Islamic Voodoo

ISLAMICVOODOOS
BYABULKASEM OCTOBER,2007
(Anoteofcaution:Thecontentsofthisarticlemightoffendsomereaders)
ISLAMICVOODOOS
ABULKASEM

ISLAMICVOODOOS
ABULKASEM

AbulKasemisanBengalifreethinkerandisateacherbyprofession.Hehascontributedin LeavingIslamApostatesSpeakOutandBeyondJihadCriticalVoicesfromInside.Hehasalso written extensively on Islam in various websites and is the author of several eBooks including.Mr.KasemleavesinSydney,Australia.HislatestcontributionisinthebookWhy WeleftIslam,editedbySusanCrimpetal.Hecanbecontactedatabul88@hotmail.comand nirribilli@gmail.com
OTHEREBOOKSBYABULKASEM:
WOMENINISLAMANEXEGESIS SEXANDSEXUALITYINISLAM ROOTOFTERRORISMALAISLAMICSTYLE WHOAUTHOREDTHEQURAN? ACOMPLETEGUIDETOALLAH
CONTENTS ABSTRACT CHAPTER1

Introduction
11 13
13
CHAPTER2
IslamicAdamVoodoo HowAllahcreatedtheProgenyofAdam
17
17 17
CHAPTER3
IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo IslamicAngels TheProminentAngelsofAllah IslamicAngelsareMales IslamicJinns IslamicClassificationofJinns TheOverwhelmingPowerofIslamicJinns
19
19 19 20 24 25 26 28
CHAPTER4
IslamicAnimalsandInsectsVoodoo IslamicAnimalsandInsectsareMuslims;theyhavetheirMessengers AllahTransmutesHumansintoAnimals InfidelsareworsethanIslamicAnimals IslamicAnimalsHavetheAbilitytoTalkLikeHumans AllahLovesAnimalsBlood;IslamicSlaughterofAnimalsisthemostGruesome IslamicAnimalsWillPunishtheZakatDefaulters SomeIslamicWildBeastsareHalal
31
31 31 33 33 34 35 36 36
CHAPTER5
IslamicBiologyVoodoo AllahsConfusiononHumanEmbryology
39
39 39
CONTENTS
InfidelsSpermHasnoValue AllahsAngelsTakeChargeofWombs HumanOrgansCanTalk HumanLimbsCarryIslamicSins
IslamicVoodoos
40 40 41 42
CHAPTER6
IslamicBlackMagic(Voodoo) TheUseoftheQur'anasBlackMagic EffectsofEvilEyes IslamicIncantations,Charms,andSpells IslamicSuperstitions TheMagicalPowerofMuhammadsBlood,Urine,andExcrement MuhammadsMojeja(Miracles) IslamicSupernaturalPower MuhammadsNightJourney(IsraandMiraj) IslamicHeartSurgeryonMuhammad
43
43 43 47 48 49 51 51 52 54 55
CHAPTER7
IslamicGraveVoodoo AllahWillGrowHumansfromtheirGraves IslamicInterrogationinGraves IslamicTormentinGraves IslamicRewardsinGraves
57
57 57 58 59 61
CHAPTER8
IslamicMedicineVoodoo IslamicCauterizingandCupping TheQur'anandHoneyareCuresforAllIllness IslamicHerbalandNaturopath CattleUrine,Dung,andFlyWingsareIslamicMedicines HumanSaliva,Dust,andAshareIslamicMedicines
63
63 63 65 66 67 68
IslamicVoodoos CHAPTER9
IslamicMosqueVoodoo AMosqueisaMarket MosquesareforMuslimsonly AllahDiscriminatesAmongMosques MosquesareTradingCentersofSinsandPiety AllahRecordsMosqueAttendance
CONTENTS 69
69 69 70 71 72 72
CHAPTER10
IslamicHygieneVoodoo MuhammadsObsessionwithSaliva,Dirt,andPollutedWater IncredibleIslamicHygiene MuhammadsSweatwasPerfume
75
75 77 78 79
CHAPTER11
IslamicResurrectionVoodoo AnIslamicDayofBlackandWhite ANudistsDay,anIslamicNudistsColony AHorrificDayfortheNonMuslims TheEarthwillBecomeaPieceofBread
81
81 81 84 85 86
CHAPTER12
IslamicRitualsVoodoo Prayer,Recitation(Quran),andAblution/Bath TakingCareofYourIslamicPenis IslamicEatingandDrinking IslamicSleepPosture
89
89 89 94 95 97
CHAPTER13
IslamicSatanVoodoo IslamicSatanisIllusive:ItHasSeveralIdentities ThereareManyIslamicSatans:EveryoneHasOneSatan
101
101 101 102
CONTENTS
SatanBefriendstheWealthyPeople SatanSuppliesWineinIslamicParadise NonMuslimsareFriendsofSatan SatanismorePowerfulthanAllah SatanFartsatAllahsPrayerCall SatanWorksonYouwhenYouSleep:HePlayswithYourPrivateParts SatanSwimsinYourBody SatanPlayswithHumans SatanAttendsEveryChildbirth;HeTouchesEveryInfant SatanEatswithYou TheseareSatansFavouriteHuntingGrounds SatanWillDepartwhenYouDoThese:
IslamicVoodoos
103 103 104 104 105 106 106 107 108 108 109 109
CHAPTER14
IslamicSoulsVoodoo AnIslamicSoulisaPhysicalObject AllahwillPairSoulswithBodies Animals,Pictures,andImagesHaveSouls IslamicMartyrsSoulsareAlive WheredoesanIslamicSoulReside? ComponentsofanIslamicSoul,andTypesofIslamicSouls AllahExaminesYourSoulWhenYouSleep AFewMoreInterestingFeaturesofIslamicSouls AllahhasaSoul
111
111 111 112 114 115 116 117 118 118 119
CHAPTER15
IslamicToiletVoodoo JinnsandDevilsHauntIslamicToilets PrayBeforeEnteringanIslamicToilet DoNotHoldYourPenisWithYourRightHand RulesonIslamicDefecation
121
121 123 124 124 125
IslamicVoodoos
RulesonIslamicUrination IslamicBathingRules
CONTENTS
127 128
CHAPTER16
IslamicWomenVoodoo AllahHatesMenstruation IslamicPenaltyforDoingSexwithaMenstruatingWoman IslamicWomenEjaculateSperm AllahDislikesWomen;HehasMadeWomenCrooked Women,Dogs,Donkeys,andPigsAnnulanIslamicPrayer WomenareStupid;DevilControlsWomen AllahCursesWomenWhoAttendtoHerPersonalGrooming MajorityofWomenwillbeinIslamicHell GoodWomen,BadWomen MenWillEnjoyPlentyofWomen AnIslamicWomanCanBreastfeedaBeardedMan IslamicProtocolontheFirstTimewithYourWife/s
129
129 129 130 131 131 132 133 135 135 136 137 139 141
CONCLUSIONS BIBLIOGRAPHY
Internetresources PrintedBooks
143 145
145 145
ABSTRACT
hisarticleprobesintothetraditions,customs,practices,andritesofIslam,whichare largelybasedonArabBedouinssocietyofMuhammad'stime.Inamodernworld, theseIslamiccustomsandtraditionsarenomorethansuperstitiousbeliefsand irrationalactsbetterknownasvoodoopractices.TheseIslamicVoodoosencompass practicallyeveryaspectofaMuslimslifefrombirthtodeath.ThereareIslamicvoodoos forangels,animals,biology,sorcery,resurrection,soul,Satan,hygiene,women,medicine, toiletpracticesandsoon.SourcingfromthefountsofIslam,suchastheQur'anandahadith, welearnthatmuchofwhattheMuslimsbelievetobedivine,pure,salubrious,and supernaturalactuallyhavenoscientificorrationalbasis.Muslimsarepatheticallydupedby theclaimsthattheseIslamicVoodoosaremeanttoimproveanduplifttheirlives,materially aswellasspiritually.ThisisplainIslamicdeception.ThesoonertheMuslimsgetridofthese illogicalandsenselessIslamictraditionsandcustoms,thesoonertheywillbefreefromthe bondageofIslamicVoodoos.
CHAPTER1
INTRODUCTION
heworldisperplexedwithIslam.Hardlyadaypasseswhenwedonotreadanynews aboutPeacefulIslam.IslamistsoftentellusthatIslamisareligionofpeace, moderation,logicandpracticality.TheywilleveninsistthatIslamisscientific, rational,andthereisnosuperstitionandirrationalityinIslam.Thisarticleprobes deeplyintotheclaimsoftheseshrewdIslamists.
ThisarticleexposestheliestheseIslamists propagate.YouwilllearnhowdeeplyIslamis miredinabsolutesuperstitions,irrationality, mindboggling,endless,meaninglessritualsand customs.InallthecorescripturesofIslam(suchas theQur'anandahadith)wefindunbelievable irrationality,superstitionandritesthatwilleven beattheritualspracticedbymanyreligiouscults inAfrica,SouthAmericaandotherpartsofthe world.Collectively,theseritualsareknownas voodooand/orblackmagic.Astherearealways Islamicversionsofanyitem(suchasIslamic Science,IslamicComputer,IslamicFood,Islamic Psychology,IslamicBombandsoon),thereare alsoIslamicVoodoosandIslamicBlackMagic. TheseIslamicVoodoosareoftencarefully ensconcedbytheshrewdIslamists,lesttheworld knowthetruth.Butthishideandseekgamecannotgoonforever.Thankstothepowerof theinternet,wearenowabletoexposethisdarksecretofIslamtothegullibleworld population.Icanassureyouthatwithouttheinternet,Icouldhaveneverpublishedthis articleinanyIslamiccountry,aswellasinmostwesterncountries,becauseoftheirculture oftoomuchpoliticalcorrectness.ManyMuslimsmightbeshockedthattheir,pure, unblemished,scientificandlatestrevelationformankindsupliftmentcouldcontainsuch voodoos. True,mostreligionsdocontainmanyirrational,unscientific, illogicalandsuperstitiouselements,which,todaywelaugh at,anddismissthem.However,thereisnoshortageof diehardbelieverswhostillclingtothosevoodoos.Sowhy mustweblameIslam?Yousee,themostimportant differencebetweenIslamandotherfaithisthecompulsory natureofIslam.Thus,ifaHindufollowsHinduVoodoo,itis thechoiceoftheindividual.Thereisnocompulsionforall HindustopracticeHinduvoodoos.DittoforChristians. TherearenolawsinanyChristianmajorityor
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.1:Introduction
Hindumajoritycountriestoforcethemtoindulgeinvoodoorites.Thisisnotthecasewith Islam.SinceIslamisthecompletecodeoflife,asperAllahsdicta,andasperMuhammads Sunna(Muhammadstraditionsandacts),itisincumbentuponallMuslimstoemulateinfull thoseIslamicVoodoos.ThereareseverepenaltiesfornotpracticingIslamicVoodoos.In manyIslamiccountries,muchoftheIslamicVoodoosyouwillreadinthisarticle,are enforcedwithfullforceoflaw.Forexample,inMalaysiaandIranaMuslimisfined,or whippedorincarceratedforeatinginpublicduringRamadan.DittoforSaudiArabiaand Pakistan.TheIslamists,willoftenextolthevirtueofRamadanfasting,althoughthereisno medicalevidencetosuggestthistobetrue.ButinIslam,violatingthisvoodooofRamadan fastingistreatedasaseriouscrime,punishablebylashing,fine,orjailsentences. MostIslamicVoodoosenunciatedinthisarticlereflectthetraditions,customs,practicesand beliefsoftheilliterate,barbaric,anduncouthBedouinArabsleadinganomadiclifeinthe harshnessofdesert.Muhammadwasaproductofhistimeandtraditions.Hesimplycodified thoseArabBedouinvoodoosasAllahscommandmentandempoweredthisvoodoosystem toregulateaMuslimslife.AMuslimcannotescapeIslamicVoodoos;hewillhavetolive withthemanddiewiththem.Frombirthtodeath,ineveryphaseandstagesofhislifehe willbehunteddownwithIslamicvoodoos.Everyactionhedoes,hemustensurethatthat conformstoIslammoreprecisely,withIslamicVoodoos.Hemustnotquestionthose mindlessIslamicrituals,hemustnotdoubtevenawordoftheQur'an,andhemustnot deviateevenamillimetrefromtheIslamicspecifications.Thismeansthattheentirebelief systeminIslamispurelybasedonblindfaith.Inverse3:32AllahsaysthatMuslimsmust notquestionIslam,theymustblindlyfollowMuhammad,becausefollowingMuhammadis followingAllah(3:31,4:80,5:48,33:71).Inverse24:51AllahclarifiesthisfurtherwhenHe says:theblindbelieversarethetruefollowerswhentheysay,withoutanyarguments,'we hearandweobey'.ThismeansAllahlikesblindbelievers.AhadisinSunaanAbuDawud (3.41.5112)saysthatMuhammadstongueisAllahstongue,andanotherhadisin SahihBukhari(4.52,2004)writesthatwhoeverobeysMuhammadobeysAllah,whoever disobeysMuhammaddisobeysAllah.Pleasenotethatthesearewordsemanatingfromthe unalterablewordsofAllahandMuhammad.Nopoweronearthcouldeverchangethem. Therefore,itismandatoryforallMuslimsthatthey emulateArabBedouincustoms,traditions,manners, dress,language,practices,andtheirvoodoos.AMuslim hasnochoicebuttobeanArabBedouinof Muhammadstime.Thiscompulsoryimpositionofthe desertArabsbeliefsandactions(readvoodoos)isthe mostproblematicpartofIslam.Ifweseparatethese IslamicVoodoos(readArabBedouinVoodoos)Islam willdie.IslamslifebloodisArabism,precisely, Bedouinism.OncenonArabMuslimseschewthis forcedArabismonthemIslamwillwitherawayfrom theirsociety.ThatiswhyexposingtheinaneIslamic VoodoosisactuallyexposingIslamatitscoretheugly andthedarkersidesofIslam,whichmostIslamists, especiallythoselivinginthewestcarefullyattemptto hide. 14
Ch.1:Introduction
IslamicVoodoos
WhenyoureadalltheepisodesofthisarticleandyouwillunderstandwhyMuslimsdowhat theydo. OurfirstepisodestartswiththecreationofIslamicAdam. Note: OnlinehelpfortheQur'an,HadisandTafsir TheHolyQur'an:http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/reference/reference.html TheNobleQur'an:http://www.witness-pioneer.org/vil/ SahihBukhari:http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/ SahihMuslim: [http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/m
uslim/]
ALIMCDROM http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=30000 SunaanAbuDawud: http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/abudawud/ MaliksMuwatta:http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=30000 TafsiribnKathir:www.qtafsir.com TafsiribnAbbasandJalalyn:http://www.altafsir.com/ 15
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.1:Introduction
Offlinereferenceswillbeincludedinthebibliographysection,inthelastepisode.
16
CHAPTER2
ISLAMICADAMVOODOO
heQur'anhascontradictorystatementsonthecreationofIslamicAdam.Insome versesAllahsaysHecreatedAdamfromdust(3:59),fromwetclay(38:71),from blackburntclay(15:26),frommud(6:2),fromdirtofearth(20:55),outofnothing (19:9,52:35),fromwater(24:45).
IbnKathirsaysAllahcreatedhumansfromnothing(16:70). Verse2:30saysthatAllahtoldtheangelsofHisdecisiontocreateahumanbeingtobeHis representativeonearth;theangelswarnedAllahofthewickednatureofhuman.Jalalyn explainsthisverseinthismanner:AllahcreatedAdamfromthesurfaceoftheearth,takinga handfulofallitscoloursandmixingitwithdifferentwaters,thenmadehimuprightand breathedintohimtheSpiritandhethusbecamealivingbeingwithsenses,afterhaving beeninanimate. Inverse17:11Allahclaimsthatthehumanbeingisimpatient;hepraysforsomethingthat maynotbegoodforhim.IbnKathirexplainsthatAdamwantedtogetupbeforehissoul reachedhisfeet(thiswasAdamsimpatience).Whenhissoulwasbreathedintohim,it enteredhisbodyfromhisheaddownwards.Whenitreachedhisbrainhesneezed,andsaid, AlHamduLillah.IbnAbbaswritesthatthisverse referstoalNadribnalHarith;heishastyto encounterchastisement.SoAllahsentdownthis verseclaimingthatalNadrneednotbetoo impatienttoreceiveAllahschastisement. IbnSad(p.1.20)providesabetterdescriptionof AllahscreationofIslamicAdam.Henarratesthat AllahcreatedAdamoutofthreekindsofsoils: black,white,andfertile.SinceAdamwascreated forearthitwasnecessaryforhimtoeatthe forbiddenfruit. AccordingtoMartinLings(p.17)Adamweptfor threehundredyearsthelossofheavens. MartinLings(p.102)alsowritesthatMuhammadwasaprophetwhenAdamwasbetween waterandclay. InSahihMuslim(4.1856,1857)wereadthatAllahcreatedAdamonaFriday,heentered ParadiseonaFridayandhewasbootedoutfromparadiseonaFriday,andthelasthourwill takeplaceonaFriday.ThatiswhyFridayisthebestofalldays.
HOWALLAHCREATEDTHEPROGENYOFADAM
HereisapartiallistofthecreationofdescendantsofAdam.Youwillnotemany discrepanciesandcontradictorystatements.ButthatishowAllahmanagesthings.
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.2:IslamicAdamVoodoo
AllahtouchedAdamsbackandallsoulscameout;Adamdeniedgivingfortyyearsto David(Mishkat,1.76) HumanswereemittedaswhiteantsfromAdam;paradiseisforthewhites,hellisfor theblacks(Mishkat,1.76) FromthebackofAdam,Allahcreatedallthesoulswhoaretobe born(Tirmidhi,37) AllahcreatedfromAdamsloinalltheoffspring;theywerelikeants(Tirmidhi,40) AftercreatingAdamsoffspringfromhisloin,Allahpairedthem(Tirmidhi,41) AllahstruckAdamsrightshoulderandallthewhite(likewhiteants)offspring emergedfromthere;thenAllahstruckAdamsleftshoulderandalltheblack(as blackascharcoal)emergedfromit(Tirmidhi,38) Allahcreatedhumanfromspittle(SunaanibnMajah,4.2707)
18
CHAPTER3
ISLAMICANGELSANDJINNSVOODOO
eliefintheIslamicangelsandjinnsarethetwomostimportantingredientsofIslamic faithsystem.Verse2:285oftheQur'ansaysMuslimsmustbelieveinAllah,His angels,andHisBooks.Verse2:34commandsthebelieverstobelieveintheunseen, meaning,perhaps,thejinns.
IfanyMuslimrejectstheideaoftheexistenceofangelsandjinns,heloseshisIslamicfaith. Inverse4:47,Allahhasreservedstiffpenaltyforsuchdisobedience.IbnKathirinterprets thepenaltyofAllah(in4:47)inthismanner: effacingmeansturningthemblind;turntheirfacesbackwardmeansput theirfacesontheirbacksandmakethemwalkbackwards;cursethem meanstoturnthemintoanimals. BecauseofsuchseriousnessofAllah,itisimportanttounderstandIslamicangelsandjinns. LetusstartwiththeIslamicangels.
ISLAMICANGELS
JustastheQur'anhasaSuraexclusivelyforthejinns(Sura72),italsocontainsaSura namedMalaika(theangels,Sura35)exclusivelydedicatedtoIslamicangels.Allahhasalso namedthisSuraasFatir(Thecreator). Gabriel Cleansing Muhammad
Theveryfirstverse(35:1)ofthisSurasaysthatAllahhasappointedangelsasmessengers (thatis,ascouriers)ofHisdicta.Inotherwords,AllahhasangelswhodeliverHiserrandsto Hishumanmessenger(suchasMuhammad).ThemodalityofAllahscommunicationcanbe describedinthismanner: Allahangelhumanmessengerlaity.
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.3:IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo
Inthisverse,Allahevenconfirmsthathisangelshavewingstwoorthreeorfour.Itisnot clearhowanangelcouldhavethreewings.Toavoidembarrassment,eminenttafsirwriter, suchasibnKathir,assumesitmustbepairs.Thatis,anangelmayhaveuptoeightwingsin total. However,Allahsmindisnotthateasytounderstand,for,inSahihBukhari(4.54.455)we readthatMuhammadsawGabriel(Allahsarchangel)with600wings.Perhaps,thismeans 300pairs. Interestingly,AllahcontradictsHimself.Hereistheproof:verses12:109,21:78,25:2021 sayAllahsendsonlymenasmessengers;verse27:82saysAllahsendsabeastasa messenger. Inverse35:10Allahsays: 35:10Whosoeverdesireshonour,powerandglorythentoAllhbelong (sic)allhonour,powerandglory[andonecangethonour,powerandglory onlybyobeyingandworshippingAllh(Alone)].ToHimascend(all)the goodlywords,andtherighteousdeedsexaltit(thegoodlywordsi.e.the goodlywordsarenotacceptedbyAllhunlessanduntiltheyarefollowedby gooddeeds),butthosewhoplotevils,theirswillbeseveretorment.Andthe plottingofsuchwillperish.(Tr.HilaliandKhan) IbnKathirusesthisversetoexplainthemodusoperandiofanIslamicangel.Hewrites: WhentheMuslimservantsays,`GloryandpraisebetoAllah,thereisnogod worthyofworshipexceptAllah,AllahisMostGreatandblessedbeAllah,'an angeltakesthesewordsandputsthemunderhiswing,thenheascendswith themtotheheaven.Hedoesnottakethempastanygroupofangelsbutthey seekforgivenessfortheonewhosaidtothem,untilhebringsthembefore Allah,mayHebeglorified.ThosewhorememberAllahandglorifyAllahby saying,`GlorybetoAllah,AllahismostGreat,allpraiseisduetoAllahandLa ilahaillallah,thesewordsgoaroundtheThronebuzzinglikebees, mentioningthosewhosaidthem.
THEPROMINENTANGELSOFALLAH
HereispartiallistofprominentIslamicarchangelsandtheirduties: Azazil(alsoknownasAzrail):heistheangelofdeath.Believersshudderwhenever Azrailismentioned. Gabriel:heisthemostfamouscourierofAllah.HebroughtallthemessagesofAllah toMuhammad.HeisalsoknownasRuhulQuddusorthesoulofAllah.Carryingthe seedofAllahinhisbody(presumablyinhistesticles),Gabrielappearedintheform ofacompleteman,toMary,andimpregnatedherwithAllahsseed(see3:49, 16:102.19:17). MunkarandNakir:theyaretheangelsofgraves.TheypunishthenonMuslimsin theirgraves,butrewardtheMuslims,who,whentheywerealive,haddemonstrated theirardentloveforMuhammad. 20
IslamicVoodoos
Michael:heisamilitaryofficer,aswellasahelpinghandforGabriel.HeandGabriel helpedMuhammadtowintheBadrandHunainbattles. HarutandMarut:theyaretheangelsofmagicandsorcery.JalalynwritesthatHarut andMarut,thetwoangelsofBabel,warnedpeopleofthedangeroflearningsorcery fromthedevilsaswellasfromthem.HarutandMarutweresorcererswhousedto teachpeoplemagic.Itisalsosaidthattheyweretwoangelswhohadbeensentto teach[sorcery]topeopleasatrialfromAllah(see2:102). Israfil:heblowsthehorn/trumpettoannouncetheonsetoftheIslamicresurrection days.
Theangelofdeathhasseveralassistants.Inverse6:61Allahmentionsthatwhenthetimeof deathapproachestosomeone,HeimmediatelysendsHismessenger(angelofdeath)totake hislife.IbnKathirfurtherexplainstheactoftheangelofdeath(AzazilorAzrail)inthis manner: Godsendsguardianangelstolookoverhumans;theAngelofDeathhas angelswhopullthesoulfromitsbodyandwhenitreachesthethroat,the AngelofDeathcapturesit.Theyguardthesoulofthedeadpersonandtakeit towhereverAllahwills,toIlliyyinifhewasamongtherighteousandtoSijjin ifhewasamongthewicked. 21
IslamicVoodoos
Allahrepeatsthissituationin32:11whenHesaysthattheangelofdeath(itisAzrail ibnKathir)takesoutthesoulofaperson;thentheangeltakesthesoultoAllah.IbnKathir writesthattheangelofdeathshelpersdrawoutthesoulfromtherestofthebodyuntilit reachesthethroat,thentheangelofdeathtakesit. Thetakingofunbelieverslivesisghoulish.Inverse8:5051AllahdescribeshowIslamic angelsofdeathendthelivesofnonMuslims.Whentheangelstakethelivesofunbelievers, theysmacktheunbelieversontheirbacksandfaces,andtheunbelieverstastetheblazing fire.Thisisbecauseoftheunbelieversownactions.Onthecontextofthisverse,ibnKathir explains: DuringtheBadrfight,whentheidolatersfacedtheMuslims,theMuslims smotetheidolatersfaceswithswords;whentheidolaterstooktoflightthe angelssmotetheidolatersrearends.However,theseversesareingenerally applicableforallunbelievers.Soulisaphysicalpartofthebody.Whenthe angelsstretchouttheirhandstotakeoutthesoulfromanunbelieversbody, thesoulgetsscatteredaroundthebody,buttheangelsretrieveitjustlikea needleisretrievedfromwetwool.Inthiscasetheveinsandthenerveswill stillbeattachedtothesoul. IbnKathirfurtherexplainsthisabnormalsituationinconnectionwith47:27whenAllah saysthattheangelswillsmitethefacesofthehypocrites.Thus,ibnKathircontinues: Thatis,howtheirsituationwillbewhentheangelscometotaketheirlives, andtheirsoulsclingtotheirbodies,causingtheangelstoextractthemby force,harshness,andbeating. FormetingoutsuchsavagetormenttothenonMuslims,AllahisgratefultoHisangels, whomHeHimselfhadcreatedfromlight.AllahexpressesHisgratitudetoHisowncreations inverse79:1.Inthisverse,Allahswearsbytheangelswhotearoutbyforcethesoulsof sinners(unbelievers).
22
IslamicVoodoos
The famous Night Journey (Muhammad guided by angels) Besidesextractingsoul(similartosurgeryonheart,orkidney,orlung)fromeveryhuman, Allahhasappointedanangeltoprotectit.Inverse86:4wereadthateverysoulhasa protectoroverit(i.e.,everyhumanbeingiswatchedbyanangel). In13:11AllahsaysthatHehasappointedguards(angels)infrontandbehindforeach person.Besides,thereisoneangelontheleft,andoneangelontheright.Thisimpliesthat Allahhasemployedfiveangelstoeachhumanbeing.Thus,currently,consideringtheworld populationtobesixbillion,thereshouldbearoundthirtybillionangelsrighthereonearth. Thisisamindbogglingfigure,tosaytheleast.We,humans,areliterallyswimminginan oceanofIslamicangels.Allahdidnotmentionaboutthenumberofangelsprotectingother species,suchas,animals,insects,cattle,birds,andfishes.Ifweweretoconsidertheses creatures,thenumberofangelssurroundingthislittleplanetistrulyastounding.Onverse 13:11IbnKathirwrites: Thesetwoangelswatchandrecordourdeeds;theangelontherightrecords gooddeeds,theangelontheleftrecordsbaddeeds.Therearealsotwo angels,oneinfrontandoneontheback,alltogetherfourangelsforevery individual;theyworkbyshift,fourworkduringthedayandotherfourtake turnatnight.
23
IslamicVoodoos
IbnKathirsmathematicsdoesnotseemtobeaccurate.Perhapsheforgottoaddtheangel whoprotectsthesoul.Ifwenowconsidertwoshiftsofworkscheduleforeachgroupof angels,therearetenangelsguardingoneperson,orsixtybillionangelsintotal. Curiously,theQur'ancontradictsitselfwhenitrecordsinverses2:107,9:116,17:111, 29:22,32:4and42:28thatAllahhimselfistheonlyprotectorofahumanbeing(animals included,Iguess).Toconfuseusfurther,Allahsaysinverse5:55thatHismessengersare ouronlyprotectors. Theangelsaremorewellinformed(readeducated,Islamically)thanAllah.Inverse4:166 AllahsaysthattheangelscertifyAllahspossessionofknowledge.ThenAllahatteststhat MuhammadsknowledgeisfromAllah.
ISLAMICANGELSAREMALES
AllahsbiastowardsmaleextendseventoHisangels.Allahsaysinverse6:9thathadHe sentanangeltoMuhammad,itwouldsurelyhavebeenamanangel.OnAllahsgender apartheid,ibnKathirsaysthatthisisbecausetheywillnotbeabletolookattheangeldueto light.Jalalynsaysthatsincenohumanbeingiscapableofseeinganangel,Allahsendsan angelintheformofanearthlyman. Finally,hereisasummaryofIslamicangels,aswefindinvarioussourcesofIslam. Mosesslappedtheangelofdeathonitseyes...(SahihBukhari,4.55.619) 24
Ch.3:IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo MuhammadsawGabrielinacloud(SahihBukhari,4.54.454) AngelofthemountainrequestedMuhammadtoorder anything(SahihBukhari,4.54.454)
IslamicVoodoos
ProphetAbrahamsawthatthecomplexionoftheangelofdeathisdark,having roughstraighthair,smelly,coveredwithblackdress,flamesoffirecomingoutof hismouth,andnostrilsinstreams.(Ghazali,p.4.388) WhenamanrecitestheQurananangelkisseshisforehead(Ghazali,p.1.211) Angelsspreadtheirwingsoutofcheerfortheseekerofknowledge (Ghazali,1.23) Theangeltakestheformofamanwhenitspeakswith Muhammad(Lings.p.45) Muhammadconversedwithangelsthatwaswhyhedidnoteatrawgarlicand onions(Lings,p.168) MunkarandNakirarethetwoblackangelsofgrave(Walker,p.341) Whenamantellslies,heproducesbadodor,somuchso,theangelsmovemiles fromhim(SunaanTirmidhi,1248) AngelsrecordattendancesofFridayprayer(SunaanNasai,2.1388,1389,1390)
ISLAMICJINNS
TheQur'ansaysAllahcreatedthemankindandjinnstoworshipHim(51:56). Asusual,theQur'anhascontradictorystatementsonAllahspurpose/sforthecreationof menandjinns.Forexample: Verse35:15saysmenneedAllahbutAllahdoesnotneedthem,whereasintheabove (51:56)verseAllahsaysHeneedsmenandjinnstoworshipHim.Toconfusefurther,Allah saysinverse7:79thatHecreatedmanymenandjinnsdestinedforhell.Thesehumansand jinnsareworsethancattle.IbnKathirprovidesthereason.Hewrites:
25
IslamicVoodoos
somejinnsdisobeyGod.Theyaredeafdumbandblind.Allahknewabout thedisobedienceofthesejinnsandwroteitinabookfiftythousandyears beforeHecreatedtheheavensandtheearth. WhyaresomemenandIslamicjinnsworsethancattle,eventhoughAllahcreatedthem? TheeminenttafsirwriterJalalynprovidestheanswer.Hesays: Because[atleast]they[cattle]seekwhatisbeneficialtothemandstayaway fromwhatisharmfultothem:theseindividuals,ontheotherhand,are proceedingtowardstheFire,outof[sheer]obstinacy. AllahplacesgreatsignificanceontheinfluenceandactivitiesofIslamicjinns.Hehasnamed anentireSura(Sura72)intheQur'anasTheJinn. ThisisalateMeccanSuraAllahrevealedthisSuraonMuhammad'sreturnjourneyfrom Taif.MuhammadwenttoTaiftoseekhelpfromtheQuraysh.Reportedly,theQuraysh ridiculedhim,andtheirchildrenpeltedstonesathim.GabrielwantedtohelpMuhammadto destroytheQurayshcity,butMuhammaddeclinedGabrielshelp. Dejected,frustrated,andangry,Muhammadwentsolotoarecluse,and,atnight,recitedthe Qur'an.AfewjinnslistenedtoMuhammadsrecitationoftheQur'an.Jalalynwritesthatthe jinnswerefromthecityofNasibin.AccordingtoibnAbbasGabrielinformedMuhammad thatninejinnsofNusaybin,nearYemen,listenedtotherecitationoftheQur'an, convertedtoIslam,andhastenedtotelltheircompanionabouttheirdiscoveryofIslam.
ISLAMICCLASSIFICATIONOFJINNS
Verse72:67saysthatmanyhumanbeingssoughtpowerthroughjinnsbutthejinns broughtadversitytothem.Thosewhosoughtthepowerofjinns,andthenonMuslimjinns 26
IslamicVoodoos
themselvesdidnotbelieveintheresurrectionday.Onthetafsirofthesetwoverses ibnAbbaswritesthattherearethreekindsofjinns.Theyare: Jinnswhoflyintheair Jinnswhoascendanddescendwherevertheywish Jinnswhoresembledogsandsnakes(thesearenonMuslimjinns) AccordingtoGhazali(p.3.43)therearefourtypesofjinns.Theyare: Serpents Scorpions Worms Jinnsroamingtheskylikeair IbnAbbasfurthercomparesthepowerseekersofjinnsandthenonMuslimjinnstothe unbelieversofMecca. ThismeansthereareMuslimjinnsandnonMuslimjinns,eventoday. Inverses72:810Allahsaysthatthejinnsattempttoeavesdropontheconversationof AllahwithHiscompanions(thatis,Hisangels,messengers,andprophets),butAllahchases thejinnsoutbyhittingthemwithmeteorites. ThismeansmeteoritesareAllahsprojectilestoannihilatethedisobedientornonMuslim jinns.Wheneverwelookatthestarstuddedsky,andobserveameteorite,wecanbecertain thatAllahispunishingtheinfideljinns,eventoday. Inverse72:11Allahsaysthatsomejinnsarerighteous,somearenot.IbnAbbaswritesthat thejinnsaredividedintovariousreligioussectssomeareChristians,someareJews. Thismeans:besidesMuslim,ChristianandJewishjinns;thereareShiajinns,Sunnijinns, Hanafijinns,Shafiijinns,Hanbaljinns,Malikijinns,Kadianijinns,Jaffrijinns,AgaKhani jinns,Khojajinns,Sufijinns,alQaedajinns,Hamasjinns,alFatahjinns,LashkareTaiba jinns,JaisheMuhammadjinns,Jamatjinns,Khelafatjinns,HUJIjinns,AnsaralIslamjinns, HijbatTahrir,jinns,JamiatulMujahidinjinns,AhlalSunnajinns,Talibanjinns,Hindujinns, Buddhistjinns,Shikhjinns,Mormonjinns,JehovasWitnessjinnsjustasmanybelief systemsarethere,therearetypes(andsubtypes)ofjinns. Afterthejudgmentday,righteousjinns(Muslimjins)willenterheavenandtheywillhave sexHurs.SinceAllahmadethejinnsoutoffire,wemayassumeflamesoffirescopulating withtheHurs.
27
IslamicVoodoos
Mecca - Stoning of the jinn JustasAllahhasdividedthemankindintotwocampsthecampofIslam(DaralIslam)and thecampofwarfare(DaralHarb,)Allahalsohastwoworldsofthejinnstheworldof Islamicjinns,andtheworldofunIslamicjinns.Inverse72:14Allahsaysthatonlythejinns whoembraceIslamareontherighttrack.AllahwillusethenonMuslimjinnsasthefuelsof hellfire. IbnKathirwritesthatMuhammadhadaconversationwiththejinns.Letusread72:1819. 72:18:AndthemosquesareforAllh(Alone),soinvokenotanyonealong withAllh.(Tr.HilaliandKhan) 72:19:(Ithasbeenrevealedtomethat)WhentheslaveofAllh (Muhammad)stoodupinvoking(hisLordAllh)inprayertoHimthey(the jinns)justmaderoundhimadensecrowdasifstickingoneovertheother (inordertolistentotheProphet'srecitation).(Tr.HilaliandKhan). Onthecontextof72:18ibnKathirwritesthatthejinnssaidtoMuhammad,`Howcanwe cometotheMasjidwhilewearedistant,meaningveryfarawayfromyouandhowcanwe bepresentfortheprayerwhilewearefarawayfromyou'SoAllahrevealedthisverse(that is,72:18). IbnKathirevenmentionsthatninejinnsvisitedMuhammadatNakhlawhenMuhammad wasrecitingtheQur'anthere.Elaboratingthecontextof72:19,hewritesthatwhen Muhammadstoodinprayer,amultitudeofjinnssurroundedhimtolistentohim(the Quran).WhentheyheardMuhammadrecitingtheQur'antheyalmostmountedontopof himduetotheirzeal.WhentheyheardhimrecitingtheQur'antheydrewveryneartohim. MuhammadwasunawareofthejinnsuntilGabrielcametohimandmadehimrecite 72:1.OneofthejinnswasnamedZawbaàh(alsosee46:2931).Tabariliststhenamesof othersevenjinns.Theywere:Hassa,Massa,Shasir,Nasir,AynaalArd,Aynaynandal Ahqam(Tabari,p.vi.118).
THEOVERWHELMINGPOWEROFISLAMICJINNS
TheQur'analludestotheawesomepowerofIslamicjinnsinconnectionwithProphet Solomon(Sura21and27).
28
IslamicVoodoos
Inverse21:82Allahsaysdevils,intheformofjinns,divedintothewatertoretrievepearls, jewels,etc.,forSolomon.AllahprotectedSolomonfromthesedevils. In27:17AllahsaysthatjinnsfoughtforSolomon. Inverse27:3940wereadthattoimpressSolomon,amysteriousmancompetedwithajinn ofSolomontobringthemansionofQueenofSheba.Intheend,Solomongavethejobtothis mysterious,piousperson.ThismanbroughttheglitteringedificeofQueenofShebato SolomonbeforeSolomonblinkedhiseyes.Curiously,theQur'anissilentabouttheidentity ofthepiousperson.ItmightbethatMuhammadsplagiarismofJewishfolkloreswasnot smartenough.
MUHAMMADANDGABRIELVISITHELL
IbnKathirmentionsthatthismysteriouscharacterwasprobablyAsifbinBarkhiya, Solmonsscribe.Hewasatruthfulbeliever(thatis,aMuslim)whoknewtheGreatestName ofAllah. Further,IbnKathiralsoprovidessomedescriptionofthejinncontenderofSolomon.Itwas Ifrit,themountainsizedjinn.IbnAbbaswritesthatthenameofthisjinnwasAmr.Thisjinn vouchedthathecouldbringQueenShebasmansionbeforeSolomoncouldstoodup. AshShifa(p.202)writesthatthejinnslooklikeIndiansortheSudanese.Sowhenyousee anyIndianorSudaneserememberjinns. HereisacompilationofafewuniquefeaturesofIslamicjinns: Jinnseatbonesandanimaldung;Muhammadmetadelegationofjinnsinthecityof Nasibin...(SahihBukhari,5.58.200) AdeputationofjinnsinformedMuhammadthattheyatebones,dungand charcoal(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0039) Jinnseatbonesanddung(Mishkat1.186) Muhammadcaughtajinn(SahihBukhari,4.55.634) 29
IslamicVoodoos
WhileMuhammadwasatprayatNakhlahacompanyofJinnspassedby.Theywere sevenJinnsfromNasibin(Lings.p.99) Iraqisaplaceofrebelliousjinnsanddiseasewithno cure(MaliksMuwatta,54.11.30) Wemustrememberthatthemostprominent,favourite,andobedientjinnofAllahwasthe Satan.AllahgavehimthenameIblis.However,AllahkickedIblisoutfromparadisewhen IblisdisobeyedtoprostratebeforethenewlycreatedAdam.
30
CHAPTER4
ISLAMICANIMALSANDINSECTSVOODOO
heQur'ancontainsaSuranamedanAnamorCattle(Sura6). ThisisaMeccanSura.Reportedly,AllahrevealedthisSuraone yearbeforetheHijrah(MuhmmadsmigrationtoMedina). MuslimhistoriansclaimthattheMeccanpagansforced MuhammadtoleaveMeccaafterthirteenyearsofpreachingof hisnewreligionwithoutmuchsuccess.Hehadtoseekhelpfrom strangers.AccordingtoibnKathirAllahrevealedthisSurainMecca atnight,inthepresenceof70000angels.Aninterestingversein thisSurais6:38.Inthisverse,AllahsaysthatHehasomitted nothingintheQuran,andallcreatures,includingbirdswithwings, formcommunitieslikehumanbeings.Thesecreatures(thatis, animals,birds,cattle,fishes,insectsandsoon)willalsobe resurrected.Theimplicationofthisverseisthatallanimalswillface thejudgmentofAllahontheresurrectionday.Theywillbebornagain,justlikethe resurrectionofhumanbeings. OtherSurasintheQur'annamedafteranimalsorinsectsare:TheCow(Sura2),TheAnt (Sura27),TheBee(Sura16),TheSpider(Sura29),andTheElephant(Sura105).Letus brieflyexploreafewinterestingfeaturesoftheseIslamiccreatures,especiallytheIslamic animals.
ISLAMICANIMALSANDINSECTSAREMUSLIMS;THEYHAVETHEIRMESSENGERS
WerewetobelievewhatAllahsaysinthepreviousverse(6:38),thenwemustadmitthat animalsincluding,birds,worms,fishes,andinsectsareMuslims.ToconfirmthatAllahis seriousaboutanimalsbeingMuslims,He saysinverse35:24thatthereisno communityonwhomHedidnotsenda messenger.AshShifa,thefamousbookof QadiIyadibnMusaalYahsubi,and reveredbytheIslamiccommunityasone ofthemostholydescriptionofMuhammad andtheQur'an,confirmsthatAllahdoes indeedsendmessengerstoanimals. QadiIyadwritesthatanimals, PERRHAPSALLANIMALS AREMUSLIMSBUTOBVIOUSLY suchasmonkeys,pigs,riding SOMEMUSLIMSAREMOREEQUALTHANOTHERS.APIGWAS beasts,andsoon,hadawarner HANGEDNEARTHELOOTEDANDBURNEDSERBIANHOUSE andaprophet(AshShifa,p.426). ATTHEOUTSKIRTSOFOBILIC,KOSOVO TheQur'anisnotclearaboutthe speciesofanimalprophet;that is,whetherahumanmaleistheprophetoftheanimalkingdomorwhethereachanimal specieshasitsowntypeasaprophet.Morespecifically,whetherornotthemonkeys
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.4:IslamicAnimalsandInsectsVoodoo
prophetisanothermonkey,tigersprophetisanothertiger,pigsprophetisanotherpig,and horsesprophetisanotherhorseandsoon. Inverse27:82AllahevensaysthatHewillsendabeast(averygrotesque,terrifyinganimal) asaprophetformankind.Allahwillcreateabeastfromearthtotalktotheunbelieversafter Allahhadpunishedthem.IbnAbbasconfirmsthatthebeastwillcomewiththemastof Moses.JalalynsaysthebeastwillpreachinArabic.IbnKathirprovidesagooddescriptionof thisMuslimbeast.Hewrites: ItwasalsorecordedbyIbnMajah.IbnJurayj reportedthatIbnAzZubayrdescribedthe beastandsaid,"Itsheadisliketheheadofa bull,itseyesareliketheeyesofapig,itsears areliketheearsofanelephant,itshornsare likethehornsofastag,itsneckislikethe neckofanostrich,itschestislikethechestof alion,itscolourislikethecolourofatiger,its haunchesarelikethehaunchesofacat,its tailislikethetailofaram,anditslegsare likethelegsofacamel.Betweeneachpairof itsjointsisadistanceoftwelvecubits.Itwill bringoutwithitthestaffofMusaandthering ofSulayman.Therewillbenobelieverleft withoutitmakingawhitespotonhisface, whichwillspreaduntilallhisfaceisshining whiteasaresult;andtherewillbeno disbelieverleftwithoutitmakingablackspot onhisface,whichwillspreaduntilallhisface isblackasaresult,thenwhenthepeople ISLAMICBEASTPROPHET tradewithoneanotherinthemarketplace,they willsay,`Howmuchisthis,Obeliever'`How muchisthis,Odisbeliever'.Andwhenthemembersofonehouseholdsit downtogethertoeat,theywillknowwhoisabelieverandwhoisa disbeliever.Thenthebeastwillsay:Òsoandso,enjoyyourself,foryouare amongthepeopleofParadise.'Anditwillsay:Òsoandso,youareamong thepeopleofHell. 32
IslamicVoodoos
ALLAHTRANSMUTESHUMANSINTOANIMALS
SometimesAllahtransmuteshumansinto animals.Inverse6:74,welearnthatAbraham admonishedhisfather(TerahorAzar)for worshippingidols.IbnKathirwritesthatonthe resurrectiondayAllahwillturnAbrahamsfather intoamalehyenacoveredwithdung,andthrow himintohellfire. Eveninthetemporallife,Allahperformsthis humananimaltransmutation.Verse2:65(also see5:60,7:163,and7:166)saythatsomeJews (ChildrenofIsrael)desecratedtheSabbath,so Allahturnedthemintoapesandswine. Elaboratingthisincrediblefeat,ibnKathirwrites thatthey(theJews)beganusingdeceitfulmeans toavoidhonouringtheSabbathbyplacingnets, ropes,andartificialpoolsofwaterforfishing beforetheSabbath.WhenthefishcameinabundanceonSaturdayasusual,theywere caughtintheropesandnetsfortherestofSaturday.Duringthenight,theJewscollectedthe fishaftertheSabbathended.Whentheydidthat,Allahchangedthemfromhumansinto monkeys,theanimalshavingtheformclosesttohumans;theyoungpeopleturnedinto howlingmonkeyswithtailswhiletheolderpeoplewereturnedintoswine.Theylivedon earthonlyforthreedays.Theydidnoteat,drink,orhadoffspring. ConfirmedbyIbnAbbas,thistransmutationhappenedduringthetimeofDavid.
