030 --> 01:36:29,908
♪ This road is a lifetime long ♪
1547
01:36:30,076 --> 01:36:31,827
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1548
01:36:31,995 --> 01:36:35,622
♪ Complete engagement ♪
1549
01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:39,126
♪ Unlimited passion ♪
1550
01:36:39,294 --> 01:36:44,590
♪ Searching with peace in my soul ♪
1551
01:36:46,676 --> 01:36:50,429
♪ Built without boundaries ♪
1552
01:36:50,597 --> 01:36:54,183
♪ Loving every single breath ♪
1553
01:36:54,350 --> 01:36:58,687
♪ Ready to relinquish control. ♪

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