BS 13.02 - Bad Habits

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Forgive me mother for I have sinned.

How many days has it been since your last confession bunnies?

Let me do the math. 1414

days is a long time between confession child

no or like 15,000

days 15,000 days.

Give or take. I see So at the beginning of it of course, school Yes, yes. Yes.
Well, I didn't really like school wasn't very good at it. Well those lessons and
then I discovered that mm hmm was a giant toad. Her toe feeding on the pupils.

Need not remind you that lying is the sin bunnies,

but sometimes necessary, don't you find? Which brings me on to when I adopted my
passport to avoid being drafted into space fleet. You know, all that fighting? Is
that a sin mother

aurilia My Lesbos that violence to is a sin?

Exactly. Except when you're drunk of course, and can't really be responsible for
your own actions

no but nice drunkenness is a sin also. Oh, yes,

I suppose it would be except

where no bunnies drink leads to wanton behavior and lustful thoughts True enough

still no more wanton behavior for me these days a mother and really not know that
I'm not a novice Benny's novice nun whatever.

You fix me and bunnies I know Archbishop cogs on well, and I know that he would not
have recommended you for our choir unless he was quite certain of not merely your
singing ability, but also your utmost devotion to our Lord. No, he wouldn't. But so
far I have seen very little evidence of either Are you quite sure that the path of
oh my goodness, is that bad? It's certainly not what we want when Bishop St. Lucia
says do on board at any moment. Ship computer report.
Emergency reported on Dec 42. Session 12

to him in the dormitories We must hurry Do you need a push so you told me to hurry
up hurry with dignity let's do enthusiasm is entirely commendable I left system but
this I am a nun not a force

which way now through those

doors doors stopped bless you

deck 42 May God go with you go I do hope so. The left left left left God bless you
go sounded the alarm.

Really? I just found sister Caitlin like this like

Oh dear. Oh, dear me.

She did with

her own prayer beads. Look.

Oh, poor child.

How did you find her?

I came back to the dormitory after morning prayers. And she was like this on her
bed.

Strangled. It's just Maryanne isn't his mother aurilia? Yeah, take my handkerchief
better. Yes, good. Now, listen to me, Marianne. Whilst this is very upsetting for
all of us. We mustn't rush to any hasty conclusions. Conclusions. We know that she
was strangled away more likely the poor girl took her own life with her own prayer
beads. Do you also suspect foul play sister bunnies, well, clearly have a hurtful
imagination system. But on this occasion I suggest you keep it to yourself and we
don't want to cause panic amongst the order now do we?

This afternoon, the sisters of Celestion are gathered here to celebrate and
remember the life of sister Caitlin and loving sister and good friend and good
friend to many of us here today. Sister Maryanne will now lead us in prayer.

Lord celestun, giver of all things. Today we thank you not only for Caitlin's life,
but also for the countless lives that she blessed.

Who said that

many? Why do I get the feeling SR Kaitlan wasn't all that popular

and meddlesome interfering Busybody, not my words,

not very charitable lot.

As we gather here today to remember and celebrate her life, may your glorious and
eternal light shine upon each one of us. In Lord Celestials name we pray, amen.

Amen. Now we entrust the earthly remains of sister Caitlin to you Lord. Goodbye,
dear sweet sister Kate. Rest among the stars. One more thing before you go. You
will remember that Bishop sinesis was hoping to beam up from a Gora to introduce
himself. Unfortunately the bishop has been in touch to say that his transmat device
has developed a fault and he won't now be able to do so. But not too worried.
landfall is in 11 hours and you will all meet him them come on them girls back to
choir practice chopped up

do Ramy for so long

Remy fossa naughty

this and it's do Remi for so long. I can't do it. Yes,

you can stand at the back. No, you can't. I'm not sure mother really believes when
nuns despite the glowing reference from Archbishop crocked on that faked

glowing reference you mean? Well, I'm not sure I believe mother really isn't a
murderer. She'd hardly

be top of my list of suspects. She was with me the whole time and she's in a
wheelchair.

And why was she so keen for you not to tell anyone?

I don't know. Now again, do it?

Why nuns? You

know why? We'll find a way to Legion on agora. And as a Gora is the holiest planet
in the whole of the Theon system. The only way to get there is on an official
pilgrimage. thought to put it another way dressed as now. Exactly. It's our ticket
into the Tana Shanti monastery, and that's where we'll find the route to Legion. I
know it. Remember what that perumahan holy man said? Legion are the paths to
Serenity,

but only serenity is VR shows the path to Legion. Hmm. bit pretentious, isn't it?

Well, yes, but pretentious as it may be. It's the only leader we've got. It must be
a reference to

the sphere of the serenity which is some kind of holy relic

that legend says somewhere beneath the monastery hence nuns hence choir got it once
more after me do read me for so let's at a guess it means we're about to make
landfall. Luckily for you that means singing lessons are over

come along sisters keep together. Here we are the final resting place of the sacred
Saint Celestion and the birthplace of our order to Allah Shanti monastery.

I have to say I'm very impressed. I'm glad to appreciate it

Sister Denise. And the building next to it is the Convent of the blessed father
where we will be staying

and what they're rather small shabby building with no windows. Yes, it's not quite
as impressive as it

and nor should it be sister Ruth dalla Shanti monastery is the most sacred place in
all the 12 galaxies a place of quiet contemplation for 1000s of ally days. Are you
referring to

us? Talia is no glow snowglobe Yeah, to commemorate your visit Lord

this is not a visit young man it's a pilgrimage.

Pilgrimage even bear Tala Shanti necklace. No, you've already caught

my girls have all they need Thank you. Our order does not allow icons avatars or
any other forms of idolatry by simple prayer beads and sister had put that item
down

the st celestial action figure good choice mme is one of our most popular will do
come along sisters tell you up or go just what you need. In this box. Only st
celestial shinbone good data walks in appalling

man I feel quite sorry. Ah Bishop thank
the Lord mother are really delighted as always girls, this

is the most Reverend Bishop sinesis.

