T-level students will be able to work remotely for part of their work placement from January 2025, the government has announced.

“Almost everyone is gone,” said Titi Olotu, who pulled up in a car to grab her belongings and head home to Sacramento while classes are conducted remotely through at least Friday.

Snap, the Santa Monica-based creator of the photo messaging app Snapchat, for example, kept its offices open on Wednesday but encouraged employees to work remotely, said a company spokesperson.

Abortion pills, however, can be prescribed remotely, through a telehealth consultation, and they are taken at home very early in a pregnancy.

None of this is remotely true, of course, and there are plenty of Americans who have not been drawn into these fact-free conspiracy holes.