Layover The ln5 Digital Script
Layover The ln5 Digital Script
By
TRACY WELLS
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©MMXXII by
TRACY WELLS
ISBN: 978-1-61959-276-6
PRODUCTION:
Drama Teacher/Coach/Producer....................Elizabeth Milne
Student Director............................................Madelin Pittman
Cinematographer............................................ Tamala Hughes
Technical Co-Directors.......... Emma Cantwell, Emily Knaub
Stage Manager.................................................... Bert Hughes
Tech Crew.........................Maddie Pittman, Brenna Bagelieri
Set Design......................................................Maddie Pittman
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The Layover
CHARACTERS
DANA (DAN): Nineteen-year-old with a mixed past who finds
herself stranded in an airport.
MICHAEL (MICHAELA): Unusual stranger, sitting and
waiting in an airport terminal.
GABE (GABRIELLE): Michael’s companion, also waiting.
FRANK: An older gentleman excited for a trip of a lifetime.
EDITH: Frank’s wife, calmly awaiting her trip as well.
JESSICA (JESSIE): First-time parent traveling with an infant.
CHRIS (CHRISTY): Jessica’s spouse.
RICK (RITA): An acquaintance of Michael and Gabe.
JACKIE (JACK): A troubled young person.
STEPHANIE (STEVE): A parent who is tired and just wants
to get home.
AARON (ERIN): Stephanie’s spouse—equally tired.
ALEX: Their oldest child who just wants to be left alone.
CHARLIE (CHARLOTTE): Their youngest child who has too
much energy, age 8 to 11.
TRAVELER: Traveler wearing earbuds.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Enters terminal carrying a mysterious
bag.
FLIGHT ANNOUNCER: Offstage voice or can also be played
at a small check-in counter.
OPTIONAL EXTRAS: Barista, Passengers, Airport personnel.
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PRODUCTION NOTES
CASTING: Feel free to assign genders or races as needed to any
character, except for Frank and Edith. Also, any of the couples
can be played as same-sex couples, again except for Frank and
Edith. If you need to change other identifying characteristics
such as names to better identify with your community, you may
do so. Alternate character names are suggested for convenience.
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The Layover
AT RISE: DANA is sitting in the chair closest to upstage,
facing R. She is looking upstage L, watching the planes
take off and land. After a moment, MICHAEL enters L and
crosses to the bank of chairs opposite DANA. He puts his
hand on the chair diagonally facing her.
(She points down to the floor next to her, then looks and sees
that it’s not there. She jumps up, alarmed.)
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8 The Layover
(She jumps up and starts looking under and around the seats.)
MICHAEL. I’m sure it’s fine. I mean, it’s not like airports are
known for losing bags or anything.
(With one final tug, she frees the diaper bag, which causes
everything else that CHRIS was holding to go flying.)
JESSICA. Sorry about the noise and the mess. No one tells
you how much stuff you need to bring when you travel with
an infant.
FRANK. Are you going to check some of those bags?
CHRIS. Heck no! Do you see how much the airlines charge
you to check a bag?
GABE. They’re not going to allow you to bring all of that on
the plane with you, are they?
CHRIS. Sure they will! (Holds up a suitcase.) Our suitcases
are regulation size to stow in the overhead compartments
and the airline allows you one bag per passenger plus a
diaper bag as long as they fit under your seat.
EDITH. That doesn’t sound right to me.
FRANK. I’d hate for you to get turned away at the gate.
CHRIS. This is our third connecting flight today so trust me,
we know they’ll let us on.
DANA. Your third connecting flight! Are you a moron?
EDITH (admonishingly). Dana!
MICHAEL. Why so many connecting flights?
CHRIS. Kids are expensive! We had to save some money,
and this was the cheapest flight we could find.
GABE. Couldn’t you just drive?
DANA. Or take a bus?
CHRIS. Our car was in the shop.
CHRIS (cont’d). I did check out some bus routes, but this one—
DANA. So you bought a plane ticket with not one … not two
… but three connecting flights to go from the top of Ohio
to the bottom of Ohio?
CHRIS (to MICHAEL). I know, I know … it was stupid to fly
with all these layovers.
DANA. And to Ohio of all places! I mean … if it were a
tropical island or something then maybe. (Incredulous.)
But Ohio!
GABE. What I want to know is, if you were flying from one
city in Ohio to another, why did they give you a connecting
flight all the way over here? You’re nowhere near Ohio!