And is this your flock? is where they get younger and more fishing with each
passing year.

I'm sure you do Bishop. I must say the monastery is looking very fine this year.
Have you been Undertaking repairs

or just a few alterations to the East Wing at all? Bring it into the 22nd century.

The East Wing that's the bishop's Palace, isn't it? Yes, yes,

yes it is. But it has to start somewhere and become the next dog

could do with a bit of attention.

Never fear sister. It's on our list. Somewhere.

How can you afford all this work? must cost of Fortunately,

oh Lord is truly Munificent. The generosity of his followers is something quite
overwhelming evidently. And then there are the tides of course and the bequests,
standing orders, taxes from the local hawkers are difficult to keep track of it all
sometimes, and it doesn't spend itself Oh, no, I'm sure it doesn't. Of course, we
mustn't forget that at the end of the day, tele Shanti monastery is just that. A
monastery a place of worship, a holy place? Of course not vision, no place in other
words of limited commercial potential. But if we were to uncover the tomb of St
celestial more imagine we'd be the greatest tourist destination in the 12 galaxies.
I have it all planned out. Along sisters.

Look at this. What is it?

It's me. A holographic me. Good. And it all comes out of this little tiny box
you're welcome to Telecentre monastery, to spiritual cradle of civilization. You
are standing on the site of the most astounding archaeological discovery of all
time, in the year of our lord 2603 The long lost tome of sin suggestion was
discovered in the monasteries catacombs by Professor Melville trapped the greatest
archaeologist in the galaxy. Sisters please

also the queueing for it looks like a giant more than a Panama hat.

Please ladies using credible findings enable them to build the sense of history and
experience there is site where the excavations are taken place Oh dear lord
experienced yourself the amazing life of Singson stmt abiding as you travel around
the catacombs up or down state of the art Time Capsule witness send suggestions or
inspiring sermons first as I've seen celestial blasts unbelievers with a deadly
fire from his fingertip the divine never seen celestial experience. Kids go free
when it's just an idea. What do you think?

I think I think perhaps we should retire to the conference now it's been a long
day.

Of course of course. Would anyone like me to show them personally to their room

I don't think that will be necessary Bishop This is where you'll be sleeping girls
take a bet each.

It's very basic

as it should be sister Ruth as it should be

mother aurilia. Do you think we'll get to meet Professor trout? I

pray that we do not sister Maryanne Percy so

dashing, don't you think he's the greatest

archaeologist in the galaxy? Isn't the system Bernie silent? No.

He may well be very highly skilled in his field. But that doesn't alter my opinion
of this excavation.

I take it you don't approve method.

I have no objection to excavating the catacombs beneath the monastery, it says to
bunnies that we may perhaps learn more of since last in is no bad thing. But the
fact remains that Mr. Trout is in my opinion, more interested in the pursuit of
fame and adulation than of knowledge. His tawdry self aggrandizement is hardly
appropriate for such a sacred site.

Don't worry, a mother aurilia. I'm sure Professor trout will treat the tomb with
respect. Well,

he hasn't found it yet. And perhaps it's best he doesn't. What do you mean? I'm
sure the bishop will be happy to explain. He wants to give us all a guided tour
after southern
you will all know of course, that the monastery was founded by brother Talal Shanti
himself over fourscore generations go

2000 years, wow, would it have killed him just to say that,

even then the precise location of sin Celestials tomb was long forgotten. But
brother Dennis Shanti, was a man of vision, he knew well the damage the time and
tide wreak on the edifice of knowledge and that without knowledge faith tool will
surely crumble. And so he erected the monastery above the ancient catacombs, so
that the monks theory in its context, which combined the two practices that were
themselves the twin tenets of our faith, devotion to the memory of sincerely esteem
and inquiry into his life and sometimes, the bishop is already over time, the
secrets of the monks of teller Shanti will last once more. These were our
religions, Dark Ages, the day is when the council of 10 held sway. An Inquiry into
the worlds of antiquity was first abandoned, then, actively discarded. Legends grew
up for this express purpose,

what sort of Legends Bishop sinesis

Dark Legends. Oh yes, this monastery is as you can see a living tribute to the
ideals of the bliss it seemed. It is a place of charity of calm, reflection and
transcendence, but it is also a place of death. That's right death. I refer to the
famous TELUS Shanti curse. It is said that any who seek to disturb the secrets in
its bowels will surely die from wars. This is not specified, though there is
another legend which tells us that the tomb itself is guarded by a fearsome
creature. The terrible bloody beast of saloon,

a curse and a monster. That's a bit much isn't it?

Do not fret child. No one in modern times has ever seen this creature. Well, not
yet. At any rate, perhaps Professor trout will be the first

US Armed sister, these are my boys. I'm sure. You yours. Okay, the truly am Gore
hands. They help with security. No, don't worry. They aren't as dangerous as they
look.

Thank goodness for this. You're

an intruder. That is and then they'll take your face off. Any questions.

Lights are sisters. Don't forget we have our first recital tomorrow morning.

No, we won't forget. Well, we

certainly won't.
I'll leave you in peace then.

I need to get on to that dig.

But you're a nun?

I'm only pretending to be a nun. I could pretend to be an archaeologist instead.
But you are an archaeologist? Yes. But they don't know that. They think I'm a nun.
So if I can't be an archaeologist, because I'm a nun, I'll have to pretend to be an
archaeologist instead. But a different archaeologist to the one I actually am. Got
it.

I think. Aren't you worried about the tele Shanti class

now there are a fairy tales like that connected with every crumbling monument in
the universe? Nine times out of 10 It's a lot of conflict.