INFIDELSAREWORSETHANISLAMICANIMALS
AllahhasagreatfascinationforIslamicanimals,especiallyIslamiccattle.Inanumberof verses(suchas2:171,7:179,8:22,62:5),AllahmaintainsthatthenonMuslimsareworse thanIslamicanimals.Explaining62:5,ibnKathirwritesthattheJewsareworsethan donkeys.Inconnectionwith8:55,JalalynandibnAbbassaythatAllahconsideredtheBanu QurayzahJewsworsethancattle.IbnKathiraddsmoresalttotheinjury.Hesaysthatthe unbelieverswhodonotembraceIslam,andwhobreaktreatiesaretheworstmoving creaturesonearth.Muslimsshouldpunishthemharshlyandinflictheavycasualtiesamong them. IbnKathirprovidesthereasonwhyAllahconsiderstheinfidelsworsethananimals.He writes,inconnectionwithverse25:44: Theyareworsethangrazingcattle.Cattleonlydowhattheywerecreatedto do,butthesepeoplewerecreatedtoworshipAllahalonewithoutassociating partnerswithHim,buttheyworshipotherswithHim,eventhoughevidence hasbeenestablishedagainstthemandMessengershavebeensenttothem. WemightwonderwhattheIslamicanimals,particularlyIslamiccattleare.Allahprovides theanswerin6:143,36:7173,39:6,and42:11.
33
IslamicVoodoos
Intheseverses,AllahsaysthatHehadcreatedthedomesticcattlewithHisownhands (Allahhashands)fortheconvenienceofhuman(36:7173).BecauseofthispurityofAllahs creation,Islamicanimals,IbnKathirwritesthatyoucandrinkcattleurineasmedicine.This meanstheurineofcamels,cows(bullsincluded),goats,andsheepareIslamicmedicine. In6:143AllahsaysthatHecreatedeightpairstwo(amalepairandafemalepair)from sheep(i.e.,twomalesheepandtwofemalesheep,totalfour)andtwopairs(maleand female)ofgoats(i.e.,twomalegoatsandtwofemalegoats,totalfour),andmadehalalboth themaleandfemaleandthefoetusinthewombofthefemale.In39:6,AllahsaysthatHe createdhumanbeingsfromasingleperson,thencreatedmatesoflikenature,andsent downeightheadsofcattleineightpairs(sheep,goat,camelandoxen;i.e.intotal,four sheep,fourgoats,fourcamelsandfouroxen;thatis,sumtotalnumberofIslamicbeastsis sixteen). Therefore,Islamiccattlemeancamels,sheep,cows,andgoats.Inverse45:34Allahsays thatthesescatteredanimalsareHissignsonearth.
ISLAMICANIMALSHAVETHEABILITYTOTALKLIKEHUMANS
ItisinterestingthatinafewahadithwelearnthatmanyIslamicanimalshavetheabilityto talkwithhumanbeings.Hereareafewsamples: Muhammad,AbuBakr,andUmarbelievedthatacowcouldtalklikea human(SahihBukhari,3.39.514) AwolftalkedtoUnais(SahihBukhari,3.39.517) Acowandawolfspoke;MuhammadandUmarbelieved it(SahihBukhari,4.56.677) AwearycameltoldMuhammadthatitwashungry(SunaanAbuDawud,2.14.2543) MuhammadandAbuBakrbelievedthatcowsandwolvescouldspeakthetongueof humanbeings(SahihMuslim,31.5881) AnIslamicwolfspoketoaherdsman(Ash Shifa,p.172) Muhammadtalkedtoalizardanditanswered himinacleartongue(AshShifa,p.171) IbnIshaq(p.93)writesthatthebellyofaslaughtered cowtalked. TheQur'analsoconfirmsthatProphetSolomonhadtheabilitytounderstandthelanguages ofanimals,andinsects,includingants(27:19).Sura27(TheAnts)isatestimonytothis incredibleactofIslamicSolomon.
34
IslamicVoodoos
ALLAHLOVESANIMALSBLOOD;ISLAMICSLAUGHTEROFANIMALSISTHEMOST GRUESOME
Allahlovesanimalslaughter.Hehasagreatthirstforanimalblood.Allahevensuggests torturingananimalbeforeaMuslimslaughtersitIslamically.Hereareafewahadithto gaugeAllahslovetoinflictcrueltytodomesticanimals.
IslamicslaughterofAnimal BloodofanimalsisverydeartoAllah(SunaanibnMajah,4.3126) Afterslaughterdipsandalsintheanimalsblood(SunaanibnMajah,4.3105,3106) Beforekillingtheanimalhidetheknife(SunaanibnMajah,4.3172) Yearlyslaughteringofananimaliscompulsory(SunaanibnMajah,4.3125) Garlandagoatbeforeslaughteringit(SunaanibnMajah,4.3096) Tortureacamelbeforeslaughteringit(SunaanibnMajah,4.3097) Rideontheanimalbeforeslaughteringit(SunaanibnMajah,4.3103,3104) Ifasacrificialshecamelgivesbirthtoanoffspringwhilesheisbeingmarchedfor slaughter,thentheoffspringshouldalsobeslaughteredalongwiththe mother(MaliksMuwatta,20.43.144) Ifasacrificialanimalhasanoffspringthensacrificetheyoungonewiththemother; youcanrideonit,andyoucanevendrinkitsmilkbeforekillingthe animal(MaliksMuwatta,20.43.145) Garlandthesacrificialcamelorthecowwithtwosandalsaboutitsneckandbrandit bycausingbloodtoflowfromitsside(MaliksMuwatta,20.57.191) Ifasacrificialanimalisinjuredthenthrowitsgarlandsinitsblood,andthenletthe peopleeatitsmeat;theownercannoteatits meat(MaliksMuwatta,20.45.154,155) 35
IslamicVoodoos
Whenashecamelisslaughteredwhatisinitswombisalsoincludedintheslaughter ifthefoetusisperfectlyformedanditshairhasbeguntogrow;ifitcomesoutofits motherswombthenit(thenewlybornbabyanimal)shouldbeslaughteredsothat bloodflowsfromitsheart(MaliksMuwatta,24.4.8,9) Ifthesacrificialanimalsaretiredthenslaughterthem,dyetheirhoofsintheirblood andputthemonthesidesoftheirhumps,anddonoteattheir meat(SahihMuslim,7.3054,3056)
ISLAMICANIMALSWILLPUNISHTHEZAKATDEFAULTERS
AllahusesHisanimalstoextractzakatfromhuman.HereiswhatAllahsaysregardingthe MuslimswhorefusetopaytheIslamicincometax(zakat). Camelsandsheepwillpunishtheirownersiftheirownersdidnotpayzakatdueon them...(SahihBukhari,2.24.485,539) Ifyoudonotpayzakatonyourcamelsthentheywillpunishyou mercilessly(SahihMuslim,5.2166,2167) Yourcattlewillpunishyouifyoudidnotpayzakatdueon them(SahihMuslim,5.2170) Camels,sheep,andcowswilltrample youifyoudonotpay zakat(SunaanibnMajah,3.1785, 1786) SomeIslamicanimalsfollowthesharialaws. Forexample,inSahihBukhari(6.60.254),we readthatagroupofmonkeysstoneda shemonkeyforcommittingillegalsexual intercourse.Someanimalsare,however, breakersofsharialaws.Thus,inibnMajah (4.3230)wereadthatlizardsareadulterous.
HAYENAISHALAL
SOMEISLAMICWILDBEASTSAREHALAL
Lastly,besidestheIslamiccattlementionedbefore,Allahhasalsomadehalalthemeatofthe followingwildbeasts. Itispermissibletoeatlocusts(SahihMuslim,21.4801) Locustsaregamesofthesea;youmayeatthem(SunaanibnMajah,4.3222) LocustareAllahstroops,youmayeatthem(SunaanibnMajah,4.3219,3220) Eatingahyenasmeatishalal(SunaanibnMajah,4.3236) Muhammadpermittedtheeatingofhyenameat(SunaanTirmidhi,830) Itispermissibletoeathorsemeat(SahihMuslim,21.4804) 36
IslamicVoodoos
Muhammaddidnoteatthefleshofalizardbuthedidnotprohibitits eating(SahihMuslim,21.4783,4784,4787)
37
CHAPTER5
ISLAMICBIOLOGYVOODOO
npreviousepisodeswealreadyhadshortglimpsesofIslamicbiology.Letusexamine furtherAllahsnaturalscienceonthecreationofhumans.
ALLAHSCONFUSIONONHUMANEMBRYOLOGY
TheQur'ansaysthatafterthecreationofAdam,Allahcreatedusfromadespicablefluid, whichmanytafsirwritersconstrueassperm.Inverse40:67oftheQur'anAllahsaysthatHe createdhumans,firstfromdust,thenfromaspermdrop,thenfromaleechlikeclot,and thenHecausedittobebornasachild.Thismodalityof Islamichumanreproductionisrepeatedinseveralother verses,suchas:56:5759,80:1819,53:4546,77:20,and 32:8. Inverse56:5759AllahsaysthatHecreatedsemenandthen createdusfromit.AccordingtoJalalynthisreferstothe spermyou(men)spillinthewombsofwomen.WhatJalalyn meansisthatwomenplaynosignificantroleinhuman embryology;sheismerelyareceptacleofmalesperm.Aware ofsuchablunderintheQur'an,afewmoderntranslators,suchasHilaliandKhan,attempt tohidethetruthbyinsertingtheirowninterpretationinsideparenthesis.Letusreadverse 16:4astranslatedbyHilaliandKhan: 16:4.HehascreatedmanfromNutfah(mixeddropsofmaleandfemale sexualdischarge),thenbehold,thissame(man)becomesanopenopponent. ThemostreliableexegeteoftheQur'an,ibnKathirwritesthatnutfahmeanssomethingthat isinsignificant,weakandhasnovalue.NotethatthisexplanationofnutfahbyibnKathir differssignificantlyfromtheopinioninsertedinsideparenthesisbyHilaliandKhan. Verses23:1314providemoredetails.TheseversessayAllahfirmlyfixesthespermina placeofrest,thatis,insideawomb(alsosee32:78,77:2021).Allahthentransformsthe spermintoaclotofcongealedblood,andthenthefoetusbecomesalump,thenbones,then Allahclothestheboneswithflesh,thenintoanothercreature.Thereafter,Allahdetermines thegestationperiod(77:23). Inverses75:3738AllahsaysthatHecreatedhuman(thisreferstoAbuJahlibnAbbas) fromaspermdrop,thenaleechlikeclot,thenfashionedhimindueproportions. Allahconfusesusfurtherinverse86:57.HereAllahsaysHecreatedhumanfromwater emittedfrombetweenthebackboneandtheribs.AccordingtoIbnKathirthiswaterrefers tothesexualfluidthatcomesoutburstingforthfromthemanandthewoman;thebackbone orloinsofthemanandtheribsofthewoman,whichisreferringtoherchest;thefluidis yellowandfineintexture.Inotherwords,ibnKathirmaintainsthatjustlikemenwomen
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.5:IslamicBiologyVoodoo
alsoejaculatesperm,herspermbeingofyellowcolour.Onthecontext,IbnAbbassaysthat theseversesrefertoAbuTalib,thatAllahcreatedAbuTalibfromagushingfluidintothe wombofawoman.InasubsequentepisodeweshallreadmoreontheIslamicejaculation
SCIENTIFICCHARACTER OFTHEISLAMICFAITHISREFLECTED INTHISKINDOFALLAH'SMIRACLES
ofspermbywomen. AccordingtoibnKathir,Allahexplainsthephenomenonofmiscarriageinverse22:5Allah createdthefirsthuman(Adam)outofdust,thenAllahcreatedAdamsoffspringoutof sperm,thenoutofleechlikeclot,thenoutofmorselofflesh,partlyformed.Allahdecides whomtorestinthewombforanappointedterm. ThisIslamicVoodooisprofoundIslamicscience,accordingtotodaysIslamists.
INFIDELSSPERMHASNOVALUE
UbayybinKhalafwasavirulentcriticofMuhammad'sclaimofAllahsbiology.IbnKathir andJalalynwritethatonceUbayycamewithadryboneinhishandtoMuhammad.Ubayy wascrumbling,andscatteringtheboneintheairsaying,ÒMuhammad!Areyouclaiming thatAllahwillresurrectthis?Deeplyperturbed,Allahquicklysentdownverse36:77.Inthis verseAllahsaidthatHecreatedman(referringtoUbayybinKhalaf)fromlowlysperm,then howcouldhehavetheaudacitytoopposeHim?Aswrittenbefore,ibnKathirsaysthat nutfahmeanssomethingthatisinsignificant,weak,andhasnovalue,meaningperhaps,that thespermofwhichtheilkofUbayy(anonMuslim)weremadewasofnoimportanceto Allah. Thismeansthatthespermofunbelievers(nonMuslims)hasnosignificancetoAllah.
ALLAHSANGELSTAKECHARGEOFWOMBS
Ontheexegesisofverse39:68IbnAbbasexplainsthatafterfortyyearsofthefirstTrumpet blow,theskywillrainsomethinglikemen'sspermdrops. ThemostinterestingfeaturesofIslamichumanembryologyaredepictedinafewahadith. Hereisasummaryoftheseahadith. 40
IslamicVoodoos
SahihBukhari(1.6.315,4.54.430)writesthatwhenIslamicspermentersawomanswomb Allahappointsanangel(male,ofcourse;allIslamicangelsaremen)tolookafterthewomb. Thisangelmonitorstheprogressofpregnancy(SahihBukhari,4.55.550).Interestingly,the word'ArRahm(womb)derivesitsnamefromArRahman(i.e.,oneofthenamesofAllah) (SahihBukhari,8.73.17,18). TheIslamicgrowthofachildinawombisdescribedinthismanner:Allahcollects constituentsforfortydaysintheformofblood,thenitbecomesaclotofbloodinanother fortydays;thenitbecomesalumpofflesh,andfortydayslaterAllahsendsanangelwith instructionsaboutits1.livelihood;2.death;3.deeds;4.fortuneandmisfortune;the provisionofhellandparadiseisaccordingtodestinyisdecidedbyAllah(SahihMuslim, 33.6390). HereisfurtherdescriptionofIslamicembryologyfromahadith: Whenthedropofsemenremainsinthewombforfortyorfiftydaysorfortynights theangelsthencomeandaskAllahwhetheritwillbegoodorevil(i.e.,Muslimor nonMuslim),whethermaleorfemale,itsdeeds,actions,itsdeath, livelihood.allthesearerecorded.Thisdocumentisthefinal,andnoadditionor subtractionisdoneinit(SahihMuslim,33.6392) AfterAllahdecidestocreateanythinginawomb,anangelcaresthewombafter fortynightsareover(SahihMuslim,33.6396) Allahappointsanangelasthecaretakerofthewomb;theangelmonitorsandsends informationtoAllahlike:nowitisadropofsemen,nowitisaclotofblood,itisnow alumpofflesh.andsoon;Allahgivesitafinalshape;thentheangelasks,maleor female?Evilpersonoragoodperson?Livelihoodandhisage?Theseareallwritten downasitisinthewombofitsmother(SahihMuslim,33.6397) Ifweweretomakeanysensiblemeaningoutof thoseahadith,itisclearthatinthebeginningAllah appointsoneangelasaguardofthewomb.As pregnancyproceedsAllahsendsmoreangelsinside thewombwhoperformotherdutiesonwomans privatepartstomakesurethegrowingbabyis accordingtoAllahsdesiresandfancies.Theabove ahadithalsoprovethatAllahhasalready predeterminedwhoaretobeMuslimsandwhoare tobenonMuslims.NothingcanchangeAllahs decree.
HUMANORGANSCANTALK
OneincrediblefeatureofIslamicbiologyisthat humanorganshavetheabilitytospeaklikea humanbeing.TheQur'anatteststhisinseveral verses.Hereisasummarisedlistofafewverses, whichtellusthatontheresurrectiondayour organsmightturntobeourenemies. 41
IslamicVoodoos
Allahwillsealthemouthsoftheunbelievers,buttheirhandswillspeak,andtheir feetwillbearwitness(thepartofbodytospeakfirstwillbetherightthigh ibnKathir)36:65 TheenemiesofAllahwillbegatheredbyforcetofire;whenthere,theirears,eyes, andskinswillspeakagainstthem...41:20 Allahwillgivespeechtoskins.Theunbelieverswilladmonishtheirskinsfor testifyingagainstthem,buttheskinswillforsooththatAllahhasgiventhemthe abilitytospeakagainstthem.(ThisversemeanstheQur'ancontainswordsof humanskinJalalyn)...41:21 Ontheresurrectionday,tongues,hands,andfeetwillbearwitnessesforslandering achastewoman(theirmouthswillbesealedandtheirhandsandfeetwilltestify againstthem,andtheywillnotbeabletohideanythingfromAllah.Thisreferstothe idolatersibnKathir)24:24
HUMANLIMBSCARRYISLAMICSINS
OurlimbscarryIslamicsins.AhadisinSunaanNasaisaysthatwecangetridofsinsthrough ablution. Whenyouperformablutionsinscomeoutofyourlimbs,youhaveanew birth(SunaanNasai,1.149) HereareafewmoregemsonIslamicbiology: Urineofaboyisfromwaterandclay;urineofagirlisfromfleshand blood(SunaanibnMajah,1.525) Thelordofthehumanorganishisheart.(Ghazali,p.1.29) Polytheistsdressesarecleanbuttheirheartsareimpure,sogenerally,theyare impureorunclean.Humanmindistheabodeofangels.Knowledgemeansinstilling fearofAllahinthemind(Ghazali,p.1.55) Allahsaystheeyesarenotblind,butthesoulsthatareinbreastsare.Hewhois blindintheworldwillalsobeblindinthehereafter(Ghazali,p.1.97) Mensseedinggermisattheback,andthefemalesatbreasts(Ghazali,p.2.23) Theuterusisthefertilefield,andthemaleandthefemaleorgansarethe instrumentsofcultivation(Ghazali,p.2.23) Loveisdisclosedinurine(Ghazali,p.4.287)
42
CHAPTER6
ISLAMICBLACKMAGIC(VOODOO)
slamistapologistsoftenextolthescientificnatureofIslam:thatIslam hasnoroomforspirituousmumbojumbo.Thisblatantdistortionof thetruthaboutIslammightworkwellforthosewhohaveno,orvery littleideaabouttheproliferationofmanysuperstitiousIslamicrites routinelyperformedforthealleviationofmanyafflictions.Ifyouever chancedtoobserveanysuchsuperstitiousrites,youwillbeamazedat thesimilaritiesbetweenIslamicproceduresandtheBlackMagicperformedbymany voodoocultsinAfricaandSouthAmerica. First,letusexaminetheQur'ananditsusetoperformIslamicBlackMagic.ManyMullahs routinelyperformsuchritualsasprofessionalIslamicblackmagicians.Pleasenotethatboth ShiasandSunnispracticeIslamicBlackMagic,althoughtheShiasaremorepronetoresort tosuchrituals.
THEUSEOFTHEQUR'ANASBLACKMAGIC
OneofthemostcommonlypracticedIslamicblackmagicisistikhara.Thisistheuseofthe Qur'anasatalismanorthereadingoftheQur'anforsomemagicalresults.Theseekerof istikharagoestoaMullahwhoisanexpertinthismagic.TheMullahrepeatedlyrecites verse6:59oftheQuran,andhavinggivensalutationtoMuhammad,closeshiseyes,turns hisfaceupwards,anduttersAllahwhilemovinghisfingersacrossthepagesoftheQur'an. Thenhestopshisfingerandreadsthefirstsentenceorthepartofsentenceonthepageof
QORANAMULET CASEINSILVER WITHFIREGILDEDSTAMPED DECORATIONSANDCARNELIAN,USEDTOCONTAINVERSES FROMTHEKORANBYYOMUDTURKOMANTRIBES.CENTRAL ASIA
IslamicVoodoos theQur'an.
Ch.6:IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo
TheMullahthenprovidestheanswertothecandidatesquestion. TheShiasbelievethatHasan,CaliphAliseldestson,andagrandsonofMuhammadworea talismancontainingtheSuras113and114. AlsowidelyusedforIslamicBlackMagicisSuraYaSin(Sura36),consideredtobetheheart oftheQur'an.ThevictimsrecitethisSuraattimesofadversities,illness,fastingandonthe approachofdeath.IbnKathir,themosteminentQuranictafsirwriterscribesthatwhoever recitesYaSinatnightwillwakeupforgiven,andwhoeverrecitesHaMim(Sura41)inwhich AdDukhan(theSmoke)ismentioned,willwakeupforgiven. AccordingtoibnAbbas,YaSinisaSyriaclanguage,whichmeansGlorifiedisHismention. OnthepotencyofIslamicBlackMagicofthisSuraibnIshaq(p.222)mentionsthatwhen AbuJahlspeoplewenttoMuhammadshousetokillhim,Muhammadrecited36:18and sprinkleddustonthefacesofAbuJahlsmen,andtheyfailedtoseeMuhammad. Today,thisIslamicBlackMagicisverymuchaliveamongthedevoutMuslims.IfaMuslimis seriousaboutprotectionfromharmfulslander,hejustrecitesverses36:6566.Whena Muslimsuffersfrompneumoniaordysentery,allhe/shehastodoistowritetheseverses onapieceofpaper,washthepaperwithwater,andthendrinkthewater.IfaMuslimah followsthisprocedureduringchildbirthsheisguaranteedtohaveapainlesschildbirth, theMullahsfirmlybelieve.Fortoothache,writeverses36:7883onpaperandhangitonthe
ASUDANESEJUSTICEANDEQUALITYMOVEMENTFIGHTER CARRIESMANYLEATHERQURANAMULETSFORPROTECTION AGAINSTBULLETS,GRENADES,KNIVESANDBOMBS.HEALSO CARRIESAPISTOL(JUSTINCASE).
sideoftheearoftheachingtooth.ThiswillremovethetoothacheIslamicstyle. OtherSuras,whicharequitefrequentlyusedinIslamicBlackMagic,are:48(Victory),55 (arRahman),60(Mumtahan),72(JinnsorSpirits),78(theTidings),and114(Mankind). HereisabrieflistofIslamicBlackMagicviatheQur'an: ToprotectvaluablesinaboxwriteSura114onpaperandstorethescribbleinthebox. Topreventmothattackwrite2:267andkeepitinclothing. Topreventtheeffectofevileyeswrite2:1415onaturtlesskin,andkeeptheturtlewith you. 44
IslamicVoodoos
Forabundantproducefromagarden,writetheentireSuraYaSin(Sura36)andhangthe paperonatreeinthegarden. Forpersonalsecurity,wearSuraYaSininsertedinatalisman. Tofindhiddentreasure,tieverse3:9andtheentireSura95(TheFig)onawhiteroosters neck,andlettheroosterfindthetreasure.
ASSORTEDQUR'ANAMULETSONALLOCCASIONS AVAILABLE TODAYANDASPOPULARASEVERAMONGALLDEVOUT MUSLIMS
Toovercomethirstduringajourney,writeverse2:6onapieceofpaper,washthepaper, anddrinkthewater. Toeliminatefatigueofalongwalk,tieverse36:25onyourfeet. Forsafelongjourneyinthesea,andtoamelioratedraughtandfamine,reciterepeatedly 2:256260. Forprotectionagainstflood,wearverse36:48;evenwhenthe wholeworldisfloodedthewearerssolewillremaindry. Tobeafamousscholar,onthefirstFridayofthemonth,during sunset,writeonablackstoneverses5:109112,andwearthe stonecarving. Amanhuntingasuitablemarriagepartner:write4:8789ona pieceofgarmentwornbyayoungmarriedwoman,keepthat garmentwithhim.Induetime,hismatchmakerswillfindthe womanhehasinmind.
Awomanwantingtomaintain harmoniousrelationwithher husband,writetheaboveverses (4:8789)onapieceofpaper,insertthepaperinsideatalisman, andhidethattalismanunderthepillowofthehusband. Todestroyanenemyshouse,write3:122124onapieceofhorse skin,buryitundergroundonyourenemysproperty,andindue timeAllahwilldestroytheproperty. Ifyoudesirethedeathofanotherperson,read2:256260and Allahwilldothejob. 45
IslamicVoodoos
Alternatively,onplasterofparis,makeamaskoftheenemysface;write5:3033onthe masksface,writethenameoftheenemyonthebackofthemask,andthenstabwithaknife thelocationwherethenameiswritten. Forbulletproofvest,Islamicstyle,writetheentireSuraYaSin(Sura36)onanIslamicshirt, andwearit.NobulletwillpiercethisIslamicvest. Forabundantsupplyofneedful,recitetheverseofThrone,thatis,ayatulKursi(2:255). Toovercomeagravesituationrecitefortytimesadayverse 3:141forfortydays.
Topossessgreatphysicalstrength,doasabove,butnineteen timesadayfornineteendays. Forgoodhealth,doabove,butfivetimesadayforfivedays. Forsafekeepingofmoneyinabank,ortobereleasedfroma prison,reciteSura72(theJinn). (TheabovelistofIslamicBlackMagicistheadoptedversion ofanarticleonTheKoranaMagic.Fordetailspleasevisit: http://www.geocities.com/mabcosmic/articles/kmagic.html) . HerearemoreexamplesofIslamicBlackMagicfromthe Quran: Inverse2:260wereadthatuponAllahsinstructionAbraham killedfourbirds,buttheybecamealiveagain.Thiswasthe demonstrationofAllahspowertoAbraham. ToillustratethisincredibleIslamicBlackMagicibnKathirwritesthatAbrahamkeptthe headsofthefourbirdsheslaughtered;otherpartshescatteredonfourmountains.Then,as perAllahsinstructionhecalledthesebirds,andtheycamebacktolifeandwalkedbackto him.EachbirdcametoAbrahamtocollectitshead. JalalynwritesthatAbrahamtookapeacock,aneagle,araven,andacocktoperformthe aboveIslamicBlackMagic. TheQur'ansaysthatJesusperformedasimilarIslamicBlackMagicasAbrahamdid.Inverse 5:110AllahsaysthatHegaveTorahandInjil(Gospel)toJesus;Jesusmadeabirdoutofclay. ThenwhenJesusbreathedintothisclaybirditbecamealiveandflewaway.Allah empoweredJesustohealthelepers,andtogivelifetothedeadpersons.Thisversealsosays thatAllahmadeJesusspeakfromhiscradle. Verses5:112115sayJesusrequestedfoodforhisdisciplesandAllahsentfoodtothembut withasternwarning. Verse3:46saysangelstoldMarythatJesuswouldspeakfromhiscrib. HereareafewmoresamplesofAllahsblackmagiccontainedintheQur'an: Allahtransformedsomeunbelievers(Jews)intoapes,sometosw ine...5:60 46
IslamicVoodoos
Jinnstakelivesofmanyhumans;thosemenwhomadefriendswiththeJinns,Allah willsendthemtohelltodwelltherepermanently...6:128 AllahsenttothedisbelieversofMosespeople:1.Epidemicslikeplagueamongmen andbeasts2.Attackoflocusts3.Attackoflice4.Attackoffrogs5.Waterturningto blood...7:133 Allahcausedamantosleepforacentury,thenraisedhimup;butthemanthought thathesleptonlyforaday...2:259 MessengersofdeathterminatethelivesoftherejectersoftheQuran7:37 TheauthenticIslamicsourcesareteemedwithmultitudeofincredible,audacious,and mindbogglingstuff,whichcanbeclassifiedasplainblackmagic.Hereisashortlistofsuch Islamicmagicmaterials.Tokeepthelengthofthisepisodeshortitisasummarisedversion ofmajorIslamicsuperstitionsandIslamicBlackMagic.
EFFECTSOFEVILEYES
Thisisaninterestingtopic.MostMuslimsbelievethatthemannerinwhichaperson, especiallyaninfidel,looksataMuslim,oratanyobjecthe(theMuslim)possesses,oratany foodheeats,hasaneffect(evil)onhispersonalwellbeing.Forexample,insomeIslamic countries,itiswidelybelievedthatoneshouldnoteatinthepresenceofabeggarorinfront ofastarvelingperson.Because,thepenetratinglookofthehungrypersonwillleadto
BASKETOFEVILEYETALISMANSFORSALEAT ANOUTDOOR MARKETINISTANBUL
stomachcraminyou. HereismoreonthisIslamicvoodoo. Theeffectofanevileyeisafact(SahihBukhari,7.71.636) Ifyouarecaughtbyanevileyethentakea bath(SahihMuslim,26.5427)
47
IslamicVoodoos
Theeffectofevileyestocausesicknessistrue(SunaanibnMajah,5.3506,3507) ForafflictionbyevileyesusewaterinwhichMuhammadshairhasbeen soaked(SahihBukhari,7.72.784) Trufflejuiceisamedicineforthespellofevileyes(SunaanTirmidhi,1194) InAshShifa(p.284)wereadthatMuhammadusedtalismento wordofftheeffectofevileyes.IbnIshaqrelatedthattheMessenger ofAllahusedtohaveatalismanagainsttheevileyesbeforethe revelationdescendedonhim.AftertheQur'anhaddescendedon himandhewasafflictedwithsomethingoftheevileyesKhadija askedhim,ShallIsendsomeonetoyoutomakeatalismanfor you?Hereplied,No,notnow.
ISLAMICINCANTATIONS,CHARMS,ANDSPELLS
HereisashortcompilationoftheseIslamicrituals. Incantationisallowedineverytypeofpoison(SahihBukhari,26.5442,5443) Muhammadidentifiedtheblackscarfaceofagirlastheinfluenceofanevileyeand recommendedtocureherbyincantation(SahihMuslim,26.5450) Bittenbyasnakeorstungbyascorpion,reciteSuraFateha(Sura1)andspitonthe bittenpart;curethelunacyofalunaticbyrecitingSuraFatehainthemorningandin theevening,andspittingonthelunaticforthreedays;MuhammadsaidIslamic
ABOYFROMAFGHANISTAN WEARINGPROTECTIVEAMULETS
charmistheonlygenuinecharm(SunaanAbuDawud,2.23.3413) 48
Ch.6:IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo UmmulQuran(SuraFateha)incantationisacureforall diseases(SahihMuslim,26.5459)
IslamicVoodoos
Towardofftheeffectofevileyesofjinnsorhumans,doincantationofthelasttwo SurasoftheQuran(SunaanibnMajah,5.3511) Muhammadbelievedinmagicandthoughtthathewasunderthespellofamagic castbyLabidbinalA'sam(SahihBukhari,7.71.658,660,661) LabidputmagicspellonMuhammad.Muhammadclaimedthatthemagicspell consistedof11knots(Lings,p.168) Muhammadwasunderaspellofmagic;hewasbewitched,thinkingthathehadsex withhiswives,whenhedidnot(SahihBukhari,8.73.89) Thereisnoharmincastingspellsolongasitdoesnotinvolve polytheism(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3877) Duetospell,Muhammadsmemorystartedfailing.Sura113and114refertothis charm(Lings,p.261) Islamicgeomancyisallowed(SunaanAbuDawud,3.29.3900) Forsomeseverepainwashtheaffectedpartseventimeswithyourrighthandand sayMuhammadsprayerofcastingspell(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3882) Muhammadusedtohealhiswivesbyplacinghisrighthandovertheplaceofailment andchantinglitany...(SahihBukhari,.71.639,646)
ISLAMICSUPERSTITIONS
InIslamtherearetoomanysuperstitions,perhapsabookcan bepennedonthistopicalone.Islamicsuperstitionisendemic becauseMuhammadwasanextremelysuperstitiousperson. HereisabrieflistofafewoutstandingIslamicSuperstitions. Mindyou,allthesesuperstitiousbeliefsarefromMuhammad, therefore,compulsoryforallMuslimstoadheretothem. Allahsendseclipsetofrightenthebelievers...(SahihBukhari, 2.18.167) Angelsdonotenterahouseinwhichthereisadogorthere arepictures(SahihBukhari,7.72.833) Ifyouliftyoureyestowardsskyduringprayeryoumaylose youreyesight(SahihMuslim,4.0862,0863) Ifyoufindasnakeinyourhouse(thatmaybeajinn; remembersnakesarenonMuslimjinns)makelifedifficult foritforthreedays,andifitgoesaway(itisabelieverinIslam)thenfine;ifnotthenkillit becauseitisanonbeliever(SahihMuslim,26.5558) AntssinggloryofAllah,sodonotkillants;onlykilltheantsthatbite you(SahihMuslim,26.5567,5568) 49
IslamicVoodoos
Allahwillchangethefaceofamantoanasssfaceifheliftshisheadbeforethe imam(SahihMuslim,4.0859,0860,0861) Theangelsdonotcomenearthreethings.These are:1.anunbelieversdeadbody2.anything perfumedwithsaffron3.sexuallydefiled people(SunanAbuDawud,33.4168) Whenacockcrows,ithasseenanangel;whenan assbraysithasseenthe devil(SunaanAbuDawud,3.41.5083) Angelsdonotenterahouseinwhichthereisabell(SunaanAbuDawud,3.34.4219) Snakeswithtwostripescausemiscarriageandblindnessinawoman;sokillthese snakes(SunaanibnMajah,5.3534,3535) Amiscarriagefetuswilldragitsmothertoparadise(SunaanibnMajah,2.1609) Ajihadistswoundsmellsofmusk(SunaanibnMajah,4.2795) TheQuranwillberaisedasapaleman(SunaanibnMajah,5.37 81) IfaMuslimcommitsasinAllahmarksablackspotinhisheart;ifherepentsAllahpolishes theheart;ifhekeepsrepeatingsinsthenhisheartisfullysmearedwithblackspotslike rust(SunaanTirmidhi,740) Theparentsofanabortedchildwillbeinhell;however,iftheabortedchilddisputesthe abortionthenAllahwillaskthechildtodrawwithitsumbilicalcorditsparentsto paradise(SunaanTirmidhi,555) AprayerissuspendedintheskyuntilblessingonMuhammadisprovoked. UmaribnalKhatabsaid,Supplicationandprayeraresuspendedbetweentheheavenand theearthandnoneofitrisestoAllahuntilyouprayontheProphet.Alirelatedsomething similarandadded,andonthefamilyofMuhammad.Itisrelatedthatsupplicationisveiled untiltheonemakingthesupplicationpraysontheProphet(AshShifa,p.253) IfyoudonotblessMuhammadyougetthesmellofacorpse.JabirsaidthattheProphetsaid, apeopledonotsitinagatheringandthenpartwithoutsayingtheprayerontheProphet thattheypartonsomethingfoulerthanthesmellofacorpse.(AshShifa,p.262263) Putblindfaithfirst,andthenstudytheQuran(SunaanibnMajah,1.61) BelieveMuhammadblindlyandheblessesyouseventimes(SunaanTirmidhi,1688,1689) Ifanyonesearchesforthisworldinsteadofreligiousknowledge,hewillbeturnedintoa pig(Ghazali,p.1.67) AnightprayerisnothingbutholdingsecrettalkswithGod(Ghazali,p.1.263) Forfatalillness,blowyourbreathafterrecitingSuraanNasandSuraal Fateha(SahihBukhari,7.71.631)
50
IslamicVoodoos
THEMAGICALPOWEROFMUHAMMADSBLOOD,URINE,ANDEXCREMENT
InAshShifawereadthefollowingunbelievabletext,depictingthemagicalpowerof Muhammadsbiologicalwasteproducts. DrinkMuhammadsbloodandnofirewilltouchyou. TherewasalsothetimewhenMalikibnSinandrankhisbloodontheDayofUhudandlicked itup.TheProphetallowedhimtodothatandthensaid,Thefirewillnottouch you(AshShifa,p.36). SomethingsimilaroccurredwhenAbdullahibnazZubayrdrankhiscuppedblood.The Prophetsaid,Woetoyoufromthepeopleandwoetothepeoplefromyou.Buthedidnot objecttowhathehaddone(AshShifa,p.36) DrinkMuhammadsurineandhavenostomachache. Somethingsimilarisrelatedaboutawomanwhodranksomeofhisurine.Hetoldher,You willnevercomplainofastomachache. Hedidnotorderanyofthemtowashtheirmouthsoutnordidheforbidthemtodoitagain (AshShifa,p.36). Muhammaddefecates,treesjointogether. Muhammaddefecatesinawadi,stonesandtreesjoin together. AmimosatreesoughtMuhammadspermissionto greethim(AshShifa,p.166). MuhammadibnSad,alWaqidisscribe,relatedthat AishasaidtotheProphet,Whenyoucomefrom relievingyourself,wedonotseeanythingnoxious fromyou.Hesaid,Aisha,dontyouknowthatthe earthswallowsupwhatcomesoutoftheprophetsso thatnoneofitisseen?(AshShifa,p.35) HereareafewexamplesofMuhammadspowerto performmiracles. MuhammadspatonthesickeyeofAli;Aliwenttofight andwon(ibnIshaq,p.514) EarthconcealedMuhammadsexcrement(ibnSad, p.196) Muhammadusedsalivamixedwithdusttocure illness(SahihMuslim,26.5444)
MUHAMMADSMOJEJA(MIRACLES)
PleasepursuethefollowingsummarisedversionofsomeofMuhammadsincredibleactsof miracles. Muhammadinvokedrainonlybypointinghisfinger...(SahihBukhari,2.13.55) WaterflowedlikespringsfromMuhammad'sfingers(1500people drank)...(SahihBukhari,4.56.776) 51
IslamicVoodoos
ThetrunkofadatepalmstartedcryingwhenMuhammadabandoneditasapulpit. WhenMuhammadrubbedhishandonit,thetrunkstoppedcrying(SahihBukhari, 4.56.783,784) Thepeopleheardthetrunksendingasoundlikethatofapregnantshecameltill Muhammadcametoit,andputhishandoverit,thenitbecame quiet(SahihBukhari,4.56.785)
ATM INAMUHAMMADSPLITTHEMOONINTOTWO ONEPART WASBEHINDTHEMOUNTAINSANDTHEOTHERPARTWASON THESIDEOFTHEMOUNTAIN
Muhammadsactofmiracle:anabundantincreaseinthesupplyof dates(SahihMuslim,1.0041,0042) Muhammadsfoodmiracle:hebroughtoutfoodfromhisfingers(SahihMuslim, 23.5059,5062,5063) AtMinaMuhammadsplitthemoonintotwo,onepartwasbehindthemountains andtheotherpartwasonthesideofthemountain(SahihMuslim,39.6725,6726, 6728,6729) Muhammadcaughtsomeraininhisgarmentclaimingthatthefreshraindropswere recentlybeenwithAllah(SunaanAbuDawud,3.41.5081) UponMuhammad'sinstructiontheleavesandflowerbudsofadatepalmtreecame tohimandwentaway;thisfeatofmiracleconvincedaBedouinthatMuhammadwas themessengerofAllah(SunaanTirmidhi,1537) Sheepproducedmilkwithoutevenevermating(AshShifa,p.185186) Muhammadtouchedtheudderofashegoatandhermilkflowed;heandAbuBakr drankthemilk(ibnSad,p.214) MuhammadperformedfoodmiraclewithFatimahskettle(ibnSad,p.215)
ISLAMICSUPERNATURALPOWER
Duetothelengthynatureofthistopic,hereisasummary: 52
IslamicVoodoos
MuhammadheardinParadise,Bilalsfootstepsinfrontofhim(SahihBukhari,2.21.250) Backgroundto74:15Muhammadsawtheangelsittinginachairbetweentheskyand earth(Sahih,Bukhari,4.54.461) AllahchangedagroupofIsraelitesintorats;ratswilldrinkthemilkofasheepbutnotthe milkofacamel(SahihBukhari,4.54.524) MuhammadintroducedGabrieltoAisha,butAishacouldnotseewhatMuhammad could(SahihBukhari,8.74.266) ThestoneinMeccausedtopaysalutationto Muhammadasaprophetevenbeforehis birth(SahihMuslim,30.5654) MuhammadsawaB.Kabmandragginghis intestineinParadise(SahihMuslim,40.6838) Muhammadcouldseeinfrontandbehindof him(SahihMuslim,4.0853,0854,0855,0856) Ifyouwearsuitsmadeofsilkandwoolyouwillbe transformedintoapesand swine(SunaanAbuDawud,3.32.4028) AllahmadethoseMuslimskilledinUhudthegreen birdsofparadise...(SunaanAbuDawud,14.2514) Mountainsandtreesgreeted Muhammad(SunaanTirmidhi,1535) SayAllahuAkbar,twelveangelsracetotakeyoutoAllah(SunaanNasai,2.888,889,904) WhenaprophetrecitestheQur'an,Allahlistenstoit(SunaanNasai,2.1020,1021, 1022,1023) Muhammadcouldseeinthedark.BaqiibnMukhalladrelatedthatAishasaid,TheProphet, mayAllahblesshimandgranthimpeace,couldseeaswellinthedarkashesawinthe light.(AshShifa,p.38) Mosescouldseeanantindarkness(AshShifa,p.38) TreesshadedMuhammadwhilehedefecated(AshShifa,p.165) ALotetreesplitinreverenceofMuhammad(AshShifa,p.167) AtreetalkedtoMuhammad(AshShifa,p.168) FoodtalkedwithMuhammad(AshShifa,p.169) PebblesglorifiedMuhammad(AshShifa,p.169) EverysingletreeandmountainMuhammadpassedsaidtohim,Peacebeuponyou, MessengerofAllah.(AshShifa,p.170) 53
IslamicVoodoos
Mountains,earth,andtheheavensobeyedMuhammad.IbnalMunkadirrelatedthatJibril toldtheProphet,Allahhasorderedheaven,earthandmountainstoobeyyou.Hesaid, Reprievemycommunity.PerhapsAllahwillturntothem.(AshShifa,p.165) Muhammadstrokedthebreastofapossessedchild;thechildvomitedsomethinglikea blackpuppy(AshShifa,p.178) SomeGodfearingpeoplefainted,andsomehadinstantaneousdeathwhentheyheard certainverseoftheQuran(Ghazali,p.1.222) OnceMuhammadrecitedaversefromtheQuranandatoncefelldownsenseless.Once Umarheardamanrecitingaverseonpunishment.He(Umar)immediatelyraisedaloud shriekandfelldownsenseless.Hewasbroughttohousebutsufferedforamonth(Ghazali, p.2.176) ImamShafeioncefellunconsciouswhenhelistenedtotherecitationoftheQuranbya Qazi(Ghazali,p.2.176) Ifapieceofclothoftheinmatesofhellisexposedtotheinmatesoftheworld,allwilldie duetoitsterriblestench.Dittoforanironchainofhell(Ghazali,p.2.202) WhenUmmJamil,withastonepiece,confrontedMuhammadandAbuBakrshesawonly AbuBakrandnotMuhammad;AllahmadeherblindtoseeMuhammad(ibnIshaq,p.162) Muhammadcalledatreeanditcametohim(ibnIshaq,p.179) MuhammadsprinkleddustonAbuJahlsmen,andtheycouldnotsee Muhammad(ibnIshaq,p.222) Muhammadsactofmiracle:atreecameandgreetedhim(ibnSad,p.195) MuhammadandGabrielsatontwotreesandstartedtoclimbtillMuhammadsawthedoor ofheaven(ibnSad,p.196) WheneverMuhammadwentabouttoattendhisbusiness(defecation),everystoneand everytreehepassedbywouldsay,praisebeuponyou.(Tabari,6.63) WhenMuhammadsummonedaclusterofdatesitcametohim.Hetoldittogobackandit wentback(Tabari,p.6.67) Gabrielwassittingonathronebetweenheavenandearth(Tabari,6.74)
MUHAMMADSNIGHTJOURNEY(ISRAANDMIRAJ)
WhenMuhammadslept,threeangelsvisitedhim;thenGabrieltookhimto heaven...(SahihBukhari,4.56.770) AngelswashedMuhammadsheartwithzamzamwater(SahihMuslim,1.0310) MuhammadsjourneytoheavenwasdonebyaBuraq(ananimalwhiteandlong,largerthan adonkeybutsmallerthanamule)(SahihMuslim,1.0309)
54
IslamicVoodoos
GabrielcleftroofofMuhammadshouse,openedMuhammadsheart,andthenwashedit withwithzamzamwaterwhenhewasinastateofbetweensleepandwakefulness;thenhe wastakenforaridetoheaven(SahihMuslim,1.0314) OnthenightofMiraj,MuhammadmetAbrahaminparadise;Abrahamtoldhimthatthe treesofparadisecryforAllah(SunaanTirmidhi,439) Duringnightjourney,MuhammadpassedbyMosesgraveandfoundMosesofferingprayer inhisgrave(SunaanNasai,2.1640) WhenBuraqmetMuhammaditsweated.AnassaidthattheBuraqwasbroughttothe ProphetonthenightofhisNightJourney.ItshiedawayfromhimandJibrilsaidtoit, WouldyoudothistoMuhammad?Noonehaseverriddenyouwhoismorehonouredwith Allahthanhe.AtthattheBuraqbrokeintoasweat(AshShifa,p.85) Whileascendingtoheaven,Muhammadsawthetonguesofnonpracticingpreachersarecut withscissors(Ghazali,p.1.68) WhenMuhammadascendedtotheseventhheaven(Miraj, 17:1)theangelsopenedMuhammadsbreast,then washeditwithzamzamwater(Tabari,p.vi.7879). Incaseyouareconfused,pleaseknowthatthereare severalcontradictoryversionsofthisincrediblespace travelofMuhammad.
ISLAMICHEARTSURGERYONMUHAMMAD
HereishowTabaridescribesthisincredibleevent: Muhammadwas40whenhereceivedthecommissioningasaprophet.Two angelsvisitedMuhammadwhilehewassomewhereinthevalleyofMecca. TheangelsweighedMuhammadagainsttenmen.andrepeatedthis weighingforseveraltimes.TheangelssaidthatMuhammadwouldoutweigh theentirecommunity.Oneangelcamedownonearthwhiletheother remainedbetweenheavenandtheearth.Theangelopened Muhammadsbreastandtookouthisheart.Theangelcleaned theheart.Awhitecatfacelikeobjectwasplacedin Muhammadsheart.TheangelsthensewedupMuhammads breastandplacedthesealofprophethoodbetweenhis shoulders(Tabari,p.vi.75) HereareafewahadithonMuhammadsNightJiurney: Muhammadsheartwasopenedandfilledwithwisdomand faith(SahihMuslim,1.0315) GabrielactedasIslam(SunaanNasai,1.497)
55
IslamicVoodoos
Muhammadhadsomemadnessinhim. HammadibnSalamasaidthattheProphetsaid,IhearavoiceandseealightandIfearthat thereissomemadnessinme.(AshShifa,p.284) PerhapsthegreatestofallIslamicblackmagicisthis: MuhammadbroughtoutthecorpseofAbdullahibnUbayyandputhis(Muhammads)saliva inhis(Abdullahs)mouth,andshroudedhiminhisownshirt(SahihMuslim,38.6678) BecausethishadisissuchaprofoundadmissionoftheexistenceofIslamicblackmagiclet usreadthishadisinfull.

SAHIHMUSLIM,BOOK038,NUMBER6678:
JabirreportedAllah'sApostle(maypeacebeuponhim)cametothegraveof 'Abdullahb.Ubayy,broughthimoutfromthat,placedhimonhiskneeand puthissalivainhismouthandshroudedhiminhisownshirtandAllah knowsbest. TheabovehadisistheepitomeIslamicBlackMagic.
56
CHAPTER7
ISLAMICGRAVEVOODOO
M
MUHAMMAD'SFUNERAL
anypeople,(Muslims,aswellasnonMuslims,believethat oncetheyhavediedtheywillremainatpeaceintheirburial chamberuntilAllahraisesthemupontheresurrectionday forthefinaljudgment.TheyhavelittleideathatIslamic activitiesonhumansdonotendwiththeirdeath.Inthis episodewewilllearnhowAllahwillnotletyougoscotfree,leave youinpeace,evenwhenyourcorpsehasbeenlaidinsideagrave.If youareanonMuslimyoureallywillhaveahorribletimeonce insideyourgrave.
ALLAHWILLGROWHUMANSFROMTHEIRGRAVES
Allahsaysinverse22:7thatthedayofresurrectionisacertainty. Hewillraiseallthosewhoareingraves.Allahrepeatsthesame themeinmanyotherverses,suchas36:7880.WemaywonderastohowAllahwillraiseus fromourgraveswhenourfleshandboneshaveturnedintosoil. InseveralversesoftheQur'anAllahprovidesanswertothisperplexingquestion. Inverse7:57AllahsaysthatHesendsthewindstocarrytheheavilyladencloudstofallas raininadeadlandtoproduceagriculture.IbnKathirextendsthisactofAllahtoincludethe regrowthofhumansfromfertilesoil.HewritesthatAllahwillsendrainforfortydays;
MUSLIMSBELIEVETHAT ONCETHEYHAVEDIED THEYWILL REMAINATPEACEINTHEIRBURIALCHAMBERUNTILALLAH RAISESTHEMUPONTHERESURRECTIONDAY.MEANWHILE THEYCANBESTILLUSEFULFORTHELIVINGMUSLIMS.
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.7:IslamicGraveVoodoo
corpseswillbebroughtuptotheirgravesjustlikeseedsaresown;thiswillbethe resurrectionofthedead.Allahconfirmsthisinverse30:25,saying:becauseHeavensand theearthareinHisdisposal;whenHecallsoutthedead,peoplewillrisefrombeneaththe soil(graves).JalalyninterpretsthisversethatthiswillhappenwhenIsrafilblowstheHorn. ThenAllahsaysinverse36:51thatwhenthetrumpetsounds,peoplewillrunfromgraves toHim.IbnAbbasexplainsthisversestatingthattheyemergefromtheirgravesand proceedtowardstheirLord.AccordingtoJalalynthisistheHornatthesecondBlastforthe Resurrection[totakeplace];betweenthetwoBlastsisanintervaloffortyyears. ToremoveconfusionfromthisIslamiccultivationofhumanbodiesinsoilsofgraves, IbnKathirmaintainsthattheinhabitantsofthegravesareneitherinthisworldnorinthe worldhereafter,andtheywillstaythere(ingraves)untilthedayofresurrection(23:100). WhenAllahwishestoresurrectthebodies,HewillsendrainfrombeneaththeThrone, whichwillcoverthewholeearth,andthebodieswillgrowintheirgraveslikeseedsgrowin theearth(35:9). Inverse54:7Allahsaysthattheunbelieverseyeswillbehumbled;theywillrunfromgraves likelocustsscattered(alsosee101:4).Verse82:15saythatAllahwillcleavethesky asunder,scatterthestars,andturnthegravesupsidedown.
ISLAMICINTERROGATIONINGRAVES
AhadisinSunaanTirmidhi(45)saysthatagraveisahorribleplace.Itisthefirststagein theresurrectionprocess. Haveyoueverthoughtabouttheaffairsofthepersonfreshlyburiedinagrave?Mostofus willhavenoclueastowhatbefallsonthedeadpersononcethefuneralisover,theperson laidtorestundersoil,andthemournersdepart. HereiswhatAllahdoestoafreshlydead,buriedcorpse: Oncepeoplehaveburiedadead,andstartdeparting,the deadmanlistenstothesoundsoftheshoesofhisrelatives aftertheyhaveputhiminhisgrave(SahihMuslim,40.6863). SunaanAbuDawud(2.20.3225)writesthatadeadman, whenplacedinagrave,hearsthesteppingsoundofhis departingcompanions. Further,inSunaanAbuDawud(3.40.4734)wereadthat whenamanisplacedinhisgraveandhisfriendsleavehim, hehearsthebeatoftheirsandals;thentwoangelscomeand speaktohim.SunaanTirmidhi(50)writesthatuponburial inagrave,aMuslimwillriseup,seethesettingsunandoffer prayer. Obviously,weshouldhavenodoubtaboutthefateoftheunbelieverscorpse,ashewillnot offeranyIslamicprayer. SahihMuslim(40.6862)writesthataftertheburialinthegrave,andafterthemourners havelefttheburialsite,twoangelsenterthegraveandaskthedeadpersonregardingAllah 58
IslamicVoodoos
andMuhammad.IfhewereanonMuslimhewouldbeshownhisseatinhellfire.Oncethe angelsaresatisfiedthatthecorpseisthatofaMuslim,theyexpandthegraveofthebeliever toseventycubits,andhewillbeshownhisplaceinparadise.SahihBukhari(2.23.450,451) furtherexplains,inconnectionwithverse14:27,thatthedeadmansitsupinhisgraveand theangelstalktohimaboutAllahandMuhammad. ThenamesofthosetwoangelswhointerrogatethefreshlyburiedcorpseareMunkarand Nakir.InSunaanTirmidhi(44)wegetadescriptionofthesetwoangelsofgraves.Thishadis saysthatMunkarandNakir,thetwoangelsofgrave,haveblackfacesandblueeyes.They willquestionaMusliminhisgrave.WhensatisfiedwiththeanswersregardingMuhammad andIslam,theseangelswillincreasethevolumeoftheMuslimsgraveto4900cubicfeet, lightthegrave,andinstructtheMuslimtohaveapeacefulsleep.Forahypocritehis gravesideswillbesqueezedsomuchso,thathisbonesarecrushed. HereareafewmoreahadithtounderstandwhatAllahdoestoacorpseonceitisinsidea grave: Apersonwillberaisedinthesameverystateinwhichhehad died(SahihMuslim,40.6878) WhenaMuslimisquestionedinhisgravehetestifiesthatthereisnogodbutAllah, andMuhammadisAllahsmessenger.ItiswrittenintheQuranin 14:27(SunaanAbuDawud,3.40.4732) MunkarandNakir,thetwoterribleangels,willmakeadeadpersonsitupwithhis soulandbody(ingrave)andaskhimquestionsabouthisreligionandhisprophet. Thisisthefirstexaminationafterdeath(Ghazali,p.1.1010)
ISLAMICTORMENTINGRAVES
Manypeople(includingmanymoderateMuslims)willfinditimpossibletobelievethat Allahwilltormentthemintheirgraves.However,AllahismercilesswhenHedealswiththe unbelievers.Ghazali(p.1.117)writesthatbeliefinthepunishmentofgraveiscompulsory. MaliksMuwatta(16.6.18)saysthatevenachild(infidel,ofcourse)isliabletobetormented inhis/hergrave.
CASKETSARENOTALLOWEDINSIDEANISLAMICGRAVE 59
IslamicVoodoos
Curiously,MuhammadborrowedthisconceptofAllahstormentingravefromtheJewsof Medina.Inverse40:45AllahsaysthatHeprotectedthebeliever(Mosesdisciple)whowas inthemidstofPharaohspeople,butdestroyedPharaoh.Ontheexegesisofthisverse ibnKathirwritesthatinthebeginningMuhammaddeniedtherewouldbethepunishment inthegrave.Later,whenheheardfromaJewishwomanwhenshetoldAishaaboutthe punishmentingrave,Muhammadchangedhismind.Muhammadnowinsistedthatthe unbelievers,includingtheJews,aretormentedintheirgraves(SahihBukhari,2.23.457). LetusfirstexaminetheQur'anabouttheIslamictormentperpetratedoninfidelsintheir graves. SahihMuslim(40.6861)writesthatMuhammadheardthesoundoftortureoftheJewsin theirgraves. Allahsaysinverse6:31thatontheresurrectionday,theunbelieverswillregretwhenthey havetocarrytheirloadsontheirbacks.IbnKathirexplainsthisbizarresituation(load)in thismanner: Everyunjustperson,uponenteringhisgrave,willmeetamanwithuglyface, darkskinandawfulodourandwearingdirtyclothes;ontheresurrectionday theunjustpersonwillcarrythisuglycompaniononhisbacktoenterhell. Previously,wereadthatthetwoangels,MunkarandNakir,willinterrogatetheinhabitants ofgraves.So,thisuglyman,withdarkskinandterriblebodyodour,mustbeanotherhuman (anunbeliever,perhaps)whowillenterthegravetohumiliatethenonMuslimburiedinhis grave. Inverse52:47wereadthatbesidesthepunishmentontheresurrectionday,theunbelievers willreceiveadditionalpunishment.Inverse32:21Allahspecifiesthisadditional punishment.Inthisverse(32:21)AllahsaysthatHewillmeteoutlighterpenaltyinthislife, beforeinflictingthesupremepenaltyhereafter.AccordingtoibnAbbasthislower punishmentreferstothepunishmentofthelifeofthisworld:drynessoftheland,drought, hunger,assassination,andthepunishmentofthegrave. AllahrepeatsHisthreatinverse40:11.InthisverseAllahsaysthatthedisbelieverswill suffertwodeaths;theywillbegAllahforareprieve.AccordingtoibnAbbasthefirstdeathis whenAllahtookawaytheirsouls[inthelifeoftheworld]andtheseconddeathrefersafter MunkarandNakirhadquestionedthemintheirgraves. Whilethereason/stopunishtheunbelieversintheirgravesinunderstandable,itisquite interestingtonotethatAllahevenpunishesthoseMuslims(intheirgraves),becauseoftheir familyswailingoverhim(SahihMuslim,4.2015,2018,2025). SunaanibnMajah(2.1593)writesthattheangelstormentadeadbodyforitsrelatives wailingoverit. WemaywonderaboutthemodalityofAllahstortureontheinmatesofgraves:Hereisa summaryofhowAllahsangelswillcarryoutthetorment. NinetyninepoisonousdragonsbiteanonMusliminhisgrave;thedragons breathingairwilldestroyallverdureonearth(SunaanTirmidhi,46) 60
IslamicVoodoos
Whenamanisplacedinhisgravetheangelcomestohimandaskshimquestions regardinghisfaith.Aninfidelisgivenablowbetweenhisearswithaniron hammer(SunaanAbuDawud,3.40.4733) Muhammadsaid,Thepunishmentofanunbelieveristhat,inhisgraveninetynine serpentswillbebitinghimandeachserpentwillhavesevenheads.Thiswill continueuptotheResurrectionDay.(Ghazali,p.4.4150)
ISLAMICREWARDSINGRAVES
Justastheinfidelswillundergoexcruciatingtormentintheirgraves,Allahhasreserved muchrewardforMuhammadsardentfollowers.
THEFUNERALCEREMONY OFAYATOLLAHHAJMIRZAJAVAD AQATABRIZI
Wehadalreadynotedthattheangelsofgraves(MunkarandNakir)wouldexpandthesize ofaMuslimsgrave,andlightthegraveoncetheyaresatisfiedwiththeinterrogation.There aremorerewardsfortheMuslimsintheirgraves,suchas: DieonaFridayoronaThursdaynight,andyouwillnotfacethetormentof grave(SunaanTirmidhi,414) WhenaMuslimisburied,thegravewillexpanditsdimensiontoinfinityandshow thedeadMuslimthedoorofparadise;foraninfidel,thegravewillsqueezeand seventydragonswilltakechargeoftheinfidel(SunaanTirmidhi,1429) Whileonajourney,aMuslimmanspregnantwifediedbutherchildwasbornina grave.Peoplesawlightinhergrave.Whenhergravewasdug,theyfoundachild insidethegraveplayingwiththelamp.Thechildexactlyresembledthe father(Ghazali,p.2.1580) AllahextendsthegraveforextollingHim(Mishkat,1.91) JesuswillbeburiedwithMuhammad(obviously,thisisarewardfor Muhammad)(SunaanTirmidhi,1522) 61
CHAPTER8
ISLAMICMEDICINEVOODOO
A
ISLAMHASCUREFOR ALLDISEASE
skanyIslamist,andhewilltellyouthatIslamisnotonlya religion,butitisalsoacompletecodeoflife.Islamistsstrongly believethatIslamhastheperfectsolutionforallthehuman problemsinthisworld,aswellasinthenextworld.Thatis, lifeafterdeath.NonMuslimsmightbeamazedthatthereisno fieldofknowledgewhereIslamdoesnothaveasay.Thus,Islamic Medicineisverymuchalive,well,andthrivingagainstallodds.Ditto forIslamicSurgeryandIslamicAlternativeMedicines.Pleasevisitan Islamicbookstoretomarvelatthenumberofbooksandmanuals availableextollingtheunfailingqualitiesofAllahsmedicines. Thisepisodeisaconciseversionofwhatwemightexpectfrom
IslamicMedicines.
ISLAMICCAUTERIZINGANDCUPPING
Cauterizingisatechniqueofsearingorburningtheskinwithfire.DuringMuhammad's time,intheabsenceofqualifiedphysiciansorsurgeons,thiswasaprevalentpracticeamong theBedouinArabs.Theyusedthistechniquetostopbleeding.Whenawoundbecame infectedthedesertsurgeonswouldheatapieceofmetalrod,andseartheaffectedpart. Needlesstosay,thiswasaverycrude,extremelypainful,andoftendangerouspractice. Muhammad,however,proclaimedthatcauterizationisasurgicalmethodauthorizedby Allah. CuppingwasanothersurgicaltechniqueusedbythedesertdwellersofmedievalArabiato healcertainillnesses.Inthistechnique,usingasharpobjectsuchasaneedle,anincision wasmadeoncertainpartofthebody,usuallyontheneckoronscalp.Thenanexperienced
EVENTODAYSUCHCAUTERY TOOLSARECOMMONLYUSED INMUSLIMCOUNTRIES
IslamicVoodoos cupper
Ch.8:IslamicMedicineVoodoo
wouldsucktheincisiontodrawoutthebloodfromthebody.TheArabsbelievedthat cuppingwouldhealheadache.HistoricalevidencesuggeststhatMuhammadwasachronic suffererfrommigraineheadache.Hehadtoresorttoregularcuppingtoreducehispain. Cuppingneededexperiencedcuppers.SoMuhammadengagedanumberofcuppersto performthissurgery.SomecuppersevendrankMuhammadsblood(readtheepisode, IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo). Herearetwoahadithtodemonstratethat MuhammadengagedhimselfinIslamiccupping: SunaanAbuDawud:Vol.ii,Number2097 AbuHurairahsaid:AbuHindcuppedthe Prophet(maypeacebeuponhim)inthe middleofhishead;TheProphet(maypeace beuponhim)said:BanuBaydah,marry AbuHind(toyourdaughter),andaskhimto marry(hisdaughter)toyou.Hesaid:The bestthingbywhichyoutreatyourselfis cupping. SunaanAbuDawud:Vol.ii,Number1832 IbnAbbasSaid:TheApostleofAllah(may peacebeuponhim)hadhimselfcuppedin hisheadwhenhewasinthesacredstate (wearingihram)duetoadiseasefrom whichhewassuffering. Hereisasummaryofafewmoreahadith extollingthevirtuesofIslamiccupping: Cuppingisthebestmedical treatment(SunaanAbuDawud, 3.3848) Cuttingvein(cupping)isamedical treatment(SunaanAbuDawud, 3.3855) Muhammadusedacupperandgavethe cupperhiswages(SunaanAbuDawud, 2.3416) Forheadacheusecupping;forpainin legsdyethemwith henna(SunaanAbuDawud,3.3849) Pouringoutbloodwithoutmedical treatmentisok(SunaanAbuDawud, 3.3850) 64
IslamicVoodoos
Muhammadhadhimselfcuppedabovethethighforacontusionfromwhichhe suffered(SunaanAbuDawud,3.3854) Thankstomodernsurgicalmethods;today,thosetwotechniquesareconsidered unhygienic,unscientific,andlethal.Assuch,theyarerelegatedtovoodoomedicinecategory, and,inmanycountriesthesecrudetechniquesarebanned. ButinIslam,bothcauterizingandcuppingliveon;theyareAllahssurgery. SahihBukhari(7.71584,600,605)mentionsthathealingisinthreethings:agulpofhoney, cuppingandbrandingwithfire(cauterizing).AnotherhadisinSahihBukhari(7.71.617) recommendstheMuslimstogetcauterizedasarelieffrompleurisy.SahihMuslim(26.5467) writesthatcuppingisaremedyforpain.InibnMajah(5.3478)Muhammadsaysthat cuppingsoftensthebackboneandimprovestheeyesight. MuhammadrecommendsthatthebestdaytodocuppingisThursday,beforeeatingany food.Healsobelievedthatcuppingincreasesintelligence,improvesmemory,andlowers bloodpressure(SunaanTirmidhi,1197).
THEQUR'ANANDHONEYARECURESFORALLILLNESS
Curiously,despiteaplethoraofIslamicMedicinesandSurgery,perhapstheonlyverseinthe Quran,whichmentionsIslamicmedicine,is16:69.InthisverseAllahsaysthatHeinstructs thebeestoeatfromvarietiesoffruit;thentheyrelease colouredliquidfromtheirstomachs(honey)andthis liquid(honey)ishealing.IbnKathirprovidesthereason whyhoneyisagoodmedicine.Accordingtohimhoneyis hot,soitisacureforallcolddiseases,becauseadisease shouldbetreatedwithitsopposite. InSunaanibnMajah(5.3452)wereadthatMuhammad saidhoneyandtheQuranaretheremediesforalldisease. ThesamemedicalvirtuesoftheQur'anandhoneyarerepeatedinSunaanTirmidhi(1196). HereareafewmorerecommendationsontheuseoftheQur'anasanIslamicmedicine.For moreonthispleasereadtheepisodeIslamicBlackMagicVoodoo. IfyoufallillthenreciteSuraIkhlas(Sura112),SuraalFalaq(Sura113),andSura anNaas(Sura114),blowonyourpalmandthenpassthemoveryour face(SahihBukhari,7.71.644,647) WhensomeoneinthefamilyfallssickreciteSuras113and114andblowover him(SahihMuslim,26.5439,5440) ReciteSuraalFateha(Sura1)thenspitsalivaontheaffected part(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3888) SuraalFateha(Sura1)curesalunatic(SunaanAbuDawud,28.3892) 65
IslamicVoodoos
ISLAMICHERBALANDNATUROPATH
HereisacompilationofIslamicherbalmedicines.
ThewaterofKama(akindoffungus)isacureforeyetrouble...(SahihBukhari, 6.60.5)
Blackcuminisahealingforalldiseaseexceptassam (death)...(SahihBukhari,7.71.591,592) Indianincensehashealingsforsevendiseases,viz:throattrouble,pleurisy,and inflammationoflungs...(SahihBukhari,7.71.596) Seaincenseisagoodmedicine...(SahihBukhari,7.71.599) Truffles(undergroundfungus)healseyediseases...(SahihBukhari,7.71.609) Forloosemotiondrinkhoney,ifgetsworsethenitisyourabdomenwhichtoldthe lienotAllahsmedicine(SahihBukhari,7.71.614) Nigellaseedisaremedyforeverydiseaseexcept death(SahihMuslim,26.5489,5490) Talbinaisaremedyforgrief(SahihMuslim, 26.5491) Ajwahdatesarefromparadise;itisacurefor poison;trufflejuice(akindofsubterraneanfungus) isamedicinefortheeye(SunaanTirmidhi,1127, 1194) AndhereisalistofIslamicNaturopathtechniquesto cure/avoidillnesses: Fourthingsthatreduceeyesightare:tolookatunclean andimpureobjects,toseeonebeinghanged,tolookat femaleprivatepartsandtositkeepingKababehind.(Ghazali,p.2.19) Fouractsthatimprovesexualpowerare:toeatthemeatofsparrows,toeatbigAtrifruit,to eatpistachio,andtoeatwaterfruit(Ghazali,p.2.20) Sleeplessnessmakestheheartbright,pure,andradiant.(Ghazali,p.3.67) Diseasescompensatesins.Feverofonedayexpiatesthesinsofayear(Ghazali,p.4.239) Afewansars(Islamichelpers)wantedtogetblindbecauseMuhammadsaidAllahhas reservedparadiseforapersonwhosetwoeyesareblind(Ghazali,p.4.239) Ifyouloveanymaterialobjectitwillcauseyoublindnessand deafness(SunaanAbuDawud,41.5111) 66
IslamicVoodoos
CATTLEURINE,DUNG,ANDFLYWINGSAREISLAMICMEDICINES
Allahhasmadethebodywasteofcattleasmedicinesfor humans.Inverses36:7173Allahsaysthathehascreated domesticcattletobeundertheownershipoftheirowners, sometobeusedfortransportandsometobeeaten.To elaboratetheseversesibnKathirwritesthatcattleurine canbedrunkasamedicine(alsoreadpart3,Islamic AnimalsandInsectsVoodoo). TobesurethatAllahdidnotmakeanymistakesin designatingcattleurine/dungtobeusedasIslamic medicine,thereareanumberofahadithwhere Muhammadhasemphaticallyconfirmedthisdivine medicine.Hereisapartiallistofahadithtoillustratethis guaranteedmedicineofAllah: Horsesdungandurinearepure:thereare rewardsforkeepingahorseforJihad;forwhatthe horsehaseaten,drank,andforitsdungand urine...(SahihBukhari,4.52.105) Camelsmilkandurinearemedicines(SahihBukhari,7.71.589,590,623) Drinkcamelsurineandmilk,theyaregoodmedicines(SunaanibnMajah,5.3503) AllahdidnotforgetthemagicalhealingpowerofMuhammad'sbodywaste.AliDashti writesthatmanyMuslimsbelievedthatMuhammad'surineandfaeceswerepure.AliDashti mentionsthatUmmAyman(Muhammad'swetnurse)drankMuhammad'surine (Dashti,p.67).TolearnmoreaboutthemagicalpowerofMuhammad'surineandfaeces pleasereadtheepisode(episode5)IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo. Perhaps,themostintriguingIslamicmedicineisthehealingpowerofahousefly. SahihBukhari(4.54.337)writesthatoneofthewingsofaflyhasadisease;itsotherwing hasthecure.Soifaflyfallsinadrinkdipitinthedrink,andgulpthewater. Herearetwomoreahadithtoconfirmthatthehadis quotedisstrongandauthentic. Ifaflyfallsinavessel,dipallofitandthen throwtheflyaway,forinoneofitswingsthere isadiseaseandintheotherthereis healing(SahihBukhari,7.71.673) Onewingofaflycontainspoison;theother wingcontainsmedicine,soifaflyfallsonyour drinkdipitinsidethe drink(SunaanibnMajah,5.3504,3505)
67
IslamicVoodoos
HUMANSALIVA,DUST,ANDASHAREISLAMICMEDICINES
Islamdoesnotoverlookthehealingpowerofhumansaliva.Availableeverywhere,inmany ahadith,wereadaboutthesepowerfulandextremelycheapIslamicmedicines.Hereisa partiallistofahadithextollingthehealingpowerofIslamicsalivaandIslamicash. Forexcessivebleeding,applyashofburntpalmleaves(SahihBukhari,7.71.618) Foranypain,mixsalivawithdust,andthenapplyontheaffected part(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3886) Muhammadspatonawound,andtherewasnopus(AshShifa,p.178) JusttoensurethatIslamicsaliva,Islamicash,andIslamicdustareindeedAllahsmedicine tocuremanydiseases,hereisashortlistofcitationsonMuhammad'shealingpowerofhis saliva: Muhammadspatondust,adyingmandrankitandthathealedthe man(AshShifa,p.178) Muhammadspatintheeyeofablindman;theblindmanregainedhis sight(AshShifa,p.178) MuhammadspatinAliseye,theaffectedeyehealed(AshShifa,p.178) DuringthebattleofKhaybarMuhammadspatonthethighwoundofSalamibn alAkwa;thishealedSalamibnAkwa(AshShifa,p.178) MuhammadspatonthebrokenthighofAliibnalHakam;histhighhealed immediately(AshShifa,p.178) MuhammadspatontheseveredhandofMuawwidhibnAfra,thehand joined(AshShifa,p.178) Muhammadsmouthwashhealedachild(AshShifa,p.178) WashwaterfromMuhammadsblackshirtcuresdisease(AshShifa,p.183) MuhammadspatinawellofMedina;thewaterbecamethesweetestamongallwells inMedina(AshShifa,p.183)
68
CHAPTER9
ISLAMICMOSQUEVOODOO
osquesareextraordinaryplacesforallMuslims.Itisnotonlyaplaceforthe worshipofAllah,butalsoaplacetoconductmanyIslamicactivities.Besides offeringregulardaily,andweeklycongregationprayers,amosqueisalsoaplace whereallplanningandlogisticsarecarriedouttoconductJihad,serveascacheof arms,metingouthududpunishments,andmanufacturingcenterforthenext generationofIslamicexecutioners,Islamists,andsuicidebombers.Itwillbequiteprudent tosaythathewhocontrolsmosquescontrolsIslam.Acorollaryofthishypothesisisthatif anycountrywishestocontaintherabidIslamists,itmustseverelyrestricttheconstruction
CACHEOFARMSINFINSBURY PARKMOSQUE (U.K.2003)
ofmosques. PleasenotethatbecauseofthegreatimportanceofmosquesfortheIslamicconquestofthe infidelworld,theIslamistshavevowedtoconstructatleastonemosqueinasuburboftheir adoptedcountry(readinfidelland).Islamistsfirmlybelievethatconstructingonemosquein aKafirlandisonevictoryforIslam.It(theconstructionofmosquesininfidelterritories)is thefirststepintheconquest(orthedefeat)oftheKafirlandbyIslam. Inthisepisode,weshallobserveafewuniquefeaturesofIslamicmosquesandlearnafew lessonsastohowtocombatthemushroomingoftheseterrorcenters.
AMOSQUEISAMARKET
Themostimportantaspectofamosqueisthatitisreallyabusinesscenteranexchange (muchlikeaStockExchange)wheretradingisconductedbetweenAllahandthetrue Muslims.ThisconceptofanIslamicmosquemightcomeasshockingnewstomanyinfidels, aswellastonotsogoodMuslims.However,wemustdigestthetruth.Wemustlearnthata mosqueisatradingpitwherecontractsaremadebetweenAllahandthemosquegoersto extirpateunIslamfromtheworld.ManynonMuslimsmakegravemistakeswhenthey equalmosqueswithotherworshippingcenters,suchasHindu,BuddhistorSikhtemples, ChristianChurches,andJewishSynagogues.
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.9:IslamicMosqueVoodoo
LetusexaminetheopinionsofafewstalwartsofIslamastothestatusofamosqueinIslam. OneofthegreatestIslamicscholarsofalltime,Ghazali(p.2.60)wroteinIhyaUloomalDin thatmosquesaremarketsforthenextworld.GhazaliexhortstheMuslimstokeeptheearly andthelastpartofthedayforthenextworld(i.e.,formosques)andthemiddlepartofthe dayforthisworld(i.e.forthebusinessmarket).
ALLAHGUARANTEESPARADISETOANIMAM
MaliksMuwatta(9.24.95)expoundsthesameconceptofamosque,equatingamosqueto themarketofthenextworld.PleasenotethatMaliksMuwattaistheoldestandthemost authenticShariaLaws.ItsprovisionsarebindingtoallMuslims,especiallyoftheMalikisect. AmosqueissuchanimportantmarketforthenextworldthatGhazali(p.1.149150)further writesthatAllahassuresunconditionalparadiseforhimwhoworksasanImamina mosque.AMuazzin(crierofprayer)willalsoenterIslamicparadiseunconditionallyafter hisserviceoffortyyears.GhazalicontinuessayingthatyourImamistherepresentativeof Allahonyourbehalf.AnImamstandsbetweenAllahandHisservants;praybehindanImam toenterIslamicParadise.
MOSQUESAREFORMUSLIMSONLY
WeoftenhearfromIslamistapologists(residinginthewesterncountries)thatIslamis peaceful,nondiscriminatory,andaccommodatesallreligion.ThesecunningIslamistsoften attempttoportrayIslamasuniversalbrotherhood,asifnonMuslimsarelikebrothersto theMuslims.Nothingcanbefurtherfromthetruth.IntheQuran,wereadthatmosquesare forMuslimsonly(9:18).NonMuslims,especiallytheidolaters,aresimplyunclean,dross, anddespicable(9:28).Theyhavenoaccessinanymosques(9:17).Allahhatesthe nonMuslimssomuch,thatibnKathir,inconnectionwith9:17,writesthatmosquesare housesofAllah;nonMuslimshavenorighttobethere.Ontheexegesisofverse9:28, ibnKathirsaysthatMuslimsarepure;theidolaters,theJewsandtheChristiansareimpure; theyshouldnotenteramosque.Inverse9:5AllahexhortstheMuslimstokillthe nonMuslimswherevertheyarefound.TherealityisthatifanonMuslimisfoundloitering inamosque,MuslimsareincontractwithAllahtokillhim. 70
IslamicVoodoos
ThereasonwhynonMuslimsarenotkilledwhen theyvisitamosqueissimplybecausevast majorityofMuslimsdonotfollowrealIslam,the IslampreachedandpracticedbyMuhammad. Muhammadsbiographytellsusthathedidnot hesitatetokillMeccanpaganseveninsideKaba, whichtotheQurayshwasaninviolableplace; anyonewhotookshelterinsideKaba,hislife becamesacred,andcouldnotbeextinguished. Withoutcompunction,Muhammadbrokethis ageoldtraditionoftheArabs.Weshouldnow understandwhymosquesinIraq,Pakistan,Sudan, Nigeriaareoftendrenchedinblood.Mindyou,if youareaSunni,youareanunbelievertothe Shiaandsoon.AsIpennedthisepisode,Iread thenewsthatIslamistjihadistshavekilledabout 60MuslimworshippersinamosqueinPakistan.I hadalookatthebloodsoakedfloorofthe mosqueitwasblood,blood,andblood everywhere,thebloodofMuslimskilledby Muslims.Theseworshipperswereattendingthe prayersessionofthesecondmostimportantdayintheIslamiccalendar,EidulAzha.This incidencesimplydemonstratesthecannibalisticnatureofIslamwheninfidelsblooddry up(unavailable),Islamtakesshowerinitsownblood,initsveryownplacethemosques. MuhammadandtheCaliphsdidthis(murderinmosques),andunsurprisingly,Muhammads devotedjihadistsaresimplyrepeatingtheIslamichistory. GhazalialsowritesthatmosquesareAllahshousesintheworld,andHisneighborsare thosepeoplewhofrequentthemosques(Ghazali,p.1.138).
ALLAHDISCRIMINATESAMONGMOSQUES
Notallmosquesarethesame.Allahgradesamosquebasedonitslocation.Hereiswhat Allahsaysaboutthemeritpoints(thesemeritpointsareexchangeableontheresurrection day). 1prayerinMecca=100000prayersinanordinarymosque;1prayerintheMedina mosqueofMuhammad=10000prayers;1prayeratBaitalMuqaddis=1000 prayers(Ghazali,p.1.192) Prayinanordinarymosques=25timesprayerinhouse;Jamemosque=500,Al aqsa=50000,Medina=50000,Mecca=100000times(Mishkat,2.98)
OneprayerinMuhammad'smosque(inMedina)isbetterthan1000prayersin anyothermosques,excepttheKabamosque(SahihBukhari,2.21.282)
AprayerinthemosqueofMuhammadisthousandtimesbetterthanaprayerinany othermosqueexcepttheMasjidalHaram(Kaba)(MaliksMuwatta,14.4.9)
71
IslamicVoodoos
MOSQUESARETRADINGCENTERSOFSINSANDPIETY
InIslam,itispermissibletocommitsins(anynumber)solongasthesinner,having committedasin,goestoamosqueandoffersprayers. Ghazaliwritesthatifamangoestothemosqueafterablution,onerewardiswrittenfor eachstephetakes,andAllahforgivesonesin.Allahincreasesthisrewardtotenfoldwhen thesinnerfinishestheprayeratthetimeofsunrise,onerewardiswrittenforhiseveryhair ofhisbodyandtherewardofoneacceptedHajjisgiventohim(Ghazali,p.1.251). SahihBukhari(3.34.330)writesthatonesteptoamosqueonesinisforgiven.
Intheoryatleast,aMuslimisfreetocommitanynumberofsins,andthenturntoAllah byvisitingamosque,barefoot.Ghazaliwritesfurtherthathavingcommittedasin,make ablutionwell,andpraytworakatinamosque.Allahwillforgivethesinscommitted,before enteringthemosque(Ghazali,4.45).

VisitingamosqueandprayingissoimportantthatMaliksMuwatta(9.18.56)contendsthat goingtoamosqueislikejoininginjihadandreturningwithbooty. Theabovehadisexplainswhymosquesarejihad(readIslamistterror)centres,fromwhere allthemodusoperandiofIslamicterrorattacksisplanned. Pleasereadthefollowingsummarisedahadithandyouwillappreciatewhythejihadists emergefrommosquesaskillers,beheaders,rapists,andplunderers. Allahobliteratessinsforperformingathoroughablution,walkingtothemosque, andwaitingforthenextprayer(SahihMuslim,2.0485) HewhoofferstheMorningPrayerinamosqueisundertheprotectionof Allah(SahihMuslim,4.1381) Angelsinvokeblessingsaslongasyouareinsidea mosque(SahihMuslim,4.1396,1397,1399) Attendmosqueearlyduringjuma,andyouwillsitdownclosertoAllahduring resurrection(SunaanibnMajah,2.1094) Walktothemosque,andgetrewardforeachstep(SunaanNasai,1.708,709) Whenyougotoamosquetoofferprayers,angelsblessyou(SunaanNasai,1.736) Muhammadsaid,Hewhokeepssittinginamosquewillmeet God.(Ghazali,p.4.321) AregularmosquegoerisatrueMuslim(9:18)(SunaanTirmidhi,236)
ALLAHRECORDSMOSQUEATTENDANCE
Allahmaintainsamosquelikeaprofessionalestatemanager.Hekeepsameticulousrecord ofattendanceofeachMuslim.AllahismoreseriousabouttheattendanceonFriday congregation(jumaprayer). 72
IslamicVoodoos
HereareafewahadithonhowAllahrecordstheattendancesofHismosquegoers. EveryFridaytheangelsstandatthegatesofmosquesandtakeattendancesin chronologicalorder(SahihBukhari,4.54.433) EveryFridaydevilsgotothemarketswiththeirflagstopreventthepeoplefrom Fridayprayers;theangelssitatthedoorofmosquesearlyinthemorningand recordtheattendancetimeofeachpersonuntiltheImamcomesoutfromthe mosque...(SunaanAbuDawud,3.1046) Lastly,AllahimposesseverepenaltytothoseMuslimswhodaretobeabsentfromthe nearestmosque.InSunaanibnMajah(1.791,795),wereadthatifMuslimsdonotprayat mosquesthenburntheirhouses. Hereareafewmoreahadithinconnectionwithmosques, whichthereadersmightfindinteresting. TheMuaddhinswillhavethelongest necks(Mishkat,2.47) IfyouwanttovisitAllahinyourmosquethen wearwhitedress(SunaanTirmidhi,1162) Begginginamosqueis allowed(SunaanAbuDawud,2.9.1666) Competitiontobuildmosquesisthesignoflast hour(SunaanNasai,1.692)
73
CHAPTER10
ISLAMICHYGIENEVOODOO
anyvisitorstoIslamicParadisesareoftentakenabackwhentheyobservethe horrifyinghygienicconditioninthesecountries,eitherinpublicplaces,orinthe privacyofitsIslamiccitizens.Forexample,inIslamiccountriessuchasPakistan, Bangladesh,Sudan,Nigeria,Mauritaniaandsoon,peopleoftenspitanywhere theylike;urinateanddefecateinpublicplaces,wheneveropportunitypermits, oblivioustothefactthathumansalivaandexcrementare potentialcarriersofdeadlygermsandviruses.Inmany IslamicParadises,publicplaces,suchasparks,recreation centres,sportsfacilitiesetc.,areoftenlitteredwith obnoxiousobjectsincludinghumanfaeces.Theopen sewersonbothsidesoftheroad,therawsewageinfested railwaytracks,thedirt,andlitterinuncultivatedor unoccupiedspacesoftenproducerevulsiontoanyvisitors whodaretoexperiencesuchhorribleunhygienic conditionsinmanyIslamicParadises. HasIslamanythingtodowithsuchaterriblehealthhazard?Oristhisduetopoverty? LetusexaminethesourcesofIslamtogaugethetruth.Thereaderswillnotethatmany unhygienicpracticesfollowedinsuchIslamicParadises(DaralIslam)emanatedirectly fromthepracticesofMuhammadasdescribedina numberofahadith(Muhammadsactorsunna).These ahadithtellusthatMuhammadandhiscompanions, includinghiswives,livedinterribleunhygienicconditions. Theyhadverylittleregardforahealthy,cleanand diseasefreeenvironment.Theywereinuredtothedirty, unclean,andoftenunhealthypracticesofthedesert Bedouins. Herearethreeahadithtolearnaboutthepathetic personalhygieneofMuhammadandhisfollowers: Somejihadistslicefellfromtheirheadsontheir faces(SahihBukhari,5.59.503) SahihBukhari,Volume5,Book59,Number503 NarratedKabbinUjra: TheProphetcametomeatthetimeofAl HudaibiyaPledgewhilelicewerefallingonmyface.Hesaid,"Aretheliceof yourheadtroublingyou?"Isaid,"Yes."Hesaid,"Shaveyourheadandfast forthreedays,orfeedsixpoorpersons,orslaughterasheepassacrifice." (Thesubnarrator,Aiyubsaid,"Idonotknowwithwhichofthesethree optionshestarted.")
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.10:IslamicHygieneVoodoo
MuhammadvisitedUmmHaramandshelookedforliceonhishead(SahihBukhari, 9.87.130) SahihBukhari,Volume9,Book87,Number130: NarratedAnasbinMalik: Allah'sApostleusedtovisitUmHarambintMilhanshewasthewifeof 'UbadabinAsSamit.OnedaytheProphetvisitedherandsheprovidedhim withfoodandstartedlookingforliceinhishead.ThenAllah'sApostleslept andafterwardswokeupsmiling.UmHaramasked,"Whatmakesyousmile, OAllah'sApostle?"Hesaid,"Someofmyfollowerswerepresentedbeforeme inmydreamasfightersinAllah'sCause,sailinginthemiddleoftheseaslike kingsonthethronesorlikekingssittingontheirthrones."(Thenarrator Ishaqisnotsureastowhichexpressionwascorrect).UmHaramadded,'I said,"OAllah'sApostle!InvokeAllah,tomakemeoneofthem;"SoAllah's ApostleinvokedAllahforherandthenlaidhisheaddown(andslept).Then hewokeupsmiling(again).(UmHaramadded):Isaid,"Whatmakesyou smile,OAllah'sApostle?"Hesaid,"Somepeopleofmyfollowerswere presentedbeforeme(inadream)asfightersinAllah'sCause."Hesaidthe sameashehadsaidbefore.Isaid,"OAllah'sApostle!InvokeAllahtomake mefromthem."Hesaid,"Youareamongthefirstones."ThenUmHaram sailedovertheseaduringtheCaliphateofMuawiyabinAbuSufyan,andshe felldownfromherridinganimalaftercomingashore,anddied.
BACKALLEYINCAIRO ADOGEATINGCARION OFANOTHER DOG
Muhammad'scompanionsweremanuallabourers;theyhadstinkybody odour...(SahihBukhari3.34.285) SahihBukhari,Volume3,Book34,Number285: NarratedAisha: ThecompanionsofAllah'sApostleusedtopractisemanuallabor,sotheir sweatusedtosmell,andtheywereadvisedtotakeabath. 76
IslamicVoodoos
Nowonderthen,that,today,mostofMuhammadsardentfollowerscarryonwithhis traditionorSunnabecauseitiscompulsoryforeveryMuslimtoemulateMuhammadinall aspects,includinghispersonalhygienehabits(seeverses3:31,3:132,4:13,33:21,33:36, and68:4).
MUHAMMADSOBSESSIONWITHSALIVA,DIRT,ANDPOLLUTEDWATER
ToprovehisdivinityandsupernaturalpowerMuhammadoftenresortedtohorrid practices.Suchpracticesinvolvedaskingpeopletousethewaterhehadpollutedthrough ablution,bath,ormouthwash,orevenbyspittingonit. SahihBukhari(1.4.187)satesthatpeopleusedtocollecttheleftoverwaterafter Muhammadsablution.Heaskedpeopletodrinkthewaterfromthetumbleronwhichhe hadwashedhishands,andthrewamouthfulofwaterinit.
SOUTHSUDANPEOPLEDRINK,WASHCLOTHES,CLEANTHEIR FISHALLINONESPOT
Toprovehisdivineauthority,Muhammadevenletasickboydrinktheleftoverwaterafter hehadperformedablution(SahihBukhari,1.4.189).Anotherboydranktheleftover water/milkthatMuhammadhaddrunk(SahihBukhari,3.40.541,554). OnegrotesqueunhygienicpracticeofMuhammadwastheuseofhissalivatoinfluence illiterate,uninformedbelieverstohisclaimofpossessionofsupernaturalpower.Inearlier episodeswealreadywitnessedmanyexamplesofthisextremelyunhygienicpractice.Here areafewmoresamplesofMuhammadsfixationwithhisspittle. Muhammadusedhissalivatosoftenadate,andthengaveittoaninfantto suck(SahihBukhari,25.5340,5341,5345) WhenAnasssonwasbornMuhammadfedhimwithdatesmixedwithhis (Muhammads)salivaandgavehimthenameAbdullah(SahihBukhari,31.6013) Muhammadssalivaisgoodforchildren.Heusedtospitintothemouthofsuckling children,andhissalivawouldsatisfythemuntilnightfall(AshShifa,p.184) IfababysuckedMuhammadstongue,thebabybecamequiet(AshShifa,p.184) 77
IslamicVoodoos
HegavealHasanandalHusaynhistonguetosuck.Theyhadbeenweepingfrom thirstanduponsuckingMuhammadstonguetheybecamequiet(AshShifa,p.184)
ARIVERINLAHORE,PAKISTAN
PeoplerubbedMuhammadsspittleontheirfaces(AshShifa,p.237) Muhammadrecommendedthatyoucanspitonyourclothandthenfolditandrub it(SahihMuslim,4.1121) Spitthreetimestotheleftwhensomeonequestionswhocreated Allah(ibnIshaq,p.270)
INCREDIBLEISLAMICHYGIENE
NotonlythatMuhammadhadpoorpersonalhygienehabits,healso recommendedmanyofhisfollowerstoresorttoextremelydirty, unhealthy,andrepulsiveacts. Afastingpersonoftendevelopsterriblestenchinhismouth.InIslam, itisconsideredquiteahealthyhabittopossesssuchabadbreath whenaMuslimisfasting.AhadisisSahihBukhari(7.72.811)states thatthesmellofthemouthofafastingpersonisbettertoAllahthan thesmellofmusk.ThismeansthataMuslimisnotobligedtoresortto goodoralhygieneduringthemonthofRamadan.Thisalsomeansthat 78
Ch.10:IslamicHygieneVoodoo otherpeoplewillgetrewardforsmellingthebadodourofafastingMuslim.
IslamicVoodoos
AnotherincrediblehadisinSunaanAbuDawud(1.0067)statesthatwaterpollutedbydead dogs,menstruatingclothesandexcrementofpeopleissuitableforuseforanything. Itisworthwhiletoreadthefullhadis:

SUNAANABUDAWUD,BOOK1,NUMBER0067:
NarratedAbuSa'idalKhudri: IheardthatthepeopleaskedtheProphetofAllah(peace_be_upon_him): WaterisbroughtforyoufromthewellofBuda'ah.Itisawellinwhichdead dogs,menstrualclothesandexcrementofpeoplearethrown.TheMessenger ofAllah(peace_be_upon_him)replied:Verilywaterispureandisnotdefiled byanything. AnotherhadisinSahihBukhari(1.5.260)saysthataftersexualintercourse,cleantheprivate partswithhand;rubthehandinwall,andthenwashthehand. Letusreadthishadisinfull. SahihBukhari,Volume1,Book5,Number260: NarratedMaimuna: TheProphettookthebathofJanaba.(sexualrelationorwetdream).Hefirst cleanedhisprivatepartswithhishand,andthenrubbedit(thathand)onthe wall(earth)andwashedit.Thenheperformedablutionlikethatforthe prayer,andafterthebathhewashedhisfeet. HereareafewmoreahadithontheIslamichygiene: IfyoucoveryourfeetwithdustforAllah'scause,thenAllahwillsavethemfromhell fire...(SahihBukhari,2.13.30) Ifyouhaveabaddreamthenspitonyourleftandseekrefugefrom Allah(SahihBukhari,9.87.133) Shareatoothpickbetweentwopersons(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0050) Ifyoutouchacarcass,noneedtowashyourhands(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0186) Youcanusepollutedwaterforablution...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0066)
MUHAMMADSSWEATWASPERFUME
AshShifa(p.35)statesthatwomencollectedMuhammadssweat,becausehissweatsmelled perfume.AshaShifacontinues: ThemessengerofAllahsleptonaruginthehouseofAnasandperspired. Anassmotherbroughtalongneckedbottleinwhichtoputhissweat.The MessengerofAllahaskedheraboutthisshesaid,Weputitinourperfume anditisthemostfragrantofscents.
79
CHAPTER11
ISLAMICRESURRECTIONVOODOO
nestrikingfeatureoftheQur'anis Muhammad'sobsessionwiththeDayof Judgement.ReferringtheDayofJudgement,in manySuras,Allahcastsextremefearinthe mindsoftheunbelievers.IntheseSurasofthe Quran,Allahmentionsthisdayeitherdirectlyor indirectly.Besides,thereareanumberofSuras,which dealexclusivelyontheeventsoftheIslamic ResurrectionDay.AfewofsuchSurasare:The TerribleCalamity(Sura101),TheResurrection(Sura 75),ThatWhichisComing(Sura56),The OverwhelmingCalamity(Sura88),TheInevitable (Sura69),TheCleavingAsunder(Sura82),The Rending(Sura84),TheShaking(Sura99),andThe DayofCongregation(Sura62).Needlesstosay,itis compulsoryforMuslimstobelieveinthisday.Inverse13:5Allahsaysthatthosewhoreject theconceptofresurrectionwillhavechainsaroundtheirnecks;theyaretherightfulowners offire.IbnKathirinterpretsthisversebysayingthattheunbelieverswillbedraggedinto hellfirebychains,andtheywillremaininhellforever. Onthisday,Allahpromisesexcruciatingpunishmenttotheunbelievers,andexquisite rewardstothebelievers.ThissubjectofIslamicParadiseandIslamicHellissoelaborate thatatomecouldbewrittenjustonthistopic.ThesameistruefortheIslamicResurrection Day. Inthisshortepisode,wewillhavejustaglimpseofthemostunusualfeaturesofthisday.
ANISLAMICDAYOFBLACKANDWHITE
Allahpromisesinverse3:185thatlifeinthisworldisanillusion,thateverypersonshalldie, andeverypersonwillreceivehisjudgementontheresurrectionday.Inverse5:26,Allah vouchesthatallthatisonearthwillperish.Allahsaysinverse10:26thatHewillrewardthe doersofgoodwithparadiseandmuchmore;theirfaceswillberadiantstained.Theywill neverbehumiliated.IbnKathirsinterpretationofthisversesaysthattherewillbeno blacknessordarknessontheirfaces.Incontrast,thefacesofthenonbelieverswillbe stainedwithdust,blackness,anddarkness.OntheResurrectionDayAllahwillremoveHis veilandshowHisfacetothedwellersofparadise.Hewillmakethebelieversfaceswhite.In verse76:11AllahrepeatsHispromisethatHewillshedalightofbeautyandjoyoverthe believers. ItisclearfromtheexegesisoftheaboveversesthatAllahlikeswhitepeople,anddistastes theblackpeople,somuchso,thatevenwhenaBlackMuslimisentitledtoenterIslamic ParadisehewillnotenterituntilAllahhasturnedhimintoawhiteskinnedperson.Verse
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.11:IslamicResurrectionVoodoo
20:102saysthatonthedaythetrumpetissounded(resurrectionday),thesinnerswillbe gatheredtogetherwithblueeyesandblackfaces.AhadisinMishkat(1.168)saysthatonthe judgmentdayMuslimswillhavewhitefaces,whitearms,andwhitelegs. AllahspreferenceforlightskinnedpeopleandHisdisdainfordarkskinnedpeopleare repeatedinverse7:46.IbnAbbaswritesthatthisversetellsthejoyofthebelieverswhen theyknowthosewhoenterhellbytheirdarkenedfacesandblueeyes,andthosewhoenter Paradisebytheirlightenedfaces:atoncehandsomeandradiant. IbnKathir,inconnectionwithverse16:121,writesthatontheresurrectionday,Abraham willrequestMuhammadtocommencejudgement.Childrenshairwillturngray,meaning thatAllahwillturnboysintooldmen(73:17).Allahsaysinverse86:89thatHewillbring backlifeforMuhammadtocommencejudgement.AccordingtoibnKathir,onthe resurrectionday,abannerwillberaisedforeverydeceitfulpersonfromhisanus;thesizeof thisbannerwilldependonthesizeoftheperpetratorscalumny.Thus,Muhammadwill havenotroublesiftingthebelieversfromthenonbelievers.AllMuslimswillbeof whitecomplexionandallinfidelswillbeofblackcomplexion,withabanneronhis/her
MUHAMMAD'SDISLIKEFORTHEBLACKPEOPLEISREFLECTED INTHEWAYARABMUSLIMSRELATEDTOTHEMTHROUGHOUT THECENTURIES.(PICTUREDARABSLAVETRADERSANDTHEIR MERCHANDISELATE19THCENTURYENGRAVING)
anus. Inverse18:29AllahsaysthatHedoesnotcarewhetherpeoplebelieveordisbelieve(in Islam).Thedisbelievers(nonMuslims)andthewrongdoerswillbesurroundedbythetent offire;theywillbegivenwater(acid)likemoltenbrasstoshowerandtoscaldtheirfaces. IbnKathirsaysthatthisversemeansthewrongarethosewhodisbelieveinAllah, MuhammadandtheQuran. Thentheywillfeelthirsty,sotheywillaskfordrink,andthey willbegrantedwaterlikeAlMuhl,thatis,whathasbeenheatedtotheultimate temperature.Whenitisbroughtneartheirmouths,thefleshoftheirfacesfromwhichthe skinhasbeentornoffwillbebaked.ThewaterofHellisblack,andititselfisblack,andits peopleareblack.
82
IslamicVoodoos
Allahsloveforthewhiteskinnedpeoplecontinuesunabated.Inverse3:107Allah emphaticallypronouncesthatwhitefacesonthejudgmentdaywillreceiveHismercy. Jalalynexplainsthisverse,writingthat,onthejudgementdayMuslimsfaceswillbewhite. Thus,theQuranconfirmsthattheinmatesofIslamichellareblacks;whereas,theresidents ofIslamicparadisearewhites. WemightwonderwhyAllahissucharacistwhitesupremacist,evenontheIslamic resurrectionday.Theanswerisquitesimple:Muhammadwasawhitemanahadisin SunaanAbuDawudconfirmsthis.Letusreadthishadis: Muhammadwaswhite(SunaanAbuDawud,1.486)
ISLAMICCONTEMPTTOWARDSBLACKPEOPLEIS STILLCLEARLY VISIBLETODAY(PICTUREDDINKASLAVESRESTINGAND THEIRARABMASTERSSUDAN2000)
SunaanAbuDawud,volume1,number486: Anasb.Malikreported:Amanenteredthemosqueoncamelandmadeit kneeldown,andthentiedhislegwithrope.Hethenasked:Whoamongyou isMuhammad?TheApostleofAllah(maypeacebeuponhim)wassitting leaninguponsomethingamongthem.Wesaidtohim.Thiswhite(man)who isleaning.Themansaid:OsonofAbdalMuttalib.TheProphet(maypeace beuponhim)said:Ialreadyrespondedtoyou.Theman(again)said:O Muhammad,Iamaskingyou.Thenarratorthennarratedtherestofthe tradition. TherearenumberofsimilarahadithinSunaanibnMajah. TwointerestingfeaturesoftheresurrectiondaywillbethatAllahwillresurrectthebirds andanimals(theQuran6:38,readepisode3,IslamicAnimalsandInsectsVoodoo).Hewill alsoresurrectthestonesandiron(17:50).IbnKathirsaysthatstonesandironaremore difficulttoresurrectthanhumanbones;butAllahcaneasilydosuchresurrection.Knowing Allahsobsessionwithwhitecolour,itiscertainthattheresurrectedanimalsofparadise willbewhite,andtheanimalsdestinedforhellwillbeblack. 83
IslamicVoodoos
MOHAMMEDONACAMELOVERSEEINGTHEJUDGMENTOF MANKIND
ANUDISTSDAY,ANISLAMICNUDISTSCOLONY
Nudityisagreatcrime/sininIslam.AMuslimorMuslimahmustnotbenakedatanytime. Infact,aTirmidhihadis(929)saysthatexceptwhenrelievingorhavingsexwithyour wives,angelssurroundyou;sodonotbenakedatanytime(formoreonthisreadchapter3, IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo). ForIslamicwomen,itisextremelygrievoustoshow evenherfaceorskintotheoutsideworld.AMuslimah mustcoverherIslamicbodyfromheadtotoewitha blackcassock.InIslamicParadises,itisaserious offenceforawomantoventureoutwithoutsucha cover.IntheseIslamiccountries,menandwomen mightbelashedorincarceratedforviolatingtheDivine Islamicdresscodes. Nevertheless,Allahpracticesdoublestandard.Amidst thefreeflowofwineandsexinIslamicParadise,Allah willadmittheresidentsofparadisefullynaked. SahihBukhari(8.76.531,532)writesthatyouwill
ANNOUNCINGTHERESURRECTION
meetAllahbarefooted, naked,walkingonfeetand uncircumcised.ThismeanswhenAllahcommences judgement,everyonemenandwomen,willstandbefore Allahfullynaked.ForthecircumcisedMuslimmales,Allahwill rejointheirforeskinonthetipsoftheirpenises.Sincemany Islamicwomenundergocliterodectomy,itisobviousthat Allahwilltransplantclitorisesand/orlabiatoallthewomen whohavelostthemduetoIslamicFGM(FemaleGenital Mutilation). ThenAllahwillcommandthemtobedressed.Thefirstperson tobedressedwillbeAbraham(SahihBukhari,8.76.533).Itis 84
HOURIDELIGHT
IslamicVoodoos
notclearwhyAllahhastomaketheconcourseofHiscourtofjusticetobeanudistcolony, howeverbriefthatmightbe,andthencommandthesenudiststoclothefully. AninterestingfeatureoftheIslamicResurrectionDayisthattheMuslims,perhapsnaked, willenterthegardenofenjoyment(sexualorgy)ridingahandsomebeast.Inverse19:85we readthatAllahwillgatherasadelegatethosewhofearedHim.AccordingtoibnKathir,this meansthegooddeedswilltaketheappearanceofacreaturewiththemosthandsomeform andwearingthenicestfragrance;itwillthenmeetitsMuslimdoerandthenhewillmount thiscreaturetometAllah. Inverses36:5558Allahprovidesquiteagooddescriptionofsexualorgyinthegarden. Allahwrites:Forthebelieverstherewillbeagardenof joy,coolshadesofwood,recliningonthrones,allfruits areforenjoyment,peacefromAllah.IbnKathirsays thronesmeanbedsbeneathcanopies.Accordingto Jalalyn,joyfulthingsmeandelightinginpleasuressuchas defloweringvirginsnotbusywithanythingwearisome, asthereisnotoilinParadise.Interpretingverses 56:2737,ibnKathirwritesthatthemanwillbeableto havesexualintercoursewithahundredvirginsinone day. Insum,thismeanstheonlyobsessionsoftheinmates (Muslims)ofIslamicgardenwillbesex,sex,andsex uninterruptibleIslamiccopulation. Themostintriguingpartisthatafterthejudgementhasbeenannounced,theresidentsof IslamicParadisehavebeensortedout;AllahwillmaketheresidentsofParadisenaked,this timepermanently.Thismightsoundabsurd.Buthangon;ibnSad(p.1.17),quotesahadis (withalongchainofnarrators)whichsaysthatthepeopleofparadisewillenteritwithout clothes,beardless,havingcurlyhairandbeingsevencubitstall. ThismeansIslamicParadisewillbefilledwithnudists,Muhammadincluded.ATirmidhi (1467)hadissaysthatwheninparadiselookforMuhammadfirstatthepath,thenatthe scale,thenatthereservoir;hewillbeineitheroftheseplaces.Thisconfirmsthat Muhammadwillbeamongthenudists. OncetheseIslamicnudistsareinIslamicparadise,Allahwillservethemwiththeirfirstfood, thecaudate(tail)lobeoffishliver(SahihBukhari,6.60.7).
AHORRIFICDAYFORTHENONMUSLIMS
Asmentionedpreviously,theIslamicResurrectionDaywillindeedbeahorrificdayforthe nonMuslims. Firstly,oncethenonMuslimsareassemblednaked,Allahwillexaminethem,clothethem andforcethemtowalkontheirfaces(SahihBukhari,8.76.530).ThenAllahwillcausethem tosweatprofusely,somuchso,thattheywillbedrownedintheirsweatuptothemiddleof theirears(ibid,8.76.538).ThenAllahwilllettheintestineofthenonMuslimscomeout (ibid,4.54.489).Theywillbeforcedtocarryaroundtheirdisembowelledintestineshanging outfromtheirbellies.Muhammadissocertainofthismacabrescenethathevouchedhe 85
IslamicVoodoos
sawAmrbin'AmirbinLuhaiAlKhuzaidragginghisintestinesinthe(Hell)Fire,for,he (Amr)wasthefirstmanwhostartedthecustomofreleasinganimalsforthesakeoffalse gods(ibid,56.723). TofrightenthenonMuslims,MuhammadmentionedthatevenAbuTalibsbrainwouldboil fromthefireofhell(SahihBukhari,8.76.569).AbuTalibwasMuhammadsunclewhohad supportedandnurturedMuhammaduntilMuhammadbecameanadult.WhyshouldAllah inflictsuchadevastatingpunishmenttoAbuTalib?ItwasbecausewhenAbuTalibwasin hisdeathbedMuhammadaskedhimtoconverttoIslam,butAbuTalibpolitelydeclined sayinghewouldnotabandonhisancestralreligionandcustom. ThereisnowaynonMuslimswillbeabletohidetheirmisdeeds.Allahwillevengivetongue totheearthtospeaktoHimaboutthecalumniesoftheinfidel.Inverse99:45Allahsays thatthedayitself(i.e.,theearth)willexplainwhattoexpect.IbnKathirwritesthattheearth willspeakofwhatthepeopledidonitssurface.Itwilltestifyagainsteverymaleandfemale servant,aboutwhattheydiduponitssurface.Itwillsaythathedidsuchandsuchonsuch andsuchday.Hefurtherwritesthattheearthinformsaboutthegoodandtheevildoneon itssurface.
THEEARTHWILLBECOMEAPIECEOFBREAD
SahihMuslim(39.6710)tellsusthatontheresurrectiondaytheearthwillturnintoasingle breadandAllahwillturnthesinglebreadlikealoafonajourney;thiswillbeafeastforthe peopleinparadise;Allahsseasoningfortheloafwouldbebalam(oxliver),whichseventy thousandpeoplewouldeat.SahihBukahri(8.76.527)alsomentionsthattheearthwill becomebreadonthedayofresurrection. HereareafewmoreinterestingahadithabouttheIslamicResurrectionDay. OntheresurrectiondayAllahwillresurrectthestoneofKabawitheyestoseeanda tonguetospeak(SunaanTirmidhi,809) Onthedayofresurrectionanobedientslave,an imam,andamuezzinwillbeonthehillockof musk(SunaanTirmidhi,227) Muhammadsaidthatduringtheresurrectionday Allahwouldprovidewingstoagroupofhis followers;theywillflytoparadisewiththehelpof thosewings.Thiswasduetotheirdevotionto Allahwhentheyspenttheirtimein solitude(Ghazali,p.4.294) AllahpromisedJesusthatHewouldgethim marriedontheresurrectiondaywith100Hurs whomAllahhadcreatedwithHisownhands. Jesusmarriage Ceremonywillcontinuefor4000years,onedayofwhich isequaltotheageofthisworld.Thosewhowerereligious andasceticwilljointhismarriageceremony(Ghazali, p.3.157) 86
IslamicVoodoos
87
CHAPTER12
ISLAMICRITUALSVOODOO
slamisincompletewithoutitsendless,incoherent,and superstitiousrituals.TheIslamicritualstartsinthedawn, beforethesunrise,withthecacophonyofprayercall.True Muslimsmustwakeup,doablution,andwalktothe nearestmosquetostartthedaywithprayer.Thedayends withthenightprayer.Thisofferingoffivedailyprayersis theminimumaMuslimmustdotosmellthefragranceof IslamicParadise.ThereissevereIslamicpenaltyformissing aprayer.Itistruethatotherreligionsdohavemanyrituals. ThedifferencebetweenIslamicritualsandotherreligions isthat,whileforotherreligionstheirritualsarevoluntary, inIslam,ritualsareforcedimpositionuponMuslims.For example,ifaChristiandoesnotattendChurchassemblies, hedoesnotundergoanypunitivemeasures.Attending SundayChurchisachoiceaChristianmakes.InIslam,itis compulsoryforaMuslimtoattendamosquetoofferhis oblation.Ifhedoesnot,Sharialawstipulatesdreadful punishment.Asanexample,inahadisinSahihBukhari(1.11.617),Muhammadaskedhis devoutfollowerstoburnthehousesofthoseMuslimswhodonotpresentthemselves fortheIslamicprayers.Besidesthetemporalpunishment,Allahdecreesexcruciating tormentinthenextworldfortheMuslimswhoneglecttheirprayers.Withsuch draconianmeasures,itisnowonderthatwheneverIslaminvadesaninfidelland,the firstactintheprocessofcreepingIslamisationistoconstructmosques.Fear,greed, intimidation,andterrorarethelifeforcesbywhichIslamrulesaMuslimslife. HereareafewIslamicritualsandtheirmodalityofoperation.
PRAYER,RECITATION(QURAN),ANDABLUTION/BATH
InIslam,itiscompulsorytodoablutionbeforeofferingaprayer.SahihMuslim(2.0435) writesthatAllahwillnotacceptanyprayerswithoutablution.TherulesonIslamicablution arequiteelaborate,sometimesqueer,andmindboggling.Adevoteewillwashwithwater his/herhands,face,feet;pourwaterinsidenostrils,thengushitout,gurglewaterandpass wethandsaroundhis/hernecktocompletetheritualofablution.Therearestrictruleson thenumberoftimeseachlimbshouldbewashed,andhowmanytimeswateristobe gurgled.Weshallreview,verybriefly,afewfeaturesofIslamicablution.
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.12:IslamicRitualsVoodoo
Themostimportantrewardfromablutionisthatitisacleansingprocessnotforthebody itself,for,evenafterablutionplentyofdirtandpollutionmightstayinthebody,butfromall
THERULESONISLAMIV ABLUTIONAREQUITE ELABORATE,SOMETIMESQUEER,ANDMINDBOGGLING
sins.Inreality,aMuslimcancommitanynumberofsins,andjustbyperformingablutionall thesinscommittedpriortoablutionwillbeexpiated.SahihMuslim(2.0476)writesthatif youperformablutionallsinswillcomeoutofyourbodyevenfromyournails.Toenticethe Muslimstothecompletesurrendertothisendlessdailyritual,SahihBukhari(1.4.161) writesthatifaMuslimperformsperfectablutionAllahforgiveshissinscommitted betweentwoprayers.InSahihMuslim(2.0475)wereadthatduringablutionAllahforgives allsins(committedbyeyes)forwashingeyes.Dittoforhands,andotherpartsofthebody.
SINNEDALITTLE?HERE'SYOUR SOLUTIONWUDUMATE!TOENSUREA PERFECTABLUTIONWITHINTWENTY FOURHOURSTOABSOLVETHEMSELVES FROMTHECONTRITION.
TheabovefewsentenceswillexplainwhymanyMuslimstudents/residentsinnonMuslim countriessuchasAustralia,USA,Canadaandsoondemandexclusiveablutionfacilitiesin campusesandinotherpublictoilets.Theywanttodoperfectablutionsothatwhateversins theycommitininfidellands,suchasdoingsexwithboyfriend(infidel),girlfriend(infidel), 90
IslamicVoodoos
visitingbrothels,watchingpornography,drinkingwine,eatingnonhalalfood,joiningdisco dancing,enjoyinginfidelparties.Havingcommittedsuchsins,alltheyneedistoperforma perfectablutionwithintwentyfourhourstoabsolvethemselvesfromthecontrition.Then theycanstartalloveragain. Mindyou,theritualofablutiondoesnotalwaysendwithprayer.InSunaanAbuDawud (1.1.0220)wereadthatonemustperformablutionbetweentwosexualintercourses. HereareafewmorerewardsAllahhasreservedforthoseMuslimswhovaluethe extraordinarypurgatorypowerofIslamicablution. Whenyougurgleduringablution,allsinsgooutofyour mouth(SunaanNasai,1.104) Forperformingperfectablutiontherewillbewhiteblazeonyourforeheadand whiteblazeonyourfeet(SahihMuslim,2.0480,0481) Allahobliteratessinsforperformingathoroughablution,walkingtothemosque, andwaitingforthenextprayer(SahihMuslim,2.0485) Ablutionremovesthesinsoftheface,mouth,andthe nostrils(SahihMuslim,4.1812) Ifyoudoaperfectablution,yourface,hands,andfeetwillbebrighteronthedayof resurrection(SahihMuslim,2.0479,0481)
TOENSURETHATALLTRAVELLERSKNOWHOWTOPURIFY THEMSELVES,ISLAMICMINDCONTROLAGENTSPROVIDE EDUCATIONALWUDUWEBSITES
AndhereareAllahspunishmentsfornotdoingastandardablution: 91
IslamicVoodoos
Ifyoudonotwashyourfeetduringablution,yourfeetwillburninhell fire(SahihBukhari,1.3.57) Yourfeetwilltastehellfireifyoudonotwashthemduring ablution(SahihMuslim,2.0464) Performablutionaftereatingcheese;otherwisefirewilltouch you(SahihMuslim,3.0687) InIslam,itisnotcompulsorytobatheeveryday.Itisquiteallrightnottobatheforthesix daysofaweek.TheonlyrecommendedbathisthebathingonFridays,toattendthejuma prayer,althoughaperfectablutionmightdo,incasethereisshortageofwater,ordueto inconvenience.Whennowaterisavailabletayammumwilldo.Thisprocedure(tayammum) consistsofrinsingoneselfwithdirtordust.ImamNasai(1.316)writesthataMuslimcan batheindirtanddustsimplybyrollinghisbodyasacamelorabeastdoes. However,Islamicbathing(ghusl)iscompulsoryundercertaincases.Theseare: ConverttoIslam,musttakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.190,191) Buryapolytheist,musttakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.192) Afterdoingsexualintercourse,andifyouejaculate(SahihMuslim,3.0670) ItisimportantforaMuslimtoofferaprayercorrectly.Hereareafewsalientfeaturesof Islamicprayer. Ghazali(p.1.145)writesthatwhenyoustandforprayeryourheadshouldperspire,your limbsshouldtrembleandyourfaceshouldchange.Healsowrites(ibid,p.1.152)thatAllah andHisangelsblessthosewhowearturbanonjumadays.Thisexplainswhymostdiehard
ITISIMPORTANTFORAMUSLIMTOOFFERHIS/HERPRAYER CORRECTLYR
92
IslamicVoodoos
Islamistswewatchontelevisionswearturbans.AturbanisanArabspride.Soisitwith Islam,sinceIslamisnothingbutArabism.AturbancladIslamististheperfectembodiment ofIslam(Arab);itisthesymbol,aguaranteeofhisperfectobservanceofIslamicprayers. OnemoreinterestingfeatureofIslamicritualistherecitationoftheQur'anbeforeandafter theprayer,oratanyotherconvenienttime,thoughearlymorningisthebesttimetoindulge inthisritual.RecitingtheQur'anbeforeandaftertheprayerearnsspecialbenefitpoints. So,whatisspecialabouttheQur'anrecitation? Theimportantpointisthattoearnthemaximumscore,theQur'anrecitermustweep duringrecitation.Ghazali(p.2.176)writesthatthetruebelieversweepwhentheyrecitethe Quran,andiftheycannotweepthentheymustpretendtodoso(ibid,p.1.213). IfyouarenotcarefulinrecitingtheQur'aninapropermanner,itcanbringyoudisaster. HereiswhatGhazali(p.2.176)writesaboutthedevastatingpoweroftheQur'an: OnceMuhammadrecitedaversefromtheQuranandatoncefelldown senseless.OnceUmarheardamanrecitingaverseonpunishment,He (Umar)immediatelyraisedaloudshriekandfelldownsenseless.Hewas broughttothehousebutsufferedforamonth.AbuDharrlistenedtothe recitationoftheQuranbySalehMari;raisedaloudshriekanddiedonthe spot.ImamShafeioncefellunconsciouswhenhelistenedtotherecitationof theQuranbyaQazi. FartingisproblematicinIslam.Duringprayer,aworshippermustnotfart.SahihBukhari (1.4.137)writesthatAllahwillnotacceptaMuslimsprayerifhe/shepasseswindduring theritual.Theexceptionoccursiftheworshipperfartssilently,orthefartdoesnotsmell.In suchacase,he/shemaycontinuewiththeprayer(ibid,1.4.139). SunaanNasai(1.162)writesthatifyoufartduringaprayeryoumustredoablution. SahihBukhari(9.86.86)saysthatforafarterAllahwillnotaccepthis/herprayeruntil he/sheperformsanotherablution. Islamicprayersdonotendwithfiveritualsaday.Evenwhendoingsexualintercoursea MuslimmustpraysothatSatandoesnotharmthechild(SahihBukhari,8.75.397).Sahih Muslim(3.0597,0598)recommendsthatafterthesexualintercourse,doablutionthengoto sleep.Anotherhadisrecommendsthatafterfinishingthenightprayerdosexwithyourwife; Muhammaddidlikewise(SahihMuslim,4.1612),soitisSunnatocopyMuhammad's actions. 93
IslamicVoodoos
TAKINGCAREOFYOURISLAMICPENIS
Onesalientfeatureofallthehadisbooksistheirobsessionwithpenisandwomens pudenda,especiallywomensperiod.Inthissectionweshallreviewafewoutstanding aspectsofhowaMuslimshouldtakecareofhispenis.YouwilllearnmoreaboutIslamic
SINCEMUHAMMADDIDTHISJOB,ITISNOWCOMPULSORYFOR EVERYMUSLIMONEARTHTOTAKECAREOFHISPENISINTHIS MANNER
womensaffairsinaseparateepisode. ThefirstandthemostimportantritualvisvisIslamicpenisisthatafteranablutiona Muslimmustsprinklewateronhispenis(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0166,0167).Theprovision ofthisritualisrepeatedinSunaanTirmidhi(136).SunaanTirmidhi(135)evenwritesthat duringhisfirstrevelation,GabrieltaughtMuhammadtheritualofablutionandprayer. WhenMuhammadfinishedablution,GabrielsprinkledwateronMuhammadsprivateparts. SinceMuhammaddidthisjob,itisnowcompulsoryforeveryMuslimonearthtotakecare ofhispenisinthismanner. Thesecondimportantritualisthatifyou(Imean,aMuslim)touchyourpenisyoumustdo anablution(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0181).Butifyouaresexuallyexcitedandyoursemen flowsthenwashyourpenis,noneedtodoablution(SunaanNasai,1.157,1195). SahihMuslim(3.0593)says,forseminaldischargewashyourpenisandperformablution.If youtouchyourpenisduringprayerthenyoudonotneedtoredoablution (SunaanNasai,1.167). Itisquiteperplexing,withsuchridiculousahadith.ButthatisthewayIslamicritualsare. Youmusttakecareofyourpenisaftereachsexualintercourse.Muhammaddidthatinthis manner: 94
IslamicVoodoos
AftersexualintercoursewithAishaandMaimuna,Muhammadwashedhispenisby pouringwaterfromhislefthand,thenheperformedablution(SahihMuslim, 3.0616,0620) Hereisanotherinterestinghadis.Perhaps,thishadisreferstoyourhandsplayingwithyour penisorwithyouranuswhileyouwereasleep. Donottouchutensilswithhandsafterwakingupfromsleepbecauseyoudonot knowwhereyourhandhadbeenduringsleep(SahihMuslim,2.0541,0544)
ISLAMICEATINGANDDRINKING
EatingisachoreinIslam.Islamiceatingisnotassimpleassittingonadiningchairand eatingonatable,thewayyouwanttodo.Firstly,inIslam,eatingonadiningtableis discouraged.Muhammadneverateonadiningtable.DevoutMuslimseatsittingonfloor, andwiththeirhands,makingsuretheplateoffoodisrestingonthefloor.Thatiswhyyou willnoticemostjihadists(includingOsamab.Ladin,AymanalZawahiri)eatingwiththeir comradessquattingonfloor,andliftingtheirfoodfromtheplate.Thesittingpostureisalso important.NexttimeyouwatchanIslamistjihadistseatingritual,observecarefully;you willbeamazedattheIslamicregimentation,evenforsuchasimplefunctionoffillingyour stomach.Islamhasstrictrulesforeverything,evenforeating.ThatiswhytheIslamistssay, Islamisacompletecodeoflife. ThefirstimportantruleofIslamicdiningisthatyoumusteatwithyourownhand,orincase youhavenohand,letsomeonefeedyouwithhis/herhand. Thesecondimportantruleisthatyoumusteatwithyourrighthandorletsomeonefeed youwithhis/herrighthand.Youmustnoteatwithyourlefthand,forSataneatswithleft hand.AhadisinSahihBukhari(7.65.288,290)saysthatyoumusteatwiththerighthand andeatofthedishthatisnearertoyou. Thethirdimportantruleisthat,havingeatenyourfood;youmustlickyourfingers. SahihBukhari(7.65.366)writesthatdonotwipeyourhandaftereatingfooduntilyouhave lickedyourfingerswell.Youmaychoosetolickthefingersbyyourselforletsomeoneelse lickthem.SahihMuslim(23.5037,5038)andSunaanibnMajah(4.3270)repeatsimilar ahadith.
95
IslamicVoodoos
STANDARDISLAMICEATINGMANNER
Thefourthimportantruleisthathavinglickedyourfinger(orhavingsomeonelickedfor you),youmustlickthedish,eitherbyholdingthedishnearyourmouthorbybendingyour mouthtothedish.
MUHAMMADNEVERATEONADININGTABLE.DEVOUTMUSLIMS EATSITTINGONFLOOR,ANDWITHTHEIRHANDS,MAKINGSURE THEPLATEOFFOODISRESTINGONTHEFLOOR
Herearethereasonswhyyoumustlickthefoodbowl. Aftereatinglickthebowl;thebowlwillseekforgivenessfor you(SunaanibnMajah,4.3271) 96
Ch.12:IslamicRitualsVoodoo Aftereatinglickthedish;thedishwillaskAllahforyour forgiveness(SunaanTirmidhi,1121)
IslamicVoodoos
AhadisinSahihMuslim(23.5029,2030)saysthatwhenyoudrink,youmustdrinkinthree gulps.AMuslimmustnotdrinkfromsilverorgoldvessels.SahihMuslim(24.5126,5128) saysifyoudrinkfromasilverorgoldvesselyoudrinkfireinyourbelly. HereareafewmorerulesonIslamicwaterdrinking: Ifadoglicksavessel,washitseventimes(SunaanNasai,1.64,65,66) Ifacatdrinksfromavessel,thewaterremainsclean(SunaanNasai,1.69,343) Ifadoglicksautensilthrowawaythefoodandwashtheutensilseven times(SunaanNasai,1.338)
ISLAMICSLEEPPOSTURE
Islamhasstrictrulesonhowyousleep.Firstly,youcannotsleeponyourstomach. SunaanTirmidhi(1226)writesthatAllahdoesnotlikeyourlyingonyourstomach.Another hadis(ibid,1228)saysifyoulieonyourstomachAllahwillsendyoutohell.
THESEMUSLIMLADSWILLSURELYGOTOPARADISE.AFTERALL MUSLIMSARENOTREQUIREDTOUNDERSTANDINSTRUCTIONS INENGLISH
AMuslimmustsleeplikeaprophet.Itmeanstoliewithbellyup.Ghazali(p.2.20)writesthat toliewithbellyupistosleepliketheprophets. AnotherritualforIslamicsleepisthatyoumustdoablutionbeforegoingtobed,andlieon yourrightsidethenreciteAllahsnameandglorifyHim.Ifyoudieinthisstatethenyoudie inIslam(SahihMuslim,35.6544,6546,6551). 97
IslamicVoodoos
ThereasonwhyaMuslimmustdoablutionbeforesleepisthis:whenyousleep,thering muscleofyouranusisloosened,soyoumustperformablutionbeforesleeping (SunaanTirmidhi,122).
MUSLIMVANITY?NOWAY!BUT...EVERYBODYWANTS TOLOOKYOUNGANDSEXY.
HereareafewmoreIslamicritualstoamusethereaders: Rightshoefirstwhenputtingon,leftshoefirstwhenputting off...(SahihBukhari,7.72.747) Donotdyeyourbeardwithblackcolor.Blackdyeisthesignoftheinmatesofhell.If youdyeyourbeardblack,youwillnotgetthefragranceofparadise.Dyethebeard yelloworredanddonotpluckwhitebeards.(Ghazali,p.1.132) Sittingonbuttock,evenwhenithurtsthefeet,isSunnah(SahihMuslim,1.1093) Theangelsaccompanythefuneralonfoot;sodonotfollowafuneralridinga beast(SunaanAbuDawud,2.20.3171) 98
Ch.12:IslamicRitualsVoodoo Donotenterawelldecoratedhouse(SunaanibnMajah,4.3360)
IslamicVoodoos
Whenenteringamarketrecitesahada(SunaanibnMajah,3.2235) Putthepenbehindyourear,itisthebestwayofrecallingthingsfrom memory(SunaanTirmidhi,1211,1212) Ifyourwife/husbanddoesnotwakeupfortheMorningPrayer,throwwateron his/herface.(Ghazali,p.1.261) Ifanyoneseeksparadise,heshouldnotsleepatnight;hewhofearsAllahtakesrest atdawn(Ghazali,p.4.353)
99
CHAPTER13
ISLAMICSATANVOODOO
verytimeaMuslimstandsforprayerhemustrecite NaujuBillahMinhasShaytanarRajim,whichmeans, IseekrefugefromSatan,thedevil.Thislitanyis compulsoryinalmostallIslamicactsandrituals.In manycases,thesefewwordsaccompanythewords, `BismiAllaharRahmanarRahim`whichmeans,Ibeginin thenameofAllah,themostcompassionate,themost merciful.Muslimsnevercontemplatewhytheymust mentionthenameofSatanwhenevertheyrecitethename ofAllah.WhymusttheyseekrefugefromSatanwhenever theyseekAllahsbounty?Thisnonstoprepetitionof SatansassociationwithAllahreallymeansthatAllah,after all,isnotagoodprotectorofHisardentdevotees.Themost importantmessageintheQuranisthatAllahisinchargeof Muslims,andSatanisinchargeofnonMuslims.SinceAllah hasdeclaredapermanentwaronSatan,itlogicallyitfollows,thattheIslamicworldisat permanentwarwiththeunIslamicworld,theworldofSatan.Therecannotbeany negotiationwiththenonMuslims,sinceitmeansnegotiatingwiththeSatan,whichAllah hasforbidden.InthisepisodeweshallexploreafewfascinatingfeaturesofIslamicSatan. Thiswillhelpustounderstandwhythejihadist/Islamistkillersdowhattheydo.They simplyfollowAllahsdictum(9:5):`fightSatan(thatisthenonMuslims)anywhereyoufind him.
ISLAMICSATANISILLUSIVE:ITHASSEVERAL IDENTITIES
InIslam,Satanisamysterious,contradictory,convoluted entity.MostofusarefamiliarwiththeBiblicalstoryof AdamandAllahsinstructiontoalltheangelstoprostrate beforethenewlycreatedAdam.Weknowtheresult:all theangels,exceptSatan,obeyedAllahscommandments. TheQur'analsonarratesthisscenario,exceptthatthe Qur'anprovidesthereasonwhySatandidwhathedid. AccordingtotheQur'an,Satanwasactuallyajinn,who usedtokeepcompanywiththeangels.Satanwasproudof hisjinnbackground,andsohedeclinedtobowdownto lowlyAdam. ThiswouldhavebeenquitecognisanthadAllahbeen consistentwiththeidentityofSatan.LetusseehowAllah misleadsusvisvisHisIslamicSatan. Verse18:50oftheQur'anmentionsAllahscommandtotheangelstoprostratebefore Adam.InthisversewelearnthatIslamicSatansnameisIblis.Toclarify,ibnKathirwrites
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.13:IslamicSatanVoodoo
thatbeforeIblisundertookthepathofsin,IbliswaswiththeangelsandwascalledÀzazil.' Hewasamongtheresidentsoftheearthandwasoneofthemostactiveworshippersand knowledgeablepersonsamongtheangels. IbnKathirconfusesus.WelearnfromtheQur'anthat Satan(inthiscase,Iblis)livedinIslamicParadise,andthat AzazilistheIslamicangelofdeath.IbnKathirprobably understoodcorrectlyAllahsintelligence,soheclarifies furtherbysayingthatwhenAllahcommandedtheangels toprostratebeforeAdam,Ibliswasincludedinthis command.AlthoughIbliswasnotanangel,hewastrying andpretendingtoimitatetheangels'behaviourand deeds,andthiswaswhyhewasalsoincludedinthe commandtotheangelstoprostratebeforeAdam. Inverse18:50AllahinstructstheMuslimsnottofollow theprogenyofSatan.ThismeansSatan(Iblis)hasmany children.Toconfirmthis,Ghazali(p.3.43)writesthat Allahproclaimedthatforeachchildborntoahuman beingachildisalsobornforthedevil. AshShifa(p.343)writesthatIblisisthefatherofjinns;he wastheleaderofangels. Howisthispossiblethefatherofthejinnsbecomingthe leaderoftheangels? Inverse81:25AllahsaysthatMuhammad'swordsarenotthe wordsofanevilspirit.JalaynsaysthisevilspiritmeansSatan. ThisimpliesthatSatanisaspirit.Toconfuseusfurther ibnAbbaswritesthatthenameofSatanisalMarmi.
THEREAREMANYISLAMICSATANS:EVERYONEHAS ONESATAN
WealreadynotedthatSatanhasmanychildren.TheQur'an furtherconfirmsthisinverse26:210.InthisverseAllahsays thattheQuranisnotfromSatans.Pleasenotethatpreviously, inverse81:25AllahclaimedthattheQur'anisnotthewordsof anevilspirit. Allahsaysinverse19:83thatHehasunleashedmanydevilsto stirup(confuse)thedisbelievers Inaninterestinghadis,SahihMuslim(39.6759)tellsusthat everypersonhasadevilattachedwithhim.EvenAisha, Muhammadsmostfavouritechildwife,hadadevilattached withher.But,MuhammadclaimedthatAllahhadcontainedthedevil(Satan)thedevil attachedwithhim(Muhammad).
102
IslamicVoodoos
AshShifa(p.296)writesthateveryonehasajinnandanangelashiscompanions.To confirmthis,AshShifaquotesthefollowinghadis: AbdullahibnMasudsaidthattheMessengerofAllahsaid,Everyoneofyou isgivenacompanionfromthejinnandacompanionfromtheangels.They asked,Youaswell,MessengerofAllah?hesaid,Measwell,butAllahhas helpedmeagainsthimandhehasgivenup.
SATANBEFRIENDSTHEWEALTHYPEOPLE
IslamicSatanisafriendofthewealthy,influentialpeople.Inverse4:38oftheQur'anwe readthatthosewhospendlavishlytoshowoff,buthavenofaithinAllah,takesSatanas theirfriend. Further,Allahsaysinverse17:64thatSatan'spromisesarenothingbutdeceit.Allah allowedSatantobefoolmankindthroughhisvoiceintheformofmusic,songs,and idletalks.AllahalsopermittedSatantotempttheweakbelieverstoearnwealthandmoney throughillicitmeans.ManyIslamistscholarssaythatthisversebansmusicandsongfor Muslims,asMusicandsongsaretheforteofSatan. IbnKathirexplainsthisverseinthismanner: AllahcausedShaytantotakeashareofwealthandchildrenbymakingthem Magians,JewsandChristians,andmakingthemfollowanyreligionother thanIslam,andbymakingthemgiveapartoftheirwealthtotheShaytan. InSunanAbuDawud(2.14.2550)wereadthatthebellisamusicalinstrumentofSatan. SinceChristiansusebellsintheirchurches,thismeanstheChristiansarethefollowersof Satansmusic.Bytheway,theChristianworldismuchwealthierthantheIslamicworld. ThisalsoprovesthattheSatanhelpstherich.
SATANSUPPLIESWINEINISLAMICPARADISE
Allahsaysinverse5:90thatintoxicants(wineandspirits), stones(i.e.,stone/idolworshipping),andgamblingare Satan'shandiwork. Inverse47:15and83:25AllahpromisesMuslimsthatthey willbeingardenswithriversofincorruptiblewater,rivers ofmilk,riversofwine,riversofhoney;whereas nonMuslimswilldwellinfire,theywilldrinkboilingwater whichwillteartheirintestines. ThismeansAllahwillappointSatantosupplywinetothe MuslimsresidinginIslamicParadise.WhileSatantakescare ofwinefortheMuslims,AllahwillpunishthenonMuslims.
103
IslamicVoodoos
NONMUSLIMSAREFRIENDSOFSATAN
WealreadysawSatanhelpsthewealthypeople,thenonMuslims.Thismeansthereareonly twoworldstheworldofAllahortheworldofIslam,andtheworldofSatanortheworldof nonMuslims. ThisisexactlywhatAllahsaysinverse4:76.BelieversfightforAllah,unbelieversfightfor evil,sofightagainstthefriendsofSatan.Thisverseliterallydividestheworldintotwo campstheworldofIslamandtheworldofSatanorKufr;i.e.,DaralIslamandDaralHarb orSatan. Inverse6:121AllahclarifiesfurtherthatMuhammadreceivesAllahsrevelations;Satans friendsreceiveSatansrevelations.LetusreadibnKathirexplanationofthisverse: Therearetwotypesofrevelation,onefromAllahandonefromthedevil. Allah'srevelationcametoMuhammad,whiletheSatansrevelationcomesto hisfriends. Inverse6:125AllahsaysHegivesauthoritytowhomHewills.Jalalynsexplanationofthis verseisthatAllahgivesauthoritytoSatanoverthosewhodonotbelieve.ThismeansAllah hasacompactwithSatantohandovernonMuslimstohim(Satan).
SATANISMOREPOWERFULTHANALLAH
Thismightsoundridiculous.ButifweweretotrustAllahswords,thisispreciselywhat Allahsays. Inverse16:98AllahsaysthatwhilerecitingtheQuranseekprotectionfromSatan. IbnKathirexplainsthisverseinthismanner: ThereasonforseekingrefugewithAllahbeforereadingisthatthereader shouldnotgetconfusedormixedup,andthattheShaytanwouldnotconfuse himorstophimfromthinkingaboutandponderingoverthemeaningof whathereads.Hencethemajorityofscholarssaidthatrefugeshouldbe soughtwithAllahbeforestartingtoread. Inverse16:99AllahsaysthatSatanhasnopoweroverthebelievers,whereasinverse 16:100AllahmaintainsthatSatanhaspoweroverthosewhoarehis(Satans)friends. Funny,butitappearsthatallPowerfulAllahispowerlesstostopSatanfromrecruitinghis followers.SoSatanconductsSatanicJihad,andAllahconductsIslamicJihad. SincenonMuslims(thefollowersofSatan)areinmajorityandmorepowerful,itmeans Satan(orSatanicJihad)isindeedmorepowerfulthanAllah(orIslamicJihad). Allahrevealedverse3:155inconnectionwiththeMuslimsdefeatinthebattleofUhudin thehandsofthefollowersofSatan.AllahcandidlyadmitsthatSatancausedthedefeatofthe Muslimsinthisbattle.Therefore,attimes,SatanismilitarilymorepowerfulthanAllah.
104
IslamicVoodoos
SATANFARTSATALLAHSPRAYERCALL
AllahistrulytoothlessinthefaceofSatansdeliberateattempttohumiliateHim.According toAllah,thesweetestmusicintheuniverseistheMuezzinscallforprayer(Azan).When AzanisintheairallMuslimsmustgetreadytoofferprayer.Satan,onthecontrary,givesa damntoAllahsprayer.HesimplyhumblesAllahbyfartingwheneverhehearstheIslamic Azan.ItseemsthatAllahcandonothingaboutthischutzpahofSatan.
SATANFARTSATALLAHSPRAYERCALL
105
IslamicVoodoos
Thereareanumberofahadith,whichtellusthatwhenAzanisannouncedSatanfarts.Here arefewsamples: WhenAzanispronounced,Satantakestoheelandpasseswindwith noise...(SahihBukhari,1.11.582) WhenAzaniscalledSatanrunsbackbreakingthewindsothathecannothearthe call,andwhenthecallisoverhecomesback(SahihMuslims,4.1161) WhenSatanhearstheAzanherunsaway36milesfrom Medina(SahihMuslim,4.0751) WhenSatanhearsAzan,hefarts(SunaanNasai,2.1256) WhenthecalltoprayerismadeSatanretreats,passingwind;whentheAzanis finishedthenSatancomesback(MaliksMuwatta,3.1.6)
SATANWORKSONYOUWHENYOUSLEEP:HEPLAYSWITHYOURPRIVATEPARTS
FollowingaretheactivitiesofSatanwhenyousleep: Satanurinatesinasleepingman'searswhenhedoesnotgetupfor prayer...(SahihBukhari,2.21.245) Thedevilurinatesontheearsofamanwhosleepsthewholenighttill dawn(SahihMuslim,4.1700) Thedevilspendsthenightintheinteriorofyournose;socleanyournoseafter sleep(SahihMuslim,2.0462,0468) Whenanyoneofyougoestosleep,thedeviltiesthreeknotsatthebackofhis neck(SahihMuslim,4.1702) Ifyouhavemorebedthanrequired,exceptthebedkeptforaguest,thenthatextra bedisforSatan(SahihMuslim,24.5190) Satanisletloosewiththesinkingofthesununtilthedarkestpartofthenightis over23.4998) DuringsleepSatanplayswithyourprivateparts(SunaanibnMajah,1.337) Satanplayswithprivatepartsofchildren(Mishkat,1.187)
SATANSWIMSINYOURBODY
Satanissopowerfulthathecompletelyfuseshimselfinahumanbody.Ahadisin SahihBukhari(3.33.251)tellsusthatSatanreacheseverywhereinahumanbody.Another hadisinSahihBukhari(4.54.501)saysthatSatancirculatesinthehumanmindasblood circulatesinit.
106
IslamicVoodoos
Itisjustincredible,thepowerofSatan.WhycannotAllahcirculateinahumanbody?Why didAllahempowerSatantoaccomplishthefeatthatAllahcannotdo?Justimagine,instead ofSatan,ifonlyAllahcouldswiminthebloodstreamofhuman. Satanevenentersyourbodywhenyouyawn,soyoumustrefrainfromyawning (SahihMuslim,42.7132).WhyAllahcannotAllahenterthehumanbody? HereareafewmoregemsofahadithaboutIslamicSatan.
KEEPYOURMOUTHSHUT WITHYOURHANDBECAUSEDEVIL ENTERSYOUWHENYOUYAWN.(IRAQ,KURDISHPARLIAMENT INSESSION)
Thedevilcirculatesinyoulikeyourblood;sodonotvisitawomanwhosehusband isaway;onlyMuhammadwassafeinthismatter(SunaanTirmidhi,931) Ifyouhavetoyawnthenkeepyourmouthshutwithyourhand;becausedevilenters youwhenyouyawn(SahihMuslim,42.7129,7131) Whenyournailsarelongdevilsitsinthem.(Ghazali,p.1.131)
SATANPLAYSWITHHUMANS
ItisalsoincrediblethatSatanisquiteadeptatplayingwithhuman,whereasAllahis incapableofdoingso.IfonlyAllahcouldplaywithhumansjustimagine! Justthink,ifonlyAllahcouldplaywithhumanslikeSatandoeshowgoodthelifewouldhave
107
SATANISQUITEADEPT ATPLAYINGWITHHUMANS.SO WHERE'SMECCA?
IslamicVoodoos been. HereiswhatwefindaboutIslamicSatansgamewithhumans:
LookinghitherandthitherduringprayerisSatansplay(SahihBukhari,1.12.718) Satan(devil)playswithpebbles;ifyouplaywithpebbles,youplaywith devil(SunaanNasai,2.1269) AshShifa(p.296)tellstheincrediblestorythatonceMuhammadwantedSatantoplaywith thechildrenofMedina.Hereisthehadis: InthehadithofAbudDarda,theProphetsaid,TheenemyofAllah,Iblis, cametomebrandishingabrandoffireonmyface.TheProphetwasdoing theprayerandhesoughtrefugewithAllahandcursedShaytan.Hesaid, ThenIwantedtoseizehimsohecouldbeshackledandinthemorningthe childrenofMedinacouldplaywithhim.
SATANATTENDSEVERYCHILDBIRTH;HETOUCHESEVERYINFANT
HereareafewinterestingahadithonSatanspowerovernewlybornbabies.IfonlyAllah hadthesamepower,everychildwouldbeaperfectbundleofjoy. ExceptforMaryandhersonJesus,allbabiescryduringtheirbirth,becauseSatan touchesthem(SahihBukhari,4.55.641) Wheneverachildisborn,Satanpricksit;thatiswhythechildcries.OnlyMaryand JesuswerenotprickedbySatan(SahihMuslim,30.5837,5838) Sayprayerduringsexualintercourse,andSatanwillnottouchyour child(SahihBukhari,4.54.503)
SATANEATSWITHYOU
AccordingtoIslamwheneveryoueatSatanjoinsyou.Satanactuallyeatswithlefthand.So anyoneeatingwithhis/herlefthandisaSatan(SahihMuslim,23.5007).SahihMuslim (23.5006)alsosaysthatifyoumentionthenameofAllahwhileenteringahouseandwhile eatingafoodthenSatanwillnotcomenearit. HereareafewahadithonSatanseatingwithyou: Satanispresentwhenyouareeatingfood;ifyoudropyourmouthfuloffoodthendo notleaveitfortheSatantoeatit;removethefilthandtheneatthe food(SahihMuslim,23.5046,5049) Performeatinganddrinkingwiththerighthand;Sataneatswithleft hand(SunaanibnMajah,4.3266) SatanconsidersthatfoodlawfulonwhichAllahsnameisnot mentioned(SahihMuslim,23.5004)
108
IslamicVoodoos
THESEARESATANSFAVOURITEHUNTINGGROUNDS
AllahhasverylittleideaaboutthepermanentabodeofSatan.Inahadisin SunaanAbuDawud(1.0184)Muhammadsaidthattheplaceswherecamelsliedownarethe placesofSatan;sodonotofferprayerthere;butplaceswherethesheepliedownareplaces ofblessings;soyoucanofferprayersattheseplaces.ATirmidhihadis(222)saysthatwhen yougotothemarketIblisfollowsyou.AnotherTirmidhihadis(930)mentionsthat wheneveramanandawomanarealonetogetherSatanvisitsthem. Ghazali(p.3.39)writesthatAllahcreatedwomenasgamesforSatan,andSatanlivesin marketsandbazaars. InMishkat(2.39),wereadthatifyoudomorningmarketingthenyouarefollowingIblis.
SATANWILLDEPARTWHENYOUDOTHESE:
Strangely,gettingridofIslamicSatanisquitesimple.Allyouneedtodoprayandprostrate
ALLYOUNEEDTODOISPRAYANDPROSTRATE BEFOREALLAH. THISMANISOBVIOUSLYCONFUSEDBYTHESHAYTAN
beforeAllah,endlessly. HereishowyoucaneschewSatan: WhenthesonofAdamfallsdowninprostration,theSatangoesintoseclusionand weeps(SahihMuslim,1.0144) IfSatanintervenesduringyourprayerthenspitthreetimesonyour left(SahihMuslim,26.5463) SpitonyourleftwhenyouperceiveSatan(Mishkat,1.46)
109
CHAPTER14
ISLAMICSOULSVOODOO
heconceptofIslamicsoulistrulyfascinating.Themorewe learnaboutthisarcaneconceptofIslamicsoulthemoreitwill appearthatIslamisfullymiredinunscientific,laughableand superstitiousdogma.IntheQuran,wefindanumberof verses,whichexposethevariousnaturesofIslamicsouls. AllahhasmadeIslamicsoulsoincomprehensiblethatithas becomeapotentIslamicminefieldofcontradictions,confusions,speculations,andsimply illogical. LetusexploreafewsalientfeaturesofIslamicSouls.
ANISLAMICSOULISAPHYSICALOBJECT
Thisishardtobelieve,butifwearetoreadafewversesfromtheQur'an,andcomprehend theirexegesesfromvariousauthenticIslamicsourceswedrawonlyoneconclusion:thatan Islamicsoulistrulyaphysicalentityresidingasaninternalorganofabody.Wehave alreadyreadinepisode2(IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo)thateventheIslamicstalwart ibnKathirreadilyadmitsthathumansoulisaphysicalpartofthebody.Duringthetimeof death,Allahsendsanangel(ormanyangels,theQur'ancontradicts)topluckoutthesoulof aperson.Thisissimilartothesurgery,inwhichaninternalorganoratumorisremoved fromahumanbody.TheonlydifferenceisthatAllahstrainedchiefangel(suchasAzazilor Azrail)performsthisdivinesurgery. Truly,intheQur'anthereisaSurabythetitleTheSoul Snatchers(Sura79).InthisSura(79:1)Allahswearsby theangelswhotearoutbyforcethesoulsofsinners (unbelievers). Allahsaysinverse6:61oftheQur'anthatwhenthetime ofdeathapproachestosomeone,Heimmediatelysends Hismessenger(angelofdeath,Azrail)totakethevictims life.IbnKathirwritesthatAllahsendsguardianangelsto lookoverhumans;theangelofdeathhasangelswhopull thesoulfromitsbodyandwhenitreachesthethroat,the angelofdeathcapturesit.Theyguardthesoulofthedead personandtakeittowhereverAllahwills,toIlliyyinifhe wasamongtherighteousandtoSijjinifhewasamongthe wicked.Readmoreonthislater.Pleasenotethat OsmabinLadin,inhislatestexhortation,mentionsthis IlliyyintothejihadistsinIraq. Muhammadhadacompetitor.HisnamewasMusaylimahalKadhdhab.OnceMusaylimah announcedthathetoocouldbringfromAllahSurassimilartotheQur'an.Angered,Allah
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.14:IslamicSoulsVoodoo
immediatelysentdownverse6:93.Inthisverse,Allahvehementlyproclaimedthatnoone couldrevealthelikenessoftheQur'an.Thosewhoclaimthattheycancomposeverseslike theQur'anarewicked.IbnKathirinterpretsthatwhoeversayslikeMusaylimah,Allahsends anangeltotakeoutthesoulofsuchaperson.Thesoulofthewickedpersondoesnotwant tobesnatchedbytheangel.Therefore,it(soul)scattersinthebodyofthedisbeliever,and refusestogetout.Theangelstakethelife(i.e.,thesoul)withtheirhands.Theyevenbeatthe nonMuslimuntilhissoulleaveshisbody. Inverse47:27Allahsaysthatinthecaseofsoulsofhypocrites,theangelssmitetheirfaces andbacks.IbnKathirexplainsthatthatishowtheirsituationwillbewhentheangelscome totaketheirlives,andtheirsoulsclingtotheirbodies,causingtheangelstoextractthemby force,harshness,andbeating. Inverse75:2628wereadthatthesoulwillreachforthecollarbonebeforedeathcomes. AccordingtoibnKathirthismeansyoursoulwillbepulledoutofyourbodyanditwillreach yourcollarbones. Verse25:22ismorevividofthemannerofextractionofIslamicsoulfromahumanbody. Thisversesaysthattherewillbenojoywhenthecriminals(nonMuslims)seetheangels. IbnKathirwrites: Thisisalsoconfirmedatthetimewhentheyaredying,whenthe angelsbringthemthetidingsofHellandthewrathofthe Compeller,andwhenthedisbeliever'ssoulisbeingtakenout,the angelssaytoit,"Comeout,Oevilsoulfromanevilbody,comeout tofiercehotwindandboilingwater,andtheshadowofblack smoke.''Itrefusestocomeoutanditscattersthroughouthisbody, sotheybeathim.
ALLAHWILLPAIRSOULSWITHBODIES
WealreadylearnedthatthemostintriguingcharacteristicofIslamicsoulisthatit(thesoul) isadistinctlyseparateentityinsidethehumanbody.Amazingly, unlikeotherstaticvitalinternalorgans,theIslamicsoulhastheability tomovearoundthebodywhenAzazil(orAzrail)wantstocaptureit. Allah,withthehelpofangels,canseparateasoulfromabody,keepit safeinanotherlocation,andonanotheroccasion,suchasonthe resurrectionday,rejointhesoulwithitsbody,whichliesinsidea grave.Itmightsoundjustimplausibleandweird,butthatistheway Allahsmedicalscienceworks. HereisabriefdescriptionofwhatAllahwilldowithsoulsonthe resurrectiondays.Inverse50:44oftheQur'anAllahsaysthatthe earthwillberentasunder;allsoulwillbehurried. IbnKathirexplainsthisverseinthisway: Allahwillsenddownrainfromthesky.Fromthatrainthebodiesofthe creationswillgrowwhiletheyareintheirgraves,justastheseedgrowsin soilintheaftermathofrain. Whenthebodiesgrowtotheirfullstrength,will commandangelIsrafilandhewillblowintheTrumpetforasecondtime. 112
IslamicVoodoos
ThesoulswillbeenclosedinaholeintheTrumpet.WhenIsrafilblowsinthe Trumpet,thesoulswilldepartfromitandwillflybetweentheheavensand earth.Allahwilldeclare,"ByMygraceandpower,eachsoulshallreturnto
ALLAHWILLPAIRSOULSWITHBODIES NODOBTADIFFICULT TASKSINCETHEGREATESTMUSLIMINVENTIONSUICIDE BOMBING
thebodythatitusedtoinhabit,''andindeed,everysoulwillreturntoits body.Thesoulwillenteritsbodyjustaspoisonentersthebody,thenthe earthwillbeuncoveredfromabovethem,andtheywillallstandandhead towardsthereckoningplacehasteningtoobeythecommandofAllahthe ExaltedandMostHonored. ManynonMuslimsmightthinkthatiftheywanttoavoiddreadfulIslamichell,alltheyneed todoistorepentontheresurrectionday,andsecureAllahsmercy.Nevertheless,Allahis notsodimwitted.Heunderstandsverywellthemindsoftheunbelievers.Thatiswhyin verse4:17AllahsaysthatHisMercyisonlyforthosewhorepentimmediatelyrepenting onthedayofresurrectionisofnouse.IbnKathirsaysthismeansAllahacceptsthe repentanceoftheservantaslongasthesouldoesnotreachthethroat.Tofurtherfrighten theunbelievers,ibnKathir,inconnectionwithverse16:29,writesthatthey(the unbelievers)willenterhellwiththeirsoulsfromthedaytheydie,andtheirbodieswillfeel theheatandhotwindsoftheirgraves.OntheDayofResurrection,theirsoulswillbe reunitedwiththeirbodies,toabideforeverinthefireof
MUSLIMSOULSWAITING INLINEFORTHEFINALVERDICT
113
IslamicVoodoos hell.
Allahsaysinverse81:17thatontheresurrectiondayHewillfoldupthesun,allowthe starsfalllosingtheirlustre,settheoceansaflame,makethemountainstovanish,neglectthe tenmonthpregnantshecamel,andherdtogetherthewildbeasts.Jalalynsaysthatthis meansthewildbeastswillberesurrectedsothateachofthemmayretaliateagainstthe otherbeforebecomingdust.IbnKathirwritesthattheseawillbeablazingfire.Whilethey areinthatstate,theearthwillbesplitwithonehugecrackthatwillextendfromthelowest, seventhearthtothehighest,seventhheaven.Therefore,whiletheyareinthatstate,awind willcomethatwillkillallofthem. Everytypeofsoulwillbegatheredwithitspeerormate. IbnAbbasclarifiesthestatusofsoulsbysayingthatthebelieverssoulswilljoinwiththe maidenofparadiseandthedisbelieverswithSatan;therighteouswiththerighteousand thesinfulwiththesinful.Jalalynaddsthatthesoulsarepairedupwiththeirbodies. Nevertheless,thejoiningofsoulswiththeirdead,petrified,andossifiedbodiesisnotfree fromIslamicapartheid.AhadisinSahihBukhari(7.72.735)saysthatmanywelldressed souls(people)inthisworldwillbenakedonthedayofresurrection.
ANIMALS,PICTURES,ANDIMAGESHAVESOULS
InIslamdrawings,(includingphotographs,motionpicturesand digitalimages)ofanylivingcreatureisharam(illegal).Itisagreat sin/crimetoindulgeinartisticworkssuchaspainting,sketching, andgraphicarts.SahihBukhari(5.59.338)writesthatangelsdo notenterahousethathastheimagesofthoseobjectsthathave souls,e.g.,pictures,anddogs. Thismeansthatpicturesandimages,aswellasanimals,suchas dogs,havesouls. InahadisinSahihMuslim(24.5268),Muhammadsaidthatthe picturepainterswouldbepunishedonthedayofresurrection; theywillbeaskedtobreathesoulintowhattheyhadcreated. AnotherhadisinSahihMuslim(24.5272)saysthatAllahwillgive soulstotheobjectsofthepaintersandthey(thepictures)will punishthepainter.Thishadisalsoimpliesthat;ifyouhavetopaint atallthenpaintthepicturesoftreesandlifelessobjects,because Muhammadthoughttrees,fruits,mountainsandsoonare lifeless,meaningtheypossessnosouls.
114
IslamicVoodoos
ISLAMICMARTYRSSOULSAREALIVE
Allahsaysinverse2:154thatthosekilledforIslam(injihad)arenotdead;theyarealive.As tothecontextofthisverse,ibnAbbaswritesthatAllahrevealedthisverseregarding MuslimskilledintheBadr,Uhud,andallotherbattles.Thismeansallthesuicidebombers
THESEISLAMICMARTYR'SSOULSAREALIVE(FORNOW)
andtheIslamistskilledduringIslamicterroroperationshavetheirsoulsaliveandkicking. Interpretingtheaboveverse,Ghazali(p.4.411)writesthatMuhammadsaidthatthesoul comesfromthecommandofAllah.Deathdoesnotmeanthatthesoulwilldiewiththebody. TheproofisintheQuran,DontconsiderthosewhoarekilledinGodswayaredead, rathertheyarealiveneartheirLordandaregivenprovision(2:154). Allahconfirmsinverse3:169171thatthoseslaininAllahsway(injihad)donotdie;they liveinthepresenceofHim,andenjoyHisprovisions.AccordingtoibnKathirAllahrevealed theseversesaboutthemartyrsofUhudbattle.Jabirb.Abdullahaggrievedthathisfather haddiedintheUhudbattle.ToconsoleJabir,MuhammadinformedhimthatalthoughAllah doesnottalktoapersonexceptbehindaveil,butAllahtalkeddirectlytoJabirsfather.Then Allahsentdownthisverse.Tabari(vii.156)writesthatthisversealsoreferstotheMuslims killedatBirMauna. Haveweevercontemplatedaboutthefeelingofasuicidebomber,asheisabouttodetonate hisexplosivechargesoninnocentvictimsofIslam?HereishowGhazali(p.4.134)describes thementalstateofanIslamistkiller(suicidebomber): Aboutmartyrdom(sic)ithasbeensaidthatatthattimesoulcomesinsucha conditionthattheheartdoesnotcontainexceptlove.Suchamanstandsin therowoffightaftergivingupallconnectionsintheworld.Hethen purchasesthenextworldinexchangeoftheworldasGodsaidinverse 9:111,Godpurchasedfrombelieverstheirlivesandpropertiesinexchange ofParadise. Verse9:111issuchanextraordinarilypotentweaponfortheIslamistkillersthatweneedto comprehenditfully.Inthisverse,AllahsaysthatthebelieversfightinthecauseofAllah; theykillandgetkilled;thisisthedoctrineofAllah;Hehaspurchasedthelivesandgoodsof thebelieversinexchangeforbootyandparadise.Theirobligationisthewillingnesstokill andgetkilledinafight;thisisthepledgeofAllahintheTorah,Gospel,andtheQuran. Interestingly,IcouldnotfindthisexhortationeitherintheGospelortheOldTestament. Nevertheless,thisgreatbargainfromAllahguaranteesthesupremereward.
115
IslamicVoodoos
Undoubtedly,thisversemotivatesthesuicidebombers.IbnKathirwritesthatallMuslims areboundbyasales/purchasecontractwithAllah.ThepriceAllahpaysinexchangefor theirlives/soulsaretheguaranteeofparadise.
WHEREDOESANISLAMICSOULRESIDE?
SinceanIslamicsoulisaphysicalentity,similartootherinternalorgansinahumanbody,it needstobestored.Allahdidnotsaypreciselywhereinabodythehumansoulisensconced. Ghazali(p.1.97)writesthatAllahsays:itisnottheeyesthatareblind butthesoulsthatareinbreasts.Hewhoisblindintheworldwillalsobe blindinthehereafter. Thismeansthatalivingpersonssoulresidessomewhereinsidehis breast.Allahdidnotclarifywherethesoulsofpicturesandanimals reside.WemayassumethatAllahstorestheirsoulssomewhereinside theirbodies,oronthemediaonwhichtheyaredrawn. Allahneedsstoragefacilitiesforthesoulsofdeadpersons.Truetotheserequirements, AllahhasseparatestoragefacilitiesforMuslimssoulsandnonMuslimssouls. Inverse83:18AllahsaysthatHekeepstherecordsoftherighteous(thatis,Muslims)ina highplacewitharegistercalledIlliyyin.IbnKathirwritesthatIlliyyinistakenfromthe wordÙluw,whichmeanshighness.Illiyyinislocatedintheseventhheaven,paradise;it containsthesoulsofthebelievers. Allahsaysinverse83:79thatHecollectstherecordsofsoulsofwickedpeople (nonMuslims)inaregistercalledSijjin.IbnKathirwritesthatSijjinmeansprison;itisan eternalprisonandapainfultorment;itislocatedbeneaththeseventhearth;itcontainsthe soulsoftheunbelievers. Ontheinterpretationoftheaboveverses,ibnAbbassaysthattheworksofthechildrenof Adamarewrittenonagreenrockundertheseventhearth;thisisSijjin. Previously,inverses3:169171,wenotedthatthesoulsofIslamicmartyrsdonotdie.To explaintheseverses,ibnKathirandTabari(vii.156)writethatthesoulofabelieverisinthe shapeofabirdinparadise.Asforthesoulsofmartyrs,theyareinsidegreenbirds,likethe starstotherestofthebelievingsouls.SunaanibnMajah(5.4271)writesthatthesoulofa believer(aMuslim)isabird;iteatsinthetreesofparadise. SahihMuslim(20.4651)alsowritesthatthesoulsofthemartyrsliveinthebodiesofgreen birdswhohavetheirnestsinthechandeliershungfromthethroneofAllah;theyeatthe fruitsofparadise.TheywillrequestAllahtoreturntheirsoulstotheirbodiessothatthey maybeslaininthepathofAllahagain,again,andagain.InSunaanNasai(2.2077)weread thatthesoulofaMuslimassumestheformofabird,hangsfromtreesinparadiseuntilit returnstothebodyonthedayofresurrection.Ghazali(p.1.237)writesthatthesoulsof martyrslieinthewombsofgreenbirds. Pleasenotethedifference:anordinaryMuslimssoulresidesinsideanordinarybird, whereas,thesoulofanIslamicmartyrresidesinsideagreenbirdofparadise.
116
IslamicVoodoos
ThiscontradictsAllahscontentioninverse19:71thatsaysallsouls(includingthesoulsof Muslims),eventemporarily,willbeinhell.Previously,wenotedthatAllahstoresMuslims soulsinIlliyyin.
COMPONENTSOFANISLAMICSOUL,ANDTYPESOFISLAMICSOULS
Ghazali(p.3.78)saysthatthesoulisthekingofthebodyanditsdifferentorgansareits servantstocarryoutitsordersandcommands.Ghazalisideaof Islamicsoulmeans,it(thesoul)isthenervecentreorthecontrol centerofahumanbody.Contrastthistothemodernmedical evidencethatourbrainisthecommanderofourcentralnervous system.Ghazali(ibid)writesfurtherthatamanacquiresthe knowledgeofAllahandHisattributesbynootherorgansthanthe soul. GhazalievendiscovereddifferentpartsofanIslamicsoul.These are: Qalb:ithastwomeanings.Thefirstpartisapieceoffleshintheleftbreastcalled heart,whichishollowininterior,filledupwithblackbloodandwhichisasourceof Ruhorlife.ThesecondmeaningofQalbisthatsoulisimmaterialaspectofformless. GhazaliconsidersthispartofQalb(orsoul)isjustlikeunseenelectricity. Ruh:itisamaterialthingwithintheheart,whichvibratesthewholebodylikethe currentofelectricitywind,whichrunsthroughtheveinsofthebody.Itiscalledlife. Ithasthepoweroftouch,hearing,sight,smellandthepoweroftheotherlimbsof thebody.SourcingQuranicverse17:85GhazaliwritesthatRuhisacommandfrom Allah. Nafs:itisthepassionpartofasoul.Itinvolvesgreed,evil ,andotherattributes. Aql:thefirstmeaningofAqlistheintellectbywhichthetruenaturesofmaterial objectsareknown.ThesecondmeaningofAqlisthepowertounderstandesoteric phenomena. Ghazali(p.3.15)classifiesthesoulsinfourcategories.Theseare: ThesoulofaMuslim Thesoulofanunbeliever(nonMuslim) Thesoulofahypocrite Thesoulofamixedperson(thatis,betweenaMuslimandahypocrite) He(p.3.53)evenwritesthatthegreatestdesireforthesoulisitsmeetingwithAllah,and thatthereareheavysoulsandtherearelightsouls.Goodhabitscreatelightsouls,which showmanywonderfulthings.TheheavysoulsarethesoulsofnonMuslims. Itisperplexing,nodoubt.ThisisbecausetheQur'anisarepositoryofcontradictionsand confusions.Ghazalicertainlyaddsmoretoit(theQur'an).
117
IslamicVoodoos
ALLAHEXAMINESYOURSOULWHENYOUSLEEP
ItisquitefascinatingthatwhenwesleepAllahplayswithoursouls.Allahsaysinverse 39:42thatHetakesthesoulsatdeathandatsleep.AccordingtoIslam,sleepisakindof death,andwhileinsleep,somesoulsaretakentoAllah.Ifthepersonisdestinedtodiethen Allahkeepsthesoul,otherwiseHesendsthesoulbacktothesleepingperson. PleasenotehowAllahcontradictsHimself.Inverse32:11Allahsaysanangeltakessoul. Itismoreinterestingtoreadverse75:30.Inthisverse, AllahsaysthateverythingwillbedriventoHim. IbnKathirwritesthat,afterdueexamination,whenAllah issatisfiedthatitisnotthetimeofdeath,Allahsaystothe couriersofthevictimssoul,"Returnmyservanttothe earth,forverily,Ihavecreatedthemfromit,Ireturnthem intoit,andfromitIwillbringthemoutatanothertime. AccordingtoGhazali(p.4.411),duringdeath,thesoul separatesfromthebody.Afterburial,thebodyofamanis returnedtohissoul,sothathemaytastethepunishment. Ghazali(p.1.256)saysfurtherthatwhenamansleeps withablution,hissoulishungupwiththeThroneandhis dreambecomestrue.Ifhesleepswithoutablution,hissoulcannotreachthereandhe cannotseedreams,whicharetrue.
AFEWMOREINTERESTINGFEATURESOFISLAMICSOULS
Wealreadyreadthatinverse79:1Allahswearsbytheangelswhotearoutbyforcethe soulsofsinners(unbelievers).Itiscertainlyaverypainfulwaytoextricatethesoulofan unbeliever. Incontrast,inconnectionwithverse10:64,hereiswhatibnKathirwritesaboutthe comfortablemannerinwhichtheangelsremovethesoulofaMuslim: Whendeathapproachesabeliever,angels,withwhitefacesandwhite clothes,cometohimandsay:"Ogoodsoul!Comeouttocomfortand provisionandaLordwhoisnotangry.''Thesoulthencomesoutofhis mouthlikeadropofwaterpouringoutofawaterskin. Inverse79:2Allahconfirmsthattheangelsdrawoutgentlysoulsofthebelievers. AccordingtoGhazali(p.3.15)ifsinsarecommittedoneafteranother,thesoulbecomesdark andthatisthesealonthesoul.Ghazali(ibid)alsowritesthatMuhammadsaid,Thesoulof abelieverisbrightandthereisabrightlampinit.Thesoulofanunbelieverisblackand blind. AstrangepropertyofanIslamicsoulisthataMuslimssoulhasthesweetestfragrance, whereasthesoulofanonMuslimhasthestenchofacorpse.
118
IslamicVoodoos
SunaanNasai(2.1836)writesthatduringaMuslimsdeath,hissoulcomesoutwiththe sweetestsmell.Duringaninfidelsdeath,theangelspunishhim;hissoulcomesoutwiththe mostunpleasantstenchofacorpse. Thishadisisrepeatedinmanyotherhadisbooks.Hereareafewsamples: SahihMuslim(40.6867)writesthattwoangelstakethesoulofdeadpersonintosky,to Allah;ifthesoulisabelieversthenithasabeautifulfragrance;ifthesoulisofanon believerthenithasafoulsmell. SunaanTirmidhi(511)writesthatabelievers soulhasthefragranceofmusk;anunbelievers soulhasfoulstench. Further,Tirmidhi(510)recordsthatagoodsoul willbetakentoAllahtoresideinparadise;abad soulwillbegrievedinboilingliquidandthen returnedtothegraveofthedeceased. Hereareafewmoreinterestingfeaturesof Islamicsouls: Whenthesoulistakenawaythesightfollowsit.Soclosetheeyesofadead person(SahihMuslim,4.2003,2005) Theeyesightofapersonfollowshissoul(SunaanibnMajah,2.1454,1455) Adefaulterssoulissuspendeduntilheclearstheloan3.2423) Ifyoudidnotclearyourdebtyoursoulwillbeheldbackuntilyouclearthe debt(SunaanTirmidhi,301) Abeliever'ssoulisattachedtohisdebttillitispaid(SunaanTirmidhi,871) Humansoulhaspowerofsightasthatofexternaleyes(Ghazali,p.3.21) FromthebackofAdam,Allahcreatedallthesoulswhoaretobe born(SunaanTirmidhi,37) MuhammadsaidthatAllahisinthesoulofabeliever(Ghazali,p.3.19) Asoulisacontainerofknowledge.Itislikeamirror(Ghazali,p.3.15)
ALLAHHASASOUL
Itmightsoundincredible,butAllah,trulyhasasoul.Inverse2:87AllahcontendsthatHe gaveMosestheBook,followedbyasuccessionofapostles;HesentJesusassonofMarybut peoplecalledmanyapostlesimpostors;somewereevenslain.IbnKathirsaysthatAllah sentJesus,aidedbyHis(Allahs)RuhalQuddus,whichmostIslamistscholarsbelievetobe Gabriel.Previously,wereadthatasperGhazali,RuhisacomponentofanIslamicsoul.This meansthatAllahhas,atleast,apartofHissoul,withGabriel. 119
IslamicVoodoos
Verse3:49ismorespecificaboutAllahssoul,RuhalQuddus.Jalaynexplainsthisverseby sayingthatGabrielbreathedintotheopeningofMaryamsgarmentandshebecame pregnant.ThismeansGabrielbreathedintoMarysbodyAllahsoulorAllahsRuh. Lastly,wereadinverse19:17thatanangel,asaman,appearedtoMary.AsperibnKathir GabrielisAllahsRuh,andheappearedtohercompleteandperfectintheshapeofaman. ThismeansAllahssoulmadeMarypregnant.
120
CHAPTER15
ISLAMICTOILETVOODOO
ikeornot,toiletprotocols,asprescribedinIslam,aremandatory toallMuslims.NonMuslimsmightloathereadingthisepisode onIslamictoiletvoodoo,asitcontainsobnoxious,tasteless, indecent,anduncivilmannersandcustoms,largelyfollowedby desertBedouinsduringMuhammadstime.Lestweforget,Allah willneverforgiveaMuslimfordeviatingfromHisstandardofIslamic toilethabitsasdemonstratedbyMuhammad.
First,letusfocusonafewversesoftheQur'anwhereAllahsaysaMuslimmustemulate Muhammad'smanners,traditions,andpracticesatalltime.
SUNNAHISMYPRACTICE:ALLAHPROMISESGREATREWARDS FOREMULATINGMUHAMMAD'SHABITS,MANNERS,AND INSTRUCTIONS
Inverses3:132and4:80AllahsaysthatobeyingHimandMuhammad(i.e.,Muhammads examples)ismandatory.ThismeansMuslimshavenochoicebuttofollowMuhammad's deeds,asthisconstitutestheobeyingthecommandsofAllah.Asimilarcommandisechoed
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.15:IslamicToiletVoodoo
inverse33:36whereAllahstipulatesthatprovisions(rulesandexamples,eventoiletrules) setbyAllahandMuhammadarebindingtoallMuslims;therearenoalternatives.IbnKathir addsmorepunchtoAllahscommandHewritesthatthisverseisgeneralinmeaningand appliestoallmatters,i.e.,ifAllahandHisMessengerdecreedamatter,noonehastheright togoagainstthat,andnoonehasanychoiceorroomforpersonalopiniononthatcase. Allahdecreesinverse33:21thatHehasmadeMuhammadanexcellentexampleforthe believerstofollowandinverse68:4AllahremindstheMuslimsthatMuhammadisthe exalted(ultimate/excellent)standardofcharacter.IbnAbbassaysthatMuhammadhas greatcharactertraitswithwhichAllahhashonouredhim. AllahpromisesgreatrewardsforemulatingMuhammad'shabits,manners,andinstructions. Inverse33:71AllahdeclaresthatobeyingAllahandMuhammadarethehighest achievements,andinverse3:31AllahsetsaconditionthatifanyMuslimlovesAllahthen he/shemustfollowMuhammad,andAllahwillforgivehis/hersins.Verse4:13guarantees paradiseforthosewhoblindlyobeyMuhammad. AllahprescribesseverepunishmentfornotemulatingMuhammad.Inverse47:33Allahsays thatifMuslimsdonotobeyMuhammad,thenHewillnullifyalltheirgooddeeds.Inverse 48:13wereadthatAllahhaspreparedablazingfireforthosewhorejectHimandhis apostleMuhammad.Inverse58:5AllahhasdecreedthatthosewhorejectAllahandHis messenger(Muhammad)willbereducedtodust. HereiswhatAshShifa(p.316)writesaboutimitatingMuhammadabsolutely: ItisalsoknownthattheCompanionswereinthehabitofimitatingthe actionsoftheProphet,whatevertheywereandineveryway,justasthey obeyedwhateverhesaid.Theythrewawaytheirsignetringswhenhethrew hisaway.Theydiscardedtheirsandalswhenhediscardedhis.Theyusedas aproofforfacingJerusalemwhengoingtothelavatorythefactthatIbn Umarsawhimdoingso.Othersfoundaproofforotheractionsbothinthe categoryofworshipandgeneralcustombysaying,IsawtheMessengerof Allahdoit. OnceweacknowledgeAllahsdictaintheaboveparagraphswewill understandwhytheMuslimsfollowafewweirdtoiletmanners,though thosehabitswerethecustomsoftheArabBedouinsmillenniaago.In Islam,thereisnodateofexpiryofMuhammadstraditionsand practicestheyareeternal. Itisalsoimportanttokeepinperspectivetheprimitivetoiletfacilitiesin Muhammad'shousehold.Thetruthis:Muhammad,includinghiswives, usedtorelievethemselvesintheopendesert,undertheopensky.The malescoulddefecateanytimeofthedayornight,butMuhammad's wiveswererestrictedtoanswertheircallsofnatureonlyatnight. Describedbyafewahadith,wehaveaglimpseoftheabjecttoilet facilitiesinMuhammad'sfamily.Hereareafewexamples: WivesofMuhammadansweredthecallofnatureintheopen field...(SahihBukhari,1.4.148,149) 122
IslamicVoodoos
DuringHajjsomeofMuhammadscompanionshadtheirpenisesdrippingwith prostratefluid(SunaanAbuDawud,2.10.1785) Whendefecatingtogether(twomen)donotconverse,donotlookateachothers privateparts(SunaanibnMajah,1.342) Carrythreestoneswhilerelievingyourselfindesert(Mishkat,1.186) Tobecertain,letusreadinfull,onehadisfromSahihBukhari: SahihBukhariVolume1,Book4,Number148: Narrated'Aisha: ThewivesoftheProphetusedtogotoAlManasi,avastopenplace(near BaqiaatMedina)toanswerthecallofnatureatnight.'Umarusedtosayto theProphet"Letyourwivesbeveiled,"butAllah'sApostledidnotdoso.One nightSaudabintZam'athewifeoftheProphetwentoutat'Isha'timeand shewasatalllady.'Umaraddressedherandsaid,"Ihaverecognizedyou,O Sauda."Hesaidso,ashedesiredeagerlythattheversesofAlHijab(the observingofveilsbytheMuslimwomen)mayberevealed.SoAllahrevealed theversesof"AlHijab"(Acompletebodycoverexcludingtheeyes). TheabovehadisalsotellsuswhyMuhammadimposedveilsonIslamicwomen. WewillnowexamineafewoutstandingfeaturesofIslamictoilets.
JINNSANDDEVILSHAUNTISLAMICTOILETS
IfwehappentobeinanIslamicParadise,wemightbecompletelysurprisedthatmany MuslimsstillbelievetheseIslamicvoodoos.Forexample,ifyouareinavillagein BangladeshorPakistan,youwillcomeacrosswithmanydevoutMuslimswhowillvouch thattheyhadseenjinnsinsidetheirprimitivelatrines.Afewofthemmightevenswearthat thelocalImamoranIslamicmendicanthadbeenableto chaseoutjinnsanddevilsfromtheirtoiletswhenthejinns ordevilscaughttheirwomeninthetoilets.Notethatitis usuallythewomen(prettyones)whofallvictimstothe jinnsanddevilsresidinginruralIslamiclatrines. Pleasedonotlaugh.Ifweweretobelievethefollowing ahadiththenitiscertainlytruethatIslamictoiletsarethe perennialabodesofjinnsanddevils. InSunaanAbuDawud(1.0006)wereadthattoiletsare frequentedbyjinnsanddevils.SunaanibnMajah(1.296) writesthatdevilsvisitpublictoilets. Letusreadinfullthefirsthadis:
NarratedZaydibnArqam: TheApostleofAllah(peace_be_upon_him)said:Thesepriviesarefrequented bythejinnsanddevils.Sowhenanyoneamongstyougoesthere,heshould say:"IseekrefugeinAllahfrommaleandfemaledevils." 123
IslamicVoodoos
PRAYBEFOREENTERINGANISLAMICTOILET
SincejinnsanddevilsvisitIslamictoilets,Muhammadinstructedhisfollowerstooffer prayerwhenenteringalavatory.Wehavealreadyreadahadisonthis.Hereareafewmore. Praywhenansweringthecallofnature(SahihBukhari,1.4.144) Whenyouenteralavatorysay,OAllah,IseekrefugeinTheefromwickedand noxiousthings.(SahihMuslim,3.0729) Whenenteringatoilet,sayaprayer:OAllahIseekrefugewithyoufromall offensiveandwickedthings(evildeedsandevilspirits)(SunaanNasai,1.19) Toscreenyoufromjinns,whenvisitingtoiletsayBismillah(SunaanTirmidhi,130)
DONOTHOLDYOURPENISWITHYOURRIGHTHAND
Pleasedonotbeoffendedwhenyoureadthisweird IslamicToiletmanner.InIslam,itisharamtohold yourpeniswithyourrighthandwhenyoudefecateor urinate.Regardingyourpenismanner,whileinan IslamicToilet,therearemanyahadith,inalltheSahih Sitta(thesixauthentic)onthisspecificationofAllah.In manyoftheseahadithMuhammad(thatis,Allah), specifiedthatwheninsideatoiletonemayusehisleft handtoholdhispenis.Wemaywonderaboutwomen, IamyettofindahadiswhereAllahhasspecifiedthat womencannothold(touch)theirpudendawiththeir righthand.Sowemayassumethatwomenarefreeto useeitherhandtocleansethemselves. Hereisacollectionofafewinterestingahadithon Islamicmannersofcleaningyourselfinthetoilet. Donotbreathwhiledrinkingwater;donot touchpenisinlavatoryanddonotcleanse privatepartswithyourright hand...(SahihBukhari,1.4.155) Whileurinating,donotholdpeniswithyour righthand...(SahihBukhari,1.4.156) Whileinatoiletdonottouchpeniswithyour righthand(SahihMuslim,2.0512) Whileurinatingordefecatingdonottouchyourpeniswithyourright hand(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0031) Whenurinatingdonottouchyourpeniswithyourright hand(SunaanNasai,1.24,25) Uselefthandforprivateparts(Mishkat,1.185) 124
Ch.15:IslamicToiletVoodoo Donottouchmaleorganwithrighthand(Mishkat,1.183) Uselefthandfortouchingprivateparts(Mishkat,1.185)
IslamicVoodoos
RULESONISLAMICDEFECATION
IntheQur'anthereisverylittleornoneaboutAllahsstipulationonIslamicToilet procedures.However,someIslamicscholarsbelievethatAllahrevealedverse9:108in connectionwiththepropermethodofcleaningoneselfafterdefecating.Letusreadverse 9:108fromtheQur'anandahadisfromSunaanAbuDawud: 9:108.Neverstandyoutherein.Verily,themosquewhosefoundationwas laidfromthefirstdayonpietyismoreworthythatyoustandtherein(to pray).Initaremenwholovetocleanandtopurifythemselves.AndAllh
HISTORICALOTTOMNTOILETSONDISPLAY.PLEASENOTEHOW THETHEYINDICATETHEONLYCORRECTPOSITIONDURING DEFECATION.
lovesthosewhomakethemselvescleanandpure(i.e.whocleantheir privatepartswithdust[i.e.tobeconsideredassoap)andwaterfromurine andstools,afteransweringthecallofnature](Tr.HilaliandKhan). Pleasenotethatthetranslatorshaveinsertedtheirowncomments.Theyareoftheopinion thatinIslamicritualofdefecatingdustmaybeconsideredassoap. Hereiswhatahadissays:

NarratedAbuHurayrah: TheProphet(peace_be_upon_him)said:Thefollowingversewasrevealedin connectionwiththepeopleofQuba':"Initaremenwholovetobepurified" (ix.108).He(AbuHurayrah)said:Theyusedtocleansethemselveswith wateraftereasing.Sotheversewasrevealedinconnectionwiththem.
125
IslamicVoodoos
OnecompulsoryprovisionofIslamictoiletmanneristhatduringdefecationaMuslimmust positionhimselfinsuchamannerthatneitherhisface(thatis,penisorwomensvulva)nor hisback(thatis,buttock)shouldfacetheQibla(Kaba).Muslimsmustobeythisrulewhether defecatinginanopendesertorinsidealatrineinhishouse. Hereareafewahadithonthis: WhiledefecatingintheopenspaceneitherfacenorturnyourbacktowardsQibla (Kaba);instead,facetheeastorthewest(SahihBukhari,1.4.146) WhileexcretingorurinatingdonotfacetheQibla(SahihMuslim,2.0504) WhendefecatinginthedesertdonotfaceQiblanorturnyourbacksidetowards Qibla;usethreesodsandyourrighthandtocleanseyourprivate parts(SunaanTirmidhi,128) WhiledefecatingdonotfaceorshowbacksidetoAllah(Mishkat,1.185) Interestingly,Muhammad,attimes,hadviolatedAllahsrules.Hereistheproof: Muhammadurinatedbyturninghisfacetowardsthe Qibla(SunaanibnMajah,1.325) MuhammaddefecatedfacingJerusalem(SahihBukhari,1.4.147) Muhammadstipulatedthatifyouweararing,youmustremoveitwhengoinginsideatoilet. TruetothisfunnyIslamicToiletprotocol,ahadisinSunaanAbuDawud(1.0019)and SunaanibnMajah(1.3033)statethatMuhammadusedtoremovehisringwhenvisitinga toilet. AnotherinterestinghadisinSahihMuslim(7.2942)saysthataMuslimcandefecateina river.Inthiscasetheremightnotbeanynecessitytocleansehisanus,asriverwaterwilldo
QIBLACOMPASSCOMESHANDYWHENYOU AREFORCEDTODEFECATEINANOPEN DESERTORSUCH 126
IslamicVoodoos
thejob.Curiously,ahadisinSunaanNasai(1.50,51)saysthathavingdefecated,andhaving cleansedyourself,youshouldrubtwohandsonearth. HereareafewmoreinterestingahadithondefecatinginIslamicmanner: Afterdefecatingdonotusebonesordung;usestonestocleanse yourself(SahihBukhari,1.4.157) Useoddnumberofstones(minimumthree)tocleanyourprivate parts...(SahihBukhari,1.4.162) Usethreestonestocleanyourselfafterdefecating...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0040) Whenvisitingatoiletcarrythreestoneswithyou(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0040) Afteryoudefecate,usetwoclodsofearth;donotusedung(SunaanNasai,1.42) Ifyoudefecateinadesertusethreestones,noneedtousewater(SunaanNasai, 1.44)
RULESONISLAMICURINATION
IfweareconfoundedwithbizarreIslamicrulesondefecating,herearemoreruleson urinatingIslamically. Donoturinateinstagnantwater(SunaanibnMajah,1.343) Donoturinatestanding;UmardidthatbutMuhammadreprobated him(SunaanTirmidhi,133) Atnightyoumayurinateinavessel(SunaanNasai,1.32) AtnightMuhammadusedtourinateonawoodenvessel...(SunaanAbuDawud, 1.0024) Donoturinateinahole(SunaanNasai,1.34) Urinateinasoftground(Mishkat,1.185) Donoturinateinaplaceofbathandthentakebaththere(SunaanNasai,1.36) Donotreturnsalutationwhenyouareurinating(SunaanNasai,1.37) Afterurinatingsprinklewateronyourprivateparts(SunaanNasai,1.136,137) Aswasoftenthecase,Muhammadhadviolatedhisownrulesonurination.
127
IslamicVoodoos
Muhammadurinatedstanding...(SahihBukhari,1.4.226) Muhammadhadurinatedstanding(SunaanibnMajah,1.305
MUSLIMYOUTHUSESHISMOBILETELEPHONETOTAKEAPICTURE OFHISFRIENDURINATING(STANDING)ONTHERUINSOFST. GEORGECHURCHINTHESOUTHERNKOSOVOTOWNOFPRIZREN.
ISLAMICBATHINGRULES
HereareafewinterestingrulesonIslamicbath(ghusl): Femalescannotusetheleftoverwaterbymales,butthemalescanusetheleftover waterbyfemales...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0081) Muhammadforbadetheuseofleftoverwaterbyfemalestobeusedby males...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0082) Muhammadandhiswivestookbathfromthesamevesselof water(SunaanibnMajah,1.379) Leprosyiscausedbytakingbathinwaterexposedtothesun(Mishkat,1.245)
128
CHAPTER16
ISLAMICWOMENVOODOO
trictly,thetopicoftreatmentofwomeninIslam,initself,is massive.Pleasereadotheressaysonthisissue.Manysuch calloustreatmentsarebaseduponsuperstitions,archaic,and barbarictraditions.Theyarenothingbutvoodoosinamodern society.
InIslam,awomanistrulyproblematic.Fromthemomentofherbirth untilherdeathsheenduresmuchmoreIslamictyrannythanamale Muslim.AlltheseIslamictormentisinflictedonherjustbecauseofhersexandbiology. Whenwepursuethisepisode,wewillunderstandwhytheIslamistsencapsulateawoman withsomuchofvoddooburden,andwhyitisjustimpossibletoreformIslam,visvis women.
ALLAHHATESMENSTRUATION
Monthlyperiodofawomanisthebasisofsurvivalofhumanspecies.Thisnatural phenomenonisprevalentinallmammals.Thereisnothingimpure,ugly,reprehensible,or sinfulinthisbiologicalcycleofawoman.Wemustrespect,showunderstanding,and provideallassistanceandcaresothatawomanpassesthisperiodwithease,comfort,and
FROMTHEMOMENTOFHERBIRTHUNTILHERDEATHSHE ENDURESMUCHMOREISLAMICTYRANNYTHANAMALE MUSLIM.ALLTHESEISLAMICTORMENTISINFLICTEDONHER JUSTBECAUSEOFHERSEXANDBIOLOGY.
hasslefree.
IslamicVoodoos
Ch.16:IslamicWomenVoodoo
Unfortunately,inmanyreligionsthismonthlyperiodofawomanistreatedasadisease, unholy,andimpure.Islamisnoexceptiononthis.ItappearsthatAllahHimselfhasagreat dislikeforthemenstruationcycleofawoman,evenwhenHeHimselfhaddesignedthis biologicalprocess,forthesurvivalofHiscreation. Inverse2:222oftheQur'anAllahhasdeclaredmenstruationasadisease,andhas instructedmennottoindulgeinsexduringthissicknessofwomen.Embarrassed,many Islamistsoftentwistthewordingsandinsistthatthisverseactuallyshowsutmostrespect forwomensperiod.ThisexplanationbythecraftyIslamistsisjustafib.Forthetruthof Allahshatredforwomensperiodwemustturntohadis. SahihBukhari(3.31.172)saysthatmenstruationisadefectinwomen,fortheycannotfast andprayduringtheirperiods.Allahhasmorehatredfor womenwhohaveprolongedandheavyflowduringher period.InSunaanAbuDawud(1.1.0287)wereadthat excessivebloodflowduringawomansperiodisfrom Satan.Toillustratethedamagingeffectofwomens menstruation,ibnSad(p.1.22)writesthatthe menstruatingwomenanduncleanpeopletouchedthe whitestone(ofKaba),soitturnedblack. Surprisingly,BenjaminWalker(p.47)writesthatKaba meansfemalepudenda.Infact,theBlackStoneisshapedlikeavulva,whiletheshrineitself issetinanovoidspace.InahadisinSunaanibnMajah(1.595,596)Muhammadsaidthata sexuallydefiledmanandamenstruatingwomancannotrecitetheQuran. SinceAllahhasdeclaredmenstruationadisease,defilement,hereareafewIslamicmethods tocleanseawomanwhensheismenstruating: Aftermenstruationcleantheprivatepartsandapplymusk(fragrance) there(SahihMuslim,3.0647) Putadishunderamenstruatingwomansvulvawhilesheisin prayer(SahihBukhari,1.6.306) Usesalivaandnailstoruboffbloodstainsfromperiod...(SahihBukhari,1.6.309) WashperiodbloodwithjujubeleavesSunaanNasai,1.295) Periodblood,cleanwithmusk(SunaanNasai,1.429) Besideshatingwomensmenstruation,Allahinsultsthemfurtherinverse2:223.Inthis verse,Allahconsiderswomensvaginaasasowingfield,likeamachinetoproducebabies. Hesays(inverse2:223)thatwivesaretilths,sowintheminwhatevermanneryoulike. IbnAbbassaysthatthisversemeansthevulvasofyourwivesareplantationsforyour offspring,andJalalynexplainsthatitistheplacewhereyousow[theseedsof]your children.
ISLAMICPENALTYFORDOINGSEXWITHAMENSTRUATINGWOMAN
If,bymistake,orbychance,amanhasintercoursewithhiswifeduringherperiod,Islam prescribesfinancialpenaltytoexpiatethisinfraction(i.e.,violatingverse2:222). 130
IslamicVoodoos
ThereareanumberofahadithonthispeculiarIslamicpunitivemeasure.Hereareafew samples: Ifyouhavesexualintercoursewithyourwifewhilesheismenstruatingthenyou mustgiveoneDinarorhalfaDinarinalms...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0264) Performsexualintercourseduringthestartofmenstruation,payoneDinar;towards theendofmenstruationpayhalfaDinar(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0265) Dosexualintercourseduringawomansperiod,donateoneDinarorhalfa Dinar(SunaanibnMajah,1.640,650) Dosexwithamenstruatingwoman,payafineofoneDinar(SunaanNasai,1.292) TheaboveahadithdemonstratethelegalforceofIslamicVoodoos.
ISLAMICWOMENEJACULATESPERM
InIslam,itisbelievedthatduringherorgasm,awomanejaculatessperm,justasaman does.Afewahadithevensuggestthatasamanhasnocturnalemissionorwetdreams,a womantoodischargesherspermduringhersexualdreams.Hereareafewahadithto marvelatAllahsincrediblebiology. Whenawomanejaculatessperm,sheshouldtakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.198, 199) Ifawomanhasnocturnaldischarge,sheshouldtakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.197) Whenawomanhaswetdreams,sheshouldtakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.200) Mensspermiswhite;womensspermisyellow(SunaanNasai,1.202) Womenhasdischargesduringwetdreams,thatiswhythesonresemblesthe mother...(SahihBukhari,1.3.132)
ALLAHDISLIKESWOMEN;HEHASMADEWOMENCROOKED
IntheQur'anAllahexpressesHisdislikeforfemales.Inverse43:18wereadthattheweak personalityoffemalescannotbeassociatedwithAllah;Allahdoesnotlikedaughters (women).Undeniably,inthisverse,Allahopenlydisparageswomen.Wemightthinkthat maybewearemissingsomethinggoodinthisverse,maybeAllahcannotbethathatefulto women,whoHehadcreatedfromAdamsrib. ToclarifythatAllahdoesindeeddislikewomen,hereiswhatibnKathirwritesaboutthis verse: Womenareregardedaslackingsomething,whichtheymakeupforwith jewelleryandadornmentsfromthetimeofchildhoodonwards,andwhen thereisadispute,theycannotspeakupanddefendthemselvesclearly,so howcanthisbeattributedtoAllah? InahadithwereadthereasonswhyAllahconsiderswomencrookedandreprehensible. 131
IslamicVoodoos
SahihBukhari(7.62.114)writesthatAllahcreatedwomenfromAdamsrib;thatiswhyshe iscrooked.SahihMuslim(8.3466)writesthatawomanislikearib,ifyoustraightenityou willbreakitandifyouleaveheraloneyouwillbenefitbyher;hercrookednesswillremain inher.InanotherhadisinSahihMuslim(8.3467)wereadthatAllahcreatedwomen crooked:ifyoutrytostraightenheryouwillbreakherandbreakingherisdivorcingher. ImamGhazaliexposesmoreofAllahsdispleasureforwomen.Hewrites(Ghazali,p.2.41) thatdaughtersaresuchburdensomethatamanwillgotoparadiseforhavingtheburdenof oneortwoorthreedaughters.Thisshouldnotsurpriseusconsideringthetruththatin manyIslamicparadiseshonourkillingofwomenisnotconsideredaseriouscrime.In Islam,womenslivesareindeedverycheapAllahhasrenderedawomannothingmore thanmerechattelsinthehandsofeitherherfather,orherhusband,orherson,orher brother,orhergrandson,orherlegalguardian.InIslam,itiscompulsorythatawoman mustbealwaysundertheguardianshipofamaleorherWali. InIslam,awomanisviewedmerelyasarepositoryofsexualorgans.HereiswhatGhazali (p.2.43),thegreatestofallIslamicscholarswritesaboutwomen.GhazaliquotesAli, Muhammad'scousinandsoninlaw: Awomanhastenprivateparts.Whenshegetsmarried,herhusbandcovers oneprivatepart;whenshediesthegravecoversothernineprivateparts. Allahshateforabarrenwomanhasnobound.Ghazali(p.2.24)writesthatMuhammadsaid: Aprisoninthecornerofahouseisbetterthanachildlesswoman. Ghazali(ibid)writesfurtherthatanuglywomanwithchildrenisbetterthanabeautiful womanwithoutchildren.
WOMEN,DOGS,DONKEYS,ANDPIGSANNULANISLAMICPRAYER
PleasereadthefollowingahadithtomeasuretheIslamicStatusofawoman: Awoman,anassandadogdisruptstheprayer;ifyouusethebackofasaddlethen thatwillguardagainstthedisruptionoftheprayer(SahihMuslim,4.1034) Apassingwoman,adog,andamonkeyannulaprayer.Aishacomplainedthat Muhammad'scompanionshadmadewomendogs...(SahihBukhari,1.9.490, 493,498) Amenstruatingwomanandadogcutsoffaprayer...(SunaanAbuDawud,2.0703) AblackdogisSatan;oradonkeyorawomancancelsa prayer(SunaanibnMajah,2.952) Anass,awoman,andablackdogannulsaprayer(SunaanNasai,1.753) IquotedfromthefiveofSahihSitta(theauthenticsix)ahadithtodemonstratethe importanceofthishadis.
132
IslamicVoodoos
WOMENARESTUPID;DEVILCONTROLSWOMEN
InIslam,awomanisanextensionofSatanordevil.Thismightsoundunbelievabletothose whoareaccustomedtothesecular(ornonreligious)treatmentofwomeninunIslamic countries.ThereareplentyauthenticIslamicsourceswherewomenaretrulyconsideredas devils.LetusconsultafewsuchIslamicscriptures. InSahihMuslim(8.3240,3242)andinSunaanAbuDawud(2.11.2146)wereadthata womanadvancesandretiresintheshapeofadevil;sowhenoneseesawoman,heshould cometohiswifeandhaveintercoursewithher.Truly,Muhammaddidthesame.Onceafter watchingabeautifulandsexywoman,Muhammadhurriedtohavesexwith Zaynabbt.Jahsh.ImamGhazali(p.2.26)confirmsthishadisbyrepeatingthestory.Another hadisinTirmidhi(927)writesthatafterwatchingacharmingwomanMuhammadhurried tohavesexwithSawda,anotherofhiswives;thenhesaid,Yourwifeisthesamekindof thingastheotherwoman. Ghazali(p.2.26)explainsthedevilishnatureofwomaninthismanner: Ifyouseeawomaninfront(sic)sheisadevil.Afterseeingsuchawoman, hurrytoyourwifebecauseyourwifealsobecomesadevil;have sexwith yourwife.
THEPLACEOFWOMENUNDERTALIBAN(NEARLY PERFECT ISLAMICENVIRONMENT)
GhazaliupholdsthemisogynynatureofIslam.Hewrites(ibid,p.2.43)thatawomanislikea privatepart.Whenshecomesoutofherhousethedevilholdsherhigh.Ghazali(p.3.87) evenquotesMuhammad,Awomanisthestringofthedevil. AhadisinSunaanibnMajah(5.4003)tellsunambiguouslythatwomenarestupid;theylack intelligence,nomatterhoweducatedandscholarlyshemightbe(remember,Ms. BanazirBhuttoisaHarvardandOxfordgraduate).AccordingtoIslamicSharia,awoman cannotbeajudge,andshecanneverbeacaliphortheheadofanIslamicParadise.Incase wearethinkingofIndonesia,Bangladesh,orPakistan,pleaseknowthatthesecountriesare notrealIslamic.MostIslamistswilltellusthatsofar,therehasneverbeenaperfectIslamic country,sinceMuhammadhadestablishedsuchaparadiseinMedina. 133
IslamicVoodoos
LetusconsultthefollowinghadistoascertainwhyinaperfectIslamicsocietyawomancan neverbetheheadofstate. Peopleruledbyawomanwillneverbesuccessful(ajihadistwhofoughtinthebattle ofthecamelrememberedthissayingofMuhammad)...(SahihBukhari,5.59.709) Ifanationisruledbyawomanthenthatnationwillnot succeed...(SahihBukhari,9.88.219) Awoman,aslave,andanunbelieverisnotfittobeamoralpolice(Ghazali,p.3.87) Islamconsiderswomentrulyevil.NumerousahadithattestthatasperIslamawomanisno betterthanahorse,acamel,acrow,orahouse,because,inIslam,theseobjectsaretreated assignsofbadomen.LetusreadthefollowingmessagesofIslam: Theevilomensare:thehorse,thewomenandthe house...(SahihBukhari,4.52.110,111) Ahouse,ahorseandawomanisanevilomen;amatinahouseisbetterthana barrenwoman(SunaanAbuDawud,3.29.3911) Ifthereisabadluckinanythingthenitishorse,theabodeandthe woman(SahihMuslim,26.5528,5529) Nogoodfortuneinawoman,ahorseandahouse(SunaanibnMajah,3.1993) Seekrefugefromawoman,aservantandcattletheyare evils(SunaanibnMajah,3.1918) Miserliness,pride,andcowardicearebadformenbutgoodfor women(Ghazali,p.2.32) OnthetreatmentofwomeninIslamhereareafewmoreremarkablequotesfromGhazali: Muhammadsaid,Fearunchastewomenbecauseshewillmakeyouoldbeforeyou growold(Ghazali,p.2.34) Womenarelikecrows;onlyareligiouswomanislikeacrowwithwhitebellyamong onehundredcrows(Ghazali,p.2.34) InIslam,womenaresuchdespicablethatamanshouldnevershakehandswithawoman whoisnothiswife.Itseems,inIslam,alepershandispurerthanawomanshand. Reportedly,Muhammadhadnevertouchedthehandsofawoman,excepthiswives.Here areafewahadithonMuhammad'sgreathatredforwomenwhowerenothiswives. Muhammadnevershookhandswithawoman(SunaanibnMajah,4.2874) Muhammadnevertouchedthehandofawomanexcepthis wives(SunaanibnMajah,4.2875)
134
IslamicVoodoos
ALLAHCURSESWOMENWHOATTENDTOHERPERSONALGROOMING
Islamdiscourageswomentobeautifytheirlookstoappearpresentableandcharming. Muhammadhadtheharshestwordsforthosewomenwhoindulgedspendingtimeinbeauty parlours.Further,itisthedutyofawomantosexuallysatisfyherhusbandnomatterwhat. Ifawomandoesnotimmediatelyrespondtoherhusbandscallforsexsheisdoomedtoface Allahswrath,untilshesurrendersherpersontoherhusband. HereareafewahadithtodemonstrateAllahswrathforwomenwhoattempttobeautify theirappearancesanddootherwisewhenherhusbandcallsherforsex. Allahcursesthewomenwhowearfalsehair(SahihMuslim,24.5295) AllahdestroyedtheBaniIsraelpeoplewhentheirwomenworefalse hair(SahihMuslim,24.5306) Allahcursesthosewomenwhopractisetattooingandthosewomenwhoget themselvestattooedorthosewomenwhomanipulatetheirteethtolook beautiful(SahihBukhari,7.72.815) Allahgetsdispleasedwiththewomanwhodoesnotimmediatelyrespondwhenher husbanddemandssexfromher(SahihMuslim,8.3367,3368) Theangelscurseawomanforrefusingtohavesexwithher husband(SahihBukhari,4.54.460) Goldnecklacesandgoldringsonawomansbodyarelikefireputonheronthe resurrectionday(SunaanAbuDawud,34.4226) Womencannotwearbellsontheirlegs.Thereisadevilalongwitheach bell34.4218) Mensperfumeshouldhaveanodorbutnocolorandwomensperfumeshouldhave colorbutnoodor.Thismeansthatsheshouldnotwearanyperfumewhilegoingout butshecanwearaperfumewhensheiswithher husband(SunaanAbuDawud,32.4037) Allahdoesnotacceptawomansprayerunlesssheprayswearinga veil...(SunaanAbuDawud,2.0641)
MAJORITYOFWOMENWILLBEINISLAMICHELL
Allahpossessessomuchhatredtowardswomenthat Hehasrelegatedmostwomentohell.Hereareafew ahadithwhereMuhammadclaimedthathesawthat mostoftheinhabitantsofhellarewomen. Majorityinhellarewomenbecausetheyare ungratefultotheirhusbands...(SahihBukhari, 1.2.28)
135
IslamicVoodoos
Majorityofwomenareinhellbecausetheyaredeficientin intelligence...(SahihBukhari,1.6.301) Thosewomenwhoarenakedevenintheirdressesandleadtheirhusbandstoastray willgotohell(SahihMuslim,24.5310) AnakedwomantearsdownthecurtainofAllah(SunaanibnMajah,5.3750) Awomanshouldveilherselfevenfromablindman[note3532,vol.iii, p.1147](SunaanAbuDawud,3.32.4100)
GOODWOMEN,BADWOMEN
ThemoststrikingaspectofanIslamicwomanisthatshe couldneverbeindependent.Frombirthtodeathshemust beunderthespellofIslamicVoodoosunderthecontrol ofhermaleowner,alsoknownasWali.Thiswalistarts withthefather,thenhusband,thenson,thenanyother malerelativewhoiseligibletobehermahram(aMuslim manwhocanmeetherwithouthavinghertowearherveil,orwithwhomshecouldbe aloneinprivacy). Thus,agoodwoman(Islamic)mustbeobedient, andmustneverevertrytosetherselffreeto decideherlife.Thislackoffreedomofchoice extendseventotheextentofchoosingher marriagepartner. Inverse2:232Allahadvisesawomansguardian nottopreventherfrommarryingherformer husband.Manyscholarsindicatethatthisverse meansthatthewomanisnotpermittedtogive herselfinmarriage.Rather,sherequiresawalia guardian,suchasherfather,brother,adultson, andsoforth,togiveherawayinmarriage,foronly theadulteressgivesherselfawayinmarriage.True tothespiritoftheaboveQuranicverse,anumber ofahadithsaythatawomanshouldneverchose hermarriagepartnerherself,ifsheviolatesthisrulesheisanadulteress.In SunaanibnMajah(3.1882)andTirmidhi(934)wereadthatifawomancontractsherown marriagesheisanadulteress.SunaanTirmidhi(35)evenwritesthatonlyanimmoral womangivesherselfinmarriage. Thus,thefirstqualityofagoodIslamicwomanisforhernottoseekherindependenceat anytimeofherlife.Shemustremainachargeoradependantuntilherdeath.Herearefew ahadithwhichtellwomenhowtobeagoodMuslimah(Islamicwoman)ortoenterhellasa badwoman.
136
IslamicVoodoos
ThebestandthemostrighteouswomenamongtheQurayshweretheridersof camels(SahihBukhari,7.62.19) Awomanshouldnotaskamantodivorcehiscurrentwifetomarryher,insteadshe shouldhappilyaccepttobehisanotherwife(SahihBukhari,8.77.598) AgoodMuslimahreadilyundergoesfemalecircumcision(cliterodectomy);asthatis betterforaherandmoredesirableforherhusband(SunaanAbuDawud,41.5251) Forvoluntaryfastingawomanneedsherhusbands permission(SunaanibnMajah,3.1762) Awomanwhoasksheruglyhusbandtodivorceherwillnotenter paradise(SunaanibnMajah,3.2054,2055,2057) Awoman,alonecannottakeajourneyformorethana day(SunaanibnMajah,4.2899)
THEMOSTRIGHTEOUSMUSLIMAHS
Duringprayerathomewomenstandbehindmen(SunaanibnMajah,2.975) Womencanprayinthedarknessofamosque(SunaanNasai,2.1365)
MENWILLENJOYPLENTYOFWOMEN
ThisisperhapsthemostlaughableofallIslamicvoodoos.Statisticsshowthatinvirtuallyall theIslamicparadisesthereisshortageofwomen.InArabcountries,suchasBahrain,Dubai, Kuwaitthereissevereshortageofwomen.ButIslamicscripturessayinthedaystocome eachMuslimmanwillenjoybetweenfortytofiftywomen.Whenweassumethatmaleto femaleratiotobe50:50,currentlytherewillbearound600millionMuslimmenand600 millionMuslimwomenaroundtheglobe.Now,accordingtohadis,duringthelastdays (assumingithappensnow)thereshouldbearound30000million(or30billion)Muslim womenintheworld.Thisfiguredoesnotincludethenaturalincreaseinpopulation.Please readthefollowingahadithtomarvelatMuhammad'sstatistics. Duringthelasthourknowledgewouldbetakenawayandignorancewouldprevail, liquorwouldbedrunkandadulterywouldberampant,therewillbeonemanto lookafterfiftywomen(SahihMuslim,34.6451,6452) 137
IslamicVoodoos
Portentsofhourare:religiousignorance,drinking,sex,andfiftywomenper men...(SahihBukhari,1.3.80,81)
AGOODMUSLIMMANHASAHAREMWITHVARIETYOFWOMEN
INISLAMICPARADISEMENWILLENJOYPLENTYOFWOMEN
Therewillbescarcityofmen;fortywomenforoneman...(SahihBukhari,2.24.495) Eachinmateofparadisewillhave72women;twowillbefromhiswivesonearth and70willbefromthenonbelieverswomen;everyonewithpleasantvagina;the 138
Ch.16:IslamicWomenVoodoo manwillhavepermanenterection;Muslimswillinheritpharaohs wives(SunaanibnMajah,5.4337)
IslamicVoodoos
ANISLAMICWOMANCANBREASTFEEDABEARDEDMAN
Recently,thistopichasbeenofworldwideinterestwhenanalAzharacademicproposedan IslamicsolutiontopreventthesexsegregationinIslamicoffices.Hesuggestedthatthe lactating(orwomenwhocouldproducemilk,somehoworother)womenintheoffice breastfeedtheirmalecounterpart,forthementobecometheirmahram.Thismeantthat
Islamicbreastfeedingabeardedman havingsuckledthebreastofthewomen,thesemenwillbecomeharamtothewomenwho hadbreastfedthem,andtherefore,thesemenwillbepermittedtovisitthesewomeninthe privacyoftheirofficerooms. Pleasedonothaveaguffaw. ThealAzharacademicgavehisrecommendationsbasedonafewahadith.Deeply embarrassed,thealAzharauthority,subsequently,claimedthatMuhammadhadinstructed thisprocedureonlyasaonceoffcase.Later,theacademiclosthisjobforindulginginhadis fabrication. WasthealAzharacademiccorrect?Hewas,ofcourserightinhisassertionofthehadis. However,whetherMuhammadmadethisoneoffornotisfiercelycontestedbyopposing camps.Therearecontroversialahadithonthis,sothishasbecomeasubjectoffiercedebate. Letusreadthisinterestinghadis. Awomancansuckleagrownupbeardedmansothatshebecomesharamforhim(i.e.they cannotgetmarried;Hudhaifa,lethisyoungwifesuckleSalem,thefreedslaveofhimto makeSalimsexuallyharamforher)(SahihhMuslim,8.3428). Becausethisissuchanamazinghadis,letusreadthefulltext. 139
IslamicVoodoos
SAHIHMUSLIM,BOOK008,NUMBER3428:
ZainabdaughterofAbuSalamareported: IheardUmmSalama,thewifeofAllah'sApostle(maypeacebeuponhim, sayingto'A'isha:ByAllah,Idonotliketobeseenbyayoungboywhohas passedtheperiodoffosterage,whereuponshe('A'isha)said:Whyisitso? SahladaughterofSuhailcametoAllah'sMessenger(maypeacebeuponhim) andsaid:Allah'sMessenger,IswearbyAllahthatIseeinthefaceof AbuHudhaifa(thesignsofdisgust)onaccountofenteringofSalim(inthe house),whereuponAllah'sMessenger(maypeacebeuponhim)said:Suckle him.She(SahlabintSuhail)said:Hehasabeard.Buthe(again)said:Suckle him,anditwouldremovewhatisthere(expressionofdisgust)onthefaceof AbuHudhaifa.Shesaid:(Ididthat)and,byAllah,Ididnotsee(anysignof disgust)onthefaceofAbuHudhaifa. SunaanibnMajahnarratesasimilarhadis. Awomancansuckle(breastfeed)agrownup(withbeard) mantomakehimunlawfultoherformarriage (SunaanibnMajah,3.1943) Thiseventisbetterunderstoodfromthefollowing narrations(MuhammadsCompanions,p.188189): AbuAbdullahSalimremainedafreedslaveofAbu Hudhayfa.SalimmarriedHudhayfahsniece Fatimabt.Waleed.AbuHudhayfahswifewasSahlabt. SuhailWhenhebecameabeardedadulthewasbreastfed bySahla.HewasnotanArabbutanIranian.AbuHudhayfa, thesonofUtbab.Rabiah,adoptedhim. AbuHudhayfasfreedslavewasSalim.Hudhayfadislikedthefreeentranceinhishouseof Salim,thenagrownupadultwithbeard.MuhammadpermittedSahlatobreastfeeda beardedSalimsothathebecameherfosterson(ibid,p.415).Sahlabt.Suhailbreastfed Salim.MuhammadsaidtoSahla,Feedhimthemilkfromyourbreast,andthushewill becomeyourconfidantandshallbeabletobeadmittedintothewomensapartment(ibid, p.190). Muhammad,however,recommendsthatamanshouldnothavesexwithalactatingwoman. InSunaanibnMajah(3.2012)wereadthatdonothavesexwithawomanwhosucklesa baby,ifyoudo,herchildwillbecomeaveryweakrider,hewilldiefallingdownfromthe horse. 140
IslamicVoodoos
ISLAMICPROTOCOLONTHEFIRSTTIMEWITHYOURWIFE/S
Herearetwointerestingahadithtoamusethereaders Ifyoumarryavirginwomanthenstaywithherforaweek;ifyoumarryapreviously marriedwomanthenstaywithherforthreedays(SahihMuslim,8.3443,3444) Spendthreenightswithapreviouslymarriedwomanandsevennightswithavirgin woman(SunaanibnMajah,3.1916,1917)
IFYOUMARRYAVIRGINWOMANTHENSTAY WITHHERFORAWEEK
141
CONCLUSIONS
DespitetheenthusiasticclaimsbythecraftyIslamistsoftoday,thatIslamisareligionof peace,rationalityandscientificthought,itisquiteclearthatIslamisjusttheoppositeof whattheseIslamistsclaim.FromthefountsofIslam,suchastheQuran,ahadith,andSharia wecandemonstratethatIslamisdeeplymiredinsuperstitious,fallacious,irrational, unscientific,unhealthy,andsometimessimplydangerousvoodoopracticesandbeliefs whichmightbemindbogglingtothosewhoarenotfamiliarwiththetruenatureofIslam.
THEMOSTSTRIKINGASPECTOFANISLAMICWOMAN ISTHATSHECOULDNEVERBEINDEPENDENT
ThisvoodoonatureofIslamwouldnotbeaproblemhadIslambeenlikeanyotherreligion orvoodoocultsofAfrica,SouthAmerica,orcertainpartsofAsia.Aswritteninthe beginning,thedangerofIslamicvoodooemanatesfromtheenforceablenatureofIslamic irrationalities.SharialawsgiveteethtotheseIslamicmumbojumbos,nomatterhowmuch thecivilisedworldthinksthemtobeillogical,superstitious,barbaricandpureevil.Inmany Islamicsocieties,theseIslamicillsareenforcedwiththemightoflegalpower,andthe Islamiccourtsmeteoutharshpunitivemeasuresforviolatingthem.Hereinlaysthe reason/swhyIslamcannotbereformed. BeforeanyoneattemptstoreformIslam,he/shemustreformtheverysourcesofIslam,that is,theQuran,ahadiith,andSharia.Itisassimpleasthis.ExceptforIslam,mostother religionshavelosttheirteethtoenforcetheirvoodoosongulliblepeople.Theexceptionis Islam. Islamisthelastfrontier,whichthehumanitymustconquertoensuretoliveinacivilised society. Inessence,fromthisessay,wemayconcludethefollowing: IslamicVoodoosaresimplytheirrationalities,andsuperstitiousbeliefsofthe BedouinArabs.TheaimofIslamistoimposeontheworldthisBedouinArabism, throughterrorandbloodshed,ifneeded.
IslamicVoodoos
Conclusions
IslamicvoodoosemanatestraightfromtheQuran,ahadith,Sharia,andSirah (Muhammadsbiography). ItiscompulsoryforMuslimstobelieveinIslamicJinns,IslamicAngels,andIslamic humanMessenger(Muhammad). MuslimsmustbelievethatsomeanimalsandinsectsareMuslimstoo.Likeitornot, Allahwillsendabeastasthefinalmessenger. Islamicbiologyandembryologyarethemostunscientific,irrational,and superstitious.However,Muslimsareforcedtobelieveinsuchgrosslycorrupt,and ridiculousIslamicmumbojumbo. ManyMullahsusetheQur'antopracticeIslamicBlackMagic.InmanyIslamic societies,IslamicBlackMagicisaflourishingbusiness. NonMuslimsmustendureIslamicpunishmentintheirgraves.Allahwillnot reprievethemevenintheirgraves.Thisisaterrortacticparexcellence,tocoerce thenonMuslimsintoIslam. Likeitornot,MuslimsmustbelieveinandresorttoIslamicMedicinesandIslamic surgeries,nomatterhowdangeroustheycouldbe.ThisIslamicmedicinemighteven includethedrinkingofcamelsandcattleurine. EquallydangerousaretheuseofIslamicmedicinessuchas,humansaliva,dust,and ash.Unfortunately,atrueMuslimmustbelieveinthehealingpowerofsuch potentiallyharmfulmaterials;hemustnotdoubtwhatMuhammadhadprescribed asIslamicmedicines. AmosqueisapotentiallydangerousplaceforthenonMuslims.Allahhaspermitted Hisadherentstousemosqueasaplanningcentretoconductjihad,thatis,tomurder nonMuslims.AmosqueisalsoapotentialIslamicvoodoocentre. Islamicpersonalhygienepracticesareabsolutely,unhealthy,impractical,and potentiallydangerous. IslamisArab/whiteracism.IslamadvocatesthesuperiorityoftheArab whitecomplexionpeople.IslamdeteststheblackMuslims.Evenonthedayof resurrection,AllahwillnotadmitintoparadiseapiousBlackMuslim,untilAllahhas changedhisskintowhite.Thisshouldbestrongamessagetoallthe African/AmericanBlackMuslims. IslamicVoodooisgrosslyenmeshedwiththeIslamicpenis.AnIslamicpenisisvery deartoAllah.EveryMuslimmanmustbemeticulousintakingcareofhispenis. Islamicconceptofhumansoulsisthemostunscientific,grosslyuntrue,and potentiallyharmfultothosewhoundertakeIslamicBlackMagic. Islamictoiletpracticesarecrude,shameful,embarrassing,andhavethepotentialto spreadmanylifethreateningepidemics. IslamicVoodooshavethemostdamagingeffectonwomen.Islamtreatswomenas devils,stupid,impure,andlessthanhuman. 144
BIBLIOGRAPHY
INTERNETRESOURCES
ThefollowingwebsitesareusefultoreadonlineversionsoftheQuranandahadith.Please notethatonlyaboutfiftypercentofallahadithareavailableintheInternetversionof SunaanAbuDawud.NotethatnotallahadithofSahihBukhariareavailableintheinternet versionofit.Currently,asfarastheauthorisawareof,theonlysourceoftheEnglish translationofTirmidhiahadithisAlimCDROM. AbuDawud,Sulaymanb.alAshath.AlSunaan,acollectionofHadithTranslatedinEnglish byProf.AhmadHasan: http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/abudawud/ alBukhari,Muhammadb.Ismail.SahiBukhari.TranslatedinEnglishbyDrMuhammad MuhsinKhan: [http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/] ALIMCDROM http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=30000 IbnKathirsTafsir(exegesis)oftheQuran www.qtafsir.com TafsiribnAbbasandJalalyn http://www.altafsir.com/ Muslim,AbualHussainb.alHajjajalQushairi.SahiMuslim.TranslatedinEnglishbyAbdul HamidSiddiqi: [http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/m
uslim/]
MaliksMuwtta.Translators:AishaAbdurrahmanBewleyandYaqubJohnson: http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=30000 TheHolyQuran.TheinternetversionofthreeEnglishtranslationscanbereadat: http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/reference/reference.html TheNobleQuranTransliterationinRomanScriptAndEnglishTranslationoftheMeanings. http://www.witness-pioneer.org/vil/
PRINTEDBOOKS
AbuDawud,Sulaymanb.alAshath.2001AlSunaan,acollectionofHadith,vol.iii.Translated inEnglishbyProf.AhmadHasan.KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj, NewDelhi110002(India). AbuDawud,Sulaymanb.alAshath.2001.AlSunaan,acollectionofHadith,vol.i.Translated inEnglishbyProf.AhmadHasan,KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,New Delhi110002(India).
IslamicVoodoos
Bibliography
AbuDawud,Sulaymanb.alAshath.2001.AlSunaan,acollectionofHadith,vol.ii.Translated inEnglishbyProf.AhmadHasan,KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,New Delhi110002(India). alGhazali,AbuHamidalTulsi.1993.IhyaUlumalDin(RevivalofReligiousLearnings). TranslatedinEnglishinfourvolumesbyFazlulKarim,firstedition.DarulIshat, UrduBazar,Karachi,Pakistan. AlMuwattaofImamMalikibnAnas.2004.TranslatedinEnglishbyAishaAbdurrahman Bewley.MadinahPressInverness,PaperEdition.ISBN0710303610 alTabari,AbuJafarMuhammadb.Jarir.1988.MuhammadatMecca,vol.vi.Translatedand annotatedbyW.MontgomeryWattandM.V.McDonald,StateUniversityofNewYork Press,Albany. Dashti,Ali.1994.23Years:AStudyinthePropheticCareerofMohammad.Ttranslatedfrom PersianbyF.R.C.Bagley,MazdaPublishers,CostaMasa,California. IbnAbdullahTabrizi,SheikhWaliudDinMuahmmad.MishkatulMasabih,inthree volumes.TranslatedandannotatedbyAbdulHameedSiddiqui,KitabBhavan,1784 KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002,India.1990. IbnIshaq,Muhammadb.Yasr.2001.SiratRasulAllah.TranslatedinEnglishbyA. Guillaume.FirstpublishedbyOxfordUniversityPress,Londonin1955.Fifteenth reprintbyOxfordUniversityPress,Karachi,Pakistan. IbnMusaalYahsubi,QadiIyad,2004.AshShifa,TranslatedinEnglishbyAisha AbdarrahmanBewley,MedinaPress.P.O.Box5531,InvernessIV57YA,Scotland,UK, fifthprint. IbnSad,AbuAbdAllahMuhammad.1972.KitabalTabaqat,voli.TranslatedinEnglishbyS. MoinulHaq,KitabBhavan,1784,KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi,India. ImamAbuAbdurRahmanAhmadNasai(withArabicText),2006.SunaanNasaI,Vol.I. TranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadIqbalSiddiqi.KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal, DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002.ImprovedIndianedition.ISBN:8171513689 (Vol.I). ImamAbuAbdurRahmanAhmadNasai(withArabicText),2006.SunaanNasaI,Vol.II. TranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadIqbalSiddiqi.KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal, DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002.ImprovedIndianedition.ISBN:8171513697 (Vol.II). Lings,Martin.1983.Muhammadhislifebasedontheearliestsources.InnerTraditions International,OneParkStreet,Rochester,Vermont05767,USA. Muslim,AbualHussainb.alHajjajalQushairi.2004.SahihMuslim,vol.i.Translatedinto EnglishbyAbdulHamidSiddiqi,KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,New Delhi110002,India. Muslim,AbualHussainb.alHajjajalQushairi.2004.SahihMuslim,vol.ii.Translatedin EnglishbyAbdulHamidSiddiqi,.KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,New Delhi110002,India. Muslim,AbualHussainb.alHajjajalQushairi.2004.SahihMuslim,vol.iii.Translatedin EnglishbyAbdulHamidSiddiqi.KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,New Delhi110002,India. 146
Bibliography
IslamicVoodoos
Muslim,AbualHussainb.alHajjajalQushairi.2004.SahihMuslim,vol.iv.Translatedin EnglishbyAbdulHamidSiddiqi,.KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,New Delhi110002. Walker,Benjamin.2004.FoundationsofIslam.Rupa&Co.NewDelhi.Firstpublishedin GreatBritainbyPeterOwenPublishers,1998. Shaikh,N.M.RafiAhmadFidai,TheCompanionsoftheHolyProphet,revisedand consolidatededition.AdamPublishers&Distributors,India,2001. YazidibniMajaAlQazwani,ImamAbuAbdullahMuhammadb.2003.(withArabicText), SunaanIbniMajah,vol.v.2nd.Ed.TranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadTufailAnsari. KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002,India. YazidibniMajaAlQazwani,ImamAbuAbdullahMuhammadb.1994.(withArabicText), SunaanIbniMajah,vol.i.TranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadTufailAnsari.Kitab Bhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002,India. YazidibniMajaAlQazwani,ImamAbuAbdullahMuhammadb.2003.(withArabicText), SunaanIbniMajah,vol.ii.2ndEd.TranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadTufailAnsari. KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002,India. YazidibniMajaAlQazwani,ImamAbuAbdullahMuhammadb.2003.(withArabicText), SunaanIbniMajah,vol.iii.2ndEdTranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadTufailAnsari. KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002,India. YazidibniMajaAlQazwani,ImamAbuAbdullahMuhammadb.2003.(withArabicText), SunaanIbniMajah,vol.iv.2ndEd.TranslatedinEnglishbyMuhammadTufailAnsari. KitabBhavan,1784KalanMahal,DarayaGanj,NewDelhi110002,India. TheEnd
147

Islamic Voodoo

Uploaded by

Copyright:

Available Formats

Islamic Voodoo

Uploaded by

Document Information

Copyright

Available Formats

Share this document

Share or Embed Document

Sharing Options

Did you find this document useful?

Is this content inappropriate?

Copyright:

Available Formats

Islamic Voodoo

Uploaded by

Copyright:

Available Formats

ISLAMICVOODOOS

WOMENINISLAMANEXEGESIS SEXANDSEXUALITYINISLAM ROOTOFTERRORISMALAISLAMICSTYLE WHOAUTHOREDTHEQURAN? ACOMPLETEGUIDETOALLAH

CONTENTS ABSTRACT CHAPTER1

heQur'anhascontradictorystatementsonthecreationofIslamicAdam.Insome versesAllahsaysHecreatedAdamfromdust(3:59),fromwetclay(38:71),from blackburntclay(15:26),frommud(6:2),fromdirtofearth(20:55),outofnothing (19:9,52:35),fromwater(24:45).

eliefintheIslamicangelsandjinnsarethetwomostimportantingredientsofIslamic faithsystem.Verse2:285oftheQur'ansaysMuslimsmustbelieveinAllah,His angels,andHisBooks.Verse2:34commandsthebelieverstobelieveintheunseen, meaning,perhaps,thejinns.

Theveryfirstverse(35:1)ofthisSurasaysthatAllahhasappointedangelsasmessengers (thatis,ascouriers)ofHisdicta.Inotherwords,AllahhasangelswhodeliverHiserrandsto Hishumanmessenger(suchasMuhammad).ThemodalityofAllahscommunicationcanbe describedinthismanner: Allahangelhumanmessengerlaity.

Ch.3:IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo MuhammadsawGabrielinacloud(SahihBukhari,4.54.454) AngelofthemountainrequestedMuhammadtoorder anything(SahihBukhari,4.54.454)

alsoejaculatesperm,herspermbeingofyellowcolour.Onthecontext,IbnAbbassaysthat theseversesrefertoAbuTalib,thatAllahcreatedAbuTalibfromagushingfluidintothe wombofawoman.InasubsequentepisodeweshallreadmoreontheIslamicejaculation

SCIENTIFICCHARACTER OFTHEISLAMICFAITHISREFLECTED INTHISKINDOFALLAH'SMIRACLES

QORANAMULET CASEINSILVER WITHFIREGILDEDSTAMPED DECORATIONSANDCARNELIAN,USEDTOCONTAINVERSES FROMTHEKORANBYYOMUDTURKOMANTRIBES.CENTRAL ASIA

ASUDANESEJUSTICEANDEQUALITYMOVEMENTFIGHTER CARRIESMANYLEATHERQURANAMULETSFORPROTECTION AGAINSTBULLETS,GRENADES,KNIVESANDBOMBS.HEALSO CARRIESAPISTOL(JUSTINCASE).

Forabundantproducefromagarden,writetheentireSuraYaSin(Sura36)andhangthe paperonatreeinthegarden. Forpersonalsecurity,wearSuraYaSininsertedinatalisman. Tofindhiddentreasure,tieverse3:9andtheentireSura95(TheFig)onawhiteroosters neck,andlettheroosterfindthetreasure.

ASSORTEDQUR'ANAMULETSONALLOCCASIONS AVAILABLE TODAYANDASPOPULARASEVERAMONGALLDEVOUT MUSLIMS

BASKETOFEVILEYETALISMANSFORSALEAT ANOUTDOOR MARKETINISTANBUL

stomachcraminyou. HereismoreonthisIslamicvoodoo. Theeffectofanevileyeisafact(SahihBukhari,7.71.636) Ifyouarecaughtbyanevileyethentakea bath(SahihMuslim,26.5427)

Ch.6:IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo UmmulQuran(SuraFateha)incantationisacureforall diseases(SahihMuslim,26.5459)

ThetrunkofadatepalmstartedcryingwhenMuhammadabandoneditasapulpit. WhenMuhammadrubbedhishandonit,thetrunkstoppedcrying(SahihBukhari, 4.56.783,784) Thepeopleheardthetrunksendingasoundlikethatofapregnantshecameltill Muhammadcametoit,andputhishandoverit,thenitbecame quiet(SahihBukhari,4.56.785)

ATM INAMUHAMMADSPLITTHEMOONINTOTWO ONEPART WASBEHINDTHEMOUNTAINSANDTHEOTHERPARTWASON THESIDEOFTHEMOUNTAIN

JabirreportedAllah'sApostle(maypeacebeuponhim)cametothegraveof 'Abdullahb.Ubayy,broughthimoutfromthat,placedhimonhiskneeand puthissalivainhismouthandshroudedhiminhisownshirtandAllah knowsbest. TheabovehadisistheepitomeIslamicBlackMagic.

MUSLIMSBELIEVETHAT ONCETHEYHAVEDIED THEYWILL REMAINATPEACEINTHEIRBURIALCHAMBERUNTILALLAH RAISESTHEMUPONTHERESURRECTIONDAY.MEANWHILE THEYCANBESTILLUSEFULFORTHELIVINGMUSLIMS.

THEFUNERALCEREMONY OFAYATOLLAHHAJMIRZAJAVAD AQATABRIZI

EVENTODAYSUCHCAUTERY TOOLSARECOMMONLYUSED INMUSLIMCOUNTRIES

CACHEOFARMSINFINSBURY PARKMOSQUE (U.K.2003)

Intheoryatleast,aMuslimisfreetocommitanynumberofsins,andthenturntoAllah byvisitingamosque,barefoot.Ghazaliwritesfurtherthathavingcommittedasin,make ablutionwell,andpraytworakatinamosque.Allahwillforgivethesinscommitted,before enteringthemosque(Ghazali,4.45).

BACKALLEYINCAIRO ADOGEATINGCARION OFANOTHER DOG

Muhammad'scompanionsweremanuallabourers;theyhadstinkybody odour...(SahihBukhari3.34.285) SahihBukhari,Volume3,Book34,Number285: NarratedAisha: ThecompanionsofAllah'sApostleusedtopractisemanuallabor,sotheir sweatusedtosmell,andtheywereadvisedtotakeabath. 76

Nowonderthen,that,today,mostofMuhammadsardentfollowerscarryonwithhis traditionorSunnabecauseitiscompulsoryforeveryMuslimtoemulateMuhammadinall aspects,includinghispersonalhygienehabits(seeverses3:31,3:132,4:13,33:21,33:36, and68:4).

PeoplerubbedMuhammadsspittleontheirfaces(AshShifa,p.237) Muhammadrecommendedthatyoucanspitonyourclothandthenfolditandrub it(SahihMuslim,4.1121) Spitthreetimestotheleftwhensomeonequestionswhocreated Allah(ibnIshaq,p.270)

AnotherincrediblehadisinSunaanAbuDawud(1.0067)statesthatwaterpollutedbydead dogs,menstruatingclothesandexcrementofpeopleissuitableforuseforanything. Itisworthwhiletoreadthefullhadis:

MUHAMMAD'SDISLIKEFORTHEBLACKPEOPLEISREFLECTED INTHEWAYARABMUSLIMSRELATEDTOTHEMTHROUGHOUT THECENTURIES.(PICTUREDARABSLAVETRADERSANDTHEIR MERCHANDISELATE19THCENTURYENGRAVING)

ISLAMICCONTEMPTTOWARDSBLACKPEOPLEIS STILLCLEARLY VISIBLETODAY(PICTUREDDINKASLAVESRESTINGAND THEIRARABMASTERSSUDAN2000)

THERULESONISLAMIV ABLUTIONAREQUITE ELABORATE,SOMETIMESQUEER,ANDMINDBOGGLING

SINNEDALITTLE?HERE'SYOUR SOLUTIONWUDUMATE!TOENSUREA PERFECTABLUTIONWITHINTWENTY FOURHOURSTOABSOLVETHEMSELVES FROMTHECONTRITION.

TOENSURETHATALLTRAVELLERSKNOWHOWTOPURIFY THEMSELVES,ISLAMICMINDCONTROLAGENTSPROVIDE EDUCATIONALWUDUWEBSITES

SINCEMUHAMMADDIDTHISJOB,ITISNOWCOMPULSORYFOR EVERYMUSLIMONEARTHTOTAKECAREOFHISPENISINTHIS MANNER

Thefourthimportantruleisthathavinglickedyourfinger(orhavingsomeonelickedfor you),youmustlickthedish,eitherbyholdingthedishnearyourmouthorbybendingyour mouthtothedish.

MUHAMMADNEVERATEONADININGTABLE.DEVOUTMUSLIMS EATSITTINGONFLOOR,ANDWITHTHEIRHANDS,MAKINGSURE THEPLATEOFFOODISRESTINGONTHEFLOOR

Herearethereasonswhyyoumustlickthefoodbowl. Aftereatinglickthebowl;thebowlwillseekforgivenessfor you(SunaanibnMajah,4.3271) 96

Ch.12:IslamicRitualsVoodoo Aftereatinglickthedish;thedishwillaskAllahforyour forgiveness(SunaanTirmidhi,1121)

THESEMUSLIMLADSWILLSURELYGOTOPARADISE.AFTERALL MUSLIMSARENOTREQUIREDTOUNDERSTANDINSTRUCTIONS INENGLISH

ThereasonwhyaMuslimmustdoablutionbeforesleepisthis:whenyousleep,thering muscleofyouranusisloosened,soyoumustperformablutionbeforesleeping (SunaanTirmidhi,122).

KEEPYOURMOUTHSHUT WITHYOURHANDBECAUSEDEVIL ENTERSYOUWHENYOUYAWN.(IRAQ,KURDISHPARLIAMENT INSESSION)

Thedevilcirculatesinyoulikeyourblood;sodonotvisitawomanwhosehusband isaway;onlyMuhammadwassafeinthismatter(SunaanTirmidhi,931) Ifyouhavetoyawnthenkeepyourmouthshutwithyourhand;becausedevilenters youwhenyouyawn(SahihMuslim,42.7129,7131) Whenyournailsarelongdevilsitsinthem.(Ghazali,p.1.131)

IslamicVoodoos been. HereiswhatwefindaboutIslamicSatansgamewithhumans:

ALLYOUNEEDTODOISPRAYANDPROSTRATE BEFOREALLAH. THISMANISOBVIOUSLYCONFUSEDBYTHESHAYTAN

beforeAllah,endlessly. HereishowyoucaneschewSatan: WhenthesonofAdamfallsdowninprostration,theSatangoesintoseclusionand weeps(SahihMuslim,1.0144) IfSatanintervenesduringyourprayerthenspitthreetimesonyour left(SahihMuslim,26.5463) SpitonyourleftwhenyouperceiveSatan(Mishkat,1.46)

ThesoulswillbeenclosedinaholeintheTrumpet.WhenIsrafilblowsinthe Trumpet,thesoulswilldepartfromitandwillflybetweentheheavensand earth.Allahwilldeclare,"ByMygraceandpower,eachsoulshallreturnto

ALLAHWILLPAIRSOULSWITHBODIES NODOBTADIFFICULT TASKSINCETHEGREATESTMUSLIMINVENTIONSUICIDE BOMBING

Undoubtedly,thisversemotivatesthesuicidebombers.IbnKathirwritesthatallMuslims areboundbyasales/purchasecontractwithAllah.ThepriceAllahpaysinexchangefor theirlives/soulsaretheguaranteeofparadise.

ThiscontradictsAllahscontentioninverse19:71thatsaysallsouls(includingthesoulsof Muslims),eventemporarily,willbeinhell.Previously,wenotedthatAllahstoresMuslims soulsinIlliyyin.

SUNNAHISMYPRACTICE:ALLAHPROMISESGREATREWARDS FOREMULATINGMUHAMMAD'SHABITS,MANNERS,AND INSTRUCTIONS

Inverses3:132and4:80AllahsaysthatobeyingHimandMuhammad(i.e.,Muhammads examples)ismandatory.ThismeansMuslimshavenochoicebuttofollowMuhammad's deeds,asthisconstitutestheobeyingthecommandsofAllah.Asimilarcommandisechoed

NarratedZaydibnArqam: TheApostleofAllah(peace_be_upon_him)said:Thesepriviesarefrequented bythejinnsanddevils.Sowhenanyoneamongstyougoesthere,heshould say:"IseekrefugeinAllahfrommaleandfemaledevils." 123

Ch.15:IslamicToiletVoodoo Donottouchmaleorganwithrighthand(Mishkat,1.183) Uselefthandfortouchingprivateparts(Mishkat,1.185)

HISTORICALOTTOMNTOILETSONDISPLAY.PLEASENOTEHOW THETHEYINDICATETHEONLYCORRECTPOSITIONDURING DEFECATION.

NarratedAbuHurayrah: TheProphet(peace_be_upon_him)said:Thefollowingversewasrevealedin connectionwiththepeopleofQuba':"Initaremenwholovetobepurified" (ix.108).He(AbuHurayrah)said:Theyusedtocleansethemselveswith wateraftereasing.Sotheversewasrevealedinconnectionwiththem.

QIBLACOMPASSCOMESHANDYWHENYOU AREFORCEDTODEFECATEINANOPEN DESERTORSUCH 126

MUSLIMYOUTHUSESHISMOBILETELEPHONETOTAKEAPICTURE OFHISFRIENDURINATING(STANDING)ONTHERUINSOFST. GEORGECHURCHINTHESOUTHERNKOSOVOTOWNOFPRIZREN.

trictly,thetopicoftreatmentofwomeninIslam,initself,is massive.Pleasereadotheressaysonthisissue.Manysuch calloustreatmentsarebaseduponsuperstitions,archaic,and barbarictraditions.Theyarenothingbutvoodoosinamodern society.

FROMTHEMOMENTOFHERBIRTHUNTILHERDEATHSHE ENDURESMUCHMOREISLAMICTYRANNYTHANAMALE MUSLIM.ALLTHESEISLAMICTORMENTISINFLICTEDONHER JUSTBECAUSEOFHERSEXANDBIOLOGY.