JESSICA. Great question. (Smiles at CHRIS.) My husband
may be many things, but travel agent he is not.
DANA (looking into the stroller and speaking in “baby talk”).
You think your parents are morons too, don’t you? (Sound
of the baby laughing is heard.) That’s what I thought.
JESSICA (leaning into the stroller). Here you go, sweetie.
FRANK. So how long is your layover? My wife Edith and I
are on a layover as well. (Looks at EDITH lovingly and pats
her hand.) Aren’t we, sweetheart?
EDITH. Sure are.
(She holds out the ticket for CHRIS to see. He looks at it,
grabs it to look more closely, then looks from his watch to
the ticket to his watch again to the ticket again and then to
JESSICA’s face.)
(CHRIS holds out his arms as JESSICA loops one bag onto
each, then she turns to the baby and pulls the bottle out of the
stroller. Immediately the sound of the baby crying is heard.)
JESSICA (as she picks up the diaper bag, talking to the baby).
You’ll get it back as soon as we’re on the plane.
DANA (looking into the stroller at the baby). I know, baby.
Parents are awful, aren’t they?
GABE. I just mean that girls like you think it’s cool to act all
rude and condescending but in reality, there’s nothing but a
sweet, squishy little teddy bear inside.
(She fakes out RICK a few times before she starts to run off
L, laughing.)
RICK. Not particularly. It’s the same thing every day around
here.
DANA (incredulously). So you’re just going to let her go?
RICK (chuckles). Trust me, Jackie’s not going anywhere.
She’ll tire out eventually. They always do.
(FRANK enters and crosses over to the seats during the next
few lines, holding a travel cup of coffee.)
GABE (to FRANK and EDITH). How long have you two
been married?
EDITH & FRANK (in unison). Fifty-three years.
FRANK. Not long enough. (Looks at EDITH and smiles.)
Isn’t that right, sweetheart?
EDITH. That’s right.
GABE. How nice to be married all that time and still be so
much in love.
DANA (turning to FRANK and EDITH). Fifty-three years?
Aren’t you two sick of each other?
EDITH. I didn’t say that every day was bliss. I said every
day was an adventure. Sometimes adventures are fun
and exciting—other times they are scary and stressful.
Sure, I could focus on the bad days, the differences and
the disagreements. (Looks at FRANK and smiles.) But one
thing I do know, after fifty-three years, is that every day—
the good and the bad—was an adventure that brought us
here to this day, ready to see what tomorrow has in store.
(Pats FRANK’s hand.) Isn’t that right, sweetheart?
FRANK (smiles at EDITH). Sure is.
(He takes EDITH’s hand, kisses it and looks into her eyes.)
DANA. You might be able to ignore her, but you won’t ignore
me. Why don’t you take out those earbuds and apologize to
Edith for ignoring her?
EDITH. He wasn’t ignoring me, dear.
DANA. Yes he was!
MICHAEL (calmly). He’s not wearing earbuds, Dana.
DANA. Yes he—
(She stops as he takes off his hood, and she sees he’s not
wearing his earbuds.)
MICHAEL. Don’t.
DANA (struggling to break away from MICHAEL). Let me
go! She’s got my bag!
EDITH. Frank will go and check on your bag, dear. (Turning
to FRANK.) Frank, will you find out where that flight
attendant is taking that pink bag?
FRANK. Of course, dear.
DANA. OK, but what about Frank and Edith? She’s dead and
he talked right to her!
GABE. When a couple have been together as long as Frank
and Edith, they share a connection that is stronger than death.
That’s why Frank could see Edith, but no one else could.
DANA (coming to terms, ruefully). Well that explains the jerk
with the earbuds. I guess I was wasting my energy yelling
at that guy.
MICHAEL. You have to admit that was pretty funny. Gabe
and I enjoyed it, didn’t we Gabe?
GABE. You put on quite the show, Dana.
DANA (realizing). Wait a minute! If no one could see Edith
or I, then how could they see and talk to you guys?
GABE. Michael and I are celestial beings—we can make
ourselves visible to humans whenever we want.
MICHAEL (shrugs his shoulder). Perk of the job I guess.
GABE. Speaking of jobs, I really should do what I came here for.
(Turning to EDITH and holding out his arm.) Are you ready?
EDITH (taking his arm). Ready as I’ll ever be.
End of play.
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NOTES