And what about the other time?

Someone outside? Hello? This is

just me is this does nothing to fear. Good night. Good night.

Good night mother aurilia. Do you think Chad? Things rise

Beautiful, beautiful.

No, no, it's not quite right. We're a little thin in the old system. Maryann, where
are you sister bunnies.

I haven't seen it for a while

mother, sister Ruth.

I think she went for a walk to do some nun stuff. Um, hello.

Who goes there? Oh. Oh, dear. Don't shoot.

So good morning, sister. Don't worry. I wouldn't shoot you. I haven't even got a
gun. Good. Imagine that a monk with a gun. What can I do for you?
I was looking for the inner courtyard. I've heard it's ever so pretty. But I'm
afraid I've got a bit lost.

I'll see you have the inner sanctum over on the east wing

heavens. And where am I now? The South wing.

You want to go back down that hallway, then back into the cloisters. But take the
right hand turn knew the left hand turn then along till you reach the statue of
Bishop Martello. What's that machine? What machine on your desk? Looks very clever.
Oh, that's just a computer.

I've heard of them. They can do all sorts of things can't they're?

Well, yes, they can. They can control the temperature and lock the doors and they
play lovely chance.

Goodness. That's wonderful. What will they think of next?

No sister who knows?

How do you make sure the wrong people can't use it to do something they shouldn't.

Oh, it's password protected. Pass word password you know x secret word only you
knew.

I think I see. But what how do you know which word to choose?

Just pick something personal. something only you knew. Like your first pet or, or
your favorite color? I chose Sammy. It was a fish I had when I was a little boy. I
used to love that fish. That fish was what made me want to enter the priesthood in
the first place.

Sammy, y or i e y o just carry it? No, no,

I meant why not? I

guess Due to my curiosity satisfied then I suppose I should probably be going.

Oh, yes. Okay. I suppose you had sorry.

You couldn't get me a glass of water could you? Only I'm rather thirsty and it
sounds like an awfully long way to the courtyard.

Yes, of course. You just wait here sister. I wouldn't be a movie. Make yourself at
home

well do

Sorry I'm late everyone got lost his palace. Pick a place isn't it? Gosh. Rob, no
expense. They're

not my personal taste you understand? And I think some fictional charities he had
busts sixth century. Do you like them?

I've never seen wonderful.

I have four. Perhaps just Bill nice was it?

That's right. That sister Betty to my friend's

sister Benny. Oh charming. Or perhaps it's just a Benny would be interested in
private tour.

Gracious. That's quite an honor. Certainly think about

it, Bishop. Lovely. Now please from the top sisters, that includes you bunnies know
what is it pinch? Me Well really? To suggest that Bishop sinesis would behave in
such a way it's quite beyond the pale but he pinched

my ass language bunnies

he did pinch her ass mother. I saw him sister Maryanne

jetty.

Oh, man, I decade. If I wasn't a nun,

would you indeed then it's a good thing that you are a nun, isn't it? Yes. And as
for you, Bishop,

I apologize, mother, but it was purely unintentional. And in voluntary Twitch, that
was all I have spasmodic fingers. There they go again, I'm so sorry.

From the top.

Of course, I logged into the space traffic control system found the ship bring the
archaeological team hacked into their main system and looked up the passenger
manifest. Pick the name of the team member I most fancied being and deleted all
her. So who are you now? Professor bunny here? dendrochronology. Expert.

And do you know much about

Lola? Nope. But she was the only other professor in the team and I'm not taking a
demotion for anyone.

So what will happen to the real professor? Nothing.

Literally. She just won't be working from suspended animation. She'll be fine.
Somebody will notice and let her out eventually. Eventually got on the next planet
probably the one after? Definitely by the force.

Right. So when do we get to meet the famous professor trout.

The bishops holding a press conference later today? I'm going to skip practice

and sisters sisters. What are you to whispering about?

I was just saying I've got a terribly sore throat. Dear.

Have you indeed I think I should probably my thought you might go on and just a
return to your dorm rest, recuperate and don't be late for supper.

Ladies and gentleman at the press, as I'm sure you will appreciate same Celestials
tomb and reliquary is no ordinary archaeological site. And that is why I felt we
could assign its investigation to no ordinary archaeologist. We needed the best in
the field. And not just in the field, but anywhere else that you chose us to work.
He made the field joke. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you excavation today
magazine's Man of the Year 2602. And the man universally credited with making
archaeology. What does he say? Cool with making archaeology. Cool. Professor
Melville trapped

by that bishop, everyone, I see my reputation precedes me. Quite right. Indeed. I
feel confident that this dig will rank alongside some of my most famous tribe Yes,
of course excavation of the Sunken Gardens of Ganymede, for example, where I headed
up a team from the galactic Archaeological Society. When I arrived there was still
squabbling over a set of blurry and indecipherable geophysics results. yet. No
sooner had I put my nose to the ground that I detected. The unmistakable aroma of
Brazilian tuba are famously once the centerpiece of the gardens. The subsequent
excavations prove that I had indeed identified the location of this long lost
galactic wonder, using only my snap, very impressive hands and not forgetting of
course, the infamous 1000 year digger, there's some pretty neat colonnade on the
planet for Scindia. For 40 generations, the personagens had been teasing away the
soil about the ancient seat of their civilization, but so terrified worthy of
disturbing the fragile geology. But they had barely scratched the surface. Yet, no
sooner had I put my nose to the ground, that I calculated the safest path to the
ancient ruins and burrowed down to them with my bare paws. Again, the victory was
surely a combination of the natural advantages of my race and to be frank, my own
reskill.

marvelous, marvelous. So, any questions for Professor trout?

I have one bishop class the professor.

No questions, please. I do hate talking about myself. You do? Waste of time. Less
talk more action. That's my motto. And now, if you'll excuse me, I must prepare for
tomorrow's great task. Ladies and gentlemen, I bid you thanks again for your
interest

excuse me, Professor trout.

No interview. Sorry. No.

I'm Professor hare bunny here. From your team. Or sorry, I'm late. Oh,

I see. arrived just in the nick of time a woman after my own heart hardly. Now.
Remind me. What is it you're bringing to the party? Then drew chronology. I can't
imagine there'd be a lot of call for that. Hadn't seen a tree since I got here.
Still. Nevermind. All of them area. Absolutely.

Hair. Hair.

name rings a bell? Didn't we meet on the st Mungo's day?

No, I don't.

Yeah, yes, we did. Did we hit? Yes, though. You looked a little different back
then.

Oh, well, time catches up with us all a

love. Sure. And you were a man? Of course. A man. As opposed to a woman. You are a
woman now? Aren't you? Oh, yes.

Yes. Through and Through. I have felt like a change. Yeah,
good. Well,

you look much better without the bed anyway. Thanks. So we start tomorrow, then.
Professor? Chocolate prompt Don't be late. Or I may have already found the tomb
without you. You think I'm joking? No.

Well, what was he like?

Greatest archaeologist? Right?

You're not jealous? Are

you jealous? You bet I am. Oh, some people have all the luck. I had to work my ass
off to get where I am today. Which at this precise moment is nowhere and he had it
handed to him on a plate just by sheer good fortune for being born. A cloud period
Italian what? A giant motorcycle tell pillions

so you're sure it's not just because he's longer and cooler than You?

Are? Curiosity is not meant to be cool.

And there is no way he's younger than me.

Maybe not. He's got lovely skin. No,

no really is right. He's too showy. Archeology is a careful and precise science.
You need to use your brain not just blundering with your nose whiskers and size 12
port it's not a bloody race.

Except it is this time Hmm.

Well yet if he says half as good as he says I'll never be able to get to the tune
before him. What are we going to do them? As much as it pains me just have to stick
close to him and wait for my chance.

I need to find mother there's there's been

a you arises.

There's there's been an accident. Well, maybe not an accident. One of the
archaeologists has been found dead a murder.

Another murder. And again, Bruce Wait, what is it? It's trout. He can't see me who
wonder why I'm dressed like this. Okay,

wait here. I'll see what's happening.

Who is it professor?

Dr. Gator. It's terrible that I only saw him at breakfast this morning. He seemed
perfectly well then.

I'm sure he did. He didn't have a knife sticking out of his chest at that point.

It's not a knife. It's a trowel. A half inch finishing trowel. His own I'd say.

And you're sure there's no way this could have been accident rather unlikely.

If there's one thing you could say about Dr. Gator. He knew how to handle a trowel.

This is dreadful, dreadful.

Where am I going to find another geophysicist at this short notice that is about to
stop

and think of the publicity. This could put visitors off in

droves. Both of you, please. A man has died here in a terrible, terrible accident.

Accident accident.

I do believe that the poor man must have lost his footing on this very slippery
floor and wash impaled himself on his towel. Right in the heart. How

often? Are you? Sure?

Of course I'm sure Bishop. This is the house of God. What are the explanation could
there be? Well, exactly.

Well, death by trial I've gathered that much what else?

Not sure there is much else mother or really does seem very keen on keeping it all

hush hush. Well, a double murder certainly wouldn't look good for the church her
Maybe he knows who the killer is. In which case, it's either one of the other
sisters. She's covering up for all the killer herself. I just can't see her being
that handy with a trowel. That's all. It's a very particular skill. Speaking of
which, I've a dig I should be prepping for fingers crossed by the end of the day.
We'll have found the tomb. I'll have nabbed the sphere of the serenity. And we can
get the hell out of here. Next up, Legion. Just promise me you'll keep your head
down yet. Yeah, of course you won't go off alone or anything? No good. In which
case I will see you later

you've met all my team, haven't you, Bishop?

I think so. Oh, no. I haven't met this chap here. And the one with the mask.

Oh, that's Professor hair. She was a little late arriving. Weren't you bunny?

That's right. Gremlins in the suspended animation

and watch the face mask for draft allergy. A bit of a drawback of your profession I
should imagine.

Well, would you like to do the honors Bishop

Oh, I would indeed Professor trout. Here we have the entrance to the catacombs the
oldest part of the monastery and indeed the oldest man made structure on the
planet. There is only one way in or out through these doors and with this key
entrusted to myself and myself alone

after you Bishop stir Ruth's we

Celeste him, what are you doing? Like just taking a walk? The old part of the
convent is out of bounds for novices.

Then what are you doing here, man? Oh,

I just came to see mother or really about something. They are quarters. They're

right. On why are we both whispering? What were you really doing?

Honestly, it's mother. Oh, really? I thought this sounds foolish. I know that the
murders? Yes.

I mean, you think they were murderers, too? Of course. And I think that Oh, really?
It knows more than she say yes. Oh, sister Ruth, we
must join together to uncover the truth behind these terrible crimes to your

Cree. Well, yes. Why not? I mean, it's not like I'd be going off alone. Sure,

and which will be the best of friends I know.

There are four levels easily traversable. Below them. Another three are believed to
exist, but are currently impossible. Beneath that, who knows? The tomb and
reliquary of st celestial is reputed to be 16 levels down. We can only really guess
at the size and complexity of the catacombs. Some say they stretch for hundreds of
miles. And while many a brave soul has passed through these doors in search of sin,
celestial None has ever returned. Well, good luck gentleman, just mined out for the
blood beast of saloon. Oh,

I'm quite sure the beast is merely a myth. What spread by those council of 10
wretches, but even without any monstrous diversions? This will still be a
challenge. I can feel my paws itching in anticipation. Huh. No scent of sacred
relics yet, I'm afraid. But the trace is being overpowered by the savior of your
rich lunch Bishop. Still an avocado, I think?

Oh, very good. Very good. Professor trout. Amazing.

You sure she won't be

here? Absolutely. Mother will really, uh, goes for a spin at this time every day.
I've never known her to miss it. Right?

Well, you go first,

then. You check her drawers?

I'll check the desk. You're sure? Honestly, there's nothing to worry about. She
says regular as clock. Oh, can I help

you? Oh, Mother, I really

your sound surprised? Were you expecting to find someone else in my room?

Of course not. Reverend Mother, you just took us by surprise.

So what can I do for you? I assume you wanted to see me.

We were wondering if you might have time
to, to give us some extra instruction

instruction? What sort of instruction in theology

in the theology of singing, you know, the meaning behind some of the old wonderful
hymns we've been performing?

I see. Yes. Well, I can see how that might be useful. But I don't really have time
now. Oh, paperwork to attend to, shall we say tomorrow evening before supper?

That would be wonderful.

Good night, then sister Maryanne system rules.

Brilliant.

What's that noise?

What noise?

A high pitched oscillating wind kind of noise?

I can't say I noticed. Heavens, you got super powered

hearing to go along with all your other super senses?

Unfortunately, not. But really, Professor, you must not think of me as some kind of
archaeological superhero to as I believe I said before, my special skills are
shared by all members of my species. Really? I don't believe you've mentioned it
before. No, I must admit that she Abria with which I've employed them in my chosen
profession is entirely my heritage again. Yes. I do hear it now. So I think your
description was a little off. But more of a medium pitched vibrating drone

reminds me of something. What sort of something something powering up something
big. Something like a sonic cannon.

That's highly unlikely Professor hair. The last instrument any self respecting
archaeologist would employ as a sonic cannon? Well, it would bring the roof in on
us. Where are you going? I'm getting out of here. How long have you had to stay
where you are team stuff. We've got a job to do. What's happening here? It's like
an earthquake quake this way. Ah, oh, my

sister bunnies sister. Oh, right. Yeah, at last. We were all very worried about
you. You've had a very lucky escape.

Escape. What about the rest of the team?

It's just you I'm afraid. There was a massive rock for. I feel that Professor trout
and his team up. Well, anyway, we should just give thanks that our Lord so fit to
save you open it gave us all quite afraid when we heard that you had been found at
the did what an earth did you think you're doing in such a place?

I'm sorry, mother. I was just so keen to see the holy relics. I persuaded Professor
trapped let me watch them at work.

That might be it. Well, I hope you've learnt your lesson. Yes. You will have
another visitor to I shall leave you in peace. Sister Ruth. The patient is all
yours. Hello,

hello. Tell me I look terrible. I would terrible Thank you. So what am I mist.

They've closed the catacombs. reship sinesis His orders are too dangerous
apparently. But then I guess you already know that what happened down there?

There was a noise could have sworn it was a sonic cannon and this so it wasn't an
accident do someone really doesn't want a snooping down there which just makes me
want to snoop that

all the moolah but it's all locked out down there now

well I do know where the keys kit it's on a chain on the bishops belt. But how
could you possibly know help me out with you? I think it's time to take the bishop
up on his offer

no visitors to the monastery not after sundown.

I have an appointment with Bishop sinesis This hour a private appointment.

Oh yes right one of his private appointments a Come on then Sister

Yes, we ship sinesis Sister Bernadette, isn't it? The Bunnies? Bunnies hit? Of
course. Oh, do come in. Ah, I was just pumping my organ. I don't get it out very
often. Only when I'm alone. What do you think? Very impressive, I'm sure. Would you
like to play with it?

I really wouldn't know how.
I'm sure I could teach you sister.

Sure you could miss it.

So what brings you to my private chambers Bernice at this.

I wanted to thank you for your sermon yesterday. Hypership about the need to resist
the temptation.

Well, one can bud sow the seed and pray it bears fruit, but you see

the shutter that sometimes? Sometimes something gets the better of me.

Well, you must fight the good fight bunnies.

I have urges Bishop, the temptations of the flesh.

The temptation to sin is forever with us. Bernice, you must swear to be a good
girl. Oh, I swear back it is not enough to say you will be good deeds speak louder
than words.

What must I do a bishop?

hero must drink the blood of Saint celestial communion wine careful drop,

so it never asked.

Okay, so time lucky. Mother. Oh, really? Yeah. Are you in? It sister Ruth and
sister MaryAnne. We just had some questions about allclear

what a lot of

books are now finding any evidence in here is going to be like looking for oh, what
lists? It must be the paperwork she was talking about yesterday. Look,

the monastery murders sister

Caitlin doctrine, data names, maps, dates. It's all here. She's had it all worked
out. Right from the very beginning.

So is that a key in your vestments? Or are you just pleased to see me another drink
position.

Yo Go on then. This media is the key to the catacombs. 500 years of history and my
undergarments. You like to touch it?

Oh, yes. Please. Go wash it. So heavy,

heavy. Yes. Yes, it is. As heavy as the weight of responsibility. For weight of
responsibility on my shoulders

on your great big shoulders.

Sometimes Obon knees. I yearn for a simpler life.

Me too. It's Benny by the way.

When I was a boy, you know when I wanted to be, you know, mood. I wanted to be a
simple a simple Graham herder. Oh, yes. Herding grumps morning, noon and night.
That's all I wanted. All those. All this gold and silver and finally have another
drink. Drink? Yes, yes. Oh, oh, what a life I'd have laid out in the fields of
Garner. expert in grumps, but daddy wouldn't let me use headsets I have always
spoken just like that. But a high pitched voice or someone so large 280 pounds on
the voice of a five year old girl. quite frightening. Come to think of it. Big Red
Face. Actually, I can't remember what he said

I'm so drunk

You're a pretty little What's your name? I can't remember. Oh, never mind it Did I
ever tell you about the time when I

bloody lost

can't quite believe it. Who would be so stupid as to write up incriminating
evidence and leave it lying around like this?

She's written your name here sister Ruth and sister Bernice. You don't think

we're next on her list? I need to warn Benny. Oh no sister Ruth when he's in the
monastery well, most likely to catacombs the catacombs? Yes, she didn't think the
rockfall was an accident either.

You'll never get into the monastery after dark. Unless Unless there's a passage a
secret passage. I saw mother are really

use it the other night. And you think it leads to the catacombs? Yes.

I followed her down there. She didn't see me. So let's go. Come on What are you
doing here?

I might ask you the same question young lady just

having a look around. Drunk. You should see the other fellow

fellow. You're not allowed to be here after dark. Neither you mother. I'm well
aware of that. Thank you. I'm afraid to say my wheelchair got stuck stuck in a
confessional sorry, it's all rather embarrassing and you don't ask security alarm?
But it's really a grand sir triple reserved only for the gravest emergencies. What
have you been up to bunnies?

I'm rather afraid I stole the bishop was key to the catacombs. Yes, I got him
drunk. Then I tied him up and then I stole his key. I think he may be awake now.

Knowing the bishop unlikely to see the funny side. I mean, someone will have had to
release it. I think I'd better be off mother to the category was not leaving me
here. Pardon me girl Come on

Oh, my poor risks. Oh, look at that. Do they look swollen to you?

I should say nasty.

So Brother Mumford. Have the homes been fed yet?

Not yet. I was just about to do so Father. They're getting a little rowdy.

Good. Bring them to the entrance to the catacombs would you do not allow a single
morsel to pass their angry lips and make sure they're muscled for the moment?

Sorry, and I think these passages predate wheelchairs which way left or right left?
Why left? Because that's what it says here.

What's why a map of the catacombs of course, I wouldn't come down here without a
map that would be very foolish. So you plan to plan to really put nice, the key to
our killer's identity is clearly down here somewhere. Killer. But I thought, Oh,

nothing. It can wait. That doesn't sound good. Either Bishop's pet, we've asked the
quiet

about 1200 yards ahead should be some burial chambers. If we can't run we can at
least hide

my boys. Somewhere in these tables is a very naughty young lady. She has defiled my
person made mock of my position and shown contempt for the very foundations of our
church and we can't have that can we? So I want you to get her for me in one piece
if you can, but don't to worry over much. Go on noise fixed or not.

Doing my best. What is it? You've got a puncher.

Oh, very well, very well. If you can book Did I ever tell you otherwise no good. I
assume that you prefer not to. Now come along, not too far to the chambers, dilly
dallying. Bundys, our lives are hanging in the balance on be leave

Wow, you've arrived? Oh, it's cold, sir. What are these catechins?

I think they were built by the early church. I don't really know. It's not allowed
for us to come down here.

But how would I really know about that passage? I've no idea. I wonder, though, was
there are rumors

of a secret order in the church, an older order dedicated to the old ways, like a
cult, the council of 10.

So, you believed I was the killer of SR Kaitlan? The Dr. Gator? Extraordinary?

Well, you have been acting rather suspiciously. You were very careful not to let
anyone see SR Caitlin's body for one thing. And to say that Dr. Gates his death was
an accident.

Yes. Well, perhaps that was pushing it a bit. But you see, I have my own reasons
for wanting to keep these deaths out of the spotlight. I am not quite who I appear
to be no kidding. I also have a life outside the church, a secret identity you
might say to the secular world, I am better known as Jennifer L. Jessup, writer of
over 40 Best Selling murder mystery novel, mystery novels, considered by critics to
be at the literary end of the genre. You've no doubt heard of deadnettle Martians?
No. Evil under the moon can't say much on the overexpress

yes, that rings a bell. Crikey. You're full of surprises today.

Indeed. And I'm afraid that isn't normal. I'm also a bit of an amateur detective in
my spare time. I'm amazed you've got any that's why I was keen that the murders be
kept a secret so as not to harm the reputation of the church but also to lure our
killer out into the open. Who is slight Bishop Zonies? Yes, of course. What's that

go hounds
on the bishop What are Benny sister Bernice she was on her way to meet him because
that she was going to the catacombs via the bishop. He has the key or had it if he
set his dogs after her chances are he hasn't any more

of sister Ruth. Those animals will tear into pieces.

The bishop really do doubt that he has it in him. sinesis is not merely a
lascivious old leche Bernese. He can be highly ruthless when he needs to,

I'm sure. Hang on a minute though. Aren't we overlooking something? He wasn't even
on board the ship when sister Caitlin was murdered art

but we only had his word for that. Supposing he did teleport up to the ship after
all, he could have killed sister Caitlin returned to agora and then sabotage the
transmat a little elaborate I admit it but the best crimes often are

maybe I do hope your books aren't that far fetched.

Somewhat well done Mary boys well done. I know your sister bunnies

if you want to get to Bernie's you'll have to get through me first.

In God's name are you doing that? In 50 Bunnies holding you captive? No.

She is not we're in this together Bishop and what is more we are as one and our
conviction that it is you who has been responsible for these recent murders. I'm
afraid your days feathering your nest at the expense of our faith.

Over Very good. Have you done this before?

Yeah, no, Craig lost your mind. I'm a bishop. Not a murderer. has just happened.
Knuth put you up to this. If you asked me she is the one she attacked me in. In
quite a wanton fashion. I'll do it again when I get out of here. Well, that may be
a while. I think I'll give you both a little time to reflect on your actions.
repented later late is

of course, very ill chambers tend to look from the outside don't they? Look. Sorry.

So what happens now?

I'm not sure. Though, I suppose. As you've been so open with me or really I I feel
I ought to come clean about something to Ruth and I. We're not really Oh, you
aren't really nuns.
As it got it. I mean, I know standards have slipped recently but there are limits
are no offense to Ruth. She could almost pass but you What about me? You have
missed your vocation. Let's leave it at that. How about we drown are really to be
murdered by Bishop signeasy as well may as well be roaring drunk. Cheers.

You know, I'm not all too sure that the bishop has it in him. No, he sounded
genuinely offended when you accused him of murder. And besides, he was the one who
encouraged the dig from the start. I bring an entire archaeological team here just
to kill them.

That is a problem. I must admit. A double bluff perhaps truth is often stranger
than was that Oh no, another rockfall. Hold on to something.

Ladies, Melville Professor

trout.

I fit a commotion and I can't tell you how relieved I am to see you both. Likewise.
We

all thought you were dead.

I very rarely AM. I haven't eaten anything for days. Well, hardly anything. The
worms on this planet are tiny. They wouldn't feed a sparrow Where have you been in
hiding? After my quick thinking and nimble poor work saved my life? I resolved to
outwit my would be assassins and go on with the excavation alone. And in secret, by
the way, professor here. Why are you dressed as a nun?

Oh, nevermind that we need to get out of here fast. Is there any chance we could
fit down that tunnel you've just made

can't see. Why not. I'll try to widen it a little as we go. Mind this boy.

You insisted Denise seem very close.

Close. Well, yes, I suppose we are. And then she can be a bit bossy sometimes.
Awful luck. I should be honest with you, sister Marianne. Bernice and I were not
really nuns.

Not nuns. But I don't understand.

Being nuns was the only way we could come to a Gora. You'll never guess. Benny is
actually an archaeologist like trout. Isn't that amazing? Is she indeed? Can
somebody help me please? I think I'm stuck. Hold on. Oh, oh.
I didn't want to spend the rest of my life at 90 degrees.

I thought it was never going to end. Where are we anyway?

As far as I know, this is the lowest level I mean, I've tried going down but it's
solid rock

Did you just Yes.

My paws but it can't be the terrible blood piece of the loom. You said it was a
myth? I say a lot of things we all make mistakes

I wonder if perhaps we should leave

secondary who cares about censor lest you in any way not me that's for sure. Anyway

Yes, yes my boys I know you're hungry. But I feel I may have taken the wrong turn.
It's all that bloody nuns terrible headache if you don't come back this instant
I'll have you stuffed and mounted. You're ungrateful flea ridden bollocks

down here coming up really?

Calming of 79 you

know and see he don't hurry up. That is my

take my hand

the corridor widens out. It seems to be a key

language Mr. Trout. Holy crap. Really. To have St. Celeste in the abiding.

Now that Ladies, don't touch anything. This is best left to the

quick hide
Unknown Speaker 1:00:02

Oh someone anyone shaved well are you

I know that voice who Shawnee he is just a roof isn't good Britain Come here
quickly cut you
dig a hole or something

the floor of the caves to top sorry

we're going to be

no you should don't stop what's right for you you don't have to spend all day with
your head up someone else's are still huge all the

back and I'm the front left. That's how it is. Anyway,

I do the voices. I could do the voice you know, Brian, you couldn't?

Could too.

What's that supposed to be? A monster that wouldn't frighten a bunch of novices at
a biggest tea party. I'm the talent right now. Pull yourself together and stick
your head back up my backside.

I didn't take Holy Orders for this. Orders. scuze me a moment what? Somebody just
kicked me out there. Stop it.

Stop kicking him up the OS whoever

you are now stop kicking him up the ass when you two jokers tell me what you're up
to.

Well get him to stop.

Are you working on the orders of Bishop sinesis? Who that?

The Council of 10 Of course. Sister Marianne

goodness strung out. Who did this to your

system, Marianne? Marianne, but why? I think I've made a terrible mistake. We were
on our way to Warren Benny. We thought mother really was the murderer

or really? Who? I don't think so. I put my money on your friend Bernice.

But that's just it. It's not either of them. It's Marianne. And now she's on her
way to kill them.

System hurry Han. What you're doing here

looking for you sister Bernice me. What are they what with me?

They do have a council of 10 Anyway,

they're a secret order of our church died out centuries ago to hide out

who that Brian Qi thinks we're dead

charming.

Clive, you do know how important it is that this tomb is kept secret, don't you?
Yes, sister. That's why you too are instructed to scare any visitors away from it.
As simple enough task I'd have thought but instead you seem to have changed to
archaeologists and another superior inside the tomb itself. It was

Brian's fault he sneezed

only because it's all sweaty inside this thing's it's really difficult to not good
enough. Killed Clive. But but he was the talent.

Stop this. For the love of God Marian What are you doing? You have

your vocation mother aurilia and I have mine now. Unless you want to join them. I'd
advise you step back well away from the tomb

food kitchen was enough to mean child.

They this term contains certain secrets secrets which have long been known to the
council of 10 and which they require to be kept as such. So when our overzealous
Bishop brought Professor trout and his team in to excavate the catacombs, I was
tasked with ensuring that they couldn't succeed under any circumstances.

I admire such devotion to our faith. But can there really have been any need to
murder so many innocent people? Sister Caitlin, for instance,

she ever heard me reporting back to the council, her own fault little busy body,
always poking her nose in where it wasn't wanted. Much like yourself, mother or
really me? Oh, I've watched you snooping around putting the pieces of the puzzle
together. If you hadn't been on the completely wrong track, you'd have gone the
same way long ago.

And what about Dr. Gator?

That was just a warning. I was hoping you would put his death down to the famous
tally Shanti curse and abandon the excavation but oh no. So the

curse was pure invention by your council of 10. Yes.

And it worked very well for hundreds of years. But you people think you know better
of course you won't be told. You just keep digging, digging, digging. So I was
forced to take stronger, more aggressive measures. And fortunately Brian And Clive
couldn't even arrange one simple little rock fall properly.

So this is him as it st celestial dusty, you lot should have taken better care of
him.

I said move away from the tuba. Nice. So

whatever it is, you don't want the world to see it somewhere in here. I wonder what
it couldn't be

is your last chance perhaps she

should do she says, hey,

if she's gonna kill us all anyway, I'd rather know what I die for first. Ah, what's
this? The reliquary is you

please be careful bunnies. Those items belong to St. Celestion himself. They are
almost 2000 years old.

Funny. They don't look it? No,

they don't. Do they?

Do you know Professor? So I think these might.

Stay where you are trout. And Bernice, if you don't join your friends in the next
five seconds, my next shot will be aimed at your head

what? And risk damaging your sacred relics? I don't think so. Maybe this is what
you're hiding. But unusual for a holy relic? Isn't it?
The sacred scepter celestial?

Oh, is that what it's called? Interesting. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was
an argon discharged globe. Very useful for working in low light conditions. Very
clever. Whereas this Holy Chalice is a portable urine recycler turns your pedal
into clean water quicker than you can say I'm not drinking that. Again, very handy
if you spent a lot of time far from the comforts of home. Now, what's this one
called?

The sphere of the serenity? Ah,

lovely. I'd have to take a closer look at that later. And this

is the holiest of Wally's spent news. The casket of the binding light reputed to
granted terminal life.

Is it really? Yeah, that makes sense. It's actually a portable suspended animation
device or what freezes you in a localized time field very useful on interplanetary
flights. And as for this fox have less advantage? Nope. It's a controller for the
sad.

Are you done yet?

Not quite. But you know very well what this all means, don't you? These artifacts
aren't the magic totems of a holy man. They're just the standard issue equipment of
an explorer from the early days of space travel and explorer. Celestial wasn't a
celestial figure. It didn't have supernatural powers. He was an astronaut. Oh, God,
believe it?

I'm sorry, Mother Superior. I think she's right.

It changes nothing, nothing at all.

Of course not.

The council believes that celestial was a prophet sent to us from God that he was
from another world is neither here nor there.

But if the truth got out, what would happen then?

Our religion would crumble. It would die. The very foundations of our faith.

Go and the council of 10 knew that no small wonder they wanted it kept quiet Saint
sir, last year in my

backside enough. I'm sure you realize that I can't let you go now. And if you not
now that you know the truth. I'm afraid sister Bernice has just signed your death
warrants. Lips, me and my big mouth. And I think it's only fitting that I start
with her. Sounds fair. Marianne, please come on out. Bishop

with your hands up rings. Yes, with your

hands. We have these tools around it?

Of course you do. Or then again, perhaps it's just the two of you

will come to inteligente monastery to spiritual cradle of civilization. How did you
get anywhere? With the most astounding archaeological discovery of all time?

Get out of here. sinesis 2683 I'm wondering

what's going on?

The celestial experience

will come to intelligently money to create

holograms. Is that the best you can do?

You can't win Marianne. You're outnumbered. Please just give up never.

The knowledge of these relics cannot be brought into the open the soles of millions
depend on it then why not? Let me

destroy them? I'd be doing you a favor. Surely it's just a load of M space junk.
sacrilege, the casket of the Abidan like for example, I could just smash it on the
floor. I'll be over in seconds and best of all, no one gets hurt.

Give that to me.

Okay, have it your way catch. Oh, well. Hang on.

Don't try anything beneath I still have you covered.

I know. I just wanted if you wanted the blessing box a bounty to be walked the
remote control for the casket. It needs one obviously. What was it actually being?
What did I say it was again? Ah, yes, yes. A suspended animation device. Oh, wonder
if it still works. No, no.

Good heavens. She

Well thank you since the lesson bear sharp you can call off your troops

sister Bernice dish

so when did you to join forces?

Long story

good not what happened to the

girl suspended animation she's trapped in a localized time field

eternal life by any other name should keep her

out of mischief anyway well as long as the batteries last I wouldn't leave it too
long if I were you

professor Professor Summerfield just enjoying the coral delights.

Yeah, for the last time I'm afraid refund. I'll be off soon

that Digg turned into quite an adventure didn't it may even rank amongst my finest
exploits, you know, top five certainly so

you weren't disappointed that the relics turned out to be a load of old junk.

Not at all, though. For me the thrill is in the chase. It's all about the digging
really? The scent in my snout the earth beneath my paws. Can't beat it. That and
the gala luncheons, but all those dusty old relics. Just blew the backside of me.
Do you agree?

Well, no. Still takes all sorts.

Farewell then professor, but I must go and start writing my report

worked for the galactic Archaeological Society No.
back and wait, this one's for the newspapers that have had half a dozen on the
phone since the news got out and tried to start a bidding war but

we must put the Riddick ready show ready they tell a vital story about the best

in arguing I say

I think this could go on for a while. The council

attend.

What about the celestial experience? What

about it?

Think of the revenue

come on any better get going?

Onwards and upwards. Some relics are safely tucked away out of sight once

more for the time being Yes. Well apart from this one store with a really corroded

Well, certainly spherical. Is it really

sphere of the serenity? He up there? It's actually a serenity 6000 Starmap as
manufactured by serenity systems of Santa Marta. They knew their stuff to look.

It still works fantastic.

Celestials people that charted this part of the galaxy before most civilizations
were out of short trousers. Look their little torch, Legion Legion.

Back on the road then there's a

medical ship leaving in a couple of hours. Maybe we could hitch a ride.

Come on then nurse Benny after you

Dr. Ruth

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