With four retirements already under his belt before Monday, cynics have lined up to suggest Fury is not actually calling it quits.

The feathers are not actually blue or green.

The acronym "DEI," which stands for "diversity, equity, and inclusion," is being thrown around, but an acronym does not actually explain why women in leadership is a bad idea.

The Byrd Rules are not actually enforced by the parliamentarian but rather enforced by the presiding officer of the Senate, which is either the president of the Senate or the president pro tempore of the Senate.

It has long been obvious that many of Soros’ critics do not actually care about money in politics, or about the distribution of power between ultrawealthy individuals and everyone else, or whether a society in which billionaires can put their thumbs on the scale of elections and governance can ever really be an open, equitable society.