The “embutida” pupusa is a total pig-out, a masa shell in which ham, sausage and mortadella are suspended in the kitchen’s custom three-cheese blend.

The crisp sandwich is meant to be an uninhibited pig-out, which will be ruined by using earnest wholemeal or ostensibly healthy seeded breads.

It recently tested the bae-cone, a seitan “bacon” cone stuffed with chicken, fries and cheese sauce, which it called a “pig-free pig-out”.

Then there is the president’s favorite pig-out food.

In all, we had a diet regimen that was part Paleo, part pig-